Molotovs in the picnic hamper - check...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

"*Kids, don't forget to wear a smile on your face when you're smashing the state.*" -- Snapping Sammy Smoot. I think of Sammy every time I get through the cashier line with the grinning cashier.

Trump is cornered, with violence on his mind.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

# In your guts, you know he's nuts.

Beware this is me in a nutshell

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

8) So old that "long ago" is a long period of time is sometimes called a 'coon's age. For example "It's been a coon's age since anyone on line darkened my door step."

How ruin someone else's weekend.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

# Get a shovel. She's dead.

Something to make your weekend go a little smoother

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 16, 2019:

They couldn't be dating my ex-wife. She is dead.

Getting older.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Old age isn't for sissies.

Trump vetoes the rebuke of his emergency declaration. Trump sucks. [cnn.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Like duh. He promised to veto the anything that would stop his emergency declaration. He followed through. Now it's a question if congress can get a super majority to over ride his veto.

Memories for life

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Gross.

That's why I prefer cats. What do you say?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

You will never see a dozen cats pulling a sled through the snow. Does this mean they're smarter?

Recently seen lurking in "Food Glorious Food" was one of the best malapropism's that I have ever ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

"Worcetershire" is misspelled. It should be "Hamburger steak" not "Hamburger Steak." My favorite: properly used an ellipsis is a set of three periods ( . . . ) indicating an omission. Each period should have a single space on either side. There's a wealth of sentence fragments in the text.

Purl 1 : a purling or swirling stream or rill.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

3: p = purl. Knitting is the art of creating a fabric by making interlocking loops of yarn. There are two basic ways to create these loops . . . .

I want to let everyone know that Sassygirl3869 - Lisa, was hospitalized today for heart issues.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Has she been downwind from espresso machine? Give her my best wishes.

Drag Kid "Desmond is Amazing" Why is this not child pornography?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Meh. Sounds like there is already is an outrage.

It’s true

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

You think that you think, therefore you think it's true -- I think.

Tried to take a picture of the wind force right now.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Want to talk about wind? This picture was taken next to the summit of Grandfather Mountain, NC. They're bent this way because of gale force winds. To get to the summit, one needs to cross a swinging bridge.

Already getting a new windshield this morning and now my office computer won’t turn on.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Life is cruel. This has been an example.

It's still funny..

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

It's a rhetorical question. You can put your hands down.

Hurt feeling Dept.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Why are they wearing courtly wigs?

IRASCIBLE.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

That's Petunia. Her ancestors were called the "black Irish." They weren't talking about the color of their hide.

Hahahaha

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

In the political groups, there's plenty of people calling politicans, et al, Nazis with no idea what a Nazis is. When pressed, they can't define the political stance of Nazis. It's a case of anyone they don't like is a Nazi.

Technically this isn't a meme. I hope Eric will forgive me! [youtu.be]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

I could dance to that.

Good luck with that

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Okay, maybe they won't pay for it **directly** and completely . . . .

Golf clap anyone?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 12, 2019:

He also paid to have a Time "man of the year" edition framed at one of his clubs. Time never picked him for that honor.

Here you go, ladies...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Has anyone dressed up their guitar picks in going to town wear?

U.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Shameless. Does he know all the doctors in Silicon Valley weren't born in the US?

Back from NH and court today.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 12, 2019:

>Can't find any paperwork that clouds my property deed. To prove the house is in their name, they need to find the deed. Of course, it couldn't hurt to show the judge the deed that says you own the house.

Pic in comments so it doesn’t get flagged

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Get that woman a chair and towel.

I think I've seen this relationship in more detail on Unsolved Mysteries.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 12, 2019:

You think you've had strange bed fellows?

The more perverted version.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 12, 2019:

# Side story # Side show at the circus was a guy who bit off chicken heads. This was the guy called a *geek.* This information is presented to you by the more you know.

Even combining Universes, some things never change...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 12, 2019:

The blue shirts are immortal.

Me in GTA5 Online

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 12, 2019:

## The heavens be against us but their aim is off.

Ha ha Gimli you suck!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 12, 2019:

“I name you Elf-friend; and may the stars shine upon the end of your road!” ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

Next time I hear hey sexy!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Satan: your imaginary foe for your imaginary deity.

Go for it Smokey.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 12, 2019:

It's a bear's prime nature.

Add some fava beans and a nice chianti...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 12, 2019:

The sweet meats are the best parts.

Summer is coming,the shrimp ladies gonna come out!????

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Good head on her shoulders.

Post a song that instantly reminds you of high school

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 11, 2019:

*The House of the Rising Sun*

Back to NH for another court hearing tomorrow.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Hoping one the charges against her is the cost of your attorney.

My kind of wake up call.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 11, 2019:

She says "Hello, ya'all. Got a towel?"

Why is this not a thing?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 11, 2019:

One of the ironies is in Europe they have shorter hours, more vacation time and fewer work days, they have higher productivity while in America we're scared to take a day off. We crazy, mon.

In praise of women and youth and courage against far right extremists.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Followed by the Soviet Union putting her country under an iron thumb.

A Monday meme...(& DST, too!)

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Doesn't help. People don't want to go to bed early the day before DST.

Why I didn't graduate with honors.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 11, 2019:

"I love dead lines; the sound of them whissing by." -- Douglas Adams.

What’s a hobby you enjoy that a partner has never shared?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 11, 2019:

On the over night trail backpacking. Base camping at a campground and taking day hikes is something the women I've met preferred over trail backpacking where a person pitches a tent overnight a little bit off the trail in the middle of nowhere. I've yet to find a woman who wants to go over night trail backpacking. It's all short day day hikes. There was Barbara who said "Backpacking? Ja. I wait for you at hotel."

GORDIAN.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 11, 2019:

The Turkish people who **tied** the Gordian knot were attaching their ox to the cart. The main object was to tie the knot so the ends of the rope was hidden making it difficult to untie. Ask any Turk who drives an ox cart. Good luck finding that guy.

How science nerds connect. ?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 11, 2019:

A man with a bowl haircut is hopelessly out of touch with a smooth delivery.

Hey,I told you all I found a woman on this site,It made the local news.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 11, 2019:

# Who would have thunk?

I saw a sign....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 10, 2019:

They don't think these signs out so you know what to expect.

A friend mentioned an acquaintance who voted for Trump, and she expressed some animosity towards ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 10, 2019:

>I find it hard to believe that racism and misogyny are the only causes to vote for Trump There has been a long standing claim that * if we only had a businessman instead of a ** politician ** in office, we'd get what we want. * For decades, I've pointed out that politics is **not** related to business. Politics is about spending money for the general welfare and business is about screwing over the public welfare. Give a business a chance and they'll sell heron to nine year olds. Everyone on line ignored me. It's been a case of "Take my advice, nobody else does."

Have you seen my doll?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 10, 2019:

Oh. Her? Down at the gym doing crunches.

A friend mentioned an acquaintance who voted for Trump, and she expressed some animosity towards ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 10, 2019:

When I first started seeing Trump on TV, my assumption was he was an oafish clown. Want someone who is full of himself and has no clue of what's what? Bring on the clown. That's why I figured he got so much air time during his presidential campaign.

Ray and Bob MUST be real!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 10, 2019:

Longest running manufactured humor sign: "In God we trust, all others pay cash."

Inspired by fellow posters - I looked up MAD mag illustrator Don Martin.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 10, 2019:

Martin was also famous for putting "sound effects" into his cartoons.

FULCRUM.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 10, 2019:

Trying to remember who said give me a fulcrum and a place to stand and I shall move the earth. Maybe I ought to finish this espresso.

One last post, then nap. Then coffee.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Can't cut loose without my juice.

Wish they would have.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Snort. Giggle, giggle.

And both are enjoyable to read!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 9, 2019:

As a teenage the most eye opening books I read was Giovanni Boccaccio's * The Decameron * and Thomas Hardy's * The Return of the Native. * While they're both classic literature, they are **never** on a required reading list. Could it be they discuss sexual ethics?

Intermission...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 9, 2019:

She lost her guarder straps.

This girl with excellent proportions... isn't it?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 9, 2019:

Barefoot woman, hold the cheeks of tan.

I just realized that many posts I made were not accepted because Agnostic claims they did not ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 9, 2019:

The press is free only if you have one.

One can certainly hope!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 9, 2019:

It's why I'm so well read: it's my collection of voddoo lesbians.

Men...and some women...all know the struggle.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Come here, me bucko. Need I explain the **other** meaning of red wings?

Happy Friday!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Then there's Percy's point of view.

My Clearance!!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Hot dilly daks! It came with a secret decoder ring.

Bad news for Mueller, great news for Trump and Manaford.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 8, 2019:

I think he'll be sent to one of the minimum security white collar jails with the tennis courts rather than hard time in Sing Sing, just like those from the Nixon years.

Just a heads up.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Fine time to tell me. It's one of the more popular festivals in Texas. It'd take me three days of **hard** driving to get there and the hotels normally sell out.

Archimandrite A Bishop or eastern orthodox church Abbot superior in charge of administering ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Good luck in trying to slip that into conversation at the cinder block beer bar.

It took me a long time to understand what it means to forgive someone...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 8, 2019:

However satisfying stomping on their pumpkin heads might be.

Hmmmmm.... ?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Farts are shits without the mess.

Chubbyness is sexyness??? boooom!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 8, 2019:

Thick thighs make the best ear muffs.

WWYD: What Would You Do?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 7, 2019:

I want to hear from those who had the one night stand and don't want to do it again with them.

Does age matter in a relationship?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 7, 2019:

First, she's from the Philippines. About two years ago, I was floored by a gal from the Philippines who was 26 years my junior and wanted me dump my spouse. She kept writing me Facebook PMs of her undying love for me. Sometimes, she'd tie me up for two hours with those lovelorn PMs. After a point, I started doing a LOT of research on the Philippines. It was a case of what the fuck, over? This reaction is part of their **culture.** Many an elderly ex-pat from the states drops their jaws when they move to the Philippines and find out how many young women want them. Their families endorse this reaction. I kid you not. A few of the stories about love there made me drop my jaw before I started repeating the old saw "It's a WHOLE 'nother country." Some of this is because it's viewed as one way to get out of the Philippines. Age isn't the problem. They're happy with older guys. The problem is once state side it takes them a long time to get a work permit and they hate hanging around the house. Next they start missing their family and wondering why they can't get any chicken feet for the BBQ. Culture shock starts to set in. The age difference is NOT the problem. It's a totally different set of problems. Now, I've started thinking it sounds like a nice country to visit for a month or so. How I'm going to leave Petunia behind is a different problem.

Does age matter in a relationship?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 7, 2019:

# Never with an American # They're **evil** and must be stopped before they rule the world!

Pettifog verb 1.to bicker or quibble over trifles or unimportant matters.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 7, 2019:

I've heard solving problems in computer programs as "death by pettifoggery"

Many relationships just don't work out. What's a reason you've ended a relationship?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Last one said I had to get married to her, drop out my last year of college, move the to hell hole that is Atmore, AL, take a job with her son-in-law's business, join her ultra-fundamentalist church, start learning German so we could visit her relatives and stop our sex life until all those conditions were met. Goodbye Barbara! I stayed in college and got my second bachelor's degree instead. Besides, I was living in party city with the one of the world's most beautiful beaches. Rural small town Alabama, for real? Six months later I got a phone call from her. Nobody else wanted to take her out for wild, lust filled weekends. I said no. I had an affair going with a **different** younger, better educated, more racially tolerant woman. A guy can cheat on another woman for **just so long** before she changes her mind about the guy.

The real reason T-Rex had such short arms.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Instead, he raped **everything.** He'd have a cow, mon. Much more horror and panic.

What the ever-loving....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Dies are always made in pairs because one never says die.

Two things no one likes in this group.... In one link! Bibles and trump. [cbsnews.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

# When will they offer the Satanic bible equal time?

I encourage clients not to define “having sex” as intercourse, since there are so many paths to ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

We could have an epic discussion on how many kinky sex acts there are including why Lassie doesn't come home. At some point, people would start turning green.

Now, hold on just a minute, bub...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

I got thrown into Facebook jail for posting the meme below. I'm living dangerously now.

How a lot of guitar players got started.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Nashville cats, play clean as country water Nashville cats, play wild as mountain dew Nashville cats, been playin' since they's babies Nashville cats, get work before they're two Well, there's thirteen hundred and fifty two Guitar pickers in Nashville And they can pick more notes than the number of ants On a Tennessee ant hill Yeah, there's thirteen hundred and fifty two Guitar cases in Nashville And any one that unpacks 'is guitar could play Twice as better than I will

Happy Wednesday! Spring Break is next week.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Heading for South Padre Island?

Mike Mike Mike!!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Shameless plug

This sign messes with the guy giving you directions.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

# True story # Yogi Beria lived on a circular street. When you got to his street, there was a fork in the road that would return you to your original street. Therefore he'd tell people "When you get to the fork in the road, take it." Confused everyone.

I've got a cure for that.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Just sit there and drool.

Speed dating.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Guess who got laid.

Stop laughing. It might be true

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

There's no pot of gold at the end of that rainbow.

Oh nooooooo???? 8k miles away,booooom!???

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

If she wants indoors, maybe.

Just doing my bit to support single moms.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

It's the motto for those who think the feds will **never** hunt them down.

Huwawwwwww! At last,i can afford to have this!?????

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Groucho Marx explaining to his hotel staff why he can't pay them better wages: "When I came here, I didn't have a nickel. **Now** I have a nickel."

Solid truth!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Sounds like baloney.

I love casual Fridays at the office!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

# It's difficult to get good help.

Is anybody ready to pass this test?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

If you noticed the ketchup bottle you pass with honors.

According to the site this is post39,541 for me. Try doing that and being only level 5!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

# I got where I am today thanks to reverse Polish exponential notation.

Lay like this one day????

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

The problem with doing nothing is you don't know when you're finished.

Very familiar with gullible of course, not so with gull.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Snooker also refers to a type of pocket pool. One of the objectives of the game is to leave the ball in a position so the other guy can't make the required shot. This makes the other guy snarl "I've been snookered!" It's a difficult game.

Kitty isn't playing

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Cats don't come when called. They take a message and get back to you.

It's Fat Tuesday today, the last day of Mari Gras (aka the "farewell to flesh" because the next day ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Mari Gras is common along **most** cities on the coast of the Gulf of Mexico and isn't anywhere as wild as it gets in New Orleans.

Support traditional marriage.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

## Of course. That's because traditionally dad has to pay for the marriage.

Lately, I've had trouble getting the heading function to work.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 5, 2019:

If you're looking at my post and wondering why there is a pair of hash tags around the word "lately" -- figure out it's not working for me. It **used** to work.