Is my understanding of the 'marvelous' Christmas Story correct?

anglophone comments on Dec 26, 2021:

You missed the bit about God existed before He existed and He had to fuck His own mother before He existed so that He could come into existence. And He gave poor old Joseph a massive inferiority complex: after Mary had had a God-almighty fuck Joseph's performance in bed could never come anywhere near close to it.

Pastafarians Nativity? Let us pray…

anglophone comments on Dec 26, 2021:

And three meat balls came rolling in from the Yeast bearing a leaf of basil, a tomato and an avocado.

These insults are from an era “before” the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words.

anglophone comments on Dec 26, 2021:

"He has the social skills of a rabid hyena" - source unknown, which I first heard about 15 years ago.

For the love of law!

anglophone comments on Dec 25, 2021:

But, but, but ... surely the Entitled Asshole is allowed to foist his delusions on the entire American electorate?

Why Even Nice Atheists Are Offensive to the Faithful

anglophone comments on Dec 25, 2021:

I have no time for those mental defectives who treat my challenging of their ideas as personal threats.

I know I'm being pedantic, but I don't like describing myself 'godless'.

anglophone comments on Dec 24, 2021:

I would describe myself as godless when I am among certain types of people, principally religious fundamentalists. To everybody else I describe myself as an atheist. (And the fact that I once described myself as an atheist to a hospital receptionist and she became discommoded is entirely her problem, not mine.)

Emails detail Trump administration’s fight with own medical experts over COVID advice | PBS ...

anglophone comments on Dec 24, 2021:

Donald Trump's opinion of Donald Trump is that Donald Trump knows far more about everything than everybody else in the world. Donald Trump's view of Donald trump is that Donald Trump is always right. Donald Trump needs to drown in the swamp of his own devising.

E.T., Phone Hell? Creationist Ken Ham Says Jesus Can't Save Space Aliens | HuffPost

anglophone comments on Dec 23, 2021:

Ken Ham, the King of Krazy, and the Gift of Stupidity that keeps on giving.

Wheeeeee.

anglophone comments on Dec 23, 2021:

Ouch!

Let's never forget that Christmas is more than presents and decorations, it's the time of year when ...

anglophone comments on Dec 23, 2021:

Yes, and that is precisely why I do not Buy Bull. :)

North Carolina police chief placed on unpaid leave for telling officers about 'clinic' to obtain ...

anglophone comments on Dec 23, 2021:

T.J. Smith is unfit to be a member of society, much less a police officer.

Attendees Who Fell Sick After MAGA Conference Blaming Anthrax Attack Earlier this month, ...

anglophone comments on Dec 23, 2021:

It takes a dangerous idiot to confuse anthrax with Covid-19. Such people need to be sectioned from society.

Not what I'd call a sobering thought! :-)

anglophone comments on Dec 23, 2021:

There is no way on this earth that I would ever want to be anywhere near such evil controlling vile little shits. Please pass me that bottle of hooch!

Conservative Christians Can't Handle the Satanic "Baby Baphomet" Display in the IL State Capitol

anglophone comments on Dec 23, 2021:

Or ... God put religious fundamentalists on this planet for the amusement of atheists.

Conservative Christians Can't Handle the Satanic "Baby Baphomet" Display in the IL State Capitol

anglophone comments on Dec 23, 2021:

Conservative Christians are Christian supremacists almost by definition.

Don’t look at the crotch!

anglophone comments on Dec 23, 2021:

Vagina Dentata Medusa! ;)

It’s why I prefer cat people!

anglophone comments on Dec 23, 2021:

I have had cats for almost my whole life. It has pleased all of them to let me know how they wish to relate to me. All of them had different personalities. Some came at call, others came when it pleased them. One was supremely self-confident around all other cats, specially cats unknown to her (which severely unnerved all the stranger cats). Some accepted being purred at as social contact, others preferred being physically stroked. One likes to sit on my shoulders when it is cold. Another liked to sleep between the bed sheets at night.

Are some of us destined to be dumb and is there anything we can do about it? [abc.net.au]

anglophone comments on Dec 22, 2021:

There is a difference between not being highly intelligent and refusing to use whatever intelligence you happen to have, howsoever limited, to your own benefit and to the benefit of those who are around you. It is those who simply refuse to engage in critical thinking of any sort that annoy the crap out of me.

ER doctor quits because Q nuts push him over the edge.

anglophone comments on Dec 22, 2021:

All such willfully ignorant vicious thugs deserve to have their faces smashed in.

Dallas QAnon Cultists Are Drinking Toxic Chemicals from A Communal Bowl, Family Says ...

anglophone comments on Dec 22, 2021:

I foresee more Darwin awards.

December, 23rd, here, 2 days until Beatus Sol Invictus Die ( Latin meaning in English, Happy Sol ...

anglophone comments on Dec 22, 2021:

And the giver of heatstroke and sunburn and desertification and Carrington events and skin cancers and changes in sea level and neutrinos. ;)

The first Pavolva I have made in over 20+ years,as you can guess Strawberries are in season, I love ...

anglophone comments on Dec 22, 2021:

Yum!

Borax baths as a Covid-19 vaccine detox are a dangerous side effect of misinformation

anglophone comments on Dec 22, 2021:

Why believe the experts when you can accept the outrageous claims of the dangerously misinformed?

And those are usually the best parts of the whole thing too!

anglophone comments on Dec 22, 2021:

Forcing any Christian to use his or her own brain amounts to cruel and unusual punishment.

QAnon cultists are now drinking bleach compound from communal bowl QAnon cultists gathered in ...

anglophone comments on Dec 22, 2021:

Darwin wins again.

[independent.co.uk] Qanon cult. Anyone for a bleach cocktail ?

anglophone comments on Dec 22, 2021:

I would have thought a liter of 4% bleach each twice daily would have been de rigeur among that bunch of dangerous raving lunatics.

Revised edition now available.

anglophone comments on Dec 22, 2021:

Who needs a revised edition of something that should have been properly titled "Nonsense Written by an Imbecile for the Benefit of Idiots."?

Would you date a celebrity?

anglophone comments on Dec 21, 2021:

There are some celebrities I would away from very fast regardless, Oprah Winfrey for one. Other celebrities I would judge on their merits.

Hi everyone I’m very new to having a discourse with anyone that actually shares my non-beliefs and...

anglophone comments on Dec 21, 2021:

"Welcome to the asylum, I hope you enjoy your stay." (I stole that line from @KKGator). More seriously, this place has a reputation for critically analysing all existence claims of deities, principally the Abrahamic god. At a personal level, I poke fun at every god mobster who claims that I have beliefs, which claims I find to be particularly ironic given that my world view is entirely based on falsifiable evidence which itself voids any need for belief.

Hiemal adjective of or relating to winter; wintry.

anglophone comments on Dec 21, 2021:

That's a new on for me.

In case anybody gives a shit, today is the final 21st day of the 21st year in the 21st century.

anglophone comments on Dec 21, 2021:

I'll have a dozen of those days, please.

'Sex Cult Nun' author Faith Jones broke free from the Children of God : NPR

anglophone comments on Dec 21, 2021:

The world needs more women like her.

Anti-vaxxers protest Cheesecake Factory. 6 Arrested. [businessinsider.com]

anglophone comments on Dec 21, 2021:

Such anti-vaxxers are the scum of the earth. They need to be all put into a permanently locked room with a Covid-19 sufferer.

Not sure if this belongs here.

anglophone comments on Dec 21, 2021:

Ignorance is bliss? No, ignorance can be lethal. I am quite happy for those willfully ignorant fuckwits to kill themselves by reason of their own willful ignorance.

Religious groups ask Supreme Court for emergency stay on vaccine rule for U.S. companies - Axios

anglophone comments on Dec 20, 2021:

But how else can those religious groups do Lucifer's work?

Wow.

anglophone comments on Dec 20, 2021:

WTF? Whenever I see my doctor I always have my shopping list of drugs. I am always happy to discuss with him changes to that list as required, but I always have at the front of my mind what my conditions are and what needs to be done to manage them. Helicobacter pylori is a pain in the stomach and causes me anemia. The treatment with two antibiotics may have incidentally cleared up my microscopic colitis - I will discuss this with him when I next see him.

Kayleigh McEnany's message of faith to young female conservatives: Ask God to ‘lead your path’ |...

anglophone comments on Dec 20, 2021:

Ah yes, the God of the Buy Bull. That genocidal maniac with catastrophic anger management issues. Yes, that figures.

Lock him up!

anglophone comments on Dec 20, 2021:

It's not going to happen for as long as there are Rethuglicans in Congress and there are retards in the SCOTUS.

'World Council for Health Calls for an Immediate Stop to the Covid-19 Experimental “Vaccines”'...

anglophone comments on Dec 20, 2021:

Extremist organisations such as that are banding together worldwide with a view to imposing their own hegemonous anarchy on everybody.

Sarah Palin Suggests She’d Rather Die Than Get the COVID Vaccine During an appearance at the ...

anglophone comments on Dec 20, 2021:

Sarah Palin is a certifiable idiot. Anybody that believes what she says is also a certifiable idiot. Charles Darwin had a thing or two to say about "survival of those species best adapted to their surroundings". Mankind is slowly splitting into Homo sapiens and Homo irrationalis, and the sooner the later species goes extinct the better.

Vaccine Opponent Robert Kennedy Jr.

anglophone comments on Dec 20, 2021:

Robert Kennedy Jr is doing his best to increase America's Gross National Stupidity.

Idiot.

anglophone comments on Dec 20, 2021:

Donald Trump is a shitstain on American society. The sooner he excuses himself from the world the better for everybody. He should seriously consider becoming a Trappist monk.

What do yall think about the marxist cult?

anglophone comments on Dec 19, 2021:

No worse than the GOP cult, the QAnon cult, the Anti-vaxx cult, and the Cult of National Stupidity that currently reigns in the United $tates of Absurdity.

Florida man arrested and charged with graphic threats directed at two congresswomen

anglophone comments on Dec 19, 2021:

He is a dangerous lunatic. Permanent home confinement is justified in his case.

Hey, did this e-mail message pop up on anyone else's page?

anglophone comments on Dec 19, 2021:

Might the good Yeshua ibn Yusef be interested in a djinn bottle? Or would that be haram?

A majority of Americans are critical of religious exemptions to Covid vaccines, a survey finds.

anglophone comments on Dec 19, 2021:

So about one in 10 Americans admit to being batshit crazy. Yes, that figures.

What do you think of when you think of the word integrity?

anglophone comments on Dec 19, 2021:

The polar opposite of Donald John Trump.

I have NEVER said "Happy Holidays", I've ALWAYS said "Merry Christmas", but not anymore, I swear ...

anglophone comments on Dec 19, 2021:

"And a very merry Saturnalia to you too!" (And you are entirely responsible for your own hangovers. ;) )

Washington state Sen. Doug Ericksen dies after COVID battle

anglophone comments on Dec 19, 2021:

And another culpable idiot bites the dust.

Tucker Carlson, Citing False Graph, Claims Women Outnumber Men at Work

anglophone comments on Dec 18, 2021:

Tucker Carlson is claiming that his telling of lies is covered by freedom of speech. He is very badly mistaken.

Christian wedding photographer who refused service to gay couples loses case

anglophone comments on Dec 18, 2021:

Emilee Carpenter is an arrogant ignoramus.

Apparently I missed that someone is selling "Anti 5G necklaces.

anglophone comments on Dec 18, 2021:

That is yet another example of suicidal stupidity.

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell Says He Spent $25 Million on Voter-Fraud Claims

anglophone comments on Dec 17, 2021:

What is worse than a dangerous idiot? It is a stinking rich dangerous idiot.

This sort of crap was absolutely horrifying to me as a child.

anglophone comments on Dec 17, 2021:

We teach children with stories of mayhem, torture and murder, and we then wonder why we have so many psychopaths in our midst? God Mobsters have a lot to answer for.

"You better not have hair anywhere else on your body."

anglophone comments on Dec 16, 2021:

I admire your skills and ability to unearth such raging fruitcakes.

Running down non-believers for Jesus🤣

anglophone comments on Dec 16, 2021:

There is no cure for stupidity.

A few Athiest Memes…

anglophone comments on Dec 16, 2021:

Asking any Mor(m)on to think amounts to cruel and unusual punishment.

Just another WTF day at Faux Gnus.

anglophone comments on Dec 16, 2021:

So Faux News is trying to kill off its followers. I suppose that is one way to rid the United $tates of Absurdity of its idiots.

What caused you to leave Christianity?

anglophone comments on Dec 16, 2021:

I left Christianity when I realised that I had been told nothing but lies by self-seeking ignorant assholes. I feel for your young daughter and I hope she recovers. I had her experience when I was nine years old.

Another Marital Problem caused by Religion that has recently been diagnosed.....LOL.

anglophone comments on Dec 16, 2021:

And as for those men in skirts standing in pulpits ..

Man whose wife won legal ruling dies one week after receiving ivermectin | TheHill

anglophone comments on Dec 15, 2021:

Suicide by lethal stupidity is one thing. Suicide by proxy by lethal stupidity is quite another thing. Darla is a dangerous raving lunatic.

Interesting article, I've certainly wondered myself, an age of unreason is upon us.

anglophone comments on Dec 15, 2021:

I see societies becoming increasingly fractured between those who are willing and able to assess data and situations rationally, and those who merely react out of ignorance and fear. That phenomenon is not just restricted to the USA, as it is happening in other parts of the world, including specifically Australia and Western Europe.

Pastor who approved of marital rape removed from Seventh-day Adventist Church Burnett Robinson will...

anglophone comments on Dec 15, 2021:

I wonder how Burnett Robinson would feel if he was repeatedly subject to marital buggery and marital torture.

Judge wants ‘forgiveness and understanding’ after she’s caught on video calling suspect N-word

anglophone comments on Dec 15, 2021:

Fuck her!

“Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ...

anglophone comments on Dec 15, 2021:

Hmm. That might explain why I have such a monumental amount of self-hatred.

3 residents of The Villages arrested after casting multiple votes in 2020 election - Orlando ...

anglophone comments on Dec 15, 2021:

Dumbfucks will be dumbfucks regardless of the consequences. It is an inevitable consequence of being catastrophically mentally defective.

A new addition for my bathroom is ordered and on its way.

anglophone comments on Dec 15, 2021:

Is there one available with Jesus' arms outstretched to hold the roller?

Three Republican Residents of The Villages Arrested for Casting Multiple 2020 Votes

anglophone comments on Dec 15, 2021:

Three geriatric mental defectives, just as mentally defective as the rest of the Repugnicant Party.

The irony of you fellas criticism of God being made up by man, but can't see that government is made...

anglophone comments on Dec 14, 2021:

LOL!

Using enlightened ironically…

anglophone comments on Dec 12, 2021:

Belief is for fools. Evidence is for people of sound mind.

If there's one thing this platform needs, it's more badly thought out, bad-faith arguments from ...

anglophone comments on Dec 12, 2021:

The half life of Christian apologists on this platform is about 24 hours. They seem to dislike having their public foolishness pointed out to them

Does Objective Evidence for God Exist?

anglophone comments on Dec 12, 2021:

Which god?

A lot of people believe religion is a big form control mechanism, I wonder if they are wrong to ...

anglophone comments on Dec 12, 2021:

I refer you to the evidence provided by everybody below this comment.

Trump Accuses Netanyahu Of Disloyalty: "Fuck Him" - Axios

anglophone comments on Dec 11, 2021:

"Fuck Trump"

How true is it that religion has done more harm than good in the world ?

anglophone comments on Dec 11, 2021:

Religion does no more harm than the equations of quantum mechanics. People who claim to be religious do both good things and harmful things in the name of their religion. It is helpful to think analytically about such matters.

Already Kentucky's governor Beshear is denying that climate change has anything to do with the ...

anglophone comments on Dec 11, 2021:

He is a certifiable idiot.

And a little Covid humour to lighten up the day.

anglophone comments on Dec 11, 2021:

Bugger that! ;)

The war that only exists in their minds to begin with.

anglophone comments on Dec 11, 2021:

Meanwhile, the war on Beltane has largely been forgotten.

ROTFLMGDAO!!! Fucking idiot!!! DeSantis vows to fight climate change without doing any ...

anglophone comments on Dec 10, 2021:

The man either cannot use his brain or refuses to use his brain. Either way, he is unfit to be in public life.

He's lost his legs to stand on.. [bloomberg.com]

anglophone comments on Dec 10, 2021:

The sooner he drowns in the swamp of his own devising the better.

Christian Mom: Sephora Promotes “Perversion” By Showing Gay Men in Makeup Ad | Hemant Mehta | ...

anglophone comments on Dec 10, 2021:

The poor perverse peevish prude. Please excuse me while I puke all over her. On second thoughts, perhaps she wants one millions fucks all for herself, and I will not give her even one fuck.

Catholic diocese says gay and trans people can't be baptized or receive communion They must refrain...

anglophone comments on Dec 9, 2021:

Yet more shit from the shitstains that besmirch America.

For real though.

anglophone comments on Dec 9, 2021:

Try saying that to the Followers!

1 in 10 Americans say the COVID vaccine conflicts with their religious beliefs : NPR

anglophone comments on Dec 9, 2021:

Each one of those 1 in 10 Americans is certifiably insane.

Ron Johnson says gargling mouthwash kills covid in town hall, drawing medical skepticism - The ...

anglophone comments on Dec 9, 2021:

Ron Johnson is a prize idiot. He is also a dangerous idiot.

GOP Sen.

anglophone comments on Dec 9, 2021:

What bunch of crazy idiots elected that crazy idiot into Congress?

Quite a few!

anglophone comments on Dec 8, 2021:

I use about half of them over the course of a year. Like @Charlene, I have heard all of them.

Iowa: Criminalizing Books and Arresting Teachers and Librarians

anglophone comments on Dec 8, 2021:

Hitler reincarnate.

For more than a year now, with tacit and explicit support from their party’s national leaders, ...

anglophone comments on Dec 8, 2021:

Which is exactly why Rethuglicans are so called.

Former Christians Share Why They Left The Religion

anglophone comments on Dec 8, 2021:

As @GrooshStar says, religion sucks.

The Ring of Fire - Louie Gohmert Admits Republican Base Is Bigoted And Driven By Hate ...

anglophone comments on Dec 7, 2021:

I am not in the least bit surprised. The rest of us have known that for decades.

Evangelical anti-vaxx 'rebel' reveals father ended up in ER after whole family contracts COVID-19

anglophone comments on Dec 7, 2021:

I have no time for raving lunatics.

Why would a guy follow my posts and then block me? Makes no sense.

anglophone comments on Dec 7, 2021:

Every population has its fair share of mental defectives.

Let’s face it. It didn’t happen.

anglophone comments on Dec 7, 2021:

Ah, but the extreme nutcases will claim that the cosmic microwave background radiation is a picture of their god.

“Your destiny is not determined by an outside force, it’s determined by YOU, and you ...

anglophone comments on Dec 7, 2021:

Hmm. Not if you live in North Korea.

working out - has anyone read any credible looking links as to whether it's genuinely lower risk to ...

anglophone comments on Dec 7, 2021:

Check the real world data. See @itsmedammit's links.

There's no need to disprove what's never been proven.

anglophone comments on Dec 7, 2021:

Ah, the good old logical fallacy of shifting the burden of proof. :)

The holiday season is upon us and all those Xmas Xstians will be feeling holy for a few weeks or at ...

anglophone comments on Dec 6, 2021:

25 fallacies, and they are all FREE!

COVID Breakthrough: New Potent Antiviral Against SARS-CoV-2, RSV and Other Respiratory RNA Viruses...

anglophone comments on Dec 6, 2021:

Great news! :)

I guess they don’t need these anymore because they go Faux, et al.

anglophone comments on Dec 6, 2021:

"Your went fully Faux, didn't you? Never go fully Faux."