It fits perfectly!!! 😂😂😂

glennlab comments on May 22, 2024:

That's a lot of Bs

It's been a long ass day!!! 😔🙄😂😂😂

glennlab comments on May 22, 2024:

You're in rare form tonight, well done my lady.

The unholy trinity

glennlab comments on May 22, 2024:

What in slut monkey hell is that, and why didn't someone flush it?

Plunging into the pun job.

glennlab comments on May 22, 2024:

Nailed the storm trooper.

Good Taco Tuesday Afternoon!!!

glennlab comments on May 21, 2024:

Those top two are going to hurt. lol

Now you, you watch me not care..

glennlab comments on May 21, 2024:

More Bacon

Now you, you watch me not care..

glennlab comments on May 21, 2024:

Did someone say Bacon

Way to go out!!!

glennlab comments on May 21, 2024:

Done.

Just an observation.

glennlab comments on May 20, 2024:

A very small johnson, with no turtleneck.

Oops!!!! Accidentally 😂 another post!

glennlab comments on May 20, 2024:

Love the DIY vasectomy.

Illinois ranks as ‘most normal’ state in the U.S., according to new study [msn.com]

glennlab comments on May 20, 2024:

Another way of saying most average, or nothing to brag about, must have been a slow news day in Chicago

That look when you've been called out! 😂😂😂

glennlab comments on May 20, 2024:

She looks better without her makeup.

Most Scottish rock band ever! Big Country could make their guitars sound like bagpipes….

glennlab comments on May 20, 2024:

interesting sound, good group.

I see those in Congress who support Trumpty Dumpty as being no better than puke-headed shit ...

glennlab comments on May 20, 2024:

You are being much too generous.

Who would have thunk it...

glennlab comments on May 20, 2024:

mine too.

She's that stupid!!! 😂😂😂

glennlab comments on May 19, 2024:

She can't believe there are so many of them.

Another lazy day but I have to go shopping for new tennis shoes!!! 🥳🤘😂

glennlab comments on May 19, 2024:

Go Crazy Bob.

I forgot to post this one!!! 😂😂😂

glennlab comments on May 19, 2024:

I bet we're going to have a bunch of those in El Paso for the State Democratic convention. They've been a mainstay for the last 4 conventions, hopefully we can retire them this year for good.

Hahahahaha!!!! ...

glennlab comments on May 19, 2024:

I had my doubts about Jasmine when she was coronated by Eddie Bernice Johnson as her successor, but she has proven to be an excellent congressmember.

Nearly All cheeses can be frozen apparently.

glennlab comments on May 19, 2024:

I've been freezing cheeses for years, except for the ones that barely make it to the fridge. 90% of the cheeses i use are cooke d so freezing doesn't affect their flavor.

Even Nixon wanted the smartest people in the room with him, What is the story today?

glennlab comments on May 18, 2024:

'm going to say it was Newt Gingritch and his win at any costs, no compromise politics.

Aaahhhhh!!!! Saturday being lazy!!!

glennlab comments on May 18, 2024:

Good ones Michelle.

I need this cup…

glennlab comments on May 18, 2024:

Been there, one that, is that my ice tea?

Perfect name for his plane

glennlab comments on May 18, 2024:

I'd say the one is in the wrong position.

What time is it now?

glennlab comments on May 18, 2024:

The internet has ruined me, good set.

Texas megachurch caught manipulating traffic data to get new stoplight -- Friendly Atheist

glennlab comments on May 17, 2024:

This church is just down the road from where I get my hair cut. Glad they got caught, sucks to be them.

I sense a socially conscious business opportunity.

glennlab comments on May 17, 2024:

Works well.

India's Modi boasts two college degrees which are fake

glennlab comments on May 16, 2024:

No he means tits and Vah jay jay.

That's a little surprising

glennlab comments on May 15, 2024:

They nailed that rabble rouser

Life in today's world.

glennlab comments on May 15, 2024:

I'll be back later

Life in today's world.

glennlab comments on May 15, 2024:

Welcome back

Life in today's world.

glennlab comments on May 15, 2024:

Let's welcome Jack back and get him up a few levels, He's been around as long as I have.

And his mother is luggage.

glennlab comments on May 15, 2024:

good set

Sounds like a good idea to me....

glennlab comments on May 14, 2024:

I've got a shit ton of rocks, just don't stand too close because I'm sure there will be millions more to line up with me.

Oldie.....

glennlab comments on May 14, 2024:

Not his fault, she should have given better directions.

Wow! It’s been a minute since I’ve heard Let It All Hang Out. [m.youtube.com]

glennlab comments on May 14, 2024:

I haven't heard that in years, talk about a blast from the past.

That's one reason us old guys switch to New Balance. Plus, they come in 5E.

glennlab comments on May 14, 2024:

I hope Ed enjoyed his last birthday.

A statue of disgraced evangelist Billy Graham will be unveiled in the U.

glennlab comments on May 13, 2024:

Next Alabama will put up George Wallace

Cohen under cross examination, should be fun

glennlab comments on May 12, 2024:

I haven't laughed at a mother's day joke so hard in a long time.

Meanwhile, the entrepreneurial spirit is alive and well in the sunshine state...

glennlab comments on May 12, 2024:

it should come with plane tickets.

Unfortunately, for me it means a lot of ads for compression socks.

glennlab comments on May 12, 2024:

Find your tribe, never mind, you're here.

Saturday evening and I'm still in bed and loving it! 😘😘😘

glennlab comments on May 12, 2024:

Don't those wafers spoil the queso?

Oh my and this is just one of his many tax fraud scams... [finance.yahoo.com]

glennlab comments on May 12, 2024:

Sucks to be him

Someday, I hope you have a kid ...

glennlab comments on May 11, 2024:

and he's twins, you can't forget the second half of the curse.

Got my dollar bills ready...

glennlab comments on May 10, 2024:

nice legs.

May I suggest an intimate gift idea?

glennlab comments on May 10, 2024:

nOT A SMELL i'D LIKE TO WAKE UP TO.

Christmas is coming!

glennlab comments on May 9, 2024:

Bye, Bye Barbie.

Can't wait to try it!!!

glennlab comments on May 9, 2024:

drivers can't do any worse than they have on the others.

[facebook.com] now more than ever

glennlab comments on May 8, 2024:

not available if you don't have facebook.

[facebook.com] Hilarious

glennlab comments on May 8, 2024:

I think I've been behind that car.

A Jungle deal

glennlab comments on May 8, 2024:

Don't pet the big pussy cat.

Bonus, Catwoman thinks I look cute.

glennlab comments on May 8, 2024:

good set

And sooo healthey for you. 🙄🤪 [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on May 7, 2024:

Got to agree with @fernapple I could feel my arteries clogging just watching it.

Academics use imaginary data in their research- [reason.

glennlab comments on May 7, 2024:

The author of this piece has either never taken a statistics course or doesn't understand it. The reason there are terms for what was done is that they are accepted practices as long as they are disclosed in the patterns and practices portion of the papers. It is also clear that he doesn't understand simple calculus. You don't use a spreadsheet for a database problem. I looked at his referenced samples and they were in obscure journals with limited circulation, if prestigious journals whose readers would be able to discern the bullshit from the legitimate research. Had he done his research he could have presented a much better article. He was as bad if not worse than the people he was complaining about. At least the people he was complaining about showed their work and how they came to their conclusions and did not hide it in the text.

I can't sleep again, I get like this when I have to wake up early for work 😞🙄🙄😂😂

glennlab comments on May 7, 2024:

priceless

But now you can hang up without even answering, I don't know if it is an even trade off, but I don't...

glennlab comments on May 6, 2024:

and everyone had a black phone.

Was this for real?!?!

glennlab comments on May 6, 2024:

Never saw anything that blatant, but the subtext was there.

So very true

glennlab comments on May 6, 2024:

Show them that you are consistent

Judge warns Donald Trump of jail time after he breaches gag order for tenth time in hush money ...

glennlab comments on May 6, 2024:

He'll lower the average moral standards of the general population of the jail.

The new south verses the old south, nothing has really changed except it is covered better.

glennlab comments on May 6, 2024:

Looks like Ole miss has legacy admissions.

The best laid plans of mice and men?

glennlab comments on May 6, 2024:

How could the nine of them find it?

Never trust alcohol, it lies, big time.

glennlab comments on May 6, 2024:

But you continued to listen, again and again.

The state leaves the course of study up to me, so....

glennlab comments on May 6, 2024:

Can I get an unpaid intern?

Abandon all hope, you who enter here. But see if you can get them to grate some parmesan for you.

glennlab comments on May 6, 2024:

Can't pick a favorite, good set.

A perfect picture

glennlab comments on May 6, 2024:

lil donnie needs a diaper change, hope they have a changing room at Sing Sing.

I hear MTG is out campaigning!

glennlab comments on May 6, 2024:

cute ones are on the back row.

I wish that poor dog bit her before she did what she did!

glennlab comments on May 6, 2024:

You've got that bitch nailed.

This asshole 🙄🙄🙄

glennlab comments on May 5, 2024:

Pants smell like his music

Toby Beau - My Angel Baby [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on May 5, 2024:

I haven't heard this one in a long time , thanks.

Real Defendant Trump has a platform, even if the rest of the GOP can't be bothered.

glennlab comments on May 5, 2024:

Vote as if your freedom depends on it.

You can guess who!

glennlab comments on May 5, 2024:

I hate to think of him getting into the ocean, the sewage spill alone would foul the beaches for miles.

Trump Media’s accounting firm charged with ‘massive fraud’ [cnn.com]?

glennlab comments on May 5, 2024:

Seems like all the people around trump are also crooks, who would have thought?

It’s the right day for it…so why not?

glennlab comments on May 5, 2024:

One of my favorite concert venues. good choice.

Did I hear a sneeze from the coffin? Happy belated starwars day, y'all!

glennlab comments on May 5, 2024:

Don't be surprised if you see some of these next year. good set.

Remind you of anyone?

glennlab comments on May 5, 2024:

For trumpery's sakes

United Methodist Church Repeals Ban On LGBTQ Clergy – Mother Jones

glennlab comments on May 4, 2024:

This is the culmination of a self loathing closeted gay bishop inserting an anti gay statement into the discipline in 1968. His reward for betraying the gay community was to die with AIDS while denying to his death that he was gay or ever had gay sex https://www.texasmonthly.com/being-texan/the-double-life-of-finis-crutchfield/ . I was part of the team that had to deal with the aftermath of his death and deception. I am glad to see that the battle is finally over so that my friends still in the church can be open about who they are.

What an absolute scuzzball & phony “Trump Redelivered Already Delivered Pizzas to New York ...

glennlab comments on May 4, 2024:

Fake delivering cold pizza, in NY, the slob belongs under the jail.

Always happens when you have just one more thing to get, and then there's a blockade surrounding ...

glennlab comments on May 4, 2024:

good start to a Saturday.

Waiting for my mom to come over.......

glennlab comments on May 4, 2024:

I see you're back to doing groupies

What to do?

glennlab comments on May 3, 2024:

It depends on your zone, they can be extremely invasive, the biggest problem is the huge amount of seeds they put out. Check with your local ag service to see what they recommend. I have had them off an on for the last 50 years, the biggest problem is the amount of seedlings in the grass, but they don't hold up to mowing. They are beautiful if short lived trees.

Beware People. This is the way I eat my steaks 😁

glennlab comments on May 3, 2024:

that is well done!!

"This is for proud liberal/progressive Agnostic/Atheist Democrats who love politics, humor and an ...

glennlab comments on May 3, 2024:

I have been active in party politics since the 70s. I have been to every state convention since the 1984 convention. I have worked as a lobbyist and campaign worker (paid and unpaid). The work starts after labor day. 60+ percent of the electorate has already made up their mind and it would take something monumental to change it, the persuadable voters will probably change their mind a few times, so you don't want to waste your time doing too much prior to the fall election season. This time of year you spend your time giving ammunition to your troops not spending it. Several of the progressive groups on this site became proRussian so many of us migrated to other areas.

The Golden Girls?!?!?!

glennlab comments on May 2, 2024:

bunches of bitches

OMCHEEZUSSSS!!! Look at this asshole!!!

glennlab comments on May 2, 2024:

Asshole wearing assholes

A little drinking fun

glennlab comments on May 1, 2024:

You do what you're good at.

What would you suggest?

glennlab comments on May 1, 2024:

A nice aged grape juice, fermented to perfection in a clean glass, 10 times a day, repeat if necessary.

They do tend to be a little chewier, but the fiber content is off the hook.

glennlab comments on May 1, 2024:

There is a special place for humor like that...here, it is here.

How being an atheist/agnostic just got me 2 days off.

glennlab comments on May 1, 2024:

I always hated when someone would want to throw a prayer in after we had closed the service in spite of it being a secular service. I only did funerals.

Sure, Alito, we believe your corrupt, lying pie-hole. How does Trump's dick taste?

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2024:

I don't think Noem has gotten the reaction she had hoped for. lol

Let's rename some animals

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2024:

sheep cow

Let's rename some animals

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2024:

pocket mama

Let's rename some animals

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2024:

stoned fish

Let's rename some animals

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2024:

give him a wide berth

Let's rename some animals

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2024:

bandit at 2 am

Let's rename some animals

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2024:

don't go to sleep near this one

Let's rename some animals

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2024:

humpy slappy

Let's rename some animals

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2024:

weed imitator

Let's rename some animals

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2024:

hiss

Misleading advertising

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2024:

It just doesn't pay to respond to advertising sometimes.

The orange shitbugle isn't the only one making money on his trial.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2024:

You've got to make hay while the sun is shining.