I'm a master at small boat handling.

skado comments on Jan 9, 2019:

A friend of mine constructed one of wood for his canoe. It seemed to work well. I’ll try to find some pics if you’re interested.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 10, 2019:

@MissKathleen We both enjoy swimming. I keep promising I'll teach her how to snorkel but the local waters are murky. The local lakes have clay banks. The run off from the banks keeps the waters murky.

I'm a master at small boat handling.

skado comments on Jan 9, 2019:

A friend of mine constructed one of wood for his canoe. It seemed to work well. I’ll try to find some pics if you’re interested.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 10, 2019:

@Wangobango3 I will have to ask at the hardware store what an abs pipe is. Plastic pipe I'm far too familiar with. The term "jury rigged" implies it will fail at the worse point. The lake I want to navigate on (Lake Hartwell) is famous for not giving up its dead. It's a man made lake with submerged forests. It has with a depth of 300 feet and has murky waters. If you need to dispose of a body . . . . Water temperature at the time of the dunking was about 65f/18c. People were swimming in the lake.

I'm a master at small boat handling.

Stevil comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Have you tried a saddle for both passengers? having a stable something to lean back on, will give a sense of stability and get rid of the urge to grab a gunnel and pull the boat over in the direction shes leaning. With thigh straps attached to the saddle, you can learn to Eskimo roll the canoe like ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 10, 2019:

I haven't bolted boat seats on the canoe yet. You've mystified me on doing an Eskimo roll in a canoe. When turned over, an 18 foot canoe fills up with water instantly. It doesn't sound like an Eskimo roll would work. I want to strap on a two wheel canoe dolly on the bow so I can roll it up to the water. I've already bought the dolly. I figure once the bow is in the water at the boat ramp, the dolly's wheels in the shallow water would help stabilize the canoe. I bought the dolly to avoid carrying the canoe over my head.

I'm a master at small boat handling.

RavenCT comments on Jan 9, 2019:

Was she wearing a Flotation device? Maybe she needs to try it alone to understand the physics of it. They are a bit wobbley? But once you get used to that it's okay. I'm a bit spooked by the idea of drowning - but I own a kayak. Being able to control it myself (and I learned on a canoe btw) ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 10, 2019:

Long narrow boats rock easily and therefore inexperienced boaters are likely to fall out of them while boarding. She went crazy buying life jackets. At best the canoe holds three adults. I have two life jackets and she bought an additional four. She also bought a dry box which can act as a personal flotation device.

I'm a master at small boat handling.

MissKathleen comments on Jan 9, 2019:

As a person with irrational fears (Claustrophobia, Acrophobia), I must empathize with your friend. It is likely she already had trepidations about water before the incident, which prevented her from hearing your instruction. Would it be possible to sit down and discuss the entire scenario and ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 10, 2019:

Petunia dropped out of a canoe class in her college freshman year. She's had the professional instruction. She felt humiliated because everyone at the dock saw her and because I didn't catch her. A large part of the problem was choppy water. I told her she needed to put the pointy end of the boat into the waves instead of letting the waves hit the canoe's broadside. She ignored my advice.

I'm a master at small boat handling.

skado comments on Jan 9, 2019:

A friend of mine constructed one of wood for his canoe. It seemed to work well. I’ll try to find some pics if you’re interested.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 9, 2019:

I'm interested because buying an outrigger from an outfitter is expensive.

While Democrats push government healthcare, Canadians wait nearly 5 months for treatment by Sally ...

Zster comments on Jan 9, 2019:

My Canadian friends say the wait time is directly linked to the urgency of the need. Time crucial needs are handled promptly and more elective things can involve a wait. You can probably ask our Canadian members at this site how accurate the article is, to quasi validate it (even if not a ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 9, 2019:

If you wander in needing care for a gun shot wound to the chest, you go straight to top of the line. The guy with the kidney stones will be next. If flat top Sally wanders in a medical outlet in dire need of getting bigger breasts so she can make a living wage at the strip club, there will a longer wait time than average.

Jesus and Mo again. Enjoy !

Elganned comments on Jan 9, 2019:

"Cruciversary". That's a new one for me. I like it. I'm stealing it.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 9, 2019:

@VAL3941 I like this theory:

Selma Hayek at age 52 Inspiration. We can do this too. [yahoo.com]

TheDoubter comments on Jan 9, 2019:

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WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 9, 2019:

Fingers slipped on the keyboard while drooling at the MILF? Here. Drool some more.

They are starting a new bowling league here...anyone interested in joining?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Does she have her toes in the hand grips in the bowling ball?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 8, 2019:

@Seeker55 Who ha! I would ask but nobody wants to tell me where her bowling league is.

One of the things I've always noticed about the bible belt is they have a grudge against "book ...

Pbpierson2 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

College dropout here. It's not always about what you know, but how you think ultimately TRUMPS the former.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 8, 2019:

Disclaimer: I have two bachelor's degrees just because college co-eds are FUN!

One of the things I've always noticed about the bible belt is they have a grudge against "book ...

Pbpierson2 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

College dropout here. It's not always about what you know, but how you think ultimately TRUMPS the former.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 8, 2019:

In other words, having a positive attitude. I had (RIP) friend who positively thought he was a future rock'n'roll star. Problem? He had no talent, had trouble tuning his guitar and sang like a cat going through a ringer. He was beating his twang box and writing AWFUL songs for 30 decades, yet died penniless. Nobody hears about all the rock'n'roll failures. Positive attitude gets you just so far.

[motherjones.com] 6 Immigration Lies Trump Will Probably Use in Tonight's Oval Office Speech

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

I wish they had a sub caption feed that cues us in every time he tells a whooper.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 8, 2019:

@Closeted captions alone don't tell you when he's lying badly.

Another pretty woman.

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

Somebody at Victoria's Secret made the big bucks selling that outfit. I got a grudge against them. I used to have buxom women that would drag me into Victoria's Secret, claiming they wanted to buy me an outfit. Instead, they wanted me to buy them a lacy bra at jaw dropping prices. That in itself ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 8, 2019:

@actofdog they said it to me. The gal I was with easily overhead it and started to wonder about me. Think I'll change my swizzle stick now. ;-)

Every year I get a bigger tent so I can move around and put more gear inside.

Lucy_Fehr comments on Jan 6, 2019:

I have the same thing because I won the big one in a contest. I can't recall how many it is supposed to sleep but it has 3 rooms lol Going camping in March and will be using it for the first time

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 8, 2019:

@Lucy_Fehr Unless I've screwed it up, I've already sent you an invite.

Every year I get a bigger tent so I can move around and put more gear inside.

AncientNight comments on Jan 7, 2019:

I have a dome tent that, supposedly, sleeps 4. There's enough room for me and my gear. I guess I'm a minimalist when it comes to camping. But, then again, I camp alone.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 8, 2019:

It's difficult to forget those who camp with little more than a tarp -- no tent, no sleeping bag.

Every year I get a bigger tent so I can move around and put more gear inside.

Stevil comments on Jan 5, 2019:

I have a small 2 man backpacking tent, if the two men are Billy Barty and Peter Dinkledge. A four man that I can almost stand up in, but would never think of taking on a backpacking trip, unless some other dumb ass was lugging it around on their back.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 8, 2019:

@Stevil women who go camping with me in an organized campsite refuse to go camping in the winter. It gets cold, you know? Additionally, most the organized campsite I frequent close around October. Snowfall can block the roads.

Every year I get a bigger tent so I can move around and put more gear inside.

Stevil comments on Jan 5, 2019:

I have a small 2 man backpacking tent, if the two men are Billy Barty and Peter Dinkledge. A four man that I can almost stand up in, but would never think of taking on a backpacking trip, unless some other dumb ass was lugging it around on their back.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 8, 2019:

@MissKathleen NEW RVs can easily cost 200K and MORE. My parents bought a $12,000 USED RV. I think they used it about ten times before re-selling it for $3,000. It went into a repair shop six times for things like busted plumbing. The people an RV makes sense for are music stars on tour or people who spend months to years at one place. One attorney said that new RVs are exempt from lemon laws. He said if you buy one, you'll get banker's box full of warranties for various parts, like the frame. If the frame is rusted out, you have to take it up with the people that built the frame. The dealership won't talk to you because they don't have to once you've bought it.

I realized something the other day.

maturin1919 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

'Believe' simply means to accept as true.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 8, 2019:

"Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer." -- W.C. Fields, true believer.

I realized something the other day.

genessa comments on Jan 8, 2019:

i always reacted that way to god's early statement (in the hebrew bible) that he is a jealous god. if he's the only one, of whom is he jealous? g

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 8, 2019:

@IAJO163 during an epic dope smoking season in San Diego, I declared myself as God. "Look into my blood shot eyes and tell me you can't figure out why everything else is fucked up," I told them. For the next two years in San Diego, people would stop me on the street and welcome me with "Hello God." Naturally, I didn't disagree with them. Guilty bystanders gasped in fear and awe. I don't live in San Diego anymore. I scared too many people being a deity.

Just once I want to work in an environment that isn't bogged down with religious imagery and/or ...

riverman1234 comments on Sep 22, 2018:

yeah I don't think I could come out with it like that. There would be a lot of persecution if I did. They might say something like I will pray for you I am worried about where you will spend eternity

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 8, 2019:

People stop in their tracks when I tell them the after life is the narcissistic belief the party can't go on without you.

Just once I want to work in an environment that isn't bogged down with religious imagery and/or ...

VictoriaNotes comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Conservative Christians have become quite invasive in the workplace over this past decade. One employer/corporation I worked for in 2011 asked his employees to attend weekly Bible studies and the CEO opened every employee meeting with prayer. This was in South Carolina.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 8, 2019:

Did they offer to PAY you for attending bible studies? When I am told I'm expected to "volunteer" for unpaid time, I reply with "It's a job: my time, your money."

Here I am on my 40th birthday celebration. Not much has changed.

Pralina1 comments on Jan 8, 2019:

I REFUSE TO LIKE THIS POST ! Ok , u are older . Thank gods and devils for that , u are alive , and lucky us we get the benefit of your company here . The word " fart " does not apply to u even as joke . Next . Grumpy . No . I don't think so . When I think of u , the words and song that comes ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 8, 2019:

Oh piffle. The older the person gets, the more gas they produce and the less control they have over it. Therefore "old fart" is a fair description. The T-shirt gives fair warning: move upwind. It might be deadly but it won't be silent. Now for the scary part: grumpy people live longer. Once they have aired their grievances, they aren't as stressed out as those who don't complain. Pretty good chance the old grumpy guy will aim their farts your way.

Here's one cute and beautiful Asian girl....

Charlene comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Mmmmmmmm

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 8, 2019:

Are you humming because you forgot the lyrics? ;-)

Here's one cute and beautiful Asian girl....

Seeker55 comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Very healthy girl....I haven't known or seen many Asian women as well endowed...lovely.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 8, 2019:

@Seeker55 On sexual politics, rule one is as long as they're consenting and are legally available (i.e. sober, of age, etc.) enjoy, enjoy, enjoy. Happy trails until we meet again.

I realized something the other day.

genessa comments on Jan 8, 2019:

i always reacted that way to god's early statement (in the hebrew bible) that he is a jealous god. if he's the only one, of whom is he jealous? g

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 8, 2019:

@genessa "Have no God before me" implies if you have sixty million Gods, you can line them all up together but this one has to be at least one foot ahead of the crowd.

[agnostic.com] I'll try this one again.... I thought it was very nice.... Ingrates.... ??

WhiskeyEight comments on Jan 7, 2019:

How about free licks?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 8, 2019:

With alternating clockwise and anti-clockwise motion licks.

Here's one cute and beautiful Asian girl....

Seeker55 comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Very healthy girl....I haven't known or seen many Asian women as well endowed...lovely.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 8, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty Rule of thumb: if they're large perky boobs that stand up and stare at you, they're boobs that have had work done.

Every year I get a bigger tent so I can move around and put more gear inside.

MissKathleen comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Mine is 10’ x 10’. I don’t have a photo.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 7, 2019:

@MissKathleen Came close one time. She had a pack animal and a husband that wanted her to take a vacation with me. She was interested in rock climbing.

Every year I get a bigger tent so I can move around and put more gear inside.

farmboy2017 comments on Jan 5, 2019:

This is my tent. But, without the cover! 10' x 20'.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 7, 2019:

@MissKathleen I've got several pages of my "Happy Campers and Other Tall Tales" dedicated to the two day vodka supply chapter. An idiotic rule in the community standards forbids me from telling you all about it. Maybe they've had broken attention spans from long replies/posts. Explaining what I want in a backpacking companion has evolved into 110 page book. Few women can or want to carry their own backpack. Therefore I settle with base camping and day trips.

Every year I get a bigger tent so I can move around and put more gear inside.

Stevil comments on Jan 5, 2019:

I have a small 2 man backpacking tent, if the two men are Billy Barty and Peter Dinkledge. A four man that I can almost stand up in, but would never think of taking on a backpacking trip, unless some other dumb ass was lugging it around on their back.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 7, 2019:

@Stevil organized campgrounds generally have "quiet times" when running a generator is forbidden. Rangers/host come around and tell them to shut it down. Overall, I'd prefer to backpack into remote locations to pitch my tent. @MissKathleen if you're looking for comfort don't get an RV. Get a five star hotel. In the long run, it'll be cheaper, easier and way more comfortable to let someone else make up the bed.

Every year I get a bigger tent so I can move around and put more gear inside.

MissKathleen comments on Jan 5, 2019:

We should have an Agnosticstock get together!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 7, 2019:

@MissKathleen I'm working on my own planning committee by establishing my own group about camping in Dixie (south east United States). I have to work on inviting people to the group and start discussions. A get together has to factor in how far people are willing to travel. I dumped my last social media because all their meetings were on the opposite side of the planet from me, New South Wales. If I got to get on a bus for the next three days one way to see you, I'm not coming. The best one can reasonably do is a REGIONAL meeting for a get together. If you want to send airfare, we can start talking.

It got up to 60f (16c) Saturday.

Jolanta comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Sounds like you had a lovely time.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 6, 2019:

I want to try their Mari Gras and Oktoberfest. In New Orleans, it is the custom of young women to bare their breasts at those who toss them Mari Gras beads. I don't know how that works in Helen but I'm decorating my neck heavily with beads to find out. I've been to plenty of Mari Gras parades along the coast of the Gulf of Mexico. I have far, far too many beads.

It got up to 60f (16c) Saturday.

ProudMary comments on Jan 6, 2019:

I went tubing in Helen several years ago (another tourist trap). Unfortunately there was a drought at the time and my fanny spent a great deal of time grounded.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 6, 2019:

Helen is part of the "golden triangle" where the corners of SC, NC and Ga meet. It's a drought prone region. Tube riders can be depended to hit boulders in the shallow water and create traffic jams. I like to dine at the Troll, a restaurant next to the stream and watch the pile up.

Every year I get a bigger tent so I can move around and put more gear inside.

MissKathleen comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Mine is 10’ x 10’. I don’t have a photo.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 6, 2019:

@MissKathleen Do you have a list of other choices? Different woman to take camping? The insignificant other doesn't want to left at home. My master plan with backpacking or camping is to dodge hotel bills. So far it's worked.

Every year I get a bigger tent so I can move around and put more gear inside.

farmboy2017 comments on Jan 5, 2019:

This is my tent. But, without the cover! 10' x 20'.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 6, 2019:

@MissKathleen During one affair, my girlfriend looked at me and said "Backpacking? Ja. I wait for you in the hotel." One gal said she would go backpacking with me as long as I brought a rug, a whisk broom, a propane stove, a teakettle, a skillet, a saucepan, bug spray, sun screen, soap, a washcloth, two air mattresses, a pair of sleeping bags, pillows, something flip flap jacks with, insulated egg carrier, milk, flour, salt pepper, steaks, a whole chicken, a big spoon, a knife, a cast iron barbeque charcoal burner, a jacket, toiletries, an ice cooler, a machete, bought her new swim suit, a saw, a table cloth, a citronella candle, matches, firewood, garbage bag, hammock, dishpan detergent, clothesline, folding stools, steel wool, a dish towel, a lantern with extra propane and mantles, aluminum foil, paper towels a pair of flashlights with extra batteries, paper plates, a radio, binoculars, cups, glasses, silverware, a camera, a bird identification book, playing cards, coffee, a coffee maker, two gallons of vodka . . . .

Every year I get a bigger tent so I can move around and put more gear inside.

SukiSue comments on Jan 5, 2019:

I don't have a picture but I have a beautiful 10 by 10 old canvas army tent. It's awesome!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 6, 2019:

@SukiSue I've started a new group &AdultTentCampingHikingDixie I'm hoping I can get more discussions on one of my favorite hobbies. You're invited to drop on by.

Every year I get a bigger tent so I can move around and put more gear inside.

Stevil comments on Jan 5, 2019:

I have a small 2 man backpacking tent, if the two men are Billy Barty and Peter Dinkledge. A four man that I can almost stand up in, but would never think of taking on a backpacking trip, unless some other dumb ass was lugging it around on their back.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 6, 2019:

@Stevil I've started a new group &AdultTentCampingHikingDixie I'm hoping I can get more discussions on one of my favorite hobbies. Please drop by. I'm always amazed by the RV campers. By the time the cost of depreciation, insurance and upkeep has been covered, it would have been cheaper to stay at a five star resort, renting the private jet to get there for the lifetime of the RV.

Every year I get a bigger tent so I can move around and put more gear inside.

MissKathleen comments on Jan 5, 2019:

We should have an Agnosticstock get together!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 6, 2019:

@MissKathleen The last time a group +500 miles away invited me, the ten hour drive one way wore me out. After their three day party, I still wonder how I survived the trip back home. It took three red bulls and a pitcher of Coke. I dumped a get together group because 95% of them were all in New South Wales, the opposite side of the planet for me.

Every year I get a bigger tent so I can move around and put more gear inside.

Lucy_Fehr comments on Jan 6, 2019:

I have the same thing because I won the big one in a contest. I can't recall how many it is supposed to sleep but it has 3 rooms lol Going camping in March and will be using it for the first time

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 6, 2019:

@Lucy_Fehr I've started a new &AdultTentCampingHikingDixie I'm hoping I can get more discussions on one of my favorite hobbies. I would give you an invite but I haven't figured out how to do that YET.

Every year I get a bigger tent so I can move around and put more gear inside.

CallMeDave comments on Jan 6, 2019:

I bought a Moss around 1990. This is the model but this isn't mine. It's not huge but it'll work anywhere. Looking for pictures on the web just now, I found out Moss was bought by MSR and the original tents are highly sought after! I better open mine up and be sure there is no mildew in it.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 6, 2019:

Pup tent will work anywhere. It's so simple one can pitch it while stumbling drunk. To me, it's only good for sleeping. If I'm base camping, I want a tent I can stand up and change clothes in. The problem with most tents is if you can stand up, you'll be standing on the airbed that takes up most the floor space, especially if you're sleeping with a second person.

I enjoy collecting Jack Chick comics.

BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Those are unintentionally hilarious. When a priceless carpet is permanently stained, its owner learns that only Jesus' blood can remove the stain of sin. Grandpa hears Sam preach to his toy "creatures" and realizes he needs Jesus, too. Show Catholics that neither their good works nor their...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 6, 2019:

Last I heard Catholics have more "books" in their bible than other Christian bibles.

Every year I get a bigger tent so I can move around and put more gear inside.

MissKathleen comments on Jan 5, 2019:

We should have an Agnosticstock get together!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 6, 2019:

Only if it's within a day's drive from me.

Every year I get a bigger tent so I can move around and put more gear inside.

Lucy_Fehr comments on Jan 6, 2019:

I have the same thing because I won the big one in a contest. I can't recall how many it is supposed to sleep but it has 3 rooms lol Going camping in March and will be using it for the first time

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 6, 2019:

Manufactures always cites the number of people is SUPPOSED sleep for a family of dwarfs. BTW, half the fun of pitching a large size tent for the first time is figuring out how do it. First time with my large tent it took 90 minutes before I realized why the walls weren't taut. Now it goes up in 15 minutes. I have a small "first up" tent that takes three minutes to pitch.

Every year I get a bigger tent so I can move around and put more gear inside.

MissKathleen comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Mine is 10’ x 10’. I don’t have a photo.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 6, 2019:

@MissKathleen I need a truck transport it all. One woman insisted on so much gear, the truck shocks sagged all the way the campgrounds.There comes a point when the word "glamping" enters the picture. The gal I camp with now wants me trade up a yurt.

Every year I get a bigger tent so I can move around and put more gear inside.

farmboy2017 comments on Jan 5, 2019:

This is my tent. But, without the cover! 10' x 20'.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 6, 2019:

@MissKathleen My tent is the same size as farm boy. It weighs about 80 pounds. The bag it comes in has wheels on it. Getting it into that bag is another story. Having said that, I used to backpack for weeks in the mountains starting off with a 120 pound backpack. During the trip, the pack got lighter.

Every year I get a bigger tent so I can move around and put more gear inside.

SukiSue comments on Jan 5, 2019:

I don't have a picture but I have a beautiful 10 by 10 old canvas army tent. It's awesome!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 6, 2019:

@SukiSue canvas takes a long time dry out after it gets wet. It gets lots of points for being durable until one factors in the mildew potential.

Every year I get a bigger tent so I can move around and put more gear inside.

Stevil comments on Jan 5, 2019:

I have a small 2 man backpacking tent, if the two men are Billy Barty and Peter Dinkledge. A four man that I can almost stand up in, but would never think of taking on a backpacking trip, unless some other dumb ass was lugging it around on their back.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 6, 2019:

I have an ultra light backpacking tent designed for extreme conditions in the mountains. It's because I used backpack with a heavier pup tent. It is supposed sleep two but those two better be wanting cuddle all night long. The big deal is I haven't found a woman who is willing carry her own backpack in the mountains. The romantically inclined women I find want hike from a base camp for day trips. That's what I'm doing with so much camping gear and extra tents: they want all the comforts of home. I would give details about that if it wasn't for the community standard rules against long winded post.

Pet ownership.

Eray comments on Apr 17, 2018:

Nope. They live and serve at my own pleasure. If I and others didn’t want their companionship they would not have been born in the first place and the population of domesticated felines and canids would plummet to near zero. Their life, in its entirety, exists only because I desire to ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 6, 2019:

I have lived with generations of cats. My conclusion is they adopt us. If they have questions, they'll head for happier hunting grounds. Current cat, Percy, refuses step out doors.

Pet ownership.

mtnhome comments on Apr 20, 2018:

NOT my dogs! I only have rescues that have already been rejected and abandoned by others and live wonderful lives with me. Rarely on a leash, never behind a fence, eat a varied mix of fruits, veggies and meats, sleep where they want, have the run of the house at all times, go almost everywhere I go ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 6, 2019:

I used watch a series called Life Without Humans. They made the reasonable claim that if humans vanished world wild, the first be eaten would be small dogs.

What you lookin' at?

TheGreatShadow comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Looking at her tummy. She is skin and bones! I'll get that poor gal a sandwitch...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 6, 2019:

She'll take you the gym so she can work off that sandwich. Models make it a religion stay slender.

NOT Batgirl! She's grown up. This is Batwoman. Great paint job!

Mokvon comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Her future is gonna end up smeared.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 6, 2019:

Agreed. She will take a shower sometime. That sounds more fun than painting her.

NOT Batgirl! She's grown up. This is Batwoman. Great paint job!

Humanistheathen comments on Jan 6, 2019:

This very much reminds me of a swinger party.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 6, 2019:

You noticed the ID bracelet?

Just for starters....[agnostic.com]

thislife comments on Jan 5, 2019:

I know, right? And then there is the god who commands or allows even worse things.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 5, 2019:

You gotta consider . . .

Every year I get a bigger tent so I can move around and put more gear inside.

MissKathleen comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Mine is 10’ x 10’. I don’t have a photo.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 5, 2019:

At 10x20x8, mine always overlaps the tent pad. Sometimes I add a cabana tend and a screen tent over the picnic table. I begin to think I've spent a fortune to live like I'm homeless. ;-)

On my way home yesterday I realized I was only 20 minutes from the Sharp Top Trailhead ...

thislife comments on Jan 2, 2019:

"WTF" ?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 5, 2019:

Wild Times in Frisco. Not that I'd mislead you, young innocent that I am. ;-)

Trump and the Old Testament - Steve Hofstetter [youtube.com]

DenoPenno comments on Jan 5, 2019:

How do I like Trump? Roasted and no mustard.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 5, 2019:

@Bobby9 Dipped in hot hooker urine and spanked by a porn star. A well paid porn star who know a non-disclosure agreement is impossible to enforce.

I thought about updating the intro photo with one from some random post here.

thislife comments on Jan 4, 2019:

I'm sure there are better ones, but any of mine would be fair game.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 5, 2019:

After two days in the woods, I'm gamey.

Who wants to go camping this weekend with me?

SleeplessInTexas comments on Jan 4, 2019:

Yeah, we'll just have cereal with coconut milk.?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 5, 2019:

I want to know how to milk a coconut. Where's the tits on those things? When I go camping breakfast is cooked on the campfire while she sleeps in. I make kabobs on wooden skewers. Master plan: after breakfast clean up is throwing the wooden skewers in the campfire. Now for something totally different:

Strawberry Shortcake, all grown up?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 4, 2019:

All the women I've been sexually intimate with tell me they hate corset belts because they are irritating to wear.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 5, 2019:

@FlippantLlama Ah, if we only knew each other for the last time I was invited to party. Your tights would have been welcomed.

Patty Cake, Patty Cake...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 4, 2019:

I'd get her a towel. Bottomless women don't need to stick to the furniture -- especially chairs with plastic seats.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 5, 2019:

@Rossy92 Minor detail: I said bottomless WOMEN, plural. How many nekid women can your lap hold. Apply for your research grant now! Who says research cant be fun?

Hottie or naughtie?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 4, 2019:

Gloves?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 5, 2019:

@MojoDave Where's the women with the baby oil and the tarp gone? Gotta use the tarp or you'll stain the sheets. Us old goats know these things.

Strawberry Shortcake, all grown up?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 4, 2019:

All the women I've been sexually intimate with tell me they hate corset belts because they are irritating to wear.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 4, 2019:

@FlippantLlama Sheers? Crotchless panties?

Someone earlier said corsets were hot...

freedom41 comments on Jan 4, 2019:

How do they breathe in those things ?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 4, 2019:

They'd tend to pant. Back in Victorian times correts were one of the most common reason women fainted. Those who wore them laced tightly would find their internal organs would move out of the way. Therefore my assumption that wearing them regularly would make them grumpy.

Anyone...?

Dragonfly_1965 comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Nobody cares that it's spotted? I want to know what the spots are.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 4, 2019:

Spotted dick an is English steamed currant pudding with vanilla custard. The spots are currants (a type of raisin). If you can keep your mind out of the gutter, eat all the spotted dick you want and nobody will think the less of you. If you can't keep your mind out of the gutter, I want to know you better.

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altschmerz comments on Jan 4, 2019:

Pelosi's right. We should wait for Mueller.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 4, 2019:

Impeachment is such a long process, the British were getting rid of the impeachment process when the constitution was being drafted. Now, like most representative democratic republics the Brits have a vote of no confidence rather than make a federal case out of it. Mueller's investigation will make it easier to make a federal case out of impeachment.

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Dragonfly_1965 comments on Jan 4, 2019:

It's never too soon to impeach that traitorous, orange baffoon.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 4, 2019:

This meme is for you. I only have 3,000 anti-trump memes.

Boo hoo, I tried, really I did.

Jolanta comments on Jan 2, 2019:

Take your time. Don't rush into any relationships, learn to love yourself, look at what went wrong and what part you had to play in that, what could you have done differently. Just chill for now.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 4, 2019:

@Jolanta You couldn't be more wrong. I'm such a lovable cuss people can't stand it. It's unauthorized happiness that pisses people off.

Hi all, who has voted in the elections this month?

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 3, 2019:

There's elections in January?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 3, 2019:

@SharonK Too bad they don't delete posts from a previous century.

I'm trying to join this group, but nothing happens when I click on "join group."

AloneInTheSouth comments on Mar 30, 2018:

You gotta click it real hard. j/k I wish I knew what to tell you. As a member, I don't see anything on my end that says anything about inviting or adding new members. I hope you get it worked out, we need to grow this group!

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 3, 2019:

Click it hard? I thought one had to lick it luridly on the tasty bits in a counter clockwise motion.

I'm trying to join this group, but nothing happens when I click on "join group."

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 3, 2019:

You have to up your newbie level to a two or greater to groups. Once you hit four, you can start making groups.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 3, 2019:

You up your newbie level by making posts on your home page. Now for something completely different:

Are we damn yankees allowed in here?

Besalbub comments on Jun 30, 2018:

Only if you know what chitlens are .

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 3, 2019:

I'm a grits snob.I look down on Jim Dandy's white steel drum ground grits. I prefer course stone ground yellow grits cooked with cheese, salt and milk. Chittlens are for those with hot sauce and IPA (Indian Pale Ale) with plans for rolling thunder farts.

Boo hoo, I tried, really I did.

Jolanta comments on Jan 2, 2019:

Take your time. Don't rush into any relationships, learn to love yourself, look at what went wrong and what part you had to play in that, what could you have done differently. Just chill for now.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 3, 2019:

@Jolanta Nobody ever claims to know EVERYTHING about relationships. Give these assembled masses a comprehensive list of all the things you know on the subject. It well help validate your implied claim you're the one who knows all things about all relationships. Perhaps you could expostulate about lunar influences on relationships with women troubled by substance abuse. My theory on lunar influences and relationships is incomplete.Round it out for me while the moon wanes. Tequila will be available. After that, explain furries (pictured below).

Can a Community college actually prosecute you just for a hug?

Pamscwf1 comments on Jan 2, 2019:

You have no right to touch, hug or in any way intimidate another individual.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 2, 2019:

If you met my ex-biz partner, you'd make an exception with a pick ax.

Can a Community college actually prosecute you just for a hug?

Paracosm comments on Jan 2, 2019:

A hug is absolutely enough for a school to enact disciplinary procedures. I wish more places would. Nobody has the right to touch, harass, or intimidate someone. You're not being terrorized by women expecting to be treated respectfully.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 2, 2019:

@Paracosm I promise never to hug YOU. Most people are comfortable with rather asexual hugs. Same story for pecks on the cheeks. I wonder how you feel about football players patting each other's butts during a game. Would you infer from that they're all part of the rainbow connection. 3:)

You know you're getting old when you see 45 and think that's too young. Lol

Freespirit64 comments on Jan 2, 2019:

Generally speaking, I've learned that the actual number doesn't really matter. It's when the age difference happens, like say, 15 and 25 (yikes) versus say, 45 and 55. It's about emotional maturity and where they are mentally in their life's journey. That said, I'm finding more and more issues with ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 2, 2019:

@Anonbene women outlive men, so it's not likely you'll find an woman that is older than you who ISN'T alive. The only problem I have with younger women is when I make cultural references that are older than them. Disclaimer: the temporary spouse is 16 years younger than me.

Can a Community college actually prosecute you just for a hug?

Paracosm comments on Jan 2, 2019:

A hug is absolutely enough for a school to enact disciplinary procedures. I wish more places would. Nobody has the right to touch, harass, or intimidate someone. You're not being terrorized by women expecting to be treated respectfully.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 2, 2019:

There is a difference between a hug and a "watch where you put those hands."

Boo hoo, I tried, really I did.

Jolanta comments on Jan 2, 2019:

Take your time. Don't rush into any relationships, learn to love yourself, look at what went wrong and what part you had to play in that, what could you have done differently. Just chill for now.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 2, 2019:

NAW. He should talk to more women until one of them wants to go out with him. Most guys who complain they can't get a relationship going don't go out of their way to introduce themselves to other women. When it all goes south, find another one anyway.

People reach out at Christmas with greetings and gifts. Did you get any annoying greetings?

maturin1919 comments on Dec 31, 2018:

You got coal in your stocking, didn't you?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 1, 2019:

Anthracite, three bags full. I always ask Santa for his list of naughty twenty year old women with a 1.5 breast to waist ratio affected with heterosexual nymphomania and a lack of discretion. Coal. I always get coal. It's the good stuff.

One of the things I've always noticed about the bible belt is they have a grudge against "book ...

VictoriaNotes comments on Dec 31, 2018:

Donald Trump --- New York City, N.Y. 'Nuff said. :D

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 1, 2019:

"Nuff said"? Darling I got 800 memes on the Donald that say more than that.

One of the things I've always noticed about the bible belt is they have a grudge against "book ...

motrubl4u comments on Dec 31, 2018:

Hmm. Let's see. Born and raised in the midwest- check Full ride scholarship offers out of hs- check 170 iq- check. Think I just blew your ignorantly generalized theory. Call that extreme peer review.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 1, 2019:

@motrubl4u I never claim to be intelligent. Other people make that claim for me and I fail to correct them. The paradox of intelligence is the cerebral are aware of how much they DON'T know and therefore won't tell you how smart they are. They have doubts. On the other hand (where I have four fingers and a thumb) the dumb shits will always tell you how smart they are. "I know words. I know the best words. . . . . I know more than the generals . . . " -- Donald Trump.

One of the things I've always noticed about the bible belt is they have a grudge against "book ...

Fernapple comments on Jan 1, 2019:

If you only read one book, bad enough. If you only have one book selectively read to you for half an hour every Sunday ? But if there is an intellectual elite in charge of the state in the US, why do they allow people to finish school without a suitable education anyway ?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 1, 2019:

@Fernapple in representative democracies the rule is the golden rule: those with the gold, rule.

One of the things I've always noticed about the bible belt is they have a grudge against "book ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on Jan 1, 2019:

When it's constant errors in spelling and grammar, it's not typos and failure to proof read. I often marvel at how often people who use ESL, use more correct English than my countrymen. The Bible Belt has the poorest preforming schools in the US. It's not a fluke that where I live, South ...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 1, 2019:

@Elganned Now for something as silly as your question. (Got have comic relief).

One of the things I've always noticed about the bible belt is they have a grudge against "book ...

WilliamFleming comments on Jan 1, 2019:

The South is a vast, diverse region which contains over a third of the US population. Studies show that religion is slightly more important in the South than in the other regions, but I don’t think that justifies the “Bible Belt” label. You can find whatever you want in the South.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 1, 2019:

When astronauts are in trouble, it's never "Boston we got a problem." Moon shots are never from New Jersey. It's like rocket science.

One of the things I've always noticed about the bible belt is they have a grudge against "book ...

Elganned comments on Jan 1, 2019:

Because "book larnin'" leads to questions, and Questioning is Bad. Also because the learning contained in books contradicts their absurdist beliefs, and therefore must be opposed as the work of Satan.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 1, 2019:

I prefer the cognitive dissonance theory. When a person's core beliefs are questioned, it hurts.

One of the things I've always noticed about the bible belt is they have a grudge against "book ...

Varn comments on Jan 1, 2019:

Some likely consider turning over their thought process to another as liberating! Is it a way of remaining in denial over life events? Interesting how they’re discouraged to read, or independently think, yet encouraged to vote. And don’t they also raise a disproportionate amount of cannon...

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 1, 2019:

I blame the school text book selection committee 3:) That because they never select anything to read that is INTERESTING or controversial. For that one needs to do outside reading. Consider Dr. Seuss. He wrote books that are endorsed by educators and first grade students alike. However, his books are NEVER on reading lists or used by schools. They are too appealing for the designated readers. FSM forbid if the school library has a copy of a novel that involves intimate sexual relationships in detail. What the school board wants is for students to be well read enough to follow basic instructions that can help them hold down a job.

One of the things I've always noticed about the bible belt is they have a grudge against "book ...

motrubl4u comments on Dec 31, 2018:

Hmm. Let's see. Born and raised in the midwest- check Full ride scholarship offers out of hs- check 170 iq- check. Think I just blew your ignorantly generalized theory. Call that extreme peer review.

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 1, 2019:

You're my peer? Says you. Nobody else. If they have to tell you how smart they are they aren't. How often does Trump tell people how smart he is?

One of the things I've always noticed about the bible belt is they have a grudge against "book ...

Fernapple comments on Jan 1, 2019:

If you only read one book, bad enough. If you only have one book selectively read to you for half an hour every Sunday ? But if there is an intellectual elite in charge of the state in the US, why do they allow people to finish school without a suitable education anyway ?

WonderWartHog99 replies on Jan 1, 2019:

Trump and his lackeys are in charge of the US government -- not the "intellectual elite." I never fully realized how firmly the US is in the grip of anti-intellectuals until political pundits started to insist Gore's ability to speak French was a bad thing.

Got kicked off of Facebook because I had said that there is no "true Christian" any more than there ...

benhmiller comments on Dec 31, 2018:

a true christian is alway right LOL

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 31, 2018:

A true Christian a mythological creature for popular mythology.

Got kicked off of Facebook because I had said that there is no "true Christian" any more than there ...

Jolanta comments on Dec 31, 2018:

Ignorance is astounding

WonderWartHog99 replies on Dec 31, 2018:

There is only two things in unlimited abundance in the universe: hydrogen and stupidity. I'm not too sure about the hydrogen.