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I'm new here. I have a sense of humor, love science and I'm a 3D animator. I'm no Dr. Doolittle, but I am currently learning to communicate with trumpanzees.

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Use four words to make an impactful sentence...
chucklesIII comments on Jul 17, 2018:
Trump's an asshole. (only need three words.)
What length of hair do you prefer on your significant other?
chucklesIII comments on Jul 16, 2018:
I prefer long hair but it isn't a requirement.
Anyone here ever been ticketed on a bike (bicycle, not motorcycle)? Just curious...
chucklesIII comments on Jul 16, 2018:
I friend of mine was for going over 30 in a 20. it didn't hold up in court as the speed limit was for motorized vehicles.
Runaway capitalism. This is happening right now at the grocer I work for. People have been ...
chucklesIII comments on Jul 15, 2018:
This is how tRump created more jobs.
Pudding shots They sneak up on you. What's your favorite drink?
chucklesIII comments on Jul 14, 2018:
Vodka martini.
Dating tip! If you don't floss your teeth people who do are not going to want to kiss you.😁
chucklesIII comments on Jul 13, 2018:
(Insert "butt-kissing" joke here)
Spice Rack
chucklesIII comments on Jul 13, 2018:
Top 10 in order: Fresh ground black pepper, Garlic (minced jarred, NEVER powdered), Oregano, Creole seasoning, Cumin, Chile powder, Thyme, Dill, Saffron & Paprika.
Who is the one that got away?
chucklesIII comments on Jul 8, 2018:
Jack The Ripper.
Who here listened to the Bee Gees?[youtu.be]
chucklesIII comments on Jul 8, 2018:
My 90 year old Dad just started listening to them 2 years ago. He likes them and Supertramp.
What made you athiest? Also how do you feel about religious people? One thing I always wonder is ...
chucklesIII comments on Jul 8, 2018:
What made me an athiest? I'd say the lack of any evidence of a god and religion's denial of evolution. How do I feel about religious people? They are like anyone else. Either they are kind or complete assholes. Can someone be incredibly intelligent and religious? Let me know when you find someone like that.
How many straight people here had sex with someone of the same sex? and How many gay people had sex ...
chucklesIII comments on Jul 8, 2018:
There was an old cereal commercial from the 90's that said it best. "We eat what we like".
How do you respond when a complete stranger approaches you in the street and tells you "Jesus loves ...
chucklesIII comments on Jul 8, 2018:
I like to tell them to go fuck themselves, but that's just me.
Rotten Cruise.
chucklesIII comments on Jul 8, 2018:
Oh. When you said Rotten Cruise, I thought you meant Ted Cruz. Either way, they suck.
"The American people are a welcoming and generous people. But those who enter our country illegally,...
chucklesIII comments on Jul 8, 2018:
Ve haf vays uf makink you FAIR UNT BALLANZED!!!
The Weirdest Niche Dating Sites That Actually Exist
chucklesIII comments on Jul 7, 2018:
I believe half of my ex's are members of number eight.
I have some coworkers who bring me foods randomly. Multiple ones. It's like something about me ...
chucklesIII comments on Jul 7, 2018:
Looked at your profile. It's your eyes. I don't know why but they are hypnotic and telling me to bring you an apple.
You guys. A dude in a walker is hitting on me and mad that I'm not responding. Heeelllllpppp! Side...
chucklesIII comments on Jul 7, 2018:
Do like my friend and move to Georgia, so all the married Christian men can hit on you.
As I sit on my Chesterfield armchair in an Australian winter with my Islay single malt and watch the...
chucklesIII comments on Jul 6, 2018:
One cannot know the correct answer if one does not ask the proper question. The proper question is "why are 'some' people such fucktwits?". In America, the answer is often inbreeding. I do not know the answer for Australia. I would imagine you have a lower fucktwit population. Also, you want a 79 Corvette instead of a Mustang.
Its no longer a choice we all have to vote we are in crisis and about to become a dictatorship
chucklesIII comments on Jun 30, 2018:
I believe the gerrymandering will make any real change impossible but I'll certainly vote.
This pale skinned redhead is finding this heatwave a trial. Even with factor 50 I have about 30 ...
chucklesIII comments on Jun 30, 2018:
My dog melted. I renamed him him Spot.
When is a cult not a religion?
chucklesIII comments on Jun 30, 2018:
When we watch The Rocky Horror Picture Show or Monty Python And The Holy Grail.
Name calling and cursing at someone is not effective in a healthy debate. So why are they such ...
chucklesIII comments on Jun 30, 2018:
For me, it is the result of frustration after presenting the facts to a trump supporter and they call you a liar.
What would be your 2 or 3 FAV BOOKS or AUTHORS and could let us know why?
chucklesIII comments on Jun 25, 2018:
Mark Twain & Terry Pratchett because of the wit & humor.
Unattended children
chucklesIII comments on Jun 25, 2018:
The museum now owns the child.
Good morning hope everyone has a wonderful Monday and a blessed week!
chucklesIII comments on Jun 25, 2018:
Oh, I get it. Lol!!
Ideal date setting
chucklesIII comments on Jun 25, 2018:
Coffee and conversation. Dinner and conversation means talking with food in your mouth which can just ruin a first impression.
I can never remember if it's "laying" or "lying." Anyway, I hit a dude with my car and he's doing ...
chucklesIII comments on Jun 24, 2018:
He's probably doing both.
The most disgusting food!
chucklesIII comments on Jun 24, 2018:
But how did it taste?
"Someday, if you're lucky, you will wake up and realize you are old. That pretty ass of yours will ...
chucklesIII comments on Jun 24, 2018:
Way past you, kid.
Your favorite dog breed!
chucklesIII comments on Jun 24, 2018:
Shetland Sheepdog. They are the most intelligent and have a great personality.
Another interesting tidbit from my recent trip. I met exactly two people that like Trump. They were ...
chucklesIII comments on Jun 24, 2018:
Nazis aren't just in the U.S.
Canada is legalizing pot for personal use. The date for this to happen is 10/17/2018.
chucklesIII comments on Jun 24, 2018:
Not a user myself but it's great to see another step out of the stone age.
Lunch!!And A Blowjob?
chucklesIII comments on Jun 20, 2018:
E-GOTCHA!
I'm from Sydney, Australia, and a new member. I'm curious to see how many people on here have ...
chucklesIII comments on Jun 17, 2018:
I've never been there but want to move there. The wild life wouldn't bother me as we have trumpanzees here. I hear the majority of folks there are religious but don't try to force it upon others. I can certainly live with that.
50, BEEOTCHEESSS!!! night night
chucklesIII comments on Jun 15, 2018:
Congrats! I never never made it to 40 let alone, drink 50. Cheers!
Is it OK to lie on your profile in order to get a date? Some people claim they lie because they ...
chucklesIII comments on Jun 14, 2018:
I voted "A Relationship That Starts On A Lie Has No Future". Be yourself and you can worry less about rejection later or worse yet, going through marriage and then being asked for a refund later. I heard that can be very expensive.
[m.huffpost.com] It is now, according to our white house, 'very biblical to enforce the law' :o...
chucklesIII comments on Jun 14, 2018:
Yeah. Saw that. Makes me sick. The apocalypse is very biblical too.
My dad, who was a WWII marine corps combat veteran believe no atheists in "foxholes" exists, when ...
chucklesIII comments on Jun 13, 2018:
It's the same as someone who is drowning, grasping at straws.
Watch Hannity Praise Trump And Slam Obama For Pretty Much The Same Thing | HuffPost
chucklesIII comments on Jun 13, 2018:
Ve haff vays uf makink you FAIR UNT BALLANZED!!!
The best 8 seconds of Bill Nye you'll ever see. - YouTube
chucklesIII comments on Jun 12, 2018:
This is going to be shared on my Facebook. Thank you!!!
This is what scares me
chucklesIII comments on Jun 11, 2018:
I remember reading books about the brainwashing that took place in Germany before the war. I never understood how it could be so strong as to effect millions of people. Now we are witnessing it first hand.
EPA staff say the Trump administration is changing their mission from protecting human health and ...
chucklesIII comments on Jun 11, 2018:
Trump's team believes in profits while his followers believe in prophets. His beloved poorly educated minions don't know the difference.
When a non-believer dies, what can one say instead of "Rest in Peace"?
chucklesIII comments on Jun 10, 2018:
It doesn't matter what happens to the body. As I heard the Klingons put it on a Star Trek episode, 'It is an empty shell". In other words, how you've lived is all that really matters. If they wish to have a Viking funeral while sacrificing a virgin, let them. If there is an existence after death, nothing they do will affect it.
I'm sick with the flu. Send prayers my way
chucklesIII comments on Jun 10, 2018:
How about some Theraflu and some 7-Up instead? Hope you feel well soon!
Euthenasia?
chucklesIII comments on Jun 10, 2018:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2018/04/15/a-euthanasia-expert-just-unveiled-his-suicide-machine-at-an-amsterdam-funeral-fair/?noredirect=on=.972043e2fcef
Question. How do you feel about needing to put your hand on a bible in court to be sworn in? I find...
chucklesIII comments on Jun 10, 2018:
It's difficult to believe that method of 'truth getting' is still used. Most people do not fear the magical sky pixie. They should rig the witness stand to a lie detector & the lie detector to a car battery. You lie, you get shocked. Imagine the fun you'd have with trump in the witness stand.
WHY DO WHITES OPPOSE THE NFL PROTESTS? [chicagotribune.com]
chucklesIII comments on Jun 8, 2018:
Those aren't whites so much as trumpanzees. You can tell the difference, as trumpanzees are limited to a two digit IQ and can often be found accusing everyone else of hating America.
I'm so happy that the 1st lady is feeling better. Now she can go back to doing nothing
chucklesIII comments on Jun 6, 2018:
"I missed you, darling."
I'm so happy that the 1st lady is feeling better. Now she can go back to doing nothing
chucklesIII comments on Jun 6, 2018:
Hey, that's a terrible thing to say. I'll have you know that she's the best first lady that money can buy.
What songs make you happy?
chucklesIII comments on Jun 6, 2018:
Don't Worry Be Happy.
It's so frustrating when my family is very religious and won't even support me in me trying to get ...
chucklesIII comments on Jun 5, 2018:
Think of it this way. You are the next step in your families evolution.
What religion do you view as most threatening to democracy and why?
chucklesIII comments on Jun 5, 2018:
Only the ones that shoot or explode.
State Senator Explains Global Warming: 'We're Moving Closer To The Sun' - The Intellectualist
chucklesIII comments on Jun 5, 2018:
That's silly. Everyone knows that the Sun is moving closer to us. It's in the buybull.
Lefties, how have you adapted to the right-handed world?
chucklesIII comments on Jun 4, 2018:
At first glance, I thought this was political.
Seems about right.
chucklesIII comments on Jun 4, 2018:
That's very close to the quote from Rush's song, Witch Hunt: Ignorance, prejudice and fear walk hand in hand.
Is it possible to detach religious art from its original theistic context and appreciate it entirely...
chucklesIII comments on Jun 4, 2018:
Absolutely. I recently met a couple that had two amazing masterpieces done in oil from the 14th century. They asked me to find buyers for them, but unfortunately their asking price was too high. I've attached a photo of one. Religious or not, it's astounding work.
Ruin a first date in 4 words
chucklesIII comments on Jun 4, 2018:
I'm a Cubs fan.
How do you make your grilled cheese sandwiches?
chucklesIII comments on Jun 4, 2018:
Butter with a thin tomato slice.
[thehill.com] Does HerrTrump Have the Right to Pardon Himself?
chucklesIII comments on Jun 4, 2018:
Only if he farts.
Movies or Music
chucklesIII comments on Jun 4, 2018:
What about movies that feature music?
Caption this
chucklesIII comments on Jun 4, 2018:
Lucky Charms new flavor: Green Snails
Why Germans don't play Scrabble
chucklesIII comments on Jun 4, 2018:
That's German for "Joe's"
I met someone today that does not believe in evolution! I was speechless. What do you say???
chucklesIII comments on Jun 4, 2018:
I'd say that person's brain never evolved.
I am about to scream. A friend of mine has a child with lukemia which is terrible. However each time...
chucklesIII comments on Jun 4, 2018:
Just keep mentioning what a great job the doctors and nurses are doing. Never bring up the question "Why would Jesus allow him to get lukemia?"
Trumpy Bear. Just found out about this. Who thinks this would be worth a lot in the future?
chucklesIII comments on Jun 3, 2018:
Everyone should buy this instead... https://www.amazon.com/Original-Dump-Trump-Pen-Holder/dp/B01KJJS8F0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8=1528063632&sr=8-1=trump+pencil
Trumpy Bear. Just found out about this. Who thinks this would be worth a lot in the future?
chucklesIII comments on Jun 3, 2018:
That is one ugly chew toy.
For your entertainment
chucklesIII comments on Jun 3, 2018:
I never knew that. Got to pick up a case of it now.
Is it a comedians job to be vulgar sometimes?
chucklesIII comments on Jun 2, 2018:
I think it depends on who they are attempting to entertain. Sadly, there are always people who only find humor in vulgarity.
I have a very big dilemma that i need help with to make sure that i am not in the wrong here, any ...
chucklesIII comments on Jun 2, 2018:
My father was in the exact same position as you mention. He approached the Catholic church and asked if he could get married while keeping his own faith but was told he had to become Catholic in order to marry my Mom. He refused and my Mother instead changed her faith. Regardless of the religious approvals, they were happily married and stayed that way till my mom's passing. Don't let religion get in the way of your life.
Last Easter I posted the following photo on FB and apparently I offended some relatives. I was ...
chucklesIII comments on Jun 2, 2018:
Nailed it! ha-ha.....but I digress....
I'm having no luck dating in New Jersey. You can't always find somebody right around the corner.
chucklesIII comments on Jun 2, 2018:
That's a shame. You're a lovely lady. Maybe there just aren't a lot of NJ members here? That doesn't make a lot of sense to me but it is possible. If all else fails, move closer to Chicago. There's a lot of awesome and amazing guys here, including myself, that would be just right for you. :-)
The Apotheosis Of D Trump
chucklesIII comments on Jun 1, 2018:
This -
Possibly alarming statistic about agnostic.com membership
chucklesIII comments on Jun 1, 2018:
Everyone is welcome. The rest is up to everyone else.
How to you relate to artifical intelligence? Do you fear it or support it?
chucklesIII comments on Jun 1, 2018:
That depends on who did the programming.
Since y’all keep seeing things...
chucklesIII comments on Jun 1, 2018:
Miracle Grow - Now with Viagra!
AMERICA IS ALREADY A 3RD WORLD COUNTRY IN MANY PLACES [mobile.nytimes.com]
chucklesIII comments on Jun 1, 2018:
I was just arguing this point with a trumpanzee last night. According to him, we are the greatest nation on Earth and it all started a month after Donald Trump became president. There was no common sense, logic or factual points that I could get across to him. Is this what decades of Fox News does to the human brain or is this just blissful ignorance?
While I generally consider Atheist people to be smarter than The Religious,Lately I have seen that ...
chucklesIII comments on May 31, 2018:
I don't know for certain but are you aware there is a tire around your neck?
What song was 1 on your 14th birthday?
chucklesIII comments on May 31, 2018:
"Centerfold" The J. Geils Band. - No, I don't see it. I mean, I might have made the wrong decisions. Maybe I should have been a Playboy photographer?
Who can relate? Just me...
chucklesIII comments on May 31, 2018:
I think North Carolina would be good for you.
What The Scots Invented.
chucklesIII comments on May 31, 2018:
Yet they are only known for scotch, haggis, bagpipes & kilts and those aren't even on the list.
Mueller must act quickly to prevent the establishment of an authoritarian government in America:...
chucklesIII comments on May 31, 2018:
One major difference between Trump and Hitler is that Hitler had a higher approval rating.
Lesson learned
chucklesIII comments on May 30, 2018:
I believe this is a hoax.
Do you consider religion to be a contagious mental illness?
chucklesIII comments on May 30, 2018:
Nah. Ignorance, greed and fear are the three things that allow it to spread.
What was your worst experience in a church?
chucklesIII comments on May 30, 2018:
Once I farted in church and had to sit in my own pew.
This guy isn’t uncommon [facebook.com]
chucklesIII comments on May 30, 2018:
I'd tell him, God gave you two perfectly good legs. Start hiking.
'Roseanne' canceled after star's racist Twitter rant
chucklesIII comments on May 29, 2018:
"Bu-But-OBAMA! B-But- HALLARY!!" - Trumpanzees
This shirt is amazing in many ways :) [youtu.be]
chucklesIII comments on May 29, 2018:
I thought you were just kidding. This thing is real!
Oh crap, another NRA member is moving into town! :-@
chucklesIII comments on May 29, 2018:
Shit. They lost Granny and her rocking chair.
Greek Orthodox Church: Don’t Blame Us for That Viral (and Violent) Baby Baptism – Friendly ...
chucklesIII comments on May 28, 2018:
I'm surprised they didn't dry him off with a good shaking.
Gentlemen, could you please give me some insight concerning unsolicited pictures of male genitalia? ...
chucklesIII comments on May 28, 2018:
Just reply with " LMAO ". Then you can move on.
Why would Christians join this site?
chucklesIII comments on May 28, 2018:
To scream BLASPHEMY!, condemn our souls and burn witches.
Do you shop on holidays?
chucklesIII comments on May 28, 2018:
I just bought charcoal for the grill, so yeah.
What will you do if Trump gets re-elected for a second term?
chucklesIII comments on May 28, 2018:
I'd be shocked if he finished his first term.
Ten fun fact 1-You can’t wash your eyes with soap. 2-You can’t count your hair. 3-You ...
chucklesIII comments on May 28, 2018:
YOU skipped number 5! :-)
Do you split the bill when you go on a date?
chucklesIII comments on May 28, 2018:
Yes. When we get the bill, that's when I split.
I have a question. Has anyone lost a loved one? How do you deal with grief?
chucklesIII comments on May 28, 2018:
Seven months ago, I lost my girlfriend that I knew for 33 years. We started dating 8 years ago. I struggle with the emptyness that is always there but I know I have to move on.
If you could take any trip anywhere where would you go ? Would you take someone along ?
chucklesIII comments on May 27, 2018:
Australia. Don't know if any of my friends would tag along because they all know I would probably never want to come back.
Cartoon Geek
chucklesIII comments on May 26, 2018:
Hell, I make them. I grew up watching the old Bugs Bunny cartoons among other classics and since I was in first grade, I wanted to try my hand at creating some. https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=YvQjkcGbBqE
If I ever write an autobiography, it will probably just be titled "Ffffffuuuuuuck!"
chucklesIII comments on May 26, 2018:
"Ffffffuuuuuuck!" (an intimate guide to sex and politics)
Do you believe in spirits that talk to you?
chucklesIII comments on May 26, 2018:
Yeah, usually they are 90 proof.

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