Breaking news.

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2020:

double groan

Hello again.

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2020:

welcome back

Happy Friday!!!

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2020:

And a good morning to you, too.

If there was a Jesus and if he came back from the dead, then I imagine it went something like this.

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2020:

My dog used to kill the same possum night after night.

Have you heard about our lord and savior Smokey the bear?

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2020:

Honey, are you in there?

I recently learned that there is Black Lives Matter Foundation and there is Black Lives Matter ...

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2020:

I've been a member of the NAACP since the 60s, I try to wait for the shakeout before joining any organization or giving them financial support.

Tickle tickle

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2020:

So true.

Happy Thursday Everyone! Today's question comes from our @Hastur - thanks, Alex! I'd have to say...

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2020:

Marathon, I don't see me running a mile again much less 26.25.

Ok. Couldn't stand it any longer. Started making Halloween decorations tonight.

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2020:

I still haven't taken down last year's, I just moved them back to their original spots mingled in with everything else.

Catholic Bishop Who Claimed COVID-19 Was ‘Sign From God’ Dies From Virus Catholic News ...

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2020:

Astala bye bye.

😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2020:

This is what happens when people are too dense to understand the difference between a painting and a photograph. White jesus comes from the mind of the artist, and is just as valid and invalid as all the rest.

It’s been awhile but thought you all might get a kick out of these two.

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2020:

good to see you

IT'S. A. CAT.

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2020:

Are you saying that she has a hairy...?

Yes!!! 🙋 🙋‍🙋‍😂

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2020:

Happier, but much less prepared for what goes on in the world. I have been a news junkie since I was a small child watching Walter Cronkite on the B&W

This is why I don’t want to date men anymore. Sickening! 😷

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2020:

I've never done that, that's just perverted.

US coronavirus: Nation could see deaths in the 'multiple hundreds of thousands,' group says - CNN

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2020:

The trump virus could be the worst thing to hit the US in modern history, over 4 million casualties, 150,000+ dead, economic collapse, and it shows no sign of getting better unless you are a billionaire getting rich off the deaths and sickness of others.

My current favorite mask....

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2020:

Might be effective.

Damn right! [m.liker.com]

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2020:

A vet that votes for trump, is a chicken that would vote for Col. Sanders.

Demon, Angle, Cecilia, Comet Cat.

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2020:

All funny, esp # 3.

Glitter is the Herpies of crafting.

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2020:

10 crafters meet for a project night, one has glitter. How many crafters have glitter on their projects? Best description of why we wear a mask to stop the spread of Covid-19.

Uncooked oats only!

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2020:

I just add it into the rest of the compost, I have fat/oil eating bugs in the compost heap and they thrive on it.

Just found this group. Doesn’t seem to be very active. How many of y’all are near Austin?

glennlab comments on Jul 28, 2020:

Dallas here

Five funnies

glennlab comments on Jul 28, 2020:

really liked the last one, but all were good

Who would've guessed?

glennlab comments on Jul 28, 2020:

This is what the participants in the civil rights marches amd anti Vietnam War said was happening to them. The difference today, nearly every protester has a camera and what do you know, it is the right wing that is the violent, heartless, destructive force.

Since you encourage bad taste...

glennlab comments on Jul 28, 2020:

My eyes!!! good one.

What do I need?

glennlab comments on Jul 28, 2020:

Yes, maybe, yes

I just joined today.

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2020:

Welcome, if you have questions, just ask. You will get answers, some of them even correct. check out the groups and see what you like

Warning - Do not try this at home.

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2020:

Nothing natural about putting your dick in a sheep's intestines.

Now here's a real challenge!

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2020:

in order.

The Democrats will not win the presidency or Congress until they purge their support for regressive...

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2020:

I hate to say it, but you are delusional.

Jesus Christ. Just think .... about 30% of Americans believe this: [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jul 25, 2020:

All the video was what is happening in Trumps administration. It is sickening the level that he will sink to.

My 63-year-old sister died Friday morning of cancer, and I spent the day making calls to friends and...

glennlab comments on Jul 25, 2020:

Sorry for your loss

Good afternoon everyone! What's your favourite mixed drink?

glennlab comments on Jul 25, 2020:

Vodka and soda

My harvest today.

glennlab comments on Jul 25, 2020:

Nice crop, I bet they are already gone.

Happy Friday, Everyone! When you're shopping for a hotel, what do you find is most important?

glennlab comments on Jul 24, 2020:

It depends on why I'm going to be there and for how long and how much lead time I have. Cost is always high, but location and condition are way up there on the list.

Did you know that roosters crow at sun down as well as sun up?

glennlab comments on Jul 23, 2020:

If the ones in my neighborhood are any indication, they crow anytime they think they saw something move.

Youtube quote.

glennlab comments on Jul 23, 2020:

Very well said

President Trump Sends Out Well-Wishes to Ghislaine Maxwell President Trump offered well-wishes ...

glennlab comments on Jul 23, 2020:

kind of ironic

Exorcist 12??

glennlab comments on Jul 22, 2020:

Talk about a pain in the ass

Happy Wild and Wednesday! Jokes and Stories - funny, silly, Dad, punny and awful - share them all!...

glennlab comments on Jul 22, 2020:

couple of cats

Yesterday was my sons 25th birthday. Here he is around two at Golden Gate Park, loving the music.

glennlab comments on Jul 22, 2020:

Wish him a happy birthday from me.

Seen things.....

glennlab comments on Jul 21, 2020:

The horror, will it never cease?

Hip hip Hooray! Great value Vacations has extended the rebook time through December 2021 as long...

glennlab comments on Jul 21, 2020:

Between Cancer surgery and covid I've had a ton of trips that I've had to cancel/postpone (San Juan PR, Portland, Or, Las Vegas, a Cruise and others) The only one I had any problem getting extended credit ort a refund was the San Juan trip, I had to use the credit by Oct of tyhis year , everything else I have until 12/31/2021 to use the credits. Like you I was worried about losing the money. Glad it worked out for you.

Wow.

glennlab comments on Jul 21, 2020:

Please post a link.

Answer honestly...

glennlab comments on Jul 20, 2020:

#3 by far

If they both work, then why...

glennlab comments on Jul 19, 2020:

It's like a raincoat and an umbrella, either will help, but together they will work better.

[msn.com] Florida Bicyclist, 62, Injured in Collision with an Iguana

glennlab comments on Jul 19, 2020:

They can move very fast. and based on the picture, not much the rider could have done.

Rawr!!!! My purp hair! Best hair dye I’ve ever used 🥰

glennlab comments on Jul 18, 2020:

welcome, nice hair.

Improvisation is always acceptable ...[agnostic.com]

glennlab comments on Jul 18, 2020:

same same

It smelled good before I ate it....

glennlab comments on Jul 18, 2020:

There's nothing hot at taco bell, so stop lighting your farts.

I am posting this here bcz 2/3 of my darkness and misery and sad thoughts , and “ I f hate people ...

glennlab comments on Jul 18, 2020:

I only had to deal with me and covid, I don't know how you do it. Just don't choke the living shit out of someone that deserves it.

Hey guys! Happy Saturday! How are you at hydration? Are you being good little Agnostics?

glennlab comments on Jul 18, 2020:

Does whiskey and water count? Just kidding. As someone with liver problems, I drink water and electrolytes all the time.

Some of my latest:

glennlab comments on Jul 18, 2020:

Nice set.

Here is an easy one......

glennlab comments on Jul 18, 2020:

He might earn mine if he were to kill Pence, then turn the gun on himself. MIGHT!

Why do my photos turn up sideways even though I take them the right way?

glennlab comments on Jul 17, 2020:

I think the problem has to do with the apple phones if I remember right,

What do you think of this carving?

glennlab comments on Jul 17, 2020:

10

My passion fruit vine is beautifully blooming and again the catterpillars are feasting on it.

glennlab comments on Jul 17, 2020:

Those are doing really well, I was sure that that variety would fruit for you in Florida, in Austin it's going to be a little more iffy. Nice crop of frits, too.

Is anyone else concerned about fully reopening schools next month?

glennlab comments on Jul 17, 2020:

As someone that had a "mild" case of the disease, I can tell you that it is not something you want to deal with. Unless there are major actions taken and CDC guidance followed I would seriously consider home schooling or distance learning no matter their age.

According to a 2019 Pew Research survey, 68 percent of all atheists in America are men, with a ...

glennlab comments on Jul 17, 2020:

As a general rule atheist and agnostics are not evangelic and don't seek to convert others, so much like Jehova's Witnesses, it is a fools errand to do much more than provide support for those that are considering the belief system.

Vote now....

glennlab comments on Jul 17, 2020:

Tacos

I'm sure this is really old, but I just saw it today.

glennlab comments on Jul 17, 2020:

Most of our "founders" were non religious. The rolls of most early American churches were women, with only a few men for leadership rolls. Washington belonged to no religion and Jefferson rewrote the new testament taking out all the magic.

[standard.co.uk] Interesting...what are your thoughts?

glennlab comments on Jul 17, 2020:

You don't pay attention to an alcoholic that says to close the liquor stores, so you don't pay attention to a porn addict that wants to close down the porn sites. Just because he can't control himself, doesn't mean that others can't control themselves.

Happy Friday! Have you ever saved an animal’s life?

glennlab comments on Jul 17, 2020:

Yes to both, the one that required the most work was getting my puppy through parvo, it had already claimed his littermate.

Please welcome @Mom3xs1 to the group. Feel free to post your Rock music.

glennlab comments on Jul 16, 2020:

Welcome, Karen.

Math problem 2020 edition

glennlab comments on Jul 16, 2020:

whole school, secondary exposure. Or send them all to the whitehouse to stay with trump

I can just tell by .

glennlab comments on Jul 16, 2020:

There's a reason they call it hen pecked. lol

Well, whaddaya know, somehow I got to Level 8 yesterday! So hats off to all in this group who ...

glennlab comments on Jul 16, 2020:

Congrats, 9 will come, just don't worry about it.

Saharan dust storm didn’t work. Next?

glennlab comments on Jul 16, 2020:

another one not on my Bingo card

One, two, three, four, five...

glennlab comments on Jul 15, 2020:

how about 1-999? One thousand is the first number with an a.

Lincoln Project on Trump's Fauci BS! [rawstory.com]

glennlab comments on Jul 15, 2020:

There will be hell to pay for the mishandling of the virus response.

Happy Wednesday Everyone! What memes do you keep on hand for the particularly insufferable?

glennlab comments on Jul 15, 2020:

three I've used

Meow meow meow meow meow.

glennlab comments on Jul 15, 2020:

Really good collection, loved the first one.

This one is for anti-vaxxers.

glennlab comments on Jul 14, 2020:

not me and I almost have a full card

Hello.

glennlab comments on Jul 14, 2020:

welcome back

I needed a release, here it is.

glennlab comments on Jul 14, 2020:

this

A little cheese! :D 🧀🧀🧀🧀

glennlab comments on Jul 13, 2020:

OK I've got to give a groan for these, bring your A game.

Flaming Pie · Paul McCartney [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Jul 13, 2020:

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hi all, let's welcome @Unpretentious and @DeafGypsy to the group! Looking forward to your ...

glennlab comments on Jul 13, 2020:

welcome

America is not prepared for schools opening this fall. This will be bad

glennlab comments on Jul 13, 2020:

First the Texas Lt gov said sacrifice your parents and grandparents, now the US President is saying sacrifice your children. Republicans are the party of death.

What is the best pair of shoes you have ever owned?

glennlab comments on Jul 13, 2020:

a pair of Nike Cortez training shoes, One of the few training shoes that were not worn out in a few weeks. (back in the 70s when I was running 100+ miles a week and jogging another 50) I've owned 100s of running and training shoes and these still bring back fond memories.

But why is it so hard to look at??

glennlab comments on Jul 12, 2020:

way too many offsets

Please welcome @Reason-Able to the group. Feel free to post your Rock music choices.

glennlab comments on Jul 12, 2020:

welcome

Pass the snacks, I got this.

glennlab comments on Jul 12, 2020:

When they take an hour to tell a one minute story, the real mystery is how dumb do they think we are.

Covid Humour, sometimes it gets a bit dark.

glennlab comments on Jul 12, 2020:

good ones

I think we all get the occasional weird looking veggies in our gardens but I say this lemon online ...

glennlab comments on Jul 12, 2020:

Soil test time.

This shitshow just writes itself! Lol

glennlab comments on Jul 11, 2020:

That looks more like a gonorrhea piss look

I'm a medical anomaly.

glennlab comments on Jul 11, 2020:

I take it first thing in the morning and drink water/coffee/club soda all day.

Post Surgery Report The surgery was a success, but now I am in much pain.

glennlab comments on Jul 10, 2020:

get better soon.

I love the moon. It calms me and brings me comfort. 💙🌕

glennlab comments on Jul 10, 2020:

I shoot it so often that I have a separate folder just for moon shots.

And, she probably got more out of it, honestly.

glennlab comments on Jul 10, 2020:

When this nightmare is over, strong nepotism laws with harsh penalties, with a statute of limitations that does not start until the term is over.

Hello, everyone! After joining this site a few years ago, I was away for a while for various Life ...

glennlab comments on Jul 9, 2020:

welcome

They chose Trump Never Forget Their Names And Never Ever Trust Them Again [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Jul 9, 2020:

Damn, only two Texans. and only one is up for re election this cycle.

Hey everyone.

glennlab comments on Jul 8, 2020:

Welcome

Oh Mittens.

glennlab comments on Jul 8, 2020:

Hello July 2020!

TAKING THAT BABY STEP House Appropriations Committee leaders included provisions in new 2021 ...

glennlab comments on Jul 8, 2020:

Now if the full house and senate will just leave them in.

Finally! A protest I can get behind!

glennlab comments on Jul 8, 2020:

Until you make 10 pounds on your own, then wonder how they can do it so cheap.

First attempt at ricotta cake.

glennlab comments on Jul 8, 2020:

I never worry about looks when it comes to good food. The better it tastes the less looks matter.

It's Wild and Wacky Wednesday, Y'all! Gimme yer funnies! Here's mine 😁: Did you know that ...

glennlab comments on Jul 8, 2020:

a groaner

Ebola, West Nile virus and Sars are also all zoonotic diseases: they started in animals, and made ...

glennlab comments on Jul 8, 2020:

We are all animals and while a disease might be a minor inconvenience to one species it can be a disaster to another. The true top of the food chain are bacteria and viruses.

How can you that much golf and still be that out of shape?

glennlab comments on Jul 8, 2020:

Ride the cart and take the best ball where it lies and defy anyone to challenge you.