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White smoke coming from a chimney in Vatican city means "expect a new Pope"! Orange smoke coming ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

There have been news stories about how to tell when Trump is making a tweet and when someone on his staff is making it for him.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 14, 2019:

@Austin-Cambridge That's gross. I like that. The real story is his handlers who write his tweets for him use different cell phones.

Good morning all.

silverotter11 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

I got some duck eggs the other day - so tasty! Fried potatos and eggs are one of my favorites meals!! Not just for breakfast either.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 14, 2019:

@MrLizard Can you tell at what time the happy hour started on this thread?

Good morning all.

silverotter11 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

I got some duck eggs the other day - so tasty! Fried potatos and eggs are one of my favorites meals!! Not just for breakfast either.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 14, 2019:

@silverotter11 Isn't Rawhide a brand of push up bras? Move 'em on, head 'em up Head 'em up, move 'em on Move 'em on, head 'em up Rawhide!

Ok, so 10,000 is a very conservative number.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 14, 2019:

I challenge anyone to find a video of him telling the truth.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 14, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow The video was to keep the innocent appraised what three card monte is.

Grayhead years and still have an appendix level of understanding. I just go with it.

Cutiebeauty comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Funny, but I don't respond to pick up lines lol

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 14, 2019:

@aahouck49 I do not suffer fools gladly. Fools rarely are delighted at my approach.

Be Happy... It's so easy.... Do what you like...

freedom41 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

For one thing, that top looks like it's going fall off any second to our delight if photographed.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 14, 2019:

Don't count on it falling off. It might explain why when I go hiking, I head for waterfalls.

Good morning all.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

Food photography is such a highly specialized field that professional photographers often take pictures of ceramic "food" to get the lighting right. As a rule, pictures of food look awful. One is generally better off describing the food than showing pictures of it.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 14, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty That doesn't work with me... All evidence to the contrary. The post wasn't about you. It was about why taking pictures of food is a **bad idea.** Rather that attack the points I raise, you prefer to attack me.

Good morning all.

sassygirl3869 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

yum! We had grits this morning.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 14, 2019:

@sassygirl3869 Some people don't know hush puppies were originally dog food. They'd have fish fries outside and when the dogs started demanding too much attention, they'd throw small chunks of corn batter in the boiling lard and then throw them at the dogs saying "hush, puppy."

Good morning all.

silverotter11 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

I got some duck eggs the other day - so tasty! Fried potatos and eggs are one of my favorites meals!! Not just for breakfast either.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 14, 2019:

@silverotter11 Turtle eggs are in the group of things "not sold in stores." It's because nobody has a commercial turtle ranch.

OK, so since I made my post about banning inactive members here, I've got a list of about thirty ...

hippydog comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Ill just ban myself , thank you.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 14, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty Rolls eyes.

Good morning all.

silverotter11 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

I got some duck eggs the other day - so tasty! Fried potatos and eggs are one of my favorites meals!! Not just for breakfast either.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 14, 2019:

When I lived next to a swamp, the alligator snapping turtles would bury their eggs in the backyard. If the other critters didn't beat me to them, I'd eat the eggs. They had a rich malty favor that explains too well why other types of turtles and tortoises are endangered.

Good morning all.

sassygirl3869 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

yum! We had grits this morning.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 14, 2019:

I'm such a grits snob I make an annual pilgrimage to Nora Mills Grainy in Helen, Ga. to get their stone ground yellow flecked grits. Most people settle for the cheaply made Jim Dandy white steel ground grits. Yellow (whole grain) grits are impossible to find outside of my region. I've even got preferences on which water powered mill makes it. Petunia insists on tagging along because Helen is a tourist trap town in the mountains where she can spend most of the day going through all the gift shops. Helen and Savannah are her favorite Georgia towns. (Helen is pictured below). When I mention grits to people living abroad, they're so unfamiliar with what grits are I send the a small essay unless they make the assumption I'm eating gravel. Did you know there are three types of basic grits?

Good morning all.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

Food photography is such a highly specialized field that professional photographers often take pictures of ceramic "food" to get the lighting right. As a rule, pictures of food look awful. One is generally better off describing the food than showing pictures of it.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 14, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty To me it looks like hard fried egg with too much black pepper and mysterious out of focus dark brown stuff that could be two types dog crap. Now you take this Doberman turd on the right . . . . . Ergo my statement about taking pictures of food. I've had people tell me I had to take a picture of the food I've served them. The picture would to look like five types of slop on a plate. After that, I started reading up on how to take pictures of food and decided it was too much trouble.

Looks like something is getting strangled.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

High waisted jeans are the rage with the elderly guys. That's because as a person ages, their spine compacts. Without paying extra to have the pants legs shortened, they wear their jeans above the belly button. It's hard to find a 42/29 size pair of blue jeans.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 14, 2019:

@thinktwice kinda works like a girdle as well to hold in the bellies.... Doesn't work and looks amazingly stupid to have a belt under the arm pits. Petunia's dad used to give her his pants so she'd hem them. Petunia would stick her finger so often it might be months before Roy got his pants back. Avoidance therapy strikes! Therefore, I bought her a sewing machine and she stuck her finger with the needle with the sewing machine instead. The sewing machine has been collecting dust, while I try to find a tailor or a seamstress for my own pants.

The plot thickens

Cutiebeauty comments on Jun 14, 2019:

Why's he wearing a purse too? Trading her in for a new boyfriend? 🤣😂

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 14, 2019:

That "purse" is called "messenger bags." They are used by guys who don't want to carry brief cases. If you've watched *The Big Bang* theory, you'll notice two of the main characters always carry them and they're not gay. That is the two male **characters** aren't gay. One of them (Dr. Cooper) is a prude with a ton of commitment problems and phobias with an obscenely low sex drive. He's played by an actor who in real life is gay. He's been doing the talk show circuit to proclaim in real life he's nothing like his character.

I've had two firsts today.

UUNJ comments on Jun 14, 2019:

I recall the first time I saw fireflies when I was 24, and it was a wonder!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 14, 2019:

Here in rural Dixie, early summer is prime viewing season for swarms of them. In urban regions, the bug zappers get them.

Asian+Puerto Rican=super sexy Agree or disagree?

Mofo1953 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

Delicious, not Puerto Rican, but lived in San Juan 12 years, my personal experience with puerto rican women is that they are wid and most love anal.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 14, 2019:

I look forward to you elaborating on "wid." I'm assuming you meant to type "wild" and missed a key stroke. Here in the states most women are limit themselves to genital sex and are annoyingly selective about who and how often they have sex. Now let us sing the praises to the exceptions to the rule. ;-)

OK, so since I made my post about banning inactive members here, I've got a list of about thirty ...

hippydog comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Ill just ban myself , thank you.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 14, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty ... I don't believe in permanent bans... You first threatened to ban me before you did the dirty. My response to the threat was I had been considering dropping the group anyway after you'd deleted several of my posts. After that, I made critical comments saying about what you thought "classy" meant and was given the old heave ho. Ergo, my assumption I wasn't going to posting here again and my raised eye brow on your reasoning.

I've had two firsts today.

indirect76 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

Fireflies are great. I guess I take them as granted here in Kentucky where they have come out every summer as far back as I can remember. We call them lightening bugs. I saw glow worms for the first time (in KY too) a few years back though.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 14, 2019:

Foxwood is a resort where people bring campers too big for take anywhere without a three axle truck. It's on a lake with options for swimming pool, sauna, golf, etc. The people who sell the lots restrict people from living there, a well ignored requirement. Petunia used her camper at Foxwood as a second home during the summers back when she lived with her father.

What is your experience with meeting others via online dating sites and apps?

Hathacat comments on Jun 13, 2019:

I don't think I would try it now. I did seven years ago and it was fine, but the creeps were closing in for sure.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 14, 2019:

In a previous century, I found a gal on line who showed me all the responses she got. One of them threatened to hunt her down and kill her if she didn't go out with him. Most guys sent pictures of nearly naked photos of themselves ( ? ) in speedos or skimpy swim trunks. These days I hear more from women who get pictures of unadorned penises. For several years, I kept getting e-mails from guys in west Africa that wanted me to send them mail order brides, as if I was going to pop 'em in a card board box covered with postage stamps.

What is your experience with meeting others via online dating sites and apps?

MrLink comments on Jun 13, 2019:

I did it years ago, when online dating was just about chat rooms on ICQ. Some good experiences came out of it. Now it seems everyone uses tinder.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 14, 2019:

@Vayton The name ICQ derives from the English phrase "I Seek You". Originally developed by the Israeli company Mirabilis in 1996, the client was bought by AOL in 1998, and then by Mail.Ru Group in 2010.

Ok, so 10,000 is a very conservative number.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jun 14, 2019:

I challenge anyone to find a video of him telling the truth.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 14, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow Big Foot plays three card monte. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVC7bU2bL2U

I've had two firsts today.

azzow2 comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Fresh mint in tea the best. bioluminescent creatures seem to be absent n this part of the country.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 14, 2019:

That raises two questions. One kind of tea? Here in Dixie the prefer **iced** sweet orange Pecko tea. (Sometimes so sweet it's used as pancake syrup the next morning). It's common to get so many free ice tea refills here, that the locals walk away sloshing. It's more popular than beer or soda. I keep various other herbal teas on hand as well. I serve them hot. Two, what kind of mint? I used to know a herbalist who said she drank penny royal mint (aka flea begone) because it helped her monthly cramps. Herbal books point out that small amounts of penny royal can lead to coma and death. I grew it as a bug repellent. I traded several penny royal plants with her for her other culinary herbs. About a month after we started swapping mint plants for curry mixtures, her store closed and I never heard of her again.

I've had two firsts today.

indirect76 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

Fireflies are great. I guess I take them as granted here in Kentucky where they have come out every summer as far back as I can remember. We call them lightening bugs. I saw glow worms for the first time (in KY too) a few years back though.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 14, 2019:

When I was "camping" in Foxwood, I was astonished when they came out in force, hundreds of them. Back in Florida they were widely spaced apart and more than four was an event.

I've had two firsts today.

Mitch07102 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

I hope you used good quality bourbon.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 14, 2019:

101 proof Wild Turkey qualify as "good"?

Sexy Wizard of Oz .. Part 1 Dorothy

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Bunny ears?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 14, 2019:

@UrsiMajor The cowardly lion is a leg man.

I've had two firsts today.

Haemish1 comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Never had a mint julep - I’ll have to give it a try:)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 13, 2019:

It isn't permitted to those living in the Great White North.

I've had two firsts today.

Hathacat comments on Jun 13, 2019:

I love fireflies. My happy smell is apple mint if you ever see it at the nursery, give it a whiff.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 13, 2019:

I prefer the extreme strong tasting chocolate mint.

Grayhead years and still have an appendix level of understanding. I just go with it.

Cutiebeauty comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Funny, but I don't respond to pick up lines lol

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 13, 2019:

@Deiter We'un's need a campfire.

Looking for something to do this weekend?

Transition1 comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Lake Cuomo, Italy?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 13, 2019:

@Transition1 Besides Montana, New York and New Jersey, there's Lake Como in sunny Nicaragua and Switzerland Screw it. Let's go to Defuniak Springs, Florida. Small town, ugly name.

Looking for something to do this weekend?

Transition1 comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Lake Cuomo, Italy?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 13, 2019:

There's also a few Lake Comos in other countries as well.

Grayhead years and still have an appendix level of understanding. I just go with it.

Cutiebeauty comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Funny, but I don't respond to pick up lines lol

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 13, 2019:

@Deiter I disagree. I agree with your disagreement. Perhaps that's because I'm a disagreeable old cuss. One can never tell what will inspire women to go out with a person. It makes for good tales around the campfire.

I am a science teacher in an inner city school.

genessa comments on Jun 12, 2019:

no. keep believing as you have believed. the ones who seem not to care are not all the same. some really don't care. some do but are afraid to show they do. some do but are afraid of succeeding lest they be pulled down too. and some just don't know what to do so they go along with the crowd. ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 13, 2019:

@genessa you have no idea what my educational background is Never claimed I know you intimately. I remarked you weren't following the typical pattern of replies so I asked a question. Ah's shameless asking irrelevant questions. All I was asking if you busted a shift key. > i have said enough that an intelligent lurker can figure out Lurkers never confirm or deny what other people have posted. It's an invalid assumption on your part. I might as well claim the lurkers think I'm a genius boy. It would be as valid as your theory and twice as unlikely.

Fore and aft.

Bungaloebob comments on Jun 13, 2019:

NICE ASS...who's the girl on the right?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 13, 2019:

Guilty bystander.

No Bra Club! Is this an actual thing???

Our_existence comments on Jun 12, 2019:

There's times, I don't understand why women wear bras. What's the big deal? I don't wear a bra. So why should women ❓

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 13, 2019:

@godef They claimed have a smoke, perk up your tits? Golly. Things I learn in here.

Give the lady a hand... Another pic of the good night pic I posted yesterday...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 12, 2019:

Either it's the lighting or her right kneecap has some kind of problem with what looks like a knot. Hope she doesn't sit in that plastic chair. Plastic tends to stick to bare butts. Therefore my well worn motto: keep towels around for naked women to sit on.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 13, 2019:

@godef I'm not a sports fan. Didn't know and don't want to see Joe naked.

Don't make a big flap about it! :)

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Somebody stole her panties!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 13, 2019:

@godef Same point as leaving the flap down.

IF THE KIND OF WOMAN YOU SEEK.

St-Sinner comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Just say, if you are or if you are not.... lol You are talking in a code

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 13, 2019:

@aahouck49 I have seen, almost literally every man has ED, and that is the facts folks and this leads to GOM'S aka GRUMPY OLD MEN!! On the far extreme, it's difficult for me to ignore that there is a whooping number of porno groups of old guys/young women. This leads me to the irrational assumption they're not all taking little blue pills. Porno producers don't want to waste their money wanting for the wangs of wonder pop into action. Women Betty White's age (97) never ask me to dip my wick, so how dry they are has always been one of my desirable mysteries. I need to give you an award for doing the research on her. You've got a bit of over generalization going on here. We could yatter on and gross out everybody next.

I am a science teacher in an inner city school.

genessa comments on Jun 12, 2019:

no. keep believing as you have believed. the ones who seem not to care are not all the same. some really don't care. some do but are afraid to show they do. some do but are afraid of succeeding lest they be pulled down too. and some just don't know what to do so they go along with the crowd. ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 13, 2019:

@genessa i am also having trouble figuring out why that would be any of your business. I have a theory that the more enraged a person becomes, the poorer their grammar becomes. It's not always they're are big fans of e. e. cumming. My curiosity was sparked when I noticed while the capitalization sucked, the spelling is okay. From there I had to rule out the more common theory I have been dealing with a genuine high school graduate. HS grads typically don't give a wild flying fuck how bad their spelling and grammar is, often going abusive with rows and rows of periods. You weren't fitting the typical pattern, so I asked the dumb question. I've been known to make a living off of asking dumb questions. Ah's shameless, ah's is. >i am fairly sure that the AVERAGE white student in my friend's school . . . . Possibly as certain as I am certain you don't do job reviews on guidance counselors. > predicting that my calling your attitude racist does not make your attitude less racist. It just makes it funnier. People of certain ethnic background don't always have a desirable **culture.** For example white people prefer to call people names if they don't agree with them. Oh, I suppose you'd call that racism. It'll only support your position in your mind.

Fit babes are very sexy!

Mofo1953 comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Or am I wrong?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 13, 2019:

@Robecology The crowd that normally hangs out with me.

No Bra Club! Is this an actual thing???

Heathenman comments on Jun 12, 2019:

I hope its a club. Just like I hope chicks go naked is a club.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 13, 2019:

@mischl Right.....let me stare off into space while negotiating this car payment.

Fit babes are very sexy!

Mofo1953 comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Or am I wrong?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 13, 2019:

@Robecology At the gym, laughing at us chunky monkeys.

I am a science teacher in an inner city school.

genessa comments on Jun 12, 2019:

no. keep believing as you have believed. the ones who seem not to care are not all the same. some really don't care. some do but are afraid to show they do. some do but are afraid of succeeding lest they be pulled down too. and some just don't know what to do so they go along with the crowd. ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 13, 2019:

@RavenCT Not quite sure how to get that back into parenting? I got nothing.When parents are losers there's nothing to stop them from raising a fresh crop of losers. The brighter kids are more prone to look at a father fresh out of jail, flopped down in front of the boob tube, wasted out of his mind are likely realize he's a bad example of humanity. There's hope for them. There's an old proverb: live among the poor; learn their ways. Then don't do that.

I am a science teacher in an inner city school.

genessa comments on Jun 12, 2019:

no. keep believing as you have believed. the ones who seem not to care are not all the same. some really don't care. some do but are afraid to show they do. some do but are afraid of succeeding lest they be pulled down too. and some just don't know what to do so they go along with the crowd. ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 13, 2019:

@genessa > would you ask that about a white student? Wouldn't have to ask. When it comes to accepting academic honors and awards, white people are **such** blabber mouths. Coming soon: another "you're a racist" reply. > i do not see that i had to say whether my friend was on the honor roll. You missed the boat again. The point is academic predictions are based on previous academic progress. If a student is missing a high percentage of their classes, scoring low on tests, etc., a career in domestic service makes more sense that advising them to apply to Harvard. If your unnamed friend was slotted to be the school's valedictorian, her guidance counselor may have given different advice. The topic was inner city schools which typically are filled with low achieving students, most of whom are low income minorities and don't want to be there. It's more about the high rent district vs funky town when it comes to going to public school. BTW, are you having trouble with your shift key? ;-)

Something like that.

brentan comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Jordan Peterson's 'clean up your room' comes to mind.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 13, 2019:

You don't know what you have until you clean your room.

onolatry (noun) Worship of the donkey or ass.

FrayedBear comments on Jun 13, 2019:

In comparison to the following we are undoubtedly tame and overly anxious not to offend. http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/01793c.htm

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 13, 2019:

Your source is in dire need of illustrations. Thanks for your contribution.

Inquiring minds wanna know...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 12, 2019:

Is it me or is he barefoot?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 13, 2019:

@Doraz Odd combination to add flip flops to a suit.

No Bra Club! Is this an actual thing???

Heathenman comments on Jun 12, 2019:

I hope its a club. Just like I hope chicks go naked is a club.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 13, 2019:

Having been to nude beaches, I will testify most people don't want to see elderly women naked. Same story for old fat guys.

No Bra Club! Is this an actual thing???

Our_existence comments on Jun 12, 2019:

There's times, I don't understand why women wear bras. What's the big deal? I don't wear a bra. So why should women ❓

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 13, 2019:

Several reasons, including they're suppose to limit sagging titties and make horse back (as well as other sports) more comfortable. Bra supporters often claim they improve general health.

I am a science teacher in an inner city school.

genessa comments on Jun 12, 2019:

no. keep believing as you have believed. the ones who seem not to care are not all the same. some really don't care. some do but are afraid to show they do. some do but are afraid of succeeding lest they be pulled down too. and some just don't know what to do so they go along with the crowd. ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 13, 2019:

@genessa the school counselor should not judge individuals by what their racial brethren TEND to do. neither should you. that's racism. It's not the entire story either. You didn't mention if your unnamed buddy was on the dean's list, was a high preforming student, did well on their SAT, etc. I did admit that at my colleges (yes, plural) that for the most part few blacks hung around after their freshman year. **HOWEVER** I did note that there were darn few blacks that graduated with me. BTW, the more successful black college students tended to be women. There is a strong anti-intellectual culture in this country, including taunting students who are doing well in school. It used to baffle me that high school black students who were on the honor roll didn't want anyone to know.

I am a science teacher in an inner city school.

genessa comments on Jun 12, 2019:

no. keep believing as you have believed. the ones who seem not to care are not all the same. some really don't care. some do but are afraid to show they do. some do but are afraid of succeeding lest they be pulled down too. and some just don't know what to do so they go along with the crowd. ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 13, 2019:

@RavenCT There was a supposition back then that if both your parents didn't graduate HS you weren't going to be very bright. If you want a three day argument, try to pin down what intelligence means. A big indication of how successful a child will be in school is how much they see their parents reading. Monkey see, monkey do. If monkey parents spend their evening watching Wheel of Fortune, they're going to have dumb little shits. On the other hand, parents that encourage children to perform well in school often have predictable results. I remember one noble prize winner said the family conversations at his dinner table tended to be around advances in microbiology. He said he wanted to be in the loop because they were defining what adulthood meant. My parents had the daily newspaper delivered and put books on the bookshelves. I didn't have to be encouraged to read. I wanted to know what they were talking about. Parenting has a lot to do with success in school and elsewhere.

Yes, menaretrash, but the good kind.

Hathacat comments on Jun 12, 2019:

Funny! Slut: the woman who turned YOU down.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 12, 2019:

Until I got married, I referred to myself as a slut. Today, Petunia drives them away with a broom. She assures me that "You're a mean old man but you're **my** mean old man." She doesn't like to share and doesn't want to hear tales of my past relationships. Wives hunt down fun and **kill** it.

Yes, menaretrash, but the good kind.

bleurowz comments on Jun 12, 2019:

Only "toxic males" -- the ones that are violent and misogynistic -- get the menaretrash tag, IMHO. If a man or a woman wants to be a slut, if they own it and are not ashamed of it and don't judge others by it, that's my fine by me. No hashtag needed.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 12, 2019:

@bleurowz Slut means horny and indiscreet. It doesn't mean they're beating up people to gain sexual satisfaction. Slutty behavior is an equal opportunity employer.

I am watching a show on Netflix called 3% it is a lot like watching Clockwork Orange of the modern ...

ZantiMisfit comments on Jun 12, 2019:

Blasphemy I say!! There's only one *Clockwork Orange*.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 12, 2019:

Just a little ultra violence with the droogs me duckie.

I am a science teacher in an inner city school.

genessa comments on Jun 12, 2019:

no. keep believing as you have believed. the ones who seem not to care are not all the same. some really don't care. some do but are afraid to show they do. some do but are afraid of succeeding lest they be pulled down too. and some just don't know what to do so they go along with the crowd. ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 12, 2019:

@genessa i didn't know you were a racist. **Few poor** people fit in academically. Like or not, Blacks tend to live in under funded school districts because they don't live in the high rent distict and hence tend to be academic failures in college. The race isn't always won by the swift nor to the strong but that's the way to bet.

I am a science teacher in an inner city school.

genessa comments on Jun 12, 2019:

no. keep believing as you have believed. the ones who seem not to care are not all the same. some really don't care. some do but are afraid to show they do. some do but are afraid of succeeding lest they be pulled down too. and some just don't know what to do so they go along with the crowd. ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 12, 2019:

@genessa Whatever an "average voter" is. Funding for school districts depends on the price of real estate for the school district. If you want to get involved in politics and change the law, go forth with my blessings. >her guidance counselor advised her not to go to college, since she was only going to grow up to be a maid. Good advice. Unless she lived in the high rent district, it's likely she'd do what other blacks did in my freshman year of college. They'd flunk out after spending too much time in the student recreation center, unable to cut college freshman English or college algebra. My senior year at college it was a single grain of pepper in a sea of salt.

I am a science teacher in an inner city school.

genessa comments on Jun 12, 2019:

no. keep believing as you have believed. the ones who seem not to care are not all the same. some really don't care. some do but are afraid to show they do. some do but are afraid of succeeding lest they be pulled down too. and some just don't know what to do so they go along with the crowd. ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 12, 2019:

@genessa Go forth and convince the voters they need higher taxes to pay for it. The big gig is in the states is how much money a school district gets is based on real estate takes. Ergo, the average kid in Beverly Hills gets the best financed education. The school district (the inner city) where they are two points shy of living in a shack, doesn't collect much real estate taxes and there isn't as much money of inner city kids. Welcome to gringo land.

Best headline I've seen this year.

dartagnan6666 comments on Jun 12, 2019:

What sounds better, dick pics, or exposed pecker?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 12, 2019:

Exposed bleeding pecker.

I am a science teacher in an inner city school.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 12, 2019:

>I have always believed in educating everyone, but I am beginning to doubt that idea. Speaking as a beloved (by the school administration) substitute teacher for inner schools, we should leave some kids behind. I have meet the future felons of America. They're dam proud of their tracking ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 12, 2019:

@SeaGreenEyez To be a substitute teacher, one need not have a degree in education. Any bachelor's degree will do. I spent five years working at inner city schools. After taking a few college courses in an education degree program I found out a lot of their approaches were simply not practical or applicable to inner schools. Those instructors in special educations rarely lasted more than two years. Regardless of a new teacher's background, it was where they shoved new teachers for their first year. Special Ed was one of the most stressful and heart breaking class a person could get assigned to. That's one of the reason teaching is a high turn over profession: they try to mainstream the special ed kids into regular classrooms. First year substitute teaching, I'd go home shaking chanting the mantra *they're **just** kids*. One teacher told me he'd like to have a classroom tranquilizer gun. Shoot the kid and say "tag him, Jim." I'd always arrive with classroom supplies that the kids frequently didn't have just to get me through the day. Why Mr. Warthog, we'un's can't do class work. We don't have any writing supplies. Some days I gave the every member of the class a sheet of paper and a pen. Never a pencil. They'd break the class pencil sharpen.

I am a science teacher in an inner city school.

JimG comments on Jun 12, 2019:

My daughter-in-law was a science teacher in an inner city middle school. The class was overcrowded and underfunded. The objective of the administration was to prep students to pass standardized tests rather than teach them anything useful. The more senior science teacher was also an issue and didn't...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 12, 2019:

Some students only get fed the days they're in school.

I am a science teacher in an inner city school.

genessa comments on Jun 12, 2019:

no. keep believing as you have believed. the ones who seem not to care are not all the same. some really don't care. some do but are afraid to show they do. some do but are afraid of succeeding lest they be pulled down too. and some just don't know what to do so they go along with the crowd. ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 12, 2019:

>how about dealing with behavior problems by giving kids the behavioral help Three reasons: 1) not enough money in the budget; 2) not enough qualified people applying for the job, and; 3) high turn over for qualified people who take that job.

Drink up. Don't gulp.

Bungaloebob comments on Jun 12, 2019:

YES...CAREFUL with your tongue there.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 12, 2019:

No chewing.

Now a fairy tale for the young'n's.

Bungaloebob comments on Jun 11, 2019:

OH NO...YOU CAN'T just show me one frame of their love affair and be done with this!!! I've seen my friends mother and her neighbor hug like this...you have GOT to show more. = ]

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 12, 2019:

@Bungaloebob Late bloomers.

I want to know: what's the lettering on her outfit spell out? What does it mean?

Bungaloebob comments on Jun 12, 2019:

It means you are looking in the wrong places and should get a new pair of glasses!!!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 12, 2019:

Means something totally different to me. If you want ungodly large amount of comments ask what the fine lettering says on a mighty fine woman's body. After that, some of them will even translate it from Polish, tell you her name, how much money her brother makes and her last photo shoot.

Adventures in wine and wasps.

SweetHarp comments on Jun 12, 2019:

Too funny. Thanks for the laugh this morning! ( i would have just destroyed the cork and strained the wine)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 12, 2019:

Ergo the old Warthog's motto: we shall drink no wine until it's strained.

Drink up. Don't gulp.

Haemish1 comments on Jun 12, 2019:

My cup runneth over!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 12, 2019:

Will goodness and mercy follow?

Drink up. Don't gulp.

bobwjr comments on Jun 12, 2019:

Looks like a lot of fun count me in

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 12, 2019:

I've seen the extra large size martini glass for strippers at the titty toss clubs. Outside of the stripper, they never put anything **else** in the glass.

OK, so since I made my post about banning inactive members here, I've got a list of about thirty ...

mischl comments on Jun 7, 2019:

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WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 12, 2019:

I prefer shapely young naked women who have lusty plans for me. My advanced theory is if you can't get yer paws on them, it isn't going to hurt to look.

OK, so since I made my post about banning inactive members here, I've got a list of about thirty ...

hippydog comments on Jun 9, 2019:

Ill just ban myself , thank you.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 12, 2019:

I was brought back after I got thrown out of here for making critical comments. After that, it popped up on my group list and I started posting pictures of **nekid** women. Once that happened, I got tons and tons of comments and likes. It's not like I've been hiding behind a tree. I keep waiting for Cutie to say "Him? Didn't I ban him?"

It Makes you wonder just what it is that attracts women to the horrible, fat, piggy eyed, ...

genessa comments on Jun 10, 2019:

money g

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 12, 2019:

@genessa I like to think it gave German cockroaches cancer. Three years earlier, I gave a gal a catnip plant. Mice kept coming out of the woods to live with her and her landlord forbid her to have a cat. She hated removing Mickey Rodents dead relatives from traps and the mice kept moving the poison to her chest of draws. I put the catnip plant under the drip of her window AC because mints like wet roots. My theory was the catnip would draw stray cats who in turn would lower the local rodent population. Two weeks later, a mountain lion showed up along with a bobcat. The neighbor's doberman, who was on the end of a chain, started looking nervous. The master plan had serious problems.

Sounds good.

Robecology comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Anyone else hoping for a coronary? Stroke? The odds may not be in this sedentary teetotaler's (DJT's) favor, however, and not just because he faces an estimated 1 in 50 chance of dying of natural causes over the next year. He has unhealthy habits, cardiologists and psychiatrists fret over ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 12, 2019:

@Robecology C'mon...let's be practical. You're no fun. :-(

Three whole dollars!

SiouxcitySue comments on Jun 12, 2019:

I pull a fifth wheel around, that won't even get me to a gas station. If I had an extra bed I'd invite you along, but you have to bring your $3.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 12, 2019:

I've bought beer that cost more than $3.

It's Muuundaaaay

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

# According to Sesame Street it's --

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 12, 2019:

@TomMcGiverin the fact that they are exceptions explains why there is so much divorce. It's irrelevant. See, for most of humanity one did not expect one's wife to live long. She was prone to die in childbirth a few years down the road. Ergo guys kept getting new wives. Doesn't work that way today. Guys wind up with gals who can't stand them after several years out. Additionally since the mid-20th century divorce is **much** easier to get.

It Makes you wonder just what it is that attracts women to the horrible, fat, piggy eyed, ...

genessa comments on Jun 10, 2019:

money g

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jun 12, 2019:

@genessa tobacco is BAD. Back in 2005, I heard it's an insect repellent. I stopped at a nursery selling young tobacco plants and brought them home to plant around the front poach. The bugs ate them.

Gentlemen, How do you view things in life?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Always provide naked women towels to sit on. If you don't know why, don't ask why.