Pop quiz: Who is this handsome man I was walking with this morning? (A great guy, by the way)

azzow2 comments on May 9, 2020:

Is that the actor from the Hangover movies.

Gee.... 29 degrees in May. Maybe it will kill the murder hornets?

azzow2 comments on May 9, 2020:

Hornets can sting multiple times as well as bite. I would bet that they are just like any wild critter leave them alone and they will ignore you.

And these tiny damned souls somehow look like baby Trumps...

azzow2 comments on May 8, 2020:

They kind of look like frogs stuck in plastic that is in the shape of pirate hats.

[vice.com] Sext only arrangements are getting horny folks through lockdown. Agree/Disagree?

azzow2 comments on May 8, 2020:

Who is getting text sex? The only text sex I get is from the Ghana scam team.

Praire truth:

azzow2 comments on May 8, 2020:

Some of them there swine need lipstick.

Quite entertaining. [youtu.be]

azzow2 comments on May 8, 2020:

He gest 2 thumbs up. This made me think that sarcasm should be a mandatory class in every middle school.

“What did grandma/grandpa do during the plague?

azzow2 comments on May 8, 2020:

My daughter the other day says" You know way back in the olden days like the 1980s" That was enough to make me snort.

Have you heard about Murphy's Law?

azzow2 comments on May 7, 2020:

Eye roll.

Is it safe...? (Marathon Man)😱😂

azzow2 comments on May 7, 2020:

Your underwear drawer is empty.

Good Morning Everyone! Happy Thursday! I'd like to thank everyone who participated in Zoom Chat ...

azzow2 comments on May 7, 2020:

Sorry, I had forgotten, I had got too busy working on one of my many projects.

Uh-oh, the morning after! [facebook.com]

azzow2 comments on May 7, 2020:

I have not had that issue for several years.

Did you know your warranty is void when you buy it on Amazon?

azzow2 comments on May 6, 2020:

I have recently encountered this as well. I had bought a chainsaw in 2018 and it had broken this year. I had figured the warranty was exhausted. I was simply asking the seller if they could guide me in the direction so I could buy a replacement part. All I got was a generic response like the one you received.

The people who preach inclusion, tolerance, and acceptance feel that it is okay to do this: ...

azzow2 comments on May 6, 2020:

Stupidity sure is contagious when it comes to prejudice.

[themighty.com] When depression makes you seem like a messy person. Agree/Disagree?

azzow2 comments on May 6, 2020:

I think it just makes you a busy person that knows how to keep from getting bored. I was talking to a teacher several years back and she had a quote. " A messy sink indicates a well-fed family, a pile of laundry shows a well-cloathed family.".

Thursday Afternoon The incomprehensible million cycles, rhythms, revolvings, pulsings, that...

azzow2 comments on May 6, 2020:

Positively kinetic. Good write

Jerry Seinfeld: Twenty-Three Hours to Kill.

azzow2 comments on May 6, 2020:

Looking forward to that one.

Behind the rogue and botched attack to kidnap Venezuela's Maduro (Fox News) [foxnews.com]

azzow2 comments on May 5, 2020:

They are looking for publicity. If they wanted that guy dead the Navy would park ship with one of the new laser cannons on it and a spotter would have sent a coded text with the targets coordinance and the target would be dead.

Good Morning Everyone! Woke up early after falling asleep on the couch last night.

azzow2 comments on May 5, 2020:

Punxsutawney Phil needs to visit a Psychologist.

Adult Happy Meal.

azzow2 comments on May 5, 2020:

A ménage à trois ala cart for any meal.

Really, now, how are you all doing?

azzow2 comments on May 5, 2020:

Can you hear me now! https://youtu.be/j_fFVOLqlKY

Words from their Elder:

azzow2 comments on May 2, 2020:

I once said how Clinton raped a woman with a cigar on the main chat. The main rebuff that was said was Monica was a consenting adult.

This is old and the video reflects that but the humour is not old. [youtu.be]

azzow2 comments on May 2, 2020:

She is super. I think Rita Rudner should do a team-up with Iliza Shlesinger.

[youtu.be] Andrew Shultz endorses Joe Biden .. " Truth y'all ". 😷🤣😆

azzow2 comments on May 2, 2020:

Very funny.

Be sure to say thank you to all the essential workers

azzow2 comments on May 1, 2020:

I think essential workers were misspelled. The correct spelling is exotic workers.

JUST GOT BLOCKED ON FACEBOOK AGAIN!!!!!! This time for answering a question.

azzow2 comments on Apr 30, 2020:

I have relatives in many places so I keep F/B to touch base with them every so often, however there is just too much deity and demigod thing that float around there for me to spend much time on there.

I have a heavy heart tonight. (Lead blocks :-) )

azzow2 comments on Apr 29, 2020:

Are you practicing alchemy?

[youtu.

azzow2 comments on Apr 29, 2020:

She needs to loosen the ring around her ass its cutting off the oxygen to her brain.

Kentucky Derby 2020 [agnostic.com]

azzow2 comments on Apr 28, 2020:

Face corsets, what's next neck garterbelts for the forehead?

Top 10 Disastrously Named Consumer Goods [youtube.com]

azzow2 comments on Apr 28, 2020:

I can't think of a product off hand. I did know a guy named Jim Dandy.

Hilarious comments after the main body of the article .

azzow2 comments on Apr 28, 2020:

I always like to keep this kind of thing in perspective. Our planet is about the size of a grain of sand in a 100,000,000,000 squared sea of oceans.

Alerts

azzow2 comments on Apr 28, 2020:

Do you have the notification turned on?

Good Morning Everyone.

azzow2 comments on Apr 28, 2020:

1900 (7:00 P.M.) east coast time is 1700 (5:00 P.M. ) mountain time and1600 ( 4:00 P.M.) west coast time

...another trivia question for Sunday night?

azzow2 comments on Apr 28, 2020:

A Horton?

Walpurgis Nacht.........

azzow2 comments on Apr 27, 2020:

Your going to need a big bucket for when that lava tree melts.

Yes It's true, we're in a new world suddenly ... [popularmechanics.com]

azzow2 comments on Apr 27, 2020:

Without it a forensic photographers authentication it is still just a random hoax video.

I am hoping for the Nickelback Album!!!!

azzow2 comments on Apr 27, 2020:

I think U.F.O`s will be entering our stratosphere soon.

[agnostic.com]

azzow2 comments on Apr 26, 2020:

Just put a box somewhere it never was before they will think it is new and spend several minutes getting in and out of it.

Black light and day-glo remind me of.

azzow2 comments on Apr 26, 2020:

Lightning bugs on espresso.

"Fuck you" Sign language performance - YouTube

azzow2 comments on Apr 26, 2020:

Won't play I'll have to watch it on my desktop later.

Are you a dog person, or a car person? [youtube.com]

azzow2 comments on Apr 26, 2020:

Grace!

a few comments, from Rio Rico, AZ, USA (100 km south of Tucson, AZ, USA) at about 1060 meters: Hi...

azzow2 comments on Apr 26, 2020:

Here are some solutions https://www.google.com/search?q=how+to+soften+water+without+salt=ALeKk03qO0cGjRBUiZa4-SYVk4EhiM_eGA:1587933124954=univ=shop=u&sa=X=2ahUKEwjFzNvu94bpAhVLVK0KHeYiDz8Qsxh6BAgNECw=1630=803

Would Bailey’s be better?

azzow2 comments on Apr 26, 2020:

About a liter, but what do I know I have been sober for a very long time.

Not all sports are canceled due to Covid=19. Here is one to do at home. [static.boredpanda.com]

azzow2 comments on Apr 26, 2020:

EYE roll.

CNN= Crooked News Network.

azzow2 comments on Apr 25, 2020:

I think where the concern comes in is we are free our constitution gives us those rites. For the government to chose for us how to be safe infringes on those basics. Our choice to chose is the basic principle of our country. When the government starts dictating how we chose to keep our selves safe it plays right into the scenario the liberals love the best that is for the government to control our lives.

I've posted this one before, a long time ago, but it's one of my favorites.

azzow2 comments on Apr 25, 2020:

Thought ought. Good write

A piece of vintage Bowie.

azzow2 comments on Apr 25, 2020:

He was a force for music talent for sure.

Cult of beauty (Recreation of Salvador Dalí and Gaia painting by Nikola Golubovski)

azzow2 comments on Apr 25, 2020:

One hump or two?

No shortage of folks on this site who love absolute government control of things.

azzow2 comments on Apr 24, 2020:

I have read where they want to blame the conservatives for the protest. In reality the protesters are desperate to get their incomes moving and political affiliation has nothing to do with the protest.

It’s time to quit putting up with crap from Iran! [redstate.com]

azzow2 comments on Apr 22, 2020:

The Iranians the ones that must be smoking the opium, stupid is as stupid does.

Here's the answer folks ! [dailymaverick.co.za]

azzow2 comments on Apr 22, 2020:

Some microbes are smaller than the pores in the condom rubber. I am not sure covid19 does not fit into the fall through the cracks scenario.

AOC celebrates oil crash in now-deleted tweet: 'You absolutely love to see it' (Fox News) ...

azzow2 comments on Apr 22, 2020:

The other Congress members that rely on oil futures to not only pay for their lavish lifestyle as well as to control the economy might just Burry her under her coffin.

He makes religion Funny [youtube.com]

azzow2 comments on Apr 21, 2020:

The religions do breed prejudice it seems to be the core point in every case.

Not a huge fan of memes, but here were a few good ones circulating around on Minds.

azzow2 comments on Apr 21, 2020:

It all seems to be a very wicked catch 22.

FACTS:::: Immigration and demographics::: The Red Elephants Vincent James always provides FACTS.

azzow2 comments on Apr 21, 2020:

The unchecked integration makes you wonder if this is the way the people in California that got covid19 under mysterious circumstances.

Truth..............

azzow2 comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Makes me wonder what is in beta test mode.

[youtu.

azzow2 comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Just think if Trey Gowdy were to run and win he is the best arguer there is.

Good Afternoon Everyone! Happy Tuesday! I have spent the morning trying to fix my computer with ...

azzow2 comments on Apr 21, 2020:

You are Zoom ready now.

Watch that first step down, it's a doozy!

azzow2 comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Surprised that that rain gutter has lasted because you know that someone tried to scale down it.

We are redefining the levels of frightened

azzow2 comments on Apr 21, 2020:

We were in Oman during Desert Storm and one of the airforce hospital ships was there in quarantine for Legionnaires disease. I can remember thinking that I hope that never happens on a grand scale.

Claw machine outside the market! 😮

azzow2 comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Good thing the vender did not put sanitizer gel in there the soccer mom's would be attacking the machine with chainsaws.

Scammers Are Going After Stimulus Checks — Here’s What You Need To Know [refinery29.com]

azzow2 comments on Apr 20, 2020:

There is now an anti-scammer task force. https://content.naic.org/cmte_d_antifraud.htm

Feeling brave today. Found this photo of yours truly at Sweet 16. Anyone want to post theirs?

azzow2 comments on Apr 20, 2020:

I might have been 18 in the first one maybe 16 or 17 in the second.

"I honestly hardly ever drink!" Sigh

azzow2 comments on Apr 20, 2020:

I only speak in tongue.

Breaking news

azzow2 comments on Apr 20, 2020:

They just did a story on NPR on how this British veteran captain was doing a wonderful thing raising money for the coronavirus medical staff in Britain.

Lying in Bed at night when the rain comes I feel like an ink line drawing in an old book ...

azzow2 comments on Apr 19, 2020:

I seem to be in a writing slump it will pass. Good write

[troyrecord.com] This is where I live. Covid-19 projected peak.

azzow2 comments on Apr 19, 2020:

Might be sooner I hear many people are ignoring the voluntary quarantine and just doing as they please California is among the worst offenders.

Hello people, I've been looking for a new favorite group since I don't seem to get my old favorite ...

azzow2 comments on Apr 19, 2020:

Aloha!

Good Morning Everyone! Happy Sunday! Its a beautiful sunny day.

azzow2 comments on Apr 19, 2020:

I knew some of you would understand.

Animated GIF - Find & Share on GIPHY

azzow2 comments on Apr 18, 2020:

I will take sobriety over any of it. https://youtu.be/jLMKhVb0HOA

The calif D.

azzow2 comments on Apr 17, 2020:

Murder!

Especially the Dutch:

azzow2 comments on Apr 17, 2020:

Why limit to just breakfast though?

Good Morning Everyone! Happy Friday! Do you have trouble keeping track of the days?

azzow2 comments on Apr 17, 2020:

There is an issue with using online tax prep and the IRS not having bank info I posted the article yesterday.

From the Phoenix Desert Botanical Garden:

azzow2 comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Majestic.

I thought this article about finger length and promiscuity would be an interesting topic for this ...

azzow2 comments on Apr 15, 2020:

Does it matter which hand?

[youtu.

azzow2 comments on Apr 15, 2020:

The press in many cases becomes gullible when it comes to Trump even with the negative spins they try, this just gives Trump more exposure.

Just so you know...

azzow2 comments on Apr 15, 2020:

You marked unsmelly just from 6 feet or more away.

Complete the following sentence.

azzow2 comments on Apr 15, 2020:

Trying to find a date during the quarantine.

New clock...

azzow2 comments on Apr 14, 2020:

Blanky blank blank. For those that don't get it.

Can't fix stupid.

azzow2 comments on Apr 14, 2020:

He should just lick the shopping cart.

Just when I thought the New York Times couldn't get any more cockamamie in their reporting.

azzow2 comments on Apr 14, 2020:

The liberals will brush it off as no big thing after all Bidens protégé raped a woman with a cigar and the liberals forgave Clinton for that.

Court cases piling up as 2A infringements continue... [bearingarms.com]

azzow2 comments on Apr 14, 2020:

We have talked about this in the past. Take away people's guns and they will start improvisations of other means of protection which in many cases will mean things like IEDs that will cause even more problems. The government gets more ignorant as their power fever increases.

I stopped for a good 5 min. Still can't figure out where she got the Pokémon bags.

azzow2 comments on Apr 13, 2020:

Nice bunnies.

Cookies anyone?

azzow2 comments on Apr 13, 2020:

Mushroom cloud delights.

One of my favorite quotes is "Only boring people are ever bored" ... [refinery29.com]

azzow2 comments on Apr 13, 2020:

I also like Confuses: Woman who flyes upsidedown crackup.

This is South Africa today! SowetanLIVE: 'Despicable': Cyril Ramaphosa as schools are plundered, ...

azzow2 comments on Apr 13, 2020:

That is like they are regressing to primitive behavior.

Hahahahhahahahahahaha

azzow2 comments on Apr 12, 2020:

That is about the size of it.

[nraila.

azzow2 comments on Apr 12, 2020:

Without population control the car deer accidents will increase greatly.

🖤🖤🖤😁👍

azzow2 comments on Apr 12, 2020:

Happy demigod torcher device day.

I'll be moving back home, to Cleveland OH (no wisecracks - I love my city), probably September, ...

azzow2 comments on Apr 12, 2020:

I was supposed to go to a reunion in September in Cleveland I doubt it will happen.

REMINDER: Tonight is Trivia Nite.

azzow2 comments on Apr 12, 2020:

1

How Did Crucifixion Actually Work? [thedailybeast.com]

azzow2 comments on Apr 12, 2020:

Crucifixion and impalement were common in that time period. Tetrodotoxin which is found in stonefish causes paralysis would explain 3 days' resurrection. The demigod fiction is stolen from Greek mythology.

Quarantine meme

azzow2 comments on Apr 11, 2020:

I can't get board it would be impossible around here.

ANDY! - A Randy Rainbow Song Parody - YouTube

azzow2 comments on Apr 11, 2020:

That made me think who is bailing the mob out these days?

People should not cough near you, they should not cough six feet away from you, if you hear somebody...

azzow2 comments on Apr 11, 2020:

Yea and sneeze particles can travel up to 60 feet or 18.28 meters good luck outrunning a sneeze.

The left's strategy for November is to accuse President Trump of killing Americans- [redstate.

azzow2 comments on Apr 11, 2020:

They are really reaching for all-time stupid tricks. I had herd some belly aching that Trump is uneducated the liberals ought to open their eyes on that one most of the liberal voting base is undereducated or uneducated.

Anti-gun rights bureaucrats put good people in danger to push for Corona-gun-control.

azzow2 comments on Apr 11, 2020:

Can't get any dumber than that, make people panic even more in a crisis.

My Thoughts on Being Housebound… I’ve put some thought into this and was first hesitant to ...

azzow2 comments on Apr 11, 2020:

I am well versed in staying alone so it does not bother me even a little. I am concerned for my dad and his wife they live in Allentown Pennsylvania which is not that far from New York a lot of people from New York commute to Allentown. My dad had a very bad heart attack a couple of years ago and is more susceptible to getting sick lucky his wife is somewhat of a clean freak, this gives some hope he is safe.

Sea Level The tall wind sweeping across from all points of the compass in all seasons— ...

azzow2 comments on Apr 10, 2020:

There are some memories for me in your rune. Very Good

Welcome to my virtual birthday party! The only party I am allowed to have.

azzow2 comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Happy BDay !!! 😵🤑😺🧛🧚🥳😷

Why is there no one in this chat room ?

azzow2 comments on Apr 9, 2020:

They got lost on the way.