Conservatives Now Demanding ‘Inappropriate’ Books Be Burned Not only are conservative ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 12, 2021:

I think any counter protesters at a fire burning should bring bibles, and light those bitches up.

anglophone replies on Nov 12, 2021:

@LenHazell53 I make no apology for exercising the same "morality" towards those idiots as those idiots first exercised towards me. As @Beowulfsfriend suggests, they would be incapable of seeing the irony in that.

Conservatives Now Demanding ‘Inappropriate’ Books Be Burned Not only are conservative ...

Charlene comments on Nov 12, 2021:

Yup,cause Stupid good, Smart bad..

anglophone replies on Nov 12, 2021:

Yes, that is another example of militant ignorance and militant stupidity.

Conservatives Now Demanding ‘Inappropriate’ Books Be Burned Not only are conservative ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 12, 2021:

I think any counter protesters at a fire burning should bring bibles, and light those bitches up.

anglophone replies on Nov 12, 2021:

How about a pyre of all Rethuglican assholes in this world?

Ever wonder where Trumptards will lead us if given a free hand to destroy democracy and install a ...

Fernapple comments on Nov 12, 2021:

The Mexican border, one way gates.

anglophone replies on Nov 12, 2021:

I would prefer they were transported to the middle of the Sargasso Sea without any lifebelts.

[youtube.] Why can't we here in the USA have nice things?

anglophone comments on Nov 11, 2021:

As @dalefvictor suggests, it's more important to the rich and powerful that they widen the wealth gap than it is to them for you to have a good life.

anglophone replies on Nov 12, 2021:

@PondartIncbendog I hear that Catholic children taste better than Protestant children.

[youtube.] Why can't we here in the USA have nice things?

anglophone comments on Nov 11, 2021:

As @dalefvictor suggests, it's more important to the rich and powerful that they widen the wealth gap than it is to them for you to have a good life.

anglophone replies on Nov 12, 2021:

@PondartIncbendog What, do they disagree with you? ;)

Made me chuckle

p-nullifidian comments on Nov 12, 2021:

If God spoke in the vacuum of space, but there was no one around to hear him, did he make a sound? 😉

anglophone replies on Nov 12, 2021:

God, being god, both can and cannot do the impossible, you see (said the blind man).

[youtube.] Why can't we here in the USA have nice things?

anglophone comments on Nov 11, 2021:

As @dalefvictor suggests, it's more important to the rich and powerful that they widen the wealth gap than it is to them for you to have a good life.

anglophone replies on Nov 12, 2021:

@PondartIncbendog Have a jelly baby - it might help you to feel better. :)

Marjorie Taylor Greene Recounts Emotional Visit With Jailed Jan 6th ‘Political Prisoners’ ...

Redneckliberal comments on Nov 11, 2021:

THE LIGHTS ARE ON BUT NO ONE'S HOME......

anglophone replies on Nov 11, 2021:

I have no time for either that woman or her lies.

Ever wonder where Trumptards will lead us if given a free hand to destroy democracy and install a ...

LovinLarge comments on Nov 11, 2021:

Conservative men are so transparent. Like we don't know that those who object the loudest are doing it the most!

anglophone replies on Nov 11, 2021:

@PondartIncbendog And my favourite attire is my birthday suit!

Ever wonder where Trumptards will lead us if given a free hand to destroy democracy and install a ...

LovinLarge comments on Nov 11, 2021:

Conservative men are so transparent. Like we don't know that those who object the loudest are doing it the most!

anglophone replies on Nov 11, 2021:

"Sex for me, but not sex for you!"

“Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.

anglophone comments on Nov 11, 2021:

I do not argue with fools. I merely trash them with their own stupidity.

anglophone replies on Nov 11, 2021:

@altschmerz I make no secret of my contempt for those who refuse to use such brains as they have.

Fox News Host Says School Mask Requirements Make Her Want to Explode Fox & Friends Weekend hosts ...

Redheadedgammy comments on Nov 8, 2021:

The so called adults have lost their freaking minds!

anglophone replies on Nov 10, 2021:

Did they ever have any minds in the first place?

Fox News Host Says School Mask Requirements Make Her Want to Explode Fox & Friends Weekend hosts ...

dalefvictor comments on Nov 10, 2021:

Perhaps someone should send her some dynamite, that would help her explode.

anglophone replies on Nov 10, 2021:

Per oris or per rectum?

In a world where there seems to be a crazy theory about practically everything, how many of the more...

anglophone comments on Nov 10, 2021:

All conspiracy theories belong at the bottom of Donald Trump's swamp.

anglophone replies on Nov 10, 2021:

@Tejas Ah, the difference between a conspiracy and a conspiracy theory. :)

There is a difference I think between atheism/agnosticism/non-belief, on the one hand, and ...

altschmerz comments on Nov 10, 2021:

I don't mind tolerating any religion that likewise tolerates *me*. But many theists don't tolerate people like us!

anglophone replies on Nov 10, 2021:

See also Afghanistan.

There is a difference I think between atheism/agnosticism/non-belief, on the one hand, and ...

Triphid comments on Nov 10, 2021:

Since the R, C.C. rose to its dominance it has exerted ALL the pressures and powers it has at hand to repress and suppress advances in the Sciences, etc, etc, UNTIL it hit the stumbling block of the era of King Henry VIII and the Great Dissolution of Catholicism in England. There its foundations ...

anglophone replies on Nov 10, 2021:

Hear! Hear!

“Prophet” Donna Rigney: A Future President “Will Be Even Greater Than Trump Was” | Beth ...

racocn8 comments on Nov 10, 2021:

The greatness of Trump being what?

anglophone replies on Nov 10, 2021:

Filling the swamp. Dragging America down to being a third world country. Lies, deceit, fraud and insurrection. "Grab him by the balls!"

There is a difference I think between atheism/agnosticism/non-belief, on the one hand, and ...

David1955 comments on Nov 10, 2021:

This is all a bit confused. One can loathe religion, like me, but still tolerate religious people, the religious to use your term. If you think that there are positives to religion then fine, but many of us don't. This is a recurring theme of yours; you disapprove of those of us who reject ...

anglophone replies on Nov 10, 2021:

@Triphid You, my friend, have much more experience in that field than I do. I am delighted with your work.

There is a difference I think between atheism/agnosticism/non-belief, on the one hand, and ...

hankster comments on Nov 10, 2021:

its not a religion problem, its a religious problem. my opinion.

anglophone replies on Nov 10, 2021:

I would go further (and you are entitled to say that I am being pedantic): I see religious zealots as being a problem.

“There is a growing consensus among social scientists that the capacity for religion is carried in...

anglophone comments on Nov 10, 2021:

I find the assumptions used in the study to be ridiculous.

anglophone replies on Nov 10, 2021:

@skado I have no position as regards the papers that you mention. Substance relies the semantics of language. If a semantic analysis produces nothing but nonsense then the substance of the paper must be regarded as being equally nonsense. I make no comment about people cherry picking their science. I will observe that I find science produces models of the natural world that I find to be far more useful to me than the models produced by religion. I make no comment about scientists being wrong.

There is a difference I think between atheism/agnosticism/non-belief, on the one hand, and ...

hankster comments on Nov 10, 2021:

perhaps the haters are sick and tired of the religious judging and creating conditions which enhance negative portrayals of the non-religious, correct or not. who hates first?

anglophone replies on Nov 10, 2021:

I cheerfully condemn every damned arrogant fool who tries to ram his particular god or gods down my throat.

There is a difference I think between atheism/agnosticism/non-belief, on the one hand, and ...

David1955 comments on Nov 10, 2021:

This is all a bit confused. One can loathe religion, like me, but still tolerate religious people, the religious to use your term. If you think that there are positives to religion then fine, but many of us don't. This is a recurring theme of yours; you disapprove of those of us who reject ...

anglophone replies on Nov 10, 2021:

I see nothing but harmless (at best) or severely disruptive (at worst) consequences of religious belief. I have no time for anybody who ascribes humanitarian actions to religious belief.

“There is a growing consensus among social scientists that the capacity for religion is carried in...

anglophone comments on Nov 10, 2021:

I find the assumptions used in the study to be ridiculous.

anglophone replies on Nov 10, 2021:

@skado Information exists. To think of information as being true or false bring into consideration the nature truth. It is observable that different people have different and mutually incompatible truths. The notion of "true information" in the context of this paper is a nonsense.

Aw, what a crying shame, NOT, Just had Evangelidiot ring me to ASK, more like expect, me to watch ...

Lilac-JadeCanada comments on Nov 10, 2021:

Such a ''delightful'' lot there.

anglophone replies on Nov 10, 2021:

I love your avatar. :)

“There is a growing consensus among social scientists that the capacity for religion is carried in...

anglophone comments on Nov 10, 2021:

I find the assumptions used in the study to be ridiculous.

anglophone replies on Nov 10, 2021:

@skado By way of example, the assumption that the simulation has anything in common with observable phenomena. Also, from the article "Perhaps their gods are truly at work" is another such assumption, begging as it does the question of which gods. Even worse from the article " It examines the conditions necessary for the communication of unreal information to have evolved along side the communication of real information" makes the assumption that there are such things as real and unreal information. I find even the abstract to hold as much water as a colander.

What's Going On? [youtu.be]

Moravian comments on Nov 10, 2021:

I don't know why you put this on the COVID19 group. In your fevered imagination is the covid vaccination responsible for heart failure in fit athletic men ? The third one on the video is of Christian Eriksen a Danish footballer who collapsed during a European championship match last year. He was ...

anglophone replies on Nov 10, 2021:

I have no time for the Chief Idiot on this site.

This is awesome.. [space.com]

phxbillcee comments on Nov 9, 2021:

Heavy, & very attractive...

anglophone replies on Nov 9, 2021:

And most exceedingly black!

A vile little shit that needs to be drowned: [bbc.com]

Fernapple comments on Nov 9, 2021:

Admittedly, it does seem stupid that the navy should require its steel tested at -100 degrees, exactly what unfrozen sea was it planning to sail its subs in at that temp.

anglophone replies on Nov 9, 2021:

I do not know enough about the behaviour of steel under the conditions of the pressure of water at the maximum operating depth of those submarines to comment. All I can conjecture is that -100 degrees at zero pressure differential has been mapped to 26 degrees at maximum dive. Elaine Marie Thomas is in my opinion an arrogant know-it-all little bitch.

Am not going in there

AnonySchmoose comments on Nov 8, 2021:

Want to know: What did nudity and penguins do in there?

anglophone replies on Nov 8, 2021:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Yes, I deliberately phrased it that way. The reality is rather more mundane: I raise my own poultry to cook and eat.

Am not going in there

AnonySchmoose comments on Nov 8, 2021:

Want to know: What did nudity and penguins do in there?

anglophone replies on Nov 8, 2021:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Fuck a bird. Pluck a bird. Some birds have bigger orifices than other birds. I can get my whole fist into a duck's cavity.

Am not going in there

AnonySchmoose comments on Nov 8, 2021:

Want to know: What did nudity and penguins do in there?

anglophone replies on Nov 8, 2021:

Have you ever seen a naked turkey? ;)

Please send roasted and salted Cashews, NOT peanuts please.

xenoview comments on Nov 7, 2021:

Just last month twitter banned me for 3 days for spamming.

anglophone replies on Nov 8, 2021:

@Triphid Thank you. I will now take a bow in acknowledgement of your praise. :)

Please send roasted and salted Cashews, NOT peanuts please.

David1955 comments on Nov 8, 2021:

Reading this thread, I'm so glad I don't do social media, well apart from this one. Does commenting on Youtube count as social media? I do enjoy pointing out people's factual errors on Youtube on subjects I know about. Many people are so abusively grateful when I do. The Trump era attitude that ...

anglophone replies on Nov 8, 2021:

I find that resorting to insults is the final refuge of people who are aggressive and also mentally incompetent.

I'm within 779 points of becoming a nine.

Aaron70 comments on Nov 7, 2021:

Damn girl, you up to like 285,000 points now.....🤗

anglophone replies on Nov 7, 2021:

@Buck Um, how do I do that?

Please send roasted and salted Cashews, NOT peanuts please.

xenoview comments on Nov 7, 2021:

Just last month twitter banned me for 3 days for spamming.

anglophone replies on Nov 7, 2021:

Twitter gave me a permanent ban for poking fun at god mobsters.

I'm within 779 points of becoming a nine.

Aaron70 comments on Nov 7, 2021:

Damn girl, you up to like 285,000 points now.....🤗

anglophone replies on Nov 7, 2021:

@Buck Whom should I screw?

Gasp! Seriously?

Pralina1 comments on Nov 7, 2021:

Man , where are these people ? Y I don get one of these to demand submission from me ??😂😂😂😂 I am laughing . Pls . Come and ask me to submit to a man , just bcz he is a man , and bcz of Jesus . Show time !!!!😂😂😂😂😂

anglophone replies on Nov 7, 2021:

@Sticks48 I didn't know @Pralina1 was an exhibitionist.

I'm within 779 points of becoming a nine.

Aaron70 comments on Nov 7, 2021:

Damn girl, you up to like 285,000 points now.....🤗

anglophone replies on Nov 7, 2021:

Jealousy and envy will get you absolutely nowhere ... ;)

My favorite Dick Pic.

Barnie2years comments on Nov 7, 2021:

Who ever thought he would turn out to be one of the lesser offensive recent Republican presidents.

anglophone replies on Nov 7, 2021:

Well, I feel the need to give Trumpty Dumpty credit for being by far the worst president in US history. He is a unique combination of arrogance, misogyny, stupidity, dishonesty, bullying and being a crook.

Oh poor little Blonde and White snowflake..😂😂😂 [rawstory.com]

Ryo1 comments on Nov 7, 2021:

Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't realise that you are the victim. I thought you were the one who started all the drama. My bad! Is there anything I can do to make you feel better?

anglophone replies on Nov 7, 2021:

No, I would not touch her vagina with a barge pole if I were you.

My favorite Dick Pic.

HippieChick58 comments on Nov 7, 2021:

Tricky, very tricky!

anglophone replies on Nov 7, 2021:

... said the crook. ;)

Gasp! Seriously?

Willow_Wisp comments on Nov 7, 2021:

Just FUCK Christianity!

anglophone replies on Nov 7, 2021:

And bugger all the men that want to treat women like that.

Well what are you staring at? Get busy.

LucyLoohoo comments on Nov 7, 2021:

And that would be fun because ??????

anglophone replies on Nov 7, 2021:

Because because because, that's why! ;)

California School District Disciplines Teacher For Telling Students Trump Is Still President | ...

Barnie2years comments on Nov 6, 2021:

Disciplined! He should never be allowed anywhere near a classroom again for life. He wants to be a comedian, let him hit the clubs.

anglophone replies on Nov 6, 2021:

I would like to know who allowed that mentally incompetent wretch into the classroom in the first place.

It’s funny cuz it’s true..

DenoPenno comments on Nov 6, 2021:

This is a real risk because those people do not give a damn about your god. You have no rewards for trying to convince them.

anglophone replies on Nov 6, 2021:

He was a victim of his own wilful ignorance.

Anti-vaxxers have resorted to chemical warfare on those charged with keeping everybody else safe: ...

DenoPenno comments on Nov 6, 2021:

You have a right to protest. You do not have a right to contaminate.

anglophone replies on Nov 6, 2021:

Agreed.

Is militant ignorance the scourge of this time?

Druvius comments on Nov 6, 2021:

Depends on what you mean by "militant ignorance." If you mean weaponized motivated reasoning and false arguments, yes.

anglophone replies on Nov 6, 2021:

@JeffMurray That, and the refusal to accept facts that have unpleasant significance, such as the minuscule risk associated with having a Covid-19 innoculation resulting in people taking decisions with potentially lethal consequences for themselves (about which I do not care) and for other people (which makes me very angry).

Is militant ignorance the scourge of this time?

FrayedBear comments on Nov 6, 2021:

Ignorance - no. Arrogance - yes?

anglophone replies on Nov 6, 2021:

Hmm. May I suggest both?

I am signed up a for a a couple of Meetups, and, as usual, 80 to 90 % of the attendees will be ...

Deb57 comments on Nov 6, 2021:

Seriously, with that kind of ratio, any man who can't find interested women these days has to be radiating toxicity like a lighthouse.

anglophone replies on Nov 6, 2021:

Funny you should say that. My psychologist recently asked me about how I would cope if my wife was dead and I was required to have company for one night after a serious operation in hospital. I am very lucky - there are two women locally in whose bed I could sleep, sex optional.

Question? How does “what you think/believe” shape your outlook on your life?

KKGator comments on Nov 5, 2021:

I'm fine with no gods, religion, or afterlife. I determine my own purpose on a daily basis. I was once involved with a man who told me that he believes in his god and an afterlife, because he just can't accept that this life is the only one we get. He said he can't handle there not being ...

anglophone replies on Nov 5, 2021:

"Ma'am, I like your style."

Christian Mommy: Our Obesity Problem Could Be Solved if Women Stopped Working | Beth Stoneburner | ...

Barnie2years comments on Nov 5, 2021:

Because there certainly isn’t any obese Christian stay at home moms. Or their children that they are stuffing food in all day.

anglophone replies on Nov 5, 2021:

I very much doubt Lori Alexander's ability to understand sarcasm.

[msn.com] And not a horse dewormer in sight

Castlepaloma comments on Nov 4, 2021:

This can really harm those poorboys from their world record profits for those really wealthy Big Pharma 😄

anglophone replies on Nov 5, 2021:

@Moravian I have no time for this site's Chief Idiot.

Top US Catholic bishop calls social justice movements ‘pseudo-religion’ [religionnews.com]

racocn8 comments on Nov 5, 2021:

Stupid. Bad arguments. Hypocritical. Silly, but also racist. UnChristian. Undocumented: straight argument by assertion. He's applying the label of religion as an epithet, while wearing pompous robes. Then admits his frustration is that people are leaving his precious church (growing up).

anglophone replies on Nov 5, 2021:

It's far too late for him to grow up.

Newsflash! Jesus has resurrected a second time! I know this because yesterday, I saw a huge ...

MyTVC15 comments on Nov 2, 2021:

I wonder how many gold pieces he charges for such a performance.

anglophone replies on Nov 4, 2021:

He doesn't charge gold. His going rate is 30 pieces of silver per performance.

NC Lt.

phoenixone1 comments on Nov 4, 2021:

Stupid ass...blame the nonchristians...

anglophone replies on Nov 4, 2021:

Would it amount to cruel and unusual punishment to force him to use his brain?

Judge in the Kyle Rittenhouse murder trial used biblical "history" to explain the hearsay rule to ...

LovinLarge comments on Nov 3, 2021:

He should recuse himself. This was entirely unnecessary and indicates bias.

anglophone replies on Nov 3, 2021:

I see it as being worse than that. My comment above refers.

During her regularly schedule visit to her Gynecologist, a woman mentions that she keeps finding ...

Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 1, 2021:

Seriously? What woman would stick a banana in her hoohaw when vibrators are cheap, easy to get and don’t attract fruit flies?

anglophone replies on Nov 1, 2021:

Ah, but bananas and cucumbers go soggy and rotten in the way that vibrators cannot.

There MUST be something done about these Vegetarians and Vegans tearing innocent families apart like...

JackPedigo comments on Oct 31, 2021:

Much better to go to a ‘less’ sentient food like a cow.

anglophone replies on Nov 1, 2021:

@Triphid I am partial to eating babies.

Lots of people are kind to others and are great at giving advice, but are really hard on themselves.

anglophone comments on Oct 25, 2021:

Yes, and it is only after 68 years that I am learning to be not quite so hard on myself. Mind you, I now see myself as turning into an irascible old git. (My wife strongly disagrees with this latter view of myself, though.)

anglophone replies on Nov 1, 2021:

@AlasBabylon Understood. I am lucky; I have found what drove my clinical depression. It is a collision between my upbringing and my wife's behaviour. Once I understood that, my clinical depression ceased; it was no longer the case in my mind that everything that went wrong was entirely my fault. I hope you soon find a similar insight for yourself.

CNN Anchor Jim Acosta Calls Tucker Carlson's January 6 Documentary 'Proud Boy Porn'

freedom41 comments on Oct 31, 2021:

No shock there. Carlson should be removed from the air.

anglophone replies on Oct 31, 2021:

There is no way Faux News is going to do that. Faux News relies on spreading dismay, alarm and fear in the population as a way of bolstering its own profits.

Texas lawmaker says 850 books ranging from race to sexuality could cause 'discomfort'

Druvius comments on Oct 31, 2021:

So he thinks Texas kids are all snowflakes?

anglophone replies on Oct 31, 2021:

He is not thinking. He may be incapable of thinking. It is his hyperactive testicles that control his behaviour.

Sooooo, what exactly is the purpose of this app?

PondartIncbendog comments on Oct 30, 2021:

If you wad it up and mix it with corn starch, you can use it to plug holes in the wall.

anglophone replies on Oct 31, 2021:

So *that's* what I have been failing to do. Thanks for the tip. :)

Rebel HQ - Trump Rioter's White Privilege Meltdown BACKFIRES [youtube.com]

Charlene comments on Oct 30, 2021:

Only 60?..

anglophone replies on Oct 31, 2021:

60 days might be long enough to cause her business to go bankrupt.

She's a man eater but not in a good way.

UrsiMajor comments on Oct 30, 2021:

Cool. How do I make that happen?

anglophone replies on Oct 30, 2021:

First find a foolish lover. Unhinge your lower jaw and then swallow him whole, head first.

Now posing for his first encounter from behind

racocn8 comments on Oct 30, 2021:

Only four years for trying to overthrow the government? Ugh.

anglophone replies on Oct 30, 2021:

It's a pity that culpable stupidity is not a federal offense.

The UK government have got to do better.

anglophone comments on Oct 29, 2021:

UK society still has a very long way to go when it comes to accepting sexual plurality.

anglophone replies on Oct 30, 2021:

@Ryo1 While it might be reasonable to conjecture a link between religiosity and sexual inhibition, I am not aware of any studies to that end. Mind you, I haven't looked for any such studies. ;)

Today I got an email from someone threatening me.

Julie808 comments on Oct 30, 2021:

That is a scary threat - but if you can just ignore it, that's probably the best course of action. Though you might report it to the police. I had a different but similar threat a few years ago, and it really scared me. They wanted bitcoin within x amount of hours to keep from publishing ...

anglophone replies on Oct 30, 2021:

I have had passwords claimed that I had stopped using six years ago. They are trawling through old lists of password thefts.

The UK government have got to do better.

KateOahu comments on Oct 29, 2021:

Now, how do we convince the religions?

anglophone replies on Oct 29, 2021:

It is not possible to convince mental defectives. They are mentally defective, you see.

My version of Islam is correct, and your version of Islam is wrong, so I am going to kill you: ...

Mcflewster comments on Oct 29, 2021:

And 'By the way', I am going to kill myself as a martyr to doubly prove that I am right

anglophone replies on Oct 29, 2021:

Sorry, my laughter icon is a that of a cynical laugh.

Best computer

Secretguy comments on Oct 28, 2021:

Univac 2000

anglophone replies on Oct 28, 2021:

How about a colossus?

A Gay Music Teacher Got Married. The Brooklyn Diocese Fired Him

KKGator comments on Oct 28, 2021:

Fucking hypocrites. Have I mentioned lately that I want to see the rcc sued into bankruptcy? It has to have been a few days since I said it last. 🤬🤬🤬🤬

anglophone replies on Oct 28, 2021:

@Beowulfsfriend The Roman Catholic Church has only one purpose: its own continued existence, and it does not care how many lives it ruins in the process.

A Gay Music Teacher Got Married. The Brooklyn Diocese Fired Him

KKGator comments on Oct 28, 2021:

Fucking hypocrites. Have I mentioned lately that I want to see the rcc sued into bankruptcy? It has to have been a few days since I said it last. 🤬🤬🤬🤬

anglophone replies on Oct 28, 2021:

Shout it from the rooftops! And keep shouting it!

Police Officer Says He Falsely Charged Eric Garner After His Death

anglophone comments on Oct 27, 2021:

That PoS (piece of shit) deserves 10 years in solitary confinement.

anglophone replies on Oct 27, 2021:

@Triphid It has been years since I last saw a burning at the stake.

I am student teaching this semester and I caught two teachers trying to teach Bible stories to the ...

inigomontoya comments on Oct 26, 2021:

FYI they were teaching Bible stories and presenting them as if they were factual accounts.

anglophone replies on Oct 26, 2021:

Then those teachers should be fired immediately.

Final exam for high school diploma in Alabama.

p-nullifidian comments on Oct 26, 2021:

“Defence?” Where is this high school again? Alabama or England?

anglophone replies on Oct 26, 2021:

Try south west Essex or Romford - the accents there fit.

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.

waitingforgodo comments on Oct 25, 2021:

Put a note in your dairy, it happened this day.

anglophone replies on Oct 26, 2021:

Would that be a cow dairy or a goat dairy?

Final exam for high school diploma in Alabama.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Oct 25, 2021:

Was that Charlie Horse?....

anglophone replies on Oct 25, 2021:

Or a Man named Horse? ;)

9-Year-Old Dead for Year, Children Living with Skeleton: Sheriff

TheoryNumber3 comments on Oct 25, 2021:

I can't believe how contemptible people can be.

anglophone replies on Oct 25, 2021:

Such contempt for other people is worldwide and affects all classes.

The imbecility of those who maliciously spread COVID never ceases to amaze me: [abc.net.au]

racocn8 comments on Oct 25, 2021:

Are Australian anti-vaxxers hypnotized by Fox as in the US?

anglophone replies on Oct 25, 2021:

Both the US press (Faux News) and the Australian press are owned by Rupert Murdoch.

"When do we invade Australia?

David1955 comments on Oct 22, 2021:

No need. We are already a defacto state of the US. The US Military put whatever they want here and we can shut the fuck if we want to know what they do. We follow the incompetent US into every disastrous war, like a good pup. When we want to know what our foreign policy is, the US tells us. Why ...

anglophone replies on Oct 25, 2021:

@Umbrella_Guard Sorry, I would be worse than useless when it comes to recommending any stock investments. My forte is mathematics, not markets.

Lots of people are kind to others and are great at giving advice, but are really hard on themselves.

Fernapple comments on Oct 25, 2021:

Thats how it should be, have low expectations of others and they will never disappoint you, expect better things of yourself and you can always lower your standards if you have to.

anglophone replies on Oct 25, 2021:

It's difficult to lower your standards when you already see yourself as being pretty worthless.

I refuse to get into a battle of wits with an unarmed person (most of the time)

Julie808 comments on Oct 25, 2021:

Yes, a difficult goal to keep to when the person initiating the discussion starts out with fighting words.

anglophone replies on Oct 25, 2021:

I have zero tolerance for anybody who starts off a discussion with fighting words. Such people tend to last about 60 seconds with me before they run away as fast as they can. I have never suffered fools gladly, and my old age and possible dotage is making me even more cranky.

How does it happen?

Julie808 comments on Oct 25, 2021:

Yep, same baffling thing happened to my ex-husband, after 60+ years of being a firm atheist, he suddenly joined the mormon church, after a 15 year "friendship" with a mormon lady he started seeing before we were divorced. Baffled the kids and me all firm atheists. Not sure why he did that, when ...

anglophone replies on Oct 25, 2021:

Something happened in your ex-husband's mind that caused his prefrontal cortex to malfunction.

The Young Turks - Lunatic Pastor Gives Dumbest Vaccine Conspiracy Theory Yet [youtube.com]

Redheadedgammy comments on Oct 24, 2021:

This guy is definitely off the deep end. The problem we all have is so many people are willing to jump off the deep end with him.

anglophone replies on Oct 24, 2021:

They are drowning in their own stupidity, but they are all too stupid to realise that they are all drowning in it.

The Young Turks - Lunatic Pastor Gives Dumbest Vaccine Conspiracy Theory Yet [youtube.com]

anglophone comments on Oct 23, 2021:

That lying asshole needs to have millions of nematode eggs put into his blood stream.

anglophone replies on Oct 24, 2021:

@dalefvictor Well, I guess he could already be suffering from kuru.

Americans Vaccinated Against Coronavirus Have Lower Mortality Rates — Even From Non-Covid Causes ...

JackPedigo comments on Oct 23, 2021:

More proof of the idiocy of the anti-vaxxers.

anglophone replies on Oct 23, 2021:

As if any more proof was needed.

Just had this idea running through my mind and would like to hear what others think about it Here ...

anglophone comments on Oct 23, 2021:

It will never happen. Homo sapiens is far from being sapiens.

anglophone replies on Oct 23, 2021:

@Triphid I guess that would require that anti-vaxxism is seen for what it is: racism in another form.

Just had this idea running through my mind and would like to hear what others think about it Here ...

Lilac-JadeCanada comments on Oct 23, 2021:

Sounds good to me! We just had our flu jabs on Thursday so we go for everything we can.

anglophone replies on Oct 23, 2021:

Anybody who tries to incite me to act against my own best interests and the best interests of my nearest and dearest is likely to get cauliflower ear and a facial rearrangement.

Aw so sad.

Emerald comments on Oct 23, 2021:

I cant get a date for the weekend and he convinced someone to sleep with him. I'm gonna go dye my hair blue and swing by the shelter for a crazy cat lady starter kit.

anglophone replies on Oct 23, 2021:

And you lie like a Dover sole! ;)

I know which house is being egged this year....

Dyl1983 comments on Oct 23, 2021:

Find Jesus??? Why??? Is he lost???

anglophone replies on Oct 23, 2021:

Nah, He's at God's right hand. (But if I was to tell you what He was doing to God's, um, masculine member, with His own left hand I might get a swarm of evangelidiots and other God Mobsters coming to my house and using me for target practice.) ;)

Pastor Rick Wiles Warns COVID Vaccine Has Eggs that Hatch into Synthetic Parasites Popular ...

KateOahu comments on Oct 23, 2021:

Demonstrating his very real lack of understanding of science.

anglophone replies on Oct 23, 2021:

But he sure knows how to rip off the stupidards that are crazy enough to believe his nonsense.

Aw so sad.

Lilac-JadeCanada comments on Oct 22, 2021:

How could any woman stand to be near him?

anglophone replies on Oct 23, 2021:

@Triphid WOW!

"When do we invade Australia?

David1955 comments on Oct 22, 2021:

No need. We are already a defacto state of the US. The US Military put whatever they want here and we can shut the fuck if we want to know what they do. We follow the incompetent US into every disastrous war, like a good pup. When we want to know what our foreign policy is, the US tells us. Why ...

anglophone replies on Oct 22, 2021:

Developing your point, I am concerned that Uncle Sam may drag us into an unwinnable war with Xi Jinping over Taiwan. Vietnam refers.

Christian MAGA Cultist: COVID Vaccine Mandates Will Lead Soldiers to “Suicide” | Hemant Mehta | ...

Triphid comments on Oct 22, 2021:

Someone PLEASE tell these Dead-shit, Dumb-arsed, MAGA Fuckwits to drop dead there are NO Graphene oxides used in either COVID Vaccines available or ANY other vaccinations for that matter, it is ALL in their tiny, retard, minuscule, twisted and dis-functional under-evolved cerebral cortices.

anglophone replies on Oct 22, 2021:

@Triphid Thank you for educating me. I have learned something this day, so it was worth my while getting out of bed this morning. :)

Christian MAGA Cultist: COVID Vaccine Mandates Will Lead Soldiers to “Suicide” | Hemant Mehta | ...

Triphid comments on Oct 22, 2021:

Someone PLEASE tell these Dead-shit, Dumb-arsed, MAGA Fuckwits to drop dead there are NO Graphene oxides used in either COVID Vaccines available or ANY other vaccinations for that matter, it is ALL in their tiny, retard, minuscule, twisted and dis-functional under-evolved cerebral cortices.

anglophone replies on Oct 22, 2021:

You can tell them all you like, but they will nevertheless regard you as a fool at best and as a vile liar at worst.

Rick Wiles: The Vaccine Contains an “Egg That Hatches into a Synthetic Parasite” | Beth ...

MizJ comments on Oct 22, 2021:

Will there be an end to all this bullshit so we can end this pandemic?

anglophone replies on Oct 22, 2021:

@MizJ Christian bullshit is a peculiar kind of force. It attracts particles called morons, and repels particles called thinkers. There is still debate going on as to whether this force is subatomic, atomic, molecular or universal.

"NJ man, 21, says ‘God’ made him kill his grandfather with an ax" [nypost.

phoenixone1 comments on Oct 21, 2021:

Well if "God" told him to do it...it MUST be OK...smfh...

anglophone replies on Oct 22, 2021:

He needs to be put in secure accommodation and kept there until he ceases to be a danger to other people.

Texas school bans boys from having long hair.

wordywalt comments on Oct 22, 2021:

I thought we got over this kind f crap in the 1970s.

anglophone replies on Oct 22, 2021:

The right-wing religitards are making a determined effort to drag the rest of the country down to their own level.

I need a snappy comeback: I know there are some very intelligent people on this site, ao I'm calling...

EyesThatSmile comments on Oct 22, 2021:

No, but I am pretty good with a flute in a birthday suit.

anglophone replies on Oct 22, 2021:

And my double bass preserves my modesty.