I was on a camel once, but this is so coooool!

azzow2 comments on May 31, 2020:

That must be like the BMW of the ungulates.

One of the weird things about being an adult is...?

azzow2 comments on May 31, 2020:

When you apologize you have to because you want to instead of apologizing to avoiding punishment.

This is a letter sent from a redneck mom to her son.

azzow2 comments on May 31, 2020:

Where the dog, shotgun, and train those should be in every grate redneck story.

I just have one simple question.

azzow2 comments on May 30, 2020:

Ukraine.

Too soon????

azzow2 comments on May 28, 2020:

He should try surrendering his gun with barrel pointed forward.

Soldier salutes for 24 hours to raise awareness for suicide prevention.

azzow2 comments on May 28, 2020:

I have a coin I keep in my pocket I got from some Korean War vets. It is just a token to rember to think of the other vets that lost the battle that has no front.

New power source ??

azzow2 comments on May 27, 2020:

The energizer bunny nuclear powered.

Tyson promises workers who die from corona virus won't be wasted

azzow2 comments on May 26, 2020:

These guys know what to do. https://youtu.be/QPmSOAIRsj4

In my long pursuit for a relationship I must share some wisdom.

azzow2 comments on May 26, 2020:

That is foul and out of bounds on a lob serve.

Definitely work

azzow2 comments on May 26, 2020:

I have wanted a pet skunk. I had almost gotten one just before I had moved from Pennsylvania to California and the California restrictions were too severe to get the exotic pet license for the amount of time I had to move.

Early in the Morning The echo of a song rings off the old buildings in the blue morning ...

azzow2 comments on May 25, 2020:

Good write.

Thinking about putting this on the Politics page for shits and giggles.

azzow2 comments on May 25, 2020:

You are trying to stir up a murder hornets' nest lol.

What did I come in here for?

azzow2 comments on May 25, 2020:

I call that information syndrome and sometimes the forgetting starts after the first step.

a math genius ...[youtube.com]

azzow2 comments on May 24, 2020:

That was great, it took someone with patients to figure that out.

Mythology says that a guy called Noah didn't have an easy time at the ark...

azzow2 comments on May 24, 2020:

The termites were kept in the bilge pump under the gear housing box.

Good Afternoon Everyone! Happy Saturday! Spent the morning on Zoom with my Freethinker Friends in ...

azzow2 comments on May 23, 2020:

I would think it is highly unlikely that a swimming pool would transmit COVID19 because sunlight(ultraviolet light) destroys most viruses.

This is the best I've ever seen from these two nuts.

azzow2 comments on May 23, 2020:

His son is a DJ on an AM radio station KFI in California.

hornets [agnostic.com]

azzow2 comments on May 23, 2020:

Thats confusing would you need to call them Hit Wasp in that case?

I think this posting speaks for itself.[youtu.be]

azzow2 comments on May 22, 2020:

Classic comic genius.

Don't make promises you can't keep.

azzow2 comments on May 22, 2020:

Wouldn't it be covered in dust bunnies?

[youtu.be] Why doesn't this suprise me . ?

azzow2 comments on May 22, 2020:

Was it Ohio where thousands of dead voters voted for the Obomb?

This bit of wordplay is in the form of a musical word to those wise enough to take it. [youtu.be]

azzow2 comments on May 22, 2020:

You throughout those lyrics.

If you've not heard of this lady, you'll like her. Smart as a whip. [youtube.com]

azzow2 comments on May 22, 2020:

I will have to watch this later.

This is the Case for Capitalism: Lee Edwards, PhD. [youtube.com]

azzow2 comments on May 21, 2020:

It is brain washing from the school system and the liberal creating an illusion that socialism is a perfect society.

Picket fence at Dusk......

azzow2 comments on May 21, 2020:

How did you get all those ninja to hold their swords in the exact same way lol?

A couple of early morning moose visitors through my sisters yard this morning.

azzow2 comments on May 21, 2020:

A little one, handsome though.

A couple of Art-related Limericks: by David fishel A painterly prick named Picasso Had a penis ...

azzow2 comments on May 21, 2020:

Those made me think of Andrew Dice Clay. https://youtu.be/aTKZRire8Wg

So.

azzow2 comments on May 20, 2020:

Greenhouse, I put a new entrance door to the garage then built steeps for that entrance out of cement so I don't just fall out of the door, I put a new door on the side entrance to the house, trying to repair my tractor to cut the lawn, writing poems, and many other things it is impossible to be board at my house.

Well, well, who would have thunk it...

azzow2 comments on May 20, 2020:

https://brainfall.com/quizzes/which-looney-tunes-character-are-you/result/ps45r2/

Holy Shoot

azzow2 comments on May 19, 2020:

He probably has vodka in that squirt gun.

Mayor Leaves Mic On After Pardoning Himself From Coronavirus Meeting .

azzow2 comments on May 19, 2020:

So funny I dare no show it to my son he will be laughing for the rest of the day.

TODAY'S LIMERICK CORNER: (A little alliteration enlightens a Limerick) In a barbarous brothel of ...

azzow2 comments on May 19, 2020:

The first one I could not seem to make it sing in my brain. The second one is good.

I have a question for anyone who would like to comment :) Do you think mandatory gun safety ...

azzow2 comments on May 19, 2020:

A class in common sense would be beneficial all around.

Shame on you!!!

azzow2 comments on May 18, 2020:

A cheap nut fetish.

Too Much Attention from a Widow! What to do.

azzow2 comments on May 18, 2020:

Sound like you need to be blunt. There will be hurt feelings, however, "ripping the bandaid off quick hurts less in the long run".

"Wastelands" by David Fishel There's an undulating island made of polyurethane It meanders like...

azzow2 comments on May 18, 2020:

I like the science ones. I have composed a few, I fear that they are more misunderstood than my normal enigmas.

I would file this under General Wisdom, you don't have to be Japanese to benefit from it.

azzow2 comments on May 18, 2020:

If it's not yours take it a part reverse engineer it change the microcircuitry then rename it then sell it as an original.

I just discovered your group and hope to return often.

azzow2 comments on May 18, 2020:

Rhyming is my thing too I have not written many limericks though. Good write

Maybe at my 18th bday if would of been funny.

azzow2 comments on May 17, 2020:

How did he fit it in his car to donate it and was a little old church lady chasing him when he donated it?

After seeing the one warning us about proper punctuation, I feel I must warn everyone that capital ...

azzow2 comments on May 17, 2020:

Using a jack on a horse to change its shoes is a tad bit overzealous lol.

The Gibson Girl An artist named Charles Dana Gibson, Who lived much the same time as Ibsen, ...

azzow2 comments on May 17, 2020:

That rhyming is always fun.

Obama knocks 'folks in charge' while discussing COVID-19 in commencement speech [foxnews.com]

azzow2 comments on May 16, 2020:

Is that his appeal for mercy?

Fred Fleitz: Obamagate – How Obama administration apparently weaponized intel agencies for ...

azzow2 comments on May 16, 2020:

Biden might need to duck and cover on that one also.

Can you find it? 😉

azzow2 comments on May 16, 2020:

I see.

Hello, I’m a single man whose been self lsolated for over 2 months.

azzow2 comments on May 16, 2020:

Welcome

NOTHING would surprise us at this point, but - wait,

azzow2 comments on May 16, 2020:

A poem I had composed several years ago. Land Shark: Nestled beneath the earth hunched down in the lea the stalks of vender tremble and rumble restless there is no time to delay. Scurry and hurry all in a panic the woodland creatures freeze in their tracks anticipating the maylay from a covert attack. Quivering elms undulating from the wake of soil what a recoil toss all animate into a foil. Lunging teeth beneath pitter-patter feet the enormous beast is about to feast. Like a harpoon crack of thunder flash of insight in calm dusky sky strikes the beast ends the day without delay. Was this yesterday or today perhaps newmarro?

True Facts: BatFishes - YouTube

azzow2 comments on May 15, 2020:

Very cool, informative.

[youtube.com] Yes, indeed! THOSE were the days! Guess we'll never see them again. :(

azzow2 comments on May 15, 2020:

Wasn't that the song used in Archie Bunker?

[nypost.

azzow2 comments on May 15, 2020:

She acted fast, I can remember once having reflex like that anymore I am slower than a turtle.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to serve on Biden campaign climate change panel [foxnews.com]

azzow2 comments on May 15, 2020:

AOC needs to change her own climate to someplace that has more oxygen.

Hello everyone, I'm new to this group. Hope you have a great friday.

azzow2 comments on May 15, 2020:

Welcome

here's a tale of an enterprising Indiana boy, or bowel movement type .

azzow2 comments on May 15, 2020:

That must be where they learned glorifying the facts made news that sold.

President Trump was in my neck of the woods today (Lehigh Valley PA).

azzow2 comments on May 15, 2020:

Was it a surprise visit? I will have to ask my dad if he went.

[youtu.be] Poor old Canadians are being stripped of their gun rights now.

azzow2 comments on May 14, 2020:

How will they ever go moose hunting?

I'd like to thank everyone for participating in Zoom Chat! We had an awesome group and yakked till ...

azzow2 comments on May 14, 2020:

Sorry I had to go in a rush something was mucking with the birds. All of the birds were all screaming. Whatever was razzing the birds got away before I could see what it was.

A Murder Alongside the cheap new motel a stand of pines is black and loud with crows.

azzow2 comments on May 14, 2020:

Ernest Hemingway was infatuated with crows/ravens. Good write

Pelosi would love to use Covid relief to help elect more anti gun rights Democrats- [ammoland.com]

azzow2 comments on May 14, 2020:

What is baffling is that the lawmakers know that there are way smarter attorneys in the private sector that are in favor of firearms that are just going to loophole the liberal hogwash.

Now this is a useful adaptation!

azzow2 comments on May 14, 2020:

They could be considered contraband in California seeing that straws are illegal there lol.

Questions about the Alt Right

azzow2 comments on May 13, 2020:

I had to look this up to define what it was. To me it sounds like an extremist cult looking to exclude everything and everyone that doesn't agree with their ideas. It seems like a dangerous way of thinking.

AOC removed from union-backed progressive party ballot line in New York [foxnews.com]

azzow2 comments on May 13, 2020:

We have to wonder how she has made it this long after the Amazon job fiasco she created.

Wow, big 1960s hair!

azzow2 comments on May 13, 2020:

Hair spray was the stock to have back then it seems.

REMINDER: Tonight is Zoom Night for Chat with Sassygirl3869 and other Agnostic members.

azzow2 comments on May 13, 2020:

If I don't get distracted by shiny things I will be there.

The Church has an official explanation for the disappearance of dinosaurs..

azzow2 comments on May 12, 2020:

What does the penis in the water mean?

2020https://agnostic.com/images/posts/187456_nvonqyxx3qxn38q_full.jpeg?v=2

azzow2 comments on May 12, 2020:

Just as well Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Sigourney Weaver stay out of it.

[psiloveyou.xyz] Why you aren't attracted to nice guys. Really made me think........

azzow2 comments on May 12, 2020:

It seems like the axiom of "know the price of everything and the value of nothing" might apply to the authors thinking.

It's at a time when some news considered terrific by , thankfully a decent chunk of American's.

azzow2 comments on May 12, 2020:

I had thought Bill Pervert Clinton was the first black president.

I got something special for the Murder Hornets!!!!!

azzow2 comments on May 12, 2020:

A real nut roaster.

Don't feel bad @Jacar, quite a few leftwingers have made revolting public remarks about me too, not ...

azzow2 comments on May 11, 2020:

The left does live for their love of hate and spite. They are absorbed so much into the noncommon sense side of an issue that their loyalty to that type of thinking is more dangerous than religion.

What's wrong with this picture?

azzow2 comments on May 10, 2020:

The bong is plugged in.

[youtube.

azzow2 comments on May 9, 2020:

Very mellow.

simply delerious [youtube.com]

azzow2 comments on May 9, 2020:

He can say a lot without saying anything.

My lightsaber that is not...

azzow2 comments on May 9, 2020:

Oh boy! https://youtu.be/0XOKvFyNquM

If You Found That ‘Plandemic’ Video Convincing, Read This Too [vitals.lifehacker.com]

azzow2 comments on May 9, 2020:

I am still waiting for the body to be in the 100,000 of thousands per day like they were in the pandemic of the Bubonic plague. https://www.historyextra.com/period/medieval/black-death-plague-epidemic-facts-what-caused-rats-fleas-how-many-died/

Pop quiz: Who is this handsome man I was walking with this morning? (A great guy, by the way)

azzow2 comments on May 9, 2020:

Is that the actor from the Hangover movies.

Gee.... 29 degrees in May. Maybe it will kill the murder hornets?

azzow2 comments on May 9, 2020:

Hornets can sting multiple times as well as bite. I would bet that they are just like any wild critter leave them alone and they will ignore you.

And these tiny damned souls somehow look like baby Trumps...

azzow2 comments on May 8, 2020:

They kind of look like frogs stuck in plastic that is in the shape of pirate hats.

[vice.com] Sext only arrangements are getting horny folks through lockdown. Agree/Disagree?

azzow2 comments on May 8, 2020:

Who is getting text sex? The only text sex I get is from the Ghana scam team.

Praire truth:

azzow2 comments on May 8, 2020:

Some of them there swine need lipstick.

Quite entertaining. [youtu.be]

azzow2 comments on May 8, 2020:

He gest 2 thumbs up. This made me think that sarcasm should be a mandatory class in every middle school.

“What did grandma/grandpa do during the plague?

azzow2 comments on May 8, 2020:

My daughter the other day says" You know way back in the olden days like the 1980s" That was enough to make me snort.

Have you heard about Murphy's Law?

azzow2 comments on May 7, 2020:

Eye roll.

Is it safe...? (Marathon Man)😱😂

azzow2 comments on May 7, 2020:

Your underwear drawer is empty.

Good Morning Everyone! Happy Thursday! I'd like to thank everyone who participated in Zoom Chat ...

azzow2 comments on May 7, 2020:

Sorry, I had forgotten, I had got too busy working on one of my many projects.

Uh-oh, the morning after! [facebook.com]

azzow2 comments on May 7, 2020:

I have not had that issue for several years.

Did you know your warranty is void when you buy it on Amazon?

azzow2 comments on May 6, 2020:

I have recently encountered this as well. I had bought a chainsaw in 2018 and it had broken this year. I had figured the warranty was exhausted. I was simply asking the seller if they could guide me in the direction so I could buy a replacement part. All I got was a generic response like the one you received.

The people who preach inclusion, tolerance, and acceptance feel that it is okay to do this: ...

azzow2 comments on May 6, 2020:

Stupidity sure is contagious when it comes to prejudice.

[themighty.com] When depression makes you seem like a messy person. Agree/Disagree?

azzow2 comments on May 6, 2020:

I think it just makes you a busy person that knows how to keep from getting bored. I was talking to a teacher several years back and she had a quote. " A messy sink indicates a well-fed family, a pile of laundry shows a well-cloathed family.".

Thursday Afternoon The incomprehensible million cycles, rhythms, revolvings, pulsings, that...

azzow2 comments on May 6, 2020:

Positively kinetic. Good write

Jerry Seinfeld: Twenty-Three Hours to Kill.

azzow2 comments on May 6, 2020:

Looking forward to that one.

Behind the rogue and botched attack to kidnap Venezuela's Maduro (Fox News) [foxnews.com]

azzow2 comments on May 5, 2020:

They are looking for publicity. If they wanted that guy dead the Navy would park ship with one of the new laser cannons on it and a spotter would have sent a coded text with the targets coordinance and the target would be dead.

Good Morning Everyone! Woke up early after falling asleep on the couch last night.

azzow2 comments on May 5, 2020:

Punxsutawney Phil needs to visit a Psychologist.

Adult Happy Meal.

azzow2 comments on May 5, 2020:

A ménage à trois ala cart for any meal.

Really, now, how are you all doing?

azzow2 comments on May 5, 2020:

Can you hear me now! https://youtu.be/j_fFVOLqlKY

Words from their Elder:

azzow2 comments on May 2, 2020:

I once said how Clinton raped a woman with a cigar on the main chat. The main rebuff that was said was Monica was a consenting adult.

This is old and the video reflects that but the humour is not old. [youtu.be]

azzow2 comments on May 2, 2020:

She is super. I think Rita Rudner should do a team-up with Iliza Shlesinger.

[youtu.be] Andrew Shultz endorses Joe Biden .. " Truth y'all ". 😷🤣😆

azzow2 comments on May 2, 2020:

Very funny.

Be sure to say thank you to all the essential workers

azzow2 comments on May 1, 2020:

I think essential workers were misspelled. The correct spelling is exotic workers.

JUST GOT BLOCKED ON FACEBOOK AGAIN!!!!!! This time for answering a question.

azzow2 comments on Apr 30, 2020:

I have relatives in many places so I keep F/B to touch base with them every so often, however there is just too much deity and demigod thing that float around there for me to spend much time on there.

I have a heavy heart tonight. (Lead blocks :-) )

azzow2 comments on Apr 29, 2020:

Are you practicing alchemy?

[youtu.

azzow2 comments on Apr 29, 2020:

She needs to loosen the ring around her ass its cutting off the oxygen to her brain.