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I promise.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

One drink the size of a bath tub.

Good Morning the Harley guy. I love riding on Harleys. Anyone else? Have a great day all.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

You're not talking about guy named Harley? Had to pull my mind out of the gutter there. I used to ride motorcycles but they require too much upkeep for me and largely, they're a fair weather way to get around. With a motorcycle, if it's snowing you're not going. Here in my corner of the world they're popular in the summer when cyclists head to the mountains to do lots of leaning into the hairpin curves.

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WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Nope. There is too much global diversity to even consider it.

Want to get booted (En masse kiddies?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

"Sexy pics" is mostly pictures of fully dressed women and pin up pictures from the 1950's - 1940's when showing a woman's nipple was the post office excuse to refuse to carry a publication. It's past time for me to delete that group.

Mmmuuummbbllleele

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

I call per-coffee awaking as operating with lizard brains. After a hot mug of espresso, the gray matter shifts into mammal brain function.

MASHIE.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Number seven iron is called a mashie-niblick. Sounds like something a deranged cannibal would do. After 'ya smash 'em up, nibble and lick on 'em. There are plenty of retired terms for the different types of clubs. (They were retired in 1930 by way of the Spalding Sporting Goods Company, which gave clubs numbers instead). For a list of "what the fuck over" terms, see my source below which also says "Then there’s the terminology, which often only makes things even more baffling. This is, after all, the only sport in which you can score an albatross on a dogleg in a game of scotch foursomes."

WYD (What you doing) after smoking this.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

If I inhaled anywhere near any of these examples, I'd be drooling on the sofa too wrecked to change channels even if I was watching the Teletubbies.

Sometimes?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Key word "sometimes." I need unlimited travel funds to meet people on line. If the electric company cuts me off for good, I can promise you I won't hear from those on line again. Therefore if I consider a person exceptionally worth meeting, I get their street address and phone number in case I want to visit them. Until the magic money fairy shows up, I'll send them postcards or give them a voice call once in a while. Petunia complains when the few that do stay in touch either call or send me snail mail. She doesn't want even 1% of you people darkening my doorstep. To her, you're all scallywags and reprobates. Doubly so if you are from outside of Dixie. Once I was invited to a three day party in Ohio, food and lodging included at at B&B. It took me three months to convince her we ought to go. Had a wonderful time. Out of the thousands of people I've met on line, less than 1% have tried to stay in touch with me off line. Most of them I don't even know their real name. Ask yourself: how many times has someone told you their phone number, their real name and street address? Does it outnumber the ones you know on line? Been invited to parties hundreds of miles away? Otherwise, social media is a no show party where i don't have to clean up afterwards.

Roy, the Atheist shares his hidden talents.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

I **used** to love Halloween. Here in my town the fundamentalists want it to be a church affair. They have kids going from trunk to trunk at the church, calling it "trunk or treat." As a result I rarely see the neighborhood kids showing up at my front door, no matter how much I decorate. Despite the spelling there is no fun in fundamentalism.

What does "Blocked" look like?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

The last time I blocked someone, he had been released from the loonie bin. He is schizo and off his meds. As a result my timeline went from glowing flattery to paranoid curses and threats of violent behavior. One my friends, a married Swedish woman, said he was trying to have an affair with him, despite her status.She is happily married to an award winning Swedish army marksman. If you wanted to find the best shot in the Swedish army, he's your guy. Meh. The crazy guy lives on welfare in New South Wales. He isn't going to show up in South Carolina and he isn't going to show up in Sweden. If he shows up in Sweden, he'll be shot from two miles away. If you're freaking violent and crazy, I'll block you for sure, for sure. I won't be telling you WHY.

Quick status report: I've been on agnostic.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Write five billion words. Get a t-shirt.

Good morning all.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

>... Didn't see the end though... She marries her other brother. Egypt becomes a Roman puppet state. She sits on her asp. (Historians say that's a state issued mythology). Coins of the era, show her as a hooked nose ugly muggly. The real story is her witty personality saved the day for her.

You have to be of age for this joke...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

I try not to think of all the technologies I've out lived. A person becomes elderly once they've said "I remember when . . . "

Trumps Nazis

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Arrest is too good for him.

Here is another article from a mental health expert providing analysis of Trump's behavior.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Will that be the next edition of Forbes our idiot in chief will want to be spanked with?

As the owner of a Little Free Library very close to some of the communities that were “gifted” ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Freedom of speech includes freedom to offend.

Who's up for a dare?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Take a fist full for the day when one's bowels are blocked.

I'm an avid hiker and was disgusted to hear Trump's attempt to take control of the The Appalachian ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

See: https://www.nrdc.org/onearth/week-108-who-put-appalachian-trail-way-atlantic-coast-pipeline

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WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

The tale is underlines Trump's efforts to prop up the failing coal industry because a coal baron donated a $1 million to his presidential campaign. Coal based fuel plants are closing because other sources of energy are cheaper than coal. By shifting which government agency controls the trail, Trump's buddies can tear up a section of it.

Some have heard the word.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Sober is so vastly over rated.

It's a national emergency! Everyone okay?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Trump's national emergency is he's in office.

Adventures in Job Seeking: Yesterday I drove deep into the suburban Eastside for an interview ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

>And that inevitable question, "What kind of salary are you looking for?" don't think there's ever a good answer to this question. Here's a good answer: "You **should** know in this industry, the going rate is . . . anything less is an insult. What 'ya got?" There's plenty of idiots waiting to insult you. Move on and don't trip on the carpet on the way out. For shits, grins and giggles tell them you'll send them a bill for making you wait an hour using the old saw "My time, your money." Follow it through small claims court.

Keep 'em baffled.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

"Make peace once in awhile. It'll confuse them." -- one of the Fringie ROA's.

Going fishing at the pond.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Charles Dickinson said if you pay a pound more than your income, you will be unhappy; a pound less than your income, you'll be happy.

Unless you're Boris Badenov.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Boris is #1 no good nick.

I need a chin strap for my crown.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Makes me want a pina colada.

I think there are at least three things that can change a person for the worst if they aren't ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Hanging out at the biker bar after driving up on a moped.

It Is Saturday, do your wash !

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

I will do the traditional thing. It's chilly and cold outside, giving me an excuse to run the clothes dryer. Besides, it's time to change the blanket on the bed. What's the day for running the oven?

I'm so tired of being accused of "splitting the vote".

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Bring back the monarchy!

A few memes

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

The clown troop rules.

So, tomorrow is my birthday and today my facebook posting priveledges got revoked for three days ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Dam the Facebook police! Full speed ahead and party hardy.

Any Texans here?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Used to live in Texas. Could use an excuse to visit. What are the details about what those places are like?

The last couple days, the hoarfrost has been awe inspiring in my neighborhood.