Do you know what John Lennon's first musical instrument was?

chucklesIII comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Like Bill Clinton, he played the whoreMonica.

Could you forgive someone who murdered your love one??

chucklesIII comments on Nov 17, 2018:

I loved someone who committed suicide. I forgave her.

How to reply when someone says 'have a blessed day'

chucklesIII comments on Nov 19, 2018:

"What did the five fingers say to the face?"

Is it possible to have a deep intimate relationship, as an atheist, with a catholic person?

chucklesIII comments on Nov 19, 2018:

As long as they don't think "alter boy" is a task.

Having just received a shocker of a haircut/beard trim, leaving me looking like an aging KGB agent -...

chucklesIII comments on Nov 19, 2018:

More like a lack of haircut here. Scary enough for you?

If anyone cares, I'm drinking right now!

chucklesIII comments on Nov 21, 2018:

But what are you drinking?

Have you "cut the cord" or do you still have cable?

chucklesIII comments on Nov 21, 2018:

I had cable, cut the cord, went to landline, landline cut my cord because they refused to repair the damaged lines underground on my street which they've been refusing to repaire since 1998 despite numerous charges from the FCC and having the story reported on ABC news , went to satellite, cut the satellite which is still embedded on my roof,and went back to cable.

Have you "cut the cord" or do you still have cable?

chucklesIII comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Does anyone remember the one that started it all? "On TV" was the name, back in 1978. started before cable.

Overpopulation – The Root Cause of Our Problems – Why Is It a Taboo Topic?

chucklesIII comments on Nov 25, 2018:

I've always felt that it is indeed our greatest problem & yes, the "How dare you bring up that topic" attitude is off the scale.

Do you believe in "soul mates/true love/the one?"

chucklesIII comments on Nov 26, 2018:

There are no words to describe the feeling of love. The term "soul mates" may not be accurate but when you are truly in love, it's probably the best words to describe the feeling.

Someone stole my card number again.

chucklesIII comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Do you use the chip or swipe? I recently had mine stolen after having using the swipe feature. I know which store it happened at too.

My goal... just sayin'

chucklesIII comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Yes, but is this with or without clothing?

My girlfriend dosent understand electricity she just complained that she spent £99 for an idiot to ...

chucklesIII comments on Dec 5, 2018:

I actually know what you mean though. I'm pretty damn good at working on cars, yet everyone I know is shocked that I can replace brakes, starters and the like. I always ask, "Why? Is it because I don't have a protruding forehead and drag my knuckles on the ground when I walk, like your mechanic does? Or is it the fact that I can actually spell IQ?" It makes me wonder if there is a stereotype for people who are mechanically inclined.

On a naughty scale of 1 to 10....

chucklesIII comments on Dec 6, 2018:

2.

It would seem that the Salem Witch trials seems to be constantly on my mind it really is a naw in my...

chucklesIII comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Thankfully, we don't do that sort of thing today. Evidence is required when convicting witches, like in the current collusion investigation.

Well, that escalated quickly.

chucklesIII comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Colt cozies!

Whassup heathens? Yall have a great day!

chucklesIII comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Whassup? Well, certainly not the son of god, risen from the dead. Lol!

Is there life after divorce?

chucklesIII comments on Dec 12, 2018:

That's usually where life begins.

Fear of Hell

chucklesIII comments on Dec 12, 2018:

The only hell is how you allow yourself to be tormented while you live.

Why does this 11-year old primitive video crack me up so hard? [youtube.com]

chucklesIII comments on Dec 15, 2018:

Thats funny. Have you seen this one before? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIR3XFuY4Qs

Update on my car situation.

chucklesIII comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Ironic. I'm replacing the starter and solenoid on my car today. I wish my garage was clear. It sucks working in the cold.

Hello Everyone!

chucklesIII comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Hi there. Welcome :-)

Big Balls by AC/DC

chucklesIII comments on Dec 20, 2018:

I got big balls - Used to sell them on Ebay.

Fear of death always arised in Islam Christian false churches and other religious beliefs damning ...

chucklesIII comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Right. Do what they say or burn in agony for all eternity. Not even the mafia can make a threat like that.

Empathy legislated ! It has come to that, we had to go to court fight for the right to feed the ...

chucklesIII comments on Dec 29, 2018:

It's been going on in Florida for years. Sickening, isn't it?

I am so annoyed that this kind of behavior is found funny.

chucklesIII comments on Jan 2, 2019:

Never heard of him.

What would you do if the power went out and never came back on?

chucklesIII comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Camp at home.

Hi all, How is everyone?

chucklesIII comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Don't take Brexit too seriously. You're along for the ride as we are with our governments decisions. Your son is what's important. Invest thoughts and time with him.

Is The Atom An Example Of Cosmic Design And Fine-Tuning?

chucklesIII comments on Jan 11, 2019:

You're using theories to suit facts rather than facts to prove theories.

How do you feel about people who attend church for the communal aspect?

chucklesIII comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Ancient Rome had communal toilets.

Sad news from Arizona. [abc15.com]

chucklesIII comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Wonka just shit himself.

Went to Chicago O'Hare last night to pick up the wife.

chucklesIII comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I live near O'hare. It's the largest airport in the world, at least, last time I checked. People from just about every nation come here at one time or another.

I host vegan and vegetarian potlucks.

chucklesIII comments on Jan 17, 2019:

So, people actually leave the house for this? I kid. On the lower left, that looks like fish. Is it?

Awww...poor Hulk!

chucklesIII comments on Jan 21, 2019:

What happened to Betty?

For those of you outside of the United Kingdom.

chucklesIII comments on Jan 21, 2019:

So where will they be moving the country to? Hopefully to a better climate.

26 Billionaires Own The Same Wealth As The Poorest 3.8 Billion People | HuffPost

chucklesIII comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Yeah, but so many are too stupid to comprehend that. When I try to explain it, I'm often given the reply "well, they worked that much harder". They don't even comprehend how dumb their own statement is.

How did everyone find this website?

chucklesIII comments on Jan 24, 2019:

A friend's recommendation. Held it off for over a year, then had a look. Loved this site ever since.

I am feeling happier today than I have felt in a little more than two years.

chucklesIII comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Indeed! I wonder, what could be the reason?

Best old school comedy team

chucklesIII comments on Jan 27, 2019:

I can tell there aren't a lot of people familiar with Laurel & Hardy here. ---and where are the Three Stooges?

Just stumbled in and feeling much like I may have found my people.

chucklesIII comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Hello and welcome.

I never get tired of watching the car chase scene in "Bullitt". Never.

chucklesIII comments on Jan 29, 2019:

All the Blues Brothers car scenes are my fave. There used to me a junkyard a couple miles from me that had all the squad cars that were crashed in that movie. Wish I could go back in time and get a few souvenirs from them.

Trump Sought a Loan During the 2016 Campaign. Deutsche Bank Said No. [nytimes.com]

chucklesIII comments on Feb 2, 2019:

The Russian adoption agency only accepts deutchmarks.

Why are religious people so judgemental?

chucklesIII comments on Feb 7, 2019:

It's hard to be humble when you're best friend is God.

I found this article to be interesting.

chucklesIII comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Beer and steak. I don't care. I'm worth it.

Why do people post these either - or questions?

chucklesIII comments on Feb 8, 2019:

That reminds me, we have a thumbs up option but why not a thumbs down option?

I was at the bar for my grandmas retirement slash birthday party.

chucklesIII comments on Feb 9, 2019:

Lucky bastards.

Who struggles with depression?

chucklesIII comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Realize that you are not guilty of their accusations. I lost someone due to the depression that religion caused. She was the kindest person I ever knew and we had been dating for almost eight years. Never let them own you. That's their goal. Why do you think their leaders refer to followers as their flock?

Goofy church signs.

chucklesIII comments on Feb 10, 2019:

Yep. easy to say for someone who don't have to pay taxes.

Is there some kind of food you liked as a child that you will no longer eat?

chucklesIII comments on Feb 11, 2019:

Bubble Gum. I still love the flavor. It's just that my teeth can't handle it.

I had to unfriend someone today on facebook.

chucklesIII comments on Feb 12, 2019:

"Oh why won't you share these delusions with me?"

IT'S EVIL! DON'T TOUCH IT! - [youtu.

chucklesIII comments on Feb 12, 2019:

George Harrison did come up with some funny scenes.

What does "freedom from religion" mean (compared to "freedom of religion")?

chucklesIII comments on Feb 13, 2019:

It's freedom of choice which is a value of Liberal Democracy.

Here in the UK, you really can get this in any supermarket.

chucklesIII comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Aunt Bessie's what now?

Rosellas outside our beach house.

chucklesIII comments on Feb 14, 2019:

You got a beach house in Australia!? That's awesome beyond words!

Racism is on the rise. Why do you think that is?

chucklesIII comments on Feb 16, 2019:

I just found this which is a perfect example as to why - https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/fox-news-refuses-air-ad-171531675.html

There seems to be a trend on youtube of people "reacting" to movies, vids, shows, music, what have ...

chucklesIII comments on Feb 16, 2019:

That is the dumbest trend I've ever seen. It's like going to a theater to watch the moron sitting next to you.

Questions swirl around company selected to help build border wall

chucklesIII comments on Feb 17, 2019:

I've said it from the beginning, trump has stock in whoever will build it or will get an under the desk kickback. My brother told me just yesterday that the steel being used for it is coming through Canada from Russia.

This is currently relevant to the UK but could affect any western countries.

chucklesIII comments on Feb 19, 2019:

As long as ISIS is at war with the free world, no.

I find it disappointing that most atheists are far to the left, i am a libettrrian, i am quiet ...

chucklesIII comments on Feb 20, 2019:

It worked for Stalin.

Recent scientific studies point to the main causes of depression as relating to the close ...

chucklesIII comments on Feb 21, 2019:

It can be the opposite as well. Too many toxic people has been the cause of many suicides as well.

Innocence I will never again believe in fairytales For I have seen the world as it truly is ...

chucklesIII comments on Feb 23, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M

The most distant object ever detected is GN-z11 (As far as I'm aware) at 13.

chucklesIII comments on Feb 23, 2019:

``I've a question on that. There is only one atom per six square inches in the vacuum of space. At what distance will those atoms prevent light from taveling? For example, if the atoms in the thickness of a sheet of paper can stop light, shouldn't it work the same in space?

As atheist and agnostics what in your opinion is the odds of there being a afterlife ?

chucklesIII comments on Feb 24, 2019:

2

Isn’t telling someone there is no god really the same as telling them there is one?

chucklesIII comments on Feb 24, 2019:

The same can be said for the Easter Bunny, Frankenstein's Monster and Santa.

Trump At least he is unpredictable. A valued characteristic of a leader..Discuss

chucklesIII comments on Feb 24, 2019:

Hitler was unpredictable.

Personality test

chucklesIII comments on Feb 24, 2019:

I got CAMPAIGNER - ENFP-A.

Sadness

chucklesIII comments on Feb 27, 2019:

Indeed. But like joy, it's only temporary.

What do you think will happen if Trump won't leave the WH when he loses in 2020?

chucklesIII comments on Feb 28, 2019:

What makes you think he will be in the White House by the end of Summer?

Do you call it soda or pop?

chucklesIII comments on Mar 3, 2019:

We used to say pop in chicagoland back in the 70's. It's rare to hear it now. On occasion, I hear an elderly person say soda pop.

Do you think that one "chooses" to become an atheist or is it more like they always were but only ...

chucklesIII comments on Mar 3, 2019:

We are born without a belief in God. We are told there is a god. We are told there is also, Santa, the Easter bunny and angels. We later find out that Santa and the Easter bunny are not real. We ask, "Why the fuck did you lie to me"? We are told, "because it was cute"! We say "Fuck you". Later, we realize that if they lied to us about Santa and the Easter bunny, they are probably lying about God and the angels. We ask them. They tell us, "No, those are real". Suddenly we realize we are dealing with lunatics.

Hi im from the border of ill and wisconsin Been here forever.

chucklesIII comments on Mar 7, 2019:

You already have joined. Welcome!

Let's see the outcome shall we?

chucklesIII comments on Mar 7, 2019:

To the face?

Argggg! I’m so pissed at my husband right now.

chucklesIII comments on Mar 8, 2019:

1K per month!? Where the fuck is this house?

Trump signs Bibles during disaster tour of Alabama - POLITICO

chucklesIII comments on Mar 9, 2019:

I used to JOKE about signing the bible when I stayed at a hotel. This moron actually does it!

Have you ever lived somewhere you didn't want to and couldn't wait to get out?

chucklesIII comments on Mar 10, 2019:

I'm in Chicagoland right now.

I have more morals and humanism than most that believe in a stupid god.

chucklesIII comments on Mar 18, 2019:

But where are the christian values? :-D

Ever woke up during a medical procedure/operation while it was still going on?

chucklesIII comments on Mar 21, 2019:

My last girlfriend did.

Religion vs Evolution!!ASAP

chucklesIII comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Keep it short and to the point. For example, "I have gathered the evidence for arguing points on evolution, however, I am currently awaiting God's answers on how to support the religious view."

Religion vs Evolution!!ASAP

chucklesIII comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Use visuals. Keep showing clips of when the crew of the Enetrprise beam down to a planet surface and say it's how life first appeared on Earth (the center of the universe).

ARE THERE NEW PEOPLE GETTING ON HERE TO TROLL? ADVERTISE AND SCAM? SAY IT AIN'T SO JOE

chucklesIII comments on Mar 30, 2019:

They should target more a gullible audience. I suggest a religious group or even a group for Trumpkins.

Are there any clever graphic people who could help me?

chucklesIII comments on Mar 30, 2019:

What is it you're looking for?

So, Kentucky...wtf? [usatoday.com]

chucklesIII comments on Mar 30, 2019:

KFC will never be finger lick'n good again.

Anyone know some basic animation?

chucklesIII comments on Apr 18, 2019:

I'm an animator. Are you using a program or doing this the old fashioned way?

The Sun, as photographed at a specific light wavelength.

chucklesIII comments on Apr 20, 2019:

Permission to re-post on my facebook, Sir?

Hello, I'm new to this app. Could people please help me level up? I'd greatly appreciate it!

chucklesIII comments on Apr 21, 2019:

Maneuver with extreme caution between the asteroids while blasting them as quickly as possible.

i hate feeling frustrated and not having a clue on how to fix it. divorces suck.

chucklesIII comments on Apr 21, 2019:

Give it time and keep your chin up. You never know what or who coming into your life next.

Bill Gates, Harvard, To Begin Blocking Sun In Spring Of 2019 [prepforthat.

chucklesIII comments on Apr 21, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyjJbhuwGkU

So here we are at another Christian holiday stolen from the pagans.

chucklesIII comments on Apr 21, 2019:

I celebrated it as a Pagan. I'm good.

Smoking a turkey AND a salmon this weekend.

chucklesIII comments on Apr 22, 2019:

The turkey came out very nice. This is the final product. I had it covered loosely in foil for the last two hours. Twas yummy!

Smoking a turkey AND a salmon this weekend.

chucklesIII comments on Apr 22, 2019:

And here is the salmon after 2 hours in the smoker. It came out perfect! Before trowing it in, I seasoned it with fresh ground black pepper and some course salt.

Smoking a turkey AND a salmon this weekend.

chucklesIII comments on Apr 22, 2019:

This is an easy recipe of mine for a sauce to put on smoked salmon. Three heaping tablespoons of Hellman's mayonnaise in a bowl, then stir in some white wine. I go by thickness. I'd guess that about an 1/8th cup of wine is about right. Now add a tablespoon of dijon mustard and 2 teaspoons of fresh chopped dill. Set it in the fridge, covered for at least 20 minutes. Spoon it over the salmon just before serving. Adding a few capers on top is a nice option.

Ummm....who wants to break the news?

chucklesIII comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Lol!

What's something popular you've tried to enjoy but just don't. For me, it's Breaking Bad.

chucklesIII comments on May 4, 2019:

Stupidity.

What wonderful news, Ivan Milat, the Backpacker Killer has been diagnosed with TERMINAL Cancer.

chucklesIII comments on May 28, 2019:

But now he's not going to be able to fill out his seven life sentences.

The Department of Energy is calling fossil fuels “molecules of freedom” and “freedom gas”

chucklesIII comments on May 30, 2019:

I make freedom farts.

What are your thoughts on this?

chucklesIII comments on May 31, 2019:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cG7ZVBXQII

Oregon Republicans flee to avoid voting on climate change bill.

chucklesIII comments on Jun 21, 2019:

500 a day is nothing to them. In fact, I'd be willing to bet that the Don would gladly pay it to keep them from voting.

Alcoholics Anonymous... Is a religious cult?

chucklesIII comments on Jun 22, 2019:

I'll drink to that!

Feel the power

chucklesIII comments on Jun 23, 2019:

Unless it's Denny's. Then you have to pay extra for it.

No comment

chucklesIII comments on Jun 23, 2019:

This young man obviously finds spelunking quite exciting.