Hahahaha! Also, true.

azzow2 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

I had an 1980 Dodge Dart, I had paid 200$ for it that was the most durable car. This would make an excellent road rage car.

I had a great opportunity to photograph a Fire Fly. Thought I would share.

azzow2 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Bioluminescent creatures the only type found above ground in North America very chemically electrifying.

Wit's end.

azzow2 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

This could be an Occam's razor.

She's nice, but look carefully, is it true what I see?

azzow2 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

The shadow seems off and that bike looks like a stationary bike. Is this a photo shop? If this is Thailand it would not be unusual to have such occurrence.

Is this the same as "eat shit and die"?

azzow2 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

That takes some stupidity seeing that the tanks are well marked and different configurations too boot most busses run on natural gas these days.

Lol.

azzow2 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Put that in your Shirley Temple or Sea Breeze and sip it.

I really enjoy good food, and see it as a great means of fulfillment, but...

azzow2 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

She needs some sex food.

You can see this in our schools here by the Clear Creek:

azzow2 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

That is a well informed kid lol.

And that’s what it’s all about...

azzow2 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Think an am staying a subscriber of "Live long and prosper" .

In the Midnight Hour.....

azzow2 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Was he gouging her eye?

Here an oak tree that serves as a dating site: [theatlantic.com]

azzow2 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

Commonplace for lonely people to meet each other, luckily the tree does not have a service fee.

Have you ever hitchhiked?

azzow2 comments on Jun 20, 2019:

I put the trailer on the hitch loaded it with camping supplies then drove to the trail where I hiked. That is about as close to hitchhiking as I have ever gotten.

It’s been a rough day, various reasons, but I shared on my Facebook that I was sad and asked my ...

azzow2 comments on Jun 19, 2019:

Seems like this week has been a furbar type to me as well.

To really appreciate this one, watch it to the end. A little over 4 minutes. Classic. [youtu.be]

azzow2 comments on Jun 19, 2019:

The moral of the story teach the children to be better than we are.

You will read this....

azzow2 comments on Jun 19, 2019:

The Chinese could take a lesson from this when they make the screwed up directions they add to their chincy devices they send us.

‘My mum didn’t vaccinate me – this is what happened next’ "It started when I accidentally...

azzow2 comments on Jun 19, 2019:

Goes to show how science is more powerful than magical thinking.

The pros and cons of being single! Just ran across these today.

azzow2 comments on Jun 19, 2019:

The list is long it can be summed up by are you willing to share in the good times as well as the bad times and can you accept faults and accept kindness.

Justin Bieber is 25, Tom Cruise is 56.

azzow2 comments on Jun 19, 2019:

Tom Cruise is going to use that Scientology to magically beat that boy down.

Another mysterious disappearance

azzow2 comments on Jun 19, 2019:

The devil must have done it.

A few minutes ago Dan took this from our breezeway (porch) drinking coffee and eating breakfast.

azzow2 comments on Jun 19, 2019:

I get a lot of nature visiting me. Bears, snakes, skunks, fox, elk, gazelle, mule deer, kangaroo rats, horny toads.

I want to order a breast and thigh from Lick-a-chick.It's in Cape Breton , Nova Scotia.

azzow2 comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Is it eat in?

Karma's a bitch....

azzow2 comments on Jun 18, 2019:

I did not see any leprechauns guarding a pot.

This was in France. I am mad in love. [facebook.com]

azzow2 comments on Jun 18, 2019:

https://youtu.be/8WO6_IiZ_WI

SO much work, only to destroy it! But it looks so fun! [facebook.com]

azzow2 comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Midevil mosh.

Every year in June for a quite a few years, various friends and family members would rent a cabin or...

azzow2 comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Had done a 20-mile hike in at Jerusha Tree park in California when I about 14 years old, one if the most agagnoising and rewarding hikes have done. I was so tired when I pitched camp I could not do anything but go to sleep. Very good write.

In honor and notice of our beloved MissKathleen posting of Neil Sedaka's famous breakup song in a ...

azzow2 comments on Jun 18, 2019:

https://youtu.be/P0DK-0fIKCw

And bring some HOT sauce this time.

azzow2 comments on Jun 18, 2019:

Now I will have to make tacos for dinner.

So many choices, so little time! :D

azzow2 comments on Jun 18, 2019:

The demonic aspect seems to have been omitted.

How did you come to be atheist, agnostic, etc.?

azzow2 comments on Jun 18, 2019:

When parents tell you don't worry that if you pray and hope things will get better. When seems to not happen is you find yourself wasting tons of time waiting for some magical creature to fix your problems and it never happens. I was abused by my stepfather and finally left home at 16 could have a lot to do with the not happening part. I had learned that working hard and paying attention is how things get better. My own efforts, not some mythology creature made my life better.

What options are there like scouts

azzow2 comments on Jun 18, 2019:

The junior college might have elective for kids.

The Lodge: A Poem On Two Detroits By Mike Ellison Some people think The D is all about the Big...

azzow2 comments on Jun 18, 2019:

The personality a town develops from the humans personifying its history is an incredible thing.

Looks like we had another NRA life member/Conservative/Republican go rogue today pretty close in.

azzow2 comments on Jun 17, 2019:

When a certain type of person has a mental break the media loves to point fingers an say another so n so did this or that. In reality it has nothing to to with a certain class of people it is just a chemical imbalance in that particular person.

How were you born?

azzow2 comments on Jun 17, 2019:

Real

This is true.

azzow2 comments on Jun 17, 2019:

Watch out for that tree.

Got an e-mail today that said "I HAVE SITE I GO TO THAT TELLS ME, THIS IS FREE AND REALLY EXCELLENT,...

azzow2 comments on Jun 17, 2019:

I use it, I have even filed my taxes with.

Morning again.

azzow2 comments on Jun 17, 2019:

You might have to change to crunches.

Does anyone else struggle with hating religion?

azzow2 comments on Jun 17, 2019:

I don't hate it, however, this bothers me when after I have told them my standing and they persist to try to force me to listen to their inane rhetoric this is when I go on the offensive.

I disagree with the meme.

azzow2 comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Well after all that I want that gift frequently.

Is it too much to expect one man to be satisfied with one woman?

azzow2 comments on Jun 16, 2019:

As long as your partner can stimulate your brain and keep you excited to be with them there should be no problem also your question could be asked vice versa.

Some light reading for the evening.

azzow2 comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Does wasting require copious amounts of mind altering substances?

How to turn a car into a phone: [scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net]

azzow2 comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Looks more like a submarine though.

Happy Fathers Day Everyone.

azzow2 comments on Jun 16, 2019:

The top is me and my dad, Then my dad's mom and dad.

Have you.....

azzow2 comments on Jun 16, 2019:

Without a doubt.

The procedure was a success, I have 20/20 vision! My eyes still hurt because the top layer is ...

azzow2 comments on Jun 16, 2019:

The eye is by far the fastest healing organ. I know this because I had to have a shard of metal removed from mine like 25 years back.

Just seen elsewhere and something that every paranoid girl and boy should carry in their handbag! ...

azzow2 comments on Jun 15, 2019:

So that what they use to call them.

This sounds great to me!

azzow2 comments on Jun 15, 2019:

If your making your own chocolate you might have some uninvited guest to share the plant residue with.

Everything Falls Stones are sleeping beneath the soil that once knew the light of day saw the ...

azzow2 comments on Jun 15, 2019:

If you ever get the chance to check out the Hopi Indian theory of how the planet has been destroyed 3 times and also their concept of time is also a curiosity. Intriguing

I would like to thank.....

azzow2 comments on Jun 15, 2019:

In Germany, the ok sign means something totally different from what it means here so just go around signing ok and not many will get it. OK = Bunghole in Germany

What is your favorite sport....

azzow2 comments on Jun 15, 2019:

Computer mouse racing.

In the rain When the clouds are stealing light And the darkness fills the scene And the famous ...

azzow2 comments on Jun 15, 2019:

As the grey encompasses the sky zone quiet echos in the thunder dome. Good one

Nice pet costumes! Do you have any to add?

azzow2 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

May the arf be with you.

Let's go back in time👍😊

azzow2 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

Working

Hey, I found my favorite Dr. Seuss book.

azzow2 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

Doctor Suss coined the word nerd for a reason.

A hilarious look at how we react to sex: [facebook.com]

azzow2 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

Remind me of the scene from the movie Skin Deep. https://youtu.be/fNTg2Uz7-pM

What's a simple thing you did for someone that thrilled them?

azzow2 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

When I was in college, I had finished for the day as I was exiting the school parking lot i notice a car that had blown its tire. 2 elderly ladies were looking dumbfounded. I stopped not even saying a word I changed their tire for them got back in my car and went home. I fear that trying to help someone in these times could be asking for problems.

What would you call it? 🤣😂😕

azzow2 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

I need a new outfit.

She finally found her boo, that's the spirit.

azzow2 comments on Jun 14, 2019:

She has the coolest of all mental illness.

My appointment for LASIX eye surgery is in less than 12 hours, I’m nervous and excited.

azzow2 comments on Jun 13, 2019:

This will be me at some future point. Just a few months back the eye doctor told me I have the beginning of cataracts.

Atheist media?

azzow2 comments on Jun 13, 2019:

The tv show House and the show Bones also 3rd Rock from the sun.

Who was the first athlete to endorse a product and what was that product?

azzow2 comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Was an Olympic athlete Dodge automobile.

What is your experience with meeting others via online dating sites and apps?

azzow2 comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Many scammers with fake photos and stolen profiles. There should be an international law of identity theft for romance swindlers. When you run across the rare real person you are leery because so many fakes have lied and try to con you.

This is so funny but reasonable! For Just for Laughs or Memes R Us?

azzow2 comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Would think that such a myth would be insulted by so many pleaders.

I've had two firsts today.

azzow2 comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Fresh mint in tea the best. bioluminescent creatures seem to be absent n this part of the country.

Truth. Sometimes.

azzow2 comments on Jun 13, 2019:

As I often remind my kids slow and steady wins the race. https://youtu.be/vAZOCgR6pmM

Don't ask where the remote is...

azzow2 comments on Jun 13, 2019:

She needs a spot in her bra for the remote.

Mike Pence reportedly visited his conversion therapist Thursday for a routine gay-preventative ...

azzow2 comments on Jun 13, 2019:

So why is his therapist preventing gay check-up?

Pic of the day.

azzow2 comments on Jun 13, 2019:

I, grasshopper the training begins.

Some young people give me hope for the future of humanity - sadly most do not

azzow2 comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Does this mean that her bank account is empty and she is going to continue to write checks regardlessly?

The electronic industry has progressed to the point that they can measure a width of a gnat ass at a...

azzow2 comments on Jun 13, 2019:

To a degree, I agree with you. Where my concern falls is the number of prescription drugs that are peed out and flushed down the toilet the water goes to the treatment plant and is sent through filters that do not remove the drugs. The other big problems are the fertilizer going into the ocean and making the Gulf coast in certain parts uninhabitable to sea life. Then there are the debris 3 miles off of the California coast that is twice the size of the state of Texas that is approximately 80% plastic.

I am sooooo being pulled into the 21st century.

azzow2 comments on Jun 12, 2019:

Arthur Conan Doyle would say that you have modernized.

Saw a couple of mountains leaving Seattle today. Hello Baltimore! 🙂

azzow2 comments on Jun 12, 2019:

I have to ask just how the mountains were being transported lol?

This was just posted after a guy said something about a MAGA hat.

azzow2 comments on Jun 12, 2019:

I have notice that when you talk to an extreme liberal they do a lot of double talking with little to no logic in their answers.

Yes, menaretrash, but the good kind.

azzow2 comments on Jun 12, 2019:

They need a new word because the scale tilts both ways.

Thought for today... Nothing will bring you greater peace than minding your own business.

azzow2 comments on Jun 12, 2019:

How do we get that made into a law?

Whats sad is that this was on a Trumpers FB page who is always spewing hate.

azzow2 comments on Jun 12, 2019:

Hate sure does work for religion though.

Absolutely Fabulous. - Is It A Bee? [youtu.be]

azzow2 comments on Jun 12, 2019:

That is a very busy skit.

The Most Popular Slang the Year You Were Born

azzow2 comments on Jun 12, 2019:

Gnarly, gag me with a spoon, flipping, frikin, fugly were some that were missed.

Yeah, I stole it but you know it is funny 🤣🤣🤣

azzow2 comments on Jun 12, 2019:

Mammary storage.

Nothing to serious anyways!

azzow2 comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Is there a ticket I can buy for that?

Glad it happened here for sure.

azzow2 comments on Jun 11, 2019:

I enjoyed catching him when I was a kid on the occasional PBS documentary.

Damn! [bit.ly]

azzow2 comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Speechless lol.

I was always told that I'd "find religion" in times of crisis or chaos.

azzow2 comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Animal likes instincts I have relied on those on several occasions. Crazy enough I never panic just react accordingly as if I have rehearsed what should be done.

This applies to a few people on here.

azzow2 comments on Jun 11, 2019:

Might have to switch to a Shetland pony.

Recently at my relatively remote cabin: a FULL grown black bear and a young bobcat.

azzow2 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Had a black bear in my back yard last year and bobcat after my birds. The game commission tranquilizered the bear the bobcat was not that lucky.

Stay lazy, my friends.

azzow2 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

LOL and the smell will put you off too.

Typical american, lol. JK!

azzow2 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

That looks more like a wolverine than a badger.

IF THE KIND OF WOMAN YOU SEEK.

azzow2 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

I think because I can.

Rick Dees and His Cast of Idiots - Disco Duck [youtu.be]

azzow2 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

I tried to find out how many people were killed by disco balls the www gave no answers.

A post earlier from @GwenBFree [agnostic.

azzow2 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Ornithophobia is such a wasted fear.

Joe DeVito [youtube.com]

azzow2 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

I really appreciate the laugh.

However you met your significant other probably has nothing on this guy. (read them in order)

azzow2 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

So give the dead an offering of murdered plants and they grant you love.

I don't talk to the wind I never talk to the wind Its breath is too deep for my hand Its tears ...

azzow2 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Trust is a hard thing to give, lending it for a short time some times solves the urge though.

Any ladies live in zipcode 92614

azzow2 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

That is just outside of the permitted zone.

I’ve been building a solid friendship with someone lately and it’s suddenly progressed to ...

azzow2 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

That you met someone close to you does not surprise me. I had heard back in the early 1990s that Ohio had a rather large community of atheists.

OUCH!!! 🤪😂

azzow2 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Simply magnetic.

Thinking about starting an Adult Petting Zoo......

azzow2 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Those furry alligators will get you every time.

Have you been drinking?😂🤣

azzow2 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Only twice the first time and the last time.

Good Monday morning 🌞 Right on to today's question: what is your favorite alcohol drink?

azzow2 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

I quit drinking 8 years ago or so Vodka was on my list as well as Sam Adams Boston Lager. Now it is coffee and water.

Just keep reminding them..

azzow2 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

This is a bit confusing because you would have to buy into the whole miracle myth and an all controlling deity.

I realized something today about myself.

azzow2 comments on Jun 10, 2019:

There is an art to it and just like math if you don't use it you lose it.