Every lie is two lies; the lie we tell others and the lie we tell ourselves to justify ...

IamNobody comments on Sep 5, 2019:

"It's not a lie if you believe it"... George Costanza 😊

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 6, 2019:

@Marionville George was a clever fellow.

GANCH.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 6, 2019:

## It's a word used when discussing misplaced oral sex. "Ganch: The stretch of skin between the anus and the testicles. See also 'chode' or 'grendela' --https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ganch Now aren't you ashamed you brought it up?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 6, 2019:

@Marionville Possibly because I've never visited either Scotland or Ireland and know the American version of the definition. It could also be I've been more intimate with kinkier women than thou. Now hustle the children out of the room before I start telling my jaw dropping tales.

GANCH.

Haemish1 comments on Sep 6, 2019:

A new one to me as well. I’ve got a bunch of old ganchers in the ceiling of my shop - I’m guessing they were meat hooks from its original use as a mercantile store.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 6, 2019:

@Haemish1 They put those meat hooks where? Ouch!

mumpsimus noun adherence to or persistence in an erroneous use of language, memorization, ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 6, 2019:

## Word of the week group strikes!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 6, 2019:

@BoingoOingo42 They infected you. Honestly there's a word of the week web site.

Be grateful for the few members here who do their best to protect this site from such scammers.

Seeker3CO comments on Sep 5, 2019:

There is a lot of stroking each other going on lately. Did I miss something?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 5, 2019:

We found the so soft skin lotion fountain. ;-)

Good News! The Adult Adventure is On!!!😈😈😈

BitFlipper comments on Sep 4, 2019:

Oh, please tease us with some details. 😈😈😈

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 5, 2019:

@MrLizard What were you saying about your virtual character two posts ago?

My extended family and I made it to the last day of the State Fair in Pueblo.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 3, 2019:

## Any hash brownie stands?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 5, 2019:

@Carin Ewww . . . . .

For those who don't have a date for the last 500 Fridays.

Ludo comments on Sep 5, 2019:

According to this, I must be a fucking Adonis.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 5, 2019:

Mamie Van Doren (the apparent heir to Marilyn Monroe) used to write a column in a tabloid. One of the things she said that stuck in my mind was she said that she often spent her weekends at home because guys thought they weren't in her class. She said they didn't have to be in her class. All she wanted was to get out of the house on the weekend. After that, I threw my concerns about being an ugly muggly to the winds and started asking extremely attractive women out on weekends. Mamie wasn't lying: as long as you weren't a jerk, the ugly mugglies stood a chance with them. Best bit advice I've ever read from a smoking hot babe. That is why Heidi Klum hasn't asked you out, you "fucking Adonis." Go ahead. Call her up. Her husband, Tom, might want to have a word with you. My experience has been after you French their minds, their bodies will follow.

It's a forward pass!

EyesThatSmile comments on Sep 2, 2019:

Let me be the first to groan!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 5, 2019:

@EyesThatSmile Saying exactly what sin is with or without a deity, is difficult if not impossible.

South Carolina's Myrtle Beach is heading my way.

mischl comments on Sep 4, 2019:

Haha, as for me, I'm headed TO Myrtle Beach a week from today. I'm keeping the faith that my hotel will be okay. Hey Dorian, get the hell away from my beach, you bitch.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 5, 2019:

@mischl They have done as much as they can to evacuate Myrtle Beach because of the hurricane. While the hurricane hits, hotel/motel room rates are as low as they ever get. Once the hurricane is in town, the night life lacks luster.

How @metalhead222 caught me! Lol

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 2, 2019:

## Somebody tell me what *all* those things are. I know what the beer and the cheetos are but the rest leaves me flat.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 5, 2019:

@MichelleGar1 Legend has it the first time it was made, it took three days of grinding the ingredients. That would of inspired me to make a food processor. One of my favorite books *A People's Guide to Mexico* said that there is a lot of Mexican food that is unavailable in the states because it takes too long to prepare it.

Good News! The Adult Adventure is On!!!😈😈😈

BitFlipper comments on Sep 4, 2019:

Oh, please tease us with some details. 😈😈😈

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 5, 2019:

@MrLizard I used to annoy women whenever I mention perky tits with turgid nipples.

FANDANGO.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 5, 2019:

## My home town, Pensacola, FL, is also called the city of five flags. It's because they've have five different countries rule the city. In their annual celebration they look for people who can dance the wild fandango. They never find them. 😕🙁☹️😣😖😫 As a result, I keep ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 5, 2019:

@Marionville Scaramouche remains silent on the issue.

Good News! The Adult Adventure is On!!!😈😈😈

BitFlipper comments on Sep 4, 2019:

Oh, please tease us with some details. 😈😈😈

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 5, 2019:

@MrLizard In contrast, I want lavish details of the salty, tangy aroma of the tasty bits. It's what us shameless people want.

Good News! The Adult Adventure is On!!!😈😈😈

Wildflower comments on Sep 4, 2019:

Wish I was there!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 5, 2019:

On the internet the oversexed and willing gender of loose morals is always over there. They're never next door. 😕🙁☹️😣😖😫

Remember these type ads?

GEGR comments on Sep 5, 2019:

I have one missing now .

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 5, 2019:

Poor kitty.

I get it!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 4, 2019:

## In dog years, I'm dead. ☠️☠️🐶🐶

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 5, 2019:

@Duchess Best fool is an old fool. Goodness gracious, I've met too many of those spectacular examples.

How @metalhead222 caught me! Lol

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 2, 2019:

## Somebody tell me what *all* those things are. I know what the beer and the cheetos are but the rest leaves me flat.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 4, 2019:

@MichelleGar1 After eating out at Mexican restaurant since 2000, Petunia asked me last Saturday "What's this mole sauce?" At first I told her was was made from moles. Later I said it's more of a chocolate BBQ sauce.

Arg, it be confused ID.

altschmerz comments on Sep 4, 2019:

A woman (in her 70s I think), many years ago, was telling me about a French movie she was watching, about an old white man who needed a caregiver, and wound up with a young black man, who he was uncomfortable with and they spent the whole movie getting to know each other yada yada yada. Except she ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 4, 2019:

Confusing, isn't it?

Kill a kid with a graduate degree.

bookofmorons comments on Sep 4, 2019:

If only the education system would listen

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 4, 2019:

Summer vacation is for high adventure with people who want to kill you.

I get it!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 4, 2019:

## In dog years, I'm dead. ☠️☠️🐶🐶

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 4, 2019:

@Rudy1962 Possibly. I've only run across one 20 year old on this site. At least 60% qualify for AARP.

OK I saw the weather map orange cakes used and the joke continues.

EdEarl comments on Sep 4, 2019:

A black hole may hit Alabama and swallow it.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 4, 2019:

Are you absolutely certain that hasn't already happened?

How @metalhead222 caught me! Lol

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 2, 2019:

## Somebody tell me what *all* those things are. I know what the beer and the cheetos are but the rest leaves me flat.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 4, 2019:

@MichelleGar1 There's a new Mexican grocery that's opened that I haven't explored yet. I'll have to ask them about tajin and takis. The last Mexican grocery stayed open for about two years before it closed.

You know it's true.

OldMetalHead comments on Sep 4, 2019:

Meth or bible camp, which one is more harmful?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 4, 2019:

It's a combination, not a choice.

South Carolina's Myrtle Beach is heading my way.

mischl comments on Sep 4, 2019:

Haha, as for me, I'm headed TO Myrtle Beach a week from today. I'm keeping the faith that my hotel will be okay. Hey Dorian, get the hell away from my beach, you bitch.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 4, 2019:

The price of the rooms might be way lower then.

South Carolina's Myrtle Beach is heading my way.

MichelleGar1 comments on Sep 4, 2019:

Be safe! I live in the desert, so no worries about any hurricanes.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 4, 2019:

I already moved far, far away from the coast.

South Carolina's Myrtle Beach is heading my way.

Buddha comments on Sep 4, 2019:

My ex lives there, so if you see a large ugly woman praying real hard, look out ... she's a mean one !

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 4, 2019:

She'll check into Greenville's Motel Eight.

For about 10% of this group, they think this is heaven.

AtheistInNC comments on Sep 4, 2019:

Shouldn't that be 25%?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 4, 2019:

@AtheistInNC Green shorts is holding onto the pool railing. What the guy next to him is holding onto, we should not guess. By "this group" in my post I was referring to the members of agnostic.com, many of whom qualify for AARP. It's only a small percentage in THAT group are under 30.

They're lying.

AtheistInNC comments on Sep 4, 2019:

Can't spell worth a crap, either.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 4, 2019:

Your reply was spelled correctly.

For about 10% of this group, they think this is heaven.

AtheistInNC comments on Sep 4, 2019:

Shouldn't that be 25%?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 4, 2019:

Ten percent will admit it. The other 15% are more discreet.

Some of my favorite escapes Viceroy Tiger Swallowtail Monarch Tiger Swallowtail Amato Shrimp ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 3, 2019:

## The first four are flying though my yard this week. I'm waiting for the sulfur butterflies next. A few of those are fish.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 4, 2019:

@Leafhead I eat two out of those three. I have to admit, than when I can I visit butterfly gardens and aquariums. Reptile farms gives the insignificant other the creeps.

Trump+pancreatic cancer=justice

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 3, 2019:

## That's a longing to see him suffer, not justice.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 4, 2019:

@mcgeo52 I am very much aware of those facts. Really? You knew about hemp cultivation in South Carolina? You must be so intelligent that it hurts. Well, I know about both rope **and** hanging. So there!

Kitty cat lost a weekend.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Sep 4, 2019:

And that cat is me...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 4, 2019:

I think we've met.

Oh, snap!

bobwjr comments on Sep 3, 2019:

Lucky buttons

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 4, 2019:

You silly boy. The buttons are under stress and most of them have given up holding on. Not that some of are going to sympathize with buttons.

Guess who's having lamb chops for supper.

MrLink comments on Sep 4, 2019:

Are you suggesting she likes it sheepie style? That's baahaahaahaahaad.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 4, 2019:

Ram bam, thank you ma'am.

Oh, snap!

EyesThatSmile comments on Sep 3, 2019:

She should be careful. She may poke someone’s eyes out with those.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 4, 2019:

Only is someone is tickling her fancy erotically. Now wait for someone to tell you they have the **best** fancy tickler.

Trump+pancreatic cancer=justice

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 3, 2019:

## That's a longing to see him suffer, not justice.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 4, 2019:

@mcgeo52 "Grass rope" means it's made from hemp. **Nobody** makes rope from St. Augustine, Zoysia grass or anything else you'd mow on your lawn. Hemp is also used to make durable clothes, paper and other products. Because hemp is so low in THC (smoke a pound, get a headache), it's been legal in many states in the US including where I live, South Carolina.

..........

GEGR comments on Sep 4, 2019:

How do you "forget" your child in a Car ??

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 4, 2019:

Kid is tired and taking a nap in the back seat, you sniveling snit, you worthless twit, your mother was a whore and daddy was a pimp. You guys can't cuss worth a who ha.

Yeah, but I’ll be really pissed if she still goes ahead and dies!

Redheadedgammy comments on Sep 3, 2019:

Hope she can keep going. If the orange anus gets another supreme court pick we are toast for the foreseeable future.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 3, 2019:

Presidents packing the court is a grand old tradition. He doesn't need an excuse to name eight more future judges.

Trump says his “real opponent” in 2020 election isn’t Democrats, it’s the “fake news ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 3, 2019:

## Fact checking fills him with dread.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 3, 2019:

@pasha-one-nine His expression of dread is expressed in discrediting anyone who fails to sing his praises or disagrees with him.

Somehow he never gets a break

powder comments on Sep 3, 2019:

And when his wife gives birth 3 random rich dudes rock up bearing gifts. Nothing suss about that at all.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 3, 2019:

Two out of three of them brought gifts suitable for a death in the family. 🥶🕎☠️☠️

Somebody was thinking.

GEGR comments on Sep 3, 2019:

Women will check you out ...... Especially a wife .

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 3, 2019:

Suspicious little critters.

How @metalhead222 caught me! Lol

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 2, 2019:

## Somebody tell me what *all* those things are. I know what the beer and the cheetos are but the rest leaves me flat.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 3, 2019:

@MichelleGar1 >they're sold here "Here" is El Paso is a mere 1,500 miles away from me. It's not like I'll drive four days, one way to visit. El Paso, county has about 800,000 citizens, most of whom are predictably Hispanic. On the other hand, my wild guess is Seneca, SC, has about 1,500 people of Hispanic origin out of 10,000 of everybody else. That's barely enough to keep the occasional Hispanic grocery store open. Normally, they're open for a few years before folding up shop. I've learned when it comes to Mexican restaurants, the food is mostly aimed at gringos. It's difficult to get a bowl of mendeuo.If the local Mexican restaurants have it, they tend not to admit it. I have to make mendeuo for myself, much to the disgust of Petunia. Here, the most authentic Hispanic food that I get is across the street from Seneca's **only** Hispanic church. They have a fund raiser dining in the parking lot only on Saturday. **Extremely** local selection and a table for 12. Should I get extremely lost and wind up in El Paso, could I use you as a guide?

Trump+pancreatic cancer=justice

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 3, 2019:

## That's a longing to see him suffer, not justice.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 3, 2019:

@Leafhead Only if they're using one inch thick grass rope. No plastic clothesline.

mmmmmmmmmm

BestWithoutGods comments on Sep 3, 2019:

The way to make America great again would be to vote a Democrat into the White House in 2020.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 3, 2019:

@BestWithoutGods We ought to have at least a much higher turnout for the next presidential election.

So off to Ptown on Cape Cod for a few days and hopefully adventure of the Adult kind!!

Pralina1 comments on Sep 3, 2019:

U look FABULUS . Enjoy your x 😍

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 3, 2019:

@Charlene Yummy, yummy, I got love in my tummy.

mmmmmmmmmm

BestWithoutGods comments on Sep 3, 2019:

The way to make America great again would be to vote a Democrat into the White House in 2020.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 3, 2019:

A democratic socialist would do. ;-) Not likely though. :-(

Trump+pancreatic cancer=justice

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 3, 2019:

## That's a longing to see him suffer, not justice.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 3, 2019:

@Leafhead There are unaccountable recoveries from "fatal" diseases. QED, firing squad is preferable.

To be technical . . . .

Haemish1 comments on Sep 3, 2019:

But is it the right solution?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 3, 2019:

Picky, picky, picky.

I'll never order that soda pop again.

Boxdoc comments on Sep 3, 2019:

Few women want morning sex. Have you ever tried to open a cold grilled cheese sandwich?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 3, 2019:

They're more willing to have sex at the crack of dawn after there has been a chance to kill the morning breath with toothpaste and mouthwash. Stench in the face doesn't inspire anyone.

Trump+pancreatic cancer=justice

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 3, 2019:

## That's a longing to see him suffer, not justice.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 3, 2019:

@Leafhead That kind of suffering can drag on for years. A swift public execution makes more sense. Come the revolution, he'll be the first against the wall and shot. The revolution will come when he declares his failure to be re-elected fake.

Watching clouds fake fire breathing dragons.

bookofmorons comments on Sep 3, 2019:

Figment of your imagination . . . now where's my Jesus toast?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 3, 2019:

Get your Jesus toast yourself. What? My figments shake it like your sister Kate.

Watching clouds fake fire breathing dragons.

Kynlei comments on Sep 3, 2019:

Sweet Mother of Dragons! It's a dragon! 😂

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 3, 2019:

A big fluffy one at that.

For ages five and up.

Freespirit64 comments on Sep 2, 2019:

Child abuse

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 3, 2019:

@Freespirit64 Yea, my emoticons are messing up again.

Let's get down guys.

GEGR comments on Sep 3, 2019:

Where is the ladder ?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 3, 2019:

It's only a four foot drop.

Anally didn't get this one at first....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 2, 2019:

## Scatological humor strikes!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 3, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Paraphrasing Einstein He told dirty jokes? 😛😝😜🤪

How @metalhead222 caught me! Lol

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 2, 2019:

## Somebody tell me what *all* those things are. I know what the beer and the cheetos are but the rest leaves me flat.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 3, 2019:

@MichelleGar1 Except for the tacos, I hadn't heard of them. I've never seen truta con tajin on a Mexican menu and it isn't served at the local Mexican church. Perhaps those are food stuffs from some part of South America or the Caribbean?

She was a blond.

IamNobody comments on Sep 2, 2019:

Is that blond supremacy??? 😂😂😂😂

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 2, 2019:

@thinkwithme At my age, I'm platinum blonde and everybody remembers me even if they don't want to.

At the end of the rainbow.

Freespirit64 comments on Sep 2, 2019:

Pizza is a food group....

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 2, 2019:

@altschmerz Reg: your reply. He shoots! He scores!

She was a blond.

IamNobody comments on Sep 2, 2019:

Is that blond supremacy??? 😂😂😂😂

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 2, 2019:

@IamNobody You know what a suicide blonde is? Dyed by her own hand.

It's a forward pass!

EyesThatSmile comments on Sep 2, 2019:

Let me be the first to groan!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 2, 2019:

Permission granted. Go forth and sin some more.

For ages five and up.

Freespirit64 comments on Sep 2, 2019:

Child abuse

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 2, 2019:

@Freespirit64 Not my choice. That's up to their parents. 🙇🙇‍♀️🙇‍♂️

At the end of the rainbow.

Freespirit64 comments on Sep 2, 2019:

Pizza is a food group....

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 2, 2019:

Bread, optional vegetables and meat groups.

At the end of the rainbow.

Freespirit64 comments on Sep 2, 2019:

Pizza is a food group....

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 2, 2019:

@altschmerz If it comes with pineapple. Off hand I can't think of any other fruit people put on pizza.

For ages five and up.

Freespirit64 comments on Sep 2, 2019:

Child abuse

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 2, 2019:

You think? 😲😲😲😲😲😲

She was a blond.

Freedompath comments on Sep 2, 2019:

This is so ‘shallow’...’objectifying,’ a blond woman! No wonder men have a hard time seeing a meaningful person before them? And...to cast a bishop as the tortured man, tries to depict a religious person, as undisciplined.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 2, 2019:

People are shallow, what else is there to know? The quote merely says the blonde was so attractive that she would appeal to the sexual desires so intensely she would have left a bishop frustrated because he is professionally obligated to deny those desires.

CELICE.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 2, 2019:

## Sounds like it would make one of the top ten of dumb things humans have done.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 2, 2019:

@SKH78 So many humans love to inflict pain ... That would explain a lot of divorce cases. Just because **somebody** likes it doesn't mean it's a good thing. Pain is the way the body notifies us something is wrong.

She was a blond.

IamNobody comments on Sep 2, 2019:

Is that blond supremacy??? 😂😂😂😂

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 2, 2019:

When I'm talking to a blonde, I always make sure I tell them this joke. "You know why blonde jokes are so short? It's so the brunettes can remember them."

Anally didn't get this one at first....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 2, 2019:

## Scatological humor strikes!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 2, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Meh. We live in a universe with unlimited hydrogen and stupidity. Sometimes I wonder if there is that much hydrogen. I hang my head that it took a long time for me to get this joke. What do you call birth control for midgets? A condominium.

Anally didn't get this one at first....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 2, 2019:

## Scatological humor strikes!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 2, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz The variant of this joke is a group of sperm with the leader yelling "Turn back! It's a blow job!" Those four wouldn't get this joke either.

Connie and I made it safely to Amsterdam. Resting and drinking coffee before we explore!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Sep 2, 2019:

## What have you seen/done so far?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 2, 2019:

@MrLizard I dragged Petunia through the art museums. Many people thought I'd be spending days in the coffee houses but Petunia doesn't like the smoke. Therefore my favorite coffee house was the Funky Monkey with picnic tables outside. I ran a couple of snacks out to the picnic table while I spent the required 15 minutes inside the coffee shop. The advice I heard was never accept the directions that say "It's at the end of the canal."

Life is an Illusion, a Dream, a Bubble, a Shadow.

Fernapple comments on Aug 27, 2019:

Yep, sorry that is trumped by the common. "For evil to prosper, it is only needful for good men to do nothing." Quote.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 2, 2019:

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Originally said by JFK who claimed he heard it from Edmund Burke. There are others who said something like that. For a list see: https://quoteinvestigator.com/2010/12/04/good-men-do/

Popular fiction.

nomorechristian comments on Sep 2, 2019:

Cuz gawd wrote that one!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 2, 2019:

It's difficult for me to forget people correcting themselves over that, saying the authors were **inspired** by God. I'd respond "I might be inspired by a beautiful woman but that doesn't mean I have to be truthful when I write about her." There are gullible people who assume if someone wrote it down, it's the holy truth.

Just asking.

Duchess comments on Sep 2, 2019:

Oh dude, you don't exist either

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 2, 2019:

You mean I can't tell you d'Devil made me do it?

Went to a reunion in Louisiana.

Lavergne comments on Sep 1, 2019:

Most "Christians" that I know are a huge bundle of misinformation, misunderstandings, judgmental and hypocritical interpretations - etc etc etc. I do the same thing you do - sit back, be quiet and let them blather on. ;) :)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 1, 2019:

@oldFloyd i.e. they didn't drink wine, they drank grape fruit.

Went to a reunion in Louisiana.

GuitarDoctor comments on Sep 1, 2019:

Yeah I'm not an activist when it comes to religion. The way I believe is not the way everybody believes and so why should I push it on other people? I just listened and nod. If they want to talk to me about their religion I listen. If they want to ask me about mine, I am honest and say I don't have ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 1, 2019:

> If they want to ask me about mine, I am honest and say I don't have one. I live dangerously and say "I am a militant atheist. You shouldn't ask for details." After that it's the scary phrase "prove it."

[kveller.

dan325 comments on Aug 30, 2019:

Another outstanding scientist run out of Germany by the Nazis. Aren't bigots brilliant?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 1, 2019:

When the government is killing people in your group, it's not an act of genius to blow the pop stand.

Close call!

TheDoubter comments on Sep 1, 2019:

get a man for something else

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 1, 2019:

As the meme suggests, doing the cooking and the cleaning and they won't get rid of you. "I love a man with dishpan hands" said a moon eyed Petunia.

Close call!

Petter comments on Sep 1, 2019:

You still need the man - to taste it. If he throws up then the wine is undrinkable.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 1, 2019:

Used to have a girl friend who drank Lighting Creek "brewed in the finest vineyards of Chicago." I kid you not -- it said that on the side of the bottle. They don't have vineyards in downtown Chicago. The alleged wine had the aroma of a fine kerosene with the lingering aftertaste of lighter fluid and notes of nail polish. It was cheap. It had alcohol. She was happy. I spit it on the wall and wall paper came off. Until then, I thought the worst swill was the dreaded Mad Dog 20/20 but I was wrong.

To preface this, I'm not opposed to dating, I just think I'm not necessarily looking to date right ...

daylily comments on Aug 31, 2019:

Some pervs are so pervy they've forgotten how to behave like an adult. Morons.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 1, 2019:

@LeighShelton It's not sad for me. I have scandalous tales to tell from my far ranging experience with willing women who peeled off their clothes and demanded action. The spouse runs them off with a broom. Not bad for a guy who has all the good looks of a canned ham.

To preface this, I'm not opposed to dating, I just think I'm not necessarily looking to date right ...

ArtzyNerd comments on Aug 31, 2019:

Ugh! I'll play with you. I am not a 6'4" nor do I have a 6 inch long and 4" wide penis. Hope that's ok.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 1, 2019:

In my declining years, I look for a young stocky woman who can move the sofa and recognize what a stroke is.

To preface this, I'm not opposed to dating, I just think I'm not necessarily looking to date right ...

daylily comments on Aug 31, 2019:

Some pervs are so pervy they've forgotten how to behave like an adult. Morons.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 1, 2019:

@LeighShelton I was shamelessly agreeing with you. I'm not always spitting fire and snarling at other people's comments. That's for the Aussies in search of a stuffed bear. ;-) In a previous century, I'd stumble across free web sites where a naked middle aged woman would train a web camera on herself and reply to terse messages from visitors. Every once in a while she'd flip a finger. As an erotic experience, it was a disappointment.

Dear God, I do not believe in you but please bring back the old christians who just really did not ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 31, 2019:

This has to do with trump?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 1, 2019:

@altschmerz Your source compares Trump to cult leaders. " They [cult leaders] demand obsequious fawning and total obedience. They prize loyalty above competence. They wield absolute control. They do not tolerate criticism. They are deeply insecure, a trait they attempt to cover up with bombastic grandiosity. They are amoral and emotionally and physically abusive. They see those around them as objects to be manipulated for their own empowerment, enjoyment and often sadistic entertainment. All those outside the cult are branded as forces of evil, prompting an epic battle whose natural expression is violence."

Really hoping that Hurricane Dorian demolishes all Trump's FL properties this weekend.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 31, 2019:

## Hecky durn. Petunia says the hurricane has changed course and may miss Florida entirely.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Sep 1, 2019:

@Frctnal Now it looks like the outer bands will be brushing up the southern coast of the US until it hits landfall in North Carolina. Forecasters say by the time it makes landfall it will have gone from a Hokey Smokes category four to a category two. I wouldn't bet on it. Hurricane paths are merely educated guesses. Some paths have it wandering out into the north Atlantic. It might even hit the Emerald Isle.

To preface this, I'm not opposed to dating, I just think I'm not necessarily looking to date right ...

daylily comments on Aug 31, 2019:

Some pervs are so pervy they've forgotten how to behave like an adult. Morons.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 31, 2019:

@LeighShelton With ONE exception, women that show me nude pictures of themselves are trying to get me to join their porno web site.

Good Morning People - all the people.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 31, 2019:

Just got back from the grand tour of farmer's markets and second hand stores. Didn't run across anyone holding a yard sale. Among several other things, I got a salad shooter. Now I can blindfold and execute salads at dawn. 😉🤣

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 31, 2019:

@sassygirl3869 The antiques I passed on was the hand crank drill and the push'n'spin screw driver.

To preface this, I'm not opposed to dating, I just think I'm not necessarily looking to date right ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 31, 2019:

WWF? World Wildlife Federation?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 31, 2019:

@Lillyfield41 Thanks. When I googled WWF, it was save the planet time.

To preface this, I'm not opposed to dating, I just think I'm not necessarily looking to date right ...

daylily comments on Aug 31, 2019:

Some pervs are so pervy they've forgotten how to behave like an adult. Morons.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 31, 2019:

@Lillyfield41 I got a feeling even switch hitters wouldn't like man boobs but here's a picture of one of my former cats taking a nap. 🐱😽😺

To preface this, I'm not opposed to dating, I just think I'm not necessarily looking to date right ...

daylily comments on Aug 31, 2019:

Some pervs are so pervy they've forgotten how to behave like an adult. Morons.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 31, 2019:

@LeighShelton If women went into lurid detail about their sexual preferences and sent pictures of their perky breasts and turgid nipples, would guys complain?

This is just one definition.

AgnoBill comments on Aug 31, 2019:

And don't conflate it with "eschatological".

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 31, 2019:

It would be the end of it all.

Really hoping that Hurricane Dorian demolishes all Trump's FL properties this weekend.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 29, 2019:

With any luck at all it will demolish the Deep South and they will find out how little he gives a shit about them all...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 31, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz There's what they say, there's what they do. Petunia has been working with the elderly who need assistance walking for the last five years. Only one of her clients got a scooter and it took her a year of jumping through hoops to get it.

Just when you were thinking that the Christian far right could get more stupid they up their game ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 30, 2019:

## It looked like three guys at the service, one of which bounced his balls off of a tomb stone. Two of them gave each other a French kiss over the tomb stone. Meh. Slow day in a small town.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 31, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz And not all municipalities are cities. If one uses the Oxford dictionary, the synonym of town is city. Either uses an incorporation style of a municipality. Sometimes one hears "Boston town" for a city so large it's often difficult to establish when one leaves Boston and enters into a neighboring town. That's the point where one starts to swing around the term megalopolis and start watching for Superman. >Neighborhood Scout, a website owned by a research and data-mining company that collects crime statistics from around the country, Meridian is—and I'm paraphrasing here—sketchy as fuck. Neighborhood Scout rates the WHOLE town as a seven, not a four. If one looks at the site's crime map, it's clear where it gets its high crime rate: inner city. Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling the church we're talking about didn't bury their founder there. On the other extreme their Bailey and Pine city district rates safer than most cities at 100. Shall we head to funky town? 🥵😱😨

How's your knowledge of medical terminology?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 30, 2019:

## It'd be much better with captions.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 31, 2019:

@Petter Marvelous. The annotation was extremely helpful especially on snail trails.

Good Morning Everyone! Its a bright sunny day in NY state though I worry about my 92 year old mom ...

germangirl90439 comments on Aug 30, 2019:

We're outta here tomorrow, en route to Amsterdam! Hope your mom will be ok.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 31, 2019:

@sassygirl3869 Have a herring on me. I spent three days there and never found a herring stand.

I mentioned Agnostic.

jerry99 comments on Aug 30, 2019:

I can't imagine having posts so interesting that I'd want to hassle with Google Translate. I already skip over 90+% of what's here.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 31, 2019:

There are too many groups to read it all.

I mentioned Agnostic.

IamNobody comments on Aug 30, 2019:

Google translate? 😊

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 31, 2019:

@MissKathleen It gives a rough translation and I'm grateful it's around. If you want a **good** translation, it'll cost you. For most countries English is a **required** course in public schools. While I was in France, I had no trouble finding people who could speak English although most didn't want to.

Just when you were thinking that the Christian far right could get more stupid they up their game ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 30, 2019:

## It looked like three guys at the service, one of which bounced his balls off of a tomb stone. Two of them gave each other a French kiss over the tomb stone. Meh. Slow day in a small town.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 31, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Cities **are** municipalities. If you live in a city, it always comes with a municipal government. On the far extreme, I've lived in one too many places I call hamlets because they were content to let the county provide government services. The last time I lived in a hamlet was Hickory Tavern (no tavern, lots of hickory trees) SC. One traffic light, one gas station, one seat barber shop (open on Wednesday) and an elementary school. > they act you forgot the one they are most likely to commit.... Incest... Places where you're likely to find high rates of incest are in places with high poverty rates. If you can't afford a mistress or a lady of the evening, do your daughter (the most common form of incest) instead. Minor point: the story has **nothing** to do with incest. That leads me to wonder if you have an obsession with incest.

Really hoping that Hurricane Dorian demolishes all Trump's FL properties this weekend.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Aug 29, 2019:

With any luck at all it will demolish the Deep South and they will find out how little he gives a shit about them all...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 30, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz It would be a hard sale to get Medicare to pay for one's 4 mph scooter. I used to hang out with a cripple who needed a handicapped sticker. The Florida DMV charged him $15 a year for it.

I really liked @Marionville 's word this morning - "autodidactic" so I thought I'd go along with ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 29, 2019:

Pedagogue sounds too much like a child molester with a diary.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 30, 2019:

@AmelieMatisse A big fan of Outback Steak House? Petunia still snarls about our visit to them in Knoxville, TN, for awful service. Your comment explains why she'd prefer to go to a local Mexican restaurant where it is required to bring a flashlight to read the menu. Stud bunnies for waiters, middle aged women with a weight problem for waitresses. I think it'd be a exceptionally pointless to compare one's date to the waitress or waiter.

Remember that business about nuking hurricanes?

Redheadedgammy comments on Aug 30, 2019:

I hope his fucking winter white house takes a direct hit and is totally destroyed. Will his christian followers see it as a sign from their god?????? LOL

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 30, 2019:

@zeuser Almost anyone with property in Florida has **both** wind and flood damage. Why both? Because Good Hands people drop them after a hurricane if they don't have both coverage. Getting them to pay up, can turn epic.