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Today is both the 5th of May (Cinco de Mayo) a major excuse for Mexican sympathizers to drink ...

Leeshi comments on May 5, 2019:

I celebrated yesterday with a pub crawl. It was a blast.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 6, 2019:

You telling me **after** the fact?

Today is both the 5th of May (Cinco de Mayo) a major excuse for Mexican sympathizers to drink ...

Andy4608 comments on May 5, 2019:

If you get the chance take a straw poll about the reason for the celebration. In my experience, most have no clue.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 6, 2019:

Most mistake it for Mexican Independence day (September 8). Hey, it's an excuse to party. We need a reason? Discount tequila is a good enough reason for me.

America's Best Christian Vol 1

altschmerz comments on May 4, 2019:

Still no nausea reaction button.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 5, 2019:

Here you go: 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

This presidency is going to be made into a movie in a few years.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 1, 2019:

Sounds more like a TV series than a movie.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 5, 2019:

@Freedompath This whole deranged trump debacle experience is all I will ever need of it’s existence! In contrast, I'd like to see the Trump version of *Spring Time for Hitler.* Anytime you can make fun of something, you win. Leave 'em laughing. Not enough people have realized how absurd Trump's positions are is until those positions are ridiculed. Without that, the voters will buy into those **same** positions again.

I've been attending AA meetings for some 8 months now.

Pralina1 comments on May 4, 2019:

Well . I agree completely . Up to few years ago I used to volunteer in local aa meetings . Teaching the physiological aspects and what to expect . The meetings were held in local church building . I have tried to do what I thought it was good work . After a point I decided the idea was strongly to ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 4, 2019:

@Stephanie99 As if we're all organic chemists.

I would like to meet more friends.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 1, 2019:

When I visit my profile page, it lists members nearest to me. Some of the nearest ones are in Miami, some 800 miles away.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 4, 2019:

@Petter When I lived in San Diego, California, I was impressed that within a 90 minutes I could drive east to the Pacific Ocean, west across the mountains and into the desert or south toward Mexico. > I would love to explore the blue ridge. Make it a hobby to do your research **first.** Without billboards, you won't see exits to gasoline stations, restaurants, museums, local attractions or hotels. During the winter road closures are common. Sometimes heavy rains in the summer will wash out sections of the road. Currently 32 kilometers of parkway are closed for road repair. Luckily, there doesn't seem to be any end of government agencies and organizations on the Internet to provide up to date information. Jot down notes because once in the mountains, cell phone service is spotty. It starts next to the Smokey Mountain National Forest in North Carolina and ends at Shenandoah National Forest in Virginia but because of political wrangling, most of the parkway is in North Carolina. North Carolina is full of gem stone mines, so you might want to bring a friendly woman with you who has always wanted a fist full of gems. (Major deal: while the gem stones are shockingly cheap, getting a jeweler to polish and set them them in place isn't).

Amazing....

Zoohome comments on May 3, 2019:

And everyone spoke with each other while having a meal!!!

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 4, 2019:

Now for a word for the MIT school of advanced repair: @Zoohome You had to smack the box . . . . . Yep. I used to watch people try to repair their car by beating it with box wrenches. Sometimes, it works! It's part of my principal behind talking to inanimate things. You can catch me petting the dashboard on the car and telling the car how nice it is before turning the engine on. Nice car, nice car . . . . . Must work because Petunia never says nice things to it and she's the one who has problems with the car.

I've been attending AA meetings for some 8 months now.

Pralina1 comments on May 4, 2019:

Well . I agree completely . Up to few years ago I used to volunteer in local aa meetings . Teaching the physiological aspects and what to expect . The meetings were held in local church building . I have tried to do what I thought it was good work . After a point I decided the idea was strongly to ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 4, 2019:

>strongly to encourage how to lose etoh and . . . . One thing I like about getting on this site is it makes me look up stuff. Etoh is slang for ethanol alcohol or grain alcohol. That's opposed to the grim characters drinking rubbing alcohol or alcohol's more toxic relatives.

What is worse?

Athena comments on May 3, 2019:

I'll take option c). Neither Definitely wouldn't want to be with a cheater, but why would someone lie about trivial things? What is an example of a trivial lie you'd be okay with? That they had salmon for lunch, but said they had tuna? That's still pretty weird.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 4, 2019:

@Athena In the case of not telling someone they have a fat ass (you silver tongued devil) it is being kind. Petunia grins like a mule eating briars when I tell her get her scrawny butt in gear. It's a case of being too kind.

I would like to meet more friends.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 1, 2019:

When I visit my profile page, it lists members nearest to me. Some of the nearest ones are in Miami, some 800 miles away.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 4, 2019:

@Petter Here in Seneca the rains come south or south east. Warm moist air rises from the Gulf of Mexico or from the Mississippi River valley. The Mississippi River valley rain is largely thwarted by the *Great Blue Wall.* The Great Blue Wall is part of the Blue Ridge Mountains. When the warm moist air hits that, it dumps most of the water on the western side of the mountains and in most cases creates a rain forest while my side suffers from frequent, sometimes decade long, drought. The reason the wall is blue is because the extremely dense mountain forests release so much hydrocarbons there has been a blueish haze that has existed long before the white guys arrived. If you ever get the urge to see too many mountain views, drive the Blue Ridge Parkway. It's a slightly over 1,000 kilometer ridge running scenic highway with hundreds of pull offs. One of the pull offs is pictured below. Commercial trucks, businesses and bill boards are banned so motorists can enjoy the view. Because of all the hairpin curves it's a magnet for motorcyclists who love to lean into the curves. Major deal: all those hairpin curves means slow going to get nowhere, generally under 50 kilometers per hour for most of the highway. If you love driving, I've found your Mecca.

What is worse?

birdingnut comments on May 3, 2019:

Neither. My ex did both. At the time I thought maybe he was mental, but now I see that many/most men routinely lie to gain advantage of women or evade responsibility for their errors. But I also noticed women protect themselves from their more powerful, dangerous male lovers and mates, by ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 4, 2019:

Another of a sea of promises to take my cold black heart and stomp that sucker flat. I find it difficult to forget the late great Hunter S. Thompson: "Yes, officer I knew it was wrong when I did it but I did it anyway." It always takes the wind of the sails of law enforcement. Then there's Zero Mostel "Guilty but with a hell of a good excuse." Zero's wife is almost never quoted. She's the one who said "I didn't want to be famous. I just wanted to upholster the sofa." >You know men who tell the truth when they're in trouble? I promise not to point them out to you.

OH, MY GOD May be this question has been asked and discussed here before.

maturin1919 comments on May 3, 2019:

I say a lot worse than that during sex.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 4, 2019:

I am too timid to ask for examples.

OH, MY GOD May be this question has been asked and discussed here before.

Boomtarat03 comments on May 3, 2019:

Nah! I just keep on moaning and moaning and moaning then say fuck m hard! And fuck me more and more and more.😋

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 4, 2019:

Sounds like we've met.

OH, MY GOD May be this question has been asked and discussed here before.

FrostyJim comments on May 3, 2019:

Why would I... it can refer to Zeus, Thor, or Bullwinkle ???

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 4, 2019:

When the butt bouncing turns into a blur and your toes are curling, cry out "Hokey smokes, Bullwinkle!" I'd give details about toe curling sex if wasn't for all the poor souls that would feel crushed for having missed it.

What is worse?

Athena comments on May 3, 2019:

I'll take option c). Neither Definitely wouldn't want to be with a cheater, but why would someone lie about trivial things? What is an example of a trivial lie you'd be okay with? That they had salmon for lunch, but said they had tuna? That's still pretty weird.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 4, 2019:

>why would someone lie about trivial things? One does not want to join the club of those of have said "No, the dress doesn't make your butt look fat. You got a big ass. The dress has nothing to do with it."

What is worse?

birdingnut comments on May 3, 2019:

Neither. My ex did both. At the time I thought maybe he was mental, but now I see that many/most men routinely lie to gain advantage of women or evade responsibility for their errors. But I also noticed women protect themselves from their more powerful, dangerous male lovers and mates, by ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 4, 2019:

>I see that many/most men routinely lie to gain advantage of women or evade responsibility for their errors. Sound like you pick out the wrong guys.

What is worse?

A2Jennifer comments on May 3, 2019:

There is no such thing as an “honest cheater.” Hiding what you are doing is lying. Telling someone that you love them and are in a monogamous relationship when you are unfaithful is lying If a cheater was honest about their cheating, then the partner is consenting to be in that relationship, so...

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 4, 2019:

@Unity There is no such thing as an “honest cheater.” What if they're up front about having random casual sex? I've know women who asked the best question ever: how about both of us? Currently, Petunia runs them off with a broom. I've been too honest with her. She spent too much time reading my cross referenced leather bound address book. It has entries like "Verlene: also see Suzi." That'll teach me to marry a Southern Baptist.

Amazing....

Donna_I comments on May 3, 2019:

And if you left the house no one knew where you were!

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 4, 2019:

@Donna_I >where the clams discovered while skinny dipping? The skinny dipping was in a fresh water creek. The salt water marsh clams were found in a a salt water bayou next to a sea wall. Once I had a car, I brought home a wash tub full of clams. I left them in water overnight to let them filter all the sand out of their bodies. I never brought a bottle of water for those trips. The assumption was I could stay thirsty until I found something potable. Today's kids are smart enough to bring a jug of water nearly everywhere they go as well as skin lotion for sun damage. Met my share of strangers along the way, one of whom was trying to get into turtle and tortoise ranching. Turtles and turtle eggs are good eats. I wasn't smart enough to know I was eating an endangered tortoise species, the golfer as well. Like its name sake suggests, it burrows into soft sandy soil. It may be extinct now. I didn't eat **that** many but there was a local civic club that might have pushed them over the brink.

I would like to meet more friends.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 1, 2019:

When I visit my profile page, it lists members nearest to me. Some of the nearest ones are in Miami, some 800 miles away.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 3, 2019:

@Petter The Sirocco from north Africa? Here in the states we have several prevailing winds with names like the Eagle from Mexico and the Hawk from Canada.

Amazing....

Donna_I comments on May 3, 2019:

And if you left the house no one knew where you were!

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 3, 2019:

@Donna_I One thing I found was a family graveyard in a wooded lot, no houses anywhere to be found. The lot was later opened up for paintball. Found a great place to go skinny dipping. Found an abandoned stash of porno magazines. Found a bay loaded with marsh clams. All manner of stuff.

I would like to meet more friends.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 1, 2019:

When I visit my profile page, it lists members nearest to me. Some of the nearest ones are in Miami, some 800 miles away.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 3, 2019:

@Petter Sounds like you take it down often instead of leaving it up 24 hours a day, every day. One thing you share with Pensacola: Spanish forts. The Spaniards put their forts on two barrier islands to guard the entrance to the bay. The low lying barrier islands are visited by one thing Spain doesn't have: hurricanes. Once the hurricane's storm surge exceeded the height of the barrier island, they reconsidered occupying Pensacola. On average a hurricane hits a Florida town once every five years. The forts were reclaimed by American forces who promptly repeated the Spanish experience. It's the only time Pensacola has any serious surf. Because of the **generally** calm waters of the Gulf of Mexico, Pensacola is known as the birthplace of naval aviation. Not only can they land sea planes without rough seas, they also train on air craft carriers in Pensacola. Most of the movie *Jaws* was filmed near Pensacola because of the calm waters.

Amazing....

Donna_I comments on May 3, 2019:

And if you left the house no one knew where you were!

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 3, 2019:

@Donna_I Once armed with a bicycle, it was common for me to vanish twenty miles away, often over dirt roads and trails that *needed exploring.*

I would like to meet more friends.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 1, 2019:

When I visit my profile page, it lists members nearest to me. Some of the nearest ones are in Miami, some 800 miles away.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 3, 2019:

@Petter I've been watching an old Rick Steve's travel show about southern Spain. It appeared the natives there are more complex means of beating the heat: white washed narrow lanes with pots of flowers. My market umbrella is impractical because wind can make it air born. They generally last for a year, sometimes dragging its iron stand across the porch taking outdoor furniture in its wake. We have had large fabric shelters like yours but they have trouble surviving as well.

I would like to meet more friends.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 1, 2019:

When I visit my profile page, it lists members nearest to me. Some of the nearest ones are in Miami, some 800 miles away.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 3, 2019:

@Petter Here in Seneca, it's nine a.m. and 18c. It's supposed to get up to 29c this afternoon I've put a market umbrella on the front porch to keep the heat down. One of the things I should never have done in Pensacola is take the free tour bus with Petunia. A tour guide pointed out all the historic places around downtown Pensacola. The bus had no air conditioning and that day it was about 45c inside the bus with cramped hard wooden seats. It's been discontinued. Can't imagine **why.**

Amazing....

Zoohome comments on May 3, 2019:

And everyone spoke with each other while having a meal!!!

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 3, 2019:

Presented to you by rabbit ears on a glorious nine inch black and white TV screen. The good old days: they were awful.

Amazing....

joeymf86 comments on May 3, 2019:

We lived in dangerous times back then.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 3, 2019:

Arg, when men were men, women were women and horses were hamburger helper.

Amazing....

Donna_I comments on May 3, 2019:

And if you left the house no one knew where you were!

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 3, 2019:

It was common for children to leave at dawn, return at dusk otherwise they'd miss dinner.

What to say when hijacked by two born agains in public

jerry99 comments on May 2, 2019:

If I'm in a good mood and feeling kindly toward the individual, I say something like, "I don't believe in a cranky old man with a beard as the supreme being, anything beyond that is not within my ability to comprehend." Otherwise, I just say GFY.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 3, 2019:

How quaint. A book written by plagiarizing barbarians who didn't know where the sun went once it got dark? Ohh...I like anything with talking animals that bases scriptures on dreams and nonsense like that. It's a book to scare children about a pyschopathic murderous God. Lovely. Do tell your invisible imaginary friend to pop over and say "hello." Either that or "If your God is real, what does He need **you** for?"

What to say when hijacked by two born agains in public

evidentialist comments on May 2, 2019:

Yes, I have a response. Works a fair share of the time. "Do you believe in (fillintheblank)?" "No, I don't. Do you believe in Shiva?" That is usually followed by a brief silence punctuated with mumbles. If they know anything at all, they will then say they don't. I then say, "There ya...

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 3, 2019:

@boatdude87 I can see something on the horizon with this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7rzSslub6U

Nine feet six inches and 22 rattles.

bobwjr comments on May 2, 2019:

They taste like chicken

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 3, 2019:

@bobwjr Now you've got a good reason to go to Llano, Texas. I wonder if you **ever** had a good reason to go there.

I feel pretty lonely.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 1, 2019:

>I feel pretty lonely . . . .maybe if I could meet someone on this site. Abandon all hope. Once you've said something like "I'm **so** lonesome" the reaction is "**what's a-matter you?"** Never describe yourself as so defective nobody wants to get anywhere near you.

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 3, 2019:

@metalicious1986 I'm very kind to Transylvania's transexuals because they make the **best** chocolate eclairs. BTW, what's wrong with green fuzzies from the planet Mongo, anyway? If you're holding a work of fiction as an accurate source, we've entered the land of the high absurd. Worthless side note: there is a mountainous region of North Carolina called Transylvania. One of the cities there is Highlands, where guess what's running the pastry shop? One time I mentioned it to a pen pal who lives in the European version of Transylvania. She had never heard of the North Carolina version. As long as I'm rambling, I went to Paris, Tennessee long before I went to Paris, France. The French version is better.

What to say when hijacked by two born agains in public

evidentialist comments on May 2, 2019:

Yes, I have a response. Works a fair share of the time. "Do you believe in (fillintheblank)?" "No, I don't. Do you believe in Shiva?" That is usually followed by a brief silence punctuated with mumbles. If they know anything at all, they will then say they don't. I then say, "There ya...

WonderWartHog99 replies on May 3, 2019:

I believe in fondue. In the heart of every person is melted cheese.