Funny that I got a booty call request today just after I saw this meme about guys having to actually...

azzow2 comments on Mar 17, 2020:

I have a feeling this is going to make the baby boom era look like a minor occurrence in 9 months the Earth's population could tripple.

Just wondering ...

azzow2 comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Did they finally board their ships and evacuate this greedy sphere?

To all believers: Why you guys 1) join this group and 2) attempt to convert me?

azzow2 comments on Mar 17, 2020:

They have not done it to me yet, they might have to fear me worse than their demigod and deity.

Starting now in Denver/Colorado according to my daughter

azzow2 comments on Mar 17, 2020:

And the media said let the chaos begin.

All work and no play...

azzow2 comments on Mar 16, 2020:

https://youtu.be/PNmvhlsshDI

😪 OK so I really need to say this.

azzow2 comments on Mar 16, 2020:

Correct only antiviral medication can help reduce viral infections and then it a hit and miss if they are effective.

Running a red light

azzow2 comments on Mar 16, 2020:

Good one.

When the kids are in charge...

azzow2 comments on Mar 16, 2020:

And how!!!

Nudibranch

azzow2 comments on Mar 16, 2020:

It made me think of this deadly guy. https://youtu.be/JjHMGSI_h0Q

A crappy post

azzow2 comments on Mar 15, 2020:

It will give you hemorrhoids.

Don't you just hate it when so-called intellectuals try to impress you with their intelligence and ...

azzow2 comments on Mar 15, 2020:

When do Salvador Dali`s Greats hits come out on iTunes lol?

My Shameless Inner Poet inspired me with a poem this morning: Hickory Dickory Doke, The queen ...

azzow2 comments on Mar 14, 2020:

You must have been watching Andrew Dice Clay https://youtu.be/6lTnnu3XLFk

NO!. The Corona-Beer Virus cannot infect your computer.

azzow2 comments on Mar 14, 2020:

Did you miss the whole 3-mile island event several years back? https://youtu.be/-68iTvhWNB0

Hi, I am new to this chatroom...

azzow2 comments on Mar 14, 2020:

Welcome

And they wonder why more and more people are starting to question the mainstream medias.

azzow2 comments on Mar 14, 2020:

I don`t go to town much after going to Walmart in Las Vegas New Mexico yesterday and seeing the panic the media had caused to make people clear the shelves off made me think the freedom of the press needs to be redefined.

Have a happy Friday the 13th😁

azzow2 comments on Mar 14, 2020:

xxxoo

Good Evening Everyone! Well this Cornavirus Pandemic is starting to affect our lives.

azzow2 comments on Mar 13, 2020:

It is not the virus causing the disruption it is the media.

Sad Jason not getting the response he wanted

azzow2 comments on Mar 13, 2020:

I am not nearly as afraid of the virus as I am the the media causing mass panic for unjustifiable reasons.

Self-distancing taken to it's logical conclusion ....[digg.com]

azzow2 comments on Mar 13, 2020:

Gives new light to (Ring around the Rosey).

It's my understanding that the custom of shaking hands began as a way for two people to approach ...

azzow2 comments on Mar 12, 2020:

Could be something like an atomizer spray cloud of disinfectant with some odor added to ambiance.

I am honestly tired of Virus jokes. Here you go...

azzow2 comments on Mar 12, 2020:

A already have bidets installed on my toilets.

Ahhh, lovely summer sunflowers

azzow2 comments on Mar 12, 2020:

Send me some seeds I could use a few scarecrows.

House Democrats are causing mask shortage in wake of Wuhan Virus pandemic- [thefederalist.

azzow2 comments on Mar 12, 2020:

Stepping back and looking at this type of insanity might make someone think that the government wants people sick and dead to perhaps for them to capitalize on the situation.

Televangelist Jim Baker wants to help you. [youtu.be]

azzow2 comments on Mar 11, 2020:

There was once a title for people like this (Snake oil salesman).

Just curious .

azzow2 comments on Mar 11, 2020:

if you are susceptible to the flu virus which kills the young, old and sick the COVID-19 will affect you the same way if you are healthy and follow the common-sense rules of being sick {bed rest, fluids} you will recover.

Stupid but still made me laugh!

azzow2 comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Sticky and flexable.

More from Morons...

azzow2 comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Beat the liers with that shovel then bury them up to their necks and force them to read smut magazine.

They should change his name from sleepy Joe to jackass Joe.

azzow2 comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Talking about gun control and infringing on our constitutional right is bad belittling a person for defending our rites is worse.

Honest I only ate .... nevermind I ate it all 🤣

azzow2 comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Reminded me of some life trivia. Do you know why a lot of dogs are afraid of children? This is because kids have a tendency of sticking their fingers in the dog`s eyes.

Even a virus has standards

azzow2 comments on Mar 10, 2020:

And check his I.D. too lol.

This deserves the occasional reposting;

azzow2 comments on Mar 10, 2020:

The oxymoron of morons.

On this week's episode of campus insanity.

azzow2 comments on Mar 10, 2020:

When the liberals disagree with someone they try to shame people into changing and all this does is prove their childlike mentally.

Didnt know they got high

azzow2 comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Tetrodotoxin, also found in stonefish. This is part of any good Voodoo doctors zombie making kit. People that have that ingested it the past have been been buried alive with it mimicking death by inducing a comma.

Children of the Corn was released on March 9, (1984) 36 years ago today.

azzow2 comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Classic, thinking of this one reminded me of Invasion of the body snatches.

Yup accurate lol

azzow2 comments on Mar 9, 2020:

Perhaps we should import some Ukrainians to work at Walmart.

You Know Surely I have swallowed my own tail by now.

azzow2 comments on Mar 9, 2020:

Good write.

Lol good way to do that

azzow2 comments on Mar 9, 2020:

He is creating stunt doubles.

Groaner alert

azzow2 comments on Mar 9, 2020:

hooving cough.

Spending the next two weeks in Nashville responding to the tornadoes.

azzow2 comments on Mar 8, 2020:

Kudos!!!

Oh wow, this made my day! [l.facebook.com]

azzow2 comments on Mar 8, 2020:

Can't seen to observe it on the kindle In will have to PC it later.

I've had a productive weekend and look forward to the next 2 weeks.

azzow2 comments on Mar 8, 2020:

I think you are correct the fear of the virus is far more deadly than the virus it self.

Good reasons for owning a gun.

azzow2 comments on Mar 8, 2020:

To practice to avoid tyarany.

This really has the potential to become a thing...

azzow2 comments on Mar 8, 2020:

Found the cat.

Joe Biden is hardly the moderate he claims to be. [foxnews.com]

azzow2 comments on Mar 8, 2020:

I had heard the clam on NPR that Biden was a centrist, I was thinking they might need to look centrist up in the dictionary.

Mmmmm.... yeah. I can see that. 🤣[babylonbee.com]

azzow2 comments on Mar 8, 2020:

Finally, she is admitted to something now she can concentrate on erasing emails.

New Jersey’s infringement on gun rights has no bounds. [foxnews.com]

azzow2 comments on Mar 8, 2020:

They have had some backward thinking on that issue for a very long time. The one about having one guy go tranquilizer and give the deer a temporary birth control injection to control the deer population was always a head-scratcher.

The Trump bashers sure have some sick fantasies.

azzow2 comments on Mar 8, 2020:

How can Congress click back on their heels and think that they are not just as guilty for not enacting protol to prevent the media from spreading unacceptable panic?

Other people's misery makes good business

azzow2 comments on Mar 7, 2020:

They should include hemorrhoid cream.

[youtu.

azzow2 comments on Mar 7, 2020:

What needs to be established is Foot in the mouth Biden wants to make Americans vulnerable.

Susan Collins Unable to Decide Whether to Wash Hands | The New Yorker

azzow2 comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Hope her underwear aren't crusty.

So, i asked this guy, hes worth one hundred sixty million, about forgiveness and.

azzow2 comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Indifferent

Cheating in supposedly committed relationships.

azzow2 comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Just don't ask what you don't know can't hurt you.

Can't say I'm surprised to hear this.

azzow2 comments on Mar 6, 2020:

He has had double talk on so many inane issues his propaganda needs propaganda.

Gotta love it... continued.. 😁[joebiden.info]

azzow2 comments on Mar 6, 2020:

Put a clown in a suit and it is still a clown.

A groundhog with attitude

azzow2 comments on Mar 6, 2020:

Bill Murray required.

Part 2 of hysterically accurate memory lane

azzow2 comments on Mar 5, 2020:

Payphones, pagers, 5 1/2 inch floppy disk.

I tried posting this once, didn't let me.

azzow2 comments on Mar 5, 2020:

How much of a role does bitcoin have in the scenario?

Feature of movie outpost

azzow2 comments on Mar 4, 2020:

I'll have to look for that one.

COVID-19 Isn’t As Deadly As We Think Excellent article about the Corona Virus.

azzow2 comments on Mar 4, 2020:

I had looked this up this virus was first discovered in the 1960s there are 4 strains. My conclusion is the hype is the liberal media's way of trying to control the politics and some of those media moguls have major stock in medical supplies like mask and other personal protective equipment.

Do you personally adhere to the whole "three dates" thing before attempting to get physical with ...

azzow2 comments on Mar 4, 2020:

I did not even know that there were rules.

China's recent free export to the world

azzow2 comments on Mar 4, 2020:

This is in addition to the lead in the baby food and the arsenic in the exported juices.

Joe Biden is tring to pretend he isnt as crazy as Bernie and isnt taking money from the healthcare ...

azzow2 comments on Mar 4, 2020:

Our brains need animal protein to be as powerful as they are we are apex hunters and without animal protein, our brains would start to regress.

Yesterday marked thirteen years since a good friend of mine Sgt Ashly Moyer was killed in the Iraq ...

azzow2 comments on Mar 4, 2020:

https://youtu.be/QlpHfNdJIFM

Witticisms for the month: Money Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things ...

azzow2 comments on Mar 4, 2020:

The fool knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

Yes, as a matter of fact, I do like messing with people's minds. It's what I do for a living.

azzow2 comments on Mar 4, 2020:

Out here in the country, everyone waves it's the ones that don't wave that are a concern.

The shipwrecked mariner had spent several years on a deserted island.

azzow2 comments on Mar 4, 2020:

Why would you want to be rescued from such a cool place?

Politifact gets it wrong again and again on so-called "universal" background checks.

azzow2 comments on Mar 4, 2020:

That sounds just like the usual liberal double talk to try and sell a point.

Study Finds Half of World’s Beaches Will Disappear by 2100 A new study determined that ...

azzow2 comments on Mar 4, 2020:

I can't even begin on the first one that is a Pinky and the Brain conclusion. The bears is easy to believe DNA and RNA mutate over time . Social media of any type is a hindrance in our mammal nature and our 5 senses.

I wonder what the best way to spread a deadly virus might be, if I were an evil genius?

azzow2 comments on Mar 3, 2020:

Movie theater,church , bank, grocery store. Just takes a few microbes placed in an incubation situation.

NOW I AM IMMUNE TO THE CORONA VIRUS...BECAUSE I KNOW 'CORONA' MEANS "CROWN"!

azzow2 comments on Mar 3, 2020:

How Royal of you.

Good Morning Everyone! Woke up with the intention of working today but never made it.

azzow2 comments on Mar 3, 2020:

I am now wondering in comparison to the number of people the average flu kills vs the coronavirus? I have looked up coronavirus this virus was first identified in the 1960s there are 4 types and I am now mindful that this could be just media hype and panic tactics.

Threesome for today

azzow2 comments on Mar 2, 2020:

Is the balloon photo from a motion picture?

Feeling lonely and under-appreciated? NOW THERE'S A CURE FOR THAT ... [wired.com]

azzow2 comments on Mar 2, 2020:

That is awesome!

How the left continues to excuse violence towards the right- [bearingarms.

azzow2 comments on Mar 2, 2020:

Where the true sadness set in over this is when politicians from the opposing parties encourage this type of behavior.

Corona-Lemming syndrome : : """CDC estimates that so far this season there have been at least 32...

azzow2 comments on Mar 2, 2020:

The media loves to cause this kind of ruckus to try and disenfranchise the governmental bodies they disagree with.

Progressive's use of hypotheticals illustrated by LA Times article- [ammoland.com]

azzow2 comments on Mar 2, 2020:

This just tells you how backward thinking works. Make it harder for the average person that wants to prevent themselves and families from being victims.

Education does not equal education.

azzow2 comments on Mar 2, 2020:

This is where common sense and experience far outweigh any robot book learning that is begotten.

. Just for laughs From Alaska: “For politicians and their bleep policies.” [ktoo.org]

azzow2 comments on Mar 2, 2020:

Like lipstick on a pig.

Who did this?

azzow2 comments on Mar 2, 2020:

A penisator.

They’re getting downright looney with the gun control laws in California. [bearingarms.com]

azzow2 comments on Mar 2, 2020:

This is what you get from a liberal country like California that outlaws straws.

[youtu.

azzow2 comments on Mar 1, 2020:

Myopic mind to have to try and belittle others to make their own ego big.

I would hire him!

azzow2 comments on Mar 1, 2020:

The porcelain god.

I met a woman on here who said she was a Jewish atheist living in Texas.

azzow2 comments on Feb 29, 2020:

If you pmed her the screen name is possibly still in you message box.

[quiz.

azzow2 comments on Feb 29, 2020:

They have no progressive ideas and they can only repeat the same mistakes over and over. It is not so much the age as it is their thinking.

Ok so Frankie and I just went through a rough time tonight.

azzow2 comments on Feb 28, 2020:

Her ears hurt from her teeth coming in..

I was alone at a restaurant tonight so I sat at the bar.

azzow2 comments on Feb 28, 2020:

A random act of kindness or a fledgling stalker?

Any bikers here?...

azzow2 comments on Feb 28, 2020:

Dose that make him a squash head?

So what is your type?

azzow2 comments on Feb 28, 2020:

Intellectual, creative, whit a sense of ridiculous, is not afraid to get dirty both in bed and doing life projects.

Absolutely 🖤☠👻🎃

azzow2 comments on Feb 28, 2020:

Sex in the coffin. That might make an popular name for a pub and a cafe.

I don't live in America , but America & Americans are very important to your Allies.

azzow2 comments on Feb 28, 2020:

He is popular with the liberal class because they can relate to his double talk.

Democrat Party motto: never let a good tragedy go to waste.

azzow2 comments on Feb 28, 2020:

We now have to wonder what she smoked and how hard she hit her head when she fell.

🤣🤣 ladylike 🤣🤣

azzow2 comments on Feb 28, 2020:

Only if you not wearing underwear.

Lots of interesting articles about the panic and desperation of the Democratic Party power brokers ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 27, 2020:

M Obomb was the one encouraging th idea of the military paying for their own health insurance because the people volunteered for the service of our country.

Funny giff about drug dog

azzow2 comments on Feb 27, 2020:

He was saving his weiner for later.

Four Pole Creek The dog and I went walking up the field on the far side of the ragged creek.

azzow2 comments on Feb 27, 2020:

Good imagery. Nice write

Today one of my adult students mentioned that Trump has taken away all backing from agencies such ...

azzow2 comments on Feb 26, 2020:

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/donald-trump-plans-to-revamp-cut-back-us-intelligence-agencies-2017-01-04

If you're over 40....

azzow2 comments on Feb 26, 2020:

I find that the ignorance of immaturity is a major turnoff. Experience and wisdom are much sexier.

Any respect I may have had for Eastwood is gone now.

azzow2 comments on Feb 26, 2020:

Hard to believe that he could get snowed.

A trio for today

azzow2 comments on Feb 25, 2020:

I love random thought . It has been quite some time since I have had an outting with a genius though so I periodically talk to myself.

Now don't have a hissy fit!

azzow2 comments on Feb 25, 2020:

https://youtu.be/A_MjCqQoLLA