The declination of shit

azzow2 comments on Jan 3, 2023:

Holy Shit- I can't believe that just happened. Crazy Shit- Unexplainable set of bazaar circumstances. Political Shit- refer to crazy shit.

glennlab replies on Jan 3, 2023:

That's some more shit.

We need to check the Data on that one.

summatyme comments on Jan 3, 2023:

Does 7 of 9 count? Because I wouldn't mind doing a little "maintenance".

glennlab replies on Jan 3, 2023:

She was part machine, so probably.

A truly Canadian problem

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

I had to google it, so must be a Canadian problem. From the definition, I hope it stays there.

glennlab replies on Jan 2, 2023:

@BD66 Since I moved back to Texas in 79, I think I have only seen it below zero once.

Research finds negative effects of screen time on kids, including higher rates of OCD and attention ...

Lauren comments on Jan 2, 2023:

Clearly you and your husband raised your daughter with thoughtful, focused guidance and she's become a beautiful, healthy, accomplished adult. But while I can agree with the theme, I think the parameters were too broad, or at least as they're explained in this article, so there's the danger of ...

glennlab replies on Jan 2, 2023:

My son still sends a check every year to PBS and KERA for being there. Content not delivery method.

What have you been smoking? Oh, wait...

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

Try some miracle grow, should make them fill out and start blooming.

glennlab replies on Jan 2, 2023:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Very, Very few.

Happy New Year, not a great accomplishment, but it looks like a bunch of us made it on this side of ...

Robecology comments on Jan 2, 2023:

Happy New "trip around our star"...what else can we celebrate? And please remember; the odds that alien life exists is good. The odds that alien life knows we exist is bad/awful

glennlab replies on Jan 2, 2023:

Our own experience when technologically superior groups discover less evolved groups has not been so good for the latter.

What have you been smoking? Oh, wait...

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2023:

Try some miracle grow, should make them fill out and start blooming.

glennlab replies on Jan 2, 2023:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz I compost all my organic waste, mix it in with last year's planter soil and some new pine bark mulch and peat moss, and reuse it in my planters and raised beds.

Basically, yes.

Redheadedgammy comments on Jan 2, 2023:

That's always hard for me in the first couple of months of the new year. LOL

glennlab replies on Jan 2, 2023:

For years I did taxes, some people are still doing it in April.

Basically, yes.

St-Sinner comments on Jan 2, 2023:

Love it !! Stealing this.

glennlab replies on Jan 2, 2023:

@jeshuey You mean I am sharing this group with a bunch of thieves? I have never been so delighted.

Larry the postman has been on the job 30 years.

Betty comments on Jan 2, 2023:

An old fashion wife who obeys her husband. Her husband may want to rethink the obey part. 🤣🤣🤣

glennlab replies on Jan 2, 2023:

If he asks, she can say that she just did what he said.

Happy Hangover Day 🙃 🙂 😌

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2023:

You nailed Gov hot wheels.

glennlab replies on Jan 2, 2023:

@FrayedBear yes

Every plate tells a story, well some do.

tinkercreek comments on Jan 2, 2023:

Great joke, but what is that car? I have a pic of my dad's first car, think it's the same.

glennlab replies on Jan 2, 2023:

Based on the S on the trunk handle I going to guess it's a Studebaker.

Stand down! He's alive!

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2023:

I think we all have walked into that bathroom at sometime.

glennlab replies on Jan 1, 2023:

@zeuser I wasn't going to take credit for that.

You've gotta love you some of that Jesus...

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2023:

Don't hate yourself in the morning, sleep till noon.

glennlab replies on Jan 1, 2023:

@johnnyrobish Happy New Year

Is everyone eating pork and sauerkraut today?

MichelleGar1 comments on Jan 1, 2023:

No, I took myself to the Panda Express drive through and ordered grilled chicken teriyaki and noodles.

glennlab replies on Jan 1, 2023:

@Sierra4 Maybe she's jewish and thinks it's still christmas.

And I got the millenium wrong too.

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2023:

Pictures hit home, I've got over 25,000 I need to sort and cataloge.

glennlab replies on Jan 1, 2023:

@zeuser I never even save those to the hard drive, these are all travel and flower pictures.

Happy Hangover Day 🙃 🙂 😌

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2023:

You nailed Gov hot wheels.

glennlab replies on Jan 1, 2023:

@FrayedBear Texas Abbott

We need to check the Data on that one.

vocaloldfart comments on Jan 1, 2023:

Data has special mechanical pistins so he would be capable, but would she be able to accommodate it???

glennlab replies on Jan 1, 2023:

Well since it was included in the episode, I'd have to say yes. TNG: The Naked Now

[youtu.be] Trump Connections with Chinese Government EXPOSED in Taxes

dalefvictor comments on Dec 31, 2022:

Just because we now have copies of the rumps taxes does not mean they are correct or have anything relating to the realm of the real. It is just a document that holds information he is hoping no one really investigates. It is just a starting point for someone to spend much time going over and trying...

glennlab replies on Jan 1, 2023:

His accounting firm that prepared the taxes have already stated that none of their work for DJT can be trusted to be accurate, but the first step in legally holding someone accountable is knowing what they have sworn to be the truth. He may still get the Al Capone treatment.

The Vatican Announces Pope Benedict Dead at Age 95 The Vatican announced Pope Emeritus Benedict ...

Castlepaloma comments on Jan 1, 2023:

I remember when Benedict called Hitler and Nazis, atheist. Where Hitler was born and died a Catholic and German Nazis troops had :God is with US: on their belt buckles.

glennlab replies on Jan 1, 2023:

I believe he was judging based on their actions, not their window dressing.

The Vatican Announces Pope Benedict Dead at Age 95 The Vatican announced Pope Emeritus Benedict ...

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2023:

While the RCC presents its own problems, a church of DJT would be dangerous, hell he might even try to Ms Maxwell out to provide the sacrifices of virgins for him.

glennlab replies on Jan 1, 2023:

I'm sure the sacraments would be ketchup and burnt steak.

Kool & The Gang - Celebration [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2022:

It works for so many occasions .

glennlab replies on Dec 31, 2022:

@RhondaShotwell I hunkered down for the night myself, my guests have already come and gone.

New Year, same old bullshit. Happy New Year you heathens!

SpikeTalon comments on Dec 31, 2022:

Happy new year. Will soon be time to get the champagne out.

glennlab replies on Dec 31, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 I'll hold a bottle in reserve for you.

New Year, same old bullshit. Happy New Year you heathens!

SpikeTalon comments on Dec 31, 2022:

Happy new year. Will soon be time to get the champagne out.

glennlab replies on Dec 31, 2022:

@SpikeTalon Come on down

New Year, same old bullshit. Happy New Year you heathens!

SpikeTalon comments on Dec 31, 2022:

Happy new year. Will soon be time to get the champagne out.

glennlab replies on Dec 31, 2022:

Already got bottles on ice, may add a few more if others show up.

What would you do to explain the technology of today to someone out of it since the 50s?

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 31, 2022:

When you reflect ,on man like this neme does, it does show how stupid man has become.

glennlab replies on Dec 31, 2022:

Governments worldwide have been dumbing down the humanities and philosophy in their educational systems instead to create an underclass that knows science and math, or how to work and little else. It was planned

I pretty sure no one here would be THAT dishonest.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 31, 2022:

We have some conservatives here and some Clinton neo-cons as well....

glennlab replies on Dec 31, 2022:

@St-Sinner When one party only obstructs or enacts legislation intended to benefit the top 10 %, it is hard to find common ground. I have been a supporter of compromise, but the republicans no longer wish to compromise. We have some on the left that are just as inflexible, but they are not in leadership.

I hope all can see this post, and good riddance to Nazi catholicism: [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2022:

Two fun obits today. I have never seen such punched up obits, you would think that both he and BaBa WaWa were completely lacking in ambition and had greatness forced on them. If I remember right both ascended to their positions on the bodies of their foes.

glennlab replies on Dec 31, 2022:

@tinkercreek You're right I can name some good things Walters did, but I'm at a loss to name anything good Benedict did

I pretty sure no one here would be THAT dishonest.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 31, 2022:

We have some conservatives here and some Clinton neo-cons as well....

glennlab replies on Dec 31, 2022:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz I consider myself a liberal, and I don't think I fit in your definition, I follow Roosevelt and would like to see everything Reagan passed repealed.

New Year, same old bullshit. Happy New Year you heathens!

Lauren comments on Dec 31, 2022:

Happy New Year to you, too, and thanks for making all the bullshit so funny!

glennlab replies on Dec 31, 2022:

I try to find the humor in everything, my philosophy has always been if it's too serious to joke about, it's too serious to discuss in polite company.

What would you do to explain the technology of today to someone out of it since the 50s?

tinkercreek comments on Dec 31, 2022:

Yeah, that would be a good opener!

glennlab replies on Dec 31, 2022:

or computers in every home?

I pretty sure no one here would be THAT dishonest.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 31, 2022:

We have some conservatives here and some Clinton neo-cons as well....

glennlab replies on Dec 31, 2022:

We have some progressives and liberals that might break their arms patting themselves on the back too.

Interesting choices.

PondartIncbendog comments on Dec 31, 2022:

Ok, I got this. Her husband is a cop and she is using the donuts for bait?

glennlab replies on Dec 31, 2022:

Makes sense.

Trumpty Dumpty's reputation as a businessman has just been totally trashed by the IRS: [abc.

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2022:

He's all the rage today.

glennlab replies on Dec 31, 2022:

@LucyLoohoo, like @zeuser said, it is hyperbole. Technically the chairman of Ways and means could request anyone's tax return, but the 50 year tradition of presidents voluntarily releasing their returns to insure that they are not cheating on their taxes was carefully weighed against any negative actions. The Supreme court has no rule or law demanding that they be audited each year, or have any history of justices voluntarily releasing their tax returns, so tradition would not be precedent nor is their an audit requirement in law, though there probably should be.

China's Rover Finds Traces of Never-Before-Seen Basalt on The Moon: [sciencealert.com]

puff comments on Dec 30, 2022:

Basalt means water doesn't it? So the moon had water once?

glennlab replies on Dec 31, 2022:

@puff both are igneous rocks, neither requires water to form, basalt is low in silica and rapid;ly cools, granite is high in silica and cools slowly, you were the one that assumed it had to have water. Basic 7th grade earth science.

China's Rover Finds Traces of Never-Before-Seen Basalt on The Moon: [sciencealert.com]

puff comments on Dec 30, 2022:

Basalt means water doesn't it? So the moon had water once?

glennlab replies on Dec 31, 2022:

Basalt is fine grained igneous rock, not fucking water. The moon has water in the form of ice and some of minerals, not in its lava flows.

I almost lost my lunch on one, nearly died laughing on one, and hoped the last one will at least get...

Appleriver comments on Dec 30, 2022:

Gagged on the trump fart one and want to bleach my eyes on the naked one. Nightmares and therapy sessions ahead 🤮

glennlab replies on Dec 30, 2022:

Correct reactions.

It looks like Mr. Tate has beaten out Elon for biggest dumb ass move of the year.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 30, 2022:

Actually Tate was arrested for forming an organized crime group which involved human trafficking and rape along with his brother and another suspect if I am reading the report correctly.... Seems he was also running a scam school for crypto-currencies... ...

glennlab replies on Dec 30, 2022:

But they didn't know where he was until he posted his picture to troll Greta.

I almost lost my lunch on one, nearly died laughing on one, and hoped the last one will at least get...

silverotter11 comments on Dec 30, 2022:

10 for 10!🤣🤣🤣 trump farts🤣🤣🤣and 3.5 DJDJ's🤣🤣🤣!!!

glennlab replies on Dec 30, 2022:

Thank you, with over 2000 trump memes in 2021 and 2022, he is the gift that keeps on giving. I really wish he would stop.

It looks like Mr. Tate has beaten out Elon for biggest dumb ass move of the year.

Willow_Wisp comments on Dec 30, 2022:

Queen Gretta is the Wednesday Addams of climate change. We really don't deserve you Gretta. I understand it mostly from a feed the homeless point of view which is pretty patronizing, what I call "empathy poisoning", so I know your motivations are better then mine but at least we have the same ...

glennlab replies on Dec 30, 2022:

just found the response I was looking for

A little dark humor

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 30, 2022:

Your in good form today Glennlab

glennlab replies on Dec 30, 2022:

thanks, my arm is hurting less and I've got more energy.

Careful what you ask for.

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 30, 2022:

It is going to be a real pain in the arse

glennlab replies on Dec 30, 2022:

You better hope she brought lube.

It looks like Mr. Tate has beaten out Elon for biggest dumb ass move of the year.

Willow_Wisp comments on Dec 30, 2022:

Queen Gretta is the Wednesday Addams of climate change. We really don't deserve you Gretta. I understand it mostly from a feed the homeless point of view which is pretty patronizing, what I call "empathy poisoning", so I know your motivations are better then mine but at least we have the same ...

glennlab replies on Dec 30, 2022:

@Willow_Wisp You probably accidentally touched one of the fonts in the task bar of the comments.

Customer service rep yuks.

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2022:

Looks like you found the pictures of my editor.

glennlab replies on Dec 30, 2022:

@zeuser and several pair of scissors

USAF Stratofortress and British Vulcan over Edwards AFB in 1961

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2022:

That would be the FAA Buff, the orange paint is the giveaway., The Vulcans looked like a manta ray in the sky from the underside.

glennlab replies on Dec 30, 2022:

@Beowulfsfriend I spent 5 years with the big ugly flying fuckers, We had D,E, and Fs parked that were too shot up to fly peacetime and a full wing of Gs. The D,E, &Fs were all retired under SALT where we "gave up" nuclear delivery systems in exchange for a similar reduction in Soviet weapons.

I thought vegans didn't eat insects.

Redheadedgammy comments on Dec 26, 2022:

I better start reading the ingredients on these things....LOL

glennlab replies on Dec 29, 2022:

@Redheadedgammy Veggies, fruit, grain, eggs, bread are all on the list If it is harvested, there will be contaminants

I shall proceed carefully...

RusselHappy comments on Dec 28, 2022:

Slippery when wet sign? 😃

glennlab replies on Dec 28, 2022:

Yes, she is.

I thought vegans didn't eat insects.

Redheadedgammy comments on Dec 26, 2022:

I better start reading the ingredients on these things....LOL

glennlab replies on Dec 28, 2022:

@Redheadedgammy I'd send you the link to the FDA list, but then you'd probably never want to eat again

May 2023 bring everyone JOY

TheDoubter comments on Dec 28, 2022:

do you remember this one -- more doctors smoke Camels than any other cigarette?

glennlab replies on Dec 28, 2022:

What was it 4 out of 5 doctors prefer camels, the other one prefers women.

Desert evening scene Mojave Desert 1973

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

Love the silhouettes

glennlab replies on Dec 28, 2022:

@OldGoat43 I got ready to organize my digital pics, silly me I should have done that a little at a time, now there are over 25000 to go through.

Desert evening scene Mojave Desert 1973

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

Love the silhouettes

glennlab replies on Dec 28, 2022:

@OldGoat43 And they are hard to capture the exact thing you are looking for. I still refuse to embellish my photos except to crop or enlarge. Mainly because I lack the artistic talent to make it work.

I thought vegans didn't eat insects.

Redheadedgammy comments on Dec 26, 2022:

I better start reading the ingredients on these things....LOL

glennlab replies on Dec 28, 2022:

Most vegan foods have an acceptable amount of insect parts per the FDA.

Thanks Satan!

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2022:

He needs to expose himself more to the real world.

glennlab replies on Dec 28, 2022:

But in the meantime we can laugh our asses off at him.

Republican George Santos admits lying on his CV: [bbc.

zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2022:

They are going to go after him for wire fraud on the theory that he misrepresented himself on a website to solicit donations. Sounds like a good case. The dems want him expelled from the house, but it would take a 2/3 vote of the full house, and the reps are not only tolerant of blatant liars, but ...

glennlab replies on Dec 28, 2022:

@zeuser, @LucyLoohoo Did you catch his denial speech were he kept saying I'm not a criminal. I believe he protests too much.

You wanna wait for a miracle?

zeuser comments on Dec 28, 2022:

A bottle never told me any lies to my face.

glennlab replies on Dec 28, 2022:

You're lucky

[naturalcycles.

glennlab comments on Dec 27, 2022:

Why would you use a diagram from genital mutilation to expound on female pleasure?

glennlab replies on Dec 28, 2022:

@ChrisAine I would be a touch more observant in the future.

Republican George Santos admits lying on his CV: [bbc.

zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2022:

They are going to go after him for wire fraud on the theory that he misrepresented himself on a website to solicit donations. Sounds like a good case. The dems want him expelled from the house, but it would take a 2/3 vote of the full house, and the reps are not only tolerant of blatant liars, but ...

glennlab replies on Dec 27, 2022:

His biggest problem is the source of the $700,000 that he loaned his campaign , since he has no proven source of income.

Republican George Santos admits lying on his CV: [bbc.

zeuser comments on Dec 27, 2022:

They are going to go after him for wire fraud on the theory that he misrepresented himself on a website to solicit donations. Sounds like a good case. The dems want him expelled from the house, but it would take a 2/3 vote of the full house, and the reps are not only tolerant of blatant liars, but ...

glennlab replies on Dec 27, 2022:

It takes 2/3 to expel him but only a simple majority to refuse to seat him. But I agree they will probably seat him and we have to live with the lying piece of shit for 2 years.

This has to be said...

RusselHappy comments on Dec 26, 2022:

This person must be pretty important 😃

glennlab replies on Dec 26, 2022:

or at least think they are

How does a hippie polygamist count his wives? 1 Mrs. Hippie, 2 Mrs. Hippie, 3 Mrs. Hippie...

zeuser comments on Dec 26, 2022:

Now wait just a second here....

glennlab replies on Dec 26, 2022:

beat me to it.

Should get interesting

LucyLoohoo comments on Dec 26, 2022:

Wanna' be a fly on the wall, OMH? :-)

glennlab replies on Dec 26, 2022:

Hell I want to be on the grand jury

Should get interesting

silverotter11 comments on Dec 26, 2022:

Frankly, I don't think they should get any deals that lack a "never can hold an elected office ever again" clause.

glennlab replies on Dec 26, 2022:

It is not just elective office, but any office where an oath is required. Sec3 No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice-President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. But Congress may by a vote of two-thirds of each House, remove such disability.

Which came first? Here's the answer.

CurmudgeonBoy comments on Dec 26, 2022:

Once the prototype is finished I'm hungry to beta test one of the real ones at the grocery store.....Buffalo still has a driving ban

glennlab replies on Dec 26, 2022:

Stay safe.

What other products do we now know were way more dangerous that was believed at the time?

FrayedBear comments on Dec 26, 2022:

To what date was this used? I remember nearly fifty years ago a chemist telling me that talcum powder was only one atom different to asbestos. It has only just gone off sale here in Australia. I also remember that Canadian asbestos producers were still selling asbestos into East Timor because ...

glennlab replies on Dec 26, 2022:

Your chemist friend was either a liar or stupid Talc, or talcum, is a clay mineral, composed of hydrated magnesium silicate with the chemical formula Mg3Si4O10(OH)2 asbestos Mg3(Si2O5)(OH)4. Remember water is only one atom different than gaseous hydrogen, but you damned sure wouldn't want to put out a fire with hydrogen. The toxicity was first proven in 1899 and the first death 1906.

Not to mention, leaves everyone disappointed

AnneWimsey comments on Dec 26, 2022:

Bleh!

glennlab replies on Dec 26, 2022:

My one experience, was more than enough to convince me that I didn't need to do it again.

It was quite a treat in the days before pop tarts and eggos

Lauren comments on Dec 26, 2022:

My mother would make it for us when we were sick, and maybe the anti-inflammatory properties really worked, or it was the association with tlc, because I still like it when I’m not feeling well.

glennlab replies on Dec 26, 2022:

Same here.

What other products do we now know were way more dangerous that was believed at the time?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 26, 2022:

Good old asbestos.

glennlab replies on Dec 26, 2022:

It was used in everything that needed fire resistance or insulation qualities. Scorch pads in the kitchen, hot gloves in the lab, insulation for pipes, and asbestos contamination was originally seen as a plus in talc and vermiculite.

What other products do we now know were way more dangerous that was believed at the time?

Lauren comments on Dec 26, 2022:

All that formaldehyde was used in kid’s clothing for fireproofing. Maybe they still do that but it’s gross. I wouldn’t put it on my kids even back in the day.

glennlab replies on Dec 26, 2022:

and the formaldehyde that was used in furniture and carpets, I remember coming back from a trip and having to air out the house because our eyes were burning.

Brrrrr it's cold out there.

LucyLoohoo comments on Dec 26, 2022:

D'you still have power, Glenn?

glennlab replies on Dec 26, 2022:

No problems here. There were only about 2000 outages in Dallas County but 81,000 statewide. I have gas heat, so I can still heat my house even if the power goes out.

My plans for the coming year.

Pralina1 comments on Dec 26, 2022:

U couldn’t even if u try boy , cut it out 🙄 ♥️♥️♥️. U are the type that makes everyone’s day easier 🤗. Go sell your “ tough shit “ somewhere else , we know u here 🙄 ♥️♥️♥️♥️🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇♥️♥️♥️♥️

glennlab replies on Dec 26, 2022:

Got me.

A few terms for going into the new year

zeuser comments on Dec 25, 2022:

Those are hilarious!

glennlab replies on Dec 25, 2022:

it had me rolling

Back to regular shitposting now that xmas is over

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Dec 25, 2022:

Hey don't we still have XXmas and XXXmas to go for shitposts?...

glennlab replies on Dec 25, 2022:

We're not supposed to post XXXmas posts.

Best to be prepared in case 40-50 of your closest friends stop over unannounced

Julie808 comments on Dec 25, 2022:

Luckily, there are lots of restaurants within walking distance of my place, in the case of uninvited guests dropping by. I will not be responsible for feeding anyone. I've made note of the open hours of each place during the holidays. Glad to just be staying in myself. ;-)

glennlab replies on Dec 25, 2022:

I just tell people if they come by unexpectedly, that all my food is frozen, so if you're hungry, I'll thaw something out.

These guys sat on alert 24/7 for decades.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 25, 2022:

I was in Omaha and got to go into SAC command center while at school there. Yes, I was Navy; my son laughs about me spending almost a year TAD to AF bases. I still did two cruises though.

glennlab replies on Dec 25, 2022:

Those of us in SAC generally avoided Offutt, March, and Barksdale simply because of the brass on those stations. I would have loved to have gone through the command center, if for nothing else to put a face with the people we talked to on the phone. It was quite an eye opener when Looking Glass came and we got to actually see the war boards and the people that we got to play war with.

Posting Christmas greetings

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 24, 2022:

Just pondering how this is an agnostic group, yet are more Christian/ Christiany than the Christian forums. This neme speaks volumes . Plenty of food for reflection.

glennlab replies on Dec 25, 2022:

@Kurtn Why would there be any mention of the bastard son of a carpenter from a backwater of the Roman empire. To the Romans he was little more than a criminal they executed. Roman history omits many of the governors and at least one emperor. As far as other records, in 70 CE, the Romans burned all of Israel, dismantling the cities and burning all documents and dispersing the people left alive. I find it strange that out of all I had to say, you picked out the word born, as if that invalidated my premise that his birth had nothing to do with what I celebrated at Christmas. Here's some more food for thought, I'm not Mexican, but I enjoy Cinco de Mayo, I'm not Irish but I celebrate St Patrick's Day, I'm not a dead Veteran, but I celebrate Memorial Day, I'm not a Mother, but I celebrate Mother's day. I spent almost my entire career in management, but I celebrate Labor Day. I've been divorced for 10 years, but I still celebrate Valentines day. In fact about the holidays that I do qualify for are father's day and Veterans day.

I know this meme is kind of cold, but......

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 24, 2022:

Why not bring your pets inside? we used to bring all our animals inside during winter, once ,world wide It was called survival and agriculture then

glennlab replies on Dec 25, 2022:

@Kurtn Anecdotes do not make a rule. Even in your European example, they are separate living spaces.. The very vast majority of all farm animals have their own structures or live outside.

It looks as if an incoming Rethuglican, George Santos, has been a naughty boy: [bbc.

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2022:

I am seriously wondering with all the damage done to their brand already, whether they will vote to seat him or not. It takes a 50%+1to refuse to seat him, but a 3/4 vote to expel him

glennlab replies on Dec 25, 2022:

@LucyLoohoo No it's not. I have a rant, but that's for another time.

As someone that spent too many years not doing this, I encourage everyone to begin as soon as ...

Pralina1 comments on Dec 25, 2022:

Trying my friend , trying 🙌

glennlab replies on Dec 25, 2022:

I thought about you when I saw this, take care of yourself. and breathe.

And this congressional award goes to..... [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2022:

Loved it.

glennlab replies on Dec 25, 2022:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz I guess shorty will do anything for a buck.

I know this meme is kind of cold, but......

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 24, 2022:

Why not bring your pets inside? we used to bring all our animals inside during winter, once ,world wide It was called survival and agriculture then

glennlab replies on Dec 24, 2022:

Then around 4-7000 years ago we started building them their own houses.

A Trump's friend.

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2022:

Not going to try that.

glennlab replies on Dec 24, 2022:

@St-Sinner I would hope that I've got more class than Trump.

Posting Christmas greetings

vocaloldfart comments on Dec 24, 2022:

Just pondering how this is an agnostic group, yet are more Christian/ Christiany than the Christian forums. This neme speaks volumes . Plenty of food for reflection.

glennlab replies on Dec 24, 2022:

Christmas has nothing to do with Christians, I celebrate all holidays. Jesus was born in the Springtime probably around Mar or Apr, Humans have celebrated the equinox for at least 13000 years, well before any of the "modern" religions existed.

I am sure that there are many that will testify to this

Betty comments on Dec 24, 2022:

That means they are everywhere! ;)

glennlab replies on Dec 24, 2022:

exactly

It looks as if an incoming Rethuglican, George Santos, has been a naughty boy: [bbc.

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2022:

I am seriously wondering with all the damage done to their brand already, whether they will vote to seat him or not. It takes a 50%+1to refuse to seat him, but a 3/4 vote to expel him

glennlab replies on Dec 24, 2022:

@LucyLoohoo Still is, they just don't have the staff they once did, so it makes investigative political reporting take a back seat to other news

While many of you are shivering we are up to a balmy 34.

Betty comments on Dec 24, 2022:

How kind of you to rub it in. ;)

glennlab replies on Dec 24, 2022:

No, rubbing it in would be telling you that it will be in the 70s next week.

All you need for your own emergency department including a make your own patient tool.

joeandbarb comments on Dec 24, 2022:

this must be from the emergency room anal x-ray kit

glennlab replies on Dec 24, 2022:

I was wondering when someone would pick up on the other odd items.

You heard me, now come get it.

Betty comments on Dec 23, 2022:

But it was our Christmas gift to you. ;)

glennlab replies on Dec 23, 2022:

I need a return label then.

A fair wage for the work we were hired to do. Need me to do more work, pay me accordingly.

AnneWimsey comments on Dec 23, 2022:

The one on the left for sure! My Union offered a histrory of the rise of Unions and i took it, especially because my maternal grandfather, who i never knew, was active. The working conditions and hours were Abysmal....only time off was a half Sunday for church. Get hurt? Get out, Next! Age 6, ...

glennlab replies on Dec 23, 2022:

I always tell people that the highest paid laborers in the country are ALL unionized, NFL, NBA and MLB. If guys earning over $1million a year see the need for the protection of a union, why shouldn't all labor?

A fool and his money are soon parted. I'm open to hear otherwise.

Shaggy2018 comments on Dec 23, 2022:

He based his business where he did not have to follow US regulations. I bet he buys his way out of this and will have a huge nest egg of other people's money. He may be smarter than he is being given credit even with the whole collapse.

glennlab replies on Dec 23, 2022:

But he traded in US markets subject to US regulation. Is a US citizen and subject to certain US law no matter where he is. Has multiple nations wanting to charge and try him. You mess with rich people's money, the feds will find a way to get you.

The weather outside is frightful, stay warm my friends.

Betty comments on Dec 23, 2022:

You do know how to pick them. :)

glennlab replies on Dec 23, 2022:

Thanks,

Zelenskyy Visit Causing Red Square Republican’s Heads to Explode After Ukrainian President ...

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2022:

Two things Don Jr and Tucker know, strip club managers and coke dealers.

glennlab replies on Dec 23, 2022:

@puff The difference is Hunter's dad did not place him in a position of trust.

Time to kick him while he's down.

zeuser comments on Dec 23, 2022:

Good callback on Nixon. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

glennlab replies on Dec 23, 2022:

The real differences between Trump and Nixon, Nixon hap public service and military experience, Nixon had a tiny shred of shame after having been caught.

Time to kick him while he's down.

HippieChick58 comments on Dec 23, 2022:

Good ones!!

glennlab replies on Dec 23, 2022:

Thanks

I've got the super tub of popcorn, a case of beer and a compfy blanket to snuggle in.

Theresa_N comments on Dec 23, 2022:

I love it when they attack each other.

glennlab replies on Dec 23, 2022:

I wonder if Trump with have them to Marge a Lardo for a winner take all mud wrestling match?

It is definitely cold, so fucking cold

AnneWimsey comments on Dec 23, 2022:

40's yesterday, 55F at 9am, dropping rapidly to freezing all day, with vicious wind. Welcome to New England!

glennlab replies on Dec 23, 2022:

after dropping to 12 last night we warmed up to 24

For the rest of us.

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2022:

What time does the airing of the grievances begin?

glennlab replies on Dec 23, 2022:

@AnneWimsey But now where do we hide the bodies?

For the rest of us.

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2022:

What time does the airing of the grievances begin?

glennlab replies on Dec 23, 2022:

@AnneWimsey Good choice.

You heard me, now come get it.

Julie808 comments on Dec 23, 2022:

It's even chilly here in Hawaii (down to 65 at night and 79 degrees as the hight) but at least our weather is drinking mai tais!

glennlab replies on Dec 23, 2022:

Hawaii and Puerto Rico are both looking like places to escape to right now.

Why would anyone season the bird before it is plucked and cleaned?

Julie808 comments on Dec 23, 2022:

No matter how many ways we try to ask the visitors not to feed the birds and chickens, they still do. We have a problem on Kauai with roosters crowing all time of the day and night, so we strongly discourage feeding them, but the tourists just love tossing bread and even french toast over their...

glennlab replies on Dec 23, 2022:

@Julie808 nope, didn't pluck it either; and it really didn't affect his appetite.

Nature Is Strange

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2022:

Puppies are going to play

glennlab replies on Dec 23, 2022:

@ChrisAine Dust devils normally don't create a very powerful of a vortex, paper, dust and trash are about all they can lift.