My Mona Lisa

davknight comments on Jun 5, 2019:

I met that chick in Memorial Park once!

It was the 70's ✌❤

davknight comments on Jun 5, 2019:

The most fun-filled years ever!

Do you believe aliens created the human species, or had a hand in its evolutionary development?

davknight comments on Jun 5, 2019:

I don't know! All babies look suspiciously like space aliens to me!

God is a young white dude who looks like he plays the acoustic guitar, according to a study of more ...

davknight comments on Jun 5, 2019:

I think I saw him once, standing on a street corner, with one of those "Will work for food" signs!

Donald Trump arrived in London yesterday and we gave him the reception he deserved.

davknight comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Trump only travels by jet, and by helicopter. He knows if he traveled by motorcade, he'd get pelted with rocks, bottles, and dead cats!

He must think he looks slimmer/better with his tuxedo tailored like that... I don't think so!

davknight comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Donnie Don--The Poor Little Rich Con--in his shrunken suit that looks like they left it in the dryer too long! (This is what Richie Rich, the Poor Little Rich Boy, would look like at 72!).

Trump supporters explained - Dunning-Kruger Effect

davknight comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Aka. 'Cognitive-Dissonance'--refusal to accept reality, when it conflicts with one's personal belief system.

Good article on why we're not meant to be vegan, and why it's dangerous for children: ...

davknight comments on Jun 4, 2019:

The frog eats the bug. The snake eats the frog. The hog eats the snake. N we eat the hog. Until the dinosaurs return, or barring an invasion by lions, tigers, n polar bears, that's the way it is! I will remain comfortably omnivorous, the way I was evolved to be!

Not sure how accurate this list is, I honestly haven’t checked into it yet.

davknight comments on Jun 4, 2019:

I never realized that Goodwill was just a massive thrift store racket! They won't be getting any donations from me!

"The TAPS Act has all the earmarks of a paranoid police state that considers everyone a potential ...

davknight comments on Jun 4, 2019:

The New American Police State just keeps on growing!

What type of ship should Trump have named after him?

davknight comments on Jun 4, 2019:

I've thought about that. I think it would be either a harbor tugboat, or a garbage scow!

This would have been my husband Peter’s 72nd Birthday.

davknight comments on Jun 4, 2019:

That song reminds me of a puppy-love affair of my youth. So sad. Furry hugs from afar!

Lucky I didn't poke my eyes out with this game.

davknight comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Wasn't there some sort of children's rhyme associated with them? "Five-six- pickup stix"?

Half of Americans Are Effectively Poor Now. What The?

davknight comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Trickle Down is when rich folks get weak kidneys, and pee on the rest of the population! But then, Trump LOVES pee!

How America could become a dictatorship in 10 years | Jared diamond [bigthink.com]

davknight comments on Jun 4, 2019:

One of the reasons behind the Right to Bear Arms!

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davknight comments on Jun 4, 2019:

His tariffs are certainly speeding up the inflation, followed by recession, parts of the capitalist cycle.

Kushner was pressed on whether Trump’s birtherism was racist.

davknight comments on Jun 4, 2019:

His daddy-in-law got him a swell job. He aint sayin nothin!

Where were you when.

davknight comments on Jun 4, 2019:

I was in the third grade. A teacher from an adjacent classroon came into ours, crying. She whispered somthing into our teacher's ear; and our teacher then told us the news. School was closed for the rest of the day. This, still being the Cold War era, caused me to scan the skies for Russky paratroopers, and Russky bombers, all the way home. We had a 'fort' in a nearby patch of woods. So me and another kid spent the rest of the afternoon stockpiling it with bbs for our bb guns, and with whatever canned food we could sneak from the kitchen cupboards.No Russky invasion occurred, and we spent the next several days glued to the television. I was even watching when "Little Sparky" from Chi, whacked Lee Oswald.

Does anyone know if Virginia is working on any legislature to legalize marijuana?

davknight comments on Jun 4, 2019:

I don't know why not! My ancestors settled there in 1638, and hemp was a major cash crop for them throughout the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries!

How to write holy texts 4 simple rules

davknight comments on Jun 4, 2019:

It helps if you can insert a little King James English in there too! (e.g., thou, thee, etc.)

Kentucky Noah's Ark attraction sues over flood damage

davknight comments on Jun 3, 2019:

I wonder how far Noah would've got, had he tried to sue God for 'flood damage'?

My daughter has been visiting me from Kentucky, driving me to go hiking at the Rio Grande, and ...

davknight comments on Jun 3, 2019:

We call them "Florida Eagles" down here. But you're right. If they see you on a constant basis, they behave like you're just one of the flock!

Back in the daze when I was a booking agent and band manager I used to tell my bands never do ...

davknight comments on Jun 3, 2019:

I always liked both versions! But 'Electric Ladyland' was one of the best albums ever!

Trump says the 20-foot-tall angry-baby blimp flying in London makes him feel 'unwelcome'

davknight comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Awwwwwww! Trumpy: "How come nobody wubbs me?"

Please someone come and get your stupid president and take him back?

davknight comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Didn't he look just like Idi Amin, when he was reviewing the Grenadier Guards? How can they keep a straight face when being "reviewed" by such a flattulent, ignorant moron?

China is an existential threat to the free world.

davknight comments on Jun 3, 2019:

It is comical how, back in 1949, Westerners said that China was destined to become a failed state!

It’s un-British to roll out the red carpet for Donald Trump | Sadiq Khan | US news | The Guardian

davknight comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Will he get to stay in the Idi Amin room in Buckingham Palace?

Please someone come and get your stupid president and take him back?

davknight comments on Jun 3, 2019:

It was both comical, and fitting, when the Guards band struck up the US Air Force anthem: "Off We Go, Into The Wild Blue Yonder".Trump's head is certainly filled with a lot of empty air space! And you never know what Orange Dumbo is going to say next!

Ya'll all gonna burn in Hell! 😁just kidding! There is no hell! Faeries are real though!...

davknight comments on Jun 3, 2019:

And don't forget the wee folk who live under the rocks on Mars!

Art imitates life.

davknight comments on Jun 3, 2019:

MAD magazine, and Bob Crumb are responsible for my mindset!

Please someone come and get your stupid president and take him back?

davknight comments on Jun 3, 2019:

We don't want him back! But you could crate him up, and ship him to a zoo somewhere, that is desperately wanting an orange hippopotamus!

All White People are the Same: : : Sargon's comments about how the unlimited immigration into the UK...

davknight comments on Jun 3, 2019:

With the dawning of genetic engineering, Modern Humans will probably be replaced by 'Super' Humans, of whatever height, race, or intellectual level their parents desire.

The artwork of R. Crumb - who else had this album?

davknight comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Bob Crumb art work was always better under the influence of weed, and some good mescaline!

Hi guys! I haven't been around much lately and wanted update you.

davknight comments on Jun 3, 2019:

We're glad you're okay!

Found- Fossilized School of Fish [pbs.org]

davknight comments on Jun 1, 2019:

A thousand years from now, archaeologists from another planet will find the fossilized remains of Humans, in a big hurry to go nowhere!

Why are there hardly any young people on this app?

davknight comments on Jun 1, 2019:

With age, comes wisdom.

Remember seeing these on a bathroom wall, we never had them, did you?

davknight comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Nope. But I did used to decorate my bookcases, and even my bathroom with little plastic dinosaurs. I bought a bunch of stuff at an auction once, and in one of the boxes were dozens of toy dinosaurs. So instead of putting them in my flea-market display, I decided to keep them to decorate my house with!

I lament for the decent people in the USA having to put up with this Bovine Excrement. [patheos.com]

davknight comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Federal judgeships are ongoing bovine excretions, shat out by whichever political party is in power.

Goodbye May and Hello June 😊

davknight comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Somehow, this time of year always reminds me of getting out of school for the summer!

Trump’s Biker Friends Just Threatened "Arrogant Little Bitch Pelosi" If She Tries To Go For ...

davknight comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Most bikers tend to be apolitical. They are more interested in drinking beer, shooting pool, Harleys, smoking dope, and sex. The majority of them probably don't even vote! So I wouldn't worry too much about them Yes. Trump has many loudmouthed followers, who like to make threats. But when Trump goes down in ruins, the big mouths will fade into the background, drinking cheap beer, and belching!

Should Marriage Still Involve Changing a Woman's Name?

davknight comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Keeping one's maiden name could make things confusing for descendants doing geneological research at a future point in time. But so far as I'm concerned, one should be able to go by any name they wish--be it "Rumplestiltskin", "Lollapoluzza",or "Santa Claus"! In fact, I'd like to see ID laws abolished. Merely asking to see one's "ID" is an invasion of privacy. Prior to mandatory social security cards in the early 1930s, Americans could, in fact, go by any alias they wished.

Contact High Level 100 : funny

davknight comments on Jun 1, 2019:

2,500 years ago, the Scythians used to burn swatches of pot in tents. Then, they'd go in and snort the stuff. The Greek historian, Herodotus, thought they were taking some kind of steam-bath!

Are we living in a cocaine era?

davknight comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Believe it or not, seventeenth-century Spain (and Potugal), had a major drug problem, with soldiers and sailors coming back from the New World, addicted to chewing coca leaves, or wanting to laze about in alley-ways, smoking marijuana.

Rain bomb. Look at that! How does that happen?

davknight comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Looks like an incontinent flock of crows, to me!

Britons eagerly begin stockpiling bottles of piss in preparation for Donald Trump state visit ...

davknight comments on May 31, 2019:

ROTTEN AVOCADOS are even better! There is nothing grosser or nastier than rotten avocados!

Trump's goons are now trying to go after the people who discovered his corruption

davknight comments on May 31, 2019:

I can just picture a bunch of Orcs, and Cave Trolls, in red MAGA hats!

Love that dress! [youtube.com]

davknight comments on May 31, 2019:

Yup! The way girls USED to look! Back before they started sporting merchant seaman's tattoos, and whale tails! Ah, the good old days!

If there was one thing that should make anyone doubt God exists it would be Televangelists.

davknight comments on May 31, 2019:

And if there was a God, these guys would get turned into pillars of salt!

Can you be atheist and agnostic?

davknight comments on May 31, 2019:

Only if you're bi-polar!

I keep seeing a new trend - people who arrive here believing in archangels versus a god of any ...

davknight comments on May 31, 2019:

Nope! I haven't encountered that denomination of wingbat yet!

Stephen Colbert doing Trump is damned good- and also very funny! But then we have, 'Trump doing ...

davknight comments on May 31, 2019:

I like to imagine him in Rykers Island!

Trump is going to England.

davknight comments on May 31, 2019:

I hope he gets pelted with rotten avocados!

First Kiss?

davknight comments on May 31, 2019:

When I was in second grade, we boys thought girls were silly, and obnoxious. And we'd never dream of letting one slobber on us, for fear of catching 'cooties'. That would change, however, as we grew into adolescence.

Never at my parent's house but always at my grandmother's.

davknight comments on May 31, 2019:

Yes! They had a certain 'seasoned' creak to them, that modern storm doors don't have!

What's your favorite song from childhood?

davknight comments on May 31, 2019:

The theme music from the old Peanuts cartoon shows.

This is how you do it.

davknight comments on May 31, 2019:

I once dated a woman who invited me over for dinner one evening. The main course was 'spinach lasagna'. (She had gotten the recipe out of 'Womans Day'). Anyhow, I can't stand spinach. But fortune intervened. A girlfriend of hers called, and she had to leave the dining room to jabberwocky with her friend. Meanwhile, her little cockapoo stood at my feet, looking up pleadingly at me. I got an idea. I set my plate down next to her dog; and he lapped the plate clean, in two wags of a puppy dog's tail. When his mistress returned, she saw that my plate was clean, and offered me another helping. To which I replied, "That was delicious! But if I eat another helping, my stomach will burst!"

We don't hear too much from Anonymous these days.

davknight comments on May 30, 2019:

They grew up, and were forced to leave their parents' basements!

I'm interested in getting opinions on the places in which you live. Do you love it or hate it?

davknight comments on May 30, 2019:

I've thought about that. I live in Florida, but spent 20 years in Colorado. My fantasy paradise would be Colorado with Florida weather. Or Florida with the Rocky Mountains running down its length!

“I voted for trump based on my moral values”.

davknight comments on May 30, 2019:

Are you saying twelve-year olds should not be entrusted with large sums of money?

Remember having this in a car?

davknight comments on May 30, 2019:

Uncouth passengers also used them as depositories for gross stuff, like kleenex, and bubblegum! And cops like to search them for roaches!

White House wanted USS John S. McCain moved during Trump’s Japan visit - Vox

davknight comments on May 30, 2019:

Before he leaves office, he will probably commission a new warship, named the "USS Donald J Trump".

50 dramatic photos of life on Earth

davknight comments on May 30, 2019:

Preservation in cyber-space will allow wildlife biologists on other worlds to see what actually used to live on this planet!

Has anybody ever gone numb emotionally?

davknight comments on May 30, 2019:

It's the brain's way of saying "Enough!".

Years ago, I notIced a connection with women when young were (looking for the right words here ...

davknight comments on May 30, 2019:

I once spent a few months observing the goings-on in a Pentacostal church, in a small Alabama town. Amongst the first things I noticed were where people sat. The rich folks always occupied the pews in the left front, where they could be observed picking their noses, balling up their boogers, and flicking them. (Something that reminded me of eighteenth-century English magistrates,who would flick their boogers at criminal defendents). Another oddity was that the teenagers clustered in the back pews, where they could try their luck at flirting with one another. The pews in front of them were occupied by the single adults, looking to hook up. In the right front pews were the residents of local homeless shelters, where the entire congregation could observe, and self-righteously 'fawn' over them. Just behind them sat the holy-roller performer types, who would periodically jump out in the aisles, and begin babbling in 'tongues', or fall to the floor in faux epileptic 'fits'.

So my understanding is the Dept of Justice cannot indict a sitting president, that is congresses ...

davknight comments on May 30, 2019:

Pelosi wants to impeach Trump's ass as badly as most Democrats do. But she is apparently waiting until they have a preponderance of evidence against him, and the majority of the Senate on their side. With Trump's propensity for sticking his feet in his mouth, that shouldn't take long!

The Department of Energy is calling fossil fuels “molecules of freedom” and “freedom gas”

davknight comments on May 30, 2019:

This sounds like one of Trump's ideas!

What If Only 100 People Existed on Earth? - YouTube

davknight comments on May 30, 2019:

Out of one human pairing, you get an average of 2,000 offspring, over 12 generations (240 years). A hundred humans equals fifty human pairings. So, multiply fifty by 2,000. It wouldn't take long in historic time, for them to bring us back up to current levels of over-population!

[rcni.com] What do you think?

davknight comments on May 30, 2019:

Once upon a time, an anthropologist was visiting a tribe of New Guineans, and got to observe a 'witch-doctor' treating his patients. The patient would lay down on a straw mat, and the shaman would dance around them, chanting incantations, and shaking his skull rattles. Afterwards, the anthropologist asked the shaman if he thought his treatment actually worked. No, the shaman replied. But so long as the patient BELIEVED it had done him some good, that was all that mattered.

What is your perception of Memorial Day in the USA?

davknight comments on May 30, 2019:

It was Abraham Lincoln who created this 'holiday'. He did so partly to honor the nation's military dead. And partly to appease 'God', and give 'God's' sanction to the bloody civil war then in progress. Like most people of his day, Lincoln was a very superstitious/religious man. And he believed that the reason the war was dragging on was because 'God' was angry at the country's 'sinfullness'. This is why he also made 'Thanksgiving' a national 'holiday'. Though he thought of it more as a 'national day of prayer' (thinking that if everybody prayed hard, 'God' would make the war end). Neither day was intended as an excuse for people to engage in drunkeness , and gluttony.

Trump will get re-elected President of the USA.

davknight comments on May 30, 2019:

Once Humpty Dumpty fell off his high-horse, all the King's horses, and all the King's men couldn't glue him back together again! That may be the case for Trumpty Dumbty as well. On the other hand, there are large numbers of people who don't even bother to vote. So the next election is likely to be a close one.

Every time, I read about, see and think about Trump, I just cannot understand how addicted and prone...

davknight comments on May 30, 2019:

Trumpy has always been a loudmouthed carnival barker.

Anybody have a 1955 Huffy radio bike?

davknight comments on May 30, 2019:

I can vaguely remember having a Huffy (with training wheels). But not with such high-tech features!

‪Another embarrassment from Trump.

davknight comments on May 29, 2019:

Space aliens and foreigners, watch so many old re-runs of The Simpsons, The Three Stooges, South Park, American Dad, and Family Guy, that they expect Americans to be stupid. I doubt the Japanese expected anything less from Trump!

A friend and I were watching a documentary called Darwin: No Services Ahead.

davknight comments on May 29, 2019:

Looks like Charles Manson's "Bottomless Pit".

Other Countries Know.

davknight comments on May 29, 2019:

As the French say: America is a YOUNG country. Europe is MATURE!

Loved it all except for disco.. that shit was nasty.. so glad it ended when it did.

davknight comments on May 29, 2019:

Anyone remember the Chicago DJ who blew up thousands of disco records in a Chicago sports stadium?

Does anyone else also make a point of readign books which have been banned at one time?

davknight comments on May 29, 2019:

I was fond of MAD magazine as an adolescent. Then, I gravitated to Bob Crumb, and Gilbert Shelton. Along with that, I devoured Marx, Engels, Lenin, and Mao. Not to mention Bakunin, Proudhon,Rousseau, Voltaire,Reich, Machiavelli, von Clausewitz, and Darwin. My advice: Read EVERYTHING! In that way, you will develop a more holistic view of this round, round World you live in!

Makes sense that the no IQ individual thinks calling someone a low IQ individual is a compliment...

davknight comments on May 29, 2019:

China! If you're listening. Can you get us the results of Trump's last IQ test?

In a few generations the caucasion race will be extinct.

davknight comments on May 29, 2019:

Not remotely likely. Arab and Berber peoples are Caucasian. The people of India, Pakistan, and Bangladesh, are Caucasian. Caucasian is NOT a skin color. Caucasian refers to a certain type of skull. In fact, the "races" as a whole, can be divided into a number of skull types.

This old ad is not very appealing but the product is. 😖

davknight comments on May 29, 2019:

Moldy Tuna! Cool! I love the big green n red eyeball!

Have you ever been annoyed by just the sight or voice of a person?

davknight comments on May 28, 2019:

I get that way, at the sound of Trump's voice!

The Correlation between Ignorance and Obedience

davknight comments on May 28, 2019:

New American Police State mantra: "Ignorance is Bliss. No Sense Makes Sense."

The awesome power of a tornado did this and this is tornado season take them seriosly

davknight comments on May 28, 2019:

I once drove through the immediate aftermath of a tornado. On one side of the road, every single telephone pole had been snapped off at the base, and were laying on their sides, in a nice, neat row, for the space of about a mile. On the opposite side of the road, was a 70-car freight train, laying on its side, with every car in perfect alignment. It looked like a little kid had got bored with his toy train set, and kicked it over!

We had a hailstorm in Omaha a few hours ago.

davknight comments on May 28, 2019:

The strangest hailstorm I ever experienced was in a small Colorado town, about 25 years ago. I was waiting to make a left-hand turn, and all of a sudden, it started hailing like crazy. But only for a minute or two, and only in that particular intersection! And there wasn't a cloud in sight!

Before I present this question I would like to say I have never seen an object in the sky, night or ...

davknight comments on May 28, 2019:

When I lived in Colorado, it was common for Wyoming National Guard helicopters to crash in the Colorado Rockies. So, if something mysterious crashes in your neighborhood, grab your flashlight, and look for the letters WANG on the fuselage!

Angela Merkel warns against dark forces on the rise in Europe

davknight comments on May 28, 2019:

Creeping Trumplerism is a trans-Atlantic phenomenon!

Chris Wallace Owns Lindsey Graham With Clip Of Him Lashing Clinton On Ignored Subpoenas

davknight comments on May 28, 2019:

Poor Graham has gone stark, raving Trumpy crackers!

Here's a paradox.

davknight comments on May 28, 2019:

Women who take botox will find their brains receding into their buttocks! The lesson here is, don't take any harmful chemicals, to make yourself "appealing" to the opposite sex! They aren't worth it! And it messes with your metabolism big time!

Tornados hit my area hard last night.

davknight comments on May 28, 2019:

Stay safe!

English wisdom

davknight comments on May 28, 2019:

This is what is known as Old Timey Horse Sense, which seems to be sorely lacking nowadays!

What was your favorite Hostess cake?

davknight comments on May 28, 2019:

Suzy-Qs were good too!

Memorial Day: Remember the Victims of American Bombs When You Remember the Soldiers Who Died for Our...

davknight comments on May 28, 2019:

The problem is, most Americans don't know, and/or don't care about the millions of Phillipinos, Koreans, Vietnamese, and others, that the American military has slaughtered. It is all carefully avoided in our schoolbooks.

Anybody else remember their Grandmothers dressing like this?

davknight comments on May 28, 2019:

They still do! They just wear different clothes, and play with their 'smart' phones!

Trump want $16 billion to bail out farmers he hurt with his trade war.

davknight comments on May 24, 2019:

Dollar Store is going to have to change its name to the Five and Ten Dollar Store.

If you think saying stupid, flirty, suggestive bullshit to women is "funny", it's NOT.

davknight comments on May 24, 2019:

I think its an adolescent boy thing. Some males seem to stay in an adolescent mindset long after they're supposed to have outgrown it. (Poorly developed frontal brain lobes). That's what all that junk food, and faux beer will do to you!

Fuel demand

davknight comments on May 24, 2019:

Have any pedestrians been hit by electric cars yet? Just curious. It seems to me that an electric car wouldn't make much noise. I don't know that I'd want one sneakin up on me, when I'm out walking.

Never played with these but the girls in my neighborhood did.

davknight comments on May 24, 2019:

I can remember my sister playing jax. 'Pick-up Stix' too. But I was into more 'thought provoking' things, like marbles, homemade bows n arrows, cap pistols, dirt-clod fights, n catchin polliwogs!

For the 2020 presidential election, who do you like and why?

davknight comments on May 24, 2019:

Anyone but Trump!

To my mind, Fox News is a bigger threat to us all than even drumpy, as he would not be so slavishly ...

davknight comments on May 24, 2019:

Who but the hopelessly gullible buy something, because they saw it in a television commercial?

It Turns Out Christians Have More Abortions Than Any Other Religious Group In America - MTV

davknight comments on May 24, 2019:

That's because those darned Preachers just won't keep it in their britches!