Blowin in the wind

altschmerz comments on Apr 7, 2019:

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WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 8, 2019:

@altschmerz I think it was a safety pin. ? My mistake.

I have just been asked if there is an expression or word to describe this pig's testicles like the ...

Marionville comments on Apr 7, 2019:

Hadn’t heard of the Mountain Oyster...but I always thought that it was curious that the hangover cure of raw eggs, Worcester sauce, vinegar and black pepper was called a Prairie Oyster. The only name I can come up with for the pig’s testicles is the Hog’s Bollocks!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 8, 2019:

>I always thought that it was curious that the hangover cure of raw eggs, Worcester sauce, vinegar and black pepper was called a Prairie Oyster. A case of they aren't the same. They're call Rocky Mountain oysters because the ranchers from the Rockies made them popular. Out in the prairies they drink harder. First time I heard of Prairie Oyster was in a P.G. Woodhouse novel with a butler named Jeeves. Jeeves included tomato juice in his version.

I have just been asked if there is an expression or word to describe this pig's testicles like the ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 7, 2019:

"Rocky Mountain oysters are not oysters at all. They're mammal testicles, and most commonly come from bulls, bison, pigs, and sheep. That's nuts, right?!" My source gives too many details on how to prepare them, says they taste like venison and cites festivals over the "oysters."

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 8, 2019:

@FrayedBear Have you posted it to "Food Glorious Food" yet? No, go forth and do it with my blessing.

I have just been asked if there is an expression or word to describe this pig's testicles like the ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 7, 2019:

"Rocky Mountain oysters are not oysters at all. They're mammal testicles, and most commonly come from bulls, bison, pigs, and sheep. That's nuts, right?!" My source gives too many details on how to prepare them, says they taste like venison and cites festivals over the "oysters."

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 8, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue is there a separate euphemism for pig's balls. According to my source, no. Mammal testicles, hot sauce on the side. Would madam care for a splash of lime on her goat balls? **Warning** dirty joke coming. A gringo goes into a Spanish restaurant. Doesn't speak a word of Spanish. Randomly points at an item on the menu. "You **really** wants that?" asks the waiter. The gringo dismisses him and the waiter brings it to him. "That was *wonderful.* What was that?" asks the customer. "The bull," says the waiter, "in the bullfight this afternoon. He lose. Those was his balls." "I don't care," says the gringo. "I'm coming back here tomorrow and ordering the same thing." Next day, he orders the same thing. After his meal, he asks the waiter "I don't understand. Those were much small than what I had yesterday." "The bull," explains the waiter, "he not always lose."

Blowin in the wind

altschmerz comments on Apr 7, 2019:

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WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 7, 2019:

@altschmerz The emoji I used was was a paper clip. As for the vomit emoji, ?????? I don't know if it shows up either.

Good Morning All.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 7, 2019:

Today is **Monday** Saturday, I went nine miles down the road to for a disappointing spring festival. The prices on the arts and craft booth might have well included your first born child. The next morning it rained. Petunia got an surprise work request, leaving me home alone. This weekend ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 7, 2019:

@sassygirl3869 My calendar exploded. It is Sunday after all. The last pow wow I went to they had affordable native crafts.

Who knows what you might learn from taking a chance on a conversation with a stranger?

Aryn comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Ohhh, is that why no one enters anymore. I know everything already.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 7, 2019:

@creative51 Let's keep it that way.

Trump's coming to California. Get out the sage!

Our_existence comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Throw that SOB off a cliff when he's there

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 7, 2019:

@LucyLoohoo If they paid you six figures not to shoot the idiot in charge, would you take it?

Heading out for a bit of gluttony!

Redheadedgammy comments on Apr 7, 2019:

A lot of Americans simply don't care what they put in their bodies. A lot of Americans are just plain ignorant and are proud of their ignorance.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 7, 2019:

I've never seen a macaroni cheeseburger on **any menu.** Guess you'll have to count me among the ignorant.

Blowin in the wind

altschmerz comments on Apr 7, 2019:

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WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 7, 2019:

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Who knows what you might learn from taking a chance on a conversation with a stranger?

Aryn comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Ohhh, is that why no one enters anymore. I know everything already.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 7, 2019:

@creative51 What it means is above your security clearance rating. If I get that high of a security rating, the administration will have forced their unimaginative official free t-shirt on me and demand I wear their high, almost holy, bathrobe of official fubie de dubs.

Good Morning All.

Sheannutt comments on Apr 7, 2019:

Not going to do too much just laying here and wishing for Sunshine.?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 7, 2019:

Right now I've got sunshine and boot sucking mud.

Good Morning All.

GwenBFree comments on Apr 7, 2019:

Good morning, I’m flying home from CA having experienced a terrifying few days that can best be described as a lifetime movie dress rehearsal. I have been terrified, had my belongings stolen, and quickly packed my bags to flee 2 times. But I have learned I have more strength than I thought, I ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 7, 2019:

You have all the fun!

GOOLIE(S).

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 6, 2019:

T'an't no reason to talk about my big stinky, hairy balls with a Brit.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 7, 2019:

@Marionville I don't know. Counts and earls never invite me over for Sunday breakfast. ?

A little psychoanalysis to get Sunday started.

bookofmorons comments on Apr 7, 2019:

oedipus should have read that

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 7, 2019:

I want a gal, just like the gal who married dear old dad. -- lyrics by Oedipus Rex.

Toronto Easter Weekend I’ll be in Toronto (one of my favorite cities on the planet) Saturday and ...

MsHoliday comments on Apr 7, 2019:

I love China town. Go for Dim Sum.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 7, 2019:

I still try to stop myself from thinking dim sum is someone who's not that bright.

GOOLIE(S).

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 6, 2019:

T'an't no reason to talk about my big stinky, hairy balls with a Brit.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 7, 2019:

@Marionville I thought the point of the full English breakfast so the 17th century's aristocrats could impress their guests with the range of foods they had available. The second purpose was to lounge away the morning trying to eat it all. The 21st century point is to argue what the hell is in a full English breakfast among the common folks. The closest we have in the states is the breakfast buffet at the Golden Coral restaurant: 38 items, no waiting.

"Daddy's gun tastes like pennies."

CarolinaGirl60 comments on Apr 7, 2019:

I feel old every damn day!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 7, 2019:

At least you don't have "spring chicken" spouse to make it feel worse. My cultural references fall flat because she wasn't born then.

I've been an atheist my whole adult life and I have never been a Catholic but I have to say that she...

Anonbene comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Damn it! I just Kyrie eleisoned all over myself. ?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 7, 2019:

@brentan Woody Allen said sex is dirty if you do it right.

Looking for someone interesting to talk to who is a women.

Booklover comments on Apr 7, 2019:

"Looking for someone interesting to talk to who is a women." So poor typing or scammer? If you're a real person, I suggest you fix that.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 7, 2019:

I think the guy is being honest. He is not good at English composition. Possibly the lower third of his high school graduating class. Editing counts.

I’m in N Carolina USA and am seeing ads for dating sites for farmers.

Deiter comments on Apr 7, 2019:

Cougar nympho heiresses?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 7, 2019:

@FrayedBear If she's got the bucks, she can buy the booze.

I've been an atheist my whole adult life and I have never been a Catholic but I have to say that she...

escapetypist comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Do Catholic men ogle at hot women in atheist costumes?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 6, 2019:

Typical woman's atheist uniform.

I really think Tomi is letting herself go

Redheadedgammy comments on Apr 6, 2019:

We need a vomit icon please....

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 6, 2019:

Have three. They're cheap. ????

Smart ass kids.

freedom41 comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Your live will thank for your kids throwing out your wine.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 6, 2019:

You sure they didn't drink the wine?

Trump's coming to California. Get out the sage!

Our_existence comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Throw that SOB off a cliff when he's there

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 6, 2019:

@LucyLoohoo It's not a case of the pleasure of Trump's company, it's a good paying job.

That explains it

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Nope. Just like GWB, it's all about the motherfucking oil! Regardless of the flag upon it's soil.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 6, 2019:

@LucyLoohoo can wring a few pennies out of coal and oil....we WILL be drilling and mining. We'll be drilling for natural gas, which is a cheaper fuel than coal or gasoline. The only way to make coal and oil cheaper is with massive federal price support. That would mean **raise taxes.**

Who knows what you might learn from taking a chance on a conversation with a stranger?

Aryn comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Ohhh, is that why no one enters anymore. I know everything already.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 6, 2019:

What does the does Ditty-Wah-Ditty mean? Leon Redbone and I want to know! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oevAnuzMUMg

GOOLIE(S).

orange_girl comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Wow, I didn’t know this one. ?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 6, 2019:

@Marionville Good self defence tactic against sex pests! My sex pests are slutty women who darken my door step at irregular intervals for drinks, dinner and a threesome. Petunia runs them away with a broom. ?????

Anybody knows where @phxbillcee is?

altschmerz comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Did Eric say he was on a trip or something? A trip to somewhere without wifi, apparently.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 6, 2019:

@EricTrommater Percy is a neutered Tom (male) cat. Like any cat, he's frightened by loud noises. As long as we shout at him, he'll get off the stove.

GOOLIE(S).

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 6, 2019:

T'an't no reason to talk about my big stinky, hairy balls with a Brit.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 6, 2019:

@Marionville I never drink coffee in the morning with my Ulster Fry, only copious amounts of tea to wash it down! Here tea is black iced oange pekoe tea and served with enough sugar to be used as pancake syrup the next morning. It's served at lunch with two to three 16 ounce refills. It's our most popular beverage. Here in gringo land, coffee, tea and soda come with free refills. Espresso is high test version of coffee. One eight ounce mug of espresso has the same amount of caffeine as eight cups of coffee. It doesn't come with free refills. **Normally** it comes in a one ounce demitasse cup. Since I own the machine, I make a lot. This morning Petunia's breakfast was a cold bowl Captain Crunch cereal served with two mugs of coffee. Generally us gringos have a light breakfast assuming we don't skip it.

GOOLIE(S).

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 6, 2019:

T'an't no reason to talk about my big stinky, hairy balls with a Brit.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 6, 2019:

@Marionville It's a useless word. Of all the brits I've met in countries with British rule none of them have ever asked about my my big stinky, hairy balls. Here in Seneca, SC, they haven't seen a brit since 1970 (I moved here in 2003). The locals were upset when he asked "What's wrong with you people? I can't get a full English breakfast." Now I know a new word that I'm going to forget because nobody ever asks me about my big stinky, hairballs. It's not like I want to hear them ask either. ? BTW, no Englishman has ever gotten anyone to agree what a full English breakfast includes. I used to belong to a group that was 95% British and if they weren't snarling at us gringos for being gringos, they were arguing about what a full English breakfast includes. Sometimes they'd complain when they came to the states they'd complain we don't offer a full English breakfast. If they don't know what it is, why should the Waffle House? Disclaimer: I just drank eight ounces of brain jarring espresso. I'm at full perk with out of control verbosity.

Anybody knows where @phxbillcee is?

altschmerz comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Did Eric say he was on a trip or something? A trip to somewhere without wifi, apparently.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 6, 2019:

@EricTrommater Now if only hiatus would stop yelling, "NO! Stop! You could at least washed off the head cheese." It gives me SUCH a headache. Scares the cat.

I know it's spring... one last winter meme.

Babyoda comments on Apr 6, 2019:

It may be spring but we got a little snow tonight,(just flurries) Ooooh Canada ? probably last gasp of winter everything else had mostly melted.I keep telling myself this every winter it's a small price to pay compared to hurricanes,earthquakes,tsunamis,war,tornadoes,sand ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 6, 2019:

Anything is better than being in a war zone.

Tomorrow, I'm heading for a small festival in Pendleton, South Carolina.

LimeySteve comments on Apr 6, 2019:

I'll be spending Saturday in airports and airplanes. I've been visiting my mother in Oregon. She has ALS, and isn't expected to live more than a few more months. Her Hospice worker got in touch with a group called Dream Foundation. They're like Make-A-Wish, but for elderly terminally ill people. ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 6, 2019:

I always felt good about seeing my mother who was in a nursing home before she died. Left her grinning.

Tomorrow, I'm heading for a small festival in Pendleton, South Carolina.

germangirl90439 comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Good morning! We're continuing our efforts to move Chuck's stuff to my townhouse and have a bit of other stuff to do, including relaxing and maybe go to the Spring Arts Festival, if it doesn't rain and it doesn't get too hot (we're expecting temps in the upper 80's today .. UGH!). I have my book ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 6, 2019:

Thanks. Supposed to stay in the 70's here and no chance of rain.

Tomorrow, I'm heading for a small festival in Pendleton, South Carolina.

EyesThatSmile comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Lunch with a friend today. A walk on the beach tomorrow with a friend.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 6, 2019:

Is it the same friend for both places?

A moment of weakness..

ATDayHiker comments on Apr 5, 2019:

I'm sure there is a guy somewhere who would be willing to help relieve her pain.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 5, 2019:

If they knew her e-mail address, there would be no end of them.

She's looking for the bus while I'm looking at her.

LiterateHiker comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Stop objectifying women.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 5, 2019:

@LiterateHiker Sexual objectification . . . . I didn't say she'd be a good fuck. What I did say it appears she's waiting on a bus. Since neither of us have met her and nobody is offering to introduce us, there's no way it'll affect her. As far as we know she's a Trump fan. All over the planet there's statues and paintings of **nekid** women in museums where the masses can not only enjoy the model's appeal, they can admire the artist's talent in capturing the image. The model may be rotting in the grave, but the masses can enjoy the image. For us horny old farts, pictures of youthful women brings back memories of our youth. They're pleasant memories of days gone by. You're hunting down my fun and trying to kill it.

Steal this for the next tale of woe.

scurry comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Story of my life... LOL

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 5, 2019:

I've had those who just wanted me for my body, sick little bastards that they are.

Shoot the sign instead.

metalhead222 comments on Apr 5, 2019:

dont give us any ideas

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 5, 2019:

Surely you've heard the expression "stick in the mud"?

She's looking for the bus while I'm looking at her.

LiterateHiker comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Stop objectifying women.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 5, 2019:

Since when is enjoying the view "objectifying" the view?

I had a moment of weakness the other day but I am feeling better now. :)

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 4, 2019:

When you've poked a hole in their belief, they shut up -- for awhile, followed by returning to tell you about their belief. Short story: doesn't work.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 5, 2019:

@silverotter11 They will accuse you of attacking christianity and label you a heathen. They'll be right. Explaining what's wrong with Christianity is an attack. Heathen merely means you don't share their faith.

I had a moment of weakness the other day but I am feeling better now. :)

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 4, 2019:

When you've poked a hole in their belief, they shut up -- for awhile, followed by returning to tell you about their belief. Short story: doesn't work.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 5, 2019:

@freeofgod Heathen is my preferred description I prefer white devil.

Did 'ya know? You ought to know.

SiouxcitySue comments on Apr 5, 2019:

I did not know that and you are truly wierd.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 5, 2019:

According to the Arizona's constitution, Warthogs are not allowed in the state and you can't bring one back with you. You're safe.

Trump's coming to California. Get out the sage!

Our_existence comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Throw that SOB off a cliff when he's there

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 5, 2019:

@LucyLoohoo Dam those Secret Service agents.

First I am grateful for this website and for the chance to connect with people all over the globe, ...

SidneyWinston comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Be very careful on this site. I joined thinking it was a place to exercise free speech.* I was wrong.* I am political so I posted political opinions. Well, I did not expect the high level of hatred from liberals that were textually tossed my way. This site is a free speech site for liberals ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 5, 2019:

@Petter I'm a Kenyan. Odd. You look like another gringo to me. I'm surrounded by them.

First I am grateful for this website and for the chance to connect with people all over the globe, ...

SidneyWinston comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Be very careful on this site. I joined thinking it was a place to exercise free speech.* I was wrong.* I am political so I posted political opinions. Well, I did not expect the high level of hatred from liberals that were textually tossed my way. This site is a free speech site for liberals ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 5, 2019:

The press is only free **if you own one.** Regardless how polite you are, if you don't echo the mind set of discussion group you'll learn how silly it is to tell people their deep convictions are bullshit. They'll chunk your butt out of the group. It has always been thus effendi.

That explains it

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Nope. Just like GWB, it's all about the motherfucking oil! Regardless of the flag upon it's soil.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 5, 2019:

@LucyLoohoo HOW SOON? How soon what? "Big oil" companies such as Royal Dutch Shell are buying into alternative energy like wind farms NOW. We're no longer in the mid-20th century when OPEC could deliver a crushing oil shortage. The coal has been dealt a fatal blow with it being too expensive to operate coal based electric plants. Gasoline hybrids are the sign of the future. In large cities some find it's cheaper to call Uber than own a car. Where I live (Seneca, SC) the bus is electric and FREE. There is already (but not in mass production) cars where you park it in the yard and sun recharges itself so you can drive to work. All of these are long term changes that have been in the works for decades. Oil companies are investing in solar and wind farms. By 2050 oil will be as a minor player as coal is today. By the way, if wars are about oil how Iraq isn't our 51st state? Venezuela has long known they're outgunned by the US **and** could be our 52 state. Instead Venezuela nationalized OUR oil companies. In the mid-20th century, Cuba did the same thing. We could easily knock over the world's major oil producers and keep their oil. We don't do that. Could it be we're not that interested in fighting wars for oil?

That explains it

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Nope. Just like GWB, it's all about the motherfucking oil! Regardless of the flag upon it's soil.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 5, 2019:

@Freedompath Average price for a barrel of oil in 2008 -- $138. Average price ten years later $65 a barrel. Major oil producers include Nigeria and Venezuela, neither whom we've invaded. In 2016, it even averaged $45 a barrel. Prices per gallon of gas between states vary primarily over state taxes on gas. However, what we're seeing long term is a gut in supply and a dwindling lack of demand. It's not about war.

Are you scratching something?

Mofferatu comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Wisdom through experience ?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 5, 2019:

Experience is a dear school but only fools learn from it.

I need to put this meme in the Singles/Chat room.

bookofmorons comments on Apr 5, 2019:

You need to find your inner woman

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 5, 2019:

She rode off on a chi pet.

That explains it

TheGreatShadow comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Nope. Just like GWB, it's all about the motherfucking oil! Regardless of the flag upon it's soil.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 5, 2019:

Thanks to ignoring environmental regulations with shade oil deposits, the US **exports** oil. Oil sells at global prices. Invading a country doesn't make it cheaper. All this winter I've been buying gasoline at or below $2 a gallon. With rapidly developing alternative energy, it's only going to get cheaper. There is no need to invade anyone over oil. Like coal, it's going to be the energy source of the past.

difficult things to say when drunk

Pralina1 comments on Apr 5, 2019:

I believe the only reason places like hooters still in buisness ?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 5, 2019:

@Pralina1 whatever makes u happy sir . Whatever? In that case you can pick up my tab.

difficult things to say when drunk

Pralina1 comments on Apr 5, 2019:

I believe the only reason places like hooters still in buisness ?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 5, 2019:

Go to the beach and see more hide than at Hooters. The real reason is the waitresses are always friendly, smiling and flirting. It's what they train them to do. Additionally they refuse to let their waitresses wear any large size uniforms. Petunia hated it the one time we went to Hooters at Pensacola Beach. For the me the major deal was patrons could enjoy a view of the water, a view of hot bods (pick your gender) on the beach in skimpy beach wear, watch kids splash each other, watch the sea birds and a wonderful fish sandwich. The view is romantic. Flirting waitresses pissed her off. While we were there, I bought her dad one of their calendars. He said it was the best Christmas present ever. Being all for equal opportunity, where's Stud Muffin Cafe?

Embrace your eccentricities!

bookofmorons comments on Apr 5, 2019:

the Key is to find that person

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 5, 2019:

@BoingoOingo42 The trick is to rotate the wrong people. Don't just have one bad person, have a different one every day. If this is Friday, it must be Lucy. Go ahead. Take my suggest. Nobody else does.

So true... ?

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 5, 2019:

I see the Bible as similar to Aesop's Fables. The stories are obviously fictitious, but the morals of the stories are often beneficial. Seen this way, there is little danger in reading the Bible. I find some good ethics in the Sermon on the Mount, for example. The problem arises when people take ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 5, 2019:

>I see the Bible as similar to Aesop's Fables. Yep. One should always trust talking donkeys.

Had to change the avatar because the recent update had cut the image to say: "Normies Beyond This ...

SiouxcitySue comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Some of my friends are normies, no wait they're christians, no wait they're alcoholics, no wait they're all of the above. No wonder I need this site.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 5, 2019:

@EricTrommater I've had alcoholics buy me drinks. It's not that bad.

This is appropos of nothing but: I'd received this as a Friend Request today.

jondspen comments on Apr 4, 2019:

I just came here for the boobs! LOL

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 5, 2019:

@jondspen Well - cheap as long as your not married. My spouse takes a deep sigh and helps herself at the fridge when it's porno on the 'pooter hour. It's when Big Boob Betty with the Grand Canyon of cleavage darkens my doorstep. After that, Petunia gets rattled. Petunia growls when I start making Betty deviled eggs for her nosh. Can't have a drink without a nosh. If Petunia can't stand me fixing other women snacks if she's got to get her own. BTW, I had a drinking bud who wanted me to take him to all the strip clubs in town once a month (when the welfare check came in). He had too many DWIs to have a driver's license. We did that for about three years until it soaked into his dense skull that they weren't going to adopt him. In the meantime, I got so jaded to the dance of the tossing titties I started yawning ringside. Start yawing at at a gal who has titty tassels rotating in opposite directions, she makes injured looks. I can't stand making nearly naked women who smell strongly of talcum powder unhappy but after you've seen one, you've seen 'em both. At this point, some gal reading my response is saying "Talcum powder? Why . . . ."

Please play along? It’s always fun to see!

RobertMartin comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Here it is.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 5, 2019:

Stolen and sent to a 20 year old co-ed in Pakistan working on her doctor's degree in chemistry.

Sologamy (marrying yourself, with a ceremony and vows and presents if you can get em) Apparently ...

BitFlipper comments on Apr 4, 2019:

There are always partners available for men with money.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 5, 2019:

@BitFlipper . . . I see women using in dating profiles are "generous" and "knows how to treat a lady". We're back to " "you ain't got the money, you ain't going to be my honey." It doesn't show up in men's dating profiles. >@Bitfliper . , , only to see them become turned-off upon discovery that intelligence doesn't always translate into wealth. Now let's all sing "Hey, big spender why don't you spend some time with me?" Luckily, they're not **all** like that. Just the crass ones. I got the one who likes to quote Emily Dickerson around the campfire. When I'd see gals who said they love travel, they didn't mean walking to the top of the mountain and a weenie roast back at the campground. Those crass gals that talk about a travel companion assume the Ritz awaits! No couch surfing in Monaco if you please. None of this travel by tramp steamer nonsense. .

This is appropos of nothing but: I'd received this as a Friend Request today.

jondspen comments on Apr 4, 2019:

I just came here for the boobs! LOL

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 4, 2019:

@jondspen I'm implying you should see more boobs and calm down.

Has anyone else noticed when a true non believer locates Agnostics.com?

Count_Viceroy comments on Apr 4, 2019:

I watch for inappropriate upper case letters

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 4, 2019:

When it's upper case letters **all the time** it's a dead give away they're clueless.

Winter is ending here in northern New England and I am looking forward to many more opportunities ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Apr 4, 2019:

I have been wondering about canoing camping in the finger lakes of the Adirondacks. I've been hiking primarily in the Appalachian Mountains since 2000. It's time to try something new.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 4, 2019:

@tonyp Thank you. We'll have to continue to compare notes on hiking and camping in the mountains.

Sologamy (marrying yourself, with a ceremony and vows and presents if you can get em) Apparently ...

BitFlipper comments on Apr 4, 2019:

There are always partners available for men with money.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 4, 2019:

@JenAnn How often have you seen "wanted 'economically secure woman"?

Funny thing I told my mom recently... "I feel like I'm approaching my 'best if used by date'".

Tooreen comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Barcode on your sole

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 4, 2019:

My sticker price fell off. :-(

Funny thing I told my mom recently... "I feel like I'm approaching my 'best if used by date'".

BudFrank comments on Apr 4, 2019:

I hope not. I’m way ahead of you and am not planning to just date much younger women

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 4, 2019:

Younger women tend to think bald guys are harmless. That's why it's common for them to flirt with old guys. Why point out the errors of their ways? ;-)

This is appropos of nothing but: I'd received this as a Friend Request today.

bleurowz comments on Apr 4, 2019:

"Hi, I'm Mustikawati and these are my girls!"

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 4, 2019:

. . . available for 20 minutes $19.95 -- CHEAP!

This is appropos of nothing but: I'd received this as a Friend Request today.

jondspen comments on Apr 4, 2019:

I just came here for the boobs! LOL

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 4, 2019:

My ex-business partner would gather female contacts from all over the country. When it came time to take the *grand tour* of the US, he'd ask if he could crash at their home when he came to their town on his motorcycle. Major deal: locally he was known as murder unincorporated. Last I saw him was at his week long trial. I keep saying may the parole board be turning him down. He was an engaging sort of fellow.

It’s like that sometimes lol

SiouxcitySue comments on Apr 3, 2019:

I'm not sure how this will work for those of us of the feminine persuasion. But I'm game for giving it a try.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 4, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue Last few times I gave out details about options on sexual mechanics (such as lemon flavored condoms), they deleted my response.

It’s like that sometimes lol

Lop-Eared-Mule comments on Apr 3, 2019:

Yeah, this is not a dating site.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 4, 2019:

@Lop-Eared-Mule These women have been chewed up and spit out my a misogynistic society and the men who try to rule it. There are darn few societies that are matriarchal and these are the women who feel pissed about that. Sounds like a good reason to get pissed to me but what you going to do? Ship 'em off to Kihnu, Estonia so they can get an unfair share of the pie? Like the guy in my profile picture, I figure women who want equality have set the bar low. He wrote the book about the **superiority** of women. >this isn't a dating site as much as a "venting"site. You got that right. It's rare anyone tells success stories. Bunch of whiners.

Let's be real here, I was never cool.

EricTrommater comments on Apr 4, 2019:

....and I was never young.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 4, 2019:

Same here: never young. On the 8th day I was created. The lord said "LO! Strike that one from the record."

Where was it?????

jerry99 comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Fred Trump was born in the Bronx in 1905.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 4, 2019:

Fred was one of three children of German immigrants.

She's looking for the bus while I'm looking at her.

LeighShelton comments on Apr 4, 2019:

What bus

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 4, 2019:

After a point, people at bus stops lean over to see if a bus is coming down the road to take their money and haul them away.

She's looking for the bus while I'm looking at her.

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2019:

The bus is stuck in traffic, I'll drive her home.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 4, 2019:

@godef If a 62 year old guy from the Great White North doesn't know what "stacked" means by now, I am prematurely abandoning any hope of explaining it to you.

She's looking for the bus while I'm looking at her.

EricJones comments on Apr 4, 2019:

The bus is stuck in traffic, I'll drive her home.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 4, 2019:

I'm sure you're one of those gallant gentlemen from the Great White North with no lurid expectation of rewards by the comely Miss Daisy Dukes.

She's looking for the bus while I'm looking at her.

Merseyman1 comments on Apr 3, 2019:

I'm sorry for us. But if she's looking for the bus in that gear she's gonna get the police bus instead!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 4, 2019:

Police won't hassle her unless she is soliciting for customers.

Sologamy (marrying yourself, with a ceremony and vows and presents if you can get em) Apparently ...

BitFlipper comments on Apr 4, 2019:

There are always partners available for men with money.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 4, 2019:

@Anonbene . . . but some women don't like having it pointed out. I've seen profiles from women that mention they're looking for an "economically secure" guy. They might as well have put up a flashing sign that says "you ain't got the money, you ain't going to be my honey." According to marriage councilors, the leaning reason for divorce is over money.

Sologamy (marrying yourself, with a ceremony and vows and presents if you can get em) Apparently ...

Anonbene comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Don't we all buy brides?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 4, 2019:

@Anonbene We? I considered myself a kept man.

Sologamy (marrying yourself, with a ceremony and vows and presents if you can get em) Apparently ...

Janiesuper comments on Apr 4, 2019:

this is not for me because it should be a given, it should happen at a coming of age party.. on the other hand, any excuse for having a party and gifts is a valiant one

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 4, 2019:

@MarkiusMahamius Realistically, it's more common for serial polygamous marriage, especially among those who can afford it. "Darling, I'm a marvelous housekeeper. After every marriage, I keep the house." --Zasa Garbor (married nine times until her death in 2016).

Sologamy (marrying yourself, with a ceremony and vows and presents if you can get em) Apparently ...

Cast1es comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Decades ago , a single woman , where I worked , decided she had been to way too many engagement/bridal shower parties , and at her age she was unlikely to be getting engaged or married , so she decided to have a not engagement party for herself . The party didn't actually happen , but not too long ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 4, 2019:

@MarkiusMahamius Or word got around she could throw one hell of a party.

Sologamy (marrying yourself, with a ceremony and vows and presents if you can get em) Apparently ...

BitFlipper comments on Apr 4, 2019:

There are always partners available for men with money.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 4, 2019:

@Boxdoc Polish proverb: Money can't buy you happiness but it will buy you so many tranquilizers, you shouldn't know the difference.

Sologamy (marrying yourself, with a ceremony and vows and presents if you can get em) Apparently ...

Anonbene comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Don't we all buy brides?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 4, 2019:

>Don't we all buy brides? Top reason: it's expensive. Typically they're overseas. They normally insist on meeting you before marriage and introducing you to their families. There has been more than one guy who flew out and got rejected by as many as three women during their week long visit. Assuming it's a successful match, the prospective husband will have to cover all the costs of getting her back to his home country. Second reason: they don't come with a money back warranty. How come you don't want to be a mail order husband?

Massive mellons.

Mofo1953 comments on Apr 3, 2019:

No likee

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 4, 2019:

No problem.

Okay .

LadyAlyxandrea comments on Apr 3, 2019:

No you aren't. You know aside from clinical narcissists I have never met anyone without low self esteem. I've never met anyone who didn't have parts of them they fixated on how they disliked.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 4, 2019:

Old dirty joke (you have been warned!) Gal on a dating site: "If you don't have at least an eight inch dick, don't ask." The guy who replies: "Oh, I got to cut off six inches?"

Okay .

Elaine57 comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Unfortunately, females are raised and indoctrinated to have low self-esteem regarding their bodies. Advertising and models help perpetuate the myth of the perfect female body. This has even caused females to have plastic surgery on their genitalia because pornography has defined what is the most ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 4, 2019:

>Advertising and models help perpetuate the myth of the perfect female body. Right. I'll buy any hamburger that puts Paris Hilton in a swim suit and makes her wash the car. Realistically, the implied message is "buy our product and you'll look or attract hot babes like this." It won't work with a babushka in a peasant dress while she eats a greasy hamburger. If you want a big turn out at the car wash, get six to eight half naked US marines to slosh on the soap. Sex sells. It's never going to change.

Okay .

UUNJ comments on Apr 4, 2019:

I have found it helpful to consider my body as a story of my life. My body is not a shell that has to measure up to some commercialized ideal of beauty. Stretch marks? Yes. Got the first lines when I had a growth spurt in high school. Got the rest of the lines thru childbearing, same as the saggy ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 4, 2019:

>No lovers have complained. How many of them would get to play suck face with you if they started telling you to see dermatologists? Old joke: tell a woman she's beautiful 1,000 times and she won't pay attention to you. Tell her she's fat and she'll never forgive you. Elephants never forget.

Okay .

TomMcGiverin comments on Apr 4, 2019:

I visited your profile and looked at your pics. Based on the last one in the array, you have easily above average looks, which in online dating is all you need to get lots of interest from men. Out of all those opportunities, all you need to do is keep your head on straight about the qualities and ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 4, 2019:

>. . .almost never meeting anyone because my looks are only average and . . . Oh, piffly poo! My looks are so **below** average people mistake me for Jabba the Hutt. Despite that, Petunia sweats in semi-rage when young frisky women have conversations with me. It could be that I start conversations with a joke or because Petunia insists I wear loud clothing so she can find me in the store. There's something about a sharp dressed man. Major mistake: talking about things that interest **you.** Meet gals in person rather than meet them on line. That 25 year old with a 1.5 bust to waist ratio who wants to meet you? It never fails: over sexed and way **over there.** On line dating is for people who live in megalopolises.

Massive mellons.

VIKingsCFH comments on Apr 3, 2019:

I played with plastic toys as a child, however this may be a bit much.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 4, 2019:

If she doesn't slouch, I could hang my rain coat off her nipples.

Massive mellons.

Bungaloebob comments on Apr 4, 2019:

WOW...SHE HAS A REALLY nice smile.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 4, 2019:

Make up by Tammy Fay's beautician.

Yep, he did die for us ?

davers comments on Apr 4, 2019:

I think I see Elvis!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 4, 2019:

Has he been eating at Burger King again? ;-)

Not anymore!

Babyoda comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Now I see that nobody has a basic grasp of English.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 4, 2019:

When I looked at who was writing what is when I saw the language skill divide. 1) College graduate and the third world: decent English skills. May use whole paragraphs to reply. If the writing is clear and concise, it might have been written by a high school graduate in Bhutan or backwater Nigeria. 2) Phone text: avoids whole words and expect composition levels of bumper stickers, i.e. "U no?" Avoids adjectives. No eight letter words. Easy to read if you read their posts/replies aloud. 3) Proud of being a Funky Town High School graduate: barely over the border line of coherency, hooked on phonics spelling, tons and tons of periods after sentences. Repetitive common vulgarities sometimes three to the sentence. Replies rarely exceed 140 characters. Often uses incomplete sentences. Eschews nouns for pronouns. Few, if any, modifiers. Considers trite motivational epigrams sage advice. 4) Below high school: onomatopoeia replies, sentence fragments, ego of a 12 year old. For example: "BOOM, mo'fu at shit rulzes!" Looks to Donald Trump as a language skill guru. Grammar Nazis make these people dirty their underwear.

It’s like that sometimes lol

SiouxcitySue comments on Apr 3, 2019:

I'm not sure how this will work for those of us of the feminine persuasion. But I'm game for giving it a try.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 3, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue If that's your game, I'll give you a hug emoji and wait for the panic to settle in.;-)

How to keep a relationship: ?

Indubitably comments on Apr 3, 2019:

Know that having arguments IS normal. One more...don't always correct their English. :)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 3, 2019:

If they're born in the US, have been living in the US and don't know acceptable English, you shouldn't know them. Once I started communicating internationally, my jaw started to drop when people who have **never** set foot in an English speaking country use better English on line than my countrymen.

Trump stated, in public, that his father was born in Germany.

Our_existence comments on Apr 3, 2019:

Fuck tyrant tRump

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 3, 2019:

You first.

I've been looking forever...

brentan comments on Apr 3, 2019:

A far piece from here.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 3, 2019:

That's a hop, skip and jump from me. Turn left at where the fire house used to be before it burned down in 1935.

It’s like that sometimes lol

Lop-Eared-Mule comments on Apr 3, 2019:

Yeah, this is not a dating site.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 3, 2019:

If it isn't a dating site, it ought to be. Almost all the profiles (except for odd balls like myself) say something on the lines of: 1) Looking for men; 2) Looking for women; 3) Looking for whatever gender it wants to be, and; 4) All of the above. It's about 10% of the members say they're not looking; don't ask. I'm in the 10%. It gives me the impression most people here are single or willing to lie about it. I'm waiting for someone to put in their profile they want sex if it's immoral, illegal, twisted and come home Lassie.

It’s like that sometimes lol

SiouxcitySue comments on Apr 3, 2019:

I'm not sure how this will work for those of us of the feminine persuasion. But I'm game for giving it a try.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 3, 2019:

If you say in your profile you don't want a relationship; just one night with a guy if he brings his own Vaseline and six lemon flavored condoms -- you'll do okay. I promise I won't explain why they have to be lemon flavored. Realistically, the trick is to find a long running e-mail correspondence with anyone that isn't insane before meeting them. The sane ones can be difficult to find. Lord, I've heard too many tales from bug eyed women.

Last I heard, the backers of the Hollywood Walk of Fame were discussing removing Trump's star ...

Freedompath comments on Apr 2, 2019:

I vote for removing it...has there ever been a person who got a star on ‘the walk of fame,’ that was so despicable? Seeing his star must bring out the complete disgust in people who stand for just plain decency!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 3, 2019:

>has there ever been a person who got a star on ‘the walk of fame,’ that was so despicable? Rosco "Fatty" Arbuckle (1904–1933) comes to mind. Even Lassie has a star on the walk of fame, although during her film career they used several different dogs. For goodness sake, even Cheeta has a star on the walk of fame. (Pictured below, Cheeta and his trainer. Cheeta lived to be 80). Cheeta, among other things, was famous for biting the leading actor, Tarzan.

Last I heard, the backers of the Hollywood Walk of Fame were discussing removing Trump's star ...

KarenK17 comments on Apr 2, 2019:

If they want to keep paying to have it replaced, let them. I just hope they preserve all of the destroyed ones for an exhibit. I want them to also include the little wall that someone had built around it at some point.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 3, 2019:

For big bucks, claim the rocks you got in a jar **used to be** part of Trumps star on the walk of fame. How is anyone going to fact check those rocks **aren't** from Trump's star of fame? Sell 'em for $20 a rock and get rid of 80 tons of rock. Retire to Belize before the tax man comes around. Rio would do.

Last I heard, the backers of the Hollywood Walk of Fame were discussing removing Trump's star ...

mcgeo52 comments on Apr 3, 2019:

When it is there it is often used as a depository for excrement and/or urine.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Apr 3, 2019:

My late friend, Patrick the Crazy Irishman, said his dream was to pee on J. Edgar Hover's grave. That's about the same as destroying Trump's star on the walk of fame. Both acts come with a risk of a police record.