A pen pal introduced me to a new word, which she mispelled and it almost blew up the spell checker.

bobwjr comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Cool

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 20, 2019:

Like copacetic amigo.

Here an oak tree that serves as a dating site: [theatlantic.com]

bleurowz comments on Jun 20, 2019:

This piece really moved me... *[sigh]*... Where's a really good oak tree when you need it...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 20, 2019:

@bleurowz Last woman who wanted me for a wild, lusty affair lived in the northern Philippines. It's the problem with dating sites: they're rarely, if ever, local. Having said that, I have found out a ton of stuff about other countries.

A pen pal introduced me to a new word, which she mispelled and it almost blew up the spell checker.

aahouck49 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

did not mispeel it, naraphobia, nobody can spel merd anymore, Percy looks stoned, but when he is not watch out! a rose is a rose call it by any other name it is still a rose!! so say Veronica from the old comic books!! Spell check?? that is from a 6th grade dictionary, as in it was just put ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 20, 2019:

>did not mispeel it, Um, yea. Mispeel. I think I've done that with the wrong woman before. ;-) >a rose is a rose call it by any other name it is still a rose!! "A rose by any other name is more confusing." -- Gertrude Stein.

A pen pal introduced me to a new word, which she mispelled and it almost blew up the spell checker.

LenHazell53 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

This is exactly the type of devolved word I spoke of earlier in another post. Almost every phobia is defined by the use of the word phobos Greek for fear or irrational fear and an appropriate Greek root for the source of the fear. Using this perfectly simple linguistic technique we have the basis ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 20, 2019:

> Because no one has even made a serious try to create a real word, just a pathetic pun. The psychiatric community had to call it **something.** One source says "Often associated with separation anxiety, nomophobia comes with a set of identifiable symptoms: increased heart rate and blood pressure, shortness of breath, anxiety, nausea, trembling, dizziness, depression, discomfort, fear, and panic. However, there is debate among the medical community on its classification; is it a phobia, anxiety disorder, lifestyle disorder, or addiction?" Source:https://www.psychiatryadvisor.com/home/topics/anxiety/nomophobia-the-modern-day-pathology/

Here an oak tree that serves as a dating site: [theatlantic.com]

bleurowz comments on Jun 20, 2019:

This piece really moved me... *[sigh]*... Where's a really good oak tree when you need it...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 20, 2019:

The story mentions the tree's mailing address. Problem: it is in Germany.

A few minutes ago Dan took this from our breezeway (porch) drinking coffee and eating breakfast.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 19, 2019:

Venison on the hoof.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 20, 2019:

@JackPedigo Almost sounds like a fair trade. Once a person wants to "dress" a carcass, they don't put clothes on it. Instead they remove the guts, fur/feathers/scales and consider it dressed for the freezer/kitchen. Dress is a multi-functional word. The meaning depends on the context.

Here an oak tree that serves as a dating site: [theatlantic.com]

Deiter comments on Jun 20, 2019:

It's a ritual and practice prone to disaster. Can a tree do any worse?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 20, 2019:

Some of its branches are falling off because of disease.

Because i havent contributed in a while.

Bungaloebob comments on Jun 19, 2019:

An absolutely BEAUTIFUL woman...but...VERRRRY young...WAY too young for me!!!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 20, 2019:

@mischl One of the stranger evolutionary theories is that early man's foreheads leaned out over their eyebrows as they became more mature. Those who didn't go that extra step of maturity were considered younger and more desirable for sex. This caused the front leaning forehead group to die off. Likewise, our culture encourages women to shave off all kind of hair which would show up during puberty such as arm pit hair and leg hair. However it is statically rare for guys to desire children. Those perverts are in a world of trouble should they act on those desires and it becomes known. Explaining this divide is dangerous.

It’s been a rough day, various reasons, but I shared on my Facebook that I was sad and asked my ...

UUNJ comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Love that “Jesus Take The Wheel” one—Inhate that stupid song. I am glad your friends came thru for you!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 20, 2019:

Want stupid? Listen to *Jesus Drop Kick Me Through the Goal Post of Life.* It used to be played all the time in cinder block beer bars here in Dixie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSCfjBmNpew

Meanwhile at the nude beach - - -

Nevermind345 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

I see tan lines. Its the only way to really enjoy the beach.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 20, 2019:

You should point out the tan lines to Freedom41 (below)

A few minutes ago Dan took this from our breezeway (porch) drinking coffee and eating breakfast.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 19, 2019:

Venison on the hoof.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 20, 2019:

@JackPedigo I don't have to worry as meat is off my menu. I'll notify the omnivore society to send you a get well quick card. In the meanwhile Bambi is eating my crop of butter crunch lettuce. I want to blow his lice ridden head off and throw him in the stew pot. If I was a better shot, I'd take care of the birds putting holes in my tomatoes. There is a few mocking birds I want to kill.

Because i havent contributed in a while.

Bungaloebob comments on Jun 19, 2019:

An absolutely BEAUTIFUL woman...but...VERRRRY young...WAY too young for me!!!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 20, 2019:

@Bungaloebob Hmmmm....so you prefer women in **your** age bracket? Let's see if I can find the Silver Sneaker's Nudist Society to help me out here . . . .

Beyond sexy, the definition of desire to me.

St-Sinner comments on Jun 19, 2019:

Do you know some women put glossy moisturizer in their cleavage? I came to know just recently.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 19, 2019:

"Some women"? Lordy, honey child, there's all sort of gals out there.

Someone on Facebook commented that this place is somewhere in Missouri

SiouxcitySue comments on Jun 19, 2019:

Once you learn that the word is pronounced by astronomers with the accent on the first syllable, UR, it takes all the fun out of the double entendre.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 19, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue To clarify: Oh, but who wants to call it (Uranus) "you're a niss"? I had made the incorrect assumption "it" was a understood pronoun. My bad.

EPA rolls back Obama-era plan limiting coal-fire power plants.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 19, 2019:

Won't mean much. The untold story is coal powered plants are **more** expensive to run than the ones that run on natural gas. Additionally, alternative renewable sources are now cheaper than coal powered plants. Coal is on it's last legs. They'll be getting rid of coal plants because of the ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 19, 2019:

@freeofgod When it comes to voters, there aren't that many coal miners. He's has broken his promise to them but they don't seem to know it.

A few minutes ago Dan took this from our breezeway (porch) drinking coffee and eating breakfast.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 19, 2019:

Venison on the hoof.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 19, 2019:

@freeofgod Hey, I live dangerously: swim with sharks, camps with bears, married Petunia and so on. Another major deal is CWD is thought to be difficult but not impossible to catch from deer. For a fun read, see: https://wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/10/6/03-1082_article

Meanwhile at the nude beach - - -

Remowill comments on Jun 19, 2019:

I would love to visit that beach.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 19, 2019:

Major catch in visiting a nude beach: **almost** everyone there is better off with clothing. Thankfully, this gal is the exception out of the other 39 people on Black's Beach, Ca.

Someone on Facebook commented that this place is somewhere in Missouri

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 19, 2019:

It's on Route 66 for those looking for kicks. When visitors are about to leave, they're told "Thank you for picking Uranis." It has more than just a mere fudge factory. You think I'm kidding? See: https://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/48778

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 19, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue The reason why jokes succeed or fail is one of those great human mysteries. It's logic gone mad. *I don't need to die. I did that in Altona* = George Burns

Someone on Facebook commented that this place is somewhere in Missouri

SiouxcitySue comments on Jun 19, 2019:

Once you learn that the word is pronounced by astronomers with the accent on the first syllable, UR, it takes all the fun out of the double entendre.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 19, 2019:

Oh, but who wants to call it "you're a niss"?

Meanwhile at the nude beach - - -

Bungaloebob comments on Jun 19, 2019:

GORGEOUS...Now HERE is a woman, who you can SEE is becoming a REGULAR...at the NUDE BEACH!!!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 19, 2019:

By their tan marks, ye shall know them.

A few minutes ago Dan took this from our breezeway (porch) drinking coffee and eating breakfast.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 19, 2019:

Venison on the hoof.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 19, 2019:

@JackPedigo Meh. What's a little dementia among friends?

Because i havent contributed in a while.

Bungaloebob comments on Jun 19, 2019:

An absolutely BEAUTIFUL woman...but...VERRRRY young...WAY too young for me!!!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 19, 2019:

Holding out for naked women in their 90's?

My new favorite meme.

EricJones comments on Jun 19, 2019:

We have a rubber duckie- Where's big bird?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 19, 2019:

You missed his disappearance at KFC, served with mash potatoes and gravy?

Someone on Facebook commented that this place is somewhere in Missouri

glennlab comments on Jun 19, 2019:

Show me. lol

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 19, 2019:

Prepare to be grossed out if look.

Friggatriskaidekaphobia: a noun that sounds like something obscene but isn't.

AnonySchmoose comments on Jun 18, 2019:

I wonder if that word is different languages jumbled together. I appears like a word one wanted to put out of the way in a closet, and then it kind of landed in there with the letters and syllables all jumbled together in a random pattern. I picture Daffy Duck using the word and spitting it out ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 18, 2019:

@AnonySchmoose A thesaurus also lists antonyms.

Friggatriskaidekaphobia: a noun that sounds like something obscene but isn't.

AnonySchmoose comments on Jun 18, 2019:

I wonder if that word is different languages jumbled together. I appears like a word one wanted to put out of the way in a closet, and then it kind of landed in there with the letters and syllables all jumbled together in a random pattern. I picture Daffy Duck using the word and spitting it out ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 18, 2019:

It leads to the age old question: why isn't there a synonym for thesaurus?

Midget finds a date.

Boomtarat03 comments on Jun 18, 2019:

The sky caught my attention😄

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 18, 2019:

The distant islands on the horizon caught my eye.

Got an e-mail today that said "I HAVE SITE I GO TO THAT TELLS ME, THIS IS FREE AND REALLY EXCELLENT,...

indirect76 comments on Jun 17, 2019:

I’ve used Credit Karma. It’s free and decent. That email is a turn off though.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 18, 2019:

@glennlab The system was designed before memory chips were a thing. Logic circuits preceded memory chips. These first used vacuum tubes and were updated to transistors and eventually evolved into memory chips. The military has had money for all of that for most of a century. Despite that, it doesn't explain why an ex-military can't shift gears from former occupation to civilian life and use a shift key.

I see on the TV news this morning that the Trump supporters are digging deep into their coffers for ...

silverotter11 comments on Jun 18, 2019:

The problem is how to get the approximately 58% of the population that is NOT for trump to show up and vote against him.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 18, 2019:

@Austin-Cambridge Take the free beer and vote against him anyway.

Friggatriskaidekaphobia: a noun that sounds like something obscene but isn't.

AmelieMatisse comments on Jun 18, 2019:

OK - I'm gonna have to take a minute or so to figure out how to pronounce this one!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 18, 2019:

@AmelieMatisse Meh. Just as well. How often would you need to mention it in routine conversation?

Got an e-mail today that said "I HAVE SITE I GO TO THAT TELLS ME, THIS IS FREE AND REALLY EXCELLENT,...

indirect76 comments on Jun 17, 2019:

I’ve used Credit Karma. It’s free and decent. That email is a turn off though.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 18, 2019:

@glennlab As if the military doesn't have money to spare for tiny amount of extra memory chips. Regardless, the all caps habit might be a difficult thing for them to shift out of once they get on line.

Good Morning.

St-Sinner comments on Jun 18, 2019:

The goal is right which is to control illegal immigration and increase quality legal immigration. No other president - democratic or republican in the last 30 years dared to touch this sensitive issue but they instead chose to kick the can down the road. However, the methods applied by this ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 18, 2019:

> increase quality legal immigration. Without illegal immigration we couldn't cheat the people who do stoop work in the fields.

Jesus or t-rex?

thinktwice comments on Jun 18, 2019:

I like the t-rexs!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 18, 2019:

Did you like your t-rex roasted, not broiled?

First, tRump sets up concentration camps.

Mofo1953 comments on Jun 18, 2019:

His base of deplorable racists are salivating right now and will eat this up as the nazis ate the juden persecutions, in fact I am willing to bet that if he announces this in a rally, he will get cheers and chants, which remind me of the zieg heils from the nazi heyday. So what the fuck are we ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 18, 2019:

He's too dense to use the fifth amendment. He's lies to cover his lies. It's his habit.

Out of coffee again?

Cutiebeauty comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Get her some more then...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 18, 2019:

I make more coffee than I need when I have guests over. Since she's already up with a (presumably empty) mug, she can walk over to the coffee pot and get her own.

I'll have a beer, thanks.

godef comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Always put the lite beers in the back.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 18, 2019:

The further it is in the back, the less likely you are to find it.

I'll have a beer, thanks.

Bungaloebob comments on Jun 18, 2019:

OH YEAH...good idea...bottom shelf...and she loves helping out!!! Don't they know the bottom shelf is the coldest?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 18, 2019:

What got to me about the meme is the refrigerator doesn't have **any** shelves except for the shelves on the door.

Friggatriskaidekaphobia: a noun that sounds like something obscene but isn't.

AmelieMatisse comments on Jun 18, 2019:

OK - I'm gonna have to take a minute or so to figure out how to pronounce this one!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 18, 2019:

See: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jbzHsoR2A0

The illustrated woman.

Haemish1 comments on Jun 17, 2019:

Wow 😲 That’s a lot!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 18, 2019:

As the Yankees say "Ya' think?"

The illustrated woman.

RoyMillar comments on Jun 17, 2019:

great talent the atist ,has I wonder if that tear is for that she relized she had over done it

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 18, 2019:

I wonder if there is tattoos on the other side of her body.

The illustrated woman.

BudFrank comments on Jun 17, 2019:

I hate to be a downer, but I would be interested in seeing this same view when she’s 30 years older

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 18, 2019:

Lookie! It's grandma naked!

Got an e-mail today that said "I HAVE SITE I GO TO THAT TELLS ME, THIS IS FREE AND REALLY EXCELLENT,...

glennlab comments on Jun 17, 2019:

I use it with credit counseling, I show people how to use it, so that they can monitor their credit without bugging me every 2-3 days.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 18, 2019:

What are your key tips on how to use it?

Got an e-mail today that said "I HAVE SITE I GO TO THAT TELLS ME, THIS IS FREE AND REALLY EXCELLENT,...

sassygirl3869 comments on Jun 17, 2019:

Advertised like crazy-never used it.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 18, 2019:

It's the first time I asked the teaming masses for a review of their product. I've heard about it a lot but ignored the ads.

Got an e-mail today that said "I HAVE SITE I GO TO THAT TELLS ME, THIS IS FREE AND REALLY EXCELLENT,...

glennlab comments on Jun 17, 2019:

I use credit karma,, make sure that you are going to the actual site and not a clone. link https://www.creditkarma.com/

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 18, 2019:

Is your link an example of a clone or the real thing?

Got an e-mail today that said "I HAVE SITE I GO TO THAT TELLS ME, THIS IS FREE AND REALLY EXCELLENT,...

indirect76 comments on Jun 17, 2019:

I’ve used Credit Karma. It’s free and decent. That email is a turn off though.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 18, 2019:

@aahouck49 he [wonderwarthog?] sends me emails with caps all the time!! When I send e-mail my **entire** e-mail may have a FEW all caps words. Same story for bold face, underling, etc. Doing it for the **entire** message defeats the purpose of stressing one key element of a sentence. When I was in the military, it was difficult not to notice all their terse messages went out in all caps because they figured the average enlisted guy couldn't figure out when to use the shift key. Sometimes when I see the all caps message, I wonder if I'm dealing with retired military.

Got an e-mail today that said "I HAVE SITE I GO TO THAT TELLS ME, THIS IS FREE AND REALLY EXCELLENT,...

aahouck49 comments on Jun 17, 2019:

I told you it is legit, I know hard to believe that everyone is not a low down dirty liar, but they have really been good for me what is everybody's problem with using caps, good grief, mercy, is somebody too delicate?? you are so annoying , he does this on purpose!!! I just did that to ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 18, 2019:

@ToolGuy Caps signify anger and is equivalent to shouting at the reader. Getting an essay length reply in all caps vexes so many readers, it's a rich source of memes.

Oh boy! Can't fix stupid.

altschmerz comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Can I find a bumper sticker that says that? Maybe people won't tail me.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 18, 2019:

Try a bumper sticker that says "I brake for hallucinations" instead.

Good morning all.

silverotter11 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

I got some duck eggs the other day - so tasty! Fried potatos and eggs are one of my favorites meals!! Not just for breakfast either.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 18, 2019:

@Dew25 New Mexico is about 1,600 miles away from me. I'd have to drive for three days to get there. It makes me wonder how long the ice in the ice chest could keep elk meat fresh. Now if someone in New Mexico would provide lodging and the grand tour of the state for Petunia and I, it might be worth the trip. Shipping refrigerated food comes with obscene expense. One time I tried shipping figs 400 miles away by parcel post. They rotted on route.

Trump vows mass immigration arrests, removals of ‘millions of illegal aliens’ starting next week...

mcgeo52 comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Are they going to start by rounding up the illegals on the staff at Mar-a-Lago?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 18, 2019:

It sounds unlikely. Bad press, you know.

Trump vows mass immigration arrests, removals of ‘millions of illegal aliens’ starting next week...

chalupacabre comments on Jun 18, 2019:

That include his properties?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 18, 2019:

He has problems with **other** people hiring illegals but staffs his businesses with them. That allows him to overwork them without over time pay.

I was familiar with Marionville’s post about Khaki, but in the definition I came across this one ...

Marionville comments on Jun 18, 2019:

In relation to colours...starting with the three primary colours Red, Blue and Yellow, we can mix to make others....quinary is the fifth level of mixture.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 18, 2019:

@Haemish1 Sounds like the husband didn't talk shop at home.

Got an e-mail today that said "I HAVE SITE I GO TO THAT TELLS ME, THIS IS FREE AND REALLY EXCELLENT,...

aahouck49 comments on Jun 17, 2019:

I told you it is legit, I know hard to believe that everyone is not a low down dirty liar, but they have really been good for me what is everybody's problem with using caps, good grief, mercy, is somebody too delicate?? you are so annoying , he does this on purpose!!! I just did that to ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 17, 2019:

>MAY I SUGGEST SOME FIBER IN YOUR DIET TODAY!!! I'll get out the jar of Metamucil right away. >what is everybody's problem with using caps, good grief, mercy, is somebody too delicate?? All caps for the ENTIRE message makes it hard to read. Additionally, on the internet it indicates screaming especially for system that don't have underling, bold face or Italics.

I got a feeling dear old dad doesn't mean this.

RoyMillar comments on Jun 17, 2019:

Great fill up ,now can you flip them over so than can get an equal suntan :-)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 17, 2019:

Gallon of sun tan lotion to go.

I got a feeling dear old dad doesn't mean this.

John-Paul comments on Jun 17, 2019:

Grumpy man says not classy.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 17, 2019:

Why should I care about him?

Got a laugh out of this.

BestWithoutGods comments on Jun 17, 2019:

How many twats have I seen? I can't cunt how many! :P

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 17, 2019:

Moan. Worst puns this week.

Got an e-mail today that said "I HAVE SITE I GO TO THAT TELLS ME, THIS IS FREE AND REALLY EXCELLENT,...

indirect76 comments on Jun 17, 2019:

I’ve used Credit Karma. It’s free and decent. That email is a turn off though.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 17, 2019:

I get enough junk mail as is.

You, with the Granny Smith . . . Apple-knocker: US informal an ignorant or unsophisticated person.

AnonySchmoose comments on Jun 17, 2019:

Well ... if you're gonna knock apples, you gotta be ignorant as dirt.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 17, 2019:

Out of over the 3,000 types of apples, few are desirable to eat. Most apples called "spitters." Bite into a spitter and you'll spit it out. You'd knock my crab apples if you bit into one. I keep telling my self I'll make relish with them. I offer the neighbors crab apples by the bucket but having tried a few, they're not interested anymore.

You, with the Granny Smith . . . Apple-knocker: US informal an ignorant or unsophisticated person.

Marionville comments on Jun 17, 2019:

Another new one to me...Granny Smith is only used as the name of an apple....unless your name is Smith, then it’s the name of your father’s mother. Apple knocker ....in the U.K. that would be construed as someone who steals apples, because to “knock” is a slang term for stealing.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 17, 2019:

>Granny Smith is only used as the name of an apple.... A green tart one at that. I live in apple country. In my backyard, there is a promising crab apple crop coming in. After I moved here, I have learned too much about different types of apples, some unavailable in stores i.e. black Arkansas apples.

Perhaps it should be in Politics

EricJones comments on Jun 17, 2019:

Trump and his war hawk cronies ( bolton etc.) want war, Iran's only pushing back. They didn't react the way trump wanted them to when he pulled out of the treaty. Trump is trying to start a war so when we win he can brag about it as commander in chief.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 17, 2019:

I'm scratching my head, trying to think of any Middle East war we won.

BUMBERSHOOT Noun -- SLANG -- An umbrella.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 17, 2019:

What? It's not about shooting bamboo? ;-)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 17, 2019:

@AnonySchmoose Oh ... don't feel bad ... Whimper, whimper.

Bikini beach babes

freedom41 comments on Jun 17, 2019:

I pic 3 the best.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 17, 2019:

She is the current leader of the pack. Must be her natural hair color.

Bikini beach babes

ToakReon comments on Jun 17, 2019:

The group of three is gorgeous - but don't they look a little (ahem) young? The pink hair and horns is fascinating - and an INCREDIBLE face.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 17, 2019:

@Anonbene Is it an *original* Wurthers?

Bikini beach babes

ToakReon comments on Jun 17, 2019:

The group of three is gorgeous - but don't they look a little (ahem) young? The pink hair and horns is fascinating - and an INCREDIBLE face.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 17, 2019:

@ToakReon might be 'close to illegally young'. Assuming the worst, they don't arrest you for looking. If you go to the beach and a troop of 12 year old girls from the Girl Scouts walk by in mono-thong bikinis, the cops won't be looking for you because of your illegal grin. I might ask their den mother how did she get them all in heels.

Bikini beach babes

bobwjr comments on Jun 17, 2019:

Nice

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 17, 2019:

Your lavish usage of descriptive adverbs and adjectives has been noted. ;-)

Bikini beach babes

Anonbene comments on Jun 17, 2019:

Some women are just too white for my taste

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 17, 2019:

Holding out for the sun burned ones or rich chocolate delights?

BUMBERSHOOT Noun -- SLANG -- An umbrella.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 17, 2019:

What? It's not about shooting bamboo? ;-)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 17, 2019:

@AnonySchmoose Did anyone write a definition about shooting bamboo? Not all my jokes are good ones. I go off and hang my head in shame now.

Bikini beach babes

ToakReon comments on Jun 17, 2019:

The group of three is gorgeous - but don't they look a little (ahem) young? The pink hair and horns is fascinating - and an INCREDIBLE face.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 17, 2019:

>don't they look a little (ahem) young? Maybe a grandmothers leaning on walkers in skimpy bikinis would look better for you? Here, have a something from the Smith Brothers for that cough. I'm feeling generous tonight.

Summer wear...

guynoir comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Sorry, not appealing to me.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 17, 2019:

Reminds me of someone's maiden aunt.

Science fiction done right.

RoyMillar comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Interesting,,definitly a lady you would look up to. and as a bonus somethings would be right at eye level ..mmmm I am bad lol

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 16, 2019:

@RoyMillar I got a ton of those kind of photos but so many are x-rated I can't post them here.

Science fiction done right.

chilehead9 comments on Jun 16, 2019:

* fainted. Feinted means they made a distracting movement.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 16, 2019:

Meh. The person who made the meme made a typographical error.

A white horse walks into a bar, the barman says, thats a coincidence, we have a whiskey on the shelf...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 2, 2019:

The variation I heard on that joke is a grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "We have a drink named after you." Need we take it any further than that?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 16, 2019:

@Carin The grasshopper says "You got a drink named Fred"?

Good morning all.

silverotter11 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

I got some duck eggs the other day - so tasty! Fried potatos and eggs are one of my favorites meals!! Not just for breakfast either.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 15, 2019:

@silverotter11 I'm not sure you can even find this type of straw any more. I'm still looking for sugar cubes to make an Pat O'Brien's hurricane.

Shiny, happy, people... How do you like this lovely lady? I likey mucho... 😄😘

ToakReon comments on Jun 15, 2019:

She'd do.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 15, 2019:

Somebody had the baby oil to spare.

Shiny, happy, people... How do you like this lovely lady? I likey mucho... 😄😘

Robecology comments on Jun 15, 2019:

A shot like that seems personal, un-posed, private. If She was proud to "expose" herself, I'd ask her or I'd ask her photographer to find a decent "setting". She's a fit young woman...but it's hard to call this "sexy-classy"...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 15, 2019:

A rope, stuff hanging off pegs, something looks like hats on a shelf . . . . Doesn't look like she got paid for the gig.

Good morning all.

silverotter11 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

I got some duck eggs the other day - so tasty! Fried potatos and eggs are one of my favorites meals!! Not just for breakfast either.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 15, 2019:

@MrLizard I can get canned haggis in the US, but I want to try the real thing. The real thing has lungs in it. It's possible for a grazing animal to inhale anthrax that lives in the grass. Additionally, butcher aren't able to drain fluids from the lungs, like snot. Because of the health department, butchers won't sell you the lungs. @silverotter11 >my property was within the no hunting zone, Bummer. The early European settlers didn't follow any conservation and hence an elk in the eastern US is mythology.

What is your favorite sport....

zesty comments on Jun 15, 2019:

To watch- karate, to participate - sex.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 15, 2019:

@TheDoubter Sex is limited to two people? Ho, ho, you're not lucky Pierre.

tRump spent about 1 million dollars on Facebook ads wishing himself happy birthday.

mcgeo52 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

I'm trying to find out who I need to contact to bid on the hip boot/waders concession at Trump's grave.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 15, 2019:

@mcgeo52 Yep. $1.98

We all have core principles that we have developed through trial and error.

LeighShelton comments on Jun 15, 2019:

ive never broken mine and wont. its what defines me

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 15, 2019:

@LeighShelton I live in a state of absolute certainty we won't be mistaken for each other.

Good morning all.

silverotter11 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

I got some duck eggs the other day - so tasty! Fried potatos and eggs are one of my favorites meals!! Not just for breakfast either.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 15, 2019:

@silverotter11 I thought most places it was illegal to hunt elk. They're just now starting to import them to parks in the eastern US. I need to head down to the fishing pier with a sack of cooked crayfish and an ice bucket full of beer. Chum the fish. I want to verify the saying "You might be a red neck if you've ever been too drunk to fish."

Good morning all.

silverotter11 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

I got some duck eggs the other day - so tasty! Fried potatos and eggs are one of my favorites meals!! Not just for breakfast either.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 15, 2019:

@MrLizard I'm surprised you haven't tried mutton. You ought to be able to find leg of lamb in most large urban supermarkets in the US. I shocked one woman in Ireland when I told her haggis is illegal in the US. Considering the US ethnic diversity, you ought to get about any kind of foreign dish in large metropolitan areas of the US. Talk to butchers about deer. Some hunters bring their bounty to butchers to get cut up and don't pick it up. I used to trade sage to hunters for the venison. Club any snake you happen to see. Use the crock pot.

What is your favorite sport....

Cabsmom comments on Jun 15, 2019:

I don't watch sports.. Participate...miniature golf...lol

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 15, 2019:

I used to play goofy golf until a gal brought a driver and was beaming 'em out of the park.

What is your favorite sport....

zesty comments on Jun 15, 2019:

To watch- karate, to participate - sex.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 15, 2019:

Sex is a sport? Do they have umpires?

Sagas will be written on this epic.

Bungaloebob comments on Jun 15, 2019:

HOLY SHIT!!! Talk about FAT in the CAN!!! HAHAHAHAHA.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 15, 2019:

At first I read that as Flippan Llama. You t'ain't nothing until they start removing your comments, posts and chunking yer butt out of the discussion group. I'm proud of being banned to a discussion web site on mere reputation **alone.** I hadn't even applied to the website when I get this notice from Naples, Florida . . . . Arg, me bucko, let me extend you an invitation to darken my doorstep. Cocktails at 7 p.m. (I'm a late starter).

Prove me wrong.

HankSherman comments on Jun 15, 2019:

What kind of person just says "no".?....

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 15, 2019:

Why would you want to meet them?

Good morning all.

silverotter11 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

I got some duck eggs the other day - so tasty! Fried potatos and eggs are one of my favorites meals!! Not just for breakfast either.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 15, 2019:

@silverotter11 >I thought of rounding up turtles on my ranch. I can't see saddling up horses for that round up.

Good morning all.

silverotter11 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

I got some duck eggs the other day - so tasty! Fried potatos and eggs are one of my favorites meals!! Not just for breakfast either.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 15, 2019:

@Hathacat >I think they taste fishy/pond, so don't like them. Who's they and what you doing to them?

tRump spent about 1 million dollars on Facebook ads wishing himself happy birthday.

mcgeo52 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

I'm trying to find out who I need to contact to bid on the hip boot/waders concession at Trump's grave.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 15, 2019:

Figure there'll be such a large crowd pissing on his grave there'll be hip boot concession?

tRump spent about 1 million dollars on Facebook ads wishing himself happy birthday.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 14, 2019:

Egotistical?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 15, 2019:

Like duh, dude.

tRump spent about 1 million dollars on Facebook ads wishing himself happy birthday.

pasha-one-nine comments on Jun 14, 2019:

Did he actually pay for the ads, or is he planning to stiff FB on the bill as soon as they run?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 15, 2019:

To date, he's spent 30 million on Facebook ads. Had he stiffed them previously, they wouldn't be running his ads now.

We all have core principles that we have developed through trial and error.

LeighShelton comments on Jun 15, 2019:

ive never broken mine and wont. its what defines me

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 15, 2019:

>its what defines me I worry you do not have a nice definition. Often late at night I hear "You're a mean old man but you're **my** mean old man." I don't explain that the rest of them didn't make enough money to adopt me.

We all have core principles that we have developed through trial and error.

indirect76 comments on Jun 15, 2019:

I listen and consider what they have to say.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 15, 2019:

Followed by doing whatever you were doing in the first place? 🤪😜

We all have core principles that we have developed through trial and error.

VIKingsCFH comments on Jun 15, 2019:

I'm always up for a discussion of any sorts. If you can present to me a good argument with facts that refute my own findings, I tend to take those into consideration and begin rethinking my stance on said subject. I then begin by doing more research to either validate or refute such findings and ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 15, 2019:

You're a rare fellow indeed. Most people resort to calling me nasty names.

So they stopped making my hair color about a year ago.

Carin comments on Jun 14, 2019:

Strawberry blonde, I think they used to call it? It's lovely but I'm used to your "regular" color. I also dye my hair red but with much less skill and care. I have no idea how grey I am by now but probably mostly grey!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 15, 2019:

@LadyAlyxandrea Don't worry. It'll get worse -- trust this old geezer, it will.

So they stopped making my hair color about a year ago.

AmiSue comments on Jun 14, 2019:

I know exactly the feelings that you cite. After over 30 years of my beloved, me defining, glorious red hair - I stopped. Chopped it all off and have been natural for over a year. I despise it. I don’t know who that is in the mirror. I’ve lost something big. Yours is the only opinion that ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 15, 2019:

@LadyAlyxandrea People need to understand how dysmorphia isn't just cured by "don't worry it looks fine!" People that know that, took more than one course in psychology. Sorry you're getting depressed about not having your perfect hair color but what we supposed to do about it? Give you a cup of tea and our sympathy? Here's your cup of tea (_)? I did what I could, said the bald guy.

So they stopped making my hair color about a year ago.

bleurowz comments on Jun 15, 2019:

We all have to do what makes us happy. I think your natural color looks great. But maybe I'm biased about hair because I'd lost my hair two years ago from chemo, so I'm just grateful it grew back. In a way, losing it all forced me to let go of my old look, which was shoulder-length and died auburn. ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 15, 2019:

>We all have to do what makes us happy. Outstanding arrest warrants be dammed!

Hey, I found my favorite Dr. Seuss book.

SKH78 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

When I was a little kid, I loved Dr. Seuss. I am now an old crone and I still enjoy Dr. Seuss, have at least four of his books in my bookcase.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 15, 2019:

Not that big a fan. I donate my children's books saucy looking public school teachers. Yo, babe! Wanta *One Fish, Two Fish"? A Dr. Seuss book I wish I had bought deals with him taking scores of medical tests because he was an old man. He also wrote a book on weapons escalation. As he got older, he started writing books aimed at the parents reading them to their children.

Hey, I found my favorite Dr. Seuss book.

tinkercreek comments on Jun 15, 2019:

Damn, why didn't I get that book???!!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 15, 2019:

I'm going to tell you but you won't like it. You're not popular enough to join the Barnes and Nobles under the counter book sales group.

Surf's up.

KITDFOHS comments on Jun 12, 2019:

Cowabonga, dudes!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 15, 2019:

Bart Simpson hello.

Told you this fuck wants war! [lm.facebook.com]

altschmerz comments on Jun 14, 2019:

https://www.vox.com/2019/6/14/18678809/usa-iran-war-aumf-911-trump-pompeo?fbclid=IwAR2qQb4K_NsUIF17hUtK6rLlKVKvcdCho28wkh0HQjqSd-yXFqz8KmBGs6A Didn’t we go through all that before?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 14, 2019:

Wound up killing more civilians than combatants in the process. Had we offered the combatants $1 million each and a ranch in North Dakota, we'd have saved money.

Hey, I found my favorite Dr. Seuss book.

azzow2 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

Doctor Suss coined the word nerd for a reason.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 14, 2019:

I am ashamed to ask why.