5 rules of happiness... agree or disagree?

azzow2 comments on Apr 23, 2019:

No skin references how shocking.

I think the jig is slowly becoming up.

azzow2 comments on Apr 23, 2019:

They do try to sell their B.S. through the media.

Hahahahaha! I stumbled on this great spoof! LOL!!

azzow2 comments on Apr 23, 2019:

That s what happened to Pen and Teller.

What is everybodies take on machine guns?

azzow2 comments on Apr 23, 2019:

I would like one mounted to my tractor.

I have been locked out of the site for a few days now.

azzow2 comments on Apr 23, 2019:

I think that alo t have had this problem. I was on off and on had no threads seems to be better now.

We're having a drought but tonight it started to rain again, and this old poem turned up from 10 ...

azzow2 comments on Apr 23, 2019:

The metaphoric context is captivating.

There is! I saw it........

azzow2 comments on Apr 22, 2019:

What were you doing looking there? How did you keep from falling in? Do you have photos with forensic verification? What did it cost you to locate it? Are there any more? Does it fit in your closet?

So you are out in the woods looking for Easter Eggs and you come across the Easter Bunny.

azzow2 comments on Apr 22, 2019:

Call the men in the white coats tell them Harvey is real and I need some medication to help me unsee.

New Mexico Governor Demands Right-Wing Militia Stop Illegally Holding Migrants

azzow2 comments on Apr 20, 2019:

Seems like some people were in violation of our law and some of the citizens of our country invoked their constitutional rights to help detain lawbreakers.

This is a most AMAZINGLY FUNNY video clip about the resurrection.

azzow2 comments on Apr 20, 2019:

It's all gargle to me.

So what should an atheist do if being sworn in for a testimony in court?

azzow2 comments on Apr 19, 2019:

They need to change it from the book of lies to the dictionary a book of knowledge. Omit the deity part and add to On my freedom.

Ladybugs are badasses! A few hours ago, I came across a ladybug that was crawling along the patio ...

azzow2 comments on Apr 19, 2019:

They love to eat aphids.

Hey, happy Friday night wishes to everyone.

azzow2 comments on Apr 19, 2019:

When ever I try I never succeed with the dating scene the best ones always happens by accident. I always feel that when I try it is like trying to pound a bolling ball into a square hole that is 1 inch square.

I think Donald's chances of winning a second term in 2020 just diminished a little bit. Lol

azzow2 comments on Apr 19, 2019:

No matter what anyone hopes for as long as the guy in charge is making Congress richer impeached or not they will not take away the position.

Taking the chance that it is Good Friday...you can't miss this!! [m.facebook.com]

azzow2 comments on Apr 19, 2019:

What makes this Friday more good than all the other 51 fridays?

Do age gaps matter to you?

azzow2 comments on Apr 19, 2019:

I never intended to have kids they came along. I ended up being a single parent. What I can tell you even though it takes a lot of work the achievements are rewarding and life takes on a different perspective.

Just to Note: I think I was just Blocked by someone.

azzow2 comments on Apr 19, 2019:

If I get blocked I do not think the blocker should have the option unblock unless they have permission from the blockee.

This is really funny🤣😂🤣😂

azzow2 comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Do they ask the Amish Don before following through?

I couldn't help but laugh at this photo the other day when I saw it.

azzow2 comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Medusa has been busy this season.

Safe Word: Pontius Pilate

azzow2 comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Medusa strikes again.

A day late and a dollar short.

azzow2 comments on Apr 18, 2019:

Is that the one that kicks like a shotgun?

Oh dear... what now? Veggie gardens going to the Fla Supreme Court? [tampabay.com]

azzow2 comments on Apr 18, 2019:

Wouldn't it be nice to have a high paying job and sit around and think up really stupid ideas to try and get other people to believe?

Could you give me a hand?

azzow2 comments on Apr 18, 2019:

Some MMA going on in that store.

It's hilarious watching msnbc the last 20 minutes.

azzow2 comments on Apr 18, 2019:

Whats going to happen when the upper echelons of the liberal parties start going to prison ? Riots in the streets.

I found this video entertaining and informative.

azzow2 comments on Apr 18, 2019:

Have to watch it later tender ears are near.

I had this one night stand😁

azzow2 comments on Apr 18, 2019:

I was going to say would it be better to lay in the bed rather than stand.

The Funeral Home My grandfather’s was the first time I saw it.

azzow2 comments on Apr 18, 2019:

After all, a funeral is for the living. Perspective outline

This is just a poem of past experiences.

azzow2 comments on Apr 18, 2019:

If you buy a lottery ticket and it does not win do you refuse to try again (this is a metaphor btw) One person can not consume you so much that you refuse to let others help you grow.

One of my coworkers told me about a dating site called The Hinge? Anyone used it or heard of it?

azzow2 comments on Apr 18, 2019:

I have tried it. You can set your preferences.

[instagram.com] The regrettable insanity of the regressive agenda.

azzow2 comments on Apr 17, 2019:

Seems they have to blame someone else because their egos won't let them blame themselves.

I think I found the tree from whence cometh the crown of thorns. — Witts Springs, Arkansas

azzow2 comments on Apr 17, 2019:

What a prick that could be.

Happy Zombie Day

azzow2 comments on Apr 17, 2019:

Give cheers wit a glass of Tetrodotoxin.

Agree or disagree?

azzow2 comments on Apr 17, 2019:

I hope it does not burn too much perhaps she will be smart and use hurricane matches.

This is so corny that it's funny🤣😂

azzow2 comments on Apr 17, 2019:

The other possibility is there is is there is only 30 seconds remaining on the C4 timmer.

What is your spirit animal ?

azzow2 comments on Apr 17, 2019:

Could have been a bunch of cunning runts.

China built a stealth amphibious assault drone for island warfare, and it could be headed to the ...

azzow2 comments on Apr 17, 2019:

If it is like anything else Chinese made it will only last about 5 minutes until it breaks or disassembles.

A young lady blogger whom I follow recently wrote the following: "Life is supposed to be fun, you ...

azzow2 comments on Apr 17, 2019:

Who wants that theses days too much weight on the heart. Just get 40 million dollars or more and you can buy all the love anyone could handle.

LOL...sigh...

azzow2 comments on Apr 17, 2019:

Is the one that is trying very hard to destroy the economy a Congressperson?

TBT I am probably 30 in these pics. Show me yours! and say your age in them!

azzow2 comments on Apr 17, 2019:

Horseback 18-19 wolf t-shirt 21-22

I hope someone saved the Holy McNugget relics!

azzow2 comments on Apr 16, 2019:

Fire proof clown who knew.

What would you say love is, what is your version?

azzow2 comments on Apr 16, 2019:

https://youtu.be/oGpFcHTxjZs

These old ads crack me up🤣😂🤣😂

azzow2 comments on Apr 16, 2019:

I have this now burned in image of a beauty parlor full of ladies gabbing about this stuff that make the old look new.

Just in case someone was wondering what it looks like when you fracture 4 vertebrae and then have to...

azzow2 comments on Apr 16, 2019:

I have to wonder why they did not use superglue to close the wound? I was superglued closed.

Sometimes I think; "What in Hell are we still over there for?

azzow2 comments on Apr 16, 2019:

It is always a aside reference from Murphy's law. Do nothing and get blamed for not helping. Help and get blamed for interfering.

Would this be considered my Support Group?

azzow2 comments on Apr 15, 2019:

Asperating!

Hahaha... I just hit level 8. I thought that would never happen when I hit level 7. Who knew?!

azzow2 comments on Apr 15, 2019:

WTG

Well this sucks.

azzow2 comments on Apr 15, 2019:

Get into a hot bath then ice because if it hurts now the muscles are still on adrenaline when it wears off you will be creating new curse words.

Oh my 😳😂🤣

azzow2 comments on Apr 15, 2019:

I have bidets on my toilet seats. It is always funny when someone does not know what that lever does and pulls it out of curiosity.

Hey all. I’m justin. New here. Looking forward to meeting some like minded people.

azzow2 comments on Apr 15, 2019:

Welcome

Expected it to be flity and fun.

azzow2 comments on Apr 15, 2019:

Reference your other post.

I attempted to set up a meet and greet for New Year's Eve , but apparently no one was interested .

azzow2 comments on Apr 15, 2019:

Distance and lack of childcare are my biggest problems.

How long into dating someone, do you wait to ask their religious preference?

azzow2 comments on Apr 15, 2019:

Would not disregard someone because of their religion as long as they accept that I do not wish to debate or be involved with such tomfoolery.

Good Lord. This group represents Nothing as its name suggests. Yikes.

azzow2 comments on Apr 15, 2019:

It is not a hookup or boot call group. It is simply a group mostly single people that share experiences and be friendly.

According to statistics, the average person over 18 consumes 3 alcoholic drinks a week.

azzow2 comments on Apr 14, 2019:

I quit drinking to be a responsible parent. My head is clear every day. The excitement is slow and steady and not hasty and abrupt.

Name a song that mentions a train. I'll go first. This Train is Bound For Glory - Woody Guthrie.

azzow2 comments on Apr 14, 2019:

https://youtu.be/qMWVZwqTRew

Dating Jesus!

azzow2 comments on Apr 14, 2019:

Great just what we need a bunch of delusional demigods of fake demigods running around tripping on ergot.

I wouldn’t limit it to 40. This sounds like a fabulous idea.😀

azzow2 comments on Apr 14, 2019:

My mind started the roll into the gutter when I read trio. Then it cleared up when I finished reading the post.

Now that would give a person trust issues.

azzow2 comments on Apr 14, 2019:

The force might be on the dark side in that case.

UNPOPULAR OPINIONS! What’s something you love that everyone else hates?

azzow2 comments on Apr 14, 2019:

The guillotine was an effective form of the death penalty painless and effective. Reinstate this method and save the taxpayers money. Tickets could be sold to attend an execution.

In Brazil you can drink Jesus XD. And it is pink.

azzow2 comments on Apr 14, 2019:

🤢🧐👎 Just the name makes me want to hurl.

Beauty of poetry I write something You read something Don't have to be Same thing

azzow2 comments on Apr 14, 2019:

Interpret what you perceive as the thoughts that have escorted you to enjoy life.

I just had some comments left on a post by a lefty liberal nazi socialist communist scum.

azzow2 comments on Apr 13, 2019:

I do not think those people even pay attention to what B.S. they spew out of their mouths.

No more Sharpies🤣😂😁

azzow2 comments on Apr 13, 2019:

Now I am going to have to look for a woman that has a clown makeup fetish LOL.

Is it bread... Or what?

azzow2 comments on Apr 13, 2019:

I see Medusa has escaped from her cage again

(Note, this is a joke, the song is catchy.

azzow2 comments on Apr 13, 2019:

I will have to save this in my archives for future reference.

I am so emotionally raw.

azzow2 comments on Apr 13, 2019:

I have thought of making a t-shirt that says do not expect Hollywood propaganda from me i live in the real world.

I am tired of being single AND alone.

azzow2 comments on Apr 13, 2019:

Dating sites are hard mostly because there are tons of scammers out there. The other reason they are not so effective is because our sentences are no so peaqued and pheromones are a major part of us choosing a mate. I have heard not tried that that speed dating can work it might be worth a shot of you have that option. Something you can do is when you are in the grocery store keep more alert and observe the the shopping baskets contents this can tell you a lot about a potentials relationship status. A slight shopping cart accident could give you a lead. A good topic to start with is shoes. What ILiza millennials she is funny and she can give you some tips as well.

I am curious.

azzow2 comments on Apr 13, 2019:

There is a big point gap. I have the same thing it seems like a long period between the 8.1,8.2, 8.3 etc.

I’ve often wondered why we don’t send the illegal aliens to Hawaii.

azzow2 comments on Apr 13, 2019:

This might seem like a harsh solution. A camp in a desert location (They are illegal they do not have rights) Make it a condition learn the common language the rules and laws of this country in a generous amount of time. Pass the citizenship test you become a legal to become productive in our society. If refuse to follow the conditions and stay in the camp no family contact minimum food and water work to earn your food no shelter., or go back to your country of origin.

These guys can cook! How do you respond to them flirting with you?

azzow2 comments on Apr 12, 2019:

I have to say hey dude it is cool you think I am worth flirting with, however I fly straight.

I know i've been gone a few days, i had an accident monday night.

azzow2 comments on Apr 12, 2019:

I had wonders where you were. I noticed because you are a steady on here. I had my fusion done in 2009 it does get less painful over time. Did they put cages in? Hope you feel better.

OH my.. Just noticed I'm 76 points away from getting my shirt... XXL PLEASE! ?

azzow2 comments on Apr 12, 2019:

Good job, it is a long road to point hoe lol.

Ever feel like you’ve f@&ked something up before it’s even had a chance to begin?

azzow2 comments on Apr 12, 2019:

I can be awkward and this happens frequently.

Here kitty...

azzow2 comments on Apr 12, 2019:

Kitty is going for the rump.

PPP.

azzow2 comments on Apr 12, 2019:

3 dogs 3 cats 2 ferrets 8 bunnies 3 chickens 3 geese 4 Turkeys 3 guinea fowl 1 king snake oodles of ducks it is rather difficult to get them in a row though.

Double decker Buses I remember, I remember when the buses had no door Just a platform with a ...

azzow2 comments on Apr 12, 2019:

A much less complex time for sure.

Doors I keep opening doors That has never been closed Just because it seems so important I ...

azzow2 comments on Apr 12, 2019:

Exploring what is already discovered is often how even greater things are discovered. Good one

A Dream It was a very mysterious watch all kinds of delicate hands and strange marks all an ...

azzow2 comments on Apr 12, 2019:

Karma if such a mystical force actually exists will pay you back. Good write

This is so me, how about you?

azzow2 comments on Apr 12, 2019:

Except for the electric bill water bill and loafing bill.

I really hope... 😅😆😂🤣

azzow2 comments on Apr 12, 2019:

I kept ducks in my bath for the winter 2 years ago.

Judge sides with department; religious firefighter must shave his beard [firefightingnews.

azzow2 comments on Apr 12, 2019:

This is just a common sense safety issue.

Which is as it should be

azzow2 comments on Apr 12, 2019:

Satin or sandpaper?

I’m enjoying my road trip—now on Day 7—and I have lots of time to think about what and who ...

azzow2 comments on Apr 12, 2019:

That is a hurry up and wait scenario.

Good morning fellow Conservatives!

azzow2 comments on Apr 12, 2019:

Nice, they don`t like him because he is different. It sounds like the definition of prejudice.

The snacks make all the difference.

azzow2 comments on Apr 12, 2019:

I confer.

[youtu.be] I love this.

azzow2 comments on Apr 12, 2019:

If it so imaginary what started the false allegations in the first place?

A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet ???

azzow2 comments on Apr 12, 2019:

Horny flocker.

What helps you manage impulses?

azzow2 comments on Apr 11, 2019:

Electric shock therapy lol.

I ordered a demo bike for our new electric bike rental business and this is what it looks like, I ...

azzow2 comments on Apr 11, 2019:

I could use that around town. That is very cool.

NFAGuy has returned under a new name BobsurUncle.

azzow2 comments on Apr 11, 2019:

Welcome back

Hi all..so just joined.no idea why I didn't before..see y'all in chat at some point!

azzow2 comments on Apr 11, 2019:

Welcome

Hey Girls and Boys.

azzow2 comments on Apr 11, 2019:

Have you started to mutate yet? What super powers do you have so far.? Can you see threw women's clothing yet?

Welcome new member Doubleb!

azzow2 comments on Apr 10, 2019:

Welcome

This is a honey bee.

azzow2 comments on Apr 10, 2019:

I think she had a heart attack from over exertion trying to fly in this crazy wind.

Damn,Snoopy?

azzow2 comments on Apr 10, 2019:

This was a form of torture at one point in history. The woman's legs would be tied to the floor or to sandbags.

Let's talk illegal immigration [dlvr.it]

azzow2 comments on Apr 10, 2019:

Do they think of these fantasies in the toilet?

Sam Kinison [youtube.com]

azzow2 comments on Apr 10, 2019:

He will remain one of the greats.

Painful Leg Cramps

azzow2 comments on Apr 10, 2019:

Calcium and Potassium are what makes muscles contract and allow them to flex lack of them can be a possible reason.

Nautilus | Science Connected

azzow2 comments on Apr 10, 2019:

This could be used as a debate antithesis https://immortal-jellyfish.com/

SCIENTISTS REVEAL THE FIRST PICTURE OF A BLACK HOLE

azzow2 comments on Apr 10, 2019:

I'll have to catch it on the event horizon.