8
8 Like Show

Comments

[youtu.be] Happy Sunday morning all... Here's a very nice song dance this fine morning.... ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 27, 2019:
I need to start baking the quiche. Already had my yellow stone ground cheese grits with an eight ounce ounce mug of hot, brain rattling, espresso. Now I can face up to washing last night's dishes. "I'm in love with a man with dish pan hands," says Petunia.
All together now!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 27, 2019:
One of Doctor Demento's favorite songs.
And the wheel keeps turning...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 27, 2019:
I always wanted to know where are the illustrations for that book.
Noah's ark did not exist
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 27, 2019:
A clear case of leave it to Beaver.
Stay,who's a good doggy.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 27, 2019:
My previous cats support this meme.
My little hot dog bun
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 27, 2019:
Packing 'em in.
that'll get it done
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 27, 2019:
A comfortable spider.
Am I a troll if I only troll trolls?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 27, 2019:
Free speech also means freedom to offend. Most people are offended when someone post something that doesn't match their views. The extremely smug therefore support getting rid of the trolls or people with a different and often supportable views. That's why the trolls are frequently removed from discussion groups. That in turn supports the 20th century proverb "The press is only free if you own one." Disclaimer: I've lost count of how many discussion groups I've been thrown out of.
A sizable difference.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 27, 2019:
Trader Joe's strikes again!
Very descriptive
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 27, 2019:
ART, n. This word has no definition. -- Devil's Dictionary.
Such a wide variety
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 27, 2019:
Are they also broken down into the lime flavored, ribbed for her pleasure with the French tickler types?
Ever hear of knocking???
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 27, 2019:
It reminds me of Robert Crumb's drawings that proclaim "There's a **knee grow** in my breakfast food!"
Intermission...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 27, 2019:
Little red cocktail dress strikes!
Full Access!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 27, 2019:
The dynamic duo.
That escalated quickly, & wickedly...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 27, 2019:
Hail Satan.
Ginger or Mary Anne?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 27, 2019:
Ginger has the a larger selection of outfits than Mary Ann.
Sometimes it seems to take forever to get a charcoal fire going and that's why I got an old rusty ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 27, 2019:
This camping hint has been brought to you by the character "tool girl" on the show Home Improvement, not one pictured below. She couldn't get the part.
That's not good
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 26, 2019:
Heal! Cried the stranger.
Hello cup cake.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 26, 2019:
I go to all the wrong bakeries.
Love you some more Betty? I'm addicted,...you?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 26, 2019:
Um . . . no. She died at age 85 back in 2011.
Eating like a president
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 26, 2019:
He's going to feed a football team?
Homemade Shade!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 26, 2019:
You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.
You can take the girl from the South but you can't take the Southern cookin from the girl. The ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 26, 2019:
>you can't take the Southern cookin from the girl. You haven't eaten Petunia's cooking. That woman has burned boiled potatoes. My first wife tried to deep fat fry stew.
Hello everyone.I'm happy that I found this site and want be with someone who is like minded as me. ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 26, 2019:
Have you considered visiting the Philippines? ;-) Unlike other social media sites, this one has a high percentage of older people, more college degrees, better command of English and more single people telling others about loves gone wrong. Happy hunting.
Hello Kitty...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 26, 2019:
I ought join the kitty cat groups and gross them out talking about my late Siamese, Taco. It was amazing how many people had to ask why I called her Taco. Dirty joke time (you have been warned) if God didn't want man to eat pussy, he wouldn't have made it look like a taco. I got thrown out of an AOL chat room because I kept referring to Taco as a pussy. I said I like to pet my soft, silky pussy.
Looks like we're doing HRC memes!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 26, 2019:
It could be worse. I could be living in South Carolina. Oh dear. I AM living in South Carolina.
[bizstandardnews.com] I knew there was a reason I love this woman Preacher Claims ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 26, 2019:
It's registering on my holy meter of God.
The Trump Tax Cut: Your Personal Guide to the New Tax Law Anyone heard of this shit? Don't know ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 26, 2019:
Meh. There is an ungodly long list of tax loop holes that a person can find taking a course in taxes. It all involves an ungodly ton of book keeping. There does come a point the tax auditor sees a door stopper tome of documentation and figures that's too much reading for them. Honest. My favorite loop hole is you can write off what it cost you to drive your car. The big deal is writing down every trip, every mile, every day you went anywhere that earned you a buck. Went to job hunting? Write how far you went to fill out forms, cost of getting to the interview, etc. Write it off on your taxes. Went to work? Write down every day, every mile you showed up for work. **Major catch:** it has to be a work car only used for the purpose of making your buck. I could rattle on about tax dodging travel expenses and how to turn your storage shed into a tax dodge and such but I'd bore everyone to tears. When you're finished you'll have this door stopper tome for the audit. Tax auditors have written books on how to scare the auditor and too much work is at the top of the list. If you promise to buy me a drink at the bar I'll tell you how to offer them a bribe without getting arrested on the spot. There's CFOs that got off the hook by offering the IRS officer a bookkeeping job with their firm. A well paying job, of course. The author threw in the name Trump to his book on tax loop holes to pick up sales. What's your tolerance for boredom folks? Should I mention I know all this because I used find jobs during tax season?
@HippieChick58 Let me know if this is any good. [newschannelnebraska.com]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 26, 2019:
Pretty much Stormy Daniels wandered into town on a book tour and said "Dam. This is Omaha." Yep.
Hi Everyone. I'm back in NH packing up my house. Four of my tenants have left. Unfortunately my ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 25, 2019:
A person never knows how much they have until they move.
you're not that bad!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 25, 2019:
I've often considered a love doll to strap in the passenger side of the car so I could drive in ride sharing lane. At first glance while I head down Interstate 85 through downtown Atlanta, a cop might assume she's a human passenger. If a person is willing to spend a few thousand for the non-blowup version, people walking up to the car door will assume the love doll is snubbing them. With AI, they can assume the love doll's responses is a conversation with them. That ought to lead me to speculate how many love dolls aren't used for love. That's for you people to speculate about. It gives me the creeps. I keep telling myself not to get the one pictured below.
Looking for some feedback... Some months back I posted about a friend who doesn't reach out to me...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 25, 2019:
People hate to write. Period. It's why there are ALWAYS MORE people reading the comments than writing them. Send your buddies e-mails means they still hate to write. It's the people who are hopelessly in love with you that will ALWAYS write back and return your phone calls. Your buds aren't hopeless in love with you. To keep them around you may have to contact them more than they contact you because you're more lonesome than they are.
"Go back to sleep and forget that you saw our conclave, human. Your kind has nearly destroyed Earth ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 25, 2019:
It's their master plan.
THE WALL CAME A TUMBLIN' DOWN - Parody | Don Caron - Parody Project [youtube.com]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 25, 2019:
Good beat. I could dance to it.
Happy Friday, everyone!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 25, 2019:
Meme tested. Meme approved.
Stephanie ''Stevie'' Nicks ,singer, Fleetwood Mac in 70s and in 2017 at 68yrs.old
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 25, 2019:
I'd give her a breath mint and move on.
Silhouette
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 25, 2019:
It's a crack of dawn picture that'd make a guy make a bad pun. Somebody in here will go there and do that. Bet me a quarter.
Blond,Brunette,Redhead, Pin ups
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 25, 2019:
Again with the high heels! Who goes out in a pasture wearing high heels?
[youtu.be] Good morning all! It's Friday! Woohoo! Everyone is a superhero this morning... ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 25, 2019:
I am waiting for Petunia to arise before I start banging pots. It's her day to sleep in. Her super power would be sleeping in if it wasn't for her arch nemeis having to pee. When she gets up, it's likely she'll want a bowl of pumpkin spice oatmeal and a black cup of coffee. I'm considering a bowl of stone ground yellow cheese grits with two soft coddled eggs on top. If I wasn't low on milk, I'd be making quiche. The grits come from a water powered grist mill in Helen, GA. Their grits are so good, they advertise them as "Dixie ice cream." Like, whatever. They produce the best grits I've ever had and I'm a grits snob. Two weeks ago, I made my annual trip to Helen to pick up a sack. I mean **real cloth bound sack.** The local grist mills put their products in cloth bound sack. (Yep, they got more than one grist mill where I live). For me it's worth the hour long drive through the north mountains of Georgia to visit Helen once a year and come back with a sack of grits. In the meantime, I'm having a pot of espresso. Percy, my excessively frisky tom cat, is insisting I feed him while he knocks stuff off the kitchen counters. He isn't helping. On the plus side, without him we'd have mice because we live next to a hay meadow. Tall grass is heaven for snakes and rodents. When it gets cold, they want to move in with us. Go get 'em Percy! Considering how much I typed, the espresso must be kicking in.
My image and chair is a very deep and intimate memory for me. Good morning. What is yours? Can ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 25, 2019:
A harvest moon and a kitty cat.
Debbie Harry aged 68 photograph by Annie Leibovitz.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 24, 2019:
Chain mail underwear is more than just a pain.
I've done this too many times.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 24, 2019:
Even more fun is forgetting to turn **OFF** the alarm for the night you plan to sleep in.
People zone out watching campfires. There's something romantic about them I don't like. That's ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 24, 2019:
This has been one those tales a person can tell about getting wood in mixed company.
This is a real cereal. [gunaxin.com]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 24, 2019:
I prefer sugar coated chocolate bomb cereal.
I worry about being ship wrecked here.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 24, 2019:
Just 'cause I pointlessly need the double points.
I have a plan. Not a good plan.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 24, 2019:
Thought I'd show this meme the next time someone asks "What happened to Bob, your previous kitty?"
Those were the dazes.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 24, 2019:
It's a comic book never sold at the drug store.
Wanna play
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 24, 2019:
. . . and that's why I watch women's beach volley ball.
Why would anyone vote against recreational marijuana? The same reason people didn't want prohibition...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 24, 2019:
Whee!! Double points for the first comment with a soda pop on the side. What more could I want?
Gay married mayor of South Bend runs for president. [msn.com]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 24, 2019:
What's his stand on home delivery recreational marijuana? I have a feeling we'll hear more about his spouse than what his political positions are.
Sounds like a pick-up line to me! Would it work?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 24, 2019:
The urge to kill rises in me every time someone says "**Just saying.**"
My late buddy, Patrick the crazy Irishman, framed the pinup pictures of his Ridged Tool company ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 23, 2019:
Pinup calendars have been banned in some workplaces. They tend to be hung in a guy's work shed instead. Gals don't hang out in tool sheds. Coming soon: gals disagreeing with the tool shed hangout theory.
Poll: Which psych definition fits our Predator-in-Chief the best? Psychopaths, in general, have a...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 23, 2019:
Instead of trying to slap a labels on his psychotic behavior, I say "In your guts, you know he's nuts." Short. Sweet. Move on.
Make America Great Again
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 23, 2019:
When Trump was asked what period of America he considered it great, his response was the era of Thomas Edison around the time Edison developed a cheap light bulb. To ward off the nit pickers, Edison DIDN'T INVENT the light bulb. He made them affordable and developed an electric company for those who wanted to use them.
pin ups ,,,,,blond,brunette,redhead
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 23, 2019:
What's with ALL of them wearing high heels?
Jesus and Mo are back again !
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 23, 2019:
People simply follow the scriptures they LIKE and ignore the scriptures they don't like, cherry picking past the sell your daughters option.
Have you ever? ☺?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 23, 2019:
It could be worse. It could be better. Unless you're a hermit, you're going to meet people. Sometimes people hunt down the hermit just to screw them over. Like what is the point here?
New group! Online Dating: The Reality Come tell your stories, give and receive advice, and ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 22, 2019:
With one exception, all my on line dates turned into instant affairs. The exception was in chronic ill health. A woman who feels deathly ill is unlikely to get horny. She'll get lonesome. Mostly, I run into women on line who read what I write and want to hear more from me in person. I don't try to find dates on line even if it was okay with Petunia. In a previous century I used an online dating site provided by America On Line. About 95% of those women had an account but weren't using it. Other guys tell me some dating sites set up fake women's accounts to keep the guys paying the fee. I don't know which of the two are true: fake accounts or unused accounts. Maybe both. However, no matter which is true I have another theory: guys looking for love on line are striking out when they meet women in person and that's why on line dating horror tales come largely from women. That's why I'm not joining the group: I get enough whining out of Petunia.
Anastasia Vashukevich, aka Nastya Rybka, the Russian model. Despite her looks, Wikipedia says she's ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 22, 2019:
She's also an expensive hooker who got arrested in a town known for sex tourism. This is unlikely. This is back story and it involves Donald Trump. Moscow (CNN)A Belarusian model who claimed to have insider knowledge of Russian attempts to meddle in the US elections has been freed from police custody in Moscow, state media reported. The model, Anastasia Vashukevich, was detained at Moscow's Sheremetyevo Airport last Thursday on prostitution allegations after being deported from Thailand, where she had spent nearly a year behind bars for soliciting. She remains a suspect in a prostitution case, TASS reported. Vashukevich, along with seven others, pleaded guilty to charges of solicitation and conspiracy at a court in the Thai resort town of Pattaya, where they were arrested in February 2018 while running so-called sex training sessions. They were each sentenced to 18 months in jail but they were released to serve the remainder of their sentence on parole. The 28-year-old self-styled "sex expert," who also goes by Nastya Rybka on social media, made international headlines last year when she offered to swap secret audio recordings allegedly shedding light on President Donald Trump's links to Russia for asylum in the United States. Vashukevich claimed to have obtained the recordings during her affair with Russian billionaire Oleg Deripaska, an ex-business associate of former Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort. She told CNN from the Thai detention center last March that she witnessed meetings in 2016 and 2017 between Deripaska and at least three unnamed Americans.
One woman told me she wanted to go backpacking with me, using her Rottweiler to carry her pack. ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 22, 2019:
It is hard to forget campers who decided to leave their cat in their car. Fliers went up around the campground once their cat figured out how to roll down their electric windows.
How to Destroy our Country! [huffingtonpost.com]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 22, 2019:
Short story: don't pay FBI agents with a government shut down and they'll go away, looking for work.
Well folks, I went to my house in ferndale, NY for the weekend as usual and because of the ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 21, 2019:
The coldest night of the year this was Saturday. As the sun went down, the living room space heater died a timely death. I had to go out into a freezing night and buy another one. In the middle of the night it went off. The extension cord to the heater died. It's working now. Glad I've got a stash of firewood and camping supplies.
Enny meany miney mo... Which photo should I show? I'll show both, you choose what you want...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 21, 2019:
Number two tries harder.
Made me smile ?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 21, 2019:
If the morons are fucking it explains why there are so many of them and why they keep grinning.
Late one night in a campground the air mattress was half inflated when Petunia decided she needed to...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 21, 2019:
Last year (2018) Petunia bought me a cot. That's because I'd had a stroke in the spring and a stroke in the summer. The result was a loss of motor skills and it made it difficult for me to get off the ground. Petunia would wrestle me to my feet and it was a major deal. Getting off the air mattress and outside of the tent several times in the middle of the night to lighten my bladder promised to be epic struggles **for her.** Without her help, it would be impossible for me to get off the ground. This ought to be good reason not to go camping. I've recovered more since then but rising from the floor is a major struggle without her. I can get off the floor without her but there'll be a lot of heavy breathing going on. I've recovered enough to go for short hikes. However without a hiking staff, I stagger like I polished off a jug of vodka. If I walk in the bar without my staff , they'll assume they should cut me off *before* I order a drink. Once she'd seen me getting off the cot without her, she told me what we need is a queen size cot with an air mattress. I can see it now: she slams down on the air mattress; I go flying and the cot turns over on her.
Yes, ta-tas make everything better. :-)
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 20, 2019:
I hope you're not including man boobs in that generalization.
Victoria's Secret Models - which would you choose?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 20, 2019:
I'll take the one with the DDS degree.
Baskin Robbins announced 3 new flavors!!!!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 20, 2019:
They're all out of mocha?
Sans the coffee...make mine tea.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 20, 2019:
For those who don't visit gringo supermarkets, there is a tea company that markets dozens of non-caffeine herbal teas, Celestial Seasonings. I'll be looking over the shelves for some hot beverage I can serve that won't keep Petunia up at night. As I look over the shelves dedicated to their line it will be non-caffeine, non-caffeine, non-caffeine, non-caffeine, non-caffeine . . . and then their exceptions to the entire product line. Get their Rolling Thunder if you want your eyeballs glued open in the morning. Gunpowder tea will do.
My new girlfriend... I wish... What's your wish?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 20, 2019:
I'm happy with Santa's naughty big girl list and this sack of coal he sent me.
I asked a couple people, both genders, about some sextual play. One female declined then thanked me ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 20, 2019:
>A woman should not have to thank a man for what he didn't do . . . that he didn't send a picture of his genitals. The assumption is they're HIS genitals. Not that anyone would ever photo shop a picture or send her a picture of some guy in high demand in the porn industry because of a horse cock. We're all young innocents on line, you know?
I asked a couple people, both genders, about some sextual play. One female declined then thanked me ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 20, 2019:
Meh. It could be she is observing the don't speak of sex, religion or politics rule. There is a also a possibly she thinks you will misread whatever she says and repeat it to other people, thus starting a chain reactions on a subject she wants to avoid. There are all kind of reasons she didn't want to respond to your questions. One individual reaction doesn't mean an entire rape culture exists to support her non-response. There are all kind of reasons she didn't want to respond to your questions. Now can we stop talking about sex and have some **Action?**
Because it's over an hour before dawn here, I poured myself an espresso laced with chocolate syrup ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 20, 2019:
After this mug of espresso, my brain will shift from post wake up haze to hokey smokes hyper activity.
Being a person with eclectic interests, my reticence to post is rooted, I believe, in a feeling that...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 19, 2019:
When the debate is over, slander becomes the tool of the loser.-- Socrates. Woo hoo, baby! Are there a lot of losers on line or what?
Good morning people!! Woke up a little late this morning.... I drove upstate my home last night by...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 19, 2019:
Petunia woke up early (5 a.m.) for her day off. Once she's up the cat (Percy) goes into high love mood. He starts a series of curious mewing. A person has to speak cat to know the different kinds of mews. He starts rubbing ankles and getting underfoot. Petunia's morning awaking signals to Percy there will be good food will be served. First Petunia has to hug me and then she plops down in a recliner. Percy jumps in her lap so she can feed him six tiny kitty treats. After that she turns on the television​ to start her worship of the one eyed God. If she stays home, the TV doesn't go off. Petunia's awaking signals to me to start feeding both of them. Percy gets a can of cat food (the good stuff according to him) and a refill of his hard dry cat food. I brew the coffee and wait for my brain shift from lizard function to mammal function before doing any cooking. We had flapjacks. Now for the cat photo . . .
What's going on here? This post isn't seen? . [agnostic.com] I'm seriously thinking about ,... ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 19, 2019:
Didn't see it.
[aol.com] Border patrol arrests 376 who dug under barrier in Arizona -and they presented themself...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 19, 2019:
But . . . but . . . Trump says "Walls work." Some tunnels come with a short railroad.
Remember... The eyes are the gateway to the soul ====
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 18, 2019:
What about the blood shot gateways to the soul?
"Adam Ruins Everything" - Online Dating. Yup, pretty accurate. [dailymotion.com]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 18, 2019:
More like Adam Ruins On Line COMMERCIAL Dating Sites with a commercial every two minutes. The truth is a guy meets enough people, eventually he'll get laid. If a gal meets enough guys, she'll have biggest pile of date horror tales to burn your ears off but a guy won't talk about his last 20 psycho date babes. If they meet in real life or on line doesn't matter. Just get out there and meet people all the time and workable number will show up. Eventually. Kiss enough toads and a prince will show but whoa, is there a lot toads out there! Ask any single woman you happen to see.
Trump, like all our presidents, is a puppet of the international bankers who have financed both ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 18, 2019:
>The Fed forced us into WWII . . . . I credit Nazi warships sinking US merchant ships full of war supplies to England. Prior to that, the US was an isolationist nation. Anytime someone attacks the US, it's a good reason to go to war. Over 90% of US history is about the US killing people abroad or at home. KILL THE NATIVES! Shoot blacks for running away from the police. We're a warrior nation. We don't need to declare a war because knocking over governments is what we do. We're the most blood thirsty nation since the Mongol hoards. In the past when I said those kind of things, I'd hear "Love it or leave it." My reply: give me the moving expenses and I'll go. Since 1980 when I plugged in the modem I've raised $5.
Wanna go on a picnic?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 18, 2019:
One of the better reasons to pack a lunch.
I like pictures that have 'something else' about them - a joke, or a special 'interest point'. ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 18, 2019:
Hey, that's Judy and she's 32.
Saddest thing.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 18, 2019:
Is the most horrid response a desire to stay on top of the food chain?
Good group hard to meet good women (no pun intended)sometimes you need a woman friend to get by
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 18, 2019:
One always needs a friend.
IF the air traffic controllers and the TSA figured out that they would have the ENTIRE WORLD BY THE ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 17, 2019:
Instead, we'd have a lot people taking the train.
Belarus model who claimed Trump info deported from Thailand [yahoo.com]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 17, 2019:
She claims she had information on Trump's dealing with Russia. The Thai government claims they deported her back to Russia for being a whore. Thailand? Land of sex tourism? Something isn't adding up.
Because I’d read a story in the National Geographic back in my childhood, I thought the Outer ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 17, 2019:
The original residents of the OB made money when ships sank. They could get the ship’s cargo from the shipwreck. On the OB is there is a place called Nag’s Head because a guy used to walk his horse along shore to confuse navigators into thinking he was one of the lighthouses and throw the ships off course.
I woke up to minus 26 C this morning and the forecast blizzard with arctic temps hasn't even arrived...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 17, 2019:
For my fellow gringos: minus 26 C = minus 15 F. In contrast, here in Seneca, South Carolina, uncharacteristically the grass just turned green. Summers here are brutally hot. Because of global warming, they're getting hotter. That's why I write about camping trips in the mountains in my group, &AdultTentCampingHikingDixie. It's cooler at 6,000 feet in August. Right now most of the mountain campgrounds are closed for the winter. A dusting of snow will close schools in Dixie. Driving on ice scares the living who ha's out of us.
Back in my hometown of Pensacola, FL, all the street preachers came from a Pensacola Christian ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 17, 2019:
From the web site I mentioned: "Why had not a single literature class I’d ever taken [from PCC] required me to read anything written by someone born after 1857?
Comely Cutey
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 17, 2019:
Even with a large screen monitor, I can't make out what the tramp stamp says.
Pillow fight!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 17, 2019:
Shall I explain why I have to keep buying pillows? ;-)
Hello! My name is Robert and my wish is be a literate and intelligent contributor to this site. ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 17, 2019:
Live dangerously because your wish has been granted by the terminal verbosity squad.
Just because I've collected too many Trump memes . . .
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 17, 2019:
Got a few thousand more.
Have you ever been in one of those moods?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 17, 2019:
Nope. I'm so wonderful, it's disgusting to give the details.
[yahoo.com] 17 Reasons why being single is advantageous in 2019. Disagree or agree?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 16, 2019:
I went 30 years between wives. While I was single, single women kept dropping over to the house, partly to be amazed by a guy who cooks and cleans up afterwards. Once they hit my liquor cabinet overnight stays and optional sex was a given. It wasn't my good looks. I look like Rush Limbaugh with the politics of Bernie Sanders. Women active in church would break up with me after they worried friends and family would disown them for having an affair with the wild heathen with a flair for scratch cooking and a yen for travel. I had a wonderful time. Glad I was there. However those gals came with baggage that defined why they were single. Every once in a while those affairs broke up when they found guys who would tolerate anything for regular sex. They'd marry those guys. Current spouse (Petunia) would get worried when those women called me up because they're lonesome and want a home cooked meal. Took them ten years to stop calling. It is horrible for being a lovable cuss.
Any questions?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 15, 2019:
My question: who wears high heels and thong to get a beer?
Helpful hint of the day. When camping at a sandy beach, bring the aluminum pie pans from frozen ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 15, 2019:
Be ye warned: there is always SOMEBODY else on a public beaches, including dune buggies. Sex on the beach isn't what it's cracked up to be.
Not advice Dr. Oz would give.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 15, 2019:
It's a dirty YOUNG man's mythology. It's next to "If a gal has cum on her face, her skin will clear up." BTW Ann Landers wrote a column on the cum as face cream mythology. The merciful breast squeezing is not likely to send gals to search for medical research to confirm the mythology. Us stud bunnies tell SUCH tales to gullible women.
‘Trump has turned the White House into a White Castle’: President roasted for serving Clemson ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 15, 2019:
The White House staff is not immune to the government shut down. Therefore they lack the staff who could prepare the typical state dinner. Trump ordered out.
Because I grew up on a bible school campus, I know the bible inside and out. I've often thought ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 15, 2019:
> The bible always talks about how christians are so persecuted. I missed that part. What I saw was the bible stressing those who AREN'T Christians (i.e. witches) should me killed. Bible teaches extreme intolerance to non-Christians. The fundamentalists have always bought into that. Anything that stands in their way is "persecuting" them. In the Bible, Christ stops at a fig tree and curses it for not having fruit and declares it will never bear fruit, although it wasn't the season for the tree to have fruit. It should have seen him coming? It's lack of cooperation, was good enough to be cursed.