A short story

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2024:

I needed that laugh, thanks.

Ow! My head hurts 🤕😂😂

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2024:

Barron, don't google your mother, you'll see parts of her you haven't seen since birth.

Don't miss the Oscars

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2024:

The udder hilarity of it.

That's what I heard...

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2024:

It must be hard.

What a weirdo!

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2024:

He was just getting ready for his close up.

Is anyone able to get messages to go through? I haven't had much luck.

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2024:

A cur and paste from my previous community senate post One more time, in order to use the message function. 1.Delete all the messages between the two of you 2. Go to the person's profile page. 3. click on the message function there. 4. Type your message and send. So far this is the only work around that works. If you are going to continue to communicate I suggest you exchange emails, or throw away emails, or phone numbers.

Coach's take on project 2025.

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2024:

You don't flesh out an outline to 900+ pages, and 14 hours of training videos unless you have every intention of making it happen the first chance you get. They have already gotten the supreme court to do some of their bidding. Our last chance to derail them is Nov. 5.

There are no depths to which Sgt Bonespurs will won't sink.

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2024:

Does he even realize who he picks fights with. The VFW commander has a million plus mailing list that he already sends messages to, plus his monthly article in the VFW magazine. Piss off a group that was pretty securely in your corner, not the brightest thing you could do in a tight contest. I have to keep my politics to myself at the VFW, but I'm not going to pass up the chance to point this out. Oh and that is Cadet Bonespurs, please do not denigrate the military ranks by comparing them to a draft evader.

Tim Walz was in Omaha today!! Well, to be more specific, he was in LaVista, which is just to the ...

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2024:

The excitement reminds me of the Kennedy (both of them)Obama, and Sanders campaigns. I hope we can maintain this momentum until November.I'm hoping the late convention will give us a longer bump than in the past. We've got lots of work to do before the polls close on V day. (V for voting and V for Victory)

She really needs this!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2024:

She be baad

She really needs this!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2024:

good ole MTG

FUCKING SLAYER!!!!! 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2024:

The beer one is so true. But it looks like there are no lefties at that church.

The presidential medal of freedom has been declined 3 times, twice by Dolly Parton and once by Bill ...

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2024:

For the first time ever, the VFW has openly admonished a presidential candidate over him saying the presidential medal of freedom was superior to the Congressional Medal of Honor.

Hello my Agnostic family, I'm back with an update of my medical issues.

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2024:

So glad that you got it diagnosed. I hope your recovery is short and complete. Be prepared for the fist full of pills for awhile.

Something we never have to worry about.

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2024:

and still giving more

Something we never have to worry about.

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2024:

and giving

Something we never have to worry about.

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2024:

Bobo, the gift that keeps on giving

This includes boys, girls, and unisex bathrooms.

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2024:

You could take classified documents to your desk, you could take them to another office, but I never knew anyone that took one to the bathroom.

Larry Fink, commie Guy.

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2024:

Larry left us in November 2023 https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/30/arts/larry-fink-dead.html?unlocked_article_code=1.Dk4.GEtC.0j1a2bhNA2J7=url-share Paywall removed

Trump actually committed a felony with his draft evasion by falsifying his draft deferment paperwork...

glennlab comments on Aug 16, 2024:

not his first felony or his last, He is finally paying a price outside his wallet.

What's good for the Goose is good for the....

glennlab comments on Aug 15, 2024:

No snip, gotta zip.

I can relate to that. 😁

glennlab comments on Aug 15, 2024:

Yep

Republican West Virginia State Senator Arrested for Masturbating in Casino MAGA West Virginia ...

glennlab comments on Aug 15, 2024:

He mistook it for a video arcade but figured the projectors were broken.

It's almost like a code for us oldheads.

glennlab comments on Aug 15, 2024:

good ones

This is the crowd he ought to talk to.

glennlab comments on Aug 15, 2024:

You've got some good ones here.

What is the caper?

glennlab comments on Aug 15, 2024:

Wait for solar maximum to pass and the solar storms to subside (8-12 months) wait for admin to come back, or have patience.

Has anyone else had this: 2 days ago I could not get into agnostic.

glennlab comments on Aug 15, 2024:

Lots of site problems the last couple of weeks.

I can relate to all of these

glennlab comments on Aug 14, 2024:

I bet there are more out there, I checked off all 12

I'm going to try this again

glennlab comments on Aug 14, 2024:

Glad it worked.

We have great momentum!! I am feeling very encouraged!!

glennlab comments on Aug 14, 2024:

Next week we should see the convention bump.

I created this group because I'm excited for the Harris/Walz ticket for the 2024 election.

glennlab comments on Aug 14, 2024:

We're going to make it work. Thanks.

[penguinrandomhouse.

glennlab comments on Aug 14, 2024:

Looks like a good read.

All right, this group fills a need.

glennlab comments on Aug 14, 2024:

Good to see you here!

Don't say never heard of him

glennlab comments on Aug 14, 2024:

The average Caesar ruled for less than 3 years, we should be so lucky.

Breaking News ............... New Campaign Logo Launched

glennlab comments on Aug 14, 2024:

He's going to need a MAGAfying glass.

That about sums it up

glennlab comments on Aug 14, 2024:

Try flavored water, I use barley, hops and yeast. Sometimes fruit juice and yeast.

Wednesday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Aug 14, 2024:

cute kitty

For a few days I have not been able to even get to this Web site. Anyone else?

glennlab comments on Aug 14, 2024:

Please remember that in addition to the normal site glitches, we are also having solar maximum, have you seen the auroras lately? Solar storms will be on the rise for the next year. Google was down for a while yesterday. it is not unique to us.

Just my luck...

glennlab comments on Aug 14, 2024:

Just use some steel wool, you'll get it right off.

This should be fun.

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2024:

Never underestimate your opposition. It is hard to debate a person that does not hesitate to lie and make outlandish accusations. You can't depend on any outside help in a debate, and they have already shown that lying will be tolerated. They can't even give a press conference without multiple lies per minute.

Tuesday morning cuteness...Crazy cat lady starter kit!!!

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2024:

Boxed set

Adversarial medical positions, but both sides are right.

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2024:

Rare form today

CNN anchor presses Vance on Trump’s military deferment after attacking Walz -- The Hill

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2024:

Trump did not just dodge the draft, he evaded the draft. Dodging was using legal deferments you were entitled too, even if it was because of privilege. Evading was using methods that were not legal. Claiming a deferment you were not legally entitled to. He falsified the records to his draft board. A felony, though not charged at the time forgiven by President Jimmy Carter. He was a coward then, he is a coward and a traitor now.

Kamala Harris is a woman of colour and has Indian heritage which is Asian.

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2024:

I am French and English. People can be more than one thing. When dealing with my skin doctors, I remind them I'm Irish. It is not political correctness, it is identifying what is relevant at the moment. Tiger woods is SE Asian and black. Pizza has sausage and pepperoni. water has hydrogen and oxygen. It's all pretty simple.

Surprisingly, Barry had some insights you wouldn't expect.

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2024:

I still want the peroxide concession at Fox Noise, I'd make a fortune.

Should we bring god into this? Let's snot.

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2024:

Kermit deals with it.

I've got a salute for you knuckle draggers, right here....

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2024:

Good set, I've got to collect some more since you posted some I was planning on.

Pay your bills, Donald

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2024:

And that is just the few on the surface.

I remember. Vaguely.

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2024:

You could put 4 or 5 kids in the back seat And you could stash 3 bodies in the trunk.

This puts my mind at ease…

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2024:

What do those look like in real life in other than white?

MAYBE IF WE GOT THE DEMOCRATS TO DRINK BLEACH THE NUMBERS WOULD BE BETTER?

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2024:

We are not as dense as his followers.

Happy to help out

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2024:

You're a good neighbor.

The most valuable thing.

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2024:

That would be one messed up wedding night two virgins trying to figure it out by themselves using Utube videos.

This goes for my cat as well

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2024:

So true.

What is his Drag Queen name?.....

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2024:

keep it simple.

With you and them all the way!!!!!!!

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2024:

Walz was a great choice

This shit is pretty accurate!

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2024:

That's some good shit.

Hmmm, it's just something about the guy...

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2024:

Good ones!

Accuracy counts, but so does velocity.

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2024:

I knew we could count on you. Nothing more to add.

Good morning…it’s Saturday so let’s get out and enjoy it with a song from Rod Stewart, a hit...

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2024:

I just got ready to buy tickets to Rod Stewart, in Las Vegas, the tickets were a little steep, but the fees were over $200, so I passed.

I think he means it too. LOL

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2024:

Great set, Len.

GTFOH, you anachronistic pachyderm!

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2024:

It's like you can have a pepperoni and sausage pizza, not that difficult.

after this recent "press conference", i was considering the possibility that, in light of the chumps...

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2024:

Never underestimate your opponent, he is still a formidable foe and should not be dismissed. We have to run in every state like we are 20 points behind and the ball is in our court. We all remember 2 years ago when his people got so over confident of their red wave that a good share stayed home. Don't ease off the gas until Nov 6th.

Hold my beer!!!

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2024:

If the women don't fond you handsome may they at least find you handy.

glennlab comments on Aug 8, 2024:

Depends on the time of day/night, I have been known to be off the chart in the middle of the night.

Introducing new Christian perverts

glennlab comments on Aug 8, 2024:

Why doesn't the GQP ever laugh? except at a handicapped person?

Karen wants to see the DNC manager, she does not like the Walz choice.

glennlab comments on Aug 8, 2024:

Tough shit!

Cigarette smoking and dating

glennlab comments on Aug 8, 2024:

I used to think that smoking was a deal breaker for me, but it is still a high hurtle. It is only one of multiple traits, habits and idiosyncrasies that make up a person. I have never been a smoker and avoided dating smokers, but I've discovered that depending on the level of compromise you are willing to make is how big of a deal it is.

So today in the news I learned that JD Couchfucker is trying to smear Walz's service record saying ...

glennlab comments on Aug 8, 2024:

Musk is going to lose this suit. The industry created the vetting group to warn advertisers if certain ad buys could harm their brand. The vetting group only issues advisories. Musk told them to go fuck themselves when they left or threatened to leave unless he changed his ways. He took Xitter even more nazi, self inflicted gunshot wound to the head. This is the same guy that pissed off the very demographic that buys most of his cars. Born on third base and convinced people he hit a triple.

Second day back to work and I'm exhausted! 🤣🤣🤣

glennlab comments on Aug 8, 2024:

LOL

Who wants some pizza??

glennlab comments on Aug 8, 2024:

good ones.

I had all of these kits - except for The Wolfman...

glennlab comments on Aug 7, 2024:

I put them all together...poorly.

Time to put them to work, folks.

glennlab comments on Aug 6, 2024:

To be honest of the five, I don't think there was a bad choice. I'm happy and going to work to get this ticket elected.

Where you put the periods makes a difference.

glennlab comments on Aug 6, 2024:

Some good ones there.

RFK Jr Admits Planting Dead Bear Cub in Central Park Well, just when you thought anything about ...

glennlab comments on Aug 6, 2024:

Did you see the Daily show's take on it. It comes about halfway through the clip. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkrkP8Emf0Q

They call me "Whitehead". LOL

glennlab comments on Aug 5, 2024:

Excellent!

Memes: Trump success edition.....

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2024:

I had to think for a second. lol

Found these today! 🤣🤣🤣

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2024:

And he's preggers.

Found some more! Lol!!!

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2024:

Looks like he wants to reinstitute Henry VIII's gentlemen of the privy to attend to his needs.

Yeah, he really said it. Every time I say he can't get any dumber, away he goes.

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2024:

I think he has mad cow disease.

A recent mailbox experience out by my road had me face to face with a canvaser for our upcoming ...

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2024:

We always encourage our block walkers to read what they are handing out, but they are volunteers, the fact that she didn't shows her level of commitment., but still funny.

Happy Sunday Morning!!! Hope everyone has a wonderful day!!!

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2024:

From the never again collection, What is Cisco?

Your newest, greatest kitchen appliance...LOL

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2024:

I like my fresh fruit with a crust and whipped cream.

Meat Loaf. - Heaven Can Wait, live in Rotterdam, Netherlands in 1994… [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2024:

I didn't discover Meatloaf or Leonard Cohen until the 90s, but I have enjoyed them since then.

She's looking for the idea white guy! I hope she chooses wisely. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2024:

I just hope she's looking for the best person

What do you think of my new trailer...

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2024:

How's it do on hills? with a head wind?

Hell-0 people reading my post here.

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2024:

Welcome

Saturday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2024:

@hippiechick58 is going to love these

They found it! The source of the first predatory lenders.

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2024:

Only bad thing about articles like this,is I spend another 15 minutes reading the other articles. Good find.

These guys would like to bugger the Tangerine Turd ... I didn't know he was into that sort of thing.

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2024:

I guess they like fat asses.

When is this madness going to end? Lol!!!

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2024:

Nov 5th.

Loser McLoserface, Trump paid 20 grand to have fake union members at a "pro union rally" ...

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2024:

Looks like he forgot to get them to sign an NDA,

I'm the previous old release, stable but a just a little bit obsolete. LOL

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2024:

good set

Don't judge those old men by wht they look like now, many have paid their dues.

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2024:

My old work vehicle, 6 gatling guns and a 105 howitzer were the tools, and a couple of seconds of ammunition.

So many single people out there stop wondering why.

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2024:

But I need to do something with my hands lol

Sometimes I worry about the direction the human race is going....

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2024:

one more

Sometimes I worry about the direction the human race is going....

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2024:

Well a few more

Sometimes I worry about the direction the human race is going....

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2024:

I got nothin'

I say we start a gofundme account for this guy…

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2024:

Chop his dick off, don't want to take a chance of it breaking.

From Facebook My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2024:

I actually lol ed. good ones.