Where the heck are my birthday presents? What's wrong with you people?

anglophone comments on Nov 4, 2021:

In the trash can. I am a bad tempered miserable grumpy old bastard.

QAnon supporters gather in downtown Dallas expecting JFK Jr. to reappear

anglophone comments on Nov 4, 2021:

That is just what happens with the rise of militant ignorance.

Strange, mysterious and incestuous ways - maybe just the sort of logic that you have to believe in ...

anglophone comments on Nov 4, 2021:

That is what passes for reason and logic in the minds of all true Christians.

Judge in the Kyle Rittenhouse murder trial used biblical "history" to explain the hearsay rule to ...

anglophone comments on Nov 3, 2021:

That judge is dangerously incompetent. What if all the jurors were devout followers of the Norse gods?

Large QAnon Crowd Deeply Disappointed JFK Jr a No-Show in Dallas The Daily Beast reports that ...

anglophone comments on Nov 3, 2021:

The words of the QAnons were written on the subway walls, and tenement halls, ... The smartest of those idiots have less mental agility than any slime mould.

Anybody here love cats this much? [fb.watch]

anglophone comments on Nov 2, 2021:

No. I like my cats as they are, and I am content my own ugly mug just as it is.

So screws were invented by aliens?

anglophone comments on Nov 2, 2021:

Believe that and you will believe anything. :)

And one the Aussies amongst us....LOL

anglophone comments on Nov 2, 2021:

Po, Go!

Kinda making me hungry, and I'm at work, so it's not the munchies.

anglophone comments on Nov 2, 2021:

That reminds me of Desperate Dan.

Hundreds of QAnon Fans Are Going to Texas to See JFK Return. No, Seriously.

anglophone comments on Nov 2, 2021:

And mental disaster areas that are the members of QAnon wonder why we laugh at them?

Time to stop this

anglophone comments on Nov 2, 2021:

Tulsa 1921. D.C. 2021. South Africa Apartheid 1948-1991. "Proof" if ever it was needed that white people are the scum of the earth.

How many NYPD On Unpaid Leave Over Vaccine Mandate NYPost

anglophone comments on Nov 2, 2021:

Any NYPD cop that insists on being on duty while refusing to be vaccinated deserves a thorough punching on the nose. I have no time for such militant ignoramuses.

“True ignorance is not the absence of knowledge, but the refusal to acquire ...

anglophone comments on Nov 2, 2021:

I have a lot of time for the works of Karl Popper.

The Ring of Fire - Trump Briefly Threatens To Flee America If We Raise Taxes On Billionaires ...

anglophone comments on Nov 1, 2021:

Send him to Venezuela!

US Senator says men's emasculation by feminism is to blame for societies ills.

anglophone comments on Nov 1, 2021:

It is US Senators that are dragging the USA into being a third world country.

There MUST be something done about these Vegetarians and Vegans tearing innocent families apart like...

anglophone comments on Nov 1, 2021:

And never forget that a carrot is a "root" vegetable. (For the benefit of people outside Australia, "root" is Australian slang for "fuck".)

ROFLOL, got my own back on the Trick or Treaters last night.

anglophone comments on Oct 31, 2021:

You are a wicked wicked man! :)

What the fuck is with FB?

anglophone comments on Oct 31, 2021:

You risked Zuckerberg's income. He gets extremely twitchy about anybody doing that to him.

How atheists have become racist.

anglophone comments on Oct 31, 2021:

Religious zealots are not sane by definition. Their only stock in trade is threats and logical fallacies.

Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.

anglophone comments on Oct 31, 2021:

Double trouble! ;)

The Ring of Fire - Secretaries Of State Among Officials Getting Threats From Crazed Trump Cultists...

anglophone comments on Oct 31, 2021:

Those dangerous crazies need to be held in preventative detention until they stop being a danger to other people.

Rebel HQ - Trump Rioter's White Privilege Meltdown BACKFIRES [youtube.com]

anglophone comments on Oct 30, 2021:

She is emblematic of everything that is wrong with the USA.

She's a man eater but not in a good way.

anglophone comments on Oct 30, 2021:

Being able to read the original French makes it even funnier. :)

Now posing for his first encounter from behind

anglophone comments on Oct 30, 2021:

He is a dangerous idiot. He deserves everything he is about to be given.

QAnon Influencer Who Said Dems Were Pedophiles Is Child Molester

anglophone comments on Oct 30, 2021:

The lying assholes are everywhere.

Jacob Rees Mogg is one of my least favourite people in the world.

anglophone comments on Oct 30, 2021:

Facts mean nothing to Jacob Rees Mogg. His touchstones are ignorance and arrogance.

I am trying to decide if it is worth the effort to even attempt a discussion with a theist about ...

anglophone comments on Oct 30, 2021:

I have long since given wasting my time on the militant ignorance, stupidity and delusionalism of every god mobster on this planet.

Neil Cavuto Got Death Threats After Promoting COVID-19 Vaccines

anglophone comments on Oct 30, 2021:

Militant hate and ignorance is alive and well in the United $tates of Absurdity.

My guess is it is only proof he can't get laid...

anglophone comments on Oct 29, 2021:

It would be wrong to accuse Zakir Naik of using his grey cell. Oh, and he keeps his brain at the junction of his legs.

The UK government have got to do better.

anglophone comments on Oct 29, 2021:

UK society still has a very long way to go when it comes to accepting sexual plurality.

Today I got an email from someone threatening me.

anglophone comments on Oct 29, 2021:

I have had something similar. In my own experience they are nothing but empty threats. If things do turn nasty you have recourse to legal action against the perpetrators.

A Gay Music Teacher Got Married. The Brooklyn Diocese Fired Him

anglophone comments on Oct 28, 2021:

Bishop Nicholas DiMarzio epitomizes everything that is wrong with the Roman Catholic Church.

Dear Mathematics, grow up and solve your own problems.

anglophone comments on Oct 28, 2021:

Am I being particularly obtuse, or is this a right attack of acute triangles, or an acute attack of right triangles?

Texas lawmaker says 850 books ranging from race to sexuality could cause 'discomfort'

anglophone comments on Oct 28, 2021:

Lady Chatterley's Lover A Clockwork Orange 1984 Brave New World The Bible The Quran Mein Kampf Krause needs to crawl back into Trumpy Dumpty's swamp.

Our biggest national security problem is America's "vast and militant ignorance" | Salon.com

anglophone comments on Oct 28, 2021:

"Vast and militant ignorance" - yes.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

anglophone comments on Oct 27, 2021:

Why do elephants paint their toenails pink?

Just read this article on my MSN news feed.

anglophone comments on Oct 27, 2021:

Liars, damned liars, politicians, Sky News.

And why are they allowed to do it?....

anglophone comments on Oct 27, 2021:

Puh-leeze do not expect the mental defectives to think for themselves.

Police Officer Says He Falsely Charged Eric Garner After His Death

anglophone comments on Oct 27, 2021:

That PoS (piece of shit) deserves 10 years in solitary confinement.

Montana's attorney general went rogue and sent a state trooper into a hospital after doctors refused...

anglophone comments on Oct 27, 2021:

That is just what happens when you get ignorant twats in positions of power.

Well that just stuffed up my nice and quiet afternoon.

anglophone comments on Oct 27, 2021:

Well done you!

I dreamed that one day I'd become a grumpy old man.

anglophone comments on Oct 27, 2021:

I am now a grumpy old man, no dreaming required.

Men accused of plotting ‘race war’ may be sentenced as domestic terrorists, judge rules - The ...

anglophone comments on Oct 26, 2021:

Another five years in solitary confinement seems like a good idea.

Why is the Republican Governor of Alabama undermining the federal vaccination mandate?

anglophone comments on Oct 26, 2021:

Because she is a dangerous idiot.

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.

anglophone comments on Oct 26, 2021:

So your refrigerator enlisted the support of your mouth to add inches to your girth?

Final exam for high school diploma in Alabama.

anglophone comments on Oct 25, 2021:

You mean there are high school students in Alabama that can write sentences?

Lots of people are kind to others and are great at giving advice, but are really hard on themselves.

anglophone comments on Oct 25, 2021:

Yes, and it is only after 68 years that I am learning to be not quite so hard on myself. Mind you, I now see myself as turning into an irascible old git. (My wife strongly disagrees with this latter view of myself, though.)

The good old days

anglophone comments on Oct 25, 2021:

And then Trish Regan showed up. (And yes, I am partial to cupcakes.)

How does it happen?

anglophone comments on Oct 24, 2021:

Said person is cognitively challenged.

The crematorium will answer that question

anglophone comments on Oct 24, 2021:

Whatever happened to Schrödinger's mouse?

I refuse to get into a battle of wits with an unarmed person (most of the time)

anglophone comments on Oct 24, 2021:

I am with @davers on this one. I am content to leave alone those fools who keep themselves to themselves, but if any damned fool tries to ram his stupidities and his idiocies down my throat I give him a good verbal thrashing.

What dangerous, wrong or false things do Conservatives believe?

anglophone comments on Oct 24, 2021:

Conservatives cannot think. I refer you to @TheoryNumber3's comment.

A Pastor’s Attempt to Shut Down a High School Play Has Completely Backfired | Hemant Mehta | ...

anglophone comments on Oct 24, 2021:

Said pastor is a dangerous controlling prick.

Ive been thinking that on the weekends my daughter is at her Dad's I've been acting like a hermit.

anglophone comments on Oct 24, 2021:

Go for it. Or try vising your local art gallery, museum, park, or theatre group. My local hospital loves volunteers - they assist people who feel less than confident going there (and the reasons for that lack of confidence are many and varied).

School’s Mask Mandate is a “Satanic Ritual,” Claims Christian Parent in Lawsuit | Hemant ...

anglophone comments on Oct 24, 2021:

How come that Christian parent is so well acquainted with Satan? (With my apologies to @think-beyond.)

God Took ‘Prophetess’ Kat Kerr ‘Into the Near Future’ and Showed Her Trump Back in the White...

anglophone comments on Oct 24, 2021:

Kat Kerr is a magnificent source of absurdity!

The Young Turks - Lunatic Pastor Gives Dumbest Vaccine Conspiracy Theory Yet [youtube.com]

anglophone comments on Oct 23, 2021:

That lying asshole needs to have millions of nematode eggs put into his blood stream.

Just had this idea running through my mind and would like to hear what others think about it Here ...

anglophone comments on Oct 23, 2021:

It will never happen. Homo sapiens is far from being sapiens.

Pastor Rick Wiles Warns COVID Vaccine Has Eggs that Hatch into Synthetic Parasites Popular ...

anglophone comments on Oct 23, 2021:

The wily Rick Wiles wiles away his time dreaming up dreadful lies to denude his flock of dinars.

VARISTOR.

anglophone comments on Oct 23, 2021:

Typo in your first word - you might want to edit your post. (Sorry, I can be a right pain in the circuits and in the lexicon.)

Christian MAGA Cultist: COVID Vaccine Mandates Will Lead Soldiers to “Suicide” | Hemant Mehta | ...

anglophone comments on Oct 22, 2021:

Heretic: somebody who denies God. Science heretic: somebody who disavows science, often with suicidal consequences.

Aw so sad.

anglophone comments on Oct 22, 2021:

Evangeloon, the gift that keeps on giving!

Manitoba Judge Rules Against Churches That Said COVID Restrictions Went Too Far | Hemant Mehta | ...

anglophone comments on Oct 22, 2021:

Conservative Christians are assholes by definition.

Christian Mommy Blogger: Godlessness and Paganism Destroyed “Intact Families” | Hemant Mehta | ...

anglophone comments on Oct 22, 2021:

It would be wrong to accuse Lori Alexander of being overburdened with brains.

Trump's New "Free Speech" Platform Will Ban You for Criticizing It - YouTube

anglophone comments on Oct 22, 2021:

Donald Trump should be banned from this planet.

GOP Activist Who Compared Mask Mandates to the Holocaust Says She Has COVID | Beth Stoneburner | ...

anglophone comments on Oct 22, 2021:

Serves the fucker right! She does not sort of deserve it. She absolutely deserves it. She is the victim of her own willful ignorance.

"NJ man, 21, says ‘God’ made him kill his grandfather with an ax" [nypost.

anglophone comments on Oct 22, 2021:

Mental defective cites his delusion as a justification for committing "murder most foul". While it is easy to condemn that man for being the dangerous idiot that he clearly is, it is perhaps more worthwhile asking the question of what is it that caused him to be like that.

3 reasons why Donald Trump's new social media company is doomed to fail [cnn.com]

anglophone comments on Oct 22, 2021:

It is a brain child of Trumpty Dumpty. Ergo it is doomed to fail.

How do they get away with this?

anglophone comments on Oct 22, 2021:

They are just clever enough to exploit the stupidity of the masses for their own purposes.

I need a snappy comeback: I know there are some very intelligent people on this site, ao I'm calling...

anglophone comments on Oct 22, 2021:

Yes, routinely at the Metropolitan Opera House. And you should see what the conductor uses for a baton!

A man ahead of his time explains why religion hates science so much...

anglophone comments on Oct 21, 2021:

Yet there are still a billion morons in this world who would strangle science.

Brian Tyler Cohen - Jim Jordan left SPEECHLESS as top Democrat demolishes him with must-see ...

anglophone comments on Oct 21, 2021:

That is just what happens when assholes are confronted with their own refusal to use their own brains.

Rick Wiles: The Vaccine Contains an “Egg That Hatches into a Synthetic Parasite” | Beth ...

anglophone comments on Oct 21, 2021:

Rick Wiles, the Prince of Lunatics!

MAGA Doctor Stella Immanuel Claims Satan’s Clones Want to Kill Anti-Vaxxers | Hemant Mehta | ...

anglophone comments on Oct 21, 2021:

There is no way that I would allow such an idiot anywhere near my children.

The Federalist’s Joy Pullmann Says Christians Dying of COVID is Part of God’s Plan Dismissing...

anglophone comments on Oct 21, 2021:

Welcome to the death cult that is Christianity. By her own reasoning she should die by her own hand.

21st October 1966…🇬🇧 The Tragedy of Aberfan: 116 children and 28 adults died as a coal ...

anglophone comments on Oct 21, 2021:

And that tragedy was just one step along the road towards the realisation by the Great British public that the government did *not* know what was best for the people.

I've just watched Four Hours at the Capitol.

anglophone comments on Oct 20, 2021:

It beggars belief that this happened in the first place, and that certain sections of the GQP remain in denial of this insurrection and direct assault on democracy.

GOP Rep.

anglophone comments on Oct 20, 2021:

The man is a depraved and dangerous maniac. He is in urgent need of an attitude readjustment. Repeated and violent hammer blows to the side of his head *might* just be adequate.

Pastor Who Denounced Godless Immorality Arrested for Grooming Underage Girl | Hemant Mehta | ...

anglophone comments on Oct 20, 2021:

Such bigots should be thrown into the slammer until such time as they grow up.

Seems easy lately. You won’t have to wait long!

anglophone comments on Oct 20, 2021:

Hie thee to the Ministry of Insults, thou useless piece of coprolite!

Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones.

anglophone comments on Oct 20, 2021:

Clearly a male student. I hear that females prefer cucumbers.

I have an addiction to cheddar cheese. But it's only mild.

anglophone comments on Oct 20, 2021:

Your punishment is to eat 1 kilogram of stinking Gorgonzola.

While you're agnostic/atheist, if someone religious shares, say, the same political views as you, ...

anglophone comments on Oct 20, 2021:

It would all depend on whether or not the other party tried to ram his or her opinion down my throat, so my answer to your question is "yes".

There is currently a 7 metre (23 ft) diameter sculpture hanging in the nave of Durham cathedral.

anglophone comments on Oct 20, 2021:

One minor correction: the scale is 1:500,000.

Whatever you do don't open that door.

anglophone comments on Oct 19, 2021:

I love point 3. :)

Don't know whether to laugh, cry, get truly enraged and go hunt the little mongrels down or what.

anglophone comments on Oct 19, 2021:

Catch them, strip them naked, find a very large patch of particularly prickly brambles, and them all them into the middle of it.

Christian Mom Found Guilty of Starving Baby to Death; She Faces Life in Prison | Hemant Mehta | ...

anglophone comments on Oct 19, 2021:

Their God killed millions - they only killed one between the two of them.

Colin Powell's Death from COVID Argues for More Vaccination, Not Against Them, Experts Say

anglophone comments on Oct 19, 2021:

Try saying that to our resident fuckwit.

Just joined too. I live in Michigan.

anglophone comments on Oct 18, 2021:

Greetings from the Land of the Convict! :)

Preacher: If the Government Executed Gays, I Wouldn’t Have to Condemn Their Sins | Hemant Mehta | ...

anglophone comments on Oct 18, 2021:

If preachers started using their brains I would not need to mock them.

Even though the medical community is already explaining that Powell's death is not a vaccine ...

anglophone comments on Oct 18, 2021:

Facts do not matter to covidiots.

Scientific knowledge continues to push back the boundaries of superstition and religious dogma but ...

anglophone comments on Oct 17, 2021:

"I have already made up my mind, and I'll thank you to not confuse me with facts!"

Tell Texas education system this

anglophone comments on Oct 17, 2021:

I see no difference between the murdering of slaves, the murdering of Jews and the murdering of people of colour. But the fuckwits of the Texa$$ education system are blind to that truth.

Heather Cox Richardson On October 8, the executive director of curriculum and instruction for ...

anglophone comments on Oct 17, 2021:

I have in my life learned to value the questioning of everything. I question the integrity, the morality, the judgment, the honesty and the intelligence of the decision makers in Texa$$.

“Prophetess”: My 1,000,000-Angel Army Will Stop “Critical Race Theory” in School | Beth ...

anglophone comments on Oct 17, 2021:

Demented is as demented does.

Oklahoma Woman Found Guilty of Manslaughter After Miscarriage | PEOPLE.com

anglophone comments on Oct 17, 2021:

Oklahoma, a state where the lunatics are in charge of the legislature.

Texas Man Who Used Grindr to Rob Gay Men Sentenced to 23 Years

anglophone comments on Oct 17, 2021:

He should be buggered three times a day while he is in the slammer.

If a stranger who's loudly open carrying walked up to the very front of your car, and stared at you ...

anglophone comments on Oct 17, 2021:

It must be terrifying to live in a country where dangerous mental defectives carry guns.

Judge Tosses Lawsuit from Religious Workers Suing Over Maine’s Vaccine Mandate | Hemant Mehta | ...

anglophone comments on Oct 16, 2021:

Of course Christians are being persecuted ... for putting the lives of other people at risk because of their own willful stupidity and their own willful ignorance.

OK everyone, it's time for a lesson in dead languages.

anglophone comments on Oct 16, 2021:

osculum meum asinum φίλησε τον κώλο μου 吻我的屁股