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WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 25, 2019:

>. . . and insisted the US sign a pledge to pay the bill . . . . . Does the Trump pay bills or stiff creditors? Ah's forget. ;-)

As far as I can see, this site was set up and is run by and financed by a small group of ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 25, 2019:

I used to hear "America: love it or leave it." Eventually the brighter bulbs started to reply "America: change it or lose it." >Close the door quietly on your way out. I ought to have become an American ex-pat back then. The bright bulbs didn't convince anyone.

Dat glue tho.....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Waiting for the few to tell all.

Wow putin is talking to north korea to help trump is this a case of helping your subordinate ?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Sounds like two buds plotting to destroy gringo land.

Raise your hand if this makes you laugh! Actually don't raise your hand. I can't see it.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Wonder why my Tom cat, Percy, is hissing at the puppy dog.

@Admin and everyone else: I have a suggestion that I think will help with the current lack of ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 25, 2019:

>with oversight given to a group of 3 to 7 volunteer senior members of the community. "Senior" as in old snarling biddies, I dare not speak their names and grump old farts? "Senior" as in members who wore out their agnostic t-shirt and are using it to wash the car?

RECIDIVIST.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 25, 2019:

A word that has sparked a shockingly well informed discussion about jailbirds.

A couple of words to think about. ;^) om·pha·lopsy·chite noun \?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 25, 2019:

I'm not passed out, ripped to the max. It's an attack of omphaloskepsis. Nothing to see -- move along. I'm going to have to work hard to use that word. It'll kill me trying to spell it on the fly.

Started a general group for those interested.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 25, 2019:

I've already left a post there. Don't know if it stuck.

Xtians and Jews, not so big a difference. :)

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Stolen for next year.

Philosophy 101.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 25, 2019:

I sense paradox abounds in these questions.

QUAGMIRE.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 24, 2019:

One of the little known and little read philosophers I've read (Arthur Schopenhauer) compared literature to a quagmire. His sister's trashy novels sold better than his works. Some of writers of Mark Twain's time that out sold him are almost unknown today.

Oh my gosh yes (sorry for the language)

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 24, 2019:

I've had women show up only because they're horny and in the neighborhood. The days of untold horrors waiting for them to show up again. Unmentionable, I tell you.

I dont like kissing. It feels and looks stupid. Anyone else feel this way?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Kissing what? # So many questions!

Dancing to the music.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 24, 2019:

A base canard.

How can anyone support a culture/religion that executes Gays, Protesters and Women who "shame" their...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 24, 2019:

It's like the claim all white Christians all burn black churches. Not all of them, all the time.

Trump showdown with House Democrats ignites into all-out war The White House and congressional ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Didn't everybody **expect** him to order his staff to not cooperate?

I have been locked out of the site for a few days now.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 23, 2019:

The whole system went belly up for 12 hours and after that, there was a lot hoop jumping to get any messages.

This may be taking the "God's Will" thing a bit too far.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 23, 2019:

By that logic, bring back the Black Death and skin cats.

The Surprising Place Mueller Found Resistance to Trump The strongest pushback against the ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Meh, let him go down the drain said his subordinates because they didn't want to go to jail as well.

Behind every “Great Man”.....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Behind every great man is a woman. Behind her is his wife.

Do anything, but let it produce joy. - Walt Whitman

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Is that bright green snake going in a cave?

Relationship Goals

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Fire pictures?

I really thought it was going to be everywhere....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 23, 2019:

People **float** in higher in quicksand than in water. Those who struggle frantically create a vacuum which pulls them deeper into the muck. They should expect to lose their footwear.

PUERILE.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 23, 2019:

I wonder how it ties in with a popular hand sanitizer.

Why do i get turned on by this? These are just wrong?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Because they harp on an S&M act, you get turned on? Say no more, say no more, wink, wink, nudge nudge,

Dog 911 call!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Doesn't work for Percy, my Tom cat.

It’s a sign

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Sounds like big wieners to me.

Stress reduction

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 23, 2019:

According to my ex-biz partner (may the parole board be turning him down now) hiding the bodies is the worst part. Never ever bury them. Weight the corpse and throw it overboard ten miles off shore. Somewhere in New Jersey, Jimmy Hoffner is holding up a bridge piling.

Bad mamma

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Mean old woman.

I wonder what size a kidney stone would have to be for a man to know this pain.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 23, 2019:

>I wonder what size a kidney stone would have to be for a man to know this pain. According to *women* who have had both children and kidney stones, the stones that are the size of a grain of sand hurt more.

I wonder what size a kidney stone would have to be for a man to know this pain.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Prior to that, how did she walk to the store?

With age comes inner strength And the power of not giving a shit what others think.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 23, 2019:

I start to care what others think when the villagers approach with torches and pitchforks.

Against my better judgment I did join The Hinge dating site.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 23, 2019:

My experience with dating sites has largely been: 1) Hi, wouldn't you like to see more of me naked? Come to my **pay** porno web site and click chat. It's only $4.99 a minute. 2) Getting ignored, 99% of the time. That one percent that respond have one of these: emotional baggage, unemployable, small children or are looking for a guy who'll pick up their travel expenses (hey, big spender). 3) Then there are the "Hi, I'm +2,000 miles away from you . . . . " Scotty. Beam me down. Got a hot babe with a seaside condo on the Black Sea. At last, an intelligent life form! Now that I'm married and have in profile that I'm here for community (the code for "in a serious relationship, don't ask"). What do I get? Women who flatter me until I mention the wife.

Need some help, do you know what this is?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 23, 2019:

It's for canning. Once jars have been sterilized in boiling water, they are too hot to be moved from the pot to the counter top by hand. The hoop is slid over the top of the jar and the sides are pressed together to get a grip. Then the jar is filled with nearly boiling food and the cap is screwed on. As the jar and the food cools, a vacuum is **supposed** to make the lid pop down with a satisfying sealing noise. This device isn't the best tool for the job because it requires both hands. It works. People who want to preserve lots of food for long periods do canning, i.e. the crop came in. Canning is introduction to steaming yourself to death all day in the summer to fill up the root cellar. Root cellar is another topic.

[yahoo.] Another Trump supporter arrested for allegedly threatening Democrats - WTF!!!!!!!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 22, 2019:

Par for the course: the unbalanced always make threats to public figures.

ever get the feeling you're being watched??

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 22, 2019:

Mostly I feel that way from large commercial outfits swapping information and compiling it on me.

That oughta roust somebody.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 22, 2019:

Just for dim bulbs.

Should I run ....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 22, 2019:

Run for it and experience target practice.

Bathroom break!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 22, 2019:

No whatever rest rooms?

Easier to keep romance alive if you are not getting bitten

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 22, 2019:

Best natural tick repellent I've used is pennyroyal mint (aka flea-be-gone). Not safe for pets.

Monument: 1.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 22, 2019:

#6 sounds like a bad day for the lexicon writer.

how do we accomplish anything with so many sheeple?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 22, 2019:

Voters? They need voters?

Where can I get one?? ...asking for a friend

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 22, 2019:

Because of the curved bottom, they'd fall over.

It’s going to hit ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 22, 2019:

It'll be coming around the bend, when it comes.

Oh no ? ????

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 22, 2019:

Happens all the time.

Possibly an old Easter meme

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 22, 2019:

Because Mexicans just want to have fun.

Broken rules.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 22, 2019:

Gotcha!

Is a little creepy

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 22, 2019:

Good one.

Happy Earth Day Everyone! Anyone doing anything special to celebrate?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 22, 2019:

Now that the last frost date has past, I'm planting the basil.

Do not let the shadows of yesterday spoil the sunshine of today.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 22, 2019:

It's better to forgive and not forget so you can see it coming again.

Peace not war, Generousity not greed, Empathy not hate, Creativity not destruction, Everybody not ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 22, 2019:

Give war a chance.

Understand that you own nothing, everything that surrounds you is temporary, only the love in your ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 22, 2019:

I'll mention it to my second wife and my current cat, who just learned to purr.

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 21, 2019:

It made Percy, my Tom cat, purr.

Porcupine Parenting is Precarious......

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 21, 2019:

Next time: a hair brush.

Seems legit...........

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 21, 2019:

. . . And Hobby Lobby has seen the light about birth control for their employees.

Oh darn.....I'll miss it.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 21, 2019:

Saying "I'm not a Christian" works as well.

Such a disappointment.....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 21, 2019:

🙃😜😄

Cool story, bro.....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 21, 2019:

Love it. 🙃😜😄

$100.00 down the flusher.....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 21, 2019:

Flush with success.

Well, heck....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 21, 2019:

Gosh, durn. Sounds like where I live.

One thing is not like the others...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 21, 2019:

I'm stealing these and sending them to Petunia. She felt left out because nobody told her dirty jokes in high school.

That’s not on the menu

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 20, 2019:

Don't bump your head under the table, Janice.

NECRONOMICON.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 20, 2019:

Speaking of H. P. Lovecraft, every four years I run across:

oh thank goodness there is a group on here that's anti-trump.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 20, 2019:

I rarely point out things this group gets **wrong** about Trump and finding a pro-Trump reply is rare. Welcome aboard.

Good morning all! The attached was sent to me via e-mail from one of my very Republican friends.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 20, 2019:

"Bribed blacks with welfare" ignores that most people on welfare are white. Most people on welfare have a job that doesn't pay a living wage. Without welfare, people would refuse work with companies such as Walmart and McDonald's. Welfare picks up the money employers (see Republicans) so their employees can eat. Plantation implies a large hand worked farm. In the US most farms are over 1,000 acres run by corporations that use city block size machines. Once farms started getting mechanized, blacks sold the farm. Democrats are slave owners? Find me **anyone** from this century that has slaves. The people who did own slaves are rotting in the grave for over 100 years. After 1865, most slavery stopped for good. Democrats are the ones who backed the civil rights bill and voting right bills that empowered blacks. This meme is **so** last century. In **this** century's Republicans endorsed putting children in cages and isolating them from families. Let me not count the ways **this** century's Republicans are racist, religious thugs.

Over on MSNBC, Rachel Maddow likened the report to "a really good ragu," or perhaps Chinese food ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 20, 2019:

Sounds like fluff.

Technically it's not stealing...cuz you can't steal people.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 20, 2019:

If she's fucking the idiot, is she good?

Last of my Easter memes.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 20, 2019:

Got a little more serious with my Easter memes uploads this time. Aren't glad I didn't do them one at a time?

Food in front of ya

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 20, 2019:

It made the gross dirty joke of the week club for me.

I didn't know they were so bad off

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Had to pick up a ride in the field.

Fun for the family!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2019:

It's a bug eyed baby.

Can't wait until next year!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2019:

T'ain't nobody gonna pass me that thing?

Enfant Terrible (noun) 1 a : a child whose inopportune remarks cause embarrassment b : a person ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2019:

For most trolls, 1b.

HUBRIS: n.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Hubris leads to nemesis.

Pawb PRrrrossssss

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2019:

It reminds me of this guy:

Musings from the Flying Spaghetti Monster on the Easter Holiday Happy Easter.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2019:

There's also the bunny who breeds with chickens for just Easter.

Have a good Friday everyone.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Not a good Friday here. Flood watch, potential tornado Friday with extreme thunderstorm and the cat is hiding from the claps of thunder. Low lying area vanishing under streams, radio signals shot, constant warnings on TV -- "Turn around, don't drown." "I reserve the right" announced Petunia as she left for work, "to piddle after work." Shop, she must.

I told a co-worker that I'm not religious, and I didn't even say the word atheist.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2019:

In the future tell people you worship at the church of Bob the sub genius.

Truth is the best policy?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2019:

One should lie better than that.

Are there any elementary education teachers out there?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Are there big bucks involved? Disclaimer: I never taught k-6.

Choco milk?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Only four out of ten American can't pass the same citizenship test that's required for immigrants applying for American citizenship. It has questions like "Was America in World War Two?" or "What right is protected by the First Amendment." It **doesn't** have questions like "Who was Lincoln's maiden aunt?" Whoops! I meant only four out of ten CAN pass the same citizenship test.....

Is it true or am i dreaming? Is he fucked & fired?!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Down but he's not out. He'll hang on until someone shoots him.

Pyrrhic Victory (noun) : a victory that is not worth winning because so much is lost to achieve it.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Because of a large of vocabulary, many of the "uncommon" words in here I've heard before. I think this one popped up here last month. It's not used often.

Anhedonia (noun) : a psychological condition characterized by inability to experience pleasure in ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Wonder if that has anything to do with asexual individuals.

Real good money.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2019:

It'd take about 40 hours to listen to. Assuming you'd be willing to give up TV, slept during the night, etc., it'd kill most of the week's entertainment plans. I'm basing my estimate on the time I listened to an audio book on Moby Dick.

I will sing this every time now...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch.

Exactly!!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 18, 2019:

Problem: the voters would want to be represented.

Warm rotten puke soaked in lye.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 18, 2019:

I tried the lutefisk trick and the raccoons went away, but now I've got a family of Norwegians living under our house! The Danes (who are not lutefisk eaters) allegedly claim the recipe for making lutefisk is: take a delectable fresh cod and bury it in a compost heap. Leave it there for several months, then dig it out and eat the compost heap.

Teach your children well

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 18, 2019:

Does leaving out a vowel in that word confuse anyone?

Good Morning All.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 18, 2019:

Buy fireworks. Aim them at people you don't know who will wander on your property unannounced to go fishing.

What the hell is going on with my tomatoes?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 18, 2019:

I had renters who'd try to grow that on the front steps, claim they were growing tomatoes. When they did, I told them I just **look** stupid. 🤨😏😩

And they're all Christians and Trump supporters, no less...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 18, 2019:

OOhhh....paper towels. You so fancy!

Curious about how to up your oral sex game?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 18, 2019:

Nary a word about women who want to crush heads with their legs once they start to get excited. I was also disappointed that using a nose snorkel wasn't mentioned. There's so much stuff they leave out of high school sex ed. :-(

Love the yo mama jokes

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 18, 2019:

She also delivers off spring daily.

Someone was running low on creativity that day...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 18, 2019:

I always get my organic Oreos from the Oreo bush.

I want to go to Mt.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 18, 2019:

One of the hikes that lead to Mt. LeConte is to Grotto Falls (better known as the Trillium Gap Trail). It’s on the llama train trail. The three mile round trip trail to the falls rated “easy to moderate.” On the Petunia scale, its heavy panting, frequent rest stops. The steepness of the trail is the main reason parts of it are still virgin forest: the loggers’ equipment couldn’t make it. An additional feature is the waterfall shots over an edge and hikers can wander behind it. It’s the only waterfall in the park with this feature. All of which sold Petunia on going on another waterfall hike. Of course, she didn’t know about the llama droppings nor had she established the pant, pant, wheeze, wheeze difficulty level. Hiking books rarely agreed with her after she’d been on the trail.

We need the vomit emoji back! Not gonna lie this made me laugh!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 18, 2019:

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

LABEFACTION.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 18, 2019:

Reminds me of Balkanisation, a word that is becoming increasing uncommon as well.

On your mark, get set, go!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 18, 2019:

Moan. Terrible pun.