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I am retired and traveling a lot. I really would like to meet someone that enjoys traveling especially to the western half of the US.
An Up date.
I have led an interesting life. Born on the gulf coast in the mid 50s, I attended HS just outside of Houston and began college at what is now Texas State. I joined the Air Force to avoid getting drafted in Vietnam. I served 6 years based in Texas, Denver, and Spokane. I traveled extensively both for duty and pleasure. after the service, I worked with the IRS, my own business (tax consulting) production manager at a newspaper, then back to taxes. i was married 32 years and have 1 son, been divorced nearly 10 years. Any questions feel free to ask.

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An old advertisement wow!!!
glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:
An offshoot of WWII, canned meat that did not require refrigeration. It was better than K-rations, but only marginally. Marketing was brutal and tried to convince people that it was really, really good.
Don't Look Back!
glennlab comments on Jan 29, 2019:
The only guy not getting any is the one featured in the pic.
He's right behind you....idiot!
glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:
Never be the first couple to have sex in a horror movie or wear a red shirt on an away team.
That'll never happen. To me, anyway.
glennlab comments on Nov 3, 2018:
When you run over that speed bump in front of the playground, then remember it has no speed bump.
Idiot Xstian pastor gets bitten by rattlesnake because he thought Dog would protect him even though ...
glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:
Really mixed feelings, it is really cruel to the animals and children, but the adults, fuckem, they can challenge for a Darwin Award.
I just bought this tee-shirt! Does happy dance I think it came to 18 bucks or so! Not bad! extra ...
glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:
kind of catty, love it
Take a look at this [youtube.com] video. Keep in mind this is his real ad and not an SNL parody.
glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:
Most of that voted, voted against trump. like she says.
OMG those bare limbs, that seductive smile leaves me with pins and pine needles. Ohh crap here’s ...
glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:
Pining away for the single life. lol
For the ladies
glennlab comments on Feb 10, 2019:
Send me two packs please, I hate putting up with my whining.
I got 100mg CBD oil and am trying it. I’m not seeing a difference. Does it take awhile to work? I ...
glennlab comments on Feb 19, 2019:
100 mg is actually pretty weak. Normal dosage is 10mg per day to see any real difference. Manyt reputable companies won't even sell 100mg containers. There are lots of companies that will "give" you one aty that strength just to put you on auto ship, I don't know if that is your case. Best method is 10 mg under the tongue for 10-30 seconds, then swallow with something to cut the oil.
Don't even think like that!!
glennlab comments on Jan 29, 2019:
Another reason no one will every tie me down.
Now accepting applications....
glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:
which one are you, and why can we see your knees.
That’s not a freakin banana, Gary ?
glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:
Why does the fruit smell like urine?
Because xtians are so kind and accepting....
glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:
Feel the love?
From another dating site...so very Christian
glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:
So I would say this is NOT a match, with anything human.
Luckily a few survived the 20° temps the past couple of nights.
glennlab comments on Mar 7, 2019:
One day of warmth and my nectarine tree is starting to spout, my fig is unfurling a couple of leaves, and it looks like my all spice tree is going to make it. I still have a ton of stuff inside though.
So much winning.
glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:
He's preparing for the fucking he and his family are getting ready to take.
The pain and agony not to mention the time invested for doing each tape.
glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:
and the DJ talking over the intro and fade out.
What the hell is up with that ?
glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2019:
Damned Millennials!
We now have a new name for them. But it just doesn't have the same effect.
glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:
Would that mean a jock strap is a sports bra?
I feel like an idiot. I am going to my mom's for Christmas, and I forgot my weed at my place!!! ...
glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:
Same problem we used to have with liquor, wine and beer, now that weed is legal expect it more often.
The things we do to to be a little sexier!
glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:
This coming from a guy that looks like he sits on his nuts
Awesome day 3! Great evening and morning with my cousins. Good conversations Learned some self ...
glennlab comments on Jun 23, 2019:
Love those new eyeballs.
Scientific pursuits
glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:
Red's too big a piece.
Not usually my kind of humor...but, after having numerous conversations with my elderly mother about...
glennlab comments on May 21, 2019:
I was in public when I read theses and still laughed out loud.
Alaska funny
glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2019:
we really need that groan emoji
Fair warning this could result in injury
glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2018:
Dead man walking
Well this came up... Abbott & Costello - Who's on First? [youtu.be]
glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2019:
So he is, so he is
Would you?
glennlab comments on Jun 13, 2019:
Pretty sure, I've had to butcher animals I raised from birth for food. wouldn't bother me if it had been raised next door and I petted it every day. I am just glad I don't have to butcher them myself anymore.
I'll have a dancing sandwich and a BJ please!
glennlab comments on Jan 29, 2019:
someone tried to save money, or they are great marketers, you pick
Vigilante kidnappings incited by the Orange Toddler! What country are we in?? 😡[theguardian.com]
glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2019:
I want to know hwy they were not arrested for kidnapping.
This puts superman to shame.
glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:
It's got so much going on, Mary. the Mexican snake AND Superwoman.
Still not sure
glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:
I just going to hazard a guess that it has something to do with the labia.
Halloween time for our furry friends. ???
glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:
tootsie rolls?
If you have cats this is good to know.?
glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2019:
Many lilies are poisonous to both humans and pets, don't let the kids or the pets eat the ornamentals.
Tomorrow, I'm heading for a small festival in Pendleton, South Carolina. It's about nine miles from ...
glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2019:
Headed to Las Vegas and points east, west ,and south of there.
Dual senate? @TheMiddleWay Just posted this in the comments.. Quote "I would say, however, ...
glennlab comments on Feb 27, 2019:
Jack Frost zombie.
glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2018:
If we ever get any snow, I might try this.
I'm wondering is this really true?
glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:
It has been my experience.
Seems to be some people around here that need to go by this “golden rule” 🙂
glennlab comments on Apr 16, 2019:
That and
Some Whovian humor for my BBC members.....(yes, the pun is intended)
glennlab comments on Feb 10, 2019:
blow on it, it'll stand back up
What would you do? I would sit there and soak in all the nature.
glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2018:
add a cushion to the rocker, mix a drink, veg for a while then take a walk in the wild side.
Argument for sex ed
glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:
It is a shame that in the 21st century we are still too prudish as a society to teach people about their own bodies.
never ceases to amaze me
glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2019:
“Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, then that of blindfolded fear.” - Thomas Jefferson, letter to Peter Carr (1787)
Well, it's a start...
glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:
How'd you get a picture of me at the gym?
What gets me out of bed
glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:
but right back in it afterward
I don't want to age anyone here or maybe I do, but do you remember these commercials? [youtu.be]
glennlab comments on Jan 12, 2019:
All of them, are you sure they are that old? It really doesn't seem like it. I may be in denial.
Don't forget..
glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:
He only gave up a short weekend
Update: we get by with a little help from a friend. Thanks to @RobertNappi2 who drove all the way ...
glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2019:
Bob's a good guy.
I'm just going to post the link instead of copying and pasting here, because the caps show and the ...
glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:
All hail Satin, he's really smooth.
It is kinda weird.
glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2019:
Vaping in public is mean, you walk around a corner all ready for cotton candy and all you see is assholes.
I did some internet research to see if Senior Community Service Employment Program pay would be ...
glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2019:
The problem is that without spending authority, some of those actions may be illegal. Hope all goes well for you.
I keep noticing so many that look at the memes & not only never comment, but are even too stingy to ...
glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:
They're not paying attention, out of 6 other visitors, only three gave a shit.
Gotta love guns!!
glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:
over compensating and she knows.
I get along with everyone... including my demons! 😅😂😅
glennlab comments on Mar 8, 2019:
Spend 2 hours swapping stories and he can't figure out who's worse.
Spoiler Alert
glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:
Dn't think it took that long
They also serve who didn't serve. A Borowitz gem. [newyorker.com]
glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:
Ole bone spurs couldn't be bothered to serve.
Out of the mouth of babes.
glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2018:
You wish you prayed like that
Poor Ann Revolting has no friends [theslot.jezebel.com]
glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2019:
Maybe if she wasn't such a cunt people might be willing to talk to her. Personally If she were on fire, I'd offer her a bucket of gasoline.
Things I Trust More Than Fuhrer Trump
glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:
next 5 are just as good, #10 is the ass breaker
I remember when I was young their was a popular belief that technology would make it possible for ...
glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2019:
But Reagan happened and instead of the wealth from better labor being rewarded, it all went to the top
Doesn’t quite look like Elsa.
glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2019:
about 3 more year experience to get them even close.
Shit just got serious
glennlab comments on Jan 30, 2019:
sucks to be in Wisconsin, I've got to mow the grass next week.
I'm preparing for a much better future, how about you?
glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:
Hell , I'm just trying to downsize so that if something or someone comes along there'll be enough room.
get out the rake
glennlab comments on Nov 18, 2018:
how on point
I post a lot of tweets and memes, but that’s because I come across so many great ones!
glennlab comments on Jan 29, 2019:
Reagan was Nixon with smoothness, Trump is Reagan on steroids and no class.
[facebook.com] One pussy that won’t get grabbed
glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2019:
well done Larry.
And into July.. nothing changes
glennlab comments on Jun 30, 2019:
I told you to stop putting pictures of me up on here.
Who remembers Bob Denver as Maynard G. Krebs on the Dobie Gillis TV series before he was Gilligan?
glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2019:
he was always Maynard Krebs to me. Talk about being typecast.
Winter Wonderland
glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:
Oh Bing, Dean and Frank, how they have fucked your song.
Thoughts and spears.
glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:
too soon. Oh hell, it's never too soon to make fun of winner of the Darwin Award, Post Mortem Division.
When you have the really good stuff someone always wants to get some… This kid knows exactly what ...
glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:
at that age any boob looks inviting, I had to bruises to prove it. I will never pick up a hungry baby again without a shirt on.
It’s been a rough day, various reasons, but I shared on my Facebook that I was sad and asked my ...
glennlab comments on Jun 19, 2019:
love the whore family lol
Finish Him!
glennlab comments on Jun 22, 2019:
a little brotherly love.
The Lying Rascals
glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:
Poor Carson, always typecast.
This is scary! Did anyone have anything like this to play on?
glennlab comments on Feb 25, 2019:
Not THAT old, close though.
Four political ones I found funny
glennlab comments on Feb 28, 2019:
I laughed at all 4, good collection.
I’m so disappointed in myself. I’m 44 and when I was 19-20 I was with a verbally abusive ...
glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:
You did learn, you can't live in a bubble, you need to know when to get out, and you did. well played.
Borrowed from Fbook.
glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2019:
If you're a hooker
Dating and Marriage preferences. Racial Classification has been determined to be merely fabricated ...
glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:
In the scientific literature, race as always been defined as an arbitrary grouping within a subset by characteristics determined by the selector. It has never had a scientific basis, so it is good that politics has caught up with science.
What do you think about this Positivity Pledge? Will you send out positive vibes of energy?
glennlab comments on Jan 9, 2019:
I shall also allow anger/disgust to fuel my actions when needed, I chose to live in a world filled with emotions and drivers that may not all be pretty, but they can all be effective.
Snitches get stitches!
glennlab comments on Dec 26, 2018:
Don't mess with the cat monster!
Online dating be like
glennlab comments on May 12, 2019:
at least he got near the hole. lol
The Pied Piper of Pricks...
glennlab comments on Jun 20, 2019:
captured his essence.
Which one are you today?
glennlab comments on May 28, 2019:
option 5 retired
Finally, a real confession. Yes asswipe, you ARE a con.
glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:
I thought that was his new signature box.
I'd rather burn the candle at both ends!
glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:
If I'd known I was going to have this body this long, I would have taken better care of it. Nah.
Made my " morning ". ??? [youtu.be]
glennlab comments on Feb 19, 2019:
In case you didn't know
glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:
I didn't know you were german.
This is not a painting. Taken at the London Olympic Park by Kenan Malick Aug 2013
glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2019:
Love wild flower plantings like this.
With the information gained in court records of Cohen and Manafort trials, there is enough ...
glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:
There is no sense in filing impeachment charges if you can't get a conviction in the senate. (67 votes) Nixon did not resign until vote counts in the senate went to 68. It will require a sea change in November, but is within reach if we all get out and VOTE in November and demand impeachment. Vote, Vote early if possible, and take friends with you.
Now, hold on just a minute, bub...
glennlab comments on Mar 6, 2019:
nailed it!
I started out liking this guy...I felt he was sane, sensible, and offering a point of view that ...
glennlab comments on Jul 18, 2019:
I have almost blocked him myself. He is a classic troll and appears to have all the traits of a Russian provocateur from 2016. The timing is just about right too. Good for you.
We're on day what?
glennlab comments on Jan 30, 2019:
now he's going to pout and say he never wanted a wall anyhow. lol
Hey all no one has posted much here. Well I did lose my mind and go back on a dating site. Guess I ...
glennlab comments on Jun 30, 2019:
count yourself lucky and delete his number.
All them thoughts and prayers....
glennlab comments on Jan 30, 2019:
But who do they sue when he doesn't make it?
Woo hoo. Let's crucify his ass
glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:
Yesterday is not soon enough. KK I'll get the wood.
This is probably one you've seen before but it's still damn funny.
glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:
I bet the light is really sensitive.
What twisted demented fuck thought this would be appealing to kids.
glennlab comments on Feb 17, 2019:
Trumps parents
Something I would have done... ?
glennlab comments on Jan 30, 2019:
You know that has happened a ton.


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