If you're snowed in, cold, think about this ..?

Babyoda comments on Jan 21, 2019:

You just had to rub it in, -24C , -11F here.O.K. that is cold even for us.Where is that global warming.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 21, 2019:

>Where is that global warming. It's heading north. I moved 500 miles north from Florida to South Carolina. Now the winters here are almost the same as Florida.

Because it's over an hour before dawn here, I poured myself an espresso laced with chocolate syrup ...

brentan comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Getting out of the house is very important for me. That said, I really love a Starbuck's hazelnut latte. BTW, anybody remember Nordstrum's 25 cent coffees? Do they still do it?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 21, 2019:

I try to run off to a local place that serves both craft beer AND what I refer to as the fancy Dan coffee with pastry. It's called Brews on the Alley (http://brewsonthealley.com/). When Petunia is with me I order the craft beer (the selection changes weekly) for myself and the coffee/pastry combination for her. She hates beer. She hates bars. However, she loves the fancy Dan coffee. They have their own line pastry and they let patrons bring in pastry from the bakery across the street. Some patrons order their food delivered from other restaurants. I refer to the place as husband day care. She hates it because it makes her the designated driver. It brings to mind Norm Peterson who said "Women, can't live with them. Pass the beer nuts."

Because it's over an hour before dawn here, I poured myself an espresso laced with chocolate syrup ...

escapetypist comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Starbucks is a habit. Like masturbation. Both are done online

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 21, 2019:

I was under the impression that one has to show up physically in Starbucks with an option to go on line.

Sans the coffee...make mine tea.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 20, 2019:

For those who don't visit gringo supermarkets, there is a tea company that markets dozens of non-caffeine herbal teas, Celestial Seasonings. I'll be looking over the shelves for some hot beverage I can serve that won't keep Petunia up at night. As I look over the shelves dedicated to their line it ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 20, 2019:

@MissKathleen I prefer Celestial Seasonings' red zapper, which includes hibiscus.

Twisted reason strikes!

MojoDave comments on Jan 18, 2019:

That tank top might be dangerous to wear! Someone might think you're advertising. Hahahahaha!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 20, 2019:

@phxbillcee She's the personal representative of Vaseline. A dab will do 'ya.

Twisted reason strikes!

Wrytyr comments on Jan 18, 2019:

The Marquis de Sade recommend anal sex as very effective birth control.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 20, 2019:

@Wrytyr When I was in high school, I typed up my notes about him. Not as a school assignment. Thought I might need to check back on the subject. There's something about a woman yelling "Beat me. Whip me. Chain me to the floor. Make me write bad checks." Something that makes me uncomfortable.

Twisted reason strikes!

Mermaidfantasy comments on Jan 19, 2019:

I have a sticker on my frig kinda like this. ( a pro choice, anti abortion) It say " save a life suck a dick".

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 20, 2019:

Planned Parenthood sent me a bumper sticker. I'm undecided where or if I'm going to stick the sticker. Current sticker on the refrigerator says "No whining."

I asked a couple people, both genders, about some sextual play.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Meh. It could be she is observing the don't speak of sex, religion or politics rule. There is a also a possibly she thinks you will misread whatever she says and repeat it to other people, thus starting a chain reactions on a subject she wants to avoid. There are all kind of reasons she didn't ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 20, 2019:

Sing around the campfire; join the campfire girls. @DoDapper You may certainly tell more in private. You're buying the drinks.

I asked a couple people, both genders, about some sextual play.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 20, 2019:

>A woman should not have to thank a man for what he didn't do . . . that he didn't send a picture of his genitals. The assumption is they're HIS genitals. Not that anyone would ever photo shop a picture or send her a picture of some guy in high demand in the porn industry because of a horse ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 20, 2019:

@DoDapper Porn movies excepted, there are far too many examples of where whipping out one's wang of wonder doesn't work. Porn movies take artistic license and run with it.

On cold nights in the woods, I like to put a jug full of water close the campfire.

MissKathleen comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Clever idea.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 20, 2019:

Thank you. Petunia thinks she's got a better idea. She wants a pair of sleeping bags she can zip together. She prefers me as a hot water bottle. However, once the temperature drops to anywhere near freezing, she doesn't want to go camping. I want to find a California king size air mattress in a brick and mortar store. Without a friendly woman, I'll settle on an ultra cheap (under $5) blow up beach mattress. I've even shot class one rapids on a leaky beach mattress. Turned out not to be one of my better ideas. All air mattresses leak at different rates. The older and smaller air mattresses leak faster than the newer and larger ones. Once a year, we buy a new air mattress because inflating them on the hour can be SUCH a pain.

On cold nights in the woods, I like to put a jug full of water close the campfire.

Pbpierson2 comments on Jan 20, 2019:

That sounds quite cozy actually. Even in an unforgiving natural environment. I'm ready to pack some provisional gear!!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 20, 2019:

I've met people who prefer to go snow packing with their backpack on overnight trips so they won't run into other people. Frequently they're hunters or poachers. Game wardens aren't fond of tramping in the snow. Animal tracks are easier to see.

I asked a couple people, both genders, about some sextual play.

azzow2 comments on Jan 20, 2019:

So the stigma is raped a perceived notion and everything in society needs to ring politically correct? Then should mating should be done on a clinical level in a laboratory-like environment with observers and video records? What I get from this is Borg-like thinking assimilate obscurity into the ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 20, 2019:

@DoDapper Rape is more about consent than fun. Many view rape as not so much about sex itself as it is enjoying violence that involves degrading another person. Aren't you the serious one? Crazy farts just wanta have fun. Doesn't mean they want everyone else to have fun. Additionally one can have joyless consensual sex to avoid cab fare without it being called rape. There will be plenty of disagreement on that view.

I asked a couple people, both genders, about some sextual play.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Meh. It could be she is observing the don't speak of sex, religion or politics rule. There is a also a possibly she thinks you will misread whatever she says and repeat it to other people, thus starting a chain reactions on a subject she wants to avoid. There are all kind of reasons she didn't ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 20, 2019:

@DoDapper It depend, do you like oral? It depends on if she's willing, legal and fresh from the shower. If she's offering, big gulps will be appreciated. Lordy, lordy, I've become a dirty old man. Started out as dirty young man. I'd tell more but it'd make this group uncomfortable.

Do you think people can learn to sing?

Marionville comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Enjoy...! They say there is some sort of musical ability in most of us...can you hold a tune? You really know if you can sing or not ....singing lessons are about breathing and technique, they cannot make a singer out of someone who can’t hold the correct note. Good luck and let us know how you...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 19, 2019:

>can you hold a tune? I have to wash my hands afterwards.

Twisted reason strikes!

Wrytyr comments on Jan 18, 2019:

The Marquis de Sade recommend anal sex as very effective birth control.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 19, 2019:

Don't know about that. I've met too many walking, talking turds.

Twisted reason strikes!

phxbillcee comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Since nobody else has stepped up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pzs0aGu1fU

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 19, 2019:

@19dacar52 I am grateful I heard the whole thing. Radio stations that play pop music limit themselves to three minute songs. When it first played, they didn't include the last minute of the song that included lyrics cherry picking bible passages.

Trump, like all our presidents, is a puppet of the international bankers who have financed both ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 18, 2019:

>The Fed forced us into WWII . . . . I credit Nazi warships sinking US merchant ships full of war supplies to England. Prior to that, the US was an isolationist nation. Anytime someone attacks the US, it's a good reason to go to war. Over 90% of US history is about the US killing people ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 19, 2019:

@PhillipMurray The Lusitania was blown up from the inside, not a torpedo Cite your source. Historians buy into what I said earlier: https://www.history.com/news/how-the-sinking-of-lusitania-changed-wwi. It's difficult to envision a captain sinking his own ship. >History class is intended to make you xenophobic, not educated. I've done a fair share of outside reading because here in gringo land, history classes in public school is eurocentric. In college one can take classes about the empires of Africa and other parts of the planet that high school doesn't cover. The purpose of US public school history is more about indoctrination than xenophobia. The point in those classes is to give the views of how wonderful we are. I particular remember how my public school neglected to cover US Indian wars, vast empires in Africa and their effects on the ancient Romans, the Mongol empire . . . Twelve years of public school and nary a word about the Zulus. BTW, you are presuming that since we don't agree, I must be the unlettered and ignorant one. My presumption is you have been introduced on line to wildly inaccurate views and bought in on it on face value. To verify my presumption, I've asked you to cite your source.

Forest Nymph....

Mokvon comments on Jan 18, 2019:

She is not a nymph. She is a tease a nymph would be covered with leprechauns or other mystical male creatures.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 18, 2019:

Dam those horny leprechauns! Full speed ahead! In Latin and Greek mythology, wood nymphs are the off springs of Gods and can be dangerous. They can also be male.

Young and cute, or mature and classy?

RobertNappi2 comments on Jan 18, 2019:

I'm not choosy...Both please...First the Mature woman...So the younger woman can take notes!!!!!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 18, 2019:

Grin. Last time I tried that, one of them said "Move out of the way. That's not the way to do it."

Young and cute, or mature and classy?

bobwjr comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Three way? I'm in

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 18, 2019:

I used to think I'd be into three ways until the other two women started to compare notes on me, laugh and wander off to the mall. It injured my frail male ego after they'd jacked up my bar bill. The last guy I knew with a three way said they'd show up with their laundry and jack up his utility bills while sucking down all his beer. Rotate them. Don't take them all on at once.

Trump, like all our presidents, is a puppet of the international bankers who have financed both ...

Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Sounds like nonsense to me....

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 18, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty There is more than one reason for the Great Depression. The major factor is PRIOR to the Great Depression, one could buy stocks on a 10% margin. Ten percent now, 90% later. Once stocks started to nose dive to where the stocks were worth less than 90% of the previous value, the cry went out "MORE MARGIN" from the stock brokers. Stock owners who couldn't make the margin, no longer owned the stock. As a result, assets like homes and businesses were repossessed. Trying to make the margin bankrupted millions so extensively there wasn't enough cash to run the economy. All over America if you wandered in with a $20, bill nobody in town had enough money to make change. We were going head long into the barter system. All that repossessed assets? Nobody could sell them. No cash, no carry. Crops rotted in the field because nobody had the cash to buy the crop. Grim tales followed. My favorite grim Great Depression tale is in Ashville, NC. People jumped off the tallest building in town head first to commit suicide so often they put a bullseye on the sidewalk. The bullseye is still there. Want to kill yourself? I know a trendy place. How's your aim? Mind you economists still argue the causes of the Great Depression but it's not just ONE reason.

Back in my hometown of Pensacola, FL, all the street preachers came from a Pensacola Christian ...

MrChange comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Dude you said a mouthful. My ex went to PCC and wasted her money there. They are not accredited because they want to teach the Bible the way they want. Oddly enough at the time I went to an even stricter bible college called Landmark Baptist College. PCC wanted me at their school for basketball and ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 18, 2019:

@MrChange Repeating 120 times is for TV commercials. If I did that, they'd do what I do when the commercials come on -- hit the mute switch. In a medium where exchanges are limited to terse statements (120 to 140 characters) it's like flashing bumper stickers at each other. Then too there's my claim I leave a trail of broken attention spans in my wake.

Back in my hometown of Pensacola, FL, all the street preachers came from a Pensacola Christian ...

VictoriaNotes comments on Jan 17, 2019:

From the link you shared: *"In conclusion, Pensacola Christian College does not care about education. They are there to indoctrinate, and absolutely nothing more."* That's it in a nutshell. The rules are strategic. *"If an idea can’t stand on its own truthfulness, it has to find another ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 18, 2019:

@VictoriaNotes When one is raised in authoritarian environments, it's often difficult to break away. That's largely because of shunning should members of their group leave and discouraging their members from talking to people outside of an authoritarian environments. If all you know is friends in their group, you'll have second thoughts about leaving the group.

I like pictures that have 'something else' about them - a joke, or a special 'interest point'.

Seeker55 comments on Jan 18, 2019:

They say sex toys enhance things...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 18, 2019:

What's an evening without a mink whip? (Not available in stores, never seen on TV).

Would you like a drink?

MoonTiger comments on Jan 17, 2019:

The green drink is Absinthe... an alchemical elixir of the leg-spreading variety, served up in proper fashion, indeed! In erotic vignettes that I have written, I have described sipping Absinthe from my lover's belly button... Ummm, hmmm!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 18, 2019:

Belly buttons only hold a quarter tea spoon. Outside of making her giggle, no worth the effort. >. . . served up in proper fashion . . . Special spoon required.

Would you like a drink?

ScienceBill72 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Oh Yes definitely, I'll have a Screaming Orgasm on ice lmao

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 18, 2019:

If you want the bartender and her to get the twitches, order a United Nations. It's a layered drink made with several liquors poured in a tall narrow glass with extreme care in order of specific gravity. This kind of drink is called a pousse-café. It's what pussycats drink at the cafe. (Kidding -- it's not even pronounced that way). Looks impressive as hell and is bound to generate admiring looks from a gaggle of female companions, especially if one of them is Martha Steward. It's when both the bartender and the server ask stupid questions and remove the dust from the bar guide. Be sure to tip generously or send them into the screaming fits by stirring the drink with a swizzle stick. Because it requires several exotic liquors, the bill will be eye popping. Spend the rest of the evening sipping carefully and extremely slowly. Savor every layer while trying to sound like you know what you're talking about. Sigh when you reach the blue curacao layer. Remember this the next time you hear the much loved phrase "I'm buying!" Later the predictable phrase "What [insert favorite vulgarity here] did you order?"

Caption pending..

ToakReon comments on Jan 18, 2019:

I am a scientific, product tester. I'm washing the dishes (hence the gloves), using an experimental detergent that tends to make your eyes sting (hence the safety glases) and has the unfortunate effect of causing cloth to degrade (hence I'm taking off my jacket first). This scientific ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 18, 2019:

Dish washing gloves have longer sleeves. Typically they're thin latex. They're also available in hokey smokes thick rubber for those days when nothing but boiling hot lye will do. After my introduction to beekeeping, I've fallen in love with the phrase "protective clothing." If a person needs protective clothing for a chore, it's unlikely they'll be showing much bare hide. Bottom line: she's dressed like that to get your motor running. Vroom!

Yeah, I've done this before. Anyone else?

SleeplessInTexas comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I might be the first to admit that I have yet to date anyone I regret. I've been very fortunate to not have dated any major a××holes.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 18, 2019:

Those people make good tales around the campfire.

Helpful hint of the day.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Be ye warned: there is always SOMEBODY else on a public beaches, including dune buggies. Sex on the beach isn't what it's cracked up to be.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 17, 2019:

@Pbpierson2 It's why one goes inside the tent.

Because I’d read a story in the National Geographic back in my childhood, I thought the Outer ...

ChadSwaim comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I avg a month a year on OBX. Ive loved the islands since I was a child. Camping on them can be tough for sure. The mesquites alone can drive you mad.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 17, 2019:

> The mesquites alone can drive you mad. So THAT'S what happened to me! While I was there mosquitoes stayed on the leeward side of the island, where the marshlands are.

IF the air traffic controllers and the TSA figured out that they would have the ENTIRE WORLD BY THE ...

KKGator comments on Jan 17, 2019:

If planes started crashing, and people started dying, MAYBE. I have no expectation that there will be any kind of organized expression of disgust with 45's shutdown. It seems that people would rather be forced to work, and not be paid, than tell the asshole who is making them do that, to "fuck ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 17, 2019:

More like sue the government for unpaid work than strike and take a other jobs while calling in sick.

Riverdale cast - this show is a guilty pleasure

Haemish1 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

That is an attractive cast!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 17, 2019:

One so rarely sees the facially deformed on television.

I woke up to minus 26 C this morning and the forecast blizzard with arctic temps hasn't even arrived...

Spinliesel comments on Jan 17, 2019:

And my wish to you is: keep it on your side of the lake, please. My house is in the so called "persistant squall area", near Sodus Point. We have -8 C and just some leftover snow. How about turning the wind machines 180 degrees and blowing the stuffi into Sasketchewan? I would be ever so ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 17, 2019:

@Surfpirate One of the things I remember about Chicago's employee parking lots were the electrical outlets so cars could plug in heaters (head bolt or hot sticks) to keep the engine warm enough to turn over again. I used to have a pen pal in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan (I've always wanted to hear someone with a lisp pronounce that) who left town once she discovered it was impossible to keep her camper trailer heated in the winter. She ran off to Kansas.

I woke up to minus 26 C this morning and the forecast blizzard with arctic temps hasn't even arrived...

Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Lucky you !! :)

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 17, 2019:

@Surfpirate Freezing temps for an hour or so. I live north of you.

Back in my hometown of Pensacola, FL, all the street preachers came from a Pensacola Christian ...

MrChange comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Dude you said a mouthful. My ex went to PCC and wasted her money there. They are not accredited because they want to teach the Bible the way they want. Oddly enough at the time I went to an even stricter bible college called Landmark Baptist College. PCC wanted me at their school for basketball and ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 17, 2019:

>Dude you said a mouthful. There's groups that complain any time I use more than 120 characters. :-( >I would never move to PCC. It's too cold and full of backward country people. I would get out. Before I left my hometown, they lead the nation in abortion clinic bombing. Religion, said one author, hangs over the city like a shroud. That's a pity because otherwise, it's a great party town.

Back in my hometown of Pensacola, FL, all the street preachers came from a Pensacola Christian ...

VictoriaNotes comments on Jan 17, 2019:

From the link you shared: *"In conclusion, Pensacola Christian College does not care about education. They are there to indoctrinate, and absolutely nothing more."* That's it in a nutshell. The rules are strategic. *"If an idea can’t stand on its own truthfulness, it has to find another ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 17, 2019:

>That's it in a nutshell An appropriate receptacle.

Pillow fight!

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I wasn't invited. :(

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 17, 2019:

Life is cruel. This has been an example.

OK, there are conflicting stories in the news.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I disagree with Stormy Daniels. It is the home of the whopper! He tells some whopper of lies!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 17, 2019:

The most recent whopper that has become my favorite is he hasn't left the White House for months.

Hello! My name is Robert and my wish is be a literate and intelligent contributor to this site.

freeofgod comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Hi. Any questions just ask.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 17, 2019:

Any question? ;-) Where did I put leave the last biscotti in the house? I put it down before I got my massive mug of industrial strength espresso and it seems to have run off on its own and has gone into hiding.

Impeach Donald Trump Starting the process will rein in a president who is undermining American ...

Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 17, 2019:

He doesn't keep promises or his word ....

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 17, 2019:

Oh piffly do! Trump is a psychotic liar who is surprised anyone would question him. My favorite episode in his presidential campaign was when a child asked him what material would he build the wall with. The kid wanted wall specification. He hadn't thought that far ahead and stumbled through the response. Despite several prototypes for the wall, he still hasn't figured out how tall it should be or if it's steel slats or concrete . . . In your guts, you know he's nuts. Major glitch: despite a high turn over in staff, none of his staff is willing to invoke the 25th amendment to remove him for being incapable for office.

Someone nailed Trump's constant pattern of denial! ?

thislife comments on Jan 15, 2019:

This is such a bizarre time to be an American.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 17, 2019:

@Carin I keep asking myself why I live in gringo land.

Any questions?

chilehead9 comments on Jan 16, 2019:

There's a much greater chance of the beer freezing and breaking the bottles on the top shelf, since that's where the air being circulated comes in. Plus, if a beer falls over and rolls out, less chance of it breaking when it hits the floor.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 17, 2019:

If anything freezes on the top shelf of a refrigerator, it's time to adjust the temperature on the refrigerator. Us gringos like our beer barely above freezing.

Any questions?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

My question: who wears high heels and thong to get a beer?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 17, 2019:

@Santanaman9 You got a point. Sexually oriented material is almost always fantasy oriented, pornography more so than most. In porno fantasy, lesbians only have sex with each other because they can't find a guy. Now if one shows up -- ho, ho, lucky boy!

Any questions?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

My question: who wears high heels and thong to get a beer?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 16, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty Invisible high heels. Either that or I got get a new prescription for glasses.

It got up to 60f (16c) Saturday.

Pbpierson2 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

I just now saw this post. I'm beginning to piece some things together. Thanks for sharing the tranquility of that experience. Smokey the Bear must have been working that day

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 16, 2019:

@Pbpierson2 Your flatter will get you postcards. When I travel, I buy fistfuls to show people from far away where I've been. Rule of thumb is once you move to some place more than an hour's drive old friends don't want to visit you. Send them a postcard and you'll get on their Christmas card list. One way to shave expenses at Helen is to camp at Unico State Park. I'll be writing a review of that at &AdultTentCampingHikingDixie. Your wife may find too many reasons to drag you into the specialty shops. I always gasp at the prices at their clock shop. It has amazing and expensive clocks. I ALMOST bought their kitty cat clock with the shifty eyes and twitching tale during our last visit. Petunia drags me into glass blowing shop and drags me out of their wine sampling rooms. While in the wine sampling room, she's prone to growl "So BUY something already!" She bans me from their beer gardens because she hates beer and isn't fond of me buying it and spending time watching me sip it. In the end a trip to replenish stone ground yellow grits supply in Helen winds up costing me $100 in stuff I didn't need. Save money for the impulsive purchases and stay at the campgrounds.

Any questions?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

My question: who wears high heels and thong to get a beer?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 16, 2019:

@Santanaman9 Is she getting herself a beer or is she getting you that beer? One thing that impresses me is the refrigerator doesn't have any shelves.

Please vote and/or comment what kinds of pics you would like to see in the immediate future here in ...

CalvinJoe comments on Jan 13, 2019:

All women are sexy

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 15, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty Bad answer. One doesn't get excited to see the bikini clad great grandmothers at the rest home.

Please vote and/or comment what kinds of pics you would like to see in the immediate future here in ...

19dacar52 comments on Jan 13, 2019:

All of the above, let's not discriminate. ?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 15, 2019:

I am a discriminating kind of guy if it's a case of look, don't touch. If they're willing and horny, my standards get lower. Between those two extremes, standards are mobile.

‘Trump has turned the White House into a White Castle’: President roasted for serving Clemson ...

RobertNappi2 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Over one million people affected by the SHUTDOWN...He spends taxpayer money on HAPPY MEALS.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 15, 2019:

According to the previous first lady, White House meals are charged to the first family and are not tax paid meals.

‘Trump has turned the White House into a White Castle’: President roasted for serving Clemson ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

The White House staff is not immune to the government shut down. Therefore they lack the staff who could prepare the typical state dinner. Trump ordered out.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 15, 2019:

@camne Trump CLAIMED the preferred food stuff of college athletes is junk food from fast food restaurants. My guess is he didn't ask the athletes. The athletes are more likely to want the $30 steakhouse take out.

It got up to 60f (16c) Saturday.

Pbpierson2 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

I just now saw this post. I'm beginning to piece some things together. Thanks for sharing the tranquility of that experience. Smokey the Bear must have been working that day

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 15, 2019:

Helen is one of the most visited towns in Georgia for their 220 specialty shops and restaurants. They throw in horse drawn carriages with a mix of half timber style buildings and beer gardens. It also has an inner tube ride through the middle of town. It's on the Georgia wine trail and other real hiking trails, one of which is a short easy hike to a pair of joint water falls near Unico State Park. It's a surprisingly small (2.1 miles of it) town. During the summer it's crowded. I keep telling myself I'm going to blow the big bucks in check into their motels with river over look balconies and private hot tubs.

Any one remember the name of this episode of South Park?

Lutherzme comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Weren't they getting fucked up on cat piss?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 15, 2019:

The town tried to ban cats for having controlled substances.

Just for starters....[agnostic.com]

Pbpierson2 comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Morality permeates only into existence from our jello-like squashy brains. This reminds me, I need to rehydrate mine with more alcohol

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 15, 2019:

Can't cut loose until you've had your juice?

Just for starters....[agnostic.com]

ITComic comments on Jan 8, 2019:

It's funny that all the epic religious stories and miracles seemed to happen in the middle east in the first century. It seems like they stopped after that. Dear Mrs. Fundamentalist Christian: If your husband came home from work tomorrow and told you he was going to kill your child to show his ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 15, 2019:

Meh. I don't remember him advising his family of ANYTHING before God thundered out "Just kidding dude."

One running gag on the Smurfs is when they're hiking.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 14, 2019:

In the meme above, notice the guy with the bare shins. That's the guy who'll end the day with ton of chigger and tick bites.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 15, 2019:

@RavenCT My childhood included an unprotected wet land and shallow jon boat. Nudist colonies disappointed me. I had been lead to believe they were populated primarily by men's magazine models. Instead, I learned the reason for the proverb clothes make the man. I don't want to see a naked great-great-grandpa squiring his great grandson's toddlers over the beach front -- ever again.

My shirt won't stay put!!!!

James00346 comments on Jan 14, 2019:

A girl does not wear a shirt like that with the expectation of it staying in place.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 15, 2019:

Know any of those gals?

From Christain Men Against Liberals on FB THE LEFTIST MEDEA AND THE COLAGE PROFESORS KEEP SAYEING...

Charlene comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Friggin Christans and that new fangled spelin..

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 14, 2019:

It's more likely they're hooked on phonics while posting. If they were hooked on frigging, there would be less of them.

One running gag on the Smurfs is when they're hiking.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 14, 2019:

In the meme above, notice the guy with the bare shins. That's the guy who'll end the day with ton of chigger and tick bites.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 14, 2019:

@RavenCT The meme suggest if you get lost hiking, starvation will lead to cannibalism. Among sane occidentals cannibalism is the last resort. Few insane occidentals consider cannibalism a dinner option, especially among friends. Therefore, it's not "obviously" a tourist poster. If anything, it's a recommendation to learn navigation so a person doesn't have eat friends. Experienced hikers wear pants, partly to avoid getting scratched up legs from briars. Normally, they spray their pants legs with bug repellent. Considering you're disabled, I'll agree to never offer you money to go hiking. However am willing to let you plunder my liquor cabinet should you visit me. I consider you the gal that would be worth drinking with. Now for a totally different and unrelated meme.

julia nova, sylvia mcfarland, asian, latina, california dreamin', betty, stella stevens, the 1920's.

Seeker55 comments on Jan 14, 2019:

I think sex makes the world go ‘round, not money...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 14, 2019:

You think Stormy runs the White House?

We are greeted by sights of islands appearing through low hanging clouds.

ugly comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Stay safe

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 14, 2019:

Live dangerously. Safe is no fun at all.

Namaste. ??‍♂️?

Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Very artsy and sexy...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 14, 2019:

@TDSkully I've gotten those kind of notices as well. I ignore the book burner want to bes and move on.

Please vote and/or comment what kinds of pics you would like to see in the immediate future here in ...

WhiskeyEight comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Really like nipples and lingerie

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 14, 2019:

My jaw drops when Betty Big Boobs hangs up her lingerie on her turgid pencil length nipples.

Please vote and/or comment what kinds of pics you would like to see in the immediate future here in ...

Rossy92 comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Within reason, I favor more inclusive conceptions of sexy rather than less so, and am with those who say all of the above. It's annoying when people complain about breast enhancement, and then you post a natural woman and there are complaints about them being a bit skimpy up top. Then there are ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 14, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty appearances to the contrary, people don't know what they want until you give it to them. Because I asked, there's a tall woman that's knowledgeable about ragtime music knocking on my door.

Please vote and/or comment what kinds of pics you would like to see in the immediate future here in ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 13, 2019:

A six foot tall woman with a 1.5 bust to waist ratio between the ages of 18.5 to 22 years old who can tell me what the do wa in do wa diddy means. Leon Redbone and I want to know the answer to this ponderous question. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oevAnuzMUMg

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 14, 2019:

@MojoDave After hearing him sing Shine on Harvest Moon, I can face death in peace.

I have a general question for this group.

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Those are three different questions. 1. Even if Trump is impeached, he must still be convicted in the senate, (67 votes required), then Pence becomes president unless he has been impeached at the same time and convicted prior.If Trump or pence were impeached, they cannot be pardoned ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 14, 2019:

Then there's my unlikely outcome: month two without a paycheck, the Secret Service shoots the whole administration.

Wall v Ladder

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 14, 2019:

759 pesos is what like $3?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 14, 2019:

500 pesos is $29. My guess is 759 pesos is a little closer to $40.

Just because I've collected too many Trump memes . . .

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 12, 2019:

When I started collected Trump memes I thought I'd find an end to them.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 13, 2019:

@kmdskit3 After the sixth sub directory of Trump memes, I started wondering if I'd ever need more. They make me unbearably attractive to women.

Off with his head!

zeuser comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 13, 2019:

If that proverb was true, there'd be more women over here getting into my liquor cabinet.

Just because I've collected too many Trump memes . . .

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 12, 2019:

When I started collected Trump memes I thought I'd find an end to them.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 13, 2019:

@silverotter11 The longer he's in office, the longer that sin list will get. Now for more shits, grins and giggles on a familiar topic.

Enough to make me swear off sex for a god-damned year here!!!

Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Hot bod, ditch the face lol

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 13, 2019:

Low standards for a hot bod. Now for excess Trump memes.

There is an old motto "If the van is a rocking, don't come knocking.

MissKathleen comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Who said it was a bad thing?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 13, 2019:

You need names, addresses, phone numbers in Oklahoma? Bent Karma wheel.

Scavenger hunt this week! Pics of princesses!! Or princes!! Come on people, show me what you ...

FlippantLlama comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Sexy Princess Ariel

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 13, 2019:

@JeremyTaylor Flounder is an excuse for lemon butter.

Scavenger hunt this week! Pics of princesses!! Or princes!! Come on people, show me what you ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 12, 2019:

One wonders how she fits in.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 13, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty The inherent nature of a princesses is all their problems are solved by GUYS. The popularity of the princesses role is waning. The reason would be an epic expostulation. Forget that. You like your replies short and snappy.

I'm drunk and tired.

IamNobody comments on Jan 13, 2019:

Judging carefully..... Here just to colkect double points... ??????

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 13, 2019:

@IamNobody Did you know the druggist who invented Alka Seltzer was a drunk? He'd wake up the next morning and start working on the cure. I've heard of several cures. My vote goes to Dr. Seltzer's Hangover Helper. Their sage advice is "Don't drive to a Dr. Seltzer." It's not easy to find in stores. Here's their website: https://doctorseltzer.. The video on his website is a hoot. Comes with gals that ought have jobs with Hooters. He claims to make home delivery. One way to prevent hangovers: stay drunk.

The Gofundme for the wall is being stopped and all donations refunded. [nbc4i.com]

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 13, 2019:

On the other extreme, I wonder what happened to the go fund me project to buy ladders for the wall. What next, mining school for caravans?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 13, 2019:

@Elganned One of the prototype "walls" was breached with saws. Trump has always been baffled about the building specks for the wall. Now for excessive Trump memes.

Stephen King missed the mark ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Is this meme presidential abuse?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 13, 2019:

@Redheadedgammy when I was working on a small newspaper, I'd hear the old galoots telling me about the media conspiracy. "Who," I'd ask, "is in of the grand conspiracy? When should I expect a call from them? How come I can't get a piece of this action?" When I saw them turning red and glaring at me, I'd add "Just asking stupid questions. It's my job." A little closer the truth was if they didn't hear what they wanted hear, they figured there had be a reason. They made up a reason for not hearing what they wanted even if the reason didn't make any sense. Now I'm older, there is a new generation of galoots getting the news they want from other galoots on line who give them the news they want. That news doesn't have make a lick of sense. Later I'm getting my pizza from the child whore outlet, complete with tunnels our lizard overlords. The galoots have been inbreeding. We've got crazier galoots than ever and guess who they vote for? THE HORROR!

Slidell Louisiana here. Just wanted to stop in and say hello. Have a wonderful and awesome Saturday!

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Nowhere near Slidell, La, here. When New Orleans hotels/motels jack up their prices for conventions and special events, Slidell is where I spend the night.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 12, 2019:

@MoniB I'd be smarter if I hadn't moved the only person I knew living in New Orleans to Pensacola.

Just because I've collected too many Trump memes . . .

Duchess comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Thank you for these, because there can never be enough criticism and humiliation for this horrible human.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 12, 2019:

Glad you've enjoyed them. I'll keep up the "bad" work.

The immigration, trade, ACA and any other issue you can think of are all apart of the smoke screen.

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Don't get me started about how he is fucking our health insurance. If I had 5 minutes alone with him in a room, only one would walk out.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 12, 2019:

To answer your question what's the Secret Service good for . . . Let's hope they leave when they see their second zero paycheck for your five minute meeting.

Stephen King missed the mark ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Is this meme presidential abuse?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 12, 2019:

@Redheadedgammy I get it. If the media is fake, they can make up a fake recording of him saying anything. There's people who'll argue the moon landing is fake. People bought into the premise that the apprentice was about a wildly successful businessman.

Summer in Dixie is brutally hot with steaming humidity.

MissKathleen comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Great story; thanks for sharing.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 12, 2019:

You're welcome. I'm glad you enjoyed my tale. After visiting Mt. Pigsah's website, Petunia wanted to reserve our campsite WITHOUT SEEING IT. What sold her was the campsite was next to the restroom and we've had traveler's diarrhea. Wind sprints to the toilet from a half mile away should be avoided. Additionally the website warns the campground fills up fast on the weekends and recommends reservations on line. She picked out a campsite on a steep slippery slope from where we parked. See the picnic table (pictured below)? That's where the tent pad is. Even further down the slope is the restroom. We should have brought rope to get back to the car. Most of their campsites aren't like that. These days I visit you tube websites that describe the campgrounds before making a reservation. BTW, we pitched our tent next to the car. During the night it rained. The tent pad sunk under the run off.

Redheaded Princess

MerlinZap comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Can you say "Perfect Titties"?...There you go,...I knew you could.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 12, 2019:

I could but I'd rather not say it. I got in enough trouble from the time I said "lusty busty lesbians with perky nipples." Whoops!

She's blond and trashy, but for some reason, I still think she's hot.

MojoDave comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Now, seriously, who doesn't like kitties? :-P

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2019:

Do not ask for a list of names.

[washingtonpress.

Elganned comments on Jan 9, 2019:

What goes around, comes around...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2019:

The karma wheel has a few spokes missing.

[washingtonpress.

Keech comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Fuck Trump. I truly hate his guts. A bigger asshole, I've Never seen.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2019:

You are SO lucky you never met my ex-biz partner, may the parole board be turning him down now.

[washingtonpress.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

What kind of problems would they have if they quit their job and didn't show up? I'm none to sure "forced" is the proper word. As long as you can walk off the job without being charged with treason (such as military personnel), you're not being "forced" to work.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2019:

@vnufall Allegedly, all jobs come with work. (I've had a few jobs where all they wanted was a warm body hanging around). If they don't want to pay the workers, on the whole (with notable exceptions) the workers are free to walk off the job and can start filing law suits to get the money they are owed.

I'm a master at small boat handling.

Stevil comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Have you tried a saddle for both passengers? having a stable something to lean back on, will give a sense of stability and get rid of the urge to grab a gunnel and pull the boat over in the direction shes leaning. With thigh straps attached to the saddle, you can learn to Eskimo roll the canoe like ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2019:

@Stevil Thanks for the advice. I have no plans to shoot the rapids in a canoe, although I have gone white water rafting. Fell out of the chair laughing at the thought of a blow up sex doll as a personal flotation device. Reports from the coast guard where they found people who SUCCESSFULLY used their beer cooler to survive a ship wreck have left me wondering how much beer did they have left after the rescue.

You know you're getting old when you see 45 and think that's too young. Lol

AnneWimsey comments on Jan 2, 2019:

Oh, honey, at 45 I was struggling with the aftereffects of my stroke, big-time. Life is much better now, at 70.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 11, 2019:

Old age isn't for sissies.

Not our POTUS

KKGator comments on Jan 10, 2019:

He is most definitely a product of our capitalist system. We "made" him what he is. Every single person who ever watched "The Apprentice" is also responsible for this debacle. Instead of rejecting him for the scumbag he's always been, he was embraced and lauded, because that is what we do. I'm...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 10, 2019:

Old joke. The Lone Ranger and Tonto are surrounded by a tribal war party. "Old chum," says the Lone Ranger, "This will be the end of us." Tonto looks at him and says "Us, white man?" >He is a disaster, but we made him OUR disaster. We, white man?

FBI petitioning to reopen the government.

OldWiseAss comments on Jan 10, 2019:

That's very interesting news. Won't matter to Trump, but maybe sway a few more Republicans.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 10, 2019:

Once he starts asking "What happened to all my government body guards" he'll be an easier target for assassins. I still wonder if it would be legal to start a go fund me page for legal defenses for his future assassin.

Best canoe trip I ever took was on the slow moving Blackwater Creek at the Blackwater State Park, ...

RavenCT comments on Jan 10, 2019:

I see you solved the problem! Well done you.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 10, 2019:

Percy (my hyperactive tomcat) approves.

After posting memes like this on Facebook, I got banned from posting on Facebook.

Pbpierson2 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

A rugged and sobering meme. It's a gruesome reminder about history, and the challenges unbelievers faced before us. If there's any sunshine to be found from this, your now in a place where you won't be banned for making a stand against bible huggers.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 10, 2019:

Now I can get banned from something totally different.

After posting memes like this on Facebook, I got banned from posting on Facebook.

Surfpirate comments on Jan 10, 2019:

The truly galling part are the Atheists who are constant apologists for this behavior, they insist that Atheists turn the other cheek, relegate these actions to a distant past that will never rear its ugly head again. The truth is that the motivation for these evil acts is lurking just below the ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 10, 2019:

Although it's unconstitutional, here in South Carolina it's illegal for an atheist to run for public office.

When law and order and justice eventually catch up with Trump, and it will happen, the story won't ...

Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 10, 2019:

When the hammer drops, Republicans lose power... That's why they do nothing...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 10, 2019:

Officially, Trump is the head of the Republican party. Republicans who oppose him are committing political treason.

So about that proposed agnosticstock?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 9, 2019:

What's the "stock" in agnosticsock? So far, I haven't heard of anyone anywhere on this social media who WANTS a get together badly enough to organize one. I've only been in this social media for a few weeks. I don't yet know of enough people to invite who MIGHT show up. Often people use ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 10, 2019:

@Lucy_Fehr It's my nickname for her. I use it because she doesn't like me to identify her on line when I mention her. Originally we met on line. I wanted to go backpacking with a woman who could carry her own pack. I said I wanted a woman with a strong back for overnight trips. She responded but later discovered the phrase "Darling, could you carry this for me?" She tries to pull this even for short hikes. These days, when we're looking for hikes her research is slanted toward the words "short" and "easy." After reminding her a few hundred times she claimed to have a strong back, she got into the habit of responding "I'm a sweet little flower." Ergo, I call her Petunia. Side issue: petunias are little (like her) but they aren't delicate flowers. They survive killing frosts.

After posting memes like this on Facebook, I got banned from posting on Facebook.

Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Lots of reading... Small punch line lol

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 10, 2019:

@KKGator Last I heard O'Hare's family keeps her grave a secret. They fear "loving Christians" will destroy the tombstone, piss on the grave, etc.

After posting memes like this on Facebook, I got banned from posting on Facebook.

Wangobango3 comments on Jan 10, 2019:

With FB, you get what you pay for.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 10, 2019:

"Facebook?" said Betty White, "sounds like an awful waste of time."

After posting memes like this on Facebook, I got banned from posting on Facebook.

Cutiebeauty comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Lots of reading... Small punch line lol

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 10, 2019:

@mykhael I remain mystified by those who complain about lengthy posts or replies. I've got theories. They're not nice theories.

After posting memes like this on Facebook, I got banned from posting on Facebook.

Elganned comments on Jan 10, 2019:

My daddy used to shrug and say: "I've had worse said about me by better people." Nobody on Facebook worth worrying about.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 10, 2019:

Well, there were two women living far away (one in Sweden, the other in the Philippines) who fell in love with me. The one in Sweden promised to build me a guest cottage if I would visit and the other promised . . . well, l won't make the modest blush with a detailed description of lurid activities. Got their street addresses and private e- address before the ruling of doom came down from Facebook.

I'm a master at small boat handling.

MissKathleen comments on Jan 9, 2019:

As a person with irrational fears (Claustrophobia, Acrophobia), I must empathize with your friend. It is likely she already had trepidations about water before the incident, which prevented her from hearing your instruction. Would it be possible to sit down and discuss the entire scenario and ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 10, 2019:

@MissKathleen I've got a longer story and happier canoe trip with Petunia at: Camping for adults in Dixie (no children)