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Earlier a fellow flirted me up at work. Nice guy I thought, but too old. Minutes later I realized ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 6, 2019:
**Most** people want to stay within their age bracket. The prime time to do that is during formal schooling. Therefore **most** people get hitched after they finish high school or college. After that, it's all left over from those who didn't work out. That's the story behind all the nightmare dating adventures later in life. I married Petunia (my second wife) on the day I was supposed to be attending my college graduation services. She's younger than I am and I'm her *first* husband. I married her partly because she had the **least** problems as a left over. I went 30 years between wives, playing swinging divorced man, dating tattooed women and oddly having wonderful time. During that interlude, I kept finding women I couldn't trust to keep their word. Prime requirement for a spouse is trust. If you can't trust them, don't marry them; don't live with them.
CARRIE by Ted Kooser "There's never an end to dust and dusting," my aunt would say as her rag, ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 6, 2019:
Petunia's motto is "If a woman's work is never done, why start?" I married a clutter monkey.
Drove this beauty off the lot yesterday - all mine now! Next up - outfitting her for life on the ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 6, 2019:
Before you go a wandering, visit You Tube and binge watch Traveling Robert. Early in his almost 20 years of videos, he documented life on the road in an RV. His big problem with an RV was driving it in town. He converted to a large camper and tows it to the campground before parking it and exploring the local sights in either a truck or a car. He's visited a long list of places in America and a short list of places in Canada including places near me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi8E_6Eg7kY.
It’s important
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 6, 2019:
How do you define "obsession" again?
I'd like clarify some of our policies here at g:31 ..... 1. We make rules up as we go along. ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 6, 2019:
Warning here:
True story the ER
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 6, 2019:
Was it the beater bar that did you in?
Advise a auto mechanic
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 6, 2019:
Change the air in your tires. Put nitrogen in your tires instead.
I'm afraid to ask
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 6, 2019:
Whatever it is, it takes two hands to part the curtain (?)
Sounds like me
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 6, 2019:
I call that my post breakfast nap.
No time to look. The wall
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 6, 2019:
I fail to see the connection between Trump's proposed border wall and his pitiful toad pecker* or how drainage fits into any of it. "In an upcoming book from pornographic film actress Stephanie Clifford, aka Stormy Daniels, President Trump's genitals are likened to "the mushroom character in 'Mario Kart'."
state of the union
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 6, 2019:
I skipped the speech because I it'll be reviewed to death on the news today.
So me. I completely understand.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 6, 2019:
My late uncle was so generous and forgiving that everyone thought he was jiving them about his atheism.
Make America Think Again.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 6, 2019:
**Not going to happen.**
Just one squirt!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 6, 2019:
Give them everyone in the house super soakers instead.
The Messiah for Morons
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 6, 2019:
Disgustingly close to the truth.
Not in a Kia Soul unless he's as short as I am.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 5, 2019:
Looks largely like an air mattress on a back seat. Meh. Get a room.
What a view!!!!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 5, 2019:
Got your tweezers? There are wood splinters on the dock.
Meanwhile in airport tower, they're asking serious questions.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 5, 2019:
A cat with **wings**?
Happens to me all the time.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 5, 2019:
Pass me the sunscreen.
It's a rhetorical question. Stop waving your hands.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 5, 2019:
She needs a smaller shirt.
A case of "get that thing outta my face."
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 5, 2019:
On the plus side, he's got a hat.
? Your breakfast is on the countertop... Eat up!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 5, 2019:
Get that woman an apron. I got to use the frying pan and I don't want her to get spattered from the grease.
Happy Year of the Pig, everyone!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 5, 2019:
Depending on your translation, the year of the boar. Knowing this group, I'm shocked nobody said "Now let's go make some bacon."
She's easy to forget.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 5, 2019:
This has been an ad for post it notes.
She gets predictable responses.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 5, 2019:
Got a feeling she doesn't go swimming.
Good morning ... in case you're all wondering ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 5, 2019:
@BoxDoc That sounds like my experience the ONLY time I ever used a dating site. It was a quarter ton of copy and paste responses on my part followed by an overwhelming lack of response. When I did get a date, she told me she picked me because my picture showed me wearing street clothes and a snappy looking cowboy hat. She showed me the other pictures of guys with little or no clothing who tried to date her. Guys with a six pack and a thong. She said I was the only guy on the site wearing a shirt. One guy promised if she didn't go out with him, he'd hunt her down and kidnap her. Smooth dude. She was a reasonably attractive woman who'd just joined the first wives club with horror tales to tell about guys trying to go out with her. It's not happy hunting out there. My guess is most women abandon the dating service after finding socially awkward, nearly naked and horny morons who want to take them out. The gal I did find on line pointed out that reoccurring theme back then was almost all the women were looking for long walks on the beach, holding hands. At the time I was trying out my metal detector on the beach on the weekends. It was common for bikini babes to stop me as I walked by and ask me if the metal detector worked. I'd scan their face to prove it did work. It found fillings in their teeth. Best ice breaker I've ever used. Other than that, I found plenty of metallic garbage like aluminum foil wrappers, empty beer cans, bottle caps . . . . and a bunch of moronic guys who'd yell out "If you find anything valuable, it's mine." BIG DEAL: it found a minimum of six lonesome bikini clad women asking a remarkably stupid question every weekend. Every third one would ask me to sit down and have a drink with her. Thirsty work digging up beer cans. I never found any watches or rings. A whole 85 cents in spare change. MINOR DEAL: it was common to find women's profiles that said they were looking for a "fiscally secure" guy who liked to travel. They might as well said "Got a fat wallet? Own your own home debt free? Do you go to Paris on the weekends?"
Who's ready for the SOTUS! LOL! I may just turn my television off!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 5, 2019:
You people ought to come over a night of free drinks for every time he lies. "It's a national emergency. They're all bringing rapists, murders . . . " [pass around the tequila shots] " . . . Their women are all bound and gaged . . . " [pass around the tequila shots] " . . . They're bringing thousands of Arab terrorists, 5,000 just this month alone . . . " [pass around the tequila shots] " . . . We can't stop them without a wall . . ." [pass around the bottle of tequila] Anyone who can still walk ten minutes into the speech will be given a prize and a cab ride home.
tRump apologized for the Access Hollywood tape and then Reversed that! Now think about Virginia! ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 5, 2019:
Here in South Carolina, which voted solidly for Trump, they'd lynch me if I wore that hat.
....and....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 5, 2019:
Ernie is reading his book *Debbie Does South Chicago* aloud.
Got to look when you have a knife in your hand.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 5, 2019:
Right after the second thunder flutter fart.
Here I go agian
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 5, 2019:
My nudes were attacked by birds.
Come on now! If you don't like this pic or comment, I don't know what you people want !
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 4, 2019:
Because of the camera angle, her right arm looks like she's Popeye.
One of my best campgrounds for an extended stay is on Huntington Island State Park, SC. The ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 4, 2019:
In the zoo, a person is likely to be flanked by birds while while watching the otters or alligators.
One of my best campgrounds for an extended stay is on Huntington Island State Park, SC. The ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 4, 2019:
When they release newly hatched butterflies at their butterfly house, they zero in on landing on the visitors.
Dear Music: Thank you always for clearing my head, healing my heart and lifting my spirits. What ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 4, 2019:
I enjoy the unpopular stuff: jazz. It's so unpopular, that during Seneca, SC, free concert series Jazz on Alley, they seldom play any jazz.
In mint condition... ok, perhaps slightly used... ok, ok... good condition with normal wear and ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 4, 2019:
Moi? I'm amazingly amazing yet modest about it.
Just for kicks and giggles I recently put an ad in the classifieds on the internet in the personal ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 4, 2019:
>(The F...en scammers think we are stupid). My major question: what makes you think they have a sex life? Considering most of the posts/replies, they're not all that far off on the stupidity on line. >Time to edit my ad to unless you talk on the phone do not contact me . . . . Most women don't want to give their phone numbers away to relatively total strangers. They might want to Skype instead. **Big deal:** Unless you want 5,000 replies, don't start posts asking about what kind of horror tales women have about meeting guys on line. Twitch. Back when I was single, the easiest way to get a date off the Internet was make frequent interesting posts and replies with follow up e-mails instead joining a dating site. However, when it came to going out with those women they were rarely in my town. Often they weren't even in my country. If you have unlimited free air fare . . .
Trump Comes Out Strongly Against Intelligence [newyorker.com]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 4, 2019:
"Andy Borowitz . . . . writes the Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news, for newyorker.com" It amazes me how seldom Andy is not that far from the truth.
I love coffee, but....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 4, 2019:
Have you been to a craft beer tavern?
[nationaleconomicseditorial.com] What do you think? Is this report accurate? Biased? Does this ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 3, 2019:
The key point of the report is " . . . . we really don’t know how many illegal immigrants live in America." In other words, it's numbers they just made up.
You;ve got to find people who love like you do? Can you be happy with someone who finds it difficult...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 3, 2019:
I look for **intelligent** people. If they loved me, they'd have bad taste.
Scientists Have Detected an Enormous Cavity Growing Beneath Antarctica PETER DOCKRILL 31 JAN 2019 ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 3, 2019:
Now is the time to buy real estate in the Great White North: before Hudson Bay is a warm water port.
What are things you regularly say to people when they use a figure of speech. "Living the dream!"...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 3, 2019:
Ritualistic responses are the point for when another really doesn't care to get involved in a a conversation, thinking the ritualistic response is the polite thing to say. You might want to say "Now get the fuck outta of my face" but the ritualistic response is "Have a nice day." When someone says "Have a nice day" to me my response is "I have other plans, thanks."
One of my best campgrounds for an extended stay is on Huntington Island State Park, SC. The ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 3, 2019:
Here's a few pictures of the statues, our tents, dawn on the beach, the butterflies and the zoo.
Intermission...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 2, 2019:
Sheldon Cooper, Big Bang Theory: "You can't sit there. That's my spot."
Just a suggestion...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 2, 2019:
**Old dirty joke.** Gather the children around. An undertake calls up a woman. He says "Your husband has such an hard on, we are having trouble closing the coffin. What you want us to do?" "Cut his dick off and shove it up his ass," she replies. Next day at the viewing, she leans over her dead husband. Tears are flowing down his eyes. "Ya' see?" she tells him, "It does hurt." Gentlemen, you may uncross your legs now.
No thanks.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 2, 2019:
My inner child rode off on my Chia pet.
Interesting forecast.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 2, 2019:
The weather girl is NEVER 89 and weighs in at 230 pounds or above.
Got an email my post was denied. Had 3 photos of a sexy woman, no genitals, not even bare breasts. ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 2, 2019:
When I get a denied post, I never get a reason, the name of the group, the description of the post or the name of the person or persons who denied my post. At that point, I slam my meaty paw on the desk, snarl the vulgarity of the moment and carry on.
Like all the money blown going after Clintons emails
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 2, 2019:
He brought in investors on those casinos before he bankrupted them.
Guess I’m not the only tumbleweed survivor of the Camp Fire in Butte County, CA - my address has ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 2, 2019:
**Open for a visit.** Fair warning: there's not much to do in Seneca, SC. You'd like the campgrounds around here that feature lakeside camping at almost every spot.
Equal rights for all humans!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 2, 2019:
It's that ect that disturbs me.
Chat room open in less than a minute....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 2, 2019:
When I read that it was 5 a.m. An extremely long minute from now.
Just my luck.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 2, 2019:
In the bad old days, you got rid of junk mail by marking it "refused." In most cases, the sender paid postage to get their mail returned. That always got me off the mailing list.
Got a little shaggy.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 2, 2019:
Yea, but try to get a buck out of gal that doesn't like your looks.
I totally agree.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 2, 2019:
COMMERCE, n. A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. -- Devil's Dictionary.
An old goodie.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 2, 2019:
FAITH, n. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel -- Devil's Dictionary.
Dogs rule!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 2, 2019:
I have yet to see a sign that says curb your cat.
I sincerely don't know which teams are playing in it this year... My TV is usually off these days......
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 1, 2019:
I refuse to watch any sport unless it has scantily dressed women in it. Super bowl isn't it.
So, I have a last minute invitation/request for suggestions, and I thought I'd ask this esteemed ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 1, 2019:
Have you considered Savannah, GA? It's one of the great tourist stops in Dixie. It's a great place for history, art museums and good eats restaurants. Assuming your car doesn't break down, it's a half day trip. I'd recommend the Thunderbird Motel which is within two blocks of hop on, hop off tour bus companies. If the tour guide mentions something you'd like to check out, you can hop off and check it out. The next bus comes along in 15 minutes. Parking in Savannah is it's own hell, so the tour bus makes a lot of sense. The tour bus companies include a night time haunted Savannah tour as well. The Thunderbird is a retro motel where they give guests a moon pie and RC cola every morning and play 50's music in the parking lot during day light hours. It cost a fraction of what the downtown river walk motels charge. The River Walk district is party hardy central. Good eats, saucy women, great bars and too many places to buy t-shirts. While visiting the River Walk be sure to visit Wet Willie's and order the liquor fueled ice slushies. The Thunderbird is across the street from TWO city bus lines. One of the lines is free and takes visitors to historic district. If your car goes up in flames in the motel's parking lot, Greyhound is also across the street.
& the war continues...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 1, 2019:
Because I stay in touch with people abroad, I make it a point to translate our standards into metric. When I took Petunia abroad, she looked to me to translate degrees C to degrees F. In the states most cars have BOTH miles and kilometers on the dial. We buy our soda pop in liter bottles. We generally see the milliliters printed on bottles. Tool kits generally come with metric wrenches. It's the acres to hectares that slows me down. Um . . . how many hectares to a super Walmart? I'm guessing two.
Rock Sand.....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 1, 2019:
Is he making a right turn or are half his break lights out?
?Who likes big butts?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 1, 2019:
Her sway back posture accents her breasts and tail feathers. It's the posture women take while wearing high heels to stay upright.
God I miss cuddles.. sometimes the best part of sex..
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 1, 2019:
It applies for me but only with naked women until they cut off my circulation by laying on my arms.
Interesting and makes me feel good about having no love of eating oysters.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 1, 2019:
I used to snorkel along an oyster reef, dive knife in hand. As I removed the little sewage suckers off the reef, a parade of marine life followed me to get the scrapes of smaller marine life I'd crushed in the process as well as finding a bone crushing moray eel or two. If I accidentally opened an oyster, I'd cut it open and eat it raw on the spot. Best oysters ever come direct from the fresh from the sea. I would throw them down my gullet where they'd die in my belly, screaming in unholy agony. At the end of harvest, I'd take my sack of oysters to my friends. They would throw a party. They'd pop them in the oven. Once the oysters had been roasted, they popped open. The time I showed up, my belly was full but I shucked a few open for the topless raw bar experience. A man who knows how to operate an oyster knife with a sack of fresh oysters and willing to share is highly valued guest at parties along the coast of the Gulf of Mexico. Not so here in the mountains. They take it as a badge of bravery to eat one oyster. When I try to feed the locals raw oysters , I have to tell them "Looks like snot but its not." I miss snorkeling for oysters because I'm far from the sea and those who eat oysters raw. Here, IF I can find oysters in the market they're expensive. The oyster knife has laid in the drawer, unused since 2004.
How do Americans celebrate the lunar new year, year of the pig? They watch a bunch of guys run up ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 31, 2019:
Most Americans aren't recently arrived from Asia and therefore don't observe the lunar new year.
The new Girl Scout cookie is a hit!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 31, 2019:
"Are they made with **real** girl scouts?" -- Wednesday Addams, Addams Family.
After being on this site for a while, I was just hit by my first deceptive 'member' who appears to ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 31, 2019:
Not a supporter of Coyote (Call Off Your Old Tired Ethics), you say? :-( See: https://www.nswp.org/timeline/event/coyote-founded-california
Words to live by.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 31, 2019:
Like that would stop anyone.
Suck it up buttercup.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 31, 2019:
Does it come with a gang plank?
We make fun of him but he is just an extremely dangerous bastard.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 31, 2019:
Might as well laugh at him. Piss him and his supporters off. He wants tighter libel laws so he can drag his critics and comedians into long term jail terms, possibly lining them up against the wall for executions.
Playing hard to get?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 31, 2019:
Is that why Kermit settled for Piggy?
Hey fellow humans ... My name is Cory and I'm here single and ready 2 mingle.....Also talk 2 human ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 31, 2019:
Hello Cory. "Fellow humans"? You sure we're not shape shifting lizard overlords? Any who, we'll be expecting "amazing free thoughts" and flashes of pithy wit from you. Be sure to visit my group at &AdultTentCampingHikingDixie It's slanted for those who find frisky women (or whatever gender trips their trigger) and want to dodge the motel, bar and restaurant bills for wild weekends. Happy hunting.
MAGA (or close, or not even) Collection
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 31, 2019:
"Made you look again" is #2 cat trick. #1 is to make to look the first time.
Those shadow puppets are just jokers.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 31, 2019:
Sex is one thing, sleep is personal.
Unemployed.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 31, 2019:
On her tax form, she list occupation as "entertainer."
Exactly...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 31, 2019:
Normal? What is that?
Time to share.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 31, 2019:
A future non-voter.
Here fido!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 31, 2019:
I subcontract that job to Lassie.
Maybe syrup?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 31, 2019:
**It has been proven** that if you want to nail someone to a cross, don't put the nails in their hands or they fall off.
Oh, waaah!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 31, 2019:
If you're offended too bad because I'm a repeat offender.
It's all clear to me, NOW!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 31, 2019:
Makes sense to me.
Where the inspiration for "Alien" came from...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 31, 2019:
It's where we get the motto Jesus died for his peeps.
You tell 'em, Mr Rodgers!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 31, 2019:
I garden. I value manure in the garden. Put it on the mulch pile, would you?
When bible bangers CONTINUE to quote scripture after I told them I have contempt for their book, I ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 31, 2019:
Zap. You're a frog.
I have read the book of Revelations and Trump is in there alright... [politico.com]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 31, 2019:
. . . and I'm 664, neighbor of the beast. I ought to invite her over for round of tequila. Got to get some limes.
The polar vortex seems to be on my mind a lot lately, I wonder why?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 31, 2019:
Nope. It's the balls of the giant brass monkey. Somebody ate his shorts.
Church of Bob said they wanted a word with me.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 31, 2019:
Bob's church is known as the church of the sub genius. Their manifesto promises: SEE ANOTHER DIMENSION ON YOUR TV "Bob's" promise is to widen the scope and nature of *abnormal behavior*...to explore NEW WAYS of going over the edge *and coming back*. PLUS to *bring back those who couldn't on their own* ...to help you create the HIGHEST POSSIBLE EARNINGS from the PSYCHODYMANICS of ABNORMALITY... to turn Conspiracy-implanted personality disorders AROUND and channel them into an ILLUSION OF CREATIVITY that will *fool normals* and GET YOU SEX! As you learn more and more reliable, safe methods of Time Control, you will find your I.Q. increasing - your very cranium will seem to pulsate from within, barely able to contain the turmoil of glorious new concepts and mental skills. Soon you'll be able to withstand COMMUNICATION WITH THE *XISTS*, our *mentors in space*; you will be ready for TRANSFIGURATION into a *new physical body*, a more powerful one, built to contain the surging mental and material mutations that your brain now generates. YES - become and OVERHUMAN, a dangerous and feared superhuman of the future! Yet - because your SubGenius roots can never be forgotten - you won't be able to abuse your powers, but instead make them an unstoppable force for GOOD and JUSTICE, choosing always to defend the oppressed SubGenius wherever they may be! The world is a turkey, and "Bob" gives you the carving knife. Fear THE STARK FIST OF REMOVAL no longer! Become PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE- overnight! Attain STATUS-LUCK-PROSPERITY by *blowing them off*! When you join this "Order of the Knights of Wotan," you get a mastery of *fighting skills*...good health, an attractive personality, and a WEIRD ABILITY TO INFLUENCE OTHERS! To BEND THEM to your WILL! You'll learn INCANTATIONS that lead to MASTERY over FISCAL PLANES... the OCCULT TECHNOLOGY of FINANCE POWER ...E-Z ways to borrow money - from *other people who don't have it either!* Source: http://www.sacred-texts.com/eso/bob/subman.htm
Some assembly required.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 31, 2019:
Allen wrench is the standard tool to build yourself an IKEA car.
Alive and well.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 31, 2019:
As Calvin explains . . ,
Alive and well.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 31, 2019:
After 2,000 years, he's still dead Jim.
Those shadow puppets are just jokers.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 31, 2019:
Should you ask why couples prefer king size beds?
Get your timer out!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 30, 2019:
Kissing what parts? Are they particular about the genders involved playing suck face?
I liked this. I don't know if it's been here yet.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 30, 2019:
There's chicken in Campbell's chicken noodle soup? If there is, it got in by mistake.
Toilet paper and "courtesy" flush......Why do women, and some men, seem to think they need yards of ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 30, 2019:
. . . Modern toilet paper is much more absorbant than corncobs, pages from the Sears catalog or the phone book . . . I'm going to break your heart. Sear's general catalog was discontinued in 1993. They have special catalogs for the Christmas season. Us that have resorted to published material have to crinkle it throughly to use it. As long as you're not going to flush it, cleaning rags are superior to everything. Back two centuries ago, hooks were hung inside the outhouse for each family member's butt rag. Feel free to go "eww" now. Most of the third world washes their private parts rather than use any of the things you mentioned.
And into the forest I go to lose my mind and find my soul. Where do you go to chill?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 30, 2019:
"Go to lose my mind and find my soul?" Of all the things I miss, my mind tops the list.
How about sharing some love with me today? I want to hit Level 7. Yes, today I'm a points whore.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 30, 2019:
I made level seven today as well. It seems like a pointless achievement. Do they throw parties for me next? Do the dancing girls show up? Will I get invitations for couch surfing in Cuba? Discount rates at Dutch coffee houses?
Toilet paper and "courtesy" flush......Why do women, and some men, seem to think they need yards of ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 30, 2019:
It's to absolve themselves with turds by using excessive means to clean up.
Archaeologist Humor
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 30, 2019:
There's guys trying to translate books that are standardized doodles.
Before Cell Phone Zombies
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 30, 2019:
Top thing I couldn't image growing up is over hearing a phone call in a public restroom. Petunia goes into screaming fits when she hears a movie that someone is viewing in the rest room.