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Good morning all.
Haemish1 comments on Feb 18, 2019:
Top of the morning to you! Life wouldn’t be the same without coffee!
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 18, 2019:
For me it's an eight ounce steaming mug of brain jarring espresso. It shifts my brain from lizard to mammal mode.
sounds just about right. Glad its Monday
MissKathleen comments on Feb 18, 2019:
lol...it’s all a choice, right?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 18, 2019:
One need not alcohol to obtain those goals.
Draw me like one of your French girls.
brentan comments on Feb 17, 2019:
I still haven't figured out what those French girls have. Is it mystique? And if it is, how does it trump beauty in the sense of Marilyn Monroe?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 18, 2019:
>I still haven't figured out what those French girls have. Disdain for us grinning gringos.
Grammar is key.
brentan comments on Feb 17, 2019:
Well, idiot is more about a lack of smarts.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 18, 2019:
In the mental health field, "idiot" is a long retired term. I abandon all hopes trying to define "smarts."
Grammar is key.
EyesThatSmile comments on Feb 17, 2019:
Hahaha. One Arm Scissor seems to have made two mistakes. Your a idiot should be “you’re an idiot”.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 18, 2019:
@dartagnan6666 My understanding of the definition of pedantic is to use a large word You won't get a cigar for that understanding. Pedantic refers to school teachers and the theories on how to instruct others. Specifically to nit pickers who want every detail correct or they deduct points from your score. It sounds better than the generalized expression "You pain in the ass!"
Got a dog? God a sex life? This skit’s for you. [youtu.be]
FrayedBear comments on Feb 17, 2019:
Uploader Not made available in my country.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 18, 2019:
@UUNJ A costume built for two or three people to a get inside and do the dirty, so their dog will think it is just ONE dog bouncing around.
I'm an avid hiker and was disgusted to hear Trump's attempt to take control of the The Appalachian ...
Moravian comments on Feb 17, 2019:
I have read lot about this trail and if I was younger I may even attempt to walk at least part of it. Let's hope this can be fought. I am lucky enough to live in Scotland where we have complete freedom to walk anywhere. In England hikers are restricted to official footpaths. On the few occasions...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 18, 2019:
>I may even attempt to walk at least part of it. I was crossing the toughest part of AT in Tennessee to the top of Clingman's Dome in the Smoky Mountain National Part. As I reached the summit, there was sign pointing to the AT. My companion, Petunia, took two steps onto the AT and declared she'd hiked a PART of it. There's few dedicated hikers in the eastern US who haven't hiked a PART of the AT. There's only a handful who took six months off and hiked the ENTIRE thing. If you plan to join the thunderous masses who have hiked PART of it, pick a few nights on the EASY part. For the heavy panting, take the part called Charle's Bunion in the Smokys instead of a meadow path in Virginia. One footsore fellow had that section of the trail named for his bunion and how much one rock looked like his injury. Disclaimer: I've gone hiking on PART of the 800 miles of trails in the Smoky Mountain National Park. The AT crosses though the park and joins some of those trails. For tall tails about hiking in the south east US, be sure to visit my group.
This is a factual picture taken during our Civil war. This is Black history month, so I am sharing.
PalacinkyPDX comments on Feb 16, 2019:
Then there is the contemporary myth that many African Americans served in the Army of the Confederacy... and it's completely untrue: http://cwmemory.com/searching-for-black-confederate-soldiers-the-civil-wars-most-persistent-myth/
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 17, 2019:
Your source says African Americans DID serve in the Confederate Army. History buffs can even cite one who rose to the rank of captain. However, it's largely agreed as members of the army, they weren't put on the front line as infantrymen WITH GUNS. They served as support personnel. (Sometimes as a chair). Somebody has to drive the supply wagon and fill other roles not directly related to combat. Slavery is ONE of the causes of the Civil War. The "states rights" cause was another one of the causes. Lincoln is often cited as saying that he wasn't against slavery. He wanted to re-unite the union. He did "free" slaves in the confederacy to strike at the economic support of the southern US. Native Americans in the union were free to own slaves after the proclamation. At the time, it was "outlawed" the confederacy was a WHOLE ANOTHER COUNTRY. It would be like the US outlawing legal prostitution in Amsterdam. >. . . reminded me of another woman . . . swearing that trump isnt racist. He's her deity instead. Stupidity and racism is an equal opportunity employer. Not that we need to point at examples.
Warner bros.
Agamic comments on Feb 17, 2019:
Meet, meep ! Wait, where's Acme ?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 17, 2019:
That's on the fine print for the device strapped on the coyote's back.
God is watching
Seeker3CO comments on Feb 16, 2019:
He's always watching. I bet he watches me more than you
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 17, 2019:
It's the flying aerobatics with vigorous sequin butt shaking and a serious investment at LuLu's House of Sex Toys, that makes him pay more attention to you. Vegas, baby!
Wait, whut?
Markss76118 comments on Feb 16, 2019:
Like age, it can be "just a number". Once I got to level 5 it didn't matter anymore. I've pretty much quit thinking about my points.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 17, 2019:
Same here. Nobody ever explains what new privileges await at the higher levels. At level 26, do they take you out for blow job and a show?
Saturday morning at Mar-a-Lago.
John-Paul comments on Feb 16, 2019:
. . and later in the day..
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 16, 2019:
@Elganned That's because not only is he inconsiderate to other golfers, he owns the golf course. The grounds keeper won't chunk his butt out.
Adventures in Job Seeking: Yesterday I drove deep into the suburban Eastside for an interview ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 16, 2019:
>And that inevitable question, "What kind of salary are you looking for?" don't think there's ever a good answer to this question. Here's a good answer: "You **should** know in this industry, the going rate is . . . anything less is an insult. What 'ya got?" There's plenty of idiots waiting to...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 16, 2019:
@Deiter Comes from one too many diplomas from community education classes, subscribing to human relation journals and hanging out with the Senior Corp of Retired Executives (SCORE) asking dumb questions. Lot of the "you work cheap?" are training jobs. You won't know how to do the job until you've wrecked their machinery a few times. After you've learned how to do the job, move on to someone who'll pay for your experience. For the NEW business where they tell you they'll start you out low and up your salary when they start making REAL money, ask to see it in writing before taking the job. Watch 'em shutter. Had one guy told me I had to start out working for free until he got a few contracts under his belt and then he'd make obscene amounts of money and cut me in. Wouldn't show me a contract that said that. In the end, he died penniless.
One of my favorite campsites is Elkmont in the Smoky Mountain National Park.
MissKathleen comments on Feb 16, 2019:
And where is this?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 16, 2019:
With about ten million visitors a year the Smoky Mountain National Park is the most popular national park in the United States, even more popular than Yellowstone. The park spans two states, Tennessee and North Carolina. Nearest major city is Knoxville, Tn, population 200,000. Elkmont is in Tennessee on the west side of the park. Those who want to visit Elkmont but don't want to camp there, should make motel reservations at either Pigeon Forge or Gatlinburg, two tourist trap cities that border the park. I'm sure that was more than you wanted to know. If I'm wrong, I'll sell you my book.
There will be disagreements.
ATDayHiker comments on Feb 16, 2019:
But without this social app how would I have seen that and known to put down my smart phone?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 16, 2019:
@phxbillcee You'll have to tap into those unknown abilities to find out. Do your research. Afterwards, send me a postcard out of your unbridled appreciation for your new and unexpected discoveries. Stop that praying. It won't get you anywhere.
There will be disagreements.
phxbillcee comments on Feb 16, 2019:
This Post made & presented by computers & the internet! Little bit of irony here?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 16, 2019:
It was made by a human saying social media should be thrown away for a **moment** not forever. Arrived via computer systems which have no responsibility for anything.
Got it all, what more do you need.
Elganned comments on Feb 16, 2019:
"We're gonna get drunk, get married,and go out shootin' squirrels. Wanna come?"
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 16, 2019:
You'un's fine fellows are getting married to a **woman** right? You didn't get too serious about those sheep, okay?
Happy Valentine's Day! Hope you all find your heart's desire.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 14, 2019:
Mine heart's desire is a sex starved twenty year old blond who owns the deli downstairs. Meh. Like that's going to happen.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 16, 2019:
@BBJong There no place in this whole town to get a pastrami on pumpernickel with a smear of horseradish. I NEED that deli. Sex starved 20 year old blondes -- not a problem. Mon, I can't even find a loaf of pumpernickel or a pound of pastrami in this town.
........... ?
Cutiebeauty comments on Feb 16, 2019:
I doubt he had any on his face... Voluntarily...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 16, 2019:
@glennlab All my money says is "goodbye."
There will be disagreements.
ATDayHiker comments on Feb 16, 2019:
But without this social app how would I have seen that and known to put down my smart phone?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 16, 2019:
Use your untapped cosmic abilities.
There will be disagreements.
glennlab comments on Feb 16, 2019:
moderation in everything, just as you shouldn't divorce yourself from life, you should not divorce yourself from technology, enjoy the benefits of both not to the exclusion of the other.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 16, 2019:
It's why I go camping -- no social media.
Now if I had a therapist. I'm feeling thirsty.
Captnron59 comments on Feb 16, 2019:
Believe in yourself... just do it!
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 16, 2019:
I believe I'll put bourbon in my branch water. Myself? Naw. I know me.
That fortune ALMOST came true for me.
ATDayHiker comments on Feb 16, 2019:
Almost? Did you miss your opportunity?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 16, 2019:
I have lived across the street from the Gulf of Mexico and smoke'd'rope. "Have" as in past tense. Currently I live next to the mountains, rope free. :-(
Why idiots grin.
bookofmorons comments on Feb 16, 2019:
doesn't seem to work for Trump but hey!
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 16, 2019:
He's haunted by complications of delusions.
So judgemental....
Elganned comments on Feb 16, 2019:
"All animals are equal. Except that some animals are more equal than others."
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 16, 2019:
In high school, I read *Animal Farm.* My mother saw the cover and assumed my reading level had slipped to that of a third grader.
Freedom from avatars.
MoonTiger comments on Feb 15, 2019:
I am very visually oriented... If I can't SEE you, I can't HEAR you. In personal messages I required at least a few voice phone calls after a few introductory texts. If exploring actual meeting or long distance phone intimacy, a few video calls are required. Typing with one huge finger on tiny ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 15, 2019:
If I provided a photo of myself you'd go EWWWW and run away.
I'm working early today.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 15, 2019:
Rotating shifts are the worst idea management ever had.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 15, 2019:
@Cabsmom At least tomorrow is Saturday.
sigh.
TheDoubter comments on Feb 15, 2019:
cross your fingers and keep looking. there's probably a compatible guy saying the same thing
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 15, 2019:
@TheDoubter just *one* of them?
Trump Threat to Natnl Security
wordywalt comments on Feb 15, 2019:
WHY are Republicans not listening???????
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 15, 2019:
@Charlene Two main reasons: 1) Trump's insults lowers the Republican's political strength, and; 2) Trump is the head of his political party.
This is an interesting article about Millenial loneliness, although the points it makes are pretty ...
bleurowz comments on Feb 15, 2019:
I don't know about all millenials, but it feels to me like each succeeding generation is forced to grow up at an earlier and earlier age. Kids are exposed to more sooner and have more pressure put on them, and the time they have to just be a child seems to be shrinking. The uncertain economy and ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 15, 2019:
Partly true. It used to be we let kids out in the street to **play.** It was common for them to shove their butts under a bicycle and wander off for the rest of the day traveling 20 miles away. Today, parents are scared to let the kid leave their block. Play with other children has become far more restrictive than it was in Tom Sawyer's time. Tom would wander off all day. Sun started going down, he knew he had to get home. Showing up for dinner was a big deal. If they didn't show up, they didn't eat dinner. Most public schools have completely removed recess period. Remember recess? The social skills develop during childhood have dwindled away.
This is an interesting article about Millenial loneliness, although the points it makes are pretty ...
FrayedBear comments on Feb 15, 2019:
It depends on how xenophobic the community is that you move to.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 15, 2019:
Small towns are especially xenophobic. When I was living in Lockhart, Texas. I was told I wouldn't be accepted until my native born grandfather died there. After that it was social status over who had the oldest white family in the town. Irony: it was the Hispanics who arrived in town first.
This is an interesting article about Millenial loneliness, although the points it makes are pretty ...
MissKathleen comments on Feb 15, 2019:
Seems like people have been giving attaining wealth and success a higher priority than relationships. It only follows that there would be less connection to others, resulting in loneliness. Many people make “making a living” their life, instead of living their life. If you ask old people ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 15, 2019:
I regret not spending enough time at the office.
Went out by myself tonight.
Agamic comments on Feb 15, 2019:
Wow, I go out on my weekends off work, but meeting others never happens to me. ☹️
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 15, 2019:
Do you head for the woods where crowds dare not wander?
Went out by myself tonight.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 15, 2019:
What's a "pre-bar"?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 15, 2019:
@MissKathleen Ah, the bar without the clean glasses because they haven't washed them yet. Go to the pre-bar and get your drink in dirty glass. Ah's been educumacated now.
A little bit too eager?
brentan comments on Feb 15, 2019:
How could I cope with the demand?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 15, 2019:
Suffer and live with it.
A little bit too eager?
Cabsmom comments on Feb 15, 2019:
As a woman, I know I sometimes miss out on clues that a man is flirting with me.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 15, 2019:
Same here and I'm a guy. I'd like to continue to miss those clues. I don't swing that way.
Went out by myself tonight.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 15, 2019:
What's a "pre-bar"?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 15, 2019:
@MrLizard You're welcome. I was hoping for an answer and hoping it wasn't "You dumb bunny! How come you don't know?" Pre-bar, the nail puller that doesn't do the job so 'ya pick up the wrecking bar instead. Then 'ya remove the door to the bar, boldly walk in, slam a meaty paw on the bar and yell "Whiskey! In a dirty glass." This is the basis of religion: if you don't know, make up a bull shit story. Know why there's a rainbow? Hell, I don't know anything about light getting split up into separate colors by rain mists. Let me tell 'ya about the flood. It's a true story I just made up.
I don't think his heart is really into the whole Valentines Day experience.
Hathacat comments on Feb 14, 2019:
I told my ex-hubby to get me potted plants!
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 14, 2019:
Petunia refuses to take care of her plants. They better be a cactus.
Good morning all! Happy Valentine's Day! Frankie reminded me this morning to keep my day free ...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 14, 2019:
> . . . and that neither one of us will have to cook dinner today.... Woohoo! Taco Belle awaits!
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 14, 2019:
@Cutiebeauty You are projecting and assuming your delusions are correct. I didn't claim I ate at Taco Bell. Taco Belle is for those with bad taste, ergo my assumptions about where you'd dine. I prefer small intimate dinners for Valentine's Day at home over noisy clatter at a restaurant.
Can you imagine being such a terrible person in thought deed and word that you can't even get one ...
azzow2 comments on Feb 14, 2019:
I could I just can't hand the god-fearing mumbo-jumbo most of them want to spew.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 14, 2019:
Time to find a new circle of friends. Is the bowling league like that?
Can you imagine being such a terrible person in thought deed and word that you can't even get one ...
confidentrealm comments on Feb 14, 2019:
Means nothing. It's a Christian celebration
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 14, 2019:
One the Christians stole from the pagans, as is their custom to ruin a good thing.
This is why you have kids when you are young
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 14, 2019:
There are times that duct taping children to the shower starts to sound *good.*
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 14, 2019:
@FrayedBear If you put them in the shower and they relieve themselves, it's the easiest room in the house to clean up afterwards when it comes to urine and fecal mater. Of course you'll have to destroy the evidence once the little whiners start jabbering about the experience. Child services, police, etc., tend to take this type of behavior **seriously.** Ergo the shower for the scene of the crime: easy to clean. My former biz partner was/is a mass murder. I hope the parole board is turning him down now. He told me the most difficult thing about his hobby was hiding the bodies. He said he dreaded the day when police found out how to drag the Gulf of Mexico. When indulging in nefarious activities it's advisable to think ahead. One can **think** about it. Doing it is another step. I've never taken that next step with Bart Simpson and his ilk after considering it. I can think about it before subcontracting the little ankle biters to someone more evil than myself. Of course, I know a baby sitter!
With Valentine's day an hour or so away, I thought I'd give my thoughts.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 14, 2019:
I had to remind Petunia that when I get up early (4:30 a.m.) fixed a pot of coffee, baked her breakfast, refilled her coffee, put away her clothes that I washed yesterday, packed her lunch, scraped ice off her car's wind shield, put a mug of coffee in the car's cup holder while she watched ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 14, 2019:
@germangirl90439 Thank you. I'll have a slow recovery because with asthmatic lungs respiratory problems are one of my weakness. @Corvisloveres I suspect I'm going to be her first and **last** husband. In the meanwhile, I have a shortage of qualified candidates for her replacement. Got unqualified candidates out the whazzo! When I tell her she's temporary, it goes right over Petunia's head. @Cabsmom It's a shade egotistical to tell her she doesn't deserve me.
Happy Valentine's Day On February 14around the year 278A.
Marionville comments on Feb 14, 2019:
Thanks for the info.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 14, 2019:
@Lavergne . . . what? ending up in Missouri???? Been there, done that -- for six months. THE HORROR! Not that South Carolina has been all that big of an improvement.
Happy Valentine's Day On February 14around the year 278A.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 14, 2019:
**Prior to that** it was the start of a Roman fertility orgy. Orgy. Orgy. Orgy. Orgy. Orgy. Orgy. Orgy. Orgy. Orgy. Orgy. Orgy. Orgy. Orgy. Orgy. Orgy. Orgy. Orgy. Do your part. :-)
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 14, 2019:
@Lavergne No chocolate syrup, cherries and bananas?
{Warning! This is not a meme!!! (LOL!)} I just hit Level 9.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 13, 2019:
Don't put it on your resume.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 14, 2019:
@phxbillcee In that case, I won't be forwarding you this job application as bunny tester at a Nevada bunny ranch. It's a hard job and thankfully, someone else does it.
With Valentine's day an hour or so away, I thought I'd give my thoughts.
Mokvon comments on Feb 14, 2019:
Won't you be my valentine?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 14, 2019:
I don't swing that way but thanks for asking.
Take that...
brentan comments on Feb 14, 2019:
Relax. When the sex is over, they have to talk to each other.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 14, 2019:
Mostly the first few minutes is wheezing and looks of gratitude.
Happy valentines
Cast1es comments on Feb 14, 2019:
Don't come , I've got the flue !
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 14, 2019:
@sweetcharlotte I'm sharing my flue with Petunia. She doesn't like it. Then I called up an old friend who has it as well and nobody to celebrate the day with.
Happy Valentine's Day On February 14around the year 278A.
Cutiebeauty comments on Feb 14, 2019:
I always thought it was connected to the massacre! Wow... Thanks for the info!
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 14, 2019:
@Marionville True. The saint's was merely executed. Massacre is a whole 'nother ball park. In your case it left seven dead.
Yes. Remember.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 13, 2019:
God givith. God taketh away. The name of the Lord is "Indian giver." Now, how many people have I pissed off with THAT comment?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 13, 2019:
@phoenixone1 You're from India?
For the V-Day Haters
brentan comments on Feb 13, 2019:
I wanna woman!
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 13, 2019:
Just one or shall I unleash the thundering herd?
Following @Cutiebeauty's lead.
JimPlatt2 comments on Feb 13, 2019:
OMG SHE"S NAKED !!!!!!!!!!!
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 13, 2019:
What your first clue? :-)
What Goes On Inside The Mind Of A Narcissist. Article at link: [powerfulmind.co]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 13, 2019:
The worst liar is one who believes their own lies.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 13, 2019:
@Condorandino "The Art of the Deal" was written by a ghost writer, Tony Schwartz. According to Tony the Donald "is incapable of reading a book, much less writing one." For shits, grins in giggles, see https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/395550-trumps-co-writer-rips-his-book-trump-is-incapable-of-reading-a-book
Here is what the Southern Baptists are doing about their rampant RAPE scandal.
Cutiebeauty comments on Feb 13, 2019:
That's despicable...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 13, 2019:
That's a phrase adored by Sylvester the cat. Try saying it without spraying.
It's a trap!
Carin comments on Feb 12, 2019:
I can see why a lot of you men are single....
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 13, 2019:
While some of us are amazingly amazing and so wonderful it's disgusting to give the details. I'm far too modest to point to myself as an example.
It's a trap!
DevraisA1 comments on Feb 13, 2019:
Not always.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 13, 2019:
Could I see your guidelines when it isn't appropriate?
It's a trap!
sbboudreau61 comments on Feb 13, 2019:
Abstain, Abstain, Abstain!
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 13, 2019:
Specifically, abstain from what? Women? That'd be no fun.
Gods to do list
metalhead222 comments on Feb 12, 2019:
o hell no not my scrimps!
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 13, 2019:
Includes lobster, crabs and oysters.
Art for the day. Love the colors?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 12, 2019:
Looks like Elkmont, Tennessee on June 7-14 when the fire flies synchronize and start blinking together. It's a mystical event. The nearest campgrounds sell out in the Smoky Mountain National Park.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 12, 2019:
My cited source uses an almost identical picture. As far as I know, it's the only place where it happens. A few miles away, at Deep Creek Campground the fireflies do the wave. It doesn't seem to impress anyone. I've camped in Elkmont as well as Deep Creek. If you want to go and want a REASONABLE chance to see them, stay at Cave Cove campground a few miles away because Elkmont always sells out. Bring mosquito repellent.
Smile, You're on candid camera.
freedom41 comments on Feb 12, 2019:
That's one way to draw attention to her but. I would like to lift the skirt up for a better look at that booty.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 12, 2019:
You live dangerously. I'd want to know her better before doing that.
Who’s guilty ?
phxbillcee comments on Feb 12, 2019:
Hell, if you can't get at least 5 out of the ten of the upper bunch, please...don't breed!
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 12, 2019:
Breed? I knew I forgot to do something. That'll teach me to use birth control successfully.
Who’s guilty ?
bookofmorons comments on Feb 12, 2019:
Staggers the mind doesn't it.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 12, 2019:
Not like it used to. I've grown jaded to the gross ignorance of America.
It's a trap!
JackPedigo comments on Feb 12, 2019:
The real trap is in generalizing. People, male and female are all different, and, yes, there may be some tendencies for one gender to act in certain ways there are also some that do not.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 12, 2019:
Ergo the phrase "As a general rule." In other words, normally this rule works but let's cut the oddballs some slack here.
Double standards
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 12, 2019:
Get back to me when the black guys put on white face.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 12, 2019:
@Cutiebeauty . . . and lol means you're Licking Other Lesbians. Considering the frequency you use that abbreviation, it must be LGBT month.
Double standards
SpawnofSagan comments on Feb 12, 2019:
I really don’t think white people should have a say on what is racist considering how often they are discriminated against compared to other races
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 12, 2019:
I've been asked to leave a black rally because I was the white guy. I've been denied service in a black barbershop. I've been called a "white devil" by a racist black group representative. White cops get shot just for driving through the neighborhood. Racism is equal opportunity Might as well call it what it is. White people aren't all THAT special.
It's a trap!
Robecology comments on Feb 12, 2019:
My first LOL for the A.M...thanks!
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 12, 2019:
You're welcome. Be sure to visit my group at &AdultTentCampingHikingDixie for more shits and giggles.
I know Andrew Zimmermann (Bizarre Foods) did a special on a road kill food festival in West ...
MissKathleen comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Ew.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 12, 2019:
If you drop over for dinner now, you'll wonder if you should stay for dinner for different reasons. Right in front of my house, we get more than our share of road kill possum. Tastes like pork. I used to trap and deport raccoons. Pause. USED to . . .
When was the last time you saw a group of kids just goofing around with their friends, playing in ...
Novelty comments on Feb 12, 2019:
Sorry I'm not quite that old.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 12, 2019:
I was created on the 8th day. The said "Lo! Strike that one from the record."
Beautiful art work
FrayedBear comments on Feb 10, 2019:
That's a Gladys, not a mural ... Gladys not Putin!
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 12, 2019:
@FrayedBear They had more than their share of puns and malapropisms but my favorite exchange was "Amos, where are we going to get all this money?" "Why Andy, it all come outta the overhead." Then there was this: District attorney "How did you meet Mr. Stevens?" "About 18 years ago, I was at a carnival. When I reached in my pocket for my wallet, I shook hands with Mr. Stevens."
Words of wisdom.
HippieChick58 comments on Feb 11, 2019:
And not everyone who cohabitates is married.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 11, 2019:
It's the ones who want to cohabitate with four or more that worry me.
I know Andrew Zimmermann (Bizarre Foods) did a special on a road kill food festival in West ...
Cutiebeauty comments on Feb 11, 2019:
It all tastes like rabbit lol
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 11, 2019:
As if you'd eaten it all. Possum tastes a like pork. That's why it's served with sweet potatoes. Bambi doesn't taste like rabbit at all. Rattlesnake tastes like crab. One of these days I'll have to find someone who can make something tasty out iguana.
Why are people so hostile towards President Donald Trump?
Science-guy comments on Feb 11, 2019:
For those unable to read the original post, it is a rather good read. Why are people so hostile towards President Donald Trump? This question was asked on Quora, and here is probably the best response so far (thank you to Chris O'Leary). Please take the time to read the whole thing (a little ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 11, 2019:
Most comprehensive reply on this subject yet.
Words of wisdom.
Green_eyes comments on Feb 11, 2019:
So sorry yours left you with such a poor outlook.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 11, 2019:
I posted it. Doesn't mean I live it.
Beautiful art work
FrayedBear comments on Feb 10, 2019:
That's a Gladys, not a mural ... Gladys not Putin!
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 11, 2019:
@FrayedBear "Do you know a Ruby Begonia?" is a re-occurring phrase in the radio show Amos and Andy. It used to be such a popular show in the 1940's (I bought a taped collection of their shows), they would stop movies to let patrons hear their radio show. Amos and Andy continued as a TV show into the 1950's until people said it was too racist to be on the air, even though many black comics objected. The show centered around a community of successful black urban professionals.
Have you ever seen another woman as sexy as this woman?
Mokvon comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Yes but they don't talk to me. They usually run away and call the police when they see me looking in their window.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 11, 2019:
Take a course in body language. When a person reaches up to remove their shades, it means they're getting more interested in you. However, with one arm raised in that position she's taking a selfie. One needs to ask why nobody is taking the photo for her.
Beautiful art work
glennlab comments on Feb 11, 2019:
Iwonder if we could get that on the Washington Monument so Trump would see it every morning
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 11, 2019:
The park service would remove it. Should they encounter a second government shut down, they will take awhile to get around to it. Oh, say around 3037.
Beautiful art work
FrayedBear comments on Feb 10, 2019:
That's a Gladys, not a mural ... Gladys not Putin!
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 11, 2019:
That's a new one on me. I thought it was graffiti. Gladys? Do you know a Ruby Begonia?
What the fuss is about
EyesThatSmile comments on Feb 11, 2019:
The world is a diverse melting pot. People are moving all the time. Last time I looked I had people of all races as my immediate neighbors! Is this map from the Middle Ages?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 11, 2019:
Last I checked, AMERICANS move on average every three years. Most of the people I've corresponded with outside of the US have been in their homelands with the ancestors for an eon, even if wars have flattened their town. Don't judge the rest of the world by American standards.
What the fuss is about
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 11, 2019:
You're not from around here, are you boy?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 11, 2019:
@SpawnofSagan It is the custom of the more annoying rednecks to ask that question to those who aren't from the same region as themselves. I hear that phrase whenever I open my mouth here in Appalachia and the locals figure out my southern drawl isn't NASAL. I am from Florida, land of the depressingly flat geography. My southern drawl is not that of a local, it's more like that of Gomer Plyle USMC. Think it happens to those of the chocolate persuasion? Ah's heard tales.
Intermission...(by request)
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 10, 2019:
I've been so unfortunate. I've had more than my share of wild, lusty affairs with models. I've never had one that **wanted** to walk around in high heels and guarder belts around the house.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 10, 2019:
@Anniemae So, you're the one keeping Victoria's Secret in business. The critical thing about lingerie is it MUST be comfortable. Most women that wear lingerie wear it instead of a house coat or pajamas. I've yet to meet a woman who brags about what a delight it is to wear spiked heels all day. I'm still hunting for a maid service where thin young woman shows up in a French maid outfit and speaks English with a French accent. I suppose I'll have to settle with heavy set Hispanic women wearing blue jeans and a t-shirt, dragging their bucket behind them.
Honolulu...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 9, 2019:
If she's got an elaborate hairdo in place, why would she go swimming?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 10, 2019:
@Cutiebeauty And your statement that you've never seen a black women swimming indicates to me that your experiences are very limited indeed.. I figure you've never been to a beach full of black people. I have too much experience going to the beach and making observations .
I'm so jaded, I found myself asking "Where can I find that large a porthole?"
MojoDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
No need to tie her up!
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 10, 2019:
The brig was overflowing during my cruise. They had to put her somewhere. Historical side note: the cruise industry took off during prohibition. People board cruise ships for wild parties because once they'd entered into international waters they could drink the good stuff legally. They avoided stopping in foreign ports to keep the passengers from getting confused. Until I took a cruise to the Caribbean, I never knew I could have a drink served to me while I was in hot tub.
Meanwhile in airport tower, they're asking serious questions.
MojoDave comments on Feb 10, 2019:
You're trying to figure out how to get her into the tower!
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 10, 2019:
The White House is trying to figure how to get her out of restricted air space.
Honolulu...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 9, 2019:
If she's got an elaborate hairdo in place, why would she go swimming?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 10, 2019:
@Cutiebeauty Your response is a typical trite ad hominem response. When you've lost the argument and there is no hope, use a response that attacks the speaker instead of addressing the issue. Be terse and trite unless someone confuses you with a person with brain cells. I grew up in a town famous for its beaches, Pensacola. Miles of sugar white shores for hundreds of miles and one of the high holy designations for spring break. It's why I can speak of who gets into water with authority. I visited Pensacola's beaches far too often and stayed at the beach bars too long. Should you emerge from shell and venture forth, head for Flounders Chowder House on Pensacola's Quiet Water Beach. It gets five stars from Trip Advisor, a web site for those who DO GET OUT. After you've drunk one of Flounder's diesel fuels (a double Long Island iced tea) while watching the beach volley ball match, throw yourself into water of the bay to unscramble your brains long enough to remember that the second diesel fuel is half price. Snort. Giggle. I'm a world traveler and you tell me to get out. I've been to Maldives off the south coast of Africa to the deranged delights of Amsterdam. What, you want me to visit your planet next? :-)
Even in these colder months, it's important!
OldGoat43 comments on Feb 9, 2019:
Those camels know how to store their water, don't they?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 10, 2019:
They don't store it. What they do is drink up to 50 gallons when they can and have an efficient bladder. The hump(s) are for fat storage when times are lean.
Butte County is glowing green after the fire. Most of this canyon burned hot. [facebook.com]
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 9, 2019:
Rising from the ashes first: pine trees.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 10, 2019:
@Justjoni Pine trees need fire to start a mass reproduction. I'm a native of North West Florida. Florida leads the nation in lighting storms. The lighting tends to burn down forests. While I lived there I noticed a pattern, the oak trees thrived in areas where there was a fire department. Outside of town, it was almost all pine trees. I will grant you that pine trees are NOT the first vegetation that comes back.SOMEBODY will rebuild with a freshly planted lawn.
Take Time For 10 Things: Work, Think, and to start.
UpsideDownAgain comments on Feb 9, 2019:
Worship what exactly?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 9, 2019:
Why the FSM, you reckless heathen!
I've been told by friends that I'm the most militant atheist they know.
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 9, 2019:
I don't preach atheism at random strangers. However, once the outwardly religious start preaching at me they're fair game .
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 9, 2019:
@JazznBlues When I preach back at them, the typical reaction is for them to hang their head in shame. Three minutes later, they're doing it to another guy.
You wanna take a dip in the pool?
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 9, 2019:
You guys DO know it's February?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 9, 2019:
@Cutiebeauty You mean I'd have to go to New South Wales for a swim?
You wanna take a dip in the pool?
Seeker55 comments on Feb 9, 2019:
Her legs look photoshopped to me and I don’t go for overly muscular types, female, or male.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 9, 2019:
Give that man a cigar!
Revelations! Biblical!
Cutiebeauty comments on Feb 9, 2019:
That's a Big dick pic
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 9, 2019:
If dick expert Stormy Daniels is to be believed Trump has tiny weenie. They paid her to shut up about it already.
I've been told by friends that I'm the most militant atheist they know.
THHA comments on Feb 9, 2019:
Having once been called a "Nimrod" by my brother's pastor, I took it as the ultimate compliment.
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 9, 2019:
"Nimrod" is a biblical term meaning "mighty hunter." You should have shot him so he could be right. It no longer amuses me how little Christians know what's in the bible.
Just shuffling along on deck
Cutiebeauty comments on Feb 9, 2019:
A full house lol
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 9, 2019:
It's painfully apparent you haven't played poker. A full house two of a kind, plus three of a kind. For example a two of hearts, a two of spades (two of a kind) and ace of spades, ace of diamonds and ace of queens (three of a kind). The joke is all the cards are hearts waiting to see doctor who specializes in treating heart problems.
Honolulu...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 9, 2019:
If she's got an elaborate hairdo in place, why would she go swimming?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 9, 2019:
@Cutiebeauty The drawing shows a woman swimming, an unlikely event for a woman with an elaborate hairdo. The point is it's not logical, especially if one has known women who spend big bucks at the beauty salon. I've never seen a black woman swimming because of the same reason: water messes up their hairdo.
A simple poll
KevinAverett comments on Feb 9, 2019:
Are there really gay frogs?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 9, 2019:
Ho, ho, Lucky Pierre!
Honolulu...
WonderWartHog99 comments on Feb 9, 2019:
If she's got an elaborate hairdo in place, why would she go swimming?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 9, 2019:
@Cutiebeauty I shall eschew any attempt to explain the difference between a cartoon drawing and the word "animation."
My little mermaid.
FlippantLlama comments on Feb 8, 2019:
What makes her yours?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 9, 2019:
@Cutiebeauty I've no idea what you're talking about. sop
My little mermaid.
Robecology comments on Feb 8, 2019:
THere's an old fashioned "Mermaid" show...at a bar in FT. Lauderdale. My son took me to it...funny stuff - and they even offered a later "Burlesque" show...whatever that means (topless?). But there were mostly families with kids there chowing down on overpriced drinks and snacks... ...
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 8, 2019:
That was interesting. The only mermaid show I'd heard of is the one at Weeki Wache Springs, Florida. It's been going on since 1940. A burlesque means an exaggerated parody variety show with at least one stripper. Along with dancing women they throw in skits and stand up comics.
My little mermaid.
FlippantLlama comments on Feb 8, 2019:
What makes her yours?
WonderWartHog99 replies on Feb 8, 2019:
@Cutiebeauty You're assuming I rent to own? If you call up rent-a-husband (a handy man service) you don't get to keep him.

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