Simple misunderstanding

Livinlife comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Cashier should have been more specific. By the way, anyone care to bail me out?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2019:

The go fund me page didn't work?

Intumescent ADJECTIVE (of a coating or sealant) swelling up when heated, thus protecting the ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Sounds like something that might be used on an engine block.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2019:

@LenHazell53 I should have said on the **outside** of the engine block. Speaking from experience, flaming engine blocks are no fun.

Poets get all the dates.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 25, 2019:

In relationships, love doesn't last. Cooking do.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2019:

@Cast1es I was citing a grammatically incorrect proverb of Dixie. Thanks for paying attention.

I miss having a good table to do my folding...

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 25, 2019:

There are some things I miss about a laundromat. It is a very communal thing. Savannah even had a combined bar and laundry for awhile.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2019:

@LadyAlyxandrea # True Story # My parents took off to Quebec for a world's fair from Pensacola, Florida. They took my brother and me. By the time we got to Niagara Falls, we had several loads of dirty laundry. My mother and I went to a laundromat while my father and brother went hunting for additional road maps. It was about 9 a.m. and we were the only ones in the place. My mother loaded **one** machine and sat down. She was going to do one load at a time. "Mom," I said "We got thirty washing machines and 30 driers. We can do **all** of our laundry at once." She confessed that she was so used to doing one load at a time at home, she hadn't considered using more than one machine.

Simple misunderstanding

BeeHappy comments on Mar 25, 2019:

I'm banned from Target. ?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2019:

I want to go shopping with you.

Fred may be on to something. You heard him. That's the secret to long life.

Livinlife comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Fred has some stories LOLOLOL

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2019:

He uses a cucumber for practice.

on the right track

ToolGuy comments on Mar 25, 2019:

Barbaric?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2019:

Dunno. I didn't get past the title page which dates it for WWII.

I miss having a good table to do my folding...

BufftonBeotch comments on Mar 25, 2019:

There are some things I miss about a laundromat. It is a very communal thing. Savannah even had a combined bar and laundry for awhile.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 25, 2019:

Petunia can't stand laundromats because she's worries about being left alone with strangers. I find the strangers rarely want to talk.

[motherjones.

WilliamCharles comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Climate change, neglect of infrastructure, and development practices that are oblivious to topography generally all come into play. The reality is that so many people, and most shamefully the political leadership, ignore the climate intensification from global warming.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 24, 2019:

@WilliamCharles About the only buildings that survive flood waters are concrete with steel enforcement. Two marks against them: they are more expensive than other construction and; 2) they tend to look ugly. >We don't really handle emergency preparedness all that well. Who's this "we" guy? Largely flooding is something that comes with advanced warning to people willing to ignore it. It's hard for me to forget having my late drinking buddy, Clyde the Wonderfog over for a hurricane party a good bit inland. The police went to every door on a barrier island telling the residents to either leave or give the cops the names of the next of kin. They added they were leaving the island as well. As the hurricane pushed 80% of the island buildings into the bay, Clyde had a bright idea: as long as the cops had left, we could ransack homes on the island. He wanted to borrow my 16 foot row boat to cross the bay and loot homes. Oh, yea, people can be that stupid.

What happened the last time the GOP tried to install a fascist dictator (interesting article!) ...

Robecology comments on Mar 24, 2019:

The article made sense until it started the name calling at the end. It gave away the impetuous and arrogant style of the writer. But the facts remain. FDR was considered a radical. He was considered a socialist. There were movements to overthrow his power by the rich...and I can foresee that ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 24, 2019:

@Robecology As a fellow follower of Bertrand Russell, I'm not impressed with your remarks. I don't follow him at all. He's been dead since 1970.

one goes up, the other down

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Impeach the motherfucker!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 24, 2019:

@Freedompath ...,this isn’t reasonable and it isn’t normal! So now what? Keep the powder dry.

What happened the last time the GOP tried to install a fascist dictator (interesting article!) ...

Robecology comments on Mar 24, 2019:

The article made sense until it started the name calling at the end. It gave away the impetuous and arrogant style of the writer. But the facts remain. FDR was considered a radical. He was considered a socialist. There were movements to overthrow his power by the rich...and I can foresee that ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 24, 2019:

@Robecology ..let's avoid calling them morons... Let's call a spade a spade but not that black guy over there.

What makes you a catch?

Booklover comments on Mar 24, 2019:

I'm snuggly in the winter, throw a good shade in the summer.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 24, 2019:

You just described a chunky monkey.

[motherjones.

WilliamCharles comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Climate change, neglect of infrastructure, and development practices that are oblivious to topography generally all come into play. The reality is that so many people, and most shamefully the political leadership, ignore the climate intensification from global warming.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 24, 2019:

@WilliamCharles Great theory that doesn't work. I lived near a barrier island. Once a hurricane reached shore the sea level would rise until the island was underwater. Those who build their homes on pilings had the same theory you have. Problem was that as the water poured across the island, it undercut the pilings. House go boom. After that it washed into the bay. The real solution is either build dykes or move further inland.

one goes up, the other down

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Impeach the motherfucker!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 24, 2019:

@Freedompath...but, this man has nothing to loose by just staying put... The **main** reason to be President is to influence the outcome of American history, legislation, etc. Once it's clear he has no influence, there is not much reason to stay in office.

one goes up, the other down

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Impeach the motherfucker!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 24, 2019:

@Freedompath did you mean no confidence, because no continence I make the occasional typographic error.

Perambulating (verb): the act of pushing a pram (a baby buggy).

chilehead9 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

The dictionary I just consulted says nothing about a pram being involved - it's just strolling about or traversing an area: verb (used with object), per·am·bu·lat·ed, per·am·bu·lat·ing. to walk through, about, or over; travel through; traverse. to traverse in order to examine or ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 24, 2019:

Your dictionary? Funk and Wagnel?

Good morning Girls and Boys.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

## Next month: tap dancing.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 24, 2019:

@RobertNappi2 Old joke Doctor, once my hand heals, will I be able to play the violin? Sure. That's odd I couldn't play it before.

PYRRHIC.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

I've also heard it used to mean a costly victory while in retreat.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 24, 2019:

@Marionville If you're in retreat, you can continuing killing others while they kill yours until they have so many deaths you have "defeated" them at high losses to your own forces.

JOINDER.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

I've heard it's variant used to describe the joining of two pieces of timber without nails.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 24, 2019:

@Marionville see: https://www.thesprucecrafts.com/wood-joinery-methods-use-no-fasteners-3536634

Ya snooze Ya lose i guess

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

That reminds me of Barbara the Hun, who dumped via e-mail after I refused accept the demands she was putting on me. I found another woman. Six months later, she called me up and wanted me to take her back. Didn't work.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 24, 2019:

@Naejidlopalev I used to live a half a mile away from Mountain View Road in South Carolina. It was 100 miles away from the mountains. No way to see those mountains. Later this month, I'm going to a free concert series *Jazz on Ram Cat Alley* here in Seneca, SC. 1) Jazz musicians are painfully lacking. 2) No fur covered felines because both the people and the cops bring dogs. 3) It's on a two lane street, not an alley. They're not good at misleading people but they give it a shot.

Perambulating (verb): the act of pushing a pram (a baby buggy).

LenHazell53 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

The above is the modern definition according to some American dictionaries. To Perambulate originally was the action of of a grounds keeper marking out the boarders of an estate. "Perimeter Ambulation", the grounds keeper would push a wheeled trolly containing stone boundary markers called a ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 24, 2019:

This has taught me two things: 1, don't define a word without consulting a dictionary and; 2) I've spend too much time with British nannies.

What happened the last time the GOP tried to install a fascist dictator (interesting article!) ...

Robecology comments on Mar 24, 2019:

The article made sense until it started the name calling at the end. It gave away the impetuous and arrogant style of the writer. But the facts remain. FDR was considered a radical. He was considered a socialist. There were movements to overthrow his power by the rich...and I can foresee that ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 24, 2019:

@Robecology Please...can’t we raise the bar...not lower it? Couldn't we have a drink at the bar instead? I'll buy the first pitcher. If we can still walk, you can buy the second one.

Ya snooze Ya lose i guess

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

That reminds me of Barbara the Hun, who dumped via e-mail after I refused accept the demands she was putting on me. I found another woman. Six months later, she called me up and wanted me to take her back. Didn't work.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 24, 2019:

@Naejidlopalev We try to mislead as many people as possible, Darling.

The text below is taken from a longer article (well worth the read!): [salon.

EMC2 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

I do believe the academic debate regarding the sanity of orange cakes concludes he is not well adjusted. I for one, and hopefully Mueller, believe whole heartedly that TRump is corrupt as hell and crazy as bat shit.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 24, 2019:

Q.E.D. my favorite comment: "In your guts, you know he's nuts."

11:11 am on Sunday morning and so far I have managed to maintain self control, the day is but young.

IamNobody comments on Mar 24, 2019:

My old man used to say....... "idiots is one of the very few species that are not in danger of extinction"

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 24, 2019:

@IamNobody Ah, you're referring to Faith Hill, C&W singer? ;-)

Ya snooze Ya lose i guess

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

That reminds me of Barbara the Hun, who dumped via e-mail after I refused accept the demands she was putting on me. I found another woman. Six months later, she called me up and wanted me to take her back. Didn't work.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 24, 2019:

@Naejidlopalev I was preparing you should you come visit me and find plenty of women calling me "hun."

one goes up, the other down

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Impeach the motherfucker!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 24, 2019:

@Freedompath Largely. When it was clear Nixon was going to be impeached so many rats deserted the ship that Nixon resigned instead of being the first president impeached.

@admin, I have a post that I can't unpin from the top of g:31.

Cutiebeauty comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Looks like option buttons are disappearing elsewhere too .. I can't write a Post in the food group... But I can comment

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 24, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty Got a list?

I spent a couple of hours at the Clemson Botanical Gardens with Petunia Saturday.

kltuckmn comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Beautiful flowers.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 24, 2019:

It's too bad that the bloom only lasts for a **single** day, ergo the name day Lily.

True that!

bookofmorons comments on Mar 24, 2019:

I'm not even sure they are in fact a real person

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 24, 2019:

The artificial and plastic community would like to have a word with you. ;-)

Ya snooze Ya lose i guess

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

That reminds me of Barbara the Hun, who dumped via e-mail after I refused accept the demands she was putting on me. I found another woman. Six months later, she called me up and wanted me to take her back. Didn't work.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 24, 2019:

@Naejidlopalev Barbara is a citizen of Germany. She lives in Alabama. During the dark ages and during WWII the Germans were called Huns. She spoke flawless English. In Dixie, flirting waitress and cashiers tend to call their male customers huns, short for "honey." Put a knife to their throat and they can't tell you what the guy's name is. It's a part of southern charm.

11:11 am on Sunday morning and so far I have managed to maintain self control, the day is but young.

IamNobody comments on Mar 24, 2019:

My old man used to say....... "idiots is one of the very few species that are not in danger of extinction"

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 24, 2019:

@IamNobody He didn't say that. Variations exist but it's never pinned down to who said it first exists. ". . . the notion that human stupidity is unlimited has a long history. An entertaining precursor statement written in French appeared in volume 2 of the “Grand Dictionnaire Universel du XIXe Siècle” (Great Universal Dictionary of the Nineteenth Century) within an entry for “Bêtise” (Stupidity). This volume was published circa 1865, and the quotation was credited to Alexandre Dumas . . . ." source: https://quoteinvestigator.com/2010/05/04/universe-einstein/

What happened the last time the GOP tried to install a fascist dictator (interesting article!) ...

Robecology comments on Mar 24, 2019:

The article made sense until it started the name calling at the end. It gave away the impetuous and arrogant style of the writer. But the facts remain. FDR was considered a radical. He was considered a socialist. There were movements to overthrow his power by the rich...and I can foresee that ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 24, 2019:

@MojoDave in the psychological community the term "morons" has been retired for decades. Let's not call them **that**. Let's just say they could be outwitted by a fern instead of "dumb shits" instead.

11:11 am on Sunday morning and so far I have managed to maintain self control, the day is but young.

IamNobody comments on Mar 24, 2019:

My old man used to say....... "idiots is one of the very few species that are not in danger of extinction"

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 24, 2019:

There are two things that exist in unlimited supply in this universe: stupidity and hydrogen. Sometimes I wonder about the unlimited supply of hydrogen.

Obviously. Hahaha ?????

EricTrommater comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Don't forget "Grand Canyon."

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 24, 2019:

Aka "the big ditch."

crassness noun insensitivity, stupidity, vulgarity, coarseness, boorishness, tactlessness, ...

Charlene comments on Mar 24, 2019:

We all know Who comes to mind..

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 24, 2019:

@Charlene The typical response of my former shipmates would have been "Shit hot, bitch." Thankfully I signed on for the shortest hitch possible.

crassness noun insensitivity, stupidity, vulgarity, coarseness, boorishness, tactlessness, ...

Charlene comments on Mar 24, 2019:

We all know Who comes to mind..

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 24, 2019:

@F-IM-Forty Does swearing automatically count as crassness? When the common vulgarities begin to replace the word "the" and other common modifiers.

one goes up, the other down

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Impeach the motherfucker!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 24, 2019:

When the US adopted impeachment process, Britain was dumping it for a vote of no continence. We should do the same. There has never been a **successful** impeachment process.

I spent a couple of hours at the Clemson Botanical Gardens with Petunia Saturday.

Nightshade1313 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Poor Petunia! ? love the flowers.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 24, 2019:

@Nightshade1313 I found it impossible to grow tulips in Pensacola.

I spent a couple of hours at the Clemson Botanical Gardens with Petunia Saturday.

azzow2 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

I have not seen that place in over 30 years. I had once lived in a town near Pickins.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 24, 2019:

Petunia says recently they dropped the fee to see the park's rock collection. There is no fee to see the garden. Cheap date.

I spent a couple of hours at the Clemson Botanical Gardens with Petunia Saturday.

Cast1es comments on Mar 24, 2019:

The fun you were having , made you suspect , and you chose to brag to her about it , intending to make her jealous . Congratulations , it worked . You made her jealous . And you're still bragging about it .

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 24, 2019:

People in relationships will always have things they want to do the other person doesn't want to do. Petunia is insecure about me talking to strangers, especially young attractive women. I was feeling lonesome on that bench, so I spoke to passing strangers including guys pushing their children in a baby buggys. It was either that or get depressed that I had been abandoned. When Petunia returned, she wanted to know **why** I was sitting next to a pile of flowers. Had I lied and said I'd picked them myself, I would have gotten a lecture about damaging the park especially since I didn't bring a basket to carry them away. I didn't want to stuff them in my pockets because camellia blooms attract ants and often are crawling with them. In my position, what explanation would you have given her? The blooms all flew off the bushes and landed next to me? I feel like you've over rated me as one of those evil manipulative men you have known.

I spent a couple of hours at the Clemson Botanical Gardens with Petunia Saturday.

IrishTxJudy comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Sorry that happened. Not all wives are buzz kills just like not all husbands are buzz kills. All in all, sounds like you had a good day.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 24, 2019:

You're right. I shouldn't generalize. People in relationships will always have things they want to do that the other person doesn't want to do. Petunia is insecure about me talking to strangers, especially young attractive women. I was feeling lonesome on that bench, so I spoke to passing strangers including guys perambulating their children.

I spent a couple of hours at the Clemson Botanical Gardens with Petunia Saturday.

Nightshade1313 comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Poor Petunia! ? love the flowers.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 24, 2019:

I took their pictures a couple of years ago. They're day lilies. There are at least a thousand different varietals. The wild ones tend to grow in ditches and hence their nick name "ditch lilies." The bulbs for the uncommon ones can run $35 **each**.

Good enough to eat with a taste of honey

Charlene comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Mmm

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 24, 2019:

Are you humming because you forgot the words?

[yahoo.

LiterateHiker comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Eventually. Trump and associates will try to spin it, lie, blame and dissemble, as always. "Witch hunt!" "No collusion." "Democrat hit job." *Ad nauseam. *

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 24, 2019:

@jerry99 I got a feeling they won't revel the secrets of his grandmother's sour kraut.

[yahoo.

Piratefish comments on Mar 23, 2019:

I thought there was a law that specifically forbade Presidents from commercializing the Office.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 23, 2019:

Yepper. It's in the constitution but he'll get away with it.

Hey, my dream catcher works!

MojoDave comments on Mar 23, 2019:

I gotta get me one of those! Do they sell those on Amazon? ?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 23, 2019:

Scroll down and read my response to Dave1459.

Trump Has Slapped His Brand On Images Of The White House To Sell At His Trump Store President ...

LoneDestiny comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Is there any chance that someone could SLAP Trump for every time he’s done something stupid?! I understand that would be millions, of slaps, so perhaps there should be a procession of slappers. Any volunteers?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 23, 2019:

@Killtheskyfairy You could try. Last I heard, Trump can no longer block those who curse at his Tweeter account but it doesn't mean you couldn't be investigated by the Secret Service and wind up with a file, in black and white, at the FBI. Fox **can** decline to take ads but if they would refuse to do it is a wild card. We ought to start a fund me page.

Probably a lot of you

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 23, 2019:

My older brother tried that. Once he started to catch up with me, I ran through a doorway and slammed the door behind me. Naturally, he ran into a door running as fast as he could. He thought he was going to get sympathy from my parents by being truthful about his injuries. # He was right. ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 23, 2019:

@Naejidlopalev I look too much like my father, who looked too much like a tan white version of the Incredible Hulk.

Watching subtitles ... ???

bookofmorons comments on Mar 23, 2019:

I alway found that subtitles forced me to pay closer attention

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 23, 2019:

@bookofmoron The Hentai and amine porno are especially strange. It can include rape by giant monsters, demons, child molesting as well as x-ray vision of impregnation. The cartoons always include jail bait with giant boobies. We all know Japanese women, aged 12, with 42/26/32 measurements, who beg to give guys deep throat, swallow or grin feverishly if the guy ejaculates on their face and rape guys with big dangling dicks often in groups fresh out of school. Honestly? **No way!** I don't **want** to meet that group. Way, way strange stuff. Everything **except** bestiality. That's for the gringo porno. Lassie! Don't come home!

Trump Has Slapped His Brand On Images Of The White House To Sell At His Trump Store President ...

LoneDestiny comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Is there any chance that someone could SLAP Trump for every time he’s done something stupid?! I understand that would be millions, of slaps, so perhaps there should be a procession of slappers. Any volunteers?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 23, 2019:

>Is there any chance that someone could SLAP Trump for every time he’s done something stupid?! If a person bitch slapped Trump, the Secret Service wouldn't allow them anywhere near him again.

Smile and the whole world smiles with you.

Tooreen comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Laugh and you laugh alone? That don't sound right

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 23, 2019:

@Tooreen Not me. I'd never say that. It's a cabal of electrons running wild in my AI circuit, that say that. Not that I'd lie about that, young innocent that I am. ??????

Funny how it seems the more religious the less moral

Kojaksmom comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Religion is selfish. People get involved in religion so they could live in the afterlife. They could care less about morality.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 23, 2019:

The afterlife is the narcissistic belief the party can't go on without you.

Watching subtitles ... ???

bookofmorons comments on Mar 23, 2019:

I alway found that subtitles forced me to pay closer attention

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 23, 2019:

You watch Japaneses porno with English subtitles? I don't care what is in **those** subtitles.

How a "Normal" Person Tells a Story vs How I Tell a Story.

Sticks48 comments on Mar 22, 2019:

I am so happy to hear a woman admit this. I have been chastised by women on this site for pointing this out. When women say we don't listen, that is not necessarily true. We do however have short a attention span, so it does help to get to the point. :)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 23, 2019:

@Sticks48 At my age it has to short enough to allow for rest room visits. If the news is on, short enough to tell during the commercial.

Dating and Marriage preferences.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 21, 2019:

There are physical characteristics common to certain **groups.** However, the nightmare is assigning those "racial" traits to **individuals** is when it all breaks down.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 22, 2019:

@Nukdookum To keep it more confusing, Petunia is "black Irish" although she's a dam pale woman.

Today is a better day...so far. I've learned some lessons...that's all I can say about yesterday.

azzow2 comments on Mar 22, 2019:

The essence of experience.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 22, 2019:

@IrishTxJudy I'm dangerous when I'm making sense.

Smile and the whole world smiles with you.

Tooreen comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Laugh and you laugh alone? That don't sound right

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 22, 2019:

The saying is "Cry and you cry alone."

With that personal flotation devices, she won't sink.

Bungaloebob comments on Mar 22, 2019:

OMG...THAT is unbelievable. i know they exist that big, because when i was a younger i went out with a woman who had tits like that.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 22, 2019:

www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/largest-natural-breasts "The largest natural breasts belong to Annie Hawkins-Turner (aka Norma Stitz) (USA) who has an under breast measurement of 109.22 cm (43 in) and an around chest-over-nipple measurement of 177.8 cm (70 in)." She takes a V cup, not manufactured in the US.

Today is a better day...so far. I've learned some lessons...that's all I can say about yesterday.

azzow2 comments on Mar 22, 2019:

The essence of experience.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 22, 2019:

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.

ROTOGRAVURE.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 22, 2019:

I used to have a friend who told a publisher he would have no problem running his rotogravure press. He didn't know what he was doing and the press nearly ate his arm.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 22, 2019:

@Marionville Hope he recovered. He got generous workman's comprehension. He used the money to go to college. Once there, he started working for the student newspaper. He wrote exposes, including ones on the local newspaper. Additionally, he kept scooping the local newspaper. First, the Pensacola News Journal tried to get the college president to fire him. When that didn't work the Journal offered him a good paying job if he agreed to stop writing about them. He's been at the Pensacola News Journal there since 1976. Highest paid proof reader they've got. He might have retired by now. I lost touch with him.

With that personal flotation devices, she won't sink.

MojoDave comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Seems they would be a deterrent to a relationship. ?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 22, 2019:

@MojoDave They make good ear muffs.

Dating and Marriage preferences.

EyesThatSmile comments on Mar 21, 2019:

I agree. I definitely prefer dating within the human race. Does that make me a bigot? Haha

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 22, 2019:

@Janiesuper I'll remember that the minute I get the space ship working again. ;-)

Anyone ever been involved in multi-level marketing (MLM)?

Mitch07102 comments on Mar 22, 2019:

A couple of observations: 1) In a world a one-click for anything, cheap, direct from the maker even if in China, the cost metrics for MLM don't work. 2) In this world I describe in point one, if your product is any good, you can sell it worldwide. Why go to the trouble of building an ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 22, 2019:

The main object is to get low man on their totem pole to buy their sales kit, claiming that it will lead to easy riches.

Give him credit...

Mofo1953 comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Fuck him!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 22, 2019:

You first. After that, his asshole ought to be big enough to drive a bus through it.

I really fell in love with this wallpaper so I thought I'd share it

TheDoubter comments on Mar 22, 2019:

different

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 22, 2019:

In the Great White North, when they think it stinks they're prone to say "Oh, that's different." ???

With that personal flotation devices, she won't sink.

MojoDave comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Seems they would be a deterrent to a relationship. ?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 22, 2019:

I'd like a reason why they'd be a deterrent, unless she wanted me to take on bra buying spree. Once they get past the 42 d size, the price skyrockets. Couldn't take her horseback riding. :-(

I live in WTF? Shitty.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Montreal awaits!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 22, 2019:

@Rudy1962 It's a WTF shitty, possibly because most of Canada doesn't speak French. Otherwise I've heard it described as a slice of old Europe with modern buildings, the terraced cafes of Plateau Mont-Royal, renting bikes for a canal tour, an excellent art museum, and Petunia's favorite, a plentiful supply of artry farty gift shops. There is always the risk we'd get lost and wind up in Yellowknife because Petunia wants a return to Alaska -- an entire state of advanced shitty where the men massively outnumber the women.

Where did the HI and Wave disappear to? It's no longer on my profile page that I can find?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 21, 2019:

? Some are only available on line. ????? Now scroll **way down** Smileys & People...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 22, 2019:

@freeofgod I'll give you a hand up just because you look so cute. ???✋???

Upon making Level 8, how long does it take to get your shirt in the mail?

KKGator comments on Mar 21, 2019:

If I remember correctly, it didn't take mine long to arrive. Might have been inside of two weeks of hitting Level 8. However, that was a while ago.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 22, 2019:

@SleeplessInTexas Normally, I wear a circus tent size t-shirt. Petunia prefers I wear something loud and gaudy so I won't blend in with the crowd.

[diversityinc.

Looking4-Others comments on Mar 17, 2019:

I guess since their leader tells them it's okay to be open with their racism because he shows his at every opportunity. Disgusting!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 22, 2019:

@Arachne He is able to read as he has read speeches from a promoter. He goes off script, often complaining that the prompter is scrolling too fast for him to read. He has a wealth of excuses why he avoids reading. The *Art Of The Deal* was written with a $500,000 advance to a ghost writer who did all the research, all the writing. The New Yorker magazine says this: *Starting in late 1985, [ Tony] Schwartz spent eighteen months with Trump—camping out in his office, joining him on his helicopter, tagging along at meetings, and spending weekends with him at his Manhattan apartment and his Florida estate. During that period, Schwartz felt, he had got to know him better than almost anyone else outside the Trump family. Until Schwartz posted the tweet, though, he had not spoken publicly about Trump for decades. It had never been his ambition to be a ghostwriter, and he had been glad to move on. But, as he watched a replay of the new candidate holding forth for forty-five minutes, he noticed something strange: over the decades, Trump appeared to have convinced himself that he had written the book. Schwartz recalls thinking, “If he could lie about that on Day One—when it was so easily refuted—he is likely to lie about anything.”* The article is fascinating. See: https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/07/25/donald-trumps-ghostwriter-tells-all >He is stupid, but not that stupid. One of his college professors says he never had a student that dense before. Another professor says Trump's speech patters are that of a civilization that hasn't fully developed speech yet.

Where did the HI and Wave disappear to? It's no longer on my profile page that I can find?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 21, 2019:

? Some are only available on line. ????? Now scroll **way down** Smileys & People...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 21, 2019:

@freeofgod I sold yours to the Russians, a nickel a ton. ???????

[yahoo.

altschmerz comments on Mar 21, 2019:

We need the nausea icon back.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 21, 2019:

# I'm keeping it all for myself. ??????

Dating and Marriage preferences.

EyesThatSmile comments on Mar 21, 2019:

I agree. I definitely prefer dating within the human race. Does that make me a bigot? Haha

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 21, 2019:

That rules me out. I'm from the planet Mongo.

The only French pastry I have ever made was French bread.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 21, 2019:

>Who knew how much went into this process and that there several different methods of getting to the point of actually having a Croissant? Me. I used to have a complete collection of Julia Child's videos, including bread making. After a certain point, I started muttering "I'll have to go to ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 21, 2019:

@azzow2 The big deal with using the machine is proofing the yeast. If the yeast doesn't spring to life out of the packet, you'll be baking a brick. The other side of the coin is regular use of an oven drives your utility bill through the roof. Bang for the buck, buy your bread at the store.

Anyone ever been involved in multi-level marketing (MLM)?

Wangobango3 comments on Mar 21, 2019:

They define "pyramid scheme".

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 21, 2019:

Technically, no. In legal terms, a pyramid scheme has no product to sell. However multi-level products they stress how much money you **could** make selling dealerships rather than how much money you could make selling their over priced products. The typical problem is not only are their products overpriced, it involves the most difficult sale method -- cold calling people who don't want to know you.

When something hits me like a ton of bricks, I'm glad I still can think about positive things.

azzow2 comments on Mar 21, 2019:

If a ton of bricks hit me for sure i would have some broken bones and gushing blood cuts lol.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 21, 2019:

As is the custom of my people, the clumsy fucks, when a ton of bricks hits us.

Easter is around the corner.

mistymoon77 comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Reminds me of this really bad B horror flick I saw at the drivein many moons back.. Night of the Lupus.. giant rabbits eating people.. fun shit.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 21, 2019:

@mistymoon77 Your reply baffled me because the disease is also known as "the bite of the wolf." Those who have it, often have marks on their skin that looks like a wolf bit them. I worked briefly with a fund raising organization to eradicate that disease. Any excuse to get out of the house. There are people (including myself) who enjoy having friends over to watch **badly made movies.** We pass the jug/bong and laugh at how badly they were made. Advice on any exceptionally bad movie that has passed in obscurity is worth hunting down. A misspelling of a word in the title screws us over. My favorite in the group is *The Terror of Tiny Town* the **only** all midget musical western. Once you've seen it and rolled under the sofa laughing, you'll understand why they only made one all midget musical western. It **wasn't supposed to be funny.** The all time life time winner of the golden turkey is *Plan Nine From Outer Space.*

Hey, my dream catcher works!

dave1459 comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Where can I get one or two? ?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 21, 2019:

At your nearest Native American reservation. On line they are likely to be made by Asians. "So where can you find a native-made dreamcatcher? In Indian territory, almost everywhere. People are making dreamcatchers in just about every Indian reservation in the US or Canada, and you can find them at any tribal gift shop, powwow, or Indian event." **Good** dreams are supposed to pass through the dream catcher and dissolve in the morning sun. You'll need the adult size dream catcher as opposed to the smaller, cheaper child dream catcher. Happy wet dreams. Source: http://www.native-languages.org/dreamcatchers.htm

Easter is around the corner.

scurry comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Run Away... Run Away!!!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 21, 2019:

Arg, it's the killer bunny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmu5sRIizdw

Easter is around the corner.

mistymoon77 comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Reminds me of this really bad B horror flick I saw at the drivein many moons back.. Night of the Lupus.. giant rabbits eating people.. fun shit.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 21, 2019:

*Night of the Lepus* Lupus is a systemic autoimmune disease that occurs when your body's immune system attacks your own tissues and organs. Inflammation caused by lupus can affect many different body systems — including your joints, skin, kidneys, blood cells, brain, heart and lungs.

You know, perspective.

mischl comments on Mar 20, 2019:

My perspective is: Women are less likely to start wars.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 21, 2019:

@Brunnion . . . she was abused , derided, slandered and belittled in parliament by the then opposition leader . . . Sounds like normal politics to me.

There’s anew potato ? in town ?

Lennie comments on Mar 21, 2019:

I like the way it's being carefully handled.?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 21, 2019:

@Lllewis I hear the voice of experience. Now I want to know you better. Could I offer you an espresso? |_|?

Finding this journey to being fully single full of twists and turns.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 20, 2019:

There's nothing more depressing than saving your Saturday for housework by your lonesome months on end.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 21, 2019:

@GwenBFree You have given me hope to continue searching for a cleaning service that does windows. When I bought this dump the previous occupant **never** washed his windows. The crud is super thick. Cleaning them is on par with cleaning the Augean stables. Petunia's solution: blinds and heavy curtains. I want to let the sunshine in. My tomcat, Percy, wants to trash the blinds and heavy curtains. Petunia wants to get rid of Percy.

[diversityinc.

Looking4-Others comments on Mar 17, 2019:

I guess since their leader tells them it's okay to be open with their racism because he shows his at every opportunity. Disgusting!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 21, 2019:

@Arachne If he dictated his story to someone so that they could write about him, wouldn’t the story be his? That's a big **if.** His tweets are jumbled and rambling as are his speeches. Dictate a book? That's not going to happen. Considering he is a functional illiterate and his home lacks **any books** it's unlikely he's ever read *The Art of the Deal.* He might heard book reviews or struggled to read the book cover. He's known to tell people **not** to put their business proposals in writing because he will not read them. His intelligence briefs are in charts, graphs and pretty pictures. Family members are on his staff to **explain** his intelligence briefing to him.

You know, perspective.

mischl comments on Mar 20, 2019:

My perspective is: Women are less likely to start wars.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 21, 2019:

@mischl Let's forget these gals: Helle Thorning-Schmidt, Prime Minister of Denmark Yingluck Shinawatra, Prime Minister of Thailand Cristina Fernández de Kirchner, President of Argentina Dilma Rousseff, President of Brazil Julia Gillard, Prime Minister of Australia Ellen Johnson Sirleaf, President of Liberia Sheik Hasina Wajed, Prime Minister of Bangladesh Johanna Sigurdardottir, Prime Minister of Iceland Laura Chinchilla, President of Costa Rica Tarja Halonen, President of Finland Dalia Grybauskaite, President of Lithuania Kamla Persad-Bissessar, Prime Minister of Trinidad and Tobago

Super hiking woman Any guys looking for a hiking partner?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 20, 2019:

I'm an old fat white guy with asthma. On backpacking trails, I don't pass anyone. It takes me all day to do ten miles. This year I've had two strokes. Now I stagger when I walk. That phase of my life may have retreated for good. :-( I'm looking at canoing instead.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 20, 2019:

@Tominator I am assuming you have a dagger board to act as a keel. Otherwise you'll have trouble tacking (sailing against the wind). On the other extreme my canoe has a solar powered trolling motor.

Happy Spring Everyone.

nogod comments on Mar 20, 2019:

GRRRRR, YOU PEOPLE AND YOUR EARLY SPRING. hell yea l'm jealous.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 20, 2019:

@Nightshade1313 My weather will reach you in 2035. Plan to complain about the air conditioning bills.

World of lies. From FB...

camne comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Give the devil his do, he's trying to keep his promises. It's just that his promises are insane and appeal to only to the lowest common denominator of citizens.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 20, 2019:

@camne >He hasn't succeeded in locking her up yet, that doesn't mean he's giving up on it. He has said it was "a campaign promise." He also says it is one he won't be fulfilling. When his followers chant it to him, he takes a long look at the ceiling rather than repeat he has no plans to do it. **Possible reason**: years of congress trying to lock her up have failed.

[diversityinc.

Looking4-Others comments on Mar 17, 2019:

I guess since their leader tells them it's okay to be open with their racism because he shows his at every opportunity. Disgusting!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 20, 2019:

@Arachne Under those rules: Donald says his name is Donald. Donald is a liar Therefore his name isn't Donald. You know Trump did not write *The Art of the Deal* right? He hired a ghost writer.

Easter is around the corner.

metalhead222 comments on Mar 20, 2019:

commercial holidays, candy companies gotta make that nut

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 20, 2019:

Buying new children's clothing for church is right up there.

Finding this journey to being fully single full of twists and turns.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Mar 20, 2019:

There's nothing more depressing than saving your Saturday for housework by your lonesome months on end.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 20, 2019:

@GwenBFree They do windows?

[diversityinc.

freedom41 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

The system is broken. You would think people of this century would pull there head out there ass. And fix the problem without a law suit.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 20, 2019:

@freedom41 Ethnic humor has largely vanished in the 21st century in the US.

You know, perspective.

mischl comments on Mar 20, 2019:

My perspective is: Women are less likely to start wars.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 20, 2019:

>Women are less likely to start wars. Only because they're less likely to be placed in a position of power where they can *can start a war.* Compared to men, they're the extreme minority as world leaders. Give Margaret Thatcher a chance.

Easter is around the corner.

SiouxcitySue comments on Mar 20, 2019:

But I like Easter, it's the only time of year I can find chocolate bunnies. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 20, 2019:

I can find chocolate bunnies year around at a discount warehouse (Russell Stover) in Anderson, South Carolina. It's about twenty miles away from me. Come visit and take Petunia with you. She's in love with the phrase "discount chocolate."

[diversityinc.

freedom41 comments on Mar 17, 2019:

The system is broken. You would think people of this century would pull there head out there ass. And fix the problem without a law suit.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 20, 2019:

Meh. Fixing racism is never going to happen. What has been happening over the last century and a half has been laws that *restrict* the effects of racism. Laws like equal housing, giving groups the right to vote, equal opportunity for jobs . . . . At the start of the 20th century, lynching were common and the signs that said "No Irish need apply" have vanished. The expression "a Chinaman's chance" doesn't mean what it used to.

[diversityinc.

Looking4-Others comments on Mar 17, 2019:

I guess since their leader tells them it's okay to be open with their racism because he shows his at every opportunity. Disgusting!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 20, 2019:

@Arachne Snopes gives it a mixed rating. "What's True: Donald Trump's 'The Art of the Deal' says that he punched out his second grade music teacher and gave him a black eye because he 'didn't think he knew anything about music.' What's False Evidence that Donald Trump actually hit his second grade music teacher is lacking."

World of lies. From FB...

BohoHeathen comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Where do these dumb asses come up with this stuff?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 20, 2019:

They steal them from the headlines of the National Inquirer.

World of lies. From FB...

camne comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Give the devil his do, he's trying to keep his promises. It's just that his promises are insane and appeal to only to the lowest common denominator of citizens.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Mar 20, 2019:

> . . . he's trying to keep his promises. By locking her up and getting Mexico to pay for the wall. >It's just that his promises are insane . . . . Not a news flash.