The real dangers of marijuana...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 10, 2019:

Does any stoner crave a salad?

Why is any form of Socialism in America seen as bad?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 10, 2019:

Fear of the government and our assumption its corrupt. Fear of higher taxes.

The Food Network ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2019:

I can hear Petunia in the distance saying "you could make me that."

Now with trump destroying our country.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2019:

It's not Trump as much as the conditions that created his followers. I often ponder if there's any chance of requiring voters to take a citizenship test to vote.

more funding!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2019:

I want to milk that cow.

Trump told border patrol agents to defy law, block migrants: CNN [thehill.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2019:

"During Friday's trip to the border, Trump reportedly told Nielsen and Secretary of State Mike Pompeo to shut down the port of El Paso on March 22, with plans to close other ports later. " [Former Homeland Security Secretary Kristjen] Nielsen pushed back on the idea, arguing that closing down the ports would simply shut down legal commerce and travel while migrants entered between the ports. Trump reportedly responded “I don’t care,” according to two people in the room, CNN reports." Along with things Trump was told his actions would be ruled as illegal. Presidential reality has left the room. Why hasn't the 25th amendment been used already?

Adorable kitty!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2019:

Pussy footing around.

JIGGERY-POKERY.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2019:

Now if'n I was only a 19th century Brit I would have heard of it. The closest I've heard is "The world is piggie jiggy and Cher has a brand new butt tattoo."

When someone you've never met asks if you want to meet at the restaurant or meet somewhere else and ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2019:

There are so many nightmares. Meet some one in a public place but if the two of you have **no idea** what the other looks like, you could easily miss them. You might over look them when they come in if it's something like "I'll be wearing a tie/scarf" as clue how to identify them. Six guys with ties, three women with scarfs. Pick one. The ride off sounds fishy. First meeting is to establish if you want to hang out for **future** meetings. Within an hour, you'll know if you want to know more or wish you didn't meet. Having said that, I have had one first date where I showed up and she said "Let's make love *first* and then we'll get something to eat." Best first date ever.

Smart rooster?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2019:

Petunia told me her ideal weekend once we were married was to swap dirty jokes. The hunt for dirty jokes for me is sometimes fruitless. She immediately abandoned all hope. Thank you for assisting my married bliss.

And so it goes....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2019:

As a horny young teen, I read a column by Mamie Van Doren. She was sex god that didn't make the cut after M. Monroe died. She complained that her looks **scared** guys from asking her out. Guys assumed she was so far out of her league, she spent lonely weekends at home. After that, I became fearless with small talk with the good looking. Sometimes they followed me home. That lead me to one of my life mottos: don't ask, don't get.

Probably a dog though...definitely the middle finger

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2019:

I thought I saw a putty tat! I did! I did!

Maybe without the sweater right now because I know it's getting warmer.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2019:

I need to tell that to Petunia while she's having a "Fetch, love monkey" moment in the recliner. Will she listen? Stay tuned Bat Fans!

Not a good fortune cookie.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2019:

Today, the IRT will jump the tracks and find you.

Fact of life.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2019:

That's the note I'm leaving in Petunia's lunch bag today.

It's a link, but it's fuuuuuuuunneeeeeeee!!! (A little extra cheese ?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2019:

Didn't see it coming. Now I wish I hadn't seen it at all.

Try to touch it! Hehe!????

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2019:

Amazing he doesn't stick his face in the cake and blow his nose.

Where could it be?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2019:

Time to replace the carpet.

Damn wine snots....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2019:

Anything canned, pickled or bottled.

Powerful illogical reasoning

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 9, 2019:

#Look! A squirrel!

He just would not learn.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 8, 2019:

Guys always look before they squat. It's dangerous to ask why women haven't learned that skill.

Hope you are all getting some Spring weather!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 8, 2019:

The gnats are trying to fight their way inside.

Apparently not everyone thinks this is romantic. My bad.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 8, 2019:

As one's relation ages, the louder and stinkier it gets. The meme illustrates premature farts.

NAILED IT!!! My first electrical home improvement project! It’s a smart switch and dimmer and it...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 8, 2019:

Measure twice. Cut once.

My last one!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 8, 2019:

Maybe it's just me but I've been to France and missed seeing the gay frogs.

Kirstjen Nielsen just revealed how Trump’s pathologies and lawlessness will get worse By Greg ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 8, 2019:

Give him time and he'll start demanding government troops declare crystal night on minority communities.

Oops... forgot again

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 8, 2019:

That's where the valve goes?

Good Morning From this cute kitty and me.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 8, 2019:

I haven't seen any snow this year. Everything is in bloom. Turned on the AC for the first time yesterday.

I have to assume that this has been posted before, but it makes me giggle!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 8, 2019:

Follow directions.

I honestly always forget this place can technically be used as a dating app.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 8, 2019:

First step in dating is to get them to talk to you without them calling you names.

To-Do list.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 8, 2019:

Nasty stuff that shrimp.

I have just been asked if there is an expression or word to describe this pig's testicles like the ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 7, 2019:

"Rocky Mountain oysters are not oysters at all. They're mammal testicles, and most commonly come from bulls, bison, pigs, and sheep. That's nuts, right?!" My source gives too many details on how to prepare them, says they taste like venison and cites festivals over the "oysters."

Trumpcare - You will die.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 7, 2019:

About right.

Today I am unable to message anyone.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 7, 2019:

Are you using a cell phone?

Blowin in the wind

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 7, 2019:

I miss the triangle side window and back windows that roll **all** the way down.

Good Morning All.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 7, 2019:

Today is **Monday** Saturday, I went nine miles down the road to for a disappointing spring festival. The prices on the arts and craft booth might have well included your first born child. The next morning it rained. Petunia got an surprise work request, leaving me home alone. This weekend was the first time this year the air conditioner was turned on.

Satan is right 👍😆

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 7, 2019:

If the bible is a guide, if you don't flatter Him, He'' kill you and your relatives, maybe the whole town, most of the planet.

It's almost indistinguishable

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 7, 2019:

According to Putin, it's not that tight an asshole.

The Dating Life:

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 7, 2019:

Whine, whine, whine.

A loon (I think) drying it's wings this morning.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 7, 2019:

It could be an anhinga, a snakebird, darter, American darter, or a water turkey, Someone is saying right now "Wait, that's all the names for the same bird."

"Daddy's gun tastes like pennies."

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 7, 2019:

"Me, fail English? That's unpossible."

I’m in N Carolina USA and am seeing ads for dating sites for farmers.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 7, 2019:

BeeKeepers.Com (Lots of patience, heavy set because of heavy lifting). Sex_Addicts.Com (Don't care who you are, just do it and forget it. Didn't want to know you anyway). Exotic_home_cooking_r_Us.com (Cheap dates, good eats, bring your own Tums). Well_read.Com (Something to talk about after the cooking group).

I think gratitude is greater, if the person allows it to be.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 7, 2019:

"You" explained Petunia, "picked me weeds." Bringing flowers home slowly exited the picture. ?

HEDONISTIC.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 7, 2019:

Part of the "if it feels good, do it" theory.

Tomorrow, I'm heading for a small festival in Pendleton, South Carolina.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Despite the good weather, low turn out.

Women and their asses.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Looks like ass, smells like ass . . . .

GOOLIE(S).

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 6, 2019:

T'an't no reason to talk about my big stinky, hairy balls with a Brit.

Dark mood to start the day.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Don't worry. It'll get worse. Coffee? (_)?

Idiot in chief bowed to Republican interest backing up on closing border but still does insane rant ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 6, 2019:

The wall that has been built, has signs to remind visitors its **his** wall.

Ooooohhhhh, that explains a lot. ;)

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Breeding out of your species?

A moment of weakness..

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 5, 2019:

There's an idea for a group: random sex, hold the relationships.

I know we'd have threads before about dealbreakers in dating relationships.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Deal breakers are the result of finding out what **doesn't** work for you. Some people will change for you and others will hunt down your deal breaker you didn't know you had.

It's Friday! My contribution to "bad taste is encouraged" ... Kylie's pregnant ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 5, 2019:

There be more things in heaven and earth than ere be dreamt in our philosophy.

an other beer please

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Yea, the militant is going for the craft beer.

difficult things to say when drunk

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 5, 2019:

I never try to say transubstantiate. For an atheist how often to do I need to refer to symbolic blood drinking in the name of **Jesus?** Getting drunk hasn't been on my to do list ever since projectile vomiting stopped being fun.

Future gun laws.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 5, 2019:

# Unlimited teddy bears!

It's OK everyone.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 5, 2019:

>Safety is their priority........ Really! Trust me smile009.gif (unless money gets involved). Trashing an airplane leading to a few hundred corpses, is bad business.

Just the right day for it.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Possibly the worst blind date ever.

Nicely said ?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Warning: do not read the meme. On second thought, let's round up the kiddies and warp their spines.

Please play along? It’s always fun to see!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 5, 2019:

This is **my** towel basket seat by the window and you can't have it.

A PREDICTION I am absolutely convinced that the Democratic ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Trump will go away but the people who voted for him won't. They may pick someone worse.

All wound up

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 4, 2019:

I hate to think how many pointless hours I used trying to keep the tape working to make a copy before it all blows up.

I had a moment of weakness the other day but I am feeling better now. :)

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 4, 2019:

When you've poked a hole in their belief, they shut up -- for awhile, followed by returning to tell you about their belief. Short story: doesn't work.

Had to change the avatar because the recent update had cut the image to say: "Normies Beyond This ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 4, 2019:

When I leave, I'll be sure to raise hell, screaming "I've been thrown out of better joints than **this.**

The Oranges of the Species

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 4, 2019:

The story is he **meant** to say "originally" and kept saying "orange" instead. He can barely spell now he's going for can barely talk.

Funny thing I told my mom recently... "I feel like I'm approaching my 'best if used by date'".

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Petunia keeps telling me she's a spring chicken. I keep telling her she's a card carrying AARP chicken. Disclaimer: She doesn't qualify for AARP. However, when I joined it they offered me a second membership for free. My invalid theory is she could use the card to get discounts. She won't do that.

This is appropos of nothing but: I'd received this as a Friend Request today.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 4, 2019:

> did they just buy Friends? They don't need to. They need to hack their accounts. BTW I roll my eyes when I see someone with +2,000 friends.

Every meme has a back story.....here is one of my favorites.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Dick stracted.

Good thing Trump has nothing to hide.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Inclined as in if he releases his tax returns, he'll lying down to get fucked.

In case you missed yesterday's weirder than usual Trumpiness, here is a good summary.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 4, 2019:

If the sound of windmills give you cancer . . . no, I can't go on with that.

Winter is ending here in northern New England and I am looking forward to many more opportunities ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 4, 2019:

I have been wondering about canoing camping in the finger lakes of the Adirondacks. I've been hiking primarily in the Appalachian Mountains since 2000. It's time to try something new.

Where was it?????

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Like me, the orange baboon may have forgotten his **grandfather** was the second of three children of German Lutheran immigrants Elizabeth Christ Trump and Frederick Trump.

I love this idea

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 4, 2019:

That'd have the same result if the organist played "Another one bites the dust" in the ER.

Not anymore!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 4, 2019:

When I was taking college level c++ was my first introduction to people who insisted if I didn't **personally** see the eon long changes to the planet and evolution, it couldn't have happened. Hi, I'm 80 million years old . . . .

Good Morning All! Do you ever relax and accept the crazy that comes into your life?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 3, 2019:

This might be even crazier to accept: typically after bankruptcy, a person's credit rating **improves.**

I am not sure I want to date right now.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 3, 2019:

The saddest words ever said "What might have been." Live dangerously. Go out.

Just on the news China has started abusing and jailing it's Muslim population with apparent blessing...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 3, 2019:

China is the world's largest jail. They don't need Trump's approval if they wanted to abuse and jail white Christian people named Geof.

Okay.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 3, 2019:

Not cover the leader of the world's largest army in the history of the planet? Ho, ho, Sancho!

Sorry if I repost.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 3, 2019:

One of my best ideas (and it's depressing it's near the top) is a battery backup charger for the phone.

Education is the most important job society has

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 3, 2019:

. . . and maybe the government will put a lean on your house before it falls into the ownership of the state and they resell it dirt cheap.

Hello fellow Carolinians! I was going to say Tarheels but I remembered our southern sister ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 3, 2019:

I've heard my county referred to as both the golden corner and dismal corners because the county line is on the borders of North Carolina, South Carolina and Georgia.

Hello from upstate South Carolina 😊

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 3, 2019:

I live in the upstate: sultry Seneca with their free rides on electric buses and a confused population that can't tell convincing lies. Next week, I going to their free concert series *Jazz on Ram Cat Alley.* No rams, no fur covered felines, not an alley and rarely jazz. They close off a city block served by two lanes of traffic. Then they put up tables and the local restaurants/pubs serve the tables while a band plays moldie oldies. Generally it's rock and roll or C/W from the 50's and 60's. If they were honest it'd be *Music to get grandpa drunk and dance in the street." *

DELETERIOUS.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 3, 2019:

Normally avoided because it can be difficult to pronounce or spell on the fly. Often used with the word "effect." For example, the DELETERIOUS effects of multiple girlfriends include . . . . Um, I've hit a blank here.

what I would really like to do would be to watch Interstellar with someone who has an appreciation ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 3, 2019:

Too late. I married her. She is my trophy wife. Okay, so she's an honorable mention.

I am ready for the Gym!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 3, 2019:

Where is her gym bag?

Update on my last post In case you havent read it, basically i had a potential opportunity to ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 3, 2019:

Order any beverage **except** water. As long as you are chunking money at them you'll be welcome. If it's ice you're ordering you'll be considered cheap and wasting space. In Mexican restaurants they **do** have soups and salads. The big thing is most women hate waitress work. Typically there is a high turn over with waitresses partly because guys want to pressure them for dates, pinch their ass . . . . If you haven't got her phone number, it's not likely you'll get her. Outlook: not good.

Trump stated, in public, that his father was born in Germany.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 3, 2019:

When Fred Trump arrived in the US it's likely he was a **former** Nazi supporter. It's the last thing post WWII wanted: a Nazi in America after WWII. Therefore he lied about him and his family being Swedish for over a generation to get into the US and out of post war Germany.

Jib Discrimination.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 2, 2019:

You too can be a pointless grinning idiot. Act now!

It’s like that sometimes lol

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 2, 2019:

It's a wild guess what will tickle a group's fancy. Sometimes I guess wrong.

@Admin and @site support...thank you my site emojis are working now???????

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Are you ready for the end users to send you a free t-shirt out of our undying gratitude?

How do you know when it's a bad neighborhood?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Eeeekkkkk! It's a black bird!

You are not too old and its not too late. Agree/Disagree??

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Careers in most professional sports are amazingly brief. There's plenty of other examples where age is a critical issue. Overall, this is bullshit.

Guaranteeing repeat business

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 2, 2019:

In Laurens, SC, they have a water tower that overlooks a funeral home. It's the favorite perch for the dozen or so vultures. =(:o

Welcome to Texas.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 2, 2019:

This in contrast to the more subtle method while cruising the beaches of North Florida. 1) Hold a six pack on the roof with the left hand. 2) Steer with the right hand. 3) Wink at anything under 18 wearing a skimpy bikini. 4) Keep a keg in the back. 5) Memorize this phrase: "I hadn't opened any of them officer. Would you like me to pass a few of them around with you?" 6) Having gotten your share of jail bait, head for the no tell hotel which you previously rented with a fake ID. 7) Deny everything.

Welcome to Texas.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Minor variation in Alabama: Yo! Yea, you the shit hot bitch! *Get in the fucking truck.*

Well I thought it was pretty punny. :)

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Moan. Groan.

Brainiac!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Your experience may vary.

CONTRAPUNCTAL.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Italians had to describe it; Bach had to create it.

VERISIMILITUDE The quality of seeming be true or real (Have I posted this one before?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 2, 2019:

You'll have to start a journal to be sure you haven't used it before.

I have a date with Rosie Palm....she was Miss Michigan!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 2, 2019:

I thought for those with a sex life, it was a day of rest and reflection.