I don't know how many of you are familiar with Limericks but here's one.

azzow2 comments on Aug 2, 2019:

There was a man from Nantucket He carried nuts in a bucket When they spilled on the floor He said just _ _ _ _ it

Beware of typos

azzow2 comments on Aug 2, 2019:

There must be a lot of happy lady cops in that jurisdiction.

Oh, the horror...... 😪

azzow2 comments on Aug 1, 2019:

Wait until they figure out pantyhose arrive in an egg.

[patheos.

azzow2 comments on Aug 1, 2019:

I am always bewildered by this marriage thing who needs a piece of paper with a stamp on it to love someone.

Cute........

azzow2 comments on Aug 1, 2019:

She is excellent at doing dumb things for sure.

Saw this weird cloud formation this evening. Thought I would share. Hope you enjoy❤

azzow2 comments on Jul 31, 2019:

Like a manta ray bursting through the sea bed in pursuit of a prey.

Planet Mars invade planet earth😂

azzow2 comments on Jul 31, 2019:

Space spastic.

Is their a reason why ‘toilet’ seems to be a taboo word and replaced by ‘bathroom’ which, ...

azzow2 comments on Jul 31, 2019:

Perhaps people do not want to speak French so they don't call it a toilet. They opt to speak Roman which is where the word bath comes from.

Christopher Walken school of English.

azzow2 comments on Jul 31, 2019:

He can get Arnold Schwarzenegger to teach his Ebonics class.

Funny meme love it

azzow2 comments on Jul 31, 2019:

Is that a 1 hump or 2 hump?

Who will fix the Veterans Affairs problems...?

azzow2 comments on Jul 31, 2019:

And that is how they treat us. It has gotten a tad better since they started cracking down on the nonveteran medal staff for belittling veterans.

So, I just got a phone call, a recording actually.

azzow2 comments on Jul 31, 2019:

FN scammers can`t even use live people anymore. To boot even the prerecorded messages have bad English in them.

First rule of survival: don't shit where you drink. 🙄 [miaminewtimes.com]

azzow2 comments on Jul 31, 2019:

Just think of all the flushed birth control how does that affect the ecology?

Anyone else feel this way, or is it just me?

azzow2 comments on Jul 31, 2019:

LOL!

I can't help but wonder if we're all just searching for someone who's a bit out of our league, but ...

azzow2 comments on Jul 31, 2019:

I can dumb down or smarten up to a point. I just can't take ignorance. So I can't say out of my league.

These are so cool...

azzow2 comments on Jul 31, 2019:

Love it.

Thats my kind of bed

azzow2 comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Gives a new definition to shake and bake.

Yep 💯

azzow2 comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Correct to the T.

I think most agnostics are are democrats.

azzow2 comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Moderate I agree and disagree with both major parties. I also believe that being a free country that everyone has the right to determine the hoodwinking all politicians try to cram down our throats.

This is apt. We all have worth and dignity.

azzow2 comments on Jul 30, 2019:

I will give 2 cents for that.

Desperate after nothing they've done has worked, the Democrats look to history for a solution:

azzow2 comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Did they get a side of French fries with that?

Meanwhile, contracts are being bid for construction: [facebook.com]

azzow2 comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Very funny, they could have given him a whip and a cape.

The gun control nut democrats are hard at it again. [bearingarms.com]

azzow2 comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Are they trying to arm all the criminals and make many more victims? They must have stock in big pharmaceutical.

Good afternoon!

azzow2 comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Unbridled!

Ah, the logic of unbridled capitalism.

azzow2 comments on Jul 30, 2019:

When I was in Hongkong many moons ago when it was still under British rule. Air Jordanians were for sale on the street for 8$ a pair. I

I've been working on some new inventory for my market booth...

azzow2 comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Those are beautiful.

Did you try something you last did in your 20s? Here I go.

azzow2 comments on Jul 30, 2019:

I could list a bunch of stuff I would like to do. There are not many if any I would try now.

In god we trust.....alternate version.

azzow2 comments on Jul 30, 2019:

Enforcing the benefits of knowledge.

Bengt Washburn [youtube.com]

azzow2 comments on Jul 29, 2019:

Funny guy.

River I paused, shook, pondered— but I jumped in again hoping to find by the end what the ...

azzow2 comments on Jul 29, 2019:

You just need a fair maiden and skinny dipping lol. Good one

How was everyones weekend?

azzow2 comments on Jul 29, 2019:

Was it the weekend?

Soon it will be here🤗🎃

azzow2 comments on Jul 28, 2019:

Where are all of the sexy witches this time of year anyway? I could use some sexing oops I ment hexing.

Mad at god or don't believe?

azzow2 comments on Jul 28, 2019:

The way a deity of demigod is presented with all seeing all knowing powers and can magically materialize objects. It all seems like something Disney studios would create. Who with out extreme brainwashing would ever buy into the myths created by men to control others.

Ever been there

azzow2 comments on Jul 28, 2019:

Did that unicorn eat an Hawaiian flag?

Cheapest power bank ever.inbox me is the 🔑😄😄😄😄😁😁😁

azzow2 comments on Jul 28, 2019:

Dose you insurance rider cover that?

Mean While How can I lay here, letting the Mean weigh heavy, While bluebirds cavort in the ...

azzow2 comments on Jul 28, 2019:

Very fast, I love the pace. Good write

Impossible not to.

azzow2 comments on Jul 28, 2019:

I have green lights on my patios, my problem is I live so far out I have to be the weirdest.

This is an interesting perspective on a civil war here if it were to happen... [youtube.com]

azzow2 comments on Jul 28, 2019:

The big problem I see with his analogy is, The military although the majority of the troops lean liberal the personal always complain that they can not do their jobs properly under liberal rule.

What if poverty was not a priority to fix because it is profitable for some? [theguardian.com]

azzow2 comments on Jul 28, 2019:

Churches would collapse because they rely on the ignorant to put money in the collection plates. The more wise people become the less the business of religion. Keep people poor they do not get the quality education keeping them dumb makes them easy to control.

How do you pronounce ASAP?

azzow2 comments on Jul 28, 2019:

I opt to say hurry up and in extreme rush I say get your ass moving.

Do you ever feel like you’re available for everyone else, but no one wants to be an ear or ...

azzow2 comments on Jul 28, 2019:

I do not share a lot "Big Brother Is Watching" in other words our country is headed to a communist environment . Just look at the seatbelt law as an example. It use to be your choice to buckle up and protect yourself. Now you have the government demanding you use your seat belt.

I'm going to put this in a regular post somewhere.

azzow2 comments on Jul 28, 2019:

I can say that he has a point. Where I think it goes haywire is all the media has a legal statement in every media outlet. It Reads "For Entertainment Purposes only" .

Perfect!😋😄

azzow2 comments on Jul 27, 2019:

I have go for the friend that complements mine because to match it is way beyond impossible.

Shirt is slightly altered...(just like me!). Advertising slut.😂

azzow2 comments on Jul 27, 2019:

Very nice!

Can't.....Stop....Laughing! Bahahaha

azzow2 comments on Jul 27, 2019:

Is she sure it is not blonds melting because they are smarter than her.

So Climate change is FAKE NEWS and a hoak???? Check out Sciencemag.org Sargassum Seaweed

azzow2 comments on Jul 27, 2019:

I want to go, what a dreamy place.

Good morning Girls and Boys.

azzow2 comments on Jul 27, 2019:

Tally ho.

Part of getting old

azzow2 comments on Jul 27, 2019:

Without a doubt, all the lights are and the hazards too.

Hi friends, thanks for keeping the group alive in my absence.

azzow2 comments on Jul 27, 2019:

I love this one.

Sooo... You think YOU had a bad day? Think AGAIN, bwahaha!!! [youtu.be]

azzow2 comments on Jul 26, 2019:

I have wondered in the past it a quake of that magnitude would actually happen if magma from the mantle would come spewing out poisoning the air with gases?

More from Michael McIntyre....funny guy! [youtu.be]

azzow2 comments on Jul 26, 2019:

He has quite the style!

Scientists' Hilarious Reactions To Bizarre Deep-sea Fish [youtu.be]

azzow2 comments on Jul 26, 2019:

Have to wonder what other forms of life that are just waiting to be observed.

Have you ever had someone fall asleep on top of you, immediately after having sex? True story.

azzow2 comments on Jul 26, 2019:

All depends were they drunk? Are they that comfortable with trust? Exhaustion could be the reason? I have had women fall asleep with their ear on my chest listening to the beat of my heart. They were long term relationship though.

Saw this on facebook

azzow2 comments on Jul 26, 2019:

That is a big one.

Not sure if I posted this one before or not, but I like it.

azzow2 comments on Jul 26, 2019:

A mid afternoon quickie. Good one

My brain and my eyes are sinful and I know it😉😉😉

azzow2 comments on Jul 25, 2019:

X rated chip art.

Just watched "The Field Guide to Evil". It was really good.

azzow2 comments on Jul 25, 2019:

Watched the preview on Amazon just now. I will have to check it out.

You know you want this

azzow2 comments on Jul 25, 2019:

I just do care what happens after the bio electric batteries run down.

Don't EVER say your job sucks.

azzow2 comments on Jul 25, 2019:

That animal is kind of calm for all that going on.

Choice I found myself lost And I don't know If I found myself Then I am lost And I'll keep ...

azzow2 comments on Jul 25, 2019:

One of these times I am going to name a dog "I AM Lost" so when you go looking rot and you call its name you might get help looking for it lol.

Modern remake of that Classic!

azzow2 comments on Jul 25, 2019:

I use to have to carry Atropine in a protective seethe on my belt just in case of a nerve gas attack. Those needles are long and wicked.

Before he wrote his first children's book, Theodore Geisel / Dr.

azzow2 comments on Jul 25, 2019:

That was very interesting.

God fearing

azzow2 comments on Jul 24, 2019:

When people start that babble I have to think to myself if they were dropped on their head one too many times. Common sense and religion are mortal enemies.

By that point in time, I'd been talking to people online for about 23 years.

azzow2 comments on Jul 24, 2019:

A line from the movie Silence of the Lambs " How do we first begin to covet, we covet what we see every day"

Just ran across this and couldn't help but share it here.

azzow2 comments on Jul 24, 2019:

I had thought killing the job market was bad that pails in comparison to this Clinton depravity.

[youtube.com] Goose has serious confrontation with Elephant.

azzow2 comments on Jul 24, 2019:

That is one brave goose. Mine just run to the other side of the pen.

Wooohoooo! Oh yesss!😉

azzow2 comments on Jul 24, 2019:

That is one happy frog.

How many feel this way

azzow2 comments on Jul 24, 2019:

This is an age old myth. If you asked someone from the 1920s they would have said the same thing about the abolition of prohibition.

Facebook fined 5 billion for sharing personal information of over 2.3 billion users worldwide.

azzow2 comments on Jul 24, 2019:

So does this mean that Facebook is going to cost money to use now? How are they going to retaliate?

Follow up to 'You Can call Me Joe' Daniel gets deep yet still manages to come out the other side,...

azzow2 comments on Jul 24, 2019:

Who knew that such a profound song about losing her virginity was out there ? Good song

Can't help to notice that there is not much Muller euphoria at the Politics group.

azzow2 comments on Jul 24, 2019:

I figure he is like all the other political imbeciles looking for their spot in the history books.

I may have thought of my Halloween costume.

azzow2 comments on Jul 24, 2019:

There is the amazon asin B07MVDC96F

Song from Stainsby - the ladies were runners up in the singer competition.

azzow2 comments on Jul 24, 2019:

They are very good at carrying the tune.

Correct Conditions Sometimes I feel too hard and smooth to write a poem; no handles on this ...

azzow2 comments on Jul 24, 2019:

My kids are the curios sorts like me. My daughter recently wanted to know what the under of a mushroom cap is called. I had to look this one up lamellae. Piquing curiosity would describe your rune.

Lost in translation?

azzow2 comments on Jul 23, 2019:

Like the phoenix except not.

Her face and that rug...what the heck on both counts.

azzow2 comments on Jul 23, 2019:

She has Gutenberg written all over her.

Have a happy day

azzow2 comments on Jul 23, 2019:

You could hear yourself better if you were naked.

I couldn’t sleep last night, so I wrote this.

azzow2 comments on Jul 23, 2019:

Send that to Disney the could use that in a sequel.

Negative energy attracts negative people or no people....

azzow2 comments on Jul 23, 2019:

kinetic, potential and ecto lol.

[youtu.be]

azzow2 comments on Jul 23, 2019:

How disgusting to know that veterans in need have to beg borrow and steal to get this kind of help.

Real Intimacy...or lack of! Hahaha

azzow2 comments on Jul 23, 2019:

Mine too kindle sit there some things I intend to get to as well.

Body found in grocery store after 10 years.

azzow2 comments on Jul 23, 2019:

In Garden Grove California there are some Asian markets that always have a hovering stench to them. I could see this happing in places like that.

This sums up my relationship philosophy. I won’t be settling.

azzow2 comments on Jul 22, 2019:

Yoda " Do or do not do there is no try"

Fair is fair

azzow2 comments on Jul 22, 2019:

Some how I think the librarian would choose the RPG.

These are the other photos in the last half of the process including the finished picture.

azzow2 comments on Jul 22, 2019:

Love the talent.

I guess even the seemingly perfect relationship is really wrought with problems.

azzow2 comments on Jul 22, 2019:

It must be bliss to be so insane that you share your delusion with the world.

I especially liked the underlined words to add emphasis.

azzow2 comments on Jul 22, 2019:

Return to sender, reason deity absent from reality.

Country western Barbie.

azzow2 comments on Jul 22, 2019:

What do you mean most country songs are based just on the drinking subject by itself. https://youtu.be/g7f6HiQ2LuU

When my wife died I checked the voter rolls to make sure she didn't die and become a liberal ...

azzow2 comments on Jul 22, 2019:

I have noticed how liberals beg for these inane laws. Then when the law interferes with what they intend to do they try and skirt the law.

How do you motivate yourself to exercise?

azzow2 comments on Jul 22, 2019:

I exercise the clicker finger every morning. Has been hard to work out the pain in my back only let's me do so much. It does suck because I love to hike and work till I drop those days are long in the past.

Hell yeah. 🤘🏼🖤💜

azzow2 comments on Jul 21, 2019:

What forum is this on? Seems interesting .

The power of Christ compels you!! [youtu.be]

azzow2 comments on Jul 21, 2019:

That is awful, he could have killed that kid.

Did I already post this? If so, just disreguard it.. 😒🤔😁👍 [dailysignal.com]

azzow2 comments on Jul 21, 2019:

The law needs to include that government official that commit a felony need to go directly to a penitentiary of common people and not club fed.

This is a great one from Colion Noir, whom I really admire. [youtu.be]

azzow2 comments on Jul 21, 2019:

She needs a reality check.

A new channel I found.

azzow2 comments on Jul 21, 2019:

I have heard that the 10mm is equal to both of those. The.44 cal has a wicked kick if you're not ready for it.

I love exploring old Mill towns.

azzow2 comments on Jul 21, 2019:

So how were you walking on the river? Do you have special shoes for walking on water?

Does anyone have experience with the Samsung 10plus phone?

azzow2 comments on Jul 21, 2019:

I bought a different brand than that. This makes me more confident that the phone won't explode in my pocket.

Keeping it short; not to bore you.

azzow2 comments on Jul 20, 2019:

I haven't written much of anything in a while. Nice

Adventures in cooking.

azzow2 comments on Jul 20, 2019:

When I lived in Pennsylvania I had known a lot of the volunteer fire/police. They had told me of an incident where this lady was preparing raw horseradish in her basement. She had so much of it that it became overwhelming. The fire/police had to call the hazmat team in to deal with it.

Two people walking in opposite directions, heads down, scrolling on their cell phones, walk smack ...

azzow2 comments on Jul 20, 2019:

From what I gather this problem is big in Russia.