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I'm an award winner.

daylily comments on Aug 19, 2019:

I like "Is funny sometimes maybe." It sounds so hopeful..lol

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 19, 2019:

@daylily My jokes fall flat when I tell them to the spouse, Petunia. Leaving her laughing has not been working out. Other people, tend to laugh at my jokes but I don't have to live with them. Here's some of my latest jokes: "Cauliflower! Broccoli!" he yelled. He was suffering from florets. To be or not to be. That is the equestrian.

Need to get this issue.

Robecology comments on Aug 19, 2019:

How does that rough a face get so close a shave?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 19, 2019:

Floating head electric razor.

Antifa circa 1945

bobwjr comments on Aug 19, 2019:

Normandy invasion WWII fighting Nazi Germany

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 19, 2019:

@bobwjr With those cliffs, I'm thinking Big Sur, California. Have you been to Normandy?

I'm an award winner.

daylily comments on Aug 19, 2019:

I like "Is funny sometimes maybe." It sounds so hopeful..lol

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 19, 2019:

I've yet to get a belly laugh out of Petunia. I tell her as many jokes as I can remember and e-mail her dirty jokes.

I will be camping near Grandfather Mountain.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 19, 2019:

Electricity and hot running water are wonderful things.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 19, 2019:

@Stevil Park rangers discourage feeding bears. Bears can get a little too friendly and some human food isn't good for them. It wasn't always so with an era of watching bears at the park's dump look for Frito's and junk food. Some of us dismiss that and take them fishing.

WTF and that's all!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 19, 2019:

## Or the author has a fixation that involves saying "fuck" way too often.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 19, 2019:

@Carin I'm dangerous when I'm making sense.

WTF and that's all!

Spinliesel comments on Aug 19, 2019:

A strong indication that the author does not get laid enough.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 19, 2019:

I seldom drop the F bomb. Does that mean I'm getting laid too often?

Antifa circa 1945

bobwjr comments on Aug 19, 2019:

Normandy invasion WWII fighting Nazi Germany

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 19, 2019:

Almost reasonable assumption. That could be any beach on the planet.

For the record:

ShadowAmicus comments on Aug 18, 2019:

a dog here, but applies to all animals

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 19, 2019:

@ShadowAmicus Because they carry disease, nobody intentionally eats cockroaches. I've watched too many food/cooking shows from obscure parts of the planet to be unaware that there are bugs and grubs which are considered good eats but **never** cockroaches. There is one tribe that hunts down large spiders in their fields that they roast and eat. This same tribe refuses to eat eggs because the eggs are too close to the bird's ass. Sometimes they eat bugs and grubs because that is what is available. "After three days [of starving] dog taste pretty good." -- Little Big Man.

I will be camping near Grandfather Mountain.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 19, 2019:

Electricity and hot running water are wonderful things.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 19, 2019:

@BufftonBeotch Grandfather Mountain is almost a mile high and chilly in August. Camping in the in the surrounding mountains it is always below 60F at night. It may venture into the lower 80's during the afternoon. Often it's in the 70's: great hiking weather until an afternoon rain squall arrives. I have used a solar powered hot water heater (largely a thick plastic bag that's left out in the sun with tube attachment for drain) and a cabana tent for showers. Some public campgrounds have shower stalls, a rare few with **hot** water. You can wash off old stinky but do wear shower shoes (flip flops will do) and bring that bar of soap you took from the last motel you visited. Public showers **never** provide soap. Some people resort to cat baths in camp ground rest rooms. It's been a poon's age since I spent the day at Grandfather Mountain. Along with nature lectures on raptors, they have a small zoo. Petunia gives their gift shop high marks but she was terrified at crossing their steel swinging bridge. Despite high winds near the summit, it only swings an inch or so. I crossed it. I wonder if Mildred the Bear is still there.

Good Morning All.

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 18, 2019:

There is a reason moving is expensive. Unless your furniture is expensive it is better you just sell it and replace when you get there. Keep the important papers and the sentimental stuff you love. Ditch the detritus.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 19, 2019:

@BufftonBeotch Oh, I'd be generous enough to pay the first bill at Taco Belle. 🤑🌮🌮🌯🌯 I had made the unlikely assumption, once packed she'd be traveling alone. In a previous century, I struck a deal with a guy that after he paid for a fill up on my truck, we'd take the grand tour of all the strip joints in Pensacola once a month. Along with the fill up, he'd buy me **one** drink per strip joint. That was followed by him getting a bar bill and a gasping reply of "What the &%@$ did you order?" I was likely to say something like "Just a cup of coffee and a sniffer of Grand Marnier. Grand Marnier is distinctive orange cognac liqueur created in 1880 by a group of Scottish monks to honor Bonny Prince Charles. It's imported from a Scottish monastery. When bar coffee tastes like it's been sitting around since Thursday I need something to rinse out my mouth. Good stuff, mon." Next place, I might order a zombie. Drink two and the eyes glaze over. Since I could only order **one** drink, I figured might as well get the good stuff. Clyde had no idea what I was ordering. Oh, sure I'll have a rainbow pousse-cafe. It's an incredibly difficult to make cocktail with five types of liquor in it. BTW, a pousse-cafe is not where pussy cats have their coffee. Took Clyde aka the Wonderfog three years to figure out **none** of those strippers where going to hump him. I got so used to their dance routines while sitting ringside with Clyde, I'd start to yawn. It hurt their feelings while they spun the nipple tassels in opposite directions. I am such a jaded galoot these days. At least I've had some exceptionally good booze and lurid memories of dancing girls. Likewise, the jackboots I know who'd drop everything, load up a truck and go for a cross country trip with me would be ordering surf and turf at every restaurant and leaving a trail of beer cans behind them **as long as I was paying.**

Serious question: With all the pure evil, lies, greed, cult of personality, as the list goes on and ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 18, 2019:

## That assumes biblical accounts that claimed Jesus existed are correct.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 19, 2019:

@Our_existence When I joined this group, I was hoping to learn more about presidential chicanery. It's been a minor success. Most of the time it's either macho fantasy or calling the president or his followers names. Of course it doesn't hurt to collect a few memes while passing through.

Something tells me this Match .

Dancing comments on Aug 19, 2019:

Frequently love animal monster. 😂

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 19, 2019:

During the full moon, the transitional wolf bitches get some action. 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺

Answers in Genesis . . . don't recall that chapter

Robecology comments on Aug 18, 2019:

If you're a true agnostic...it shouldn't baffle you.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 19, 2019:

@Robecology It's sobering and sad how many Americans are stuck in this naive POV. Not to me. We'un's crazy we is. When I was in 7th grade I had school dip shit pull a knife on me. Rather than let him debone me, I wrapped my jacket around my arm as a shield and took away his buck knife. Kicked his butt and went on to my next class. With students like that, I don't go to class reunions. Most of them didn't finish school. Dip shit registered a **complaint** I had his knife. I got sent to principal's office. He told me to give the knife back. I lied massively and said I threw it away. I didn't tell him I was keeping it just in case the dip ship came at me **again.** He was willing to give the guy another chance to kill me. That's when I realized what kind of turds ran the world.

Serious question: With all the pure evil, lies, greed, cult of personality, as the list goes on and ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 18, 2019:

## That assumes biblical accounts that claimed Jesus existed are correct.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 19, 2019:

@Our_existence I have a depressing and sobering faith in the effectiveness of the Secret Service to stop you from a quarter mile away. You're having a little macho fantasy for pumpkin smashing, like about half the group in here.

For the record:

ShadowAmicus comments on Aug 18, 2019:

a dog here, but applies to all animals

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 19, 2019:

@ShadowAmicus " . . . kiled and earen . . ." Uh, sure. Just passing around a bowl of cockroaches for snacks in the evening. Okay, I kill cockroaches because they are as ugly as the soul of a used car dealer. Especially the two inch long flying cockroaches. Has nothing to do with survival.

Just gonna set this here with a lot of hopeful emojis.

ArtzyNerd comments on Aug 17, 2019:

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WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 19, 2019:

@ArtzyNerd Ichiban can be a hard sale.

Good Morning All.

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 18, 2019:

There is a reason moving is expensive. Unless your furniture is expensive it is better you just sell it and replace when you get there. Keep the important papers and the sentimental stuff you love. Ditch the detritus.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 19, 2019:

@BufftonBeotch Unless you actually expect a person to pay for their own food . . . I do expect that. There are variables. On long trips I pull off the side of the road to dine at a supermarket deli for under $5 or pack a sandwich for the mid-day meal. I come from a clan with deep pockets and short arms.

Thank You Internet!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 18, 2019:

## Your buffalo chicken lacks wings. It's more believable to say buffalo chicken wings originated in Buffalo, NY as a way to provide cheap bar snacks.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 19, 2019:

@scurry Just passing on my feeling of hung down, brung down.

Pet peeve time.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 18, 2019:

Pet peeve of mine is people who only post terse vulgar replies, leaving a trail of sterotypes behind them.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 18, 2019:

@Davekp Once I tell you, they'll post a terse vulgar comment, producing a series of replies an administrator will delete.

For the record:

ShadowAmicus comments on Aug 18, 2019:

a dog here, but applies to all animals

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 18, 2019:

@scurry I'm a little loose with that self defense thing. I'll kill cockroaches just because they're here.

Just want to run this by everyone.

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2019:

right now when they only answer 3 questions before posting their first vague question, they stand out like a sore thumb, we will never get scammers to quit trying, so I'm happy when they are dumb. But making them work a little harder might discourage a few.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 18, 2019:

@glennlab Oh, dear. I'm the guy who has the two word bio: "It's me!" Most of the biographical information is members leave is a disorganized ramble. Says they're an atheist, raised by penguins, shot the spouse, living with sex crazed panda . . . . yatta, yatta.

Serious question: With all the pure evil, lies, greed, cult of personality, as the list goes on and ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 18, 2019:

## That assumes biblical accounts that claimed Jesus existed are correct.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 18, 2019:

@Our_existence I'd rather ponder the potential of a go fund me for assassins than theoretical extremes. .

For the record:

ShadowAmicus comments on Aug 18, 2019:

a dog here, but applies to all animals

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 18, 2019:

@scurry I'm perfectly willing to club anything to death that wants to eat me.

Pet peeve time.

AmiSue comments on Aug 18, 2019:

I stopped subscribing to my local newspaper because of the amount of misspelled words! Drove me bonkers.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 18, 2019:

In Milton, Florida, the local radio newscaster has a habit of reading the news, frequently peppering his show with "big word" when he can't pronounce it. If you use even the most stripped down word processor, it tells you when you have misspelled a word and gives you a suggestion how to spell it correctly. A newspaper with a ton of misspelling tells me they don't have an editor.

Trump is a cancer on our country. Does anyone know of an effective way to fight him?

TheDoubter comments on Aug 18, 2019:

tell a GOP Rep or Sen that it's time to wake up and see what is happening. if he/she is your rep tell him/her that you'll vote for the opponent -- and then do it. a politician's first order of business is to get reelected. second order of biz is to benefit self, colleagues and financial donors. ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 18, 2019:

We're last place.

Good Morning All.

BufftonBeotch comments on Aug 18, 2019:

There is a reason moving is expensive. Unless your furniture is expensive it is better you just sell it and replace when you get there. Keep the important papers and the sentimental stuff you love. Ditch the detritus.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 18, 2019:

@BufftonBeotch For 4 days of what I would consider the least time that is humanly tolerable of NY to AZ how much do you think hotel and food will be? Depends on what level of comfort you're aiming at. Pitching a tent and groceries gets it around $20 or less per day. How much gruel can you stand? A reasonably sane person would shoot for under $120 a day for a no tell motel and hot meals $20 a day. That means four hotel days ($480), four hot meals ($80) for a total of $560. Assuming you drive a 10 ton truck around 15 miles per gal, 500 miles a day at $2.50 a gallon (here it's $2.12 a gallon), you'd be spending $166 a day on just gasoline, or a total of $664 for four days. So a comfortable moving trip from ya to thar will hit her for total (food, $40; lodging, $480 and gasoline,$664) of about $1,200. I'm not including loading/unloading costs. Serious saving with a tent. ;-) Don't forget to visit my site "Camping for adults in Dixie (no children) Group" for more details on the el cheapo option.

Never Trump ex-Republican: Why I'll vote for almost any 2020 Democrat

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

## Watch like minded voters stay home and we'll get chaos in 2020.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 18, 2019:

@LucyLoohoo My little pony is called Big Mac. 😈🤠🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍟🍟🍔🍔🍔

Serious question: With all the pure evil, lies, greed, cult of personality, as the list goes on and ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 18, 2019:

## That assumes biblical accounts that claimed Jesus existed are correct.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 18, 2019:

@Our_existence What the hecky durn is "love and goodness"? Nail it down to the floor for me.

Dating?

AnneWimsey comments on Aug 18, 2019:

You gotta kiss alot of frogs before you find your princess......

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 18, 2019:

Do hoppy toads leave warts?

Dating?

Apunzelle comments on Aug 18, 2019:

Online dating is the bane of this century.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 18, 2019:

Wasn't all that wonderful in the previous century. I remember signing on a dating site only to find mostly **fake** profiles or profiles that had been abandoned. Repeating themes included a desire to travel, "fiscal stable" and walking on the beach. Looking at the profiles in here, that's no longer common. Like today, they were almost all too far away to date. Gals I did find told me most of the selfies were guys in skimpy swim suits and were painfully blount (want to fuck?). That's no longer the rule in here.

Toilets designed to to attack users.

DenoPenno comments on Aug 18, 2019:

My Gawd! Now people are scared shitless that someone might have sex inside a toilet. Who thinks these things up? Can't they find something else to do?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 18, 2019:

The mind reels. I've yet to stagger into a public toilet and hear someone having sex in the next stall. Golly Wally, how horny are those Welsh? Gee, fuckers get thee behind a bush and hump mightily. It sounds like somebody needed to pad the budget a little.

You had one job ...

Haemish1 comments on Aug 17, 2019:

I’m cracking up here- and it’s not just the gin!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 18, 2019:

@Haemish1 location, location, location . . . .

Never Trump ex-Republican: Why I'll vote for almost any 2020 Democrat

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

## Watch like minded voters stay home and we'll get chaos in 2020.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 18, 2019:

@LucyLoohoo To be a curmudgeon, you'd have to be an old cranky man. T'ain't worth the sex change and arthritic joints.

Just gonna set this here with a lot of hopeful emojis.

ArtzyNerd comments on Aug 17, 2019:

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WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 18, 2019:

@ArtzyNerd I had the cook's tour of the local farmer's market Saturday. The locals often surprise me with things not commonly found at the supermarket. This time they had baking figs, Thai basil and purple frilled basil. I also bought some sweet grape varieties I'd never seen before while Petunia ran amuck buying banana peppers, honey crisp apples and turned her nose up at the Japanese eggplants (Ichiban) I bought. Homemade pesto awaits!

You had one job ...

Haemish1 comments on Aug 17, 2019:

I’m cracking up here- and it’s not just the gin!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 18, 2019:

Didn't offer me any gin? Sounds like an Italian university: what's a-matter you?

Getting ready for a singles group party tonight.

Haemish1 comments on Aug 17, 2019:

You know the old maxim - red and yellow catch a fellow :)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 18, 2019:

@Cabsmom What's she's referring to is coral snake identification. "The coral snake rhyme varies from person to person, but the general premise is the same: Red touch black, safe for Jack. Red touches yellow, kills a fellow. The coral snake will have bands of red touching smaller bands of yellow." Source: http://www.wildlife-removal.com/snakecolorrhyme.html Then there's Free Wheeling Franklin pill identification, "Red touches yellow, feel mellow; red touches black, stay up all night."

Trump Just Sealed Soybean Farmers’ Fate [forbes.

bobwjr comments on Aug 17, 2019:

If they are smart will kick his ass out

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 17, 2019:

Mighty big "If" there fellah.

Do you believe

Our_existence comments on Aug 17, 2019:

I have a sudden urge to take a wicked piss

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 17, 2019:

Don't piss on the floor. Be hero and piss on the ceiling.

Just gonna set this here with a lot of hopeful emojis.

ArtzyNerd comments on Aug 17, 2019:

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WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 17, 2019:

Don't get confused. I just want you for your cooking. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤💔❣️💕💞💓💖💝

Has GPS ever done you wrong?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

## My last GPS was 98% accurate. It'd always get me *within* a block of where I wanted to go and try to take me *two miles* past my home. Now we have **three** GPS devices and Petunia wants to argue with **all** of them. I defer all navigation to her and we gotten as far as 20 miles off course ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 17, 2019:

@BBJong Also PETUNIA is a distraction ,huh ,,,sweet wonderful loving distraction, huh I'm not sure about the "sweet" part. She calls me "mean old man" and I call her "grumpy old woman."

Platitude - a remark or statement, especially one with a moral content, that has been used too often...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 16, 2019:

I wonder if "Grinning like mule eating briars" qualifies. There are platitudes one hears **only** in Dixie, i.e. "meaner than a skillet full of snakes." There must be a word that defines "rat cheer." You never heard of "rat cheer"? It's not there, it's rat cheer. ;-)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 17, 2019:

@altschmerz Be still my acid tongue.

Makes sense.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 16, 2019:

"D" is a name?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 17, 2019:

@EyesThatSmile Yep. We just don't talk enough about sex with the hip people to know any better. Less talk, more action doesn't get me off the hook.

Onomatopoeia The word onomatopoeia comes from the combination of two Greek words, onoma meaning ...

HippieChick58 comments on Aug 16, 2019:

I love that word!! It is so fun to say.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 17, 2019:

As a raunchy teenager I thought it meant something unspeakably perverted.

maya (Hindu) false or illusory reality Not associated with the American term "mayo" or ...

Marionville comments on Aug 16, 2019:

Is it used in the English language...quite a few have been incorporated into English...not sure I’ve heard this one though.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 17, 2019:

@LenHazell53 During its five year run, it won a few BMI TV and Film awards, a couple of Golden Globe awards, a People's Choice Award and a couple of TV Guide awards, Let's not count all the nominations. Critics, what do they know? On the other hand, Cosmos with Neil Degrass Tyson -- one season wonder, 30 years of Simpsons. Abandon all hope guessing what the public wants.

Absolutely not.

RobertMartin comments on Aug 16, 2019:

Skyline Chili apparently missed that double entendre.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 17, 2019:

Or they're kinkier than thou.

I love my cats...

SiouxcitySue comments on Aug 17, 2019:

Gimme that 20, I'm on my way to the dog store.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 17, 2019:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Cats instantly know what a litter box is. What gets them in trouble is confusing that with a freshly planted garden at the neighbors.

maya (Hindu) false or illusory reality Not associated with the American term "mayo" or ...

Marionville comments on Aug 16, 2019:

Is it used in the English language...quite a few have been incorporated into English...not sure I’ve heard this one though.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 16, 2019:

@LenHazell53 >old English the creature of nightmare to which they give their name. Nightmare is right. Old English sounds too much like German to make much sense. A person needs some translation to get though: "He conquered al the regne of Femenye, That whylom was y-cleped Scithia; And weddede the quene Ipolita, And broghte hir hoom with him in his contree With muchel glorie and greet solempnitee, And eek hir yonge suster Emelye. And thus with victorie and with melodye Lete I this noble duk to Athenes ryde, And al his hoost, in armes, him bisyde." The knight's tale, Canterbury Tales. Let us now sing songs praising Spark's Notes.

Makes sense.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 16, 2019:

"D" is a name?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 16, 2019:

@Tomfoolery33 Phew. Glad it isn't a sexual rating system.

maya (Hindu) false or illusory reality Not associated with the American term "mayo" or ...

Marionville comments on Aug 16, 2019:

Is it used in the English language...quite a few have been incorporated into English...not sure I’ve heard this one though.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 16, 2019:

@Marionville Both karma and dharma are in English dictionaries. Karma is more commonly used than dharma, except for a guy named Greg. (There was a TV show called Dharma and Greg).

Never Trump ex-Republican: Why I'll vote for almost any 2020 Democrat

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

## Watch like minded voters stay home and we'll get chaos in 2020.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 16, 2019:

@LucyLoohoo You are a mislead idealist and I'm a curmudgeon.

maya (Hindu) false or illusory reality Not associated with the American term "mayo" or ...

Marionville comments on Aug 16, 2019:

Is it used in the English language...quite a few have been incorporated into English...not sure I’ve heard this one though.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 16, 2019:

@Marionville I think we need to think about sticking to words that we actually can use in everyday parlance If we do, they won't be "uncommon words." As long as you've got "Rentier (ran tya) French: a person who lives from their investments or assets" you'll need to find someone who speaks French. If you're discussing Far East philosophical concepts, you'll be speaking Hindu soon enough. Don't you ever pop off to the pub and discuss karma and dharma? Woo hoo! You never heard of dharma? Must be an uncommon word.

Has GPS ever done you wrong?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

## My last GPS was 98% accurate. It'd always get me *within* a block of where I wanted to go and try to take me *two miles* past my home. Now we have **three** GPS devices and Petunia wants to argue with **all** of them. I defer all navigation to her and we gotten as far as 20 miles off course ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 16, 2019:

@CarolinaGirl60 People change. That's why I think marriage ought to be a two year renewable contract. My shortage of people who follow me explains why it hasn't happened.

It was wrong back then too

altschmerz comments on Aug 16, 2019:

I think it was commonplace in that day and age. Doesn't make it right though.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 16, 2019:

Meh. For most of humanity an "early" death was a given. If you made it to 30, you were an old man. Sanitation wasn't known. Considering a high death rate, you got get the family going early and kill off a few women in child birth. Waiting until she was 18 wasn't practical. She might not live that long.

maya (Hindu) false or illusory reality Not associated with the American term "mayo" or ...

Marionville comments on Aug 16, 2019:

Is it used in the English language...quite a few have been incorporated into English...not sure I’ve heard this one though.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 16, 2019:

Does it matter? In here I've seen Celtic and French words defined. Might as well add Hindu. Swahili could be next. Besides is there a word for this in English?

Now everybody break down and welcome Avocet to the group.

RoyMillar comments on Aug 16, 2019:

Welcome. If the sign was double sided. You may not be on the rocks now :-)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 16, 2019:

Let's give Avocet bourbon on the rocks and see what happens.

National Conspirer Headlines!

zeuser comments on Aug 16, 2019:

These would sell out in Alabama.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 16, 2019:

About two years ago you couldn't keep them on the shelf in South Carolina. The SC native I married says every time SC comes up in the national news, she cringes. BTW, she's a democrat.

This sums up my bewilderment at the 38% pretty nicely...

Mofo1953 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

Trumpers are inbred morons, that's why.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 16, 2019:

@Mofo1953 >you still with this crap? You don't know? You got to ask? Sounds like the genius boy hit town. >Now bugger off! Yea, like I take orders from the likes of you. >Trumpers are inbred morons, that's why. Oh, sure. You looked at everyone's family tree that voted for Trump and made them take an IQ tests so you could date yourself with outdated terms. Additionally you imply all inbred people are morons. If you look at European royalty as well as other royal family, there's a whole lot of inbreeding going on. If you talk to horse breeders, most of their horses are inbred. You pawning yourself off as a bright guy next?

NOISOME.

AnonySchmoose comments on Aug 16, 2019:

The American president committed a noisome act by lying to Netanyahu that two Congresswomen hate Israel and Jews.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 16, 2019:

@AnonySchmoose Is there guts'n'gore in your dreams?

I have heard this term used " He's/She's a tool" I think that it is ment as a derogatory statement.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 16, 2019:

A tool is only used when the owner needs it. The rest of the time it's ignored. I've yet to see anyone taking a set of box wrenches out for dinner. Now your everyday set of wrenches -- I've done that. One time, I took three to a drive in and had one guy try to put the moves on them.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 16, 2019:

@Boxdoc Some of us have gotten hammered by drinking screw drivers.

Platitude - a remark or statement, especially one with a moral content, that has been used too often...

Hathacat comments on Aug 15, 2019:

"Out thoughts and prayers are with you!"

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 16, 2019:

Out thought! Out dam thought! It's a typo that was getting a little gay.

Six of one half dozen of the other

Mofo1953 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

Fuck them bitches!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 16, 2019:

@mcgeo52 I said I wanted Mofo to do it. I'm not fond of him so I didn't mention the condoms but I did mention the denture grip for lube. Think he noticed the hidden hostility?

I trust U all are sitting down.

Our_existence comments on Aug 15, 2019:

Seriously? This is a joke, isn't it?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 16, 2019:

Harry Truman tried to do it first. The Danes wouldn't sell it to him either. There was an attempt to buy it in the 19th century as well. Thar be industrial weirdness afoot.

Has GPS ever done you wrong?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

## My last GPS was 98% accurate. It'd always get me *within* a block of where I wanted to go and try to take me *two miles* past my home. Now we have **three** GPS devices and Petunia wants to argue with **all** of them. I defer all navigation to her and we gotten as far as 20 miles off course ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 16, 2019:

@CarolinaGirl60 How many eons ago was that?

NOISOME.

AnonySchmoose comments on Aug 16, 2019:

The American president committed a noisome act by lying to Netanyahu that two Congresswomen hate Israel and Jews.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 16, 2019:

@AnonySchmoose I'd be happier if he was out of office. "Out of commission" suggest assassination. I've can't get an answer about is it legal to start a go fund me page for the legal defense for his **future** assassin. Step right up! Your lawyers fees have been paid. Would that be an accessory before the fact?

This sums up my bewilderment at the 38% pretty nicely...

Mofo1953 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

Trumpers are inbred morons, that's why.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Aug 16, 2019:

@MrLink he only figure here is my use of 38% . . . Mofo says refers to it, saying that **all** 38% of Trump voters are inbred morons. The actual number of Trump supporters vary but never exceeding 50 percent. He seems to like that phrase "inbred morons" so much he refuses to mention the cut off point where the morons aren't inbred. He won't say where the cut off for IQs on morons is either. He's our moron expert. Does he seek them out and trace their family tree? I'm putting on the hip boots because the bullshit level is rising.

Never Trump ex-Republican: Why I'll vote for almost any 2020 Democrat

WonderWartHog99 comments on Aug 15, 2019:

## Watch like minded voters stay home and we'll get chaos in 2020.