A tribute to the beauty I know You're not saving the World I know You are not trying to keep ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 22, 2019:

That was a good flow. The topic on the verge we all seem to always be on the verge of something or other. Good write

Again some member of the general forum showing lack of "class". I said in a thread about Bernie ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 22, 2019:

That guy is king socialist anyway. He would F..k the economy up 3 ways from sideways.

Southern MN is set for TWO snow storms this weekend. Going to go out tonight before I get snowed in ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 22, 2019:

No snow as of yet.

One Day One day I’ll be gone leaving all my assorted clutter for someone else to clean up....

azzow2 comments on Feb 22, 2019:

The job itself when being done is the labor of love. Good write

Good Morning everyone! I think it is going to be a good day. The sun is supposed to shine and my ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 22, 2019:

G/M winter storm is expected our way.

Good morning all... Happy Friday!! I'm going out to celebrate tonight having a baby girl.... ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 22, 2019:

G/M, My moms here to visit, My kids will be 8 years old next week so grandma came to bake and spoil.

I hope it’s just taking a drink and not peeing or crapping because that’s the town drinking ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 22, 2019:

Double recking.

I had a display at a Sex, Science, Rock & Roll event at the NJ Liberty science Center tonight. ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 21, 2019:

All you need is a thick German accent and your own radio show LOL.

FedEx box???

azzow2 comments on Feb 21, 2019:

That sounds like the ideal Xmas gift for grinches.

Oh I hope so. I know I have friends that feel this way. Would love to find a partner who will, too.

azzow2 comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Are you going for shock value?

A meme I made a while back. Dedicated to the passengers in my car. 😅😂😅😂 I hope ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 21, 2019:

I was in Korea in 1999 we were in a taxi. To this day when the guys get together, we still talk about that taxi ride. The driver was driving like a mad man on sidewalks weaving around cars at one point we were headed straight for a semis grill. So no matter who is driving they could never be as bad as that taxi ride was.

Love is a many splendored thing but it is based upon commonality and symbiosis.

azzow2 comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Now that is a challenge.

Good Morning!

azzow2 comments on Feb 21, 2019:

Mine might be on my sole.

[understandingcompassion.com] Peope who cry during movies are the strongest people of all? I ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 21, 2019:

I could cry when I see a really bad movie especially if it cost a lot of money to see.

I’ve experienced this: “But you’re ethical, so how can you not believe in God?”

azzow2 comments on Feb 20, 2019:

Is she the surprise or is she giving the surprise?

Um..............

azzow2 comments on Feb 20, 2019:

Have to wonder if the person that wrote this did it pre coffee.

But I like her. She's like the Super-Villian in a comic book... kind of an "Anti-Trump":

azzow2 comments on Feb 20, 2019:

She could lie like Clinton saying that umpteen jobs were created. They were created in China.

Love is not only made for lovers?❤

azzow2 comments on Feb 20, 2019:

Epically if they are naked in your shower and have your car keys hostage.

Woohoo.... . . . . . Went to the doctor.... Had my physical.... Blood pressure perfect... ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 20, 2019:

Good to hear Get Beethoven, Chopin, Mozart play it for your baby in the womb you won't regret it. https://youtu.be/TqyLnMa3DJw

So what makes someone block you (he disappeared, so I'm assuming) after having a great conversation,...

azzow2 comments on Feb 20, 2019:

The internet police came and arrested him confiscated all of the felonious accounts that were created and impounded the computer.

Clever janitor! [facebook.com]

azzow2 comments on Feb 20, 2019:

That was about as smart as it gets.

Sometimes, if it was fun or something!

azzow2 comments on Feb 20, 2019:

You have to make sure that you make it more complex every time just to change up the confusion.

True and to the point

azzow2 comments on Feb 20, 2019:

The conclusionist sure do think that type of control will really work.

The Letter B Prank So hysterical! 😅😂😅😂 [youtu.be]

azzow2 comments on Feb 20, 2019:

Could be a pickup trick.

Getting a haircut tomorrow any suggestions? I do have something in mind, but I'd like to know what ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 20, 2019:

Get them all cut just one is costly.

Good morning all! Happy humpday! I have a doctors appointment today... Gonna get a complete ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 20, 2019:

G/M

How important is honesty to you?

azzow2 comments on Feb 20, 2019:

Paramount

An invisible couple ?

azzow2 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

They can grow up to be transparent sales people.

I find it disappointing that most atheists are far to the left, i am a libettrrian, i am quiet ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

The government has been misusing its power since Theodore Roosevelt and the controlling of the economy through oil, fear mongering, press manipulation and the worst religion.

Weird request, but ok.

azzow2 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

I like that logic. I make my kids laugh with that type of logical thinking all the time.

Hi all - just started a new music group (like this site needs more music groups) but this is all ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Just in case https://youtu.be/d-diB65scQU

Ok, not very spooky, but check out the front gate. Did I you see the spider towards the lower left?...

azzow2 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Norman, turn off that cold water it is making your guest scream.

Car No fly..

azzow2 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Had to digest that one. They must think N.A.S.A. has plans.

This showed up on my Facebook feed and everyone seems to think it's a scream. It just makes me sad....

azzow2 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

The left out "A good one"

Submitted for your approval....three more lovely vintage cards :-)

azzow2 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Very cool.

[youtu.be]

azzow2 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Is that Pacman's cousin?

This veteran cosmic cowboy thought I knew what a Mind Fuck was... Until I did THIS many years ago......

azzow2 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

I need some atropine after that one.

Is your refrigerator running?

azzow2 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Prince Albert might be in a can.

Why Would Anyone Fall In Love With You?

azzow2 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

I could tell you but I don't want to get cyber-slapped ? J/K btw.

This will be my motivational motto at my office meeting later this afternoon. 😅😂😅

azzow2 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

Whats even more fun is to know they did it drunk. How did they ever get it straight? They got paid in beer to work.

This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time: [youtu.be]

azzow2 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

This is fun. The material sounds like Andrew Dice Clay.

Speaking of biased news reporting, this just in from CNN:

azzow2 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

They killed the man on the moon ?

What are your views on net neutrality? Are you for it, against it or do you have a more nuanced view...

azzow2 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

To put controls is a violation of our Constitution.

Crinoid Fossil Specimen. Relax! It's a plant! Did I getcha? Did I?

azzow2 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

A caveman grappling hook.

What does "Blocked" look like? (I wrote to Admin but it looks like I’m not going to get a ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 19, 2019:

As far as the blocking thing I do not need to converse with people that have a closed mind anyway.

Muslim terrorists target both hard and soft targets. Catholic terrorist target only soft ones. Never...

azzow2 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

If you consider the gangs like the Bloods & Crypts, MS13 etc Skin Heads the fanatics (Timothy McVeigh) types the terrorist scale tips to America having more terrorist.

Sometimes?

azzow2 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Are they blowing smoke through the phone? Be careful it is toxic.

Mini gods?

azzow2 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Nosy bastards they seemed to be.

"Shields Up! A Diabolically Dank Meme is approaching!!!"

azzow2 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

They must have been Jim Beamed up.

What am I if I believe there is a creator with no name but not a God in our every day life and I ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

I was looking something about Ben Franklin a few days ago and the article I had read called him a deist however this is the first time I had heard this and I do not believe the person reporting this was exactly honest. Deist https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deism

The democrat party, greatest threat to the United States [conservativefiringline.com]

azzow2 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

I had thought that was what they were up to at the end of the last election. What would happen is tons of independents would run, at this time an independent has zero chance of being elected.

Anyone else? Hahaha!????

azzow2 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Good thing not many can see me.

Friends with benefits ?

azzow2 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

She has the club key?

If you had to flee with only 5 items, real or imagined, what would those items be?

azzow2 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

9mm Sauer, Multitool, Cumpas, Duct tape, a sheet of plastic.

The ideal woman’s body? [powerfulmind.co]

azzow2 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

I had always thought Mae West had the closest to ideal.

No numbers allowed... I'm vinyl records and bad-curly-perms years old.

azzow2 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

I am before the internet old.

Wanting Wanting to be broken utterly split apart with a mighty tearing like an apple broken ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

Man crazy and crazy over a man. Nice twist

Open the window Open the window The air is stuck and is not able to move It sits on your chest...

azzow2 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

The unanswerable questions. Nice twist

I don't believe it either, two birds with one stone, so to speak... [youtube.com]

azzow2 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

I don't get that kind of "comedy" it does not make me laugh. I

Good morning all... Happy Monday... Any of you ever seen the movie "Cleopatra" with Elizabeth ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 18, 2019:

G/M

Everything I wish you could feel how it is As your winds blow across my heart. Soft and fierce,...

azzow2 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Your poems gave me a DIsney idea for sure.

Checkmate!

azzow2 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Where is the jet pack in that case?

The Science of Magick Pt 1 I personally delineate stage magic from 'actual' 'magick' similarly to...

azzow2 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Stage magic is more of a psychological expedition. You reminded me that the university Berkeley offers magic classes.

Watching this Sunday a political show, the discussion on the wall continues.....Here is one more ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

The wall won't stop the problem it will only give the drug traffickers the option to find a different method of transport. https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/illicit-drone-flights-surge-along-us-mexico-border-as-smugglers-hunt-for-soft-spots/2018/06/24/ea353d2a-70aa-11e8-bd50-b80389a4e569_story.html?noredirect=on=.2fc17c15ac78

I need a source.

azzow2 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

There is more wrong with her than originally thought

Did you hear the one about a couple who wanted to fly United but the pilot wouldn't let them

azzow2 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Mile high club.

Hell Beto O’Rourke wants to tear down the border security that’s already there. [foxnews.]

azzow2 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Would a wiser choice be to talk to the Mexican government and help them develop a plan to increase wealth in their own country?

How To Pass The U.S. Immigration Test...😅 [m.facebook.com]

azzow2 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

Nice parody.

Here is another good read. [technocracy.news]

azzow2 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

The recent polar vortex and the claim that global warming was causing it was good for a giggle. Not one analyst that I had read mentioned the Chile earthquake that knocked the earth off axis 5 degrees changing the earth ellipse.

[youtube.com] These guys just make some damn good vids. Not try to advert there company, but they...

azzow2 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

These were great Nice to get a laugh in the A.M.

Whew,..this was disaster week at the Merlin home. First the cloths washer decide to lock up just ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

I think you borrowed my chaos.

How many people are going to be killed before the liberal gun control nuts realize that a no-gun ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

The shooter must have forgotten to read the sign perhaps he was good at basket weaving.

Of course the second person was a vandal too.

azzow2 comments on Feb 17, 2019:

You found the subtext to Murphy's law!

Eye rolls, brain freeze... general catatonia... praying for Scotty to beam you the fuck up...

azzow2 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

They need eye roll signs lol.

?? bad idea ??

azzow2 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Have to name the lion Don't Eatme.

Whoopi Goldberg lost her mind on the view recently. . ( I enjoy the highlights to observe Trump ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

I knew he was going to be fun when he got in there.

Hello all, I haven't been on this site for a while now. I am trying to find a balance between ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Is it harder to teaching high school now with all the school shootings? Do the kids stay more inline because of the perceived threat?

[youtube.com] I hate the computer voice videos, but dam this was funny.

azzow2 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

That robo voice is hard to listen to.

Adventures in Job Seeking: Yesterday I drove deep into the suburban Eastside for an interview ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Sounds like they were the letter to the law trying to discourage you. They were most likely doing this in the event that you were undercover labor board. Seems like they have an agenda?

How much does your ego get in the way of you meeting others? Asking for a friend

azzow2 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Not at all, I am very friendly to a point. Although I only have 2 friends that I would ever trust my kids with.

I think there are at least three things that can change a person for the worst if they aren't ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Desperation!!!

Found this online

azzow2 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Give the machine operator a ticket for another ride.

I'm feeling like Lucille Ball at the chocolate factory. I'm working in a different department and ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

When I worked for Stroh's the first job you learn is inserting bottle dividers by hand on a moving conveyor. In that situation give you some respect for Lucy and Ethel sticking candy where ever they could.

'My battery is low and it's getting dark': Mars rover Opportunity's last message to scientists | ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Have to wonder why they did not remote her her to one of the many other rovers that are there that have plenty of parts that could be scavenaged.

The first suit has been filed.

azzow2 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Stupidity, what a waste of tax dollars. The U.S. citizens should she those idiots for ridiculously wasting tax dollars.

More vintage delights! Sorry I've been absent.....still remodeling a rental house.....and somedays ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

You have some of the nicest art.

How did we end up this way?

azzow2 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Ben Franklin tried to tell the framers that this kind of situation was going to happen. The stubborn one side religious minded did what they want best for the country.

This one should get me a lot profile hits.. for the simple purpose of blocking me!? It should ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

I might be music out dated this is the first time I have ever heard this kid sing.

The Snow came down on the town along the Ohio. The creeks were frozen over, but not the big ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

I do don't miss those hard winters. Good describe

This should make for a spirited conversation: The following is but one dude’s experience and ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Women want their feelings validated and Men prefer a logical solution.

Double Entendre I think about you when I hear Jason Mraz sing I Want You to Have it All. My ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Not sure what this is hachi-niwa?

This is an interesting article about Millenial loneliness, although the points it makes are pretty ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Gen X, we had to deal with stingy parents that were born in depression error mentality they encourage us through corporal punishment to keep our selves busy.

Dandelion In a meadow next to forest All kinds of flowers bloom Insignificant like the truth ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

The lea just outside my door teams with living things. The truth be told in the predator-prey game. Interesting

Make no mistake about it, those on the political far left fear the Intellectual Dark Web- ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

I have heard of the dark web thought it was science fiction.

Definitely!!

azzow2 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Tell the queen to get her own bed.

Roses are red?

azzow2 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Have you been watching Dexter?

What scents do you like on a man? Opinions welcome regardless of gender or orientation.

azzow2 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

I kind of smell like grime dirt sweat occasionally blood not sure if that is an attractive aroma.

collectivism versus individualism- [ammoland.com]

azzow2 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

Sounds as if they are getting ready for book burning.

I just got a personal doctor for the first time in my adult life, and this is kinda me...

azzow2 comments on Feb 15, 2019:

I had heard this on the radio they often throw tidbits of info out. The DJ had said the stats on lying to doctors is something like 89%.

Hey everyone. I just downloaded this app. Thought I'd check it out as I'm too busy to meet people in...

azzow2 comments on Feb 14, 2019:

Lots of very cool people here.