Let us all laugh at religion! post something you find very funny about your previous belief system.

anglophone comments on Mar 19, 2021:

Jesus was born of a virgin.

Tony Perkins Says Biden’s Agenda Is ‘Literally From the Pit of Hell’ [rightwingwatch.org]

anglophone comments on Mar 19, 2021:

Tony Perkins is a scoundrel.

Young Henry, my 7 year old nephew, has done again.

anglophone comments on Mar 19, 2021:

Young Henry is already a force to be reckoned with at age 7. Did Henry tell you how the mental defective responded to his questions?

How would you change this sign? All I need is black paint. Ideas?

anglophone comments on Mar 18, 2021:

"What? Only **1** god?"

A New String of State Bills Could Give Religious Organizations Blanket Immunity from Any Wrongdoing

anglophone comments on Mar 17, 2021:

An alternative view is that Satan is now effecting his takeover of the United States of Absurdity.

Linking Evangelical Subculture and Phallically Insecure Masculinity Using Google Searches for Male ...

anglophone comments on Mar 16, 2021:

That research finding does not surprise me. I have never thought of phallocentricism as being a good idea.

A Student Recorded a WV Health Teacher Denouncing Non-Christians in Class | Hemant Mehta | Friendly ...

anglophone comments on Mar 16, 2021:

She is an evil cunt who should be forced into doing sex work for lesbians.

How would the existence of a god confer meaning on our lives?

anglophone comments on Mar 15, 2021:

I do not need the existence of any god or gods to give meaning to my life; I give meaning to my own life. I couldn't give a rat's arse about offending one god by preferring another god.

Religious people tend to begin with their conclusions, then work backwards looking for arguments ...

anglophone comments on Mar 15, 2021:

That's why I always poke fun at them. Funnily enough, that always seems to upset them.

Doubt it will work On religious types

anglophone comments on Mar 14, 2021:

Christina Wilkinson! https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/feb/03/headteacher-mocked-twitter-claim-evolution-not-fact

Will social pressure and perks work to get folks vaccinated?

anglophone comments on Mar 13, 2021:

I do not admit to my circle of friends anybody that fails to pass a basic sanity test. As a result, I do not deal with anti-vaxxers, QAnon members, incels, racists, sexists, right-wing nut jobs, sociopaths, misanthropes (which many of your "friends" appear to be), conspiracy theorists or God Mobsters.

Well none of the ladies on this site who I've messaged have replied back.

anglophone comments on Mar 13, 2021:

A word to the wise: Christian ladies will also ignore you. How about learning how to engage in normal human interactions?

Arkansas Lawmaker Files Bill to Teach Creationism in Science Classes | Hemant Mehta | Friendly ...

anglophone comments on Mar 12, 2021:

So Mary Bentley reckons she is a qualified and experienced cosmologist. People like her make me want to puke down their throats.

PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J.

anglophone comments on Mar 12, 2021:

Poor Trumpty Dumpty is incapable of comprehending satire.

Man, who saw that coming???

anglophone comments on Mar 12, 2021:

What Trump says and what Trump does are two completely different things. That is just what narcissistic congenital idiots do.

I saw a post circulating on WhatsApp groups.

anglophone comments on Mar 12, 2021:

Whoever posted that was obviously demented.

Here’s how QAnon reacted to ‘South Park’ special that mocked them [nypost.

anglophone comments on Mar 11, 2021:

Pity the poor QAnon people. My heart bleeds for them, NOT!

Missouri AG Sues Televangelist Jim Bakker for Selling Fake Coronavirus Cure | Hemant Mehta | ...

anglophone comments on Mar 10, 2021:

Jim Bakker needs to be shut up, permanently.

Humans are stupid... Specifically religious human's I mean wtf!!

anglophone comments on Mar 10, 2021:

Religious people are the ones that God rejected during the manufacturing process.

One of the most obnoxious aspects of Republican behavior is their claimed outrage over a supposedly ...

anglophone comments on Mar 10, 2021:

It is a mistake to expect intellectual honesty from any Repugnican.

They Are coming To Take Him Away, Ha Ha, Ho Ho! [huffpost.com]

anglophone comments on Mar 10, 2021:

He needs to suffer in the same way and in the same manner that he has caused suffering to others.

The heat must be getting closer to the real American traitor...DJT! [nytimes.com]

anglophone comments on Mar 9, 2021:

The sooner the Tangerine Turd is reduced to a disastrous and irreversible mental health catastrophe the happier I will be.

Is It Done Yet? [dailykos.com]

anglophone comments on Mar 8, 2021:

It will not be done until Donald Trump is six feet under.

Pope: 'We cannot be silent when terrorism abuses religion' [bbc.com]

anglophone comments on Mar 7, 2021:

I cannot be silent when religion abuses men, women and children.

Dallas Megachurch Pastor Robert Jeffress says those who get to heaven will have jobs but without ...

anglophone comments on Mar 7, 2021:

More mental masturbation by a mental midget.

What is "judgmental" about saying I'm an atheist?

anglophone comments on Mar 7, 2021:

There is no way that what you wrote back to Ron was in any way judgmental. He was merely flaunting his disastrous failures of cognition.

This IS NO joke, Tall story, etc, etc,it IS the facts and the Truth.

anglophone comments on Mar 7, 2021:

But, but, but ... didn't you know that using your brain frightens the life out of God Mobsters?

The Catholic Church Opposes a CO Bill to Let Child Sex Abuse Victims Get Justice | Hemant Mehta | ...

anglophone comments on Mar 7, 2021:

Once a brain-dead religious arsehole, always a brain-dead religious arsehole.

FROM LECTURES ON DOSTOEVSKY BY JOSEPH FRANK What exactly does "faith" mean?

anglophone comments on Mar 7, 2021:

To answer your last question: the needs of survival, of the avoidance of pain, and of the realisation of aspirations. Faith is an ambigious word, and I will not let anybody get away with using it ambiguously without giving them a verbal spanking for an obvious refusal to use their brain. My world view is evidence-based.

Survey: Atheists Are More Likely to Get Vaccinated Than Any Religious Group | Hemant Mehta | ...

anglophone comments on Mar 7, 2021:

Why trust in reliable science when you can trust in a capricious god?

This "christian" woman tried to hire someone to kill her mother-in-law, saying that she could always...

anglophone comments on Mar 7, 2021:

Ask for forgiveness from her genocidal maniac of a god? Who the heck would want a daughter-in-law like that?

Cindy Jacobs: I Declare the Coronavirus “Illegal” in God’s Name | Hemant Mehta | Friendly ...

anglophone comments on Mar 6, 2021:

Mental defectives, like the poor, will be forever with us. Will somebody please give her a jelly baby? It might help her to use her solitary grey cell.

Christian Film “20 Minutes” Falsely Suggests Atheists Find God When Facing Death | Hemant ...

anglophone comments on Mar 6, 2021:

Tim Chey is several tiles short of a roof. His refusal to use his (God-given?) brain amuses me.

Rudy Giuliani, After Blowing Past Deadline to Respond to Dominion’s Billion-Dollar Lawsuit, ...

anglophone comments on Mar 6, 2021:

Why think of yourself as being responsible for your own actions when you have served the Golden Bull of the White House?

Klingenschmitt: I Lost My Navy Chaplain Gig 15 Years Ago Due to “Cancel Culture” | Hemant Mehta ...

anglophone comments on Mar 6, 2021:

To refer to his own stupidity and willful ignorance as "cancel culture" is magnificent in its absurdity.

[politicususa.com] file more civil suits against this creep

anglophone comments on Mar 5, 2021:

The sooner that vile piece of shit gets a thorough spanking for all the evil things he has done to countless other people the better.

Some US bishops discourage Catholics from getting Johnson & Johnson vaccine if others are available ...

anglophone comments on Mar 4, 2021:

Some US bishops are oxygen thieves who should have had their heads smashed against rocks when they were babies.

Texas Republican Files Bill to Inject Bible Readings in Public Schools | Hemant Mehta | Friendly ...

anglophone comments on Mar 3, 2021:

"Onward Tex Ass soldiers, marching as to war, With the cross of Madness going on before. Mayes, the royal asshole, leads against the sane, Forward into battle see his babbles gain!"

Catholic Bishops Raise Ethical Concerns Over Johnson & Johnson Covid-19 vaccine, Saying Other Types ...

anglophone comments on Mar 3, 2021:

I raise my own ethical concerns over said Catholic bishops.

New Orleans archdiocese urges Catholics to avoid new Johnson & Johnson vaccine

anglophone comments on Mar 3, 2021:

The ignorance, stupidity and hypocrisy is strong in the archdiocese. Nothing new there.

Jeez Louise, this fasting before getting a Blood Test this morning is getting to be a bit on the ...

anglophone comments on Mar 2, 2021:

Visions of you peeing just upstream of Niagara Falls and seeing the massive increase in flow going down!

CPAC’s Golden Trump Statue Was Actually Made In Mexico It’s being reported by Politico, ...

anglophone comments on Feb 28, 2021:

Can you take off the top of the head and verify that there is indeed nothing inside his skull?

I think my relationship with my religious neighbor may be coming to an end.

anglophone comments on Feb 27, 2021:

That is why I actively oppose all those who try to ram their particular god or gods down other people's throats: they need to be given a dose of their own medicine.

Who is really behind this off-the-wall conspiracy cult?

anglophone comments on Feb 27, 2021:

They are: crazy, stupid, willfully ignorant, irredeemably demented, AND dangerous, disruptive, anti-democratic, psychotic, narcissistic and beyond all help.

Liberty Counsel Falsely Claims Equality Act Would Force Religious Schools to Hire Pedophiles and ...

anglophone comments on Feb 26, 2021:

Mat Staver is crazier than a demented dingo.

Christian Moms Complain About Openly Gay Character in Disney Film “Onward” | Beth Stoneburner | ...

anglophone comments on Feb 26, 2021:

Why is One Million Moms so terrified of their inner lesbians?

Take that, Evangelicals! Pope Francis accepts the big bang and evolution of science - not the ...

anglophone comments on Feb 25, 2021:

Evangelical: "So the Pope is now in league with Satan? I saw that coming years ago."

Rick Wiles: The Coronavirus Crisis Will End if China Accepts Jesus | Hemant Mehta | Friendly Atheist...

anglophone comments on Feb 25, 2021:

In Rick Wiles the Stupidity large is.

Christian ‘prophet’: God is monitoring people who think Biden won to ‘find out who’s ...

anglophone comments on Feb 24, 2021:

The absurdity of such brain-dead people never ceases to amuse me. :)

These Online Learning Platforms Offer a Surprising Lack of Church-State Separation | Religion & ...

anglophone comments on Feb 24, 2021:

Why the focus on ancient Hebrew and not ancient China?

Just got 'hailed' by the neighbourhood Evangeloon.

anglophone comments on Feb 24, 2021:

You are a wicked man, LOL!

Iranian woman sentenced to death dies from heart attack, gets hanged anyway [msn.com]

anglophone comments on Feb 23, 2021:

Bloody Iranians.

Catholic School Expels Kids After Finding Out Their Mom Has an OnlyFans Account | Hemant Mehta | ...

anglophone comments on Feb 23, 2021:

"The sins of the **mother** shall be visited upon the sons, even unto the seventh generation."

Conservative Writer Admits Christians Are “Better Known for Our Hate” | Beth Stoneburner | ...

anglophone comments on Feb 23, 2021:

Yes, those Christians hate people of other religions, those outside their own particular sect of Christianity, atheists, everybody who is not 100% heterosexual, and trans people.

New York Courts are getting ready to probe where it hurts. Bend over Tweety!

anglophone comments on Feb 22, 2021:

I look forward to hearing the howls of anguish from Mar-a-Lago.

Supreme Court refuses Trump effort to block tax return subpoena [politico.

anglophone comments on Feb 22, 2021:

I look forward to the Tangerine Turd having his wrongdoings exposed to full public view and watching him squirm!

Paula White: I “Literally” Visited God’s Throne Room and Saw His Blurry Face | Beth ...

anglophone comments on Feb 22, 2021:

Delusional dunce.

Morals may be objective or subjective, but throughout my life I have never hurt anyone even though I...

anglophone comments on Feb 22, 2021:

I am delighted that you do not have the morality of the BuyBull's Sky Fairy.

Hell yes I would!

anglophone comments on Feb 21, 2021:

I sure would. Seeing the look of shock on that smug bastard's face would be worth every cent!

Iowa GOP Lawmaker Wants to Know Everyone’s Sexual Orientation Before Marriage | Val Wilde | ...

anglophone comments on Feb 21, 2021:

That prying little prick can keep his snout of my sexual orientation. What would he do if my sexual orientation changed after I became married? Fuck him with a piece of rough-sawn 2"x4".

Women in Islam are a commodity in the hands of men, created to be a housewife and pleasure only, as ...

anglophone comments on Feb 21, 2021:

72 virgins for blowing myself up to kill infidels? Fuck that: one well practiced whore is a much better bargain.

How about we all just try to agree on something...?

anglophone comments on Feb 21, 2021:

Getting people to agree on personal ideals is worse than trying to herd cats. Narcissists are psychologically incapable of agreeing to the notion of helping people who are less fortunate than themselves.

I was just trying to log in to agnostic.

anglophone comments on Feb 20, 2021:

Some commenters here may have seen "HTTP Error 500", but most browsers just produce a blank screen instead.

A Georgia Democrat Filed a Bill to Inject Christian Prayers into Public Schools | Hemant Mehta | ...

anglophone comments on Feb 20, 2021:

May Satan have mercy upon her immortal soul.

totally inspiring

anglophone comments on Feb 20, 2021:

Mexico: "We are going to build a big beautiful wall around Ted Cruz, and he is going to pay for it.".

Don't say his name anymore! It is driving him crazy. "The other guy"!

anglophone comments on Feb 20, 2021:

The Tangerine Turd. The Swamp Machine. Humpty Trumpy. The Pussy Grabber. The Loser. The Retard in Chief of the Repugnicant Party. The LyingEvilSelfseekingEgomaniacNarcissisticIdiot. Putin's Poodle. QAnon's Stooge. The Madman of Mar-a-Lago.

Christian Nationalism ".

anglophone comments on Feb 19, 2021:

The little mental defectives have raised their Chief Mental Defective to the level of saviour in their own cretinous minds.

Definitely them

anglophone comments on Feb 19, 2021:

Which just goes to show that in 2016 there were 62,985,106 people in the United States of Absurdity who were stupid enough.

Hooray for NASA.

anglophone comments on Feb 19, 2021:

To answer your question, it will depend on the particular evangelical. Some will twist the words of the BuyBull to say that the BuyBull had already said as much. Others will deny the scientific findings and claim that the results a hoax at best and downright lies at worst.

This Preacher Said in October He Cured Rush Limbaugh’s Lung Cancer With Prayer | Hemant Mehta | ...

anglophone comments on Feb 18, 2021:

I regard Lance Wallnau as an evil lying git.

Does teaching "white guilt" also cultivate a "white pride" backlash?

anglophone comments on Feb 17, 2021:

I see people of any colour, not just "white people", expressing pride in the accomplishments of their ancestor as flaunting their own defects (yes, defects plural) of personality, and I regard such expressions of pride as being absurd.

It Can't Happen Here by Sinclair Lewis is a 1935 novel The novel describes the rise to power of ...

anglophone comments on Feb 16, 2021:

Robert (DJT) Mugabe.

Pete Buttigieg Is “Deserving of Death” For Being Gay, Preacher Says | David Gee | Friendly ...

anglophone comments on Feb 16, 2021:

Bert Farias is himself "deserving of death" for being such a vile ignorant asshole.

Some Repugs are waking up to the fact that they've been scammed and now want out.

anglophone comments on Feb 16, 2021:

So he has lost $2.5 M because of his own willful stupidity and ignorance. Well, tough shit, Mister!

Karen, my favorite hiking partner, had a huge shock.

anglophone comments on Feb 15, 2021:

Condolences.

A Bible Thumper told me that “Covid has been around for thousands of years - the is using it as an...

anglophone comments on Feb 15, 2021:

Bible Thumpers are all alike in that they all refuse to use their brains.

If You Had To Choose?

anglophone comments on Feb 15, 2021:

I would choose Buddhism, and certainly *not* Hindu.

Assuming life exists throughout the universe, may we reasonably assume that Survival of the Fittest ...

anglophone comments on Feb 15, 2021:

I have grown leery of assumptions in all such matters. I would regard it as a useful working hypothesis for observing extraterrestrial life, but until it is backed by observational data I would go nowhere near assuming that it is a universal.

Just remembered and am so sorry for forgetting as well btw.

anglophone comments on Feb 14, 2021:

That sounds wonderful. Thanks for sharing. :)

Christian “Prophetess”: Prayers Form Missiles to Destroy Satan in Second Heaven | Hemant Mehta |...

anglophone comments on Feb 14, 2021:

Would Kerr care to enlighten me as to whether or not praying to Beelzebub causes the existence of Prayer Missiles?

Here is he reason why Trump very seldom gave interviews.

anglophone comments on Feb 14, 2021:

While I would need to read about the presidents as far back as Dwight David Eisenhower to check my facts, he is certainly by far the worst president that I am aware of in my lifetime.

I can't imagine that anyone can believe that Trump wrote this email. [bostonherald.com]

anglophone comments on Feb 14, 2021:

There is no way he wrote it. He has the language skills of a six year old, and that was not written by a six year old mind. Admittedly, the mind that wrote it has the same lying skills as the Tangerine Turd.

Catholic Bishop Issues Trans Pastoral Guide That’s As Awful As You’d Expect | Val Wilde | ...

anglophone comments on Feb 14, 2021:

The idea of treating trans people just like the ordinary people that they are seems to be beyond that knucklehead.

Is agnosticism inconsistent with the logic of reductio ad absurdum?

anglophone comments on Feb 14, 2021:

No.

A baby tragically dies during baptism in Romania, a Christian girl sparks major change in Indonesia,...

anglophone comments on Feb 13, 2021:

I was walloped by somebody on this site for bellyaching about that baptism in Romania.

Resurfaced Video Shows Ted Cruz Accusing Trump of 'Inciting Violence'—and Now It's Awkward ...

anglophone comments on Feb 12, 2021:

Anybody who denies their own accountability for what they say and what they do is a vile stinking SHIT! And anybody who denies the validity of that position is even worse.

So, Sandie accompanied by 2 Female Police Officers went and recovered the belonging and necessities ...

anglophone comments on Feb 12, 2021:

Sandie's Ex is now a victim of his own acts. I have no sympathy for him. I am so glad to hear the good news about Sandie.

GOP super-lawyer Ted Olson cuts off donations to Republicans who refuse to convict Trump ...

anglophone comments on Feb 12, 2021:

As if any of the head-in-the-sand Rethuglicans are going to take any notice of him!

Missouri Lawmakers Consider Bill to Regulate Abuse-Heavy Christians Schools | Hemant Mehta | ...

anglophone comments on Feb 12, 2021:

Religious teaching is a form of abuse. Why wait for just (!) physical and sexual abuse?

Proper Christian ladies are extremely perturbed about sinful electric cars / LGBTQ Nation

anglophone comments on Feb 12, 2021:

Poor woman. Perhaps somebody should buy her a Sybian.

Seems the GOP has finally taken to wearing masks

anglophone comments on Feb 12, 2021:

"Your facts are ridiculous. We will choose our own alternative facts." "Anybody who claims that Donald Trump drove them to invade Capitol Hill is a confirmed liar, and should be shot."

Constitutional derelicts.

anglophone comments on Feb 12, 2021:

What concerns me is the number of intellectually bankrupt and morally bankrupt senators who are in Capitol Hill.

These Billboards Call Out Christian Nationalist Bills Filed by Iowa Lawmakers | Hemant Mehta | ...

anglophone comments on Feb 12, 2021:

It is their way of discriminating against Jews, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists and Dreamtimers. (Yes, that last one really exists. Ask any indigenous Australian.)

I think we're all bracing for disappointment

anglophone comments on Feb 11, 2021:

All the senators that refuse to convict Donald Trump will thereby show that they are more interested in saving their own political skins rather than serving the public who elected them.

On the epistemological syllogism that "God, by definition, is that for which no greater can be ...

anglophone comments on Feb 11, 2021:

Yes, trivially so. 1. Unjustified assumptions. 2. Undefined terms. 3. Flawed reasoning. It would take a prize idiot to accept such irrationality.

Moral failings of leaders collapsed even the best societies, finds study - Big Think

anglophone comments on Feb 10, 2021:

It seems that the Rethuglicans, being hell-bent on saving their own political skins rather than serving the people, will be a major contributor to the inevitable downfall of the USA.

Just a really great and truly wonderful Belly Laugh ( nearly peed my pants while hearing as well ...

anglophone comments on Feb 10, 2021:

Oh, that is HILARIOUS! And I am so pleased for Sandie (and Rusty).

Blocking Atheists from Giving Invocations Will Cost Brevard County (FL) $490,000 | Hemant Mehta | ...

anglophone comments on Feb 10, 2021:

That's just what happens whenever you get a bunch mental defectives in control of anything.

Former Louisiana Lawmaker Wants to “Take Our Schools Back” for God | Hemant Mehta | Friendly ...

anglophone comments on Feb 10, 2021:

Gangrene of the brain is such a terrible thing.

Just investigated Spinoza's god. Who knew that god was everything?

anglophone comments on Feb 10, 2021:

No.