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I am a divorced East Asian male who works in IT. Currently, I spend half of time in Texas and the other half working on a research ship to make sure the computers run and the Internet is up. My current location is: Machu Picchu.

I stay physically active, and I enjoy traveling. The job does me ample opportunities to visit many different countries.

I'm here to meet cool, smart, funny people. A good attitude and genuine love for humanity go a long way.

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I am so sick of rain and clouds and a lack of sun. Fuck this shit.... How do you people deal with ...
escapetypist comments on Oct 24, 2018:
I love the sun. I don't want to live like the people in the Twilight series.
Does anyone know if the skulls of your enemy are dishwasher safe? Asking for a friend.
escapetypist comments on Oct 24, 2018:
There are less messy ways to brainwash someone
Problems with online voting may have cost me the race. Serious online voting issues had more than...
escapetypist comments on Oct 24, 2018:
I hope things stay civil. Nothing like Lord of the Flies on your island.
I live near family now, so this sign was necessary.?
escapetypist comments on Oct 24, 2018:
The little guy hiding in your toilet tank will keep you honest.
Today was spent driving through NM, Texas and OK. I used to live in TX, 30 years ago and I still ...
escapetypist comments on Oct 24, 2018:
Now and again God sends a tornado to knock down all of the crosses. Yes, God works in mysterious ways.
Before I curl up with a book, I'd like to say something inoffensive. Two souls who came together on...
escapetypist comments on Oct 23, 2018:
My soles move apart when I begin a journey
The Old Guard won and the Progressives lost :( I got routed and so did the other progressive ...
escapetypist comments on Oct 23, 2018:
Be happy for them. These might be some of their last ballots
Well... Okay! But I'll admit... It's going to be hard to leave it unmade! :P ...
escapetypist comments on Oct 22, 2018:
This whole place is ecosystems built upon ecosystems. A tree trunk is an ecosystem for its leaves. If some little monstrous crabbies what to eat my dead skin cells, I say live and let live. Maybe we're all living off of dead body parts from some alien being in another universe.
Ever notice how right before an election some folks seem to get a little bit touchier? ouch!
escapetypist comments on Oct 22, 2018:
I only let things that truly matter in my life upset me, like why the heck does someone not start filling out a check while standing in line at the cashier?
As we celebrate awareness for something this month, please be sure to share this if you know someone...
escapetypist comments on Oct 22, 2018:
I am offended that I am not aware of whatever that I am supposed to be aware of, and I don't know anyone who knows anyone. Maybe next month will be better, after I have some candy.
I almost bought the 5-pound bag of Reese's Minis at the store today. But, then I remembered that I ...
escapetypist comments on Oct 22, 2018:
Do christian kids get candy shaped like a crucified Jesus, or do they just get candy cigarettes like the rest of us?
Whoever decided that white was a good color for underwear was an idiot.
escapetypist comments on Oct 21, 2018:
White makes it easy to spot the cleanest pair of undies lying on the floor?
Looks like I upset some Republican sensibilities yesterday. I blocked one gentleman who took ...
escapetypist comments on Oct 21, 2018:
I didn't know cursing someone by proxy is a thing
I think my moral compass is really just a drunken clock.
escapetypist comments on Oct 21, 2018:
My immoral compass always points in my general direction.
Wonderfully Inappropriate. One thing I loved about my ex was how crude and disgusting she could ...
escapetypist comments on Oct 20, 2018:
Cussing is good for expressing emotions. It's debatable whether it should be use to get a rise out of someone else. Then again, Samuel L. Jackson can use 'motherfucker' very effectively in all contexts.
Well boys and girls, Aunt Mary had an exhausting week, both at work and at home. I’m gearing up ...
escapetypist comments on Oct 20, 2018:
Well, bend me over and call me Donny, Vladimir. Mary's finally too tired to do something illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Sitting in my car / trafic and enjoying self [youtu.be]
escapetypist comments on Oct 19, 2018:
There is no AIDS in heaven, only virgins
This election only has 4 more days to run and I am so tired from over thinking it. Apparently I am ...
escapetypist comments on Oct 19, 2018:
Today you're running for mayor of a small island. Tomorrow you will run for POTUS. But only after you declare bankruptcy, sleep with a porn star, and grab women in the crotch.
Fact: If you stand next to the ocean and listen closely, it sounds just like putting a shell to your...
escapetypist comments on Oct 19, 2018:
No never means yes, but yes sometimes means no. And yeah-no is just no.
Jesus Fucking Christ! Is there anyone in a position of authority that did not molest everyone in ...
escapetypist comments on Oct 19, 2018:
Almost enough to make you wish there was a hell.
Religion and sexual abuse, the scourge of the world ! [dailymaverick.co.za]
escapetypist comments on Oct 19, 2018:
And often they're an economical combo package.
My kind of guy... ;)
escapetypist comments on Oct 19, 2018:
Now if only a woman would do that to me. And not just after opening the door.
I think I might adopt this idea.
escapetypist comments on Oct 19, 2018:
This man give the pictures color.
I'm going to talk in pretty general terms here so that all 204 members can be included in this ...
escapetypist comments on Oct 18, 2018:
I upvote the comment of the combative person with whom I disagree, when I am done talking to them. It's my way of saying that I disagree but I'm done arguing. Then I quietly plan their demise.
Exercise in logic
escapetypist comments on Oct 18, 2018:
I am my own grandfather
Racist troll anyone? [agnostic.com] Please join me in reporting, thank you. [agnostic.com]
escapetypist comments on Oct 18, 2018:
Do you even agnostic, Bro?
New research suggests that men can actually tell from a woman's voice when she is menstruating.
escapetypist comments on Oct 18, 2018:
I really can't tell. But I have a clue when the left side of my face stings.
I am cooking eggplants and beef and all type of things and I wonder who is gonna eat all these ...
escapetypist comments on Oct 18, 2018:
Pretty much the only Italian songs that I know come from Madonna
If time travel was possible my future self would have shown up by now to slap some sense into me.
escapetypist comments on Oct 18, 2018:
My future self will be too drunk to get the date right and get eaten by a dinosaur
I came across a wonderful list of insults by famous people this morning. My first thought was how ...
escapetypist comments on Oct 17, 2018:
Of course the classic: When Nancy Astor told Winston Churchill that if she were married to him, she'd put poison in his coffee, to which he replied, "If I were married to you, I'd drink it."
Every time I get annoyed by the price of gas, I remind myself that I’m literally paying for liquid...
escapetypist comments on Oct 17, 2018:
Then why does premium fuel cost so much. Is it made from premium dinosaurs?
Pot is legal in Canada bitches!
escapetypist comments on Oct 17, 2018:
Maybe they should change the leaf on the flag to the marijuana leaf
Death and Vaxes...
escapetypist comments on Oct 17, 2018:
Mostly cell division, then some kicking, followed by sucking on my thumb.
Hey @Val3941... Where have you been? You got that girl back? ??☹️??
escapetypist comments on Oct 17, 2018:
If there were no scammer girls, I'd not have any flirtatious interactions with the opposite sex.
I had to take back my OJ Simpson Halloween costume… the glove didn’t fit.
escapetypist comments on Oct 17, 2018:
A black man just can't drive down the highway without being pulled over by the cops.
Really a bit of a coin toss because sometimes the architecture is quite beautiful but these ...
escapetypist comments on Oct 16, 2018:
Burning down churches and mosques won't stop religion. Liberal education will. That and PornHub.
All teenagers need this experience
escapetypist comments on Oct 16, 2018:
That's a good way to get the Oedipus complex
Ummm… hey Timex… if I’m ever 660 feet under water, I don’t think a reliable watch will be my...
escapetypist comments on Oct 15, 2018:
Timex...it takes a licking and keeps on ticking...even if you don't
Written by Mike Pence in 1999: Just spent a memorable Fathers Day, like so many other all ...
escapetypist comments on Oct 15, 2018:
The problem is not emotions, which we cannot control. It's behavior, which we can control. Mike Pence is an idiot writing this piece, presuming this is truly his writing. Maybe we should keep men out of nursing and just rely on women to handle violent patients.
Value of body language is against my principles, change my mind with a good argument. To me, body...
escapetypist comments on Oct 15, 2018:
Most people would say non-verbal communication is more often used than verbal communication. But when I attempt non-verbal communication, it usually ends up with me getting a slap across the face.
So who is the fake account? The second joiner? Are they both fake? Are they just unimaginative?...
escapetypist comments on Oct 15, 2018:
The only growing that Ruby44 does in the fake breasts department
Last week a hiker from Arizona went missing on Mt. Hood. His family described him as an experienced ...
escapetypist comments on Oct 15, 2018:
I have a problem with the Amber Alert system. I get that parents who have lost a child want to see changes. But the system now seems to be used mainly to track down a parent who runs off with their own child. The child is never in any danger. I feel that a broadcast alert is not enough pass judgment on someone.
Who wants to go fishing?
escapetypist comments on Oct 15, 2018:
The middle one looks like she ready to block someone
The dumbing down of the species is complete. Bring on the asteroid.
escapetypist comments on Oct 14, 2018:
Is that Illinois in Spanish?
JFC, I need to cut the FB cord...the first one posted by my niece, the second by a friend and fellow...
escapetypist comments on Oct 13, 2018:
I was briefly tied to FB by the thinnest thread. That cord was cut long ago.
I am Dr. Zorialoki. I am not a real doctor, and may not give you the best advice. Ask me anything....
escapetypist comments on Oct 13, 2018:
Are you a medical doctor or some stuffy academic with a PhD?
Sorry, I Need To Bitch. ok, so i've been having the ongoing issue with one of my many cousins. he...
escapetypist comments on Oct 12, 2018:
You can't fix stupid so why try
It's a scary time for false accusations
escapetypist comments on Oct 12, 2018:
That story is faker than Pamela Anderson lookalike's boobs.
Back to the land ! [dailymaverick.co.za]
escapetypist comments on Oct 12, 2018:
You could, you know, educate your masses and industrialize. But what do I know.
Okay people... member number 200 is about to join. We need to do something stupendous! Put on your ...
escapetypist comments on Oct 12, 2018:
We could block them then say J/K
(Can't) come knock on my door.
escapetypist comments on Oct 12, 2018:
Or you could just throw eggs at them
Ok, grabbing the baton from @chalupacabre I sent out 4 inviting messages to our newest poor grammar ...
escapetypist comments on Oct 12, 2018:
I need to up my scamming game to get inviting messages from PJ
Another S.African idiot !
escapetypist comments on Oct 11, 2018:
Maybe I'll petition to get yellow fever struck from the English language. The disease will henceforth be called the illness formerly known as.
I have returned to Phoenix, AZ to find lovely cool weather. I have not suffered the boob sweat so ...
escapetypist comments on Oct 11, 2018:
You had me at boob...but lost me at sweat
Looking good, Marie!
escapetypist comments on Oct 10, 2018:
Love the radioactive.
" I don't go out much . I don't have to "! Happy birthday to me , ALIVE , ALIVE , ALIVE ? I hope ...
escapetypist comments on Oct 10, 2018:
Happy birthday. Ya know, you never see old geezers staggering about on stage with a young star.
So... Fellow offenders, it seems like everyone is in kind of a funk lately well I think that's lame ...
escapetypist comments on Oct 9, 2018:
I'm workin' ova here. And while I'm busting my skinny butt, I had a chance to let loose to my supervisor about a colleague who's slacking off. I had refrained from calling him out in an major way because I was my partner. But recently I was moved to another crew and now I am free to say what a real a-hole he is.
Wish I had never got here !
escapetypist comments on Oct 6, 2018:
Porn is my documentary
Made it to Baltimore in the rain last night. Why TF would anyone in their right mind want to live ...
escapetypist comments on Oct 5, 2018:
In Baltimore no one can hear you scream
Well, well, well.... TAKE THE SUCKER FOR ALL HE'S WORTH... because he was your mother's husband's ...
escapetypist comments on Oct 5, 2018:
I love the Maury Povich show
Every fucking cell phone in America. The ego on this guy is insane.
escapetypist comments on Oct 5, 2018:
I'm still waiting for the alert that says my federal income taxes have been lowered.
Today is my be nasty day ! Facts of the Day Today is World Animal Day. Hug - and this should be ...
escapetypist comments on Oct 5, 2018:
People are animals, too.
This is no joke folks, it is my nasty day !
escapetypist comments on Oct 5, 2018:
I woke up with a headache today. Still would not turn down sex.
You'll have to admit, the man casts a hell of a shadow.
escapetypist comments on Oct 3, 2018:
The conservatives don't know that took the blue pill
Okay! Why am I getting this everywhere? Has the site gone completely mad with reporting deleting and...
escapetypist comments on Oct 3, 2018:
Maybe there is a blocking bot for really offensive people
What's something unexpected that happened in your life that you're secretly thrilled with or proud ...
escapetypist comments on Oct 3, 2018:
I was surfing for porn a stumbled onto the Offenders Group.
So, if Christians came from Jews, why are there still Jews?
escapetypist comments on Oct 3, 2018:
Christians came from one Jew.
SHARE SQUIRREL MEMES NOW!!!!!! I love squirrels, they are my anti-depressant.... that is all!
escapetypist comments on Oct 3, 2018:
People who mistake data for information. I realized this recently. I sit through endless meetings where people state facts and figures without any thought to what actionable conclusions that could be derived from them.
Wow. I just got blocked from my first person. Should I feel honored or offended? I am not ...
escapetypist comments on Oct 3, 2018:
There should soon be a double block as retaliation for a block
Strange, I just got banned from an environmentally focused group for criticizing our practices to ...
escapetypist comments on Oct 3, 2018:
He that is without an offensive comment, let him cast the first block
So I went to the first all candidates meeting tonight at 7pm, it was held by the Volunteer ...
escapetypist comments on Oct 2, 2018:
Never surrender
To all those men who ask a woman to get up out of bed and fix you a sammich after sex: If she’s ...
escapetypist comments on Oct 2, 2018:
After sex, I would have had my fill of sandwich meat
I'm in a type of mood that needs to be satiated soon.
escapetypist comments on Oct 2, 2018:
Oral exams were never quite like this
I didn't need a reason to say, "Goddamn she's hot" but I'll take it.
escapetypist comments on Oct 2, 2018:
Truth!
This is unfamiliar to me. Does this mean I've been banished from the LCN group? Am I a legit ...
escapetypist comments on Oct 2, 2018:
Nobody gets blocked from the Cannibis group
The way to go ! [dailymaverick.co.za]
escapetypist comments on Oct 2, 2018:
This is premium. Contains up to ten percent sarcasm
Okay, I’ve had coffee and weed and my mood has improved tremendously. Anymore days like yesterday...
escapetypist comments on Oct 1, 2018:
Why would anyone argue with a blues singer? If she's arguing with you, she's not singing. And everyone loses.
i want my money back!
escapetypist comments on Oct 1, 2018:
Clever advertising.
Was wishing dfor someone to say this !
escapetypist comments on Oct 1, 2018:
I'm gonna be in so much trouble for liking this posting
It's gonna be epic! (Or not). Who knows.
escapetypist comments on Oct 1, 2018:
Have some points you pointstitute. :p
Perhaps the most disturbing and depressing documentary you will ever watch. Here is my review of ...
escapetypist comments on Sep 30, 2018:
A well-written review this is. I will probably never watch another Michael Moore film. I am not pessimistic about the future as I avoid the tainted garbage being disseminated by mainstream and social media. I am buoyed by the inevitable changing of the guards as old filmmakers and old politicians make their way into grumpy retirement. The new hippies will replace the old hippies and there's no reason to think that in their mature forms they would behave any differently. But for a time, perhaps we will experience some positive social change such as the MeToo movement. No, the world isn't coming to an end, just the world of the curmudgeons still hungry for power and money in their twilight years.
Yup. I went there. My bad! I really do love pumpkin! This and the green Irish shakes available ...
escapetypist comments on Sep 30, 2018:
I will try one of these. I enjoy Mickey D's apple pies. I also like --dare I say it-- their McRibs. :p
This is about the funniest video i have seen about illogical atheism. [youtu.be]
escapetypist comments on Sep 30, 2018:
You shalt not listen to Right Said Fred, because he is not too sexy
,,. . .....
escapetypist comments on Sep 30, 2018:
Is this sexting?
Are you a coloniser ? [dailymaverick.co.za]
escapetypist comments on Sep 30, 2018:
I am a rectumizer
They should teach this in drivers ed.
escapetypist comments on Sep 30, 2018:
Ahhhhhh, good times
,................
escapetypist comments on Sep 30, 2018:
If the bible were written by women, humanity would have been plunged into sin and death because a man refused to put the toilet seat down
I did my duty and I'm home. No one bothered to tell me it was going to be an outdoor party and I ...
escapetypist comments on Sep 29, 2018:
You must jet when the ass is wet
This is me at this very moment. I have to go somewhere and I don't want to. Oh well, time to hit ...
escapetypist comments on Sep 29, 2018:
And I am reminded of this...
Sweet potatoes are just regular potatoes that remember birthdays and anniversaries.
escapetypist comments on Sep 29, 2018:
Baked potatoes are the long haired cousins on the couch watching VICE TV and perpetually looking for a job
Rant time. Not the best of days. Hubby’s birthday. Remembering that I forgot to remember that ...
escapetypist comments on Sep 28, 2018:
We just had another case of sexual assault at our university. Why are we do bad at raising boys to be decent men?
When old age catches up !
escapetypist comments on Sep 28, 2018:
Drink enough Scotch and none of that matters
No means No and it doesn't matter why either person says those words, No Means NO. I am watching ...
escapetypist comments on Sep 28, 2018:
No means yes in prison
I have been ban from "Sexual Deviants" group, is it an accomplishment? Probably not, but I did get ...
escapetypist comments on Sep 27, 2018:
I suspect unwelcomed verbal groping.
Yes, well, I've had few beers, and I'm at that, "I love you man" stage, so I'm going to just say it....
escapetypist comments on Sep 27, 2018:
I feel a group hug coming and a rousing rendition of kumbaya followed shortly thereafter with matching 'fuck *ff' t-shirts and Make America Offensive Again purple baseball caps.
I went to the grocery and stocked up. Should I?
escapetypist comments on Sep 27, 2018:
A Payday is nutritious. 100 million obese Americans can't be wrong.
Today I’ve dealt with (1) spending nearly an hour swearing while trying to light my gas fireplace ...
escapetypist comments on Sep 27, 2018:
I keep my venison on the hoof until I'm ready to barbeque. My neighbor feeds the deer, and we have a herd local to our block. One doe has twin fawns. They're our livestock futures
Have you ever been out in nature, hiking or kayaking and suddenly the peace and tranquility is ...
escapetypist comments on Sep 27, 2018:
Is this the sea lion equivalent of throwing a shoe?
@sukisue has cute frogs hanging from her window. I get creepy bugs staring at me while I get ...
escapetypist comments on Sep 27, 2018:
Don't kiss it
checklist..
escapetypist comments on Sep 26, 2018:
I am a bitch and I approve this post
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