I keep finding Easter memes in all the wrong file folders on my hard drive.

OldGoat43 comments on Apr 20, 2019:

Maybe they were "lost" for a reason.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 20, 2019:

When I first started collecting memes, I didn't have a clue how to create a classification system for the +5,000 religion related memes I was about to find online for the next decade.

I keep finding Easter memes in all the wrong file folders on my hard drive.

SiouxcitySue comments on Apr 20, 2019:

You seem to have a lot of these. Is that from closeted rage?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 20, 2019:

When I first started collecting memes, I didn't have a clue how to create a classification system for the +5,000 religion related memes I was about to find online for the next decade.

I keep finding Easter memes in all the wrong file folders on my hard drive.

altschmerz comments on Apr 20, 2019:

They're all great but the second to the last is my favorite.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 20, 2019:

The dysfunctional veteran bunnies give me the willies.

Good Morning all.

Haemish1 comments on Apr 20, 2019:

Cloudy here, but it should be a good day to try my first grafting experiment - I’m going to splice an Apple and a pear onto my crabapple tree :)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 20, 2019:

Planning to make fruit relish? It's the only thing I can make with a crab apple.

NECRONOMICON.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 20, 2019:

Speaking of H. P. Lovecraft, every four years I run across:

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 20, 2019:

@Marionville Lovecraft's "heroes" tend to faint.

I just found the file folder with my Easter memes.

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

last one is the best

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 20, 2019:

@FrayedBear Rationally trying that with a rabbit would get one an especially horrifying bunny bite, followed by Bugs for dinner.

HUBRIS: n.

FrayedBear comments on Apr 19, 2019:

We had a Prime Minister by the name of Howard who with Bush & Blair should be facing charges of crimes against humanity. He denounced his predecessor Keating for being full of hubris. He was also but little did we realise that when he took office. He also acquired his own evident mantle of hubris. I...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 20, 2019:

@aahouck49 Welcome to the world of ebonics and using initials,know the really really good word for it but do not wish to confuse any of my nemesis' One of my English professor said "There's English and then there is tuxedo English." Heap of scruffy, down on its luck English out there.

HUBRIS: n.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Hubris leads to nemesis.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 20, 2019:

@aahouck49 El Chapo, last I heard, was in a super max in Colorado. Something happen?

Over on MSNBC, Rachel Maddow likened the report to "a really good ragu," or perhaps Chinese food ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 20, 2019:

Sounds like fluff.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 20, 2019:

@Mofo1953 >can't be fluff if it is a direct quote, Direct quote of fluff from them what use to be.

Just to get through Friday.

Triphid comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Well, here where I live I've made it through the Insanity which is ' Good (????) Friday' according to the Faithfools and absolutely NONE have wended their way to my door to preach to me. Ergo, it HAS been a very GOOD and excellent Friday.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 20, 2019:

@Triphid > I've even heard a number of louder comments proclaiming my shirt as Blasphemous and me being a Blasphemer as well. Judge not least you be judged as well, you self-righteous little shit.

Will pass on eucalyptus and turpentine oil.

Lutherzme comments on Apr 20, 2019:

Burns so good!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 20, 2019:

I hear the voice of experience speaking.

oh thank goodness there is a group on here that's anti-trump.

Freedompath comments on Apr 20, 2019:

You should be fine in this group...as no one in this group can handle d. trump...except to point out that he may have missed the mark, when it comes to human attributes! But, it appears from his point of view he was born WITH the golden goose! But, the people in this group will never let trump get ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 20, 2019:

>no one in this group can handle d. trump.. Mostly because we're unwilling and unable to use a sniper rifle.

oh thank goodness there is a group on here that's anti-trump.

HippieChick58 comments on Apr 20, 2019:

Welcome!! We're a great group of people who love bashing the damn Donaldo. We don't have many rules, just play nice and bash Donnie. We do see trolls once in a while and they are removed as soon as we can block them. I'm the group owner, and we have a co moderator. I check in every day as I am able ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 20, 2019:

>We're a great group of people . . . . Whoa. Now you're sounding like the Donald. . . . . who love bashing the damn Donaldo. Often with grossly exagerated photo shopped memes that are irrelevant or simple name calling. Mostly I visit to see the details of the accurate critics.

Over on MSNBC, Rachel Maddow likened the report to "a really good ragu," or perhaps Chinese food ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 20, 2019:

Sounds like fluff.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 20, 2019:

@Robecology Stuff like "It's like a daisy chain of kindness, with all these reporters paying it forward because of what he did for them," is a high standard of fluffiness. "Daisy chain of kindness"? Oh, barf.

So.

273kelvin comments on Apr 20, 2019:

Easter is a spring festival. New beginnings are what its about.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 20, 2019:

Spring is all the fun of pulling winter weeds, turning the soil over and waiting for the weather and bugs to kill it all.

Just to get through Friday.

Triphid comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Well, here where I live I've made it through the Insanity which is ' Good (????) Friday' according to the Faithfools and absolutely NONE have wended their way to my door to preach to me. Ergo, it HAS been a very GOOD and excellent Friday.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 20, 2019:

@Triphid When you wear that clever shirt, do you get the seat **all to yourself** or do they fear to speak to you?

Good morning all! The attached was sent to me via e-mail from one of my very Republican friends.

brentan comments on Apr 13, 2019:

To the best of my knowledge, the Republican party started up in opposition to the treatment of black people.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 20, 2019:

@Antidronefreeman >Why black people are African Americans? It's dam hard to find an African American that has ever set foot in Africa; even harder to find a Black who has dual citizenship in some African country and the US. If you want confused black faces, provide them an unlabeled map of Africa and ask them to point out a few countries to you. Next try the same act with white high school graduates and a map of the US. This level of ignorance and stupidity, explains **too much** about the status of US politics. Like Native Americas, Blacks want a longer title to their ethnic group. They got it. It's a case of "I don't care what you want to be called. Pick something and we'll play with that instead." Moi? I'm a gringo from Dixie.

Good morning all! The attached was sent to me via e-mail from one of my very Republican friends.

Haemish1 comments on Apr 13, 2019:

It represents the Democratic Party many decades ago, but I don’t think it’s representative of current democrats. Seems like it’s mostly conservatives now days that try to protect the confederate flag.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 20, 2019:

>Seems like it’s mostly conservatives now days that try to protect the confederate flag. Minor nit: there is no "confederate flag." The CSA never approved of a single flag to represent them. Instead generals and states all had their own flag.

Good morning all! The attached was sent to me via e-mail from one of my very Republican friends.

davknight comments on Apr 13, 2019:

The Democrats used to represent the Philistines. While the Republicans used to represent the Libertines. So the above are lame arguments, since the Democrats of the time, actually thought like present-day Republicans. When did the switch take place? Back in the early 20th century. What are ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 20, 2019:

@bigpawbullets Sounds like we're doomed! He who still laughs has not been told the terrible truth.

More Easter memes

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

damn you got a lot of easter memes

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 20, 2019:

I guess there's a few hundred more in my eight folders named Jesus1, Jesus2, etc. Just a question how much hunting I want to do.

Technically it's not stealing...cuz you can't steal people.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 20, 2019:

If she's fucking the idiot, is she good?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 20, 2019:

@Diagoras The meme says **she is the one** who is having sex with the idiot. Implies she has low standards for who she'll fuck.

Sad but true.

GwenBFree comments on Apr 20, 2019:

There’s toys...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 20, 2019:

As long as they don't involve four cycle oil and a rope pull.

Moses crossing the desert

GwenBFree comments on Apr 20, 2019:

A bit of a stretch and as a non-motorcycle person not sure I fully understand but still funny

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 20, 2019:

The muffler fell off.

Oops! It's a spoiler, but not Game of Thrones!

brentan comments on Apr 20, 2019:

But he comes back and kicks ass and rules forever and ever amen! You can't beat a good script.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 20, 2019:

To quote Bones: "He's dead, Jim."

Fun for the family!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2019:

It's a bug eyed baby.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 20, 2019:

@Merseyman1 The baby might be wondering if that's how to get a shot of liquor.

Just to get through Friday.

Triphid comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Well, here where I live I've made it through the Insanity which is ' Good (????) Friday' according to the Faithfools and absolutely NONE have wended their way to my door to preach to me. Ergo, it HAS been a very GOOD and excellent Friday.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 19, 2019:

If you wear a t-shirt that says "Let me tell you about Jesus" you will have the bus seat all to yourself.

HUBRIS: n.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Hubris leads to nemesis.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 19, 2019:

@LenHazell53 Mythology 102.

Oldie but a goodie

EyesThatSmile comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Bad news. It is true. He DID die for nothing.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 19, 2019:

Then he went into peeping Tom mode.

Happy Friday!

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2019:

He got to hang out all day.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 19, 2019:

. . . and made new friends.

Ok folks, back from 2 weeks on the Appalachian trail through Pennsylvania.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 17, 2019:

Links just wannta go crappy. At what mile marker to you depart from?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 19, 2019:

@AstralSmoke There's guys who roll themselves in a plastic tarp instead of using a bedroll or a tent.

Take your gripes to the Complaint Department

brentan comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Well then! Are you a man or a mouse?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 19, 2019:

Got cheese?

Is it true or am i dreaming? Is he fucked & fired?!

mcgeo52 comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Between what is in the Mueller report, which absolutely does not exonerate him, and his tax returns, which Congress will have soon, and the various other investigations at the state and federal level, it's just a matter of time. It is also a matter of timing. I would not put it past Nancy Pelosi ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 19, 2019:

@silverotter11 Whatever will be will be. The future is not for us to see.

Are there any elementary education teachers out there?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Are there big bucks involved? Disclaimer: I never taught k-6.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 19, 2019:

@aahouck49 > Did you take the same things the Marvel guys did??? I stopped reading Marvel around when I was 12 years old. Underground comics often have explicit sex scenes, dealt with drugs and other things that would make one's parents go livid if they saw *their* kid with them. Underground comics are amazingly politically incorrect towards women and minorities. Facebook members who discuss them and show strips, stay in Facebook jail. One thing the late Stan Lee said about main stream super hero comics is the heroes typically blended in with with the general population. "New York City," he mused, "Maybe. Everywhere else, you don't walk down the street in skin tight clothes and a cape." One thing I liked about The Incredibles is they came with a seamstress. Dam few people can create those costumes, even super heroes. >Just think you have a very dry wit, very dry, as in a very dry martini, mixed not shaken. Unlike James Bond, I prefer my martini made with gin. Shaking it, makes it diluted. Thanks for the dry wit complement.

Are there any elementary education teachers out there?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Are there big bucks involved? Disclaimer: I never taught k-6.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 19, 2019:

@aahouck49 > Did you take the same things the Marvel guys did??? I stopped reading Marvel around when I was 12 years old. Underground comics often have explicit sex scenes, dealt with drugs and other things that would make one's parents go livid if they saw *their* kid with them. Underground comics are amazingly politically incorrect towards women and minorities. Facebook members who discuss them and show strips, stay in Facebook jail. One thing the late Stan Lee said about main stream super hero comics is the heroes typically blended in with with the general population. "New York City," he mused, "Maybe. Everywhere else, you don't walk down the street in skin tight clothes and a cape." One thing I liked about The Incredibles is they came with a seamstress. Dam few people can create those costumes, even super heroes. >Just think you have a very dry wit, very dry, as in a very dry martini, mixed not shaken. Unlike James Bond, I prefer my martini made with gin. Shaking it, makes it diluted. Thanks for the dry wit complement.

Ok folks, back from 2 weeks on the Appalachian trail through Pennsylvania.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 17, 2019:

Links just wannta go crappy. At what mile marker to you depart from?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 19, 2019:

@Charl5 For most people 10 to 12 miles a day is a decent clip.

HUBRIS: n.

FrayedBear comments on Apr 19, 2019:

We had a Prime Minister by the name of Howard who with Bush & Blair should be facing charges of crimes against humanity. He denounced his predecessor Keating for being full of hubris. He was also but little did we realise that when he took office. He also acquired his own evident mantle of hubris. I...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 19, 2019:

"I know words. I know the best words." Donald J. Trump, hubris master misspelling most words, most of the time, writing on a third grade level.

What wouldn't Trump be prepared to do if it meant one upping Hillary?

altschmerz comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Is that real? A rare instance of him being witty.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 19, 2019:

He's so nuts there isn't any telling if it's really him. He is prone to babble nonsense.

Just to get through Friday.

Petter comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Last time I bought what is within out into the world I got arrested for indecent exposure!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 19, 2019:

@TomMcGiverin Just need to find a traveling companion or book a trip for singles. Cruise ships have single cruises and even one for nudists. Finding a travel agent can help a lot. Tell them what kind of crowd you want. By the way, cruises that cross oceans tend to attract more elderly groups. Traveling companion could be trickier, depending if you require one with romantic intentions. If you want a warm body to come along, place an ad in the local newspaper where you're going and when, followed by screening out the sane people. Often people will come along with you if you get them 95% of the way to where they want to be. If you're driving to San Francisco and they are trying to get to its sister city of San Jose, they might catch a ride with you. You could make it more affordable if they agree to pay for some or all of the gasoline.

Just to get through Friday.

Petter comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Last time I bought what is within out into the world I got arrested for indecent exposure!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 19, 2019:

@germangirl90439 I wasn't planning to point out "After a year, workers in Australia and the EU have a mandatory minimum of 20 days paid vacation, with some European countries giving their employees up to 25 days a year." Source: https://www.forbes.com/sites/niallmccarthy/2017/06/26/american-workers-have-a-miserable-vacation-allowance-infographic/#217dbaa4126d

Just to get through Friday.

Petter comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Last time I bought what is within out into the world I got arrested for indecent exposure!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 19, 2019:

@germangirl90439 I get 13 + paid holidays this year Those who work for government agencies get more holidays than those who work for businesses. I've never had arbor day, president's day, etc, off and have had to work through Christmas before.

Are there any elementary education teachers out there?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Are there big bucks involved? Disclaimer: I never taught k-6.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 19, 2019:

@aahouck49 Ever see those movies with Grompy Old Men, that just about sums it up!! no disrespect warthog, but with that moniker you kinda ask for it!! My guess is you weren't reading the underground comic books in during the 60's and 70's. You were old enough to be around when Wonder Warthog, an eight foot tall hog of steel, became a classic underground comic book character, a porcine parody of Superman. I got my share of grins, giggles and farts out of following his adventures. One reviewer said " There’s also a lot to be said for the layers of grit the cartoonist piles onto his creation [hog of steel] finding his comedy by wallowing in the depths of drugs and dirt and crime that are so often wiped clean in rose-colored retrospects of the decade of peace and love." Does a savior of mankind parody sound like a grumpy old man to you? Mercy sakes! Source: https://boingboing.net/2014/03/05/the-best-of-wonder-wart-hog.html

Is it true or am i dreaming? Is he fucked & fired?!

mcgeo52 comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Between what is in the Mueller report, which absolutely does not exonerate him, and his tax returns, which Congress will have soon, and the various other investigations at the state and federal level, it's just a matter of time. It is also a matter of timing. I would not put it past Nancy Pelosi ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 19, 2019:

@silverotter11 Base has varied from 31% to 40% of the eligible voters. The only thing that got him elected is the base voted in a few key states. I am assuming during the next presidential election the ticked off voters will turn up at the poles.

Just to get through Friday.

Petter comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Last time I bought what is within out into the world I got arrested for indecent exposure!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 19, 2019:

@Haemish1 Who can afford a vacation? The Danish. We're living in the wrong country.

Film buffs will understand.

silverotter11 comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Run away, run away.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 19, 2019:

Pass me that holy hand grenade.

Just to get through Friday.

Petter comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Last time I bought what is within out into the world I got arrested for indecent exposure!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 19, 2019:

@Petter The shifting date for Easter is part of the problem for making it a holiday. However, some companies make the day **after** Easter a holiday. On Easter sun rise services are popular. Europeans have more holidays and paid vacations than Americans. Most Americans won't take a vacation.

Ok folks, back from 2 weeks on the Appalachian trail through Pennsylvania.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 17, 2019:

Links just wannta go crappy. At what mile marker to you depart from?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 19, 2019:

@AstralSmoke I used to carry a 20 pound pup tent but now I've got the four pound version of the same thing designed for high winds on mountain tops. That tent cost nearly $400. Lucky me, I won it in an L. L. Bean contest along with other light weight backpacking gear.

Yummy, yummy, I got love in my tummy.

Boxdoc comments on Apr 19, 2019:

A Lovecraft Pie. I'm a sucker for those.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 19, 2019:

They're rather chewy.

Just to make Friday good.

Robecology comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Buy 'em. Wear 'em. Share 'em. They're cheap....and buttons earn commitment. https://trumpslastday012021.com/shop-online.html?store-page=Trumps-Last-Day-01-20-21™-Not-soon-enough-Button-p91231045=21624352

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 19, 2019:

Those kind of buttons earn holes in your clothes.

I went back to college just before AARP hunted me down to join their ranks.

Petter comments on Apr 19, 2019:

You write well and wittily. Have you joined this group? https://agnostic.com/group/thewrittenword

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 19, 2019:

Thank you. Prior to enrolling for my degree in English, I was an editor/writer for small newspapers. That ought to explain why people think I write well. I used to belong to a writers group where they met **in person** at the local library. Mostly they read their works aloud and fawned over each other. I haven't joined the Agnostic writer's group.

Just to get through Friday.

Petter comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Last time I bought what is within out into the world I got arrested for indecent exposure!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 19, 2019:

@Petter For most of us in the states, Good Friday isn't a holiday. BTW, here in the eastern US it is seven in the morning. Coffee?

Is it true or am i dreaming? Is he fucked & fired?!

mcgeo52 comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Between what is in the Mueller report, which absolutely does not exonerate him, and his tax returns, which Congress will have soon, and the various other investigations at the state and federal level, it's just a matter of time. It is also a matter of timing. I would not put it past Nancy Pelosi ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 19, 2019:

Congress is not known for operating at breakneck speed. He'll serve out the rest of his term while he stays unable to push any legislation through during a decline with his core supporters.

Just to get through Friday.

Petter comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Last time I bought what is within out into the world I got arrested for indecent exposure!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 19, 2019:

You were being a little too literal.

Anhedonia (noun) : a psychological condition characterized by inability to experience pleasure in ...

TheDoubter comments on Apr 19, 2019:

i'm not anhedonistic. i simply don't show exuberance

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 19, 2019:

It doesn't mean those who don't go "Whoopie" when they win the lottery.

Warm rotten puke soaked in lye.

OpposingOpposum comments on Apr 18, 2019:

Why does that exist?😷😭😭😭

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 19, 2019:

Largely to keep seafood from rotting and preserve it in an eatable form that won't kill you when people didn't have access to a freezer.

Offended Italy wasn't in it ! At least Greece made it ...

escapetypist comments on Apr 18, 2019:

Greece is and always will be in ruins

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 18, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue I thought was explaining why one should visit New Orleans in February, instead of the off season. Guess I won't be hitching a ride with you this summer.

Offended Italy wasn't in it ! At least Greece made it ...

escapetypist comments on Apr 18, 2019:

Greece is and always will be in ruins

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 18, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue >I spend my summers in the Pacific northwest Can I hitch a ride? In New Orleans' off season, it doesn't cool down during the night enough to count. I have learned if I wander the streets of d'Rue d'Bourbon during the off season, my unsuspecting female companion will be staggering out drunk once they start chugging the hurricanes.

Teach your children well

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 18, 2019:

Does leaving out a vowel in that word confuse anyone?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 18, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue Ah, shucks folks, ah's speechless.

Ok folks, back from 2 weeks on the Appalachian trail through Pennsylvania.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 17, 2019:

Links just wannta go crappy. At what mile marker to you depart from?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 18, 2019:

@Charl5 In my family we were used as mules during oat shortages. ;-)

Offended Italy wasn't in it ! At least Greece made it ...

escapetypist comments on Apr 18, 2019:

Greece is and always will be in ruins

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 18, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue Actually, I believe that applies to N'Awlins too. New Orleans in the summer the humidity stays at or near 100 percent. The sweat never dries. Arizona gets **as hot** but I don't think the humidity is that high. People tell me "It's not the heat, it's the humidity." I reply "I don't care about the humidity, ten billion degrees is **hot.**"

Teach your children well

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 18, 2019:

Does leaving out a vowel in that word confuse anyone?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 18, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue Which word are you talking about? F*cking. All it's missing is u. >as a responsible parent he doesn't spell it out.... Piffly poo. Every small child doesn't make it out of elementary school without a vocabulary of vulgar words.

That's how it starts....

Robecology comments on Apr 18, 2019:

My response, as a 45 year teacher, retired. was... Schools are mental gymnasiums. Your teachers are coaches. Hardly anyone gets paid to do push ups....but learning to be physically fit gives you longevity. Learning to be mentally fit also gives you longevity.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 18, 2019:

@Robecology While I was living in Pensacola, there were people that would go to a section of the railroad tracks, dig up the clay soil and eat it. Reason: they thought it would work as birth control. Instead, they'd have a large family.

Mueller report!!!!! Reading and drinking tea. Woo Hoo. [justice.gov]

Buddha comments on Apr 18, 2019:

Maybe a pinot noir might be better @ :)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 18, 2019:

Get the biggest jug of wine you can. This is only the first two parts.

Mueller report!!!!! Reading and drinking tea. Woo Hoo. [justice.gov]

ToolGuy comments on Apr 18, 2019:

Took too long to download. Maybe only available in the USA?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 18, 2019:

In the bad old days, when I ran into down load problems I'd have lunch.

Curious about how to up your oral sex game?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 18, 2019:

Nary a word about women who want to crush heads with their legs once they start to get excited. I was also disappointed that using a nose snorkel wasn't mentioned. There's so much stuff they leave out of high school sex ed. :-(

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 18, 2019:

@Cabsmom I want to control how far a man's cock goes in my mouth That's easy. The cut off point is where you grab his dick before you suck it. This can limit it to going in for three inches, *or less.* Thrust as hard as he may, you won't be getting your fist in your mouth. It's a case of grab what you can handle. In many cases, it doesn't hurt to wash his head cheese off or taking a shower with the willing subject. Reconsider if his crusty wang needs steel wool. To suppress your gag reflex, rub your finger under your tongue for a couple of minutes. In some porno movies they don't edit that part out as long as the actress can look coy and seductive with her finger in her mouth. Maybe they do that in gay porno films. I wouldn't know. Since I don't swing that way, I don't watch gay porno. Lordy honey child, you think anyone ever wrote this stuff down?

Ok folks, back from 2 weeks on the Appalachian trail through Pennsylvania.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 17, 2019:

Links just wannta go crappy. At what mile marker to you depart from?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 18, 2019:

@Charl5 carrying all the gear is not fun. I declared my load limit at 120 pounds. One woman wanted me to bring: two tents, a rug, a whisk broom, a propane stove, a teakettle, a skillet, a saucepan, bug spray, sun screen, soap, a washcloth, two air mattresses, a pair of sleeping bags, pillows, something to flip flap jacks with, insulated egg carrier, milk, flour, salt pepper, steaks, a whole chicken, a big spoon, a knife, a cast iron barbeque charcoal burner, a jacket, toiletries, an ice cooler, a machete, a new swim suit, a saw, a table cloth, a citronella candle, matches, firewood, garbage bag, hammock, dishpan detergent, clothesline, folding stools, steel wool, a dish towel, a lantern with extra propane and mantles, aluminum foil, paper towels a pair of flashlights with extra batteries, paper plates, a radio, binoculars, cups, glasses, silverware, a camera, a bird identification book, playing cards, coffee, a coffee maker, two gallons of vodka . . . . “Whoa,” I said interrupting Jean, “weight limit here. The truck is good for a quarter ton. I’m just good for 120 pounds. Anything above that, you carry."

Curious about how to up your oral sex game?

FrayedBear comments on Apr 18, 2019:

The frosted doughnut imagery has me a little worried. That is probably because I do not know what one looks like and not all juice looks like white icing sugar. I prefer the imagery of a skinless chicken breast generously freshly basted in almond or macadamia oil. Being like a smooth raw breast ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 18, 2019:

>not all juice looks like white icing sugar. I prefer the imagery of a skinless chicken breast generously freshly basted in almond or macadamia oil. We'un's need to co-author a book with adjectives and adverbs like that. Might have a spin off cookbook.

Curious about how to up your oral sex game?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 18, 2019:

Nary a word about women who want to crush heads with their legs once they start to get excited. I was also disappointed that using a nose snorkel wasn't mentioned. There's so much stuff they leave out of high school sex ed. :-(

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 18, 2019:

@Cabsmom It's not like we want to crush your head. "We"? There's an organization that *does*? 😱 They got union dues and things like that? I've also run into a couple of gals who want anal sex toys during cunnilingus. A couple of fingers would do. The source sited doesn't mention any of **that** either. A sexual mechanic opus is required here. 🥴 There's those who study knots for the "tie 'em down and spank 'em" group. The trick is using a knot that doesn't cut off blood flow. If only I'd known, I'd have joined the girl scouts.

I really do hate small talk...this made me laugh

brentan comments on Apr 17, 2019:

Maybe all that talk will make it get bigger.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 18, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue This is the start of a beautiful friendship.

Offended Italy wasn't in it ! At least Greece made it ...

escapetypist comments on Apr 18, 2019:

Greece is and always will be in ruins

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 18, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue Weather? What, you find no joy in being steamed baked alive in August when the motel rates are low?

I started collecting memes on Trump thinking "I'll run out of these."

Robecology comments on Apr 18, 2019:

Buy these...wear these....share these....(no this isn't spam...I have no $$ interest in them...just in seeing DJT gone). I'm on my 3rd dozen. https://dqzrr9k4bjpzk.cloudfront.net/images/10483604/580654733.jpg

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 18, 2019:

@Robecology the pins are subtle. As subtle as a kick to the head.

What alien maps say

QuidamOutrepont comments on Apr 17, 2019:

Earth in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: from "harmless" to "mostly harmless"

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 18, 2019:

@EricTrommater Quotes have quote marks. I was digressing on the topic in hopes of leading others astray.

Someone was running low on creativity that day...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 18, 2019:

I always get my organic Oreos from the Oreo bush.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 18, 2019:

@Christiep77 It's becoming difficult not to crack lurid jokes about cookie eating.

That's how it starts....

Robecology comments on Apr 18, 2019:

My response, as a 45 year teacher, retired. was... Schools are mental gymnasiums. Your teachers are coaches. Hardly anyone gets paid to do push ups....but learning to be physically fit gives you longevity. Learning to be mentally fit also gives you longevity.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 18, 2019:

@Robecology The only time I've **needed to know** what diatomaceous earth is was when I was working for a swimming pool company. Their employees would sit on bags of diatomaceous earth and wondered why their ass would itch. Once a day they'd have to sweep up a warehouse full of toxic and corrosive chemicals. I was the genius boy who wore a dust mask. I've yet to work with such dumb shits since then. Part of the warehouse job was to transfer bleach from a 2,000 gallon tank to 16 gallon carboys with a hose attached to the tank. One of the yahoos noticed my carboys didn't all hold the **exact** same amount of bleach, so he wanted to show me how to level them off to be equal by **mouth siphoning** with a tube from one carboy to the next so I wouldn't be a pint off. Now picture this: **every carboy** said in four languages and two international symbols (just in case you can't read) it's not only is it toxic, it's also corrosive. He wraps his mouth around the hose to get the to get the siphon going . . . . He was willing to kill himself for a pint of bleach. He was that stupid. These days, I keep getting $1,000 loan offers at 92% annual interest from a loan company. I shred those offers, but I can guess who's taking them up on it.

Ok folks, back from 2 weeks on the Appalachian trail through Pennsylvania.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 17, 2019:

Links just wannta go crappy. At what mile marker to you depart from?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 18, 2019:

@Charl5 Today the link is working. I'll need a different hiking buddy before taking that on. Current one thinks I ought to carry everything. It looks better than most of the trails I've been on. I've seen and experienced the trail that vanishes into the weeds only to pick up after using the sighting compass. Your section the trail looks wide enough to drive an ATV on. Your trail comes with an outhouse and a garbage can. Ooooh. Fancy Dan!

Agree or disagree?

TomMcGiverin comments on Apr 17, 2019:

Would be nice, but it now seems pretty unlikely. Seems like few singles take the opportunity after a divorce or breakup to get some counseling or therapy so they go right back out to the dating market without taking a look at themselves, learning anything new about themselves or how to treat others,...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 18, 2019:

@TomMcGiverin >. . . . but don't indicate they want a shoulder to cry on . . . . It's implied or is that inferred? Otherwise they wouldn't yatter on about their emotional scars from previous relationships. One of the theories about women that I like is they want to be protected by a guy who makes them laugh. The basic clown ninja edition. How many contemporary situation comedies have had that guy?

That's how it starts....

Robecology comments on Apr 18, 2019:

My response, as a 45 year teacher, retired. was... Schools are mental gymnasiums. Your teachers are coaches. Hardly anyone gets paid to do push ups....but learning to be physically fit gives you longevity. Learning to be mentally fit also gives you longevity.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 18, 2019:

@Robecology chalk is harder.

I started collecting memes on Trump thinking "I'll run out of these."

Robecology comments on Apr 18, 2019:

Buy these...wear these....share these....(no this isn't spam...I have no $$ interest in them...just in seeing DJT gone). I'm on my 3rd dozen. https://dqzrr9k4bjpzk.cloudfront.net/images/10483604/580654733.jpg

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 18, 2019:

There are too many stories about people who get a kick to their head for wearing anti-Trump clothing. His followers are not known for tolerance.

What alien maps say

QuidamOutrepont comments on Apr 17, 2019:

Earth in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: from "harmless" to "mostly harmless"

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 18, 2019:

@EricTrommater They're not called "bribes." They're called vanity publications: author pays for the publishing. To many a writer, it sounds like a sure fire way to get into print. It's half the story. The other half is getting it distributed to book sellers and **sold.** Another aspect is getting good book reviews that encourage people to buy the book. Most authors are too familiar with the rejection notice because the publisher thinks their works suck. It's common for the publisher to be **right**. Transcendentalist Henry David Thoreau wrote a book about a boat trip. When the publishers kept turning him down, he went into vanity publishing. He said his 800 books at his home. I think he said 785 of them were his book about his boat trip. 😱😱😱

That's how it starts....

Robecology comments on Apr 18, 2019:

My response, as a 45 year teacher, retired. was... Schools are mental gymnasiums. Your teachers are coaches. Hardly anyone gets paid to do push ups....but learning to be physically fit gives you longevity. Learning to be mentally fit also gives you longevity.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 18, 2019:

I'm still waiting for someone to ask me to tell them the difference between diatomaceous earth and chalk.

kiinda of a bummer l even feel the need to post this LMAO

bobwjr comments on Apr 15, 2019:

No shit

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 18, 2019:

As opposed to the more common wild flying shits.

Agree or disagree?

TomMcGiverin comments on Apr 17, 2019:

Would be nice, but it now seems pretty unlikely. Seems like few singles take the opportunity after a divorce or breakup to get some counseling or therapy so they go right back out to the dating market without taking a look at themselves, learning anything new about themselves or how to treat others,...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 18, 2019:

@TomMcGiverin Please clarify I have this right. The fee is a piddling $19.96 with shipping and handling. Last time I got a date off of a dating app in a previous century, she complained there was a remarkable level of plagiarism going on. "Everybody" she said "Wants to take a walk on the beach holding hands." Cheap dates and an excuse to slather sun tan lotion on her. Sounds romantic and his profile tended to show him in speedos. "You," she explained "Were the only guy wearing clothes. You even had a hat!" Good chance that's changed since then. The women's profiles often indicated they weren't looking for instant sex and were looking a shoulder to cry on. An employed shoulder, preferably a sober non-smoker, that was good with kids, liked to travel . . . . .Mr. Ideal Guy because they want to tell him about the string of bozos that before him. Nobody's profile indicated they were looking for a no-return one night affair.

I really do hate small talk...this made me laugh

brentan comments on Apr 17, 2019:

Maybe all that talk will make it get bigger.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 18, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue Aren't you glad nobody is providing illustrations for this thread?

I really do hate small talk...this made me laugh

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 17, 2019:

Don't forget the hot dripping wonder dong of a dick flowing with head cheese. I think I can hear someone cringing at that thought.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 18, 2019:

@BohoHeathen Feel grateful I wasn't discussing the low end stripper bars.

Offended Italy wasn't in it ! At least Greece made it ...

escapetypist comments on Apr 18, 2019:

Greece is and always will be in ruins

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 18, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue And yet, I still want to visit there. Sounds like me and New Orleans, was going to move there until I heard about the low wages for white collar workers. Fabulous place to visit.

One of my coworkers told me about a dating site called The Hinge? Anyone used it or heard of it?

HippieChick58 comments on Apr 17, 2019:

When all else fails Google: Hinge is a dating app founded by Justin McLeod in 2012. ... The company released Hinge Matchmaker in September 2017 to reinvent online dating "for people that missed out on the dating app craze". Match Group, which owns numerous dating apps such as Tinder, made ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 18, 2019:

@Tooreen I was waiting for someone to mention the cost to join. I'm not planing to join **any** dating apps because of negative reviews from the end users.

What alien maps say

QuidamOutrepont comments on Apr 17, 2019:

Earth in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: from "harmless" to "mostly harmless"

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 17, 2019:

I just can't get a publisher interested in Vogun poetry.

Agree or disagree?

TomMcGiverin comments on Apr 17, 2019:

Would be nice, but it now seems pretty unlikely. Seems like few singles take the opportunity after a divorce or breakup to get some counseling or therapy so they go right back out to the dating market without taking a look at themselves, learning anything new about themselves or how to treat others,...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 17, 2019:

>So that's why we get what we get on dating sites. Um, I'd prefer to think socially inept think they'll get laid that way.

I think I found the tree from whence cometh the crown of thorns. — Witts Springs, Arkansas

FrayedBear comments on Apr 17, 2019:

I think you are spending too much time with god bothering Bible-bashers and are too busy trying to curry their favour using words that you hope they understand because they read them frequently in their Old Testament. You are largely addressing sex starved atheistic and agnostic singles on the ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 17, 2019:

@UUNJ Come to Seneca, SC, where the population is almost **all** Southern Baptists. That's the no fun people who insist on no card playing, no drink, no dancing. When the subject of religion comes up, I give them my point of view and they hang their head in shame. Wife retreats when that happens because she assumes God's aim with lightening bolts *might* be a little off.

A young lady blogger whom I follow recently wrote the following: "Life is supposed to be fun, you ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 17, 2019:

I've given up being rotated by sex goddesses who pay the maid.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 17, 2019:

@Aryn Pay. If they play her, it'll be less time for me.

Trump vetoes measure to end US involvement in Yemen war [apnews.

altschmerz comments on Apr 17, 2019:

Wouldn't it be nice to just drop him off there? In Yemen?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 17, 2019:

Yemen would be nice but I'd vote for South Sudan. It's such a broke country, they'd rather hack you to death than buy bullets.

Sarcasm, my favorite truth...

Green_eyes comments on Apr 17, 2019:

I bet trumpski plays more golf than Tiger, and still has to cheat. He’s just that bad!!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 17, 2019:

@altschmerz He even credits himself with lower handicaps of those who've won the masters -- on his own courses.

Good Morning All.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 17, 2019:

>My daughter's appeal got rejected by NH Supreme Court, I''m amazed it got that far. In the meantime, now the final move is approaching, I wonder how many side trips you made to charitable groups (i.e. Goodwill) and to the dump you've made.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 17, 2019:

@sassygirl3869 One never knows how much they have until they move, followed by "Why do I have this?"

Welcome Sign at Border

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2019:

next 2 years.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 17, 2019:

Maybe. The dumb people that elected him are still here and not getting smarter.

Sarcasm, my favorite truth...

Green_eyes comments on Apr 17, 2019:

I bet trumpski plays more golf than Tiger, and still has to cheat. He’s just that bad!!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 17, 2019:

There is a book on how much Trump cheats -- mostly at his own courses. My favorite episode was when he got to the green before his opponent and threw his opponent's ball (which was ten feet from the hole) into the sand trap.

Dr. Sheldon Copper's paper work for the ladies.

SiouxcitySue comments on Apr 17, 2019:

I believe that Dr. Sheldon COOper may not have authored this application. He would not even know what 3/4 of this questions mean? A form, might it be, written by a warthogg?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 17, 2019:

All the WarthogGs I know are young cuddly innocents. Your experience may vary.

It's been rough night.

Naejidlopalev comments on Apr 17, 2019:

You ok?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 17, 2019:

I'm not recovering. Thanks for your concern.

POGONOPHOBE - the technical term for a person afraid of beards is a pogonophobe.

TheDoubter comments on Apr 16, 2019:

why did words like this come to be?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 17, 2019:

@LenHazell53 I'll be sure to whip that word out at my next soiree and a tip of the hat to you.

KAKIDROSIS.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 17, 2019:

Sounds like my armpits after a week long hike on the trail without a shower.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 17, 2019:

@Marionville I go mountain backpacking. All the streams are freezing cold and washing up in them is a little beyond my comfort level. Unlimited hot water in the shower is one of my favorite things.

Say it ain't so!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 17, 2019:

# I can hear Doctor Trump now # The best, the greatest, most qualified snakes.......every bottle! Cures everything ........you get tired being healthy......... squzed right. Strained......poopified......approved by 10 out of 10 doctors.....850 quacks agree! Believe me.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 17, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow Polishes your teeth, buffs your frogs.....to a high gloss.....puts a get-yap in your get up and go......

So made another little leap forward tonight in my growth post divorce.

BufftonBeotch comments on Apr 16, 2019:

Is there a way to communicate through a third party when these issues come up?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 17, 2019:

Never talk to an ex-father-in-law. If you do, you'll have to hide his body and concrete has gotten **so expensive.** Somewhere in New Jersey, there's a bridge piling -- I've said too much. Forget I ever said anything.