Glad I'm not going to heaven. Haha!

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Spoiler alert, no you're not.

Barr splutters, deflects in viral questioning by Kamala Harris [sfgate.

glennlab comments on May 1, 2019:

I watched a lot of the hearing, Barr absolutely refused to answer direct questions. He non answered by answering questions not asked.

Arizona bill passed deeming pornography a health crisis.

glennlab comments on May 8, 2019:

I found their committee report

Worst case of hives I've ever seen🤪

glennlab comments on May 23, 2019:

Oh shit. That's going to hurt

None for me, thanks.

glennlab comments on May 28, 2019:

go down any foreign grocery store aisle, and take your camera, you'll get a ton of stuff to laugh at.

Robert Mueller Was Telling Nancy Pelosi to Begin Impeachment Proceedings [slate.com]

glennlab comments on May 29, 2019:

start the hearings, there is nothing that says you have to vote on impeachment just because you are investigating it, the rethugs did it with bengazi,$70 million on an investigation without one indictment,

Trump Dump

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2019:

Some of the men I served with are on that wall, he should be under it.

Why red states don't pay their teachers

glennlab comments on Dec 2, 2021:

Friends don't let friends vote republican.

In case you wondered what they believed

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2021:

If you're going to be delusional, why not go whole hog?

Not even one, anymore...

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2021:

rn

Not even one, anymore...

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2021:

bad mom

Not even one, anymore...

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2021:

as long as you don't ask me to eat it

Alex Jones’ Wife Arrested for Domestic Violence After Shampoo Bottle Attack The Daily Beast ...

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2021:

she really should have used a baseball bat

Whatta bunch of losers!!

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2022:

all I've got for them

Trickle Down economics explained simple.

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2022:

If there were a hell, the republican party would have an entire floor reserved.

Just what I thought!

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2022:

Never thought of it that way, but goes to show that the really great musical works are good even with different artists performing them.

Another win for Democratic values!

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2022:

We should shout it from the rooftops, your guy talks, ours delivers.

And that's because I don't!

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2022:

Perspective

I have to say, it eclipses all the stupid shit I've done, too!

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2022:

He has a mind like a steel trap, doesn't he?

Come on Jerry!

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2022:

Remember when he said he would pay for his own campaign out of his own pocket?

Trump must testify in New York investigation, judge rules [apnews.

glennlab comments on Feb 17, 2022:

I really loved that the judge shut them down on every point. his lawyers pleading that he be given immunity if he testifies. that's like allowing the mafia don to get immunity so you can nail his captains.

Funniest thing I've seen all day.

glennlab comments on Feb 21, 2022:

That was a quicker fail than most of TFG's projects

Free speech comes with an apparent irony Launched by Trump on Monday, Truth Social billed itself ...

glennlab comments on Feb 25, 2022:

Only his version of the truth can be spouted.

Yet one more reason to block.

glennlab comments on Feb 25, 2022:

same for the get up at sunrise and go out for a 'fun' run.

Marjorie Taylor Green Denies Knowing She Spoke at a White Supremacist Conference Congresswoman ...

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2022:

When they come looking for the white racists, I'll just direct them to the GOP conventions.

The epitome of irony

glennlab comments on Mar 10, 2022:

And they'll whine and cry when you actually return their actions.

I wonder what's going through the pup's head. 😆

glennlab comments on Mar 10, 2022:

What a fine group of pups. But you only have to feed one.

It happened in Nazi Germany, and other Police states as well. Now it’s finding its way here sadly.

glennlab comments on Mar 10, 2022:

First they eliminate ideas, then they eliminate the thinkers

Every damned time!

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2022:

It's the vegetarian thing to do

Yeah.... Why not?

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2022:

Go right ahead, I'm not laughing with you, I'm laughing at you.

Mmmmm. Bacon! 😋

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2022:

Ok a few more

Hey Everyone, I am now fewer than 1,000 points away from Level 8! Please forgive my shameless ...

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2022:

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Hey Everyone, I am now fewer than 1,000 points away from Level 8! Please forgive my shameless ...

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2022:

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Psychiatrists attempt classification of those afflicted with (TDS) Trump Delusion Syndrome.

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2022:

The worst kind, they don't know they are fools.

This is a lot more believable than what the mainstream media had posted about the sunken Russian ...

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2022:

lets look at the undisputed facts: 1. The Moskva is at the bottom of the Black Sea. 2. There are unaccounted for Russian sailors. 3. Russia denies it was the result of hostile action, and Ukraine claims they sunk it. I have never trusted anything either the Soviets or Russians presented. Many times their claims are scientifically proven false.

That cheat!

glennlab comments on May 23, 2020:

That;s a real cheat sheet.

It's Wednesday! That means we're funny today 😁

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2020:

going to stay with an animal group

Trump shares Candace Owens interview saying ‘George Floyd was not a good person’

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2020:

Keep fanning the flames Donnie, you're going to get burned.

Happy Thursday! Two more work days until my vacation! I'm not going anywhere, but it won't be to ...

glennlab comments on Jun 11, 2020:

complex, simple, easygoing

Yes wear the damn mask

glennlab comments on Jun 29, 2020:

second day in a row, I put on pants, prefer the other way so i just won't go out.

Happy Wednesday Everyone! What memes do you keep on hand for the particularly insufferable?

glennlab comments on Jul 15, 2020:

three I've used

Hey guys! Happy Saturday! How are you at hydration? Are you being good little Agnostics?

glennlab comments on Jul 18, 2020:

Does whiskey and water count? Just kidding. As someone with liver problems, I drink water and electrolytes all the time.

Good afternoon everyone! What's your favourite mixed drink?

glennlab comments on Jul 25, 2020:

Vodka and soda

Happy Thursday Everyone! Today's question comes from our @Hastur - thanks, Alex! I'd have to say...

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2020:

Marathon, I don't see me running a mile again much less 26.25.

Happy Friday Everyone! How do you feel about clutter?

glennlab comments on Aug 7, 2020:

Do you remember pigpen from Peanuts, that kind of describes my area.

Pretty much their game plan.

glennlab comments on Aug 7, 2020:

you called it,

So predictable.

glennlab comments on Aug 14, 2020:

Of course he wishes her well, he saw what happened when he didn't support Cohen, the other person with first hand knowledge of his sexual crimes and pedophilia.

I wasn't sufficiently triggered. Do it again, tRumptard! [queerty.com]

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2020:

I feel so bad, I laughed my ass off at his self inflicted misfortune.

And we don't bitch about it because we fully understand we're responsible for making life and death ...

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2020:

As someone that has hunted in the past, it amazes me that while hunters are required to be able to measure the difference between a 12.5 inch and 13 inch antler spread at over 150 yards, a cop can't tell the difference between an open hand and a hand with a gun in it at 3 feet. Hunters are required to be able to tell the difference in birds flying at 30-50 mph in a split second, yet cops don't have to be able to tell the difference between a car and a motorcycle. For violations hunters pay between $200 and $5000 for their mistakes, cops get paid time off.

Elect me so I can.......

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2020:

Really tired of hearing that it is a few bad apples, Every cop that witnesses police brutality, unprovoked police attacks, police misdeeds, or general unlawful police behavior or follows an illegal order and does nothing is just as corrupt as the perpetrators. Police in military gear are some of the worst.

Happy Tuesday Friends! What weird food combinations do you really enjoy?

glennlab comments on Sep 15, 2020:

none, if I like them they are not weird. Other people might be better able to describe my weird tastes though.

If you could wake up tomorrow with a new talent, what would it be?

glennlab comments on Sep 28, 2020:

Playing a musical instrument

I blame Ted Turner

glennlab comments on Oct 4, 2020:

One of the common effects of covid is an inability to control your bowels, It would be more than fitting if he tries to get up too soon to see him shit himself in front of everyone while on camera.

Only 32 percent of the patients with altered mental functions from COVID were able to do basic ...

glennlab comments on Oct 6, 2020:

There could very well be a second trip to Walter Reed, contrary to appearances he has only moved from ICU to the covid ward. The Whitehouse medical unit is set up for everything short of level one trauma .

Might have to play this down to keep you lot from panicking.

glennlab comments on Oct 6, 2020:

I bet he thought only the mud races got it. Guess there was someone in the woodpile in his ancestry.

Antiabortion groups don't mind Trump used drug tested on fetal tissue - Business Insider

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2020:

they don't know for sure whether he was involved in that abortion or not, he was quite the man slut raw dogging any warm hole, willing or not.

Happy Friday Everyone! What’s one of your Pavlovian responses?

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2020:

If I smell the brand of perfume my grandmother used to wear, hunger pangs, I think Avon discontinued it, so my weight has stabilized

Happy Friday! Were you good little Atheists and Agnostics? Have you voted?

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2020:

Yes, first week of early voting in Texas, if you wonder who I voted for, just check out the type of groups I am a member of.

Happy Saturday Everyone.

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2020:

My ex came over to watch it (she refuses to get a TV), her comment made my night. "Finally, we get to hear positive speeches again."

Although I don't believe the world is ending soon , I believe there's a God, a force that has power ...

glennlab comments on Nov 12, 2020:

The laws of chemistry and physics lord over us, not a god.

Fun with masks

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2020:

took me a second, but well done.

What is the most important thing to remember if you catch a cougar? Don't ask her age.

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2020:

What was a cougar in my youth is a sex kitten today

HAHAHAHA!!!!!

glennlab comments on Feb 14, 2020:

My eyes!!

Another important supporter has his say..

glennlab comments on Feb 25, 2020:

Bye Felicia!

Move over pence...Let a REAL expert handle this!!!!

glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2020:

She's as qualified as Pence, unfortunately.

Court blocks, then reverses Trump's ‘Remain in Mexico’ policy — then reverses itself

glennlab comments on Feb 29, 2020:

Thank you Moscow Mitch. that man needs to be tried and executed for treason.

Happy Monday everyone.

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2020:

Varies from toasting the new freedom to crying like a baby for 2 days. I'm still friends with most of the people I've broken up with over the last 50 years, so I'd say my ability to handle them is OK.

I’ve learned to embrace my awkwardness

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2020:

Me to a T.

So very true!

glennlab comments on Mar 2, 2020:

and a cat will put a damper on all that excess action and go back to sleep.

Trump is now trying to blame Obama for his coronavirus response

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2020:

Damn he's been in office for 3 years and still blames the other guy, when I took over a new job they normally allowed you a 72 hour period before you owned it. But those were the days of personal responsibility and integrity.

I used to be proud to be from Indiana ...[thedailybeast.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

The last time I saw this much ass kissing was when i worked for the church. I was one of a few people that was entrusted with the secret that one of our retired bishops was dieing with AIDS. Always the one to find humor in the darkest places, I asked one of the other members of the inner circle if the practice of kissing the bishop's ass had been suspended, his reply "No, it's considered casual contact"

So, why do you think Texas has such a lower proportion of Corona Virus vs.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

just did some quick fact checking South Korea with a population of 51 million has tested nearly 320,000 people, the US with 330 million people has tested less than 45,000. Both countries had their first case on the same day. SK had prepositioned medical equipment that it made available almost immediately. The US not only had destroyed its stockpiles, but disbanded the agency responsible for responding. Based on the post mortem tests, the virus had been on US soil for at least 6 weeks prior to being detected. The infection is probably 1000s of time worse than is being reported. Texas is not immune, we are just under informed.

Trumps conference is propaganda

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

A couple of local stations did not cover it live. Good journalistic practice. I'd say from now until January 20, no live Trump on TV unless it is to resign.

Happy Monday Everyone. What is your favorite way to soak up sun?

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2020:

I'm a redhead, direct sunlight is my enemy, Soaking it up is not high on my list. I have to use SPF axle grease and reapply every 30 minutes. I could never understand people that could just lay in it. I don't tan, I pink, then red. I do enjoy getting out and do quite often, but I stay out of the sun as much as I can.

Mr. Penn is a fucking idiot. [nytimes.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2020:

He depends on low information voters, the people that slept through class and the ones that cheated to pass to stay in power

Snake oil salesman? Or just a conspiracy theory POS? Maybe both? [politico.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2020:

It is worse than snake oil, these silver products are poisonous in the long run. Silver should only be used as an external antibacterial (no anti-viral properties are know). Colloidal silver masks symptoms of many diseases and shut down organs resulting in eventual death.

N URGENT CALL TO PEOPLE WHO LOVE OUR PRESIDENT.

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2020:

New Trump 2020 campaign poster

Happy Tuesday! We've got a few new members this week - welcome! Today's question is: What’s the ...

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2020:

The job that i had that required the most physical work with the least reward, fast food. The job that was the physically demanding working on a survey crew in the Big Thicket area (think jungle, with mean plants and animals that can kill you), mentally working on War plans and being a budget director, both required mental gymnastics and a divorce from morality.

[nationalmemo.

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2020:

And you wonder if Biden is worse than this asshat that uses the cover of a national emergency to gut civil rights.

Happy Wacky Wednesday Everybody! Please share your funnies!

glennlab comments on May 6, 2020:

how about a trio

Ohhh, poor baby! [dailykos.com]

glennlab comments on May 11, 2020:

When i was in the military, the object was not to die for your country, but to do everything possible so that neither you nor any of your fellows died. If tumpty dumpty had served instead of lying his way out of it, he might understand that.

Bullshit is bullshit

glennlab comments on May 11, 2020:

Got to give them credit for finally putting safety over profit.

Hi All, I am new to this group.

glennlab comments on May 11, 2020:

Dogs will not normally bother martins, their nests are many feet above what most dogs consider their territory. Bat houses work too. While it may sound counter intuitive, a small fishpond with mosquito fish will reduce their population. Having said all of that, You live in Florida, the state bird is a mosquito, so best of luck.

Happy Tuesday! Friendships! Some of them happen quite suddenly, born of an instant connection and ...

glennlab comments on May 12, 2020:

I just be me and hope they will just be themselves.

Happy Thursday Friends! What’s the coldest you’ve ever been?

glennlab comments on May 14, 2020:

My first winter in Spokane. I had spent the previous winter months in Thailand, and before that had grown up on the Gulf coast. I lived in barracks that were built for WW II, no insulation, poorly built and outside temps below minus 20. I spent the entire winter cold except for when I was inside at work, underground most of the time.

If it stops at 100K

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

we may hit that by June 1. almost 91,000 today 5/18

Quarantine+camera+worlds cutest puppy=me becoming crazy doggy man.

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

All our dogs think we quit our jobs to be with them.

A Brit's view of Trump.

glennlab comments on Oct 19, 2019:

Best line ever If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set.

Keeping it simple in Alabama

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2019:

Texas also has a ban on sexual devices, so they are sold as novelty items, "massagers" can be openly sold.

SOOO ... was he just scratching, or was he flipping her off? [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2019:

he's bored, he's flipping her off since it's a woman talking to him and taking the attention off of him.

Trump says US is building a wall in Colorado -- a state that doesn't border Mexico 😄 [cnn.

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2019:

New Mexico, Old Mexico, they're all the same to the Orange Cheeto.

One tenth of that.

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2019:

He had a brain fart, and it doubled his IQ.

Moscow Mitch Everyone

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2019:

Mitch the bitch McTurtle, worshiper of the god mammon. Has no soul since he has sold his multiple times.

Oh, look! Jr. wrote a book. [yahoo.com]

glennlab comments on Nov 3, 2019:

I wonder if he knows he loses his secret service protection the moment daddy leaves office?

REPUGNANT REPUBLICANS: Tweety claimed that, as president, he was immune from all criminal ...

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2019:

This goes back to only the guilty need lawyers, Miranda changed that, but Nixon still said if the president does it it can't be illegal.

Trump's visit to Walter Reed 'not protocol' for routine visit, source says.

glennlab comments on Nov 18, 2019:

Going to Walter Reed for routine tests and a partial physical is like getting a shampoo for your haircut next week when you could have shampooed at home.

QWAZY SOLIDARITY Maricopa County, the place that has become ground zero in the Republican ...

glennlab comments on May 22, 2021:

When the face of your party is a treasonous dingbat and a child rapist, you really need to rethink things.

The Goal Posts Just Moved Again, Forget Independence Day Now We're On For August 15 For Trump's ...

glennlab comments on May 24, 2021:

Hey. they've been wrong about JC's return for 2000 years and they still believe, so until he's cold and in the ground, they won't give up hope

This is very scary thought

glennlab comments on May 25, 2021:

We have been close since Reagan, each Rethug president moves us closer to accepting their power to do it.

More great karma to enjoy! [rawstory.com]

glennlab comments on Jun 1, 2021:

Turns out that the no vaccine knocked him out, praise Darwin.