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WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 6, 2020:
## What's a drink without a nosh?
Double entendre?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 6, 2020:
## A clean beaver is a happy beaver.
Iraq vote, Hezbollah threat leveled at US troops in Mideast He has no idea how bad he fucked up. ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 6, 2020:
## Not a gun collector. I'm assuming you mean Trump should blow his brains out. He's too self centered to do that.
Iran offers 80 million for trump's death I don't know of this source, but does this seem fake?...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 6, 2020:
## US news sources haven't picked up on it. Overseas news sources have picked up on it, which for me indicates it's not satire. " Iranian Labour News Agency claimed Iranian MP Abolfazl Abutorabi issued the threats during an open session of parliament on Sunday. "We can attack the White House itself, we can respond to them on the American soil," he said, according to reports. "We have the power, and God willing we will respond in an appropriate time. The comments came after Trump issued a stark warning to Iran threatening order "very fast and very hard" strikes in the Islamic Republic if it retaliates for the targeted killing of General Qassem Soleimani. The leader of Iran's expeditionary Quds Force that organises Tehran's proxy forces in the wider Mideast was killed by the US in Baghdad on Friday." Source: https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2=12298268
I'm curious what people here think about online dating in general and more specifically what the ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 5, 2020:
## You'll be batting out most of the time. Most common reasons is they're too far away to date and it requires months, if not years, of effort. Additionally, it is common to discover fake accounts and accounts women have abandoned. That's the biggest reason for batting out most of the time -- she's not there. First of all you'll have to find someone within driving distance, should you get past that first stage. Second, keep plugging away at it daily if you're good at composing thoughtful and lengthy replies (about three to six months of private messages) until you swap phone numbers. When you send her a photo, make sure you're a sharp dressed guy. Most guys strike out sending photos of themselves either nude or in speedos. Once you have her phone number, exchange calls to rest up those fingers. Do not stop writing because women like to see private messages daily but now you can type less. Additionally, exchanging phone numbers makes it less likely she'll stand you up. Meeting her at her home means she's even less likely to stand you up. Third, arrange for a place to stay when you show up on your date. She may offer to put you up but tell her you were planning to stay at a motel. DO NOT SUGGEST SEX. Let that evolve naturally.
Finally getting my new apartment together. I love Southwest, American Indian, Far Eastern and other ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 5, 2020:
## You got a bit of an international flair.
I told her not to put those on!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 5, 2020:
## Darling," explained gay playwright Harvey Fierstein, "I was *born* to wear flats."
May your foes be tormented by many Geese.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 5, 2020:
## I used to have a Muscovie duck, Sunday Dinner, who would bite my pants legs while I brough him his dinner. He also tried to kick me. Problem: ducks can't kick. I'd turn around and there he'd be lying on his back, squawking furiously. The 37th person who has read this reply just figured out what happened to him.
Donald Trump campaigned at a Florida church today and a federal law says he can’t legally do that...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 5, 2020:
## According to the source, he broke a law that isn't enforced.
So... Facebook just let me know I have 27 more friends having a birthday in January. I already had...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 5, 2020:
## For many, an early frost is a good enough reason for sex.
Imprints Hunting owl other birds legos
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 4, 2020:
## I love the lego meme.
I don't keep my phone in my bedroom at night ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 4, 2020:
## We've gotten calls late at night from elderly relatives with emergencies, long after our bed time.
Anyone else tired of seeing the useless "Pray for Australia" nonsense on social media?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 4, 2020:
## Pray to stop the fires? Don't these sick, flithy, little monkeys know God does not preform on command?
Trump is clearly trying to start a war to distract from his impeachment.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 3, 2020:
## My theory is he forgot his promises to bring our middle eastern troops back home.
As we roll into a new decade, it is time to rethink your habits and try to live in a manner that has...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 3, 2020:
## I was planning to drive wrecklessly, thanks.
Splore noun Scot. a frolic; revel; carousal.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 3, 2020:
## I ought to drag out a book called "*How to Speak Southern." My favorite is "rat cheer" (N) in a close by location. For example "It's not there. It's rat cheer."
FULMINATE - Verb...1) express vehement protest. Synonyms; rant, rail, rage, storm, denounce, ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 2, 2020:
It is the custom of the disagreeable cusses on the internet to be fulminated often with excessive vigor. Sometimes on mere reputation alone. Not that I should know, lovable person that I am. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡
Courage could be contagious in the Senate [bostonglobe.com] We can hope
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 2, 2020:
From the source cited: *. . . . the benefits of speaking out may seem minimal: there’s no apparent effect of doing so, other than to be marginalized and vilified by your colleagues and the president.*
Well here I go again. Looking through online dating sites. ๐Ÿ˜ฃ So frustrating. At 67, I'm not a ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 1, 2020:
Now it's time to be Debbie Downer. >Do I just give up and spend the rest of my life alone? Yes. Not only do older women become less desirable as they age, they become more demanding what kind of guy they'll put up with. That's a sure fire combination for a romance train wreck. Your post continues on about you precive yourself as being undesireable to most men which implies you don't plan to find them. Additionally you see the ones that were interested in you as having "a 12 year old living inside them?" Try not to spit fire in my general direction. After all, I've been wrong before. In the meantime, have you considered a cat?
Most awesome thing ever
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 1, 2020:
## Where is this available in stores?
I'm gonna tell y'all a few things about myself as I sit here, alone again, on NYE. My profile is ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 1, 2020:
>..may none us be spending next year alone.. Before I got married for the second time, I spent almost all my New Year's Eve alone. Sometimes I'd find some friends in a night club to spend it with. Now Petunia insists we stay home for New Year's Eve at home. I had more fun on New Year's Eve without her. Now she gets gets topless around 10 p.m. to kiss me at the stroke of midnight. Didn't used to have a topless woman kiss me at the stroke of midnight before that second marriage.
Welcome to 2020!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 1, 2020:
## If the cork flies that high, the bottle was warm.
Happy New 2020 Y'all!๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰โค๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’ƒ
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 1, 2020:
## Happy New Year? You people trying to ruin my plans?
Crabby crab.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 1, 2020:
## Because we live about 300 miles from the ocean all the crabs we see are imitation. ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž I want knife welding crabs from the hood.
ERUDITION. - Noun...the quality of having or showing great knowledge or learning, scholarship. ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 1, 2020:
## People confuse me with that quality. I always fail to correct them and move on.
Fuck mornings sleep til noon and avoid them...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 1, 2020:
## Hello Wednesday, the first day of 2020. Petunia will be getting up soon snarling "Why did I go to bed so **late?**" I won't tell her it what she gets for getting half naked at 10 at night so she can kiss me at midnight.
Narp! This came to me while frequently finding a group that finds uncommon words in Yiddish. That's...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 31, 2019:
Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I am pondering? Pinky: Uh, I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so.
What are your New Year’s Eve plans? I’m going to a bar for dinner and dancing with 5 other ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 31, 2019:
> I’m going to a bar for dinner and dancing with 5 other single women. ## Take me with you!
Obama and Trump tie as the most admired man in 2019
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 31, 2019:
## It should be observed that there several **other** people in the running, giving a split of 18% for either man. Predictably, the division was along party lines.
Here in Dixie we have a good luck tradition for New Year's day. We eat black eyed peas and collard ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 31, 2019:
For those wanting to know why the possum drop was discountinued, see: https://www.newser.com/story/285017/no-possums-will-fall-from-the-sky-tonight-in-this-town.html
DROUTHY. - Adjective...1) characterised by a drought or lack of rain. 2) thirsty. DROUTH. - ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 31, 2019:
## Here in Dixie we have a good luck tradition for New Year's day. We eat black eyed peas and collard greens or turnip greens with corn bread. This dates back to the late 18th century when most people in Dixie were subsistence farmers. Back then, if you had beans and greens you were going to survive the winter. *The peas were supposed to symbolize coins and the greens, folding currency.* The corn bread symbolized "What you mean we can't afford loaf bread? We're that poor?" I had to look up Hogmanay (Scottish New Year celebrations). It's a word that didn't escape Scotland. Never heard of it before. After that, I found out their food stuffs for the day was ". . . other classics such as a cock-a-leekie soup (chicken soup) and hearty, substantial fare like venison pie with a side dish of either Rumbledethumps (potato and vegetable bake) or delicious traditional tatties and neeps (potatoes and turnips). It took decades of angry e-mails but it's official that a tradition in Dixie as been discontinued: the possum drop. Same thing as the ball drop in NYC but with a shy nocturnal animal. They were lowered inside of a cage and released. The fun part is a possum has more teeth than any mammal and can crush bone. Get out the way, we're releasing the possum!
I think president Trump may be near certifiably insane. His remarks on having accomplished more ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 31, 2019:
## In your guts, you know he's nuts.
Narp! This came to me while frequently finding a group that finds uncommon words in Yiddish. That's...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 31, 2019:
Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I am pondering? Pinky: I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking... I mean, what would the children look like?
Love this!!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 31, 2019:
## Smug farts are everywhere.
Weather was nuts today. 60 degrees yesterday and temps plummeted to 35 today. 60 mile an hour winds...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 31, 2019:
## At the start of this century, I realized climate change meant heat strokes in Florida and much stronger hurricanes. Therefore, I left for the mountains of South Carolina. I figured I'd never go fishing after Christmas again. Yesterday, it got up in the upper 60's. I could have gone fishing. Florida weather is coming after me.
Narp! This came to me while frequently finding a group that finds uncommon words in Yiddish. That's...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 30, 2019:
Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I am pondering? Pinky: Uh, I think so, Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu.
Seriously!๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜ง
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 30, 2019:
## It's a cast of thousands.
Yes just alike
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 30, 2019:
## He doesn't have this whole democracy thing down either.
Brings back old memories. Paris Island.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 30, 2019:
## In the navy at sea, we left a trail of garbage behind us. Ecology? Screw it.
Narp! This came to me while frequently finding a group that finds uncommon words in Yiddish. That's...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 30, 2019:
Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I am pondering? Pinky: Wuh, I think so, Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?
Good Morning Everyone! I was supposed to be working today but we have a weather advisory of freezing...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 30, 2019:
## Here in South Carolina it's tempting to chunk everything and go fishing. It's in the mid-60's at noon, clear skies. I should put up a laundry line and change the gas in the lawn mower tank. You suffering Yankees in the Great White North, keep those black ice tales coming. I need to start a tray of tomato seedlings.
A whole bunch of "Piñata memes against our sad, ignorant, POTUS. Share, awaken potential voters, ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 30, 2019:
## A most excellent collection. Here's a few more memes.
KVETCH--To complain, a person who complains a great deal
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 30, 2019:
## So, what's with the outbreak of Yiddish, already?
KNOSH--Slang for food. Can refer to food itself (noun) or the act of eating (verb)
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 30, 2019:
## So, what's with the outbreak of Yiddish, already?
IMPERVIOUS--Not allowing liquid to pass through, not capable of being affected by.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 30, 2019:
## Jewish osmosis: Moses lead his people through a semipermeable membrane.
"something"
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 30, 2019:
The two are from *Alice's Adventures in Through the Looking Glass*, often incorrectly cited as *Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.* Here's a quote from them stolen by Brain (of *Pinky and the Brain*) "Are you thinking what I'm thinking Pinky?" ## Narp!
Happy New Year!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 30, 2019:
## Many a time I've blamed soberity for the error of my ways. ๐Ÿ˜ฅ
Anybody not in the U.S. wanna correspond with a middle aged person living in Florida? Im not ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 29, 2019:
## Send me a PM and we will see how it works out. I escaped from Florida for the mountains of South Carolina. Those hurricanes were getting too strong for me. Besides I wanted to go mountain climbing and hunt down waterfalls for a change. Lately, I've been sending out postcards from my tour of the Blue Ridge Parkway, the most scenic ridge running highway in America to my friends in the flat lands. Pictured: Looking Glass Falls, Popcorn Mountains and the highest mountain in the eastern United States for my favorite summer time campground.
Definitely.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 29, 2019:
## Spider is going to have heart burn. Undercooked possum will do that.
My cousin is an artist on Cape Cod. I love this! First time I've posted any of his work. What do ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 29, 2019:
## Impressionalistic.
Chuck Todd talking about truth and lies this morning, and how people post 'news' items on social ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 29, 2019:
## For years on Facebook, I ran across people quoting from Russian Times (RT). I kept saying "RT is *owned* by the Russian goverment. They publish Russian propaganda and Russian lies. You can't trust that source." They ignored me. Maybe they were using a fake Facebook account out of Moscow.
Hmmmmm.... Has anyone taken the Myers-Briggs personality test? According to the results I am an ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 29, 2019:
## Has anyone taken the Myers-Briggs personality test? Worse. I use practice taking them so I get the results I wanted for job interviews.
Save who from what now??
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 29, 2019:
## Reminds me of what peace means in the middle east: reload.
Since my friend Max died ,,, had a day of whisky and projectile vomit ... then broke my wrist ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 29, 2019:
## We're not important enough for you to upgrade to voice recognition software? My frail male ego is crushed. ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
Satan always gets a bad rap.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 29, 2019:
## An invisible enemy for your invisible friend.
First post I saw today!!! It's gonna be a good one!!!!!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 28, 2019:
## In case you hadn't heard Trump's 10 second appearance was deleted for the TV version because other wise, it would have been too long for TV. As a result, the now it is being used as proof how deep the anti-Trump runs.
Hi everyone hope your Xmas was a happy one mine for the most part was good the gifts the family ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 28, 2019:
## If you have people who love you, another relationship will be along soon enough unless you're picky kind of guy.
Good evening. How was everyones Christmas?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 28, 2019:
## The high point of the season was going to a pot luck family dinner a few days before Christmas. They packed about 30 people in a 600 square foot house, elbow to elbow. Cheap gifts were exchanged like calendars, tiny flashlights, spiral bound notebooks, etc. Best regional food ever. We brought five pounds of spiral cut ham and a loaded baked potato cassarole.
Pretty sure these have been posted before but need some reminders for the end of the year.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 27, 2019:
## Here's a few more memes to keep you amused.
Trump: 'I Have Done More For Christianity Than Jesus' I've read similar articles, but this? FUCK ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 27, 2019:
## From the source: “I mean, the name of the magazine is Christianity Today, and who is doing more for Christians today? Not Jesus. He disappeared; no one knows what happened to him. But I’m out there every day protecting churches from crazy liberals.” "While Trump admitted that Jesus did do some things for Christianity in the past, Trump said he was doing more now and it was more substantial. “I’m appointing judges to help protect religious rights,” Trump stated. “How many judges has Jesus appointed? He says something about judging people in the future, but I ain’t seen it.” "Furthermore, Trump asserted that he “saved Christmas.” “Look what I’ve done,” he said. “You can say 'Merry Christmas' now. In fact, if you say ‘Happy Holidays’ and don’t immediately make it clear you’re referring to Christmas, you go to prison. What has Jesus ever done for Christmas? Be born? He wants credit for that? Come on.”
How about "unctuous." It means oily or disgustingly greasy, and also having a very smooth, smug ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 27, 2019:
## I think it's more fitting word for my favorite villain, Snidely Whiplash. Voice of the Announcer : Meanwhile, at an abandoned gold mine, a sinister figure lurks. Snidely K. 'Whip' Whiplash : I love to lurk. It's so me.
Very good reason to vote
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 27, 2019:
## Is it the lighting or are there dark hides in that photo?
There's a store I'd go to.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 26, 2019:
## Got my Festivus pole up.
Why I laugh so hard when people say Nazis have never been Christians....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 26, 2019:
## If you manage to cite historical sources that agree Hitler was the best ever Catholic choir boy, they'll say he wasn't a *true* Christian.
Wow!!! Pink Floyd...REALLY!!!!!!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 26, 2019:
## Stolen so I can threaten you with more Trump memes.
And happy....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 26, 2019:
## I prefer my beer dark and sinster. Women? That's another story.
What's that noise?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 25, 2019:
## When it happens, I refer to Percy as rocket cat.
I was on FB when a friend of mine called me out about bashing trump. I didn't get to read it all ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 25, 2019:
## Here in South Carolina the won't sell bottle rockets. Oh heck durn. Instead they'll sell you those wallet busting florial shells that can rip your head off instead. People drive in from out of state where fireworks are illegal to a fireworks stand and often buy a couple of thosand dollars worth of fireworks, only to find out -- no bottle rockets. There used to be two types of bottle rockets with or without retort. The "retort" was the bang at the end of the rocket's flight. No how's that for going off topic?
Trump is one of the only people happy to get coal for xmas...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 25, 2019:
## Once I've seen the heating bill double, I want the coal.
Have yourselves a fun little holiday everyone!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 25, 2019:
## That would ruin my plans.
I found this Trump enthusiast photographed by someone on Reddit . [reddit.com]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 24, 2019:
## Could that be Houston?
Well shit.....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 24, 2019:
## Bad day at the proof reader's station. They meant **crabbing** season but misspelled it for us to make mock.
I am not a shopper. I despise shopping, especially Christmas shopping. Shopping crowds make me ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 24, 2019:
## Sometimes I wonder why I don't get anxiety attacks playing last minute Santa, fearless galoot that I am. Frankly, I hope nobody ever tells me why that is.
Hello I'm a Jamaican atheist (still living in Jamaica). Looking for like minded people to talk with ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 24, 2019:
>. . . . hoping to find a girlfriend who shares similar values as I do . . . ## Happy hunting. You might have to settle with a couger because most women in here are over 40. There are more retirees than people in their twenties. There is a chronic shortage of people living in the Carribean. Most of the members live in the US. So if you get lucky, you're likely to find an AARP ( a retirement organization) member living in the ungodly state of ugly Ohio.
Parody song about trump
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 23, 2019:
## If you're Facebook free, they'll want you to fill out the form that never ends to see the song and dance.
Good morning all. As we head into the holidays, which also includes New Years, let’s be mindful ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 23, 2019:
## "Be safe, don’t drink and drive" Spoil sport. If you drink to wild excess and call a cab, you'll torture yourself with the question "Where's the car?" Likewise, if you bring a designated driver that'll be the person nagging you over having too much fun. That being said these days it's more likely Petunia and I will fall asleep watching TV, thinking they've got to drop that ball in Harold Square any time now.
@admin Some time ago I reached level 8 and was told that I would get a T-shirt. I didn't get one. It...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 23, 2019:
## It took about three months between level eight and getting a t-shirt. After a month of running around topless waiting for it to arrive, I started posting almost daily the fruitless wait for it to arrive before it showed up.
Christmas Smudge - Ha ha ho ho ho...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 23, 2019:
## I want to hear the rest of that song.
Why I didn't have fishing bait?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 23, 2019:
## For those who never go fishing, one can buy different kinds of worms as fish bait: red worms, earth worms and wigglers. Feel free to name more because that's what I grew up fishing with. Worms are looked down at by experienced fishermen. They are icky to put on the hook. Your hands get six kind of nasty. That is because worms shit in the container. When the hook goes through them, worm guts go everywhere. When I take women fishing, they insist I bait their hook. Despite all of that, it's the most likely bait that will catch fish. Side story: I used to drive by a sign every day that said "Wiggler for sale." My friend looked at it one day and said "That's got to be one big wiggler." ๐Ÿ˜Š
Deipnosophist noun a person who is an adept conversationalist at a meal. But then, of ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 23, 2019:
I wonder what the opposite word for "Shut up and eat already" could be. It seems to apply to yesterday's family gathering.
Washington Legislator Matt Shea Accused Of 'Domestic Terrorism,' Report Finds : NPR
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 23, 2019:
## Guns for God group.
Why do religious types always associate the most pleasurable things in life with being negative. ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 22, 2019:
## In the winter, scantily dressed women always want me to turn up the thermostat and make the house warmer. In a material culture the point is pointlessly aquire assets instead of wasting one's time with pleasurable persuits. We'un's crazy we is.
ZENITH. - Noun...the time at which something is at it’s most powerful or successful. Synonyms; ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 22, 2019:
## The opening post was sponsored by the Acme Company.
ESCHEW--DELIBERATELY ABSTAIN FROM, AVOID--"He appealed to the crowd to eschew violence"
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 21, 2019:
## First time I encountered *eschew* in the 7th grade I thought it had something to do with mastication. Later, I had to explan the difference between mastication and masturbation to my middle school cohorts. I've been baffling the masses ever since.
Ex-KY Governor: I Pardoned a Child Rapist Since His Victim’s Hymen Was Intact Leave it to a ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 21, 2019:
## Welcome to wild, uninformed speculation for children who need to have their brains warped and spines curved. >Maybe he sodimized her anally? Maybe he stuck it between her breasts and rubbed his dick between them until he came. Maybe he got a blow job or stuck it her nose or . . . . Not anal. Anal leaves physical evidence such as sperm and inflamation.
YOICKS - Exclamation...used originally by fox hunters to urge on the hounds; can also be used as ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 21, 2019:
## Unknown origin? Phiffly poo. *Origin of yoicks earlier hoik, hike, also yoaks. See: https://www.yourdictionary.com/yoicks
Fakakta. — silly or rediculous
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 21, 2019:
Enough already with the Yiddish. One author said: *It’s a fakakta situation and it makes me want to plotz, so last weekend at the beach, I decided to finally say something to my schlep-appropriating friend. I said, “Listen, you can’t just borrow cultural elements from a minority group and claim them as your own. If you’re going to use Yiddish words, you have to own them, earn them, respect them, OK?” *And she said, “Ahhh don’t be such a noodge, Danny! Let this shiksa say schlep and stop kvetching, you schmuck!” Fair enough. She owned it. She earned it. She sold the schtick. Source: https://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/life-and-relationships/oy-vey-everyone-s-yiddishing-now-and-it-s-a-fakakta-situation-20180222-p4z18b.html The Urban Dictionary says: *a word used to describe something that is not working well or is really crap. Derived from a multitude of yiddish words.* For a Yiddish quizz see: http://www.playbill.com/video/can-you-yiddish-watch-the-stars-decode-schtup-schmatta-and-fakakta-on-fiddlers-red-carpet
This is a U caption contest
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 20, 2019:
## Speed bump ahead.
Mental health professionals read Trump’s ‘venomous and vitriolic’ letter: A study in ‘the ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 20, 2019:
## The first time a rambling Trump election ad showed up on television this year, there was such a scattering of unrelated lies and illogical claims in 30 seconds that questioning his sanity seemed to be top of the list.
Ghost of impeachment past.....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 20, 2019:
## Nixon left *after* meeting with a committee of Republicans who said they would no longer honor his leadership in Congress. We don't have Republicans that brave any more.
Trump only needs 7% of senators to avoid removal. Is this what America is about!? Someone please...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 20, 2019:
## It's got too many graphs breaking down pro/anti Trump factions by race, gender, etc. to do a simple copy and paste. The bottom line: Trump was impeached by a narrow margin in the house but his supporters have the narrow edge in the senate. Unless that changes, Trump will stay in office.
Wow! That's really something!
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 19, 2019:
## Does it come with avocado butter or regular margine?
The righteous indignation of the republicans yesterday was nauseating. The optimist buried deep ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 19, 2019:
## I was impressed how many of them were blaming Hillary as well as sticking to charges long since disproved by reputable news media.
Real Americans don't fly these...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 19, 2019:
## Real Americans consider Dixie part of their heritage. You saying people in Dixie fought on the side of the north Bubba?
cold weather makes me think if bears....but they're probably hibernating...๐Ÿ˜
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 19, 2019:
## Although I go tent camping where they average one bear for every two acres, they stay away from me. I credit taking a motor mouth hiking companion(s) and a bear bell.
President Trump impeached in historic vote by sharply divided House Let's get this little weasle ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 19, 2019:
## It was starkly divided down party lines. No Republicans voted for impeachment. Only two Democrats split with the party vote.
fa'afafine fah-ah-FAH-fee-nay noun A Samoan who identifies as neither male nor female gender, ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 19, 2019:
## Unable to use it in normal conversation (like how often will this come up), I promise to forget this word immediately.
Avoid single use disposables.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 18, 2019:
## I keep telling myself to get a can crusher.
A must read for everyone! [dailymaverick.co.za]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 18, 2019:
## Dam those white people! Us folks in South Africa ought to put 'em in exile and take their money. Sounds good to me.
Ahhh Wednesday....
WonderWartHog99 comments on Dec 18, 2019:
## Begin the day with an espresso royal. Be a wide awake drunk.

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