I can't understand why anyone would do this, but this morning while I was buying groceries someone ...

glennlab comments on Jun 29, 2024:

That's almost how I got my longest lived cat. We had just pulled into the parking lot of a grocery store and someone put the kitten out, then drove off. I took her home and she stayed for almost 20 years. Leaving any animal in a parking lot is wrong, to leave a family in a carrier is terrible.

Ketanji Brown Jackson joins conservative Justices in upending hundreds of January 6 cases.

glennlab comments on Jun 29, 2024:

This application of this law to all of the defendants in J6, was just one more example of prosecutors at all levels that heap on as many different charges as possible hoping to get a plea on 1 and drop the rest. They know that the average person can't afford to go to trial on a bunch of charges, so It may not be as big a deal as people are making it.

US house of reps to no longer report on Gaza death tolls.

glennlab comments on Jun 29, 2024:

There is no telling what will be in the final bill after it goes to the senate, and since it is an appropriations bill, there is a good chance that it will not take effect until sometime in 2025. They will only not use the numbers from the Gaza health dept. The numbers have been suspect from the beginning, but they were better than nothing. These type of amendments are typically throwaway amendments to give up in negotiations with the senate. The bill has not even been sent to the senate for committee assignment, long way to go before anything happens .

The debate hasn't changed my mind on who I'm voting for

glennlab comments on Jun 28, 2024:

mine either

Who else "thumbed a ride" or picked up a hitchhiker back in the day?

glennlab comments on Jun 27, 2024:

I did both and it was a really liberating thing at the time.

Lube it up! That's one "job" she seems to be a natural for.

glennlab comments on Jun 27, 2024:

Very timely, good choices.

We got you covered! Includes a coupon good for 10 percent off Huggies or plungers, depending.

glennlab comments on Jun 27, 2024:

I see you caught me at Costco.

Julian Assange said this

glennlab comments on Jun 26, 2024:

By encouraging Chelsea Manning to steal more secrets, he ensured that she would spend time in prison. He is no more a journalist than Trump.

This morning, I got a message on Facebook from a man whom I dated about ten years ago.

glennlab comments on Jun 26, 2024:

better that he realizes how you feel rather than fill your inbox everyday with bullshit.

I aim to please..

glennlab comments on Jun 26, 2024:

I hope that wasn't her collection.

This explains why I've been telling more and more cheesy jokes...

glennlab comments on Jun 26, 2024:

Non violence can work.

Republican Arrested Chasing Stripper With a Gun Michigan State Representative Neil Friske, 62, ...

glennlab comments on Jun 26, 2024:

She refused to do it his way, On Credit!

Just trying to keep cool ...

glennlab comments on Jun 25, 2024:

Next time just step inside and close the door, problem solved.

Adaptation is the key to survival.

glennlab comments on Jun 25, 2024:

I saw bacon and got ready to respond in kind, shucks false alarm.

Where's Bannon?

glennlab comments on Jun 24, 2024:

My eyes.

A big loss

glennlab comments on Jun 24, 2024:

Did he see it coming?

Now, for a limited time, 20 percent more per bottle!

glennlab comments on Jun 24, 2024:

You're a repeat offender!

For those who might be interested, I have completed loading up all of my memes since 2016 on the ...

glennlab comments on Jun 24, 2024:

Nice set.

What he should be wearing!!!

glennlab comments on Jun 24, 2024:

Roaches for Raid!

Saint Donald supports the posting of the Ten Commandments in all Louisiana schools- but wait, I ...

glennlab comments on Jun 24, 2024:

Funny coming from the guy that has broken all 10 multiple times.

Everything reminds me of her

glennlab comments on Jun 23, 2024:

Stop rubbing your glass

Now we know where they are harvested from🤔

glennlab comments on Jun 23, 2024:

Poor chester!

Look how he mixes the reds with the blacks for spice! And that guy is a bird flu carrier if I ever ...

glennlab comments on Jun 23, 2024:

Nice family

Suits him perfectly...

glennlab comments on Jun 23, 2024:

Convicted Felon, adjudicated rapist, unable to business in NY fraudster, twice impeached ex president. I hope his next title is inmate.

Better make it a yuge one....

glennlab comments on Jun 23, 2024:

I thought those cause cancer, so now its cancerous sharks getting poisoned by his fat ass. Talk about rude chemo.

That used to puzzle me, but not anymore.

glennlab comments on Jun 23, 2024:

Jim Jones, Adolf Hitler, Joe Stalin, we now know how close we came.

About time they started noticing... [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jun 23, 2024:

I'm betting he shows up juiced on whatever drugs his doctor can give him to make him coherent for 90 minutes. Side bets on whether he takes too much.

This guy has taken millions of dollars in bribes from ultra-right-wing billionaires, his wife is a ...

glennlab comments on Jun 22, 2024:

Judicial reform is long past due. Limit any judge to 12 years on the court. Each Judge would supervise one appellate division (13 division). An Inspector General would supervise and discipline the court, to include an enforceable code of conduct with all gifts of over $50 prohibited just as they are for every other government employee.

Somebody please explain to me how an AR-15 with a bump stock is not a machine gun.

glennlab comments on Jun 22, 2024:

Our gatlin guns only fired 1600 rounds a minute, but even they required shut off for cooling.

Well, she WAS under oath to tell the whole truth.

glennlab comments on Jun 22, 2024:

Life saving prof, good one, nice set.

Student loan relief contributing to 27% jump in projected federal budget deficit, per CBO- ...

glennlab comments on Jun 22, 2024:

Lets do away with the Trump tax cuts (7 trillion off the top)Bush I & II tax cuts, and Reagan tax cuts. All applied only to the top 10 % or less. They add up to around $25-$35 billion.

Displaying the Ten Commandments Now Mandidtory in Louisiana Classrooms After signing legislation ...

glennlab comments on Jun 22, 2024:

Louisiana better get ready to dig deep since they are funding the ten commandments, they will have to fund ALL the other religions tenants to be posted like wise. Probably won't be any room for the eraser board in the classroom.

They want to put prayer and religion in schools.

glennlab comments on Jun 21, 2024:

simple prayer, who could object?

I’m this old...

glennlab comments on Jun 21, 2024:

I may be a little older

Unraveling the mystery...

glennlab comments on Jun 21, 2024:

normal is what is normal for you.

Thanksgiving tradition at Mar-a-lardo.

glennlab comments on Jun 21, 2024:

both

It's the same old song...

glennlab comments on Jun 20, 2024:

I got a handful of stickers and affix them in strange places. More effective.

Sweet potato.You want to put that one out to spud.

glennlab comments on Jun 20, 2024:

Now that is an unfriend

I'm Hispanic and I don't get why some of us are for this POS!

glennlab comments on Jun 20, 2024:

Roaches for Raid!

Our gardener is suppose to turn up at 9am but it is so cold.

glennlab comments on Jun 18, 2024:

I don't miss winter at all, my sympathies.

Hey rethuglicans.....

glennlab comments on Jun 18, 2024:

You know they can't read, don't you?

Just so you know...

glennlab comments on Jun 18, 2024:

That's you're first a fence.

Vote for the less stupid choice and avoid WWW-III

glennlab comments on Jun 18, 2024:

Idiocracy, let's not do it.

A gun for every ass - MAGA style

glennlab comments on Jun 18, 2024:

Now that's some shit.

Happy Monday Evening!!!

glennlab comments on Jun 17, 2024:

cardio dick boxing, i laughed so hard I farted.

What a farce - the Swiss based peace conference that failed to invite one of the offended parties.

glennlab comments on Jun 16, 2024:

I'd say all the offended parties were there, the offender party was not invited.

Good morning, I'm going back to sleep!

glennlab comments on Jun 15, 2024:

Have a cold one and calm down. lol

So far, that seems to be pretty true.

glennlab comments on Jun 15, 2024:

Praise be to Francis!

Good question. Hey junior! You got some white boogers in your stash...

glennlab comments on Jun 15, 2024:

Since they seem OK with it, let's add a piss test to the gun application and hair sample to test current and past drug use. I'll bet that almost none will pass.

Damn, got me another one...

glennlab comments on Jun 14, 2024:

If you can catch them the sporting way, you've got to try for the canned hunt.

Pagan Puns please no groans.

glennlab comments on Jun 13, 2024:

Yep god

Pagan Puns please no groans.

glennlab comments on Jun 13, 2024:

oh god

Is it possible?

glennlab comments on Jun 13, 2024:

MTG syndrome.

Were you this asshole? Lol!!!

glennlab comments on Jun 13, 2024:

He might need some salve, he appears butt hurt.

Somebody sent me this. Happy pride month, wingnuts!

glennlab comments on Jun 12, 2024:

Just two felons smooching, nothing to see here.

When you have zero fucks to give.... So you call Putin "the old fart in a bunker..." [x.com]

glennlab comments on Jun 11, 2024:

Look what I found.

A few items from an FFRF newsletter

glennlab comments on Jun 11, 2024:

I am like a god.

A few items from an FFRF newsletter

glennlab comments on Jun 11, 2024:

God has evolved over the years.

Deny the crime, elect the convict.

glennlab comments on Jun 11, 2024:

I've removed the paywall on this https://www.nytimes.com/2024/06/09/opinion/presbyterian-church-evangelical-canceled.html?unlocked_article_code=1.y00.73o_.aBV6dHdQkkmY=url-share The churches that want to talk politics should go back to pre 1954 rules, file a tax return each year and pay taxes on all your unrelated income and retained earnings. Either act as a non political entity or disclose all of your donors publicly and their donations annually as a 501. (c) 4.

Vote, your freedoms, your daughter's and son's right and freedoms all depend on the Christian ...

glennlab comments on Jun 11, 2024:

No one is above the law.

Trump Issues Shark Warning at Las Vegas Rally In the middle of his recent Las Vegas speech, ...

glennlab comments on Jun 11, 2024:

The worm has moved on to oranger pastures, golden.

Well..................

glennlab comments on Jun 10, 2024:

Don't make a target out of yourself like she did.

My secret is out...

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2024:

Guilty, too.

Having a crabby day? Crabby Road will make ya feel better in no time...

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2024:

Good ones

Following Donald Trump’s conviction, key House Republican leaders are on board with cutting ...

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2024:

They can pass any piece of shit legislation they want in the house, it ill never get even to a committee in the senate or signed by Biden.

If anyone from the site is nearby and would like to join @Redheadedgammy and @glennlab tomorrow for ...

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2024:

If you join us, we won't be getting there until 6, Michelle and I aren't leaving El Paso until 5. I'm sure she just mistyped..

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2024:

251, later 2251, we were way back in the sticks, there were people that still had the stick phones and refused to allow them to upgrade. Everyone out of town was on party lines.

Wait, what?…

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2024:

Damn, I hope they can't talk.

Translation…

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2024:

I resemble that remark.

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2024:

huh?

LMAO!!!! This happened!!!! 😂😂😂😂 [share.newsbreak.com]

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2024:

crash test dummy

Look what i got in the mail.

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2024:

Damned push polls are the worst, no matter who puts them out. At least this one is obvious from the start.

Glynda is on to something here...

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2024:

On target

Very important

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2024:

Lube for the tube.

I would love to see this! Lol!!!

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2024:

There's going to be a lot of crying going on.

For a change of pace, here's something about conservatives that doesn't refer to you know who.

glennlab comments on Jun 1, 2024:

It is well past time to take the profit motive out of health care

It was the bigliest win ever

glennlab comments on Jun 1, 2024:

12-0

Take a look and give a caption

glennlab comments on Jun 1, 2024:

rough night on the streets

You almost don't want to deep fry them and eat them with honey mustard sauce. Almost...

glennlab comments on May 31, 2024:

How'd you get my picture?

Another good reason I didn't go barefoot at the beach...

glennlab comments on May 31, 2024:

1970s

Trump Guilty on All 34 Counts in Hush-Money Trial The New York Times is reporting that former ...

glennlab comments on May 31, 2024:

The repubs are already having underground meetings for strategy sessions, it is going to be fun.

He's gonna need more diapers.

glennlab comments on May 30, 2024:

Donnie got his wish, he made the history books.

I will NEVER get tired of seeing this!

glennlab comments on May 30, 2024:

Now he has to worry about the lack of remorse, the contempt charges he was found criminally guilty of, the attacks on the judge's family. He could actually do time.

The news hit seconds ago that a verdict is reached. Keep on alert for an announcement.

glennlab comments on May 30, 2024:

Guilty 34 times.

It seemed like a fun idea at the time, and I already had the outfit on...

glennlab comments on May 30, 2024:

I have met a few like Jeff, they make my brain hurt.

Just for laughs, silly, random and fun or some other places.

glennlab comments on May 30, 2024:

If you want to become an atheist quickly, work for the church, or better yet get ordained.

I am writing today to ask for some assistance.

glennlab comments on May 29, 2024:

Go to court, get your judgment, file it at the county courthouse. Check with the JP about the process of perfecting claims in his jurisdiction. Even within the same state each JP will have slightly different procedures to go through. Make friends with the JP's clerk, they can help more than you would believe. Normally you have 30 days -10years to enforce collection.

Had my last infusion today, two more radiation treatments to go! And I don't want to catch any...

glennlab comments on May 29, 2024:

I didn't know this, fellow survivor. I've been cancer free for 7 months.

Social Security and Medicare are going insolvent.

glennlab comments on May 28, 2024:

The Social Security Trust fund established under Reagan where us Baby Boomers funded our own retirement as well as our parents was programed to phase out beginning in 2035 as large numbers of us died off. That said if we want to maintain a buffer in trust fund and give a real COLA, remove the earnings cap. That would maintain solvency into the next century.

BOONDOGGLE?! $320 Million WASHED OUT To Sea As Gaza Pier SINKS - YouTube

glennlab comments on May 28, 2024:

We have invested in billions of $$$ in emergency equipment that may never be used. It is only when it is actually put in theater under real world conditions that we are able to actually evaluate it and recommend upgrades. I don't know how long that dock had set in storage prior to use, but I'm glad we were not using it to land troops when it failed. When war reserve material is taken out of reserve, it is not uncommon for it to fail, sometimes in a spectacular fashion. It is like taking a race car, putting it up on blocks, changing the fluids and rubber components as needed, then after a year putting it in the Daytona 500. What could go wrong?

Chase Oliver is the Libertarian Party's Presidential pick- [reason.com]

glennlab comments on May 28, 2024:

This might be the year that you are able to get ballot access for all 50 states for the next election. One correction to the article, both the Democrats and republicans elect their presidential and vice presidential nominees on separate ballots.

fuck'em, were making larger cattle

glennlab comments on May 28, 2024:

Is that a limousine cow?

And a cracker fer me bird...

glennlab comments on May 28, 2024:

Thankfully that tie with the shorts thing never caught on. I hate ties.

didn't get a chance to boldly go.

glennlab comments on May 28, 2024:

Same reason his underwear line failed, who wants Shatner panties?

It's definitely a cult!

glennlab comments on May 27, 2024:

Will there be a Jim Jones special if he loses this November?

Can't argue.

glennlab comments on May 27, 2024:

I will enjoy reading that one.

I'd love to know what happened to him after he said that. 😆

glennlab comments on May 27, 2024:

Dead man walking!

Twisted logic

glennlab comments on May 27, 2024:

And...What about.....?

There is always one

glennlab comments on May 27, 2024:

Boom!

Ken Burns Steps Up to History with Brandeis Commencement Speech

glennlab comments on May 27, 2024:

He really called it like it is.