Donald Trump reminds me of Alvy Moore from the old Green Acres series.

davknight comments on Apr 19, 2020:

Melania reminds me of Lisa Douglas!

Is there anyone else who wishes they could mocve from america to a sane, intelligent, progrsssive ...

davknight comments on Apr 18, 2020:

Get a "prestige" degree, and build. up a big bank account, and you can move anywhere you want. And do it before age 45. Most countries won't take Americans in, unless they meet the above criterion. As for me, having been here since 1638, I'm not going anywhere. My Revolutionary War ancestors would be ashamed!

How often are "mock prep" exercises like Crimson Contagion participated in?

davknight comments on Apr 17, 2020:

Most simulations are conducted on yellow legal pads, between two teams of "experts"-- the 'blue' team, and the 'red' team.

Why did 'god' create Atheists (or Agnostics, or Secular Humanists)

davknight comments on Apr 17, 2020:

To confuseth thou, of course!

Have you wondered if perhaps the godbotherers of the US love trump because he does truly represent ...

davknight comments on Apr 17, 2020:

One could add greed, usury,avarice, and shameless ignorance.

The Country Could Use a First Lady. But Melania Trump Has Gone AWOL. [thedailybeast.com]

davknight comments on Apr 17, 2020:

Melania is hardly a "lady". More like high paid arm candy. America's First Courtesan would be a better title.

The Country Could Use a First Lady. But Melania Trump Has Gone AWOL. [thedailybeast.com]

davknight comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Melania T: Let zem eat cakes dahlinks!

Name that band. Easy one. Favorite tunes?

davknight comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Three Dog Night?

How Stupid Are They?

davknight comments on Apr 16, 2020:

How stupid? Trumplerites are so stupid, they pick their noses with the same toes they pick their butts with! (ook ook screech!).

Darwin Awards- Conservative idiots protest Michigan stay-at-home order.

davknight comments on Apr 16, 2020:

We're gonna catch a wabbit! We're gonna catch a wabbit!

How Stupid Are They?

davknight comments on Apr 15, 2020:

Ohhhhh! You wouldn't believe how stupid the stupid are!

My thought for this morning.

davknight comments on Apr 15, 2020:

I.r. Stop saying bad stuff about ourTrumpy!?

Treasury Department Orders Trump’s Name Printed on Stimulus Checks In an unprecedented move, ...

davknight comments on Apr 15, 2020:

Why don't they just print "Vote For Me!" on them?

Trump Clearly Has No Idea What Happens in Mutiny on the Bounty... [vanityfair.com]

davknight comments on Apr 14, 2020:

Trump is the dark side of William Bligh.

This is from The Onion-satire TALLAHASSEE, FL—In a bold affirmation of faith during a time of ...

davknight comments on Apr 14, 2020:

Sounds like a bad case of sleep deprivation to me!

It is frightening how easy it is to post disinformation.

davknight comments on Apr 14, 2020:

The US military calls it public information.

You have to feel for Dr.

davknight comments on Apr 13, 2020:

Trump World? Appocolyptic!

You have to feel for Dr.

davknight comments on Apr 13, 2020:

Fauci"s days appear to be numbered.

I noticed some posts on Facebook with some strange claims being made.

davknight comments on Apr 13, 2020:

You will see them lurking around airports,years from now, selling sharpie pens and panhandling.

One might say that there is an air of intellectual superiority about enthusiastic libertarians, ...

davknight comments on Apr 12, 2020:

Libertine bourgeois are only slightly less stupid and greedy than Philistine bourgeois.

I have to say that baby dedication ceremonies are by far on top of one of the most cultish aspects ...

davknight comments on Apr 12, 2020:

Don't forget the sacrificial Easter pig ceremonies !

Esquire has an article by Charles P.

davknight comments on Apr 12, 2020:

Commerce is a French word for piracy. In times like these, even the least of freebooters want their piece of the action.

Glass Wax, have you ever used it?

davknight comments on Apr 11, 2020:

Nah. We used ordinary soap on Devil's Night.

Why the broad disparity in death rates from COVID-19?

davknight comments on Apr 10, 2020:

I've been wondering about that too.

It is frightening how easy it is to post disinformation.

davknight comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Psycological Warfare has been around at least as long as advertising. Nowadays however, it is easier and faster to dissrminate.

Many people like me are very sad about our democratic nominee.

davknight comments on Apr 10, 2020:

ABT! Anyone but Trump!

How could this possibly go wrong?

davknight comments on Apr 10, 2020:

He wanted to buy Greenland too!

Takeaway from drump's latest: "Happy Good Friday" everyone, where we party hearty as Jesus is ...

davknight comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Sticks and stones may break my bones But whips and chains excite me! Happy sacrificial Easter pig feast!

Louisiana Pastor: 'True Christians Do Not Mind Dying' Of Coronavirus If Infected At Church | ...

davknight comments on Apr 9, 2020:

Let them die and be done with it!

Hello, I've been MIA for some time but today i needed to be on here.

davknight comments on Apr 9, 2020:

The guilt ridden side of her subconscous mind has taken over.

Who avoids discussing religion and spirituality?

davknight comments on Apr 8, 2020:

If I learned anything from working with mentally retarded adults, it is never to argue, or try to reason with them . It will only make you start to question your own sanity!

Old ad...🙂

davknight comments on Apr 8, 2020:

Add a bit of vanilla extract and sugar to a glass of moo, and you get vanilla milk.

Highest rates of Unemployment projected since the great depression Are you or somebody close to you ...

davknight comments on Apr 7, 2020:

We're sure the Fuhrer will gladly allow the new influx of homeless to use his golf courses to establish new Trumpyvilles on!

I'm sure others have noticed but I've tried avoiding looking at him until these daily briefings.

davknight comments on Apr 6, 2020:

The Dumbo Show is on. But I'm watching the DW World news, to avoid his evening babbles.

CNN Host To Pastor: How Is It 'Pro-Life' To Pack People Into Church Amid Pandemic?

davknight comments on Apr 6, 2020:

Jump lemmings ! Jump!

Just got this from emergencymail.

davknight comments on Apr 6, 2020:

Did anyone notice his new hairdo last night? It left bald late exposed!

The Americans defying Palm Sunday quarantines: 'Satan's trying to keep us apart'

davknight comments on Apr 5, 2020:

They did that in 1918 too. .

Let's dance!

davknight comments on Apr 5, 2020:

I've been waiting for someone to start up Danse Macabre.

A good explanation of why TP shortages happen.

davknight comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Nope. No recollection.

This landed on me today.

davknight comments on Apr 5, 2020:

But our Furher has a natural gift for this stuff. He went to Wharton, you know!

Scrolling through Facebook, I've noticed hundreds of prayers to a god to help protect against ...

davknight comments on Apr 5, 2020:

They did that during the Bubonic Plague Pandemics of the 13th and 14th Centuries, as well.

My mother keep on telling me that I should believe in Christ.

davknight comments on Apr 4, 2020:

Christ is on the cross. His blood is dripping. Quick! Get another nail! His head is slipping!

Everybody okay here?

davknight comments on Apr 4, 2020:

This house arrest gets to your head. It is eighty degrees outside. And here I sit. Cooped up for two weeks now. I need normalcy. Will people ever be normal again.

My mother keep on telling me that I should believe in Christ.

davknight comments on Apr 4, 2020:

Yes. I see the giant pink bunnies too.

Hey everyone, I'd love to get your opinion here.

davknight comments on Apr 4, 2020:

My mom was a Great Dane, and my dad was a Chihiuahua. He stood on a chair.

The Top 10 Vietnam War Songs: A Playlist for Veterans - I am not a Veteram but I remember these ...

davknight comments on Apr 4, 2020:

2+2 Bob Seger System , High School MC5, American Woman Guess Who,Search and Destroy The Stooges.

Near death experience

davknight comments on Apr 4, 2020:

When I was eleven, I went through the ice, and was comatose for three days. Of which, i remember absolutely nothing.

Its about time for the President's Press Cartoon.

davknight comments on Apr 3, 2020:

Nappy on Trump : il son idiot!

Religious gatherings: Here's a look at what states exempt them from stay at home orders - CNN

davknight comments on Apr 3, 2020:

The holy rollers were holding their revivals during the Great Influenza of 1918 as well Even as parishoners dropped dead in the aisles.

Its about time for the President's Press Cartoon.

davknight comments on Apr 3, 2020:

I've gotten so I won't even watch.

We all Live in a Self Quarantine!!!!! - Ringo and Paul could rewrite the song and make a ...

davknight comments on Apr 3, 2020:

The only thing missing is Bridgitte Bardot

It's a great thing for your peace of mind and mental health if you love where you live.

davknight comments on Apr 3, 2020:

True. But it is only the propertied classes that have that luxury. For the homeless, and the slumdweller, and those in refugee camps, that can only be a pipe dream.

What a genius idea, make one of those fake $20 Bills and have a message about Evolution printed on ...

davknight comments on Apr 3, 2020:

Most churches nowadays employ goon squads of thugs, who shake down the congregation for donations, and count the take. I doubt the Evolution agitprop would have much effect.

IceBreakers Make Me Feel So FAKE Because They Are Intended To Help Me Start A Conversation or ...

davknight comments on Apr 2, 2020:

I'm terrible at ad libbing.

Remember When?😊

davknight comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Everything tasted better from glass bottles.. especially ketchup.

SIP OR TOKE?

davknight comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Stoners gotta stay stoned, to put up with the alkies..

E.

davknight comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Let them walloweth slobbereth And grovelth in the viral howlings of the Lord.

[youtube.com] We are all so far away in quarantine, aren't we?

davknight comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Oh n.o. It just seems that way..

While everything is taken place in the world right now, how many of you have starting talking to ...

davknight comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Yes! We see the giant pink bunny rabbits too!

Old ad... who had one?🙂

davknight comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Cool! But a bit late for me. In '72, I was a teenager.

Denmark to subsidize employee wages up to 75% so layoffs do not happen. [apple.news]

davknight comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Interesting how a pandemic can cripple a World economy.

Televangelist Mary Colbert: China Brought About The Virus By Eating Biblically “Unclean Animals”...

davknight comments on Mar 21, 2020:

The Christians better watch out! What, with all those hams they devour every Easter, and Christmas!

A good portion of Trump's base is convinced that the Corvid-19 pandenic is a hoax.

davknight comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Wishful thinking! There will still be plenty around, to vote for the bellowing Trumpypottamus come November!

Push Trump off a Cliff Again! [pushtrumpoffacliffagain.com]

davknight comments on Mar 21, 2020:

WOOLD him, I say!

Who are the toilet-paper hoarders? and why? [sapiens.org]

davknight comments on Mar 21, 2020:

From what I've seen? Fat people, with moose-butts, and antlers!

I remember going to our neighbors and playing this game, it was a lot of fun.😁

davknight comments on Mar 20, 2020:

I can remember playing that game. But my preferred game was marbles! (I lost mine long ago!).

A friend of mine was venting about how dumb people are because of the hoarding going on in the ...

davknight comments on Mar 20, 2020:

Mobs of crazed fat people are buying up everything at the local WalMart. But I hear Wally is doing great!

I wonder what year these are from?

davknight comments on Mar 20, 2020:

They look straight outta Bugsy Siegel's Flamingo Club, in Las Vegas circa. late 'forties--early 'fifties.

I met a person recently who was so afraid of how our current situation would affect Trump when it ...

davknight comments on Mar 19, 2020:

Crash baby! Crash!

Hey! Stop hoarding stuff...it's not a zombie apocalypse...no one needs $700 worth of toilet paper!

davknight comments on Mar 19, 2020:

But everyone knows that if you tee-pee yourself, the Zombies won't come near you!

Is anyone more fascinated than afraid with how everyone is responding to this Pandemic/ quarantine ...

davknight comments on Mar 19, 2020:

Quizical is more like it for me. I walked into a public library this morning, and was stopped by two police cadets seated at a table. "Halt!" "Do you have a bad cough?" "No" "Have you been overseas lately?" "No" "Have you been in close contact with someone who returned from a trip overseas?" "No" "You may pass!" Good grief!

Supermarkets here are getting stripped by panic buying.

davknight comments on Mar 19, 2020:

What I find comical is all the fat people, piling their shopping carts with candy, cookies, doughnuts, pies, and cakes!

Has anyone else noticed that religion is portrayed as truth and real history on most TV ...

davknight comments on Mar 18, 2020:

The 'Hysteria' channel is there for 'entertainment only'. Not 'education'.

Been a while since I have been here.

davknight comments on Mar 18, 2020:

Welcome back! We missed you!

When you deal with stolen antiquities, you have to expect that they may be forgeries.

davknight comments on Mar 18, 2020:

Imagine what would happen if they found JC's bones!

Who’s your favorite scientist and why?

davknight comments on Mar 17, 2020:

The 'Three Karls' influenced my thinking: Clausewitz, Marx, and Darwin.

Do you think the Corono-virus will hurt or help religion?

davknight comments on Mar 17, 2020:

Oh no. The various churches will just proclaim it "God's" punishment for Man's sinfulness. Just like they did with the Bubonic Plague, the AIDS epidemic, and the invasion of Europe by Attila the Hun.

Doctor: Trump tests negative for coronavirus - AOL News

davknight comments on Mar 16, 2020:

Lee Harvey Pathogen is always lurking on his golden toilet seat. And Lee Harvey French Fry may boost his cholesterol over the edge. Keep the Faith!

Thank you Communist China, for - the ocean of cheap, low quality, defective products - your ...

davknight comments on Mar 14, 2020:

What is the difference between "Socialist" military research, and Capitalist military research???

Peter Wehner: The Trump Presidency Is Over - The Atlantic

davknight comments on Mar 14, 2020:

Don't count your sinking Hippos, until they've completely sunk in the mire of their own excrement.

If that graphic novel is to be believed, Jesus was the first zombie.

davknight comments on Mar 14, 2020:

That would explain his zombie-like devotees!

Okay, I was talking with a friend yesterday.

davknight comments on Mar 14, 2020:

Methinks your friend has been watching too much of the Hysteria Channel!

How Would You Handle The National Street People Problem?

davknight comments on Mar 14, 2020:

Banish the Trumpoisie! We are sick of their feces!

How Would You Handle The National Street People Problem?

davknight comments on Mar 13, 2020:

I think it's more a 'National Bourgeoisie Problem'! For someone who spends half the year in New Zealand, and the other half on golf courses, you are no different from a Trumplerite. Who are you to be blaming the poor for being poor?

A 'Never Biden' movement vows not to vote for Joe

davknight comments on Mar 13, 2020:

Sounds like it was started by Russian trolls. Or, maybe even Trumpy Trolls here in the U.S.

Toilet paper shortage?

davknight comments on Mar 13, 2020:

When I used to keep a PO box, I'd boil my junk mail into a gelatinous red goo, and pour it through the molds of those paper-making kits you buy at Hobby Lobby. Then, I had a never-ending supply of both toilet paper, and stationary paper.

If god sent us Herr Trump, what's he trying to tell us?

davknight comments on Mar 12, 2020:

That 'He' don't like us very much?

At least one person here does not think I have the right to post about American politics.

davknight comments on Mar 10, 2020:

To many brainwashed people, the State is akin to a parental figure. And when someone else attacks the policies of that State, it is like insulting the brainwashed person's mommy or daddy. ("Don't say bad things about my Mommy!") . Don't let the whinings of the brainwashed impede the search for Truth!

Name these two guys!

davknight comments on Mar 10, 2020:

None other than Sir Graves Ghastly, and Bill Kennedy!

Now this is art...

davknight comments on Mar 10, 2020:

He taught me the words 'Yech', 'Echh', and 'Blechh'.

Trump pissed his pants in Tennessee yesterday

davknight comments on Mar 9, 2020:

They don't call him Donnie Diapers for nothin!

It's movie night! What you watching? I'm gonna watch Kelly's heros for like the millionth time.

davknight comments on Mar 9, 2020:

You'd probably like Bill Maudlin's "Willie n Joe" cartoons!

Old ad....Log Cabin Syrup 😉

davknight comments on Mar 9, 2020:

The stuff leads to 'harder drugs', like insulin!

In Destroying Social Security, GOP Has No Plans for Elderly Americans

davknight comments on Mar 7, 2020:

We aint so old we caint whip up a batch of tar n chicken feathers, or ram a pitchfork up someone's privileged, high-falutin behind!

I have never seen one, have you?

davknight comments on Mar 7, 2020:

It would be extra cool if they made a motion-activated version, that flung it's arms about, shouting "Danger, Will Robinson!".

I have never seen one, have you?

davknight comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Nope. But it looks pretty cool!

Marine Mom Claimed Son Told Her Fox News Plays On Every TV On Base, Soldiers Not Allowed To Change ...

davknight comments on Mar 7, 2020:

The Waffen SS were required to listen to radio broadcasts of Hitler's and Goebbel's speeches.

Who do you think are the most despicable people .

davknight comments on Mar 5, 2020:

Politicians Doctors Lawyers Judges Police Government bureaucrats Military brass and lifers Bankers "Celebrities" Pawnbrokers Moneylenders Television evangelists Pro-athletes Corporate brass Insurance companies Usurers Give me time. I could think up more!

Can a slovenly hoarder change his habits?

davknight comments on Mar 5, 2020:

Offer to clean it up for him, if you can keep anything you find. Buried in one person's midden heap is another person's treasure!

Biden is a senile clown.

davknight comments on Mar 5, 2020:

At least he hasn't asked Denmark if they want to sell Greenland!