I don't have to imagine this, do I?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Because I follow publications from abroad via the Drudge Report's hyperlinks, I have serious doubts there is a way to censor the news. Many things are simply not reported by western media because it doesn't affect the west. When I was in 7th grade, the teacher asked us to list world leaders. I got blank stares from my classmates when I mentioned the King of Jordan. At the time (get out the Way Back Machine Mr. Peabody) he was working on peace in the Middle East. The local newspaper and the 30 minute TV broadcasts never mentioned him. Given a chance can any of you guys name the current president of Chad and why he went to Israel? Frankly, I'm impressed when I mention Chad and nobody says "Where the fuck is that?" Disclaimer: I don't read Matt Drudge. I just follow his hyperlinks to other publications.

We are greeted by sights of islands appearing through low hanging clouds.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

>If you see WonderWartHog99's joke at the very end of the photos, I honestly don't know how it got there. You don't know? (Slams large meaty paw on his desk). What kind of excuse is THAT?

Some eye candy... Men... Don't be jealous. ... Haha

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Not jealous. Not interested. I suffer from a bad case of terminal heterosexuality.

CNN was doing a news piece on 45 and geography.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Tiny nit: it's spelled adderall. According to Apprentice guest Tom Arnold, 45 was snorting it on the set. Other sources agree with Tom (See: https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/gop-strategist-rick-wilson-tells-cnn-that-donald-trump-spends-his-mornings-hoovering-up-adderall) Addiction to speed explains too much about Trump's rages and his sniffling during his last oval office address.

My shirt won't stay put!!!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

In a previous century, I took a date to Hooters. Jean loved Hooters so much she wanted one of their half t-shirts like the one in the meme. (I don't think Hooters sells half t-shirts any longer). Weeks went by without her wearing it. Months later, she put it on and I took her to a party. She sat down on a sofa and draped her arms over the top of the sofa. Boobs feel right out the bottom of her shirt. Nobody mentioned it for the next 30 minutes, nipples dangling in the breeze. Ah, the jaded masses had assembled.

We are greeted by sights of islands appearing through low hanging clouds.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Now that's **high adventure!** One of the things that amazed me is the sea floor of the straights narrows into relative shallows for a funnel shape causing the towering waves. The rotation of the earth causes the entire Pacific Ocean through those straights. Not all ships successfully make that passage. BTW, I host site on high adventure, Camping for adults in Dixie (no children). Bears and deer ticks, oh my! I like to give practical advice like bring a hiking staff to nudge the rattlesnakes off the trail.

One running gag on the Smurfs is when they're hiking.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 14, 2019:

In the meme above, notice the guy with the bare shins. That's the guy who'll end the day with ton of chigger and tick bites.

[alternet.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 13, 2019:

> Don't wars have to be approved by Congress? Congress approves a war's funding. That's what ultimately got us out of Vietnam. Head of the military can send in the troops <singing from Wizard of Oz> because, because, because of all the wonderful things he does.

For all of you snowed in like us, this should cheer you up.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 13, 2019:

I shouldn't want her head to get cold

Please vote and/or comment what kinds of pics you would like to see in the immediate future here in ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 13, 2019:

A six foot tall woman with a 1.5 bust to waist ratio between the ages of 18.5 to 22 years old who can tell me what the do wa in do wa diddy means. Leon Redbone and I want to know the answer to this ponderous question. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oevAnuzMUMg

There is an old motto "If the van is a rocking, don't come knocking.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Now for the evil double points and half the fun.

The Gofundme for the wall is being stopped and all donations refunded. [nbc4i.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 13, 2019:

On the other extreme, I wonder what happened to the go fund me project to buy ladders for the wall. What next, mining school for caravans?

Here's my princess...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Hot buckets of fudge! Somebody stole the under dressed woman this group deserves?

Just because I've collected too many Trump memes . . .

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 12, 2019:

When I started collected Trump memes I thought I'd find an end to them.

Slidell Louisiana here. Just wanted to stop in and say hello. Have a wonderful and awesome Saturday!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Nowhere near Slidell, La, here. When New Orleans hotels/motels jack up their prices for conventions and special events, Slidell is where I spend the night.

Have a cow, mon.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 12, 2019:

This meme is endorsed by the Not Me movement.

So there we were, camping on terribly romantic Hurricane Lake in Alabama when the hog noises of the ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 12, 2019:

All things considered, it was one of the most practical things I did because for reasons I don’t want to know, she came back with raw meat in a plastic grocery bag. There was bacon, pork chops, two cleaned big mouth bass and two steaks. “They said their ice melted,” she explained. “They didn’t want the meat to spoil.” I don’t know if she meant she didn’t want their meat to spoil or they were just throwing meat at the swamp monster from Till-a-Whirl. There are things I don’t want to know. By the next morning, we had the campground to ourselves. I cooked a huge all meat breakfast while swamp monster slept in to almost noon. I was tempted to go into town and pick up a few dozen cases of beer just to see what else they’d throw at swamp monster if I stayed another night.

He found it.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 12, 2019:

So finger licking good it's the whole hand.

Scavenger hunt this week! Pics of princesses!! Or princes!! Come on people, show me what you ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 12, 2019:

One wonders how she fits in.

I am sure she is someone's "Princess"...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 12, 2019:

The sexist cried out "I'll have lean meat, side order of bouncing boob."

Summer in Dixie is brutally hot with steaming humidity.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 12, 2019:

I should have said it's the SECOND highest mountain on the parkway. Mt. Mitchell is higher (6,684 feet). Mt. Mitchel campsites is a short hike from the parking lot (see video). Typically gals who want to camp, want a ton of camping gear and don't want to carry it up the side of the mountain. (Mt. Pigsah campsites are mostly just a few feet from the parking spot). Mt. Mitchel park has about a half dozen campsites meaning the crowd will get there before I do. On the plus side, one can almost drive to the summit and the park has a restaurant with a view. I've never camped there. The closer one is to the mountain top, the closer one is to the jet stream and sleepless nights. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFuJvPed3X0

[motherjones.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Mother Jones story is Muller doesn't have to give details. His report could use three words: "Lock him up!"

Stephen King missed the mark ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Is this meme presidential abuse?

Rare campaign ad for trump... [youtube.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 12, 2019:

As Aladdin's gene said as he put a garnish on the pig's dinner, "Appearances are everything."

[washingtonpress.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

What kind of problems would they have if they quit their job and didn't show up? I'm none to sure "forced" is the proper word. As long as you can walk off the job without being charged with treason (such as military personnel), you're not being "forced" to work.

It IS kinda funny. Wonder who they'll hate next?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

But . . . but . . . I wanted a taco truck on every corner.

So about that proposed agnosticstock?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 9, 2019:

What's the "stock" in agnosticsock? So far, I haven't heard of anyone anywhere on this social media who WANTS a get together badly enough to organize one. I've only been in this social media for a few weeks. I don't yet know of enough people to invite who MIGHT show up. Often people use social media to AVOID meeting people in person. My master plan is once I get enough people living close enough to camp grounds in Dixie, I can work on getting a group reservation for a dozen or so people. This could easily take months to make enough friends on line to draw a small get together.

Over the top sarcasm copied from Facebook.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 9, 2019:

>I believe those who don't think like me should not have a voice in society. I keep running in that every time I post something some snowflake can't stand. They will kick me out of the group rarely bothering to get a valid reason, if they even give a reason. The press is free when you own one.

They are starting a new bowling league here...anyone interested in joining?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Does she have her toes in the hand grips in the bowling ball?

And - in other news.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

I wonder if she'll be doing that at the coin laundry.

[motherjones.com] 6 Immigration Lies Trump Will Probably Use in Tonight's Oval Office Speech

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

I wish they had a sub caption feed that cues us in every time he tells a whooper.

Another pretty woman.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Somebody at Victoria's Secret made the big bucks selling that outfit. I got a grudge against them. I used to have buxom women that would drag me into Victoria's Secret, claiming they wanted to buy me an outfit. Instead, they wanted me to buy them a lacy bra at jaw dropping prices. That in itself wouldn't have been so bad if the clerks didn't say "You? Again? How many women do you know?" Time for me to use my favorite swizzle stick.

Just once I want to work in an environment that isn't bogged down with religious imagery and/or ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

I've learned at work NEVER say: "I don't follow a book written by ignorant barbarians who didn't know where the sun went when it got dark. Ah's a heathen ah is." If I say anything except PRAISE JESUS, they'll find an excuse to fire me. I'd go to church with you but my ox aways falls in a ditch on Sunday. Show up wearing a pentagram instead of a cross is another way to collect unemployment insurance.

I would have paid because it's just the way I was raised but the younger generation has a good ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

It's been difficult to forget the time I asked a gal out for dinner and she demanded sex first, dinner later. Afterwards, I didn't care WHAT she ordered.

Hi! I'm from Loxley, near Mobile!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Will you be going to the nearby Mobile Mari Gras? I've tried to talk my insignificant and temporary spouse into going. She thinks there will be wild drunken naked guys EVERYWHERE. On the other hand (where there is five fingers and a thumb), I used to go when I lived in Pensacola, FL. To me it was way too family friendly. Never saw a wild drunken naked guy. Did learn the chant "Bubba wanta moon pie, moon pie, moon pie pie."

Hey there all y'all.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Know any good Thai restaurants?

Bedside stories!!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Pass out the libations!

The Smokey Mountains National Forest’s main highway crosses from North Carolina to Tennessee by a ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Because most of the people visiting the park show up near and around weekends, the best time to visit the part is Monday when the park has the least amount of visitors. Typically a Monday crossing gets a visitor through about 45 minutes to an hour. Saturday during peak season can take up to two to three hours. Major deal: most of the restrooms on the main route are at opposite ends of the park. Major exception: the fearsome seven mile drive to Clingman’s Dome from the middle of main route. It’s always fun to see terror stricken children, scratching at the car window, their bladders nearly bursting and listen to the fabled whine: “Are we there yet?”

I enjoy collecting Jack Chick comics.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 6, 2019:

When I find a Jack Chick booklet left in the men's room, it's tempting to toss it in the urinal. It isn't going to convert anyone although it may re-enforce the beliefs of the choir. Locally I keep seeing one word signs like "repent" but I don't want to thing what that is supposed to do. Make the poster feel smug?

What you lookin' at?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Offer apply the sunscreen.

NOT Batgirl! She's grown up. This is Batwoman. Great paint job!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Love the shine paint job on the crotch and chest but they were running out of paint on the elbows and hands. Am I the only one looking at the elbows? The jaded have spoken!

Hi guys i’m gracie i live in yemen and i like to watch netflix, pet all 6 of my cats, and question...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Questioning religious beliefs in Yeman sounds like living dangerously.

I thought about updating the intro photo with one from some random post here.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Live dangerously. Post anyway.

Happy Saturday all!!!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Thanks. I'm waiting on the insignificant other so we call run off to Helen, GA. It's on the Georgia wine trail that winds through the north Georgia mountains. Helen hotels a hot tub is standard. In town they half a half a dozen wineries with sampling rooms.

Who wants to go camping this weekend with me?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Strangely enough, I've written an adult book about camping in Dixie. Research has lead me to buy the largest tents I can find locally. Current one is 20x10x8. The tent bag boasts it sleeps 12. For impractical reasons I never take more than two women. I'd give you the details but the book runs 120 pages. No illustrations. Additionally, I bring a cabana tent with solar powered hot water shower and a screen tent so we can feast without bitting bugs.

Sometimes I wake up in the morning feeling like this... Anyone else?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 5, 2019:

:Not me. I don't wear blue jeans to bed. However I have awakened to hot horny women in need. Somewhere there is someone who is saying "Women? Plural?" No, if I did that, it'd be all night fights for who gets the blanket. At first it sounds like a good idea. Remember sex is one thing but sleep is personal.

Kyrsten Sinema makes history as first bisexual sworn into American Congress. [yahoo.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 4, 2019:

I'm more interested in a politician's politics that what they go to bed with. Standard restrictions apply: legally consenting nonsense stuff. I am waiting for the congress person that admits to humping their sheep dog.

Hottie or naughtie?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 4, 2019:

Gloves?

Patty Cake, Patty Cake...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 4, 2019:

I'd get her a towel. Bottomless women don't need to stick to the furniture -- especially chairs with plastic seats.

Strawberry Shortcake, all grown up?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 4, 2019:

All the women I've been sexually intimate with tell me they hate corset belts because they are irritating to wear.

It's on the tip of my tongue....

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 4, 2019:

She will wind up getting a mouthful of hair.

[msn.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 4, 2019:

I've often wondered if it would be illegal to start a legal defense fund for anyone who would shoot Trump.

I'm trying to join this group, but nothing happens when I click on "join group."

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 3, 2019:

You have to up your newbie level to a two or greater to groups. Once you hit four, you can start making groups.

Howdy all! i'm in the upstate of sc.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 3, 2019:

I'm in the "golden corner" of upstate SC. More specifically, the dreaded half horse (not the end that eats) Seneca, SC.

Hi all, who has voted in the elections this month?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 3, 2019:

There's elections in January?

Are we damn yankees allowed in here?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 3, 2019:

I moved from Florida to South Carolina back in 2003. Let me tell you, clearing customs was a pain.

I would like to get in touch with agnostic people because it changes the view on the world and ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 2, 2019:

I'd invite you to drop on by for cocktails and a nosh. What's a drink without a nosh? First major problem, I'm in the wrong hemisphere for you to drop by. Second major problem, mankind has a long standing grudge for those who question their religious beliefs.

You know you're getting old when you see 45 and think that's too young. Lol

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 2, 2019:

You know you have gotten old when you start using the phrase "I remember when."

Boo hoo, I tried, really I did.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 2, 2019:

It's difficult for me to forget Barbara dumped a week prior to New Year's Eve. I was going to party because it was 1999 going into 2000. There were no fall back plans when I got dumped by e-mail. I was so depressed I stayed home for New Year's Eve. Barbara didn't want much to continue our affair. All I had to do was convert to fundamentalist Christianity, drop out of college and move to a small southern Alabama town (Atmore). She was worried what people would think if I kept up overnight visits. Six months later she was feeling lonesome and horny. She contacted me and said she was willing to reconsider. I was having another affair with younger woman. Petunia wants to stay home on New Year's Eve. Saves some bucks but I want to go out and party. Meh. Not winning on the party front.

My whole life just passed before my eyes… And it was so boring I got up and walked out.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 2, 2019:

Now that you've walked out, where are you? Now for something completely different.

One of the things I've always noticed about the bible belt is they have a grudge against "book ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 1, 2019:

When it's constant errors in spelling and grammar, it's not typos and failure to proof read. I often marvel at how often people who use ESL, use more correct English than my countrymen. The Bible Belt has the poorest preforming schools in the US. It's not a fluke that where I live, South Carolina, has a law forbidding atheists to run for public office. Atheists have higher levels of education than the general population. Moi? Two bachelor's degrees and enough diplomas to choke a goat.

What is the best way to excuse a Johova Witness from your front door?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 1, 2019:

Despite the winged terracotta temple dog on my doorstep, they're slow to take a hint.

People reach out at Christmas with greetings and gifts. Did you get any annoying greetings?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 31, 2018:

I got a Christmas card that annoyed my fundamentalist Southern Baptist father-in-law, Roy. I had to show it to him because I thought it was funny. The card showed Darth Vader in front of a Christmas tree with a storm trooper. Darth said "Remember, I get to put the Death Star on the tree." Inside the card it said "Happy Sithmas." He said it was making fun of Christianity. The wife (also a Southern Baptist) stopped me before my standard reply "It's not much of a religion if it can't survive satire."

Thoughts and prayers

WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 31, 2018:

I used to have two cats: thoughts and prayers. They were both useless.

[failstatemovie.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 31, 2018:

One early 20th century pundit, H. L. Mencken, said one day Americans would elect a president that is just like them and that person would be a moron. Took Henry's prediction a century to come true.

To everyone -- have a safe, happy New Year's celebration.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 31, 2018:

I prefer to live dangerously.

Wishing you peace, love, happiness and hope in 2019 and always.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 31, 2018:

May you have happy trails in 2019.