Native fire ants pollenating some yellow flower.

Robecology comments on May 24, 2019:

Native fire ants? I thought they were a recent invasive? https://agrilifeextension.tamu.edu/library/landscaping/managing-imported-fire-ants-in-urban-areas/ https://cdn-ext.agnet.tamu.edu/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/figure-280-imported-fire-ants-in-comparison-to-some-other-common-ants.jpg I ...

glennlab replies on May 24, 2019:

You are refering to the invasive species, the native is the primary food for the Texas horned lizzard and an important pollinator of many desert flowers and has been here for millenia. they are almost half an inch long but are out competed for food by the invasive species. They have large mounds typically with a single entrance. This is the ant that was used in torture by the native americans, it has a very painful bite and a dangerous sting, but they prefer their food dead, so it could take several days to finally kill you.

R-rated Bible story

glennlab comments on May 23, 2019:

They taught that at my church, to warn you of the evils of masterbaiting and to show the difference in the old testiment god and the new testiment god.

glennlab replies on May 23, 2019:

@altschmerz and you expect a church to be logical?

I was thinking about all the scammers I have corresponded with in my dating history.

glennlab comments on May 23, 2019:

nymphomaniac, but I'm probably on a different list than you. lol

glennlab replies on May 23, 2019:

@darthfaja but you'll need a credit card so she can check you out. lol

Just saying.

thinktwice comments on May 23, 2019:

Obviously someone does not have enough experience....

glennlab replies on May 23, 2019:

@thinktwice It reminded me of a parnter that really didn't prepare and shit everywhere,

The matriarch of my feral clan, She is the only one of the survivors that will come over, the ...

Cast1es comments on May 23, 2019:

Can you proved some kind of safe spot for them , that they can get into that the dogs can't ?

glennlab replies on May 23, 2019:

I have a raised cat house under my patio cover, but no one has used it in 10 years. If they see the dogs coming they should be able to climb the fence to the neighbor's yard or get on top of their shed. The problem is the cats are not that aware.

I guess he's not happy.

LisaL81 comments on May 23, 2019:

He must hate his brother in law. Lol

glennlab replies on May 23, 2019:

probably just returning the favor. gave a drum set to a friends kid. All during football season, the little fart would get between me and the TV then sqeal at the top of her lungs. Mom never corrected her and thought it was funny.

Just saying.

UrsiMajor comments on May 23, 2019:

What if I don't have a penis?

glennlab replies on May 23, 2019:

This works better for show and tell than a tattoo tramp stamp that says, "One Way, Do Not Enter."

The matriarch of my feral clan, She is the only one of the survivors that will come over, the ...

Lilac-JadeCanada comments on May 23, 2019:

Poor kitties.

glennlab replies on May 23, 2019:

Talked to my city councilman, and since they are ferals, the only thing they will do is if I trap them(the dogs), they will pick them up, in a couple of days, then fine the owner. they can clear my six foot back fence and the little 4 footer in the front is a joke to them.

In the 2016 campaign, Trump said to the crowd of black voters.

glennlab comments on May 23, 2019:

You need to understand that the "good Numbers" have as much to do with the way the administration is counting the employed. If you work even one hour per week for pay, you are considered fully employed. This is a massive change from previous administrations where you were not considered employed ...

glennlab replies on May 23, 2019:

@thinktwice I was nominated for a pulitzer in the fiction category for one of the returns i did.

In the 2016 campaign, Trump said to the crowd of black voters.

glennlab comments on May 23, 2019:

You need to understand that the "good Numbers" have as much to do with the way the administration is counting the employed. If you work even one hour per week for pay, you are considered fully employed. This is a massive change from previous administrations where you were not considered employed ...

glennlab replies on May 23, 2019:

@thinktwice I used stat a little in my work, my son is an economist working in a think tank, so we do get some laughs about how stats will say exactly what you want. A major portion of his job is citing all the limiting factors in studies. The clients then decide whether to cite the actual study or gloss over the limfacs.

[newyorker.com]

glennlab comments on May 23, 2019:

It is getting harder and harder to tell satire from the real news.

glennlab replies on May 23, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 This article yes, but not all of them. C an you imagine how hard it is for Onion writers to come up with weirder shit than is actually happening?

Not sure it would actually work...

LisaL81 comments on May 23, 2019:

That looks very painful

glennlab replies on May 23, 2019:

Those are some mean nipple clamps.

Ok I reported this guy before [agnostic.

Donotbelieve comments on May 21, 2019:

Umm...chubby gingers are the absolute best.

glennlab replies on May 23, 2019:

Chubby ginger here, glad y'all like them. lol

EMS in the style of the Dukes of Hazard

Zoohome comments on May 23, 2019:

Funny but photoshopped

glennlab replies on May 23, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 left rear tire stands out like a bitch.

Who’s with me?

glennlab comments on May 23, 2019:

I offer to help, but I have no idea what work is.

glennlab replies on May 23, 2019:

@Pralina1 Vegas, Provo, and Colorado were great, New Mexico has made my list to avoid.

Who’s with me?

glennlab comments on May 23, 2019:

I offer to help, but I have no idea what work is.

glennlab replies on May 23, 2019:

@Pralina1 Made it back last night, the chicken was murder. I stopped 4 times to empty one end or the other. Luckily when I drive I have a ton of meds I might need with me, so it was not as bad as it could have been. Tons of water to stay hydrated, Immolium to plug one end, and antinausia to slow the other end down. I had been in really cold areas and the car, so when I got into my 90 degree house, I lost it.

Who’s with me?

glennlab comments on May 23, 2019:

I offer to help, but I have no idea what work is.

glennlab replies on May 23, 2019:

@Pralina1 I thought of you and your skills as I battled food poisoning on the way back from Colorado. So I really do value your work.

We spend so much time bringing beauty to our lives then we spend all of our time maintaining that ...

glennlab comments on May 23, 2019:

3 & 4 look like a rose left to grow, same with the irises.

glennlab replies on May 23, 2019:

@Heidi68 I was looking at the flower on 1 and not studyng it like I normally would. I getting over a case of food poisoning and dragging a little this morning.

A long time ago

Corvislover comments on Apr 28, 2019:

I haven't ever eaten one of those. That makes me a vegetarian. Lol

glennlab replies on May 23, 2019:

What makes you think there is any meat in it?

This trip has been remarkable as far as weather goes.

Hathacat comments on May 21, 2019:

I hope you enjoy what you can do!

glennlab replies on May 21, 2019:

It hs been extremely productive , just convoluted.

What a drag....

glennlab comments on May 18, 2019:

And you're thinking about a new woman, don't forget the popsicle sticks and duct tape.

glennlab replies on May 19, 2019:

@EricTrommater Not sure but I've heard duct tape will fix anything.

What's everybody up to tonight... any party going on ..

glennlab comments on May 18, 2019:

I'm going to gamble , get wasted, find a wild woman for the evening,then sneak out of town in the wee hours. actually once the tournement winners are announced, late supper, then early bed

glennlab replies on May 19, 2019:

@Neenz I'm a couple of bucks ahead, met a nice, Canadian couple at supper, had 3 glasses of wine with supper, hit 2 nice jackpots on th way back to my hotel (their food leaves a lot to be desired) shot a few pics on th way baack, took a shower and getting ready for nite nite.

Today has been a travel day, 1100 miles in 16.

IrishTxJudy comments on May 16, 2019:

Pics or it didn’t happen ..... just kidding. Safe travels

glennlab replies on May 17, 2019:

Colorado River below hoover Dam

Today has been a travel day, 1100 miles in 16.

FrayedBear comments on May 15, 2019:

Well done. You obviously have higher permissible speeds than here. I thought that I did well to do 965 kilometres in about 16 hours including about four hours of meal and R&R breaks. Mine was all on country roads not freeways - they would have resulted in me falling asleep however rarely existed on ...

glennlab replies on May 16, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 In Texas it is 75 just outside major metro areas and 80 in the middle of nowhere. in New Mexico and Arizona interstate is 75. From dallas to Flagstaff my drivetime average was 73. Haven't figured out the overall average, the car doesn't have a setting for that.

Well I'm off to see the world between Flagstaff and Las Vegas, 4 hour trip shouldn't take more than ...

Cast1es comments on May 16, 2019:

Stop to see interesting things along the way . Stay hydrated . Top off the gas tank . Be sure your oil is full and clean .

glennlab replies on May 16, 2019:

DONE

Well I'm off to see the world between Flagstaff and Las Vegas, 4 hour trip shouldn't take more than ...

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 16, 2019:

"Don't drink and drive. You'll hit a bump and spill the whole dang thing." -- Dean Martin.

glennlab replies on May 16, 2019:

I don't even drink and gamble, too easy to get distracted and spill it.

Equality for all.

Zoohome comments on May 16, 2019:

Because you also don't need the seat down to do other things, right?

glennlab replies on May 16, 2019:

but we need the seat up like 90% of the time, especially when we are taking heart meds.

Today has been a travel day, 1100 miles in 16.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 16, 2019:

Buy any postcards?

glennlab replies on May 16, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 pm me your address

Today has been a travel day, 1100 miles in 16.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 16, 2019:

Buy any postcards?

glennlab replies on May 16, 2019:

might pick one up for you, ill see if one pops.

Today has been a travel day, 1100 miles in 16.

tinkercreek comments on May 16, 2019:

Whew, lotsa miles and vistas! Hope you enjoy it all with safe travels.

glennlab replies on May 16, 2019:

The toughest thing for any travel by car for me i getting out of Texas, first 500 miles, so I try to do that while it is still dark sunrise and moonset over the high plains.

Today has been a travel day, 1100 miles in 16.

Cutiebeauty comments on May 16, 2019:

Oooo... Vegas... Are you gonna watch some shows... Or just gambling?

glennlab replies on May 16, 2019:

I've seen most of the really good shows, but you never know what might have a special until you get there, but I'm there for a gambling tourny so gambling iis the main thing, then a springboard to my other trvels.

Today has been a travel day, 1100 miles in 16.

FrayedBear comments on May 15, 2019:

Well done. You obviously have higher permissible speeds than here. I thought that I did well to do 965 kilometres in about 16 hours including about four hours of meal and R&R breaks. Mine was all on country roads not freeways - they would have resulted in me falling asleep however rarely existed on ...

glennlab replies on May 15, 2019:

75 mph most of the way

Today has been a travel day, 1100 miles in 16.

LifelongLearner comments on May 15, 2019:

Say hello to the road for me!

glennlab replies on May 15, 2019:

I'll see her tomorrow and do just that

Today has been a travel day, 1100 miles in 16.

Sticks48 comments on May 15, 2019:

Be safe. Don't push it.

glennlab replies on May 15, 2019:

normally the first and lat days are getting out of Texas or getting home. The rest of the time I tend to relax.

A great friend of this group, @OpposingOpposum is now level 9! She was like the 4th person to join ...

OpposingOpposum comments on May 15, 2019:

Thank you! You're awesome.😃

glennlab replies on May 15, 2019:

Congrats

Yup. Silence is suspicious

Cutiebeauty comments on May 14, 2019:

Good times...

glennlab replies on May 14, 2019:

your day is coming, soon!

It was a close call....

Captnron59 comments on May 14, 2019:

Your not safe!! I'm still around, even if Bill is AWOL!

glennlab replies on May 14, 2019:

got your 6

Did I steal this from here?? AnyHOOT - Makes me smile every time.

glennlab comments on May 13, 2019:

Yes, but no big deal, you're not the first and damn sure won't be the last.

glennlab replies on May 13, 2019:

@scurry oh yes.

Happy Hippie Monday! Cloudy, may rain.

Heidi68 comments on May 13, 2019:

Not that close but I have a few who live & feed near my house. @glennlab had a nest right outside his door I believe

glennlab replies on May 13, 2019:

They nest near my house every year, I'll sit quierly on the patio and they will feed 10-12 feet from me. They are very skittish, so to get any good pictures they need to be far enough away so your minor arm movements don't spook them

Mother’s day is almost over, so here ...

Pralina1 comments on May 13, 2019:

And one more my friend , just Bcz ♥️ https://youtu.be/BdewQrFXD6U

glennlab replies on May 13, 2019:

Happy Doggie mother's day

I need some expert advice.

Zoohome comments on May 12, 2019:

I agree with what @Glennlab said. Get a bigger pot and leave it in full sun as much as you can. I knew a guy that removed his banana tree from the ground before freezing times and put it back once weather was safe. He was successful getting g fruits. I haven't done that yet.

glennlab replies on May 12, 2019:

@Shouldbefishing I should have been clearer, you start muching with hay straw as the temperatures drop in the fall, keeping the pile at least 2 feet deep., trim anything dead, then once the weather breaks in the spring, uncover it and cut any dead leaves off the trunk. It's a grass so it will come back from the center of the plant.

I need some expert advice.

Zoohome comments on May 12, 2019:

I agree with what @Glennlab said. Get a bigger pot and leave it in full sun as much as you can. I knew a guy that removed his banana tree from the ground before freezing times and put it back once weather was safe. He was successful getting g fruits. I haven't done that yet.

glennlab replies on May 12, 2019:

@Zoohome I would just keep stacking it up, it packs down as it gets wet.

recently returned from there, and this is a bit of an understatement.

brentan comments on May 12, 2019:

Where does the tax money go?

glennlab replies on May 12, 2019:

do the words political corruption mean anything to you?

Another I feel cute.

mistymoon77 comments on May 12, 2019:

Only if its dipped in butter.

glennlab replies on May 12, 2019:

I got 40 gallons of butter sauce. lol

recently returned from there, and this is a bit of an understatement.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 12, 2019:

Good old I-10.

glennlab replies on May 12, 2019:

@WonderWartHog99 Not much has changed.

I need some expert advice.

Zoohome comments on May 12, 2019:

I agree with what @Glennlab said. Get a bigger pot and leave it in full sun as much as you can. I knew a guy that removed his banana tree from the ground before freezing times and put it back once weather was safe. He was successful getting g fruits. I haven't done that yet.

glennlab replies on May 12, 2019:

In the Houston area, I would cover mine with hay about 2 feet deep and pyramided to the stalk. I got bananas on a regular basis.

recently returned from there, and this is a bit of an understatement.

WonderWartHog99 comments on May 12, 2019:

Good old I-10.

glennlab replies on May 12, 2019:

and i-20

Yay for spring!

glennlab comments on May 12, 2019:

Swallowtail survived the cat?

glennlab replies on May 12, 2019:

@AnnUrge if you want to attract the swallowtails dill and annis are host plants, I wish i had the soil for azelias, I'm in the highly alkaline Austin Chalk area of Dallas.

Yay for spring!

dede18 comments on May 12, 2019:

gorgeous! are those azaleas? and good catch with the butterfly ... with all their fluttering they always move just when i get the focus right :-)

glennlab replies on May 12, 2019:

I have a butterfly yard, and I can't tell you the number shots I have messed up trying to capture them just right.

Happy child free day to all of us! Im a fur mommy to three cats and its awesome.

glennlab comments on May 12, 2019:

It's an FTS /Hallmark holiday anyway.

glennlab replies on May 12, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty Florist network.

thanks to @scurry

Hathacat comments on May 12, 2019:

That’s so cute!

glennlab replies on May 12, 2019:

Thanks

Can't undo seeing this.

glennlab comments on May 12, 2019:

what an ass.

glennlab replies on May 12, 2019:

@mistymoon77 Talk about fake tits. lol

Some of you may have seen recent blather from the mainstream press about the "danger" of skipping ...

LifelongLearner comments on May 12, 2019:

Decent article. It's so much better to simply look at the studies yourself (praise the internet) rather than reading articles that use results to commit all kinds of fallacious conclusions.

glennlab replies on May 12, 2019:

smart girl!!!

Put down the camera Karen.

altschmerz comments on May 12, 2019:

Yeah really, you see your cat dangling from the blinds and think, "I just *have* to get a picture of this!"

glennlab replies on May 12, 2019:

How else are you going to explain what happened when you're doubled over in laughter

If you could only have one last sexual experience, what would it be?

glennlab comments on May 11, 2019:

a 20 year orgasm.

glennlab replies on May 11, 2019:

@Seeker3CO but I'd die happy.

My furkids come to work with me everyday!!!

Piratefish comments on May 11, 2019:

I wish I could take mine to work. You are so fortunate.

glennlab replies on May 11, 2019:

@graceylou You've got a great boss. lol

You'll never guess what happened !

glennlab comments on May 11, 2019:

found the meme I wanted to reply with

glennlab replies on May 11, 2019:

@MojoDave I had it saved under a name I didn't click to ,so I to search one by one

Here's some food for thought.

EMC2 comments on May 11, 2019:

We are not really loaning them money, they purchase our treasury bonds at a massive scale. Now if they cashed in these bonds it would hurt us but not take us over. It is China that benefited from the USA leaving the Trans Pacific Partnership. With the TPP the USA was guaranteed a position in ...

glennlab replies on May 11, 2019:

@TheGreatShadow 1 out of 22 trillion total not that big a deal, we owe the federal reserve over 2 trillion and other government agencies 6 trillion, other foriegn countries 5 trillion.

Here's some food for thought.

glennlab comments on May 11, 2019:

He is not charging China more, he is raping the American consumer by hiding a tax that they are forced to pay. It doesn't cost China a dime.

glennlab replies on May 11, 2019:

@NHjulie I think the $750 per household will be a low number, since it is not a straight pass through, but will increase at each level through out tthe supply chain. Most prices are figured as a percent of cost, so that 25% tarriff way well yield a gross increase of up to 40% on some consumer goods.

Here's some food for thought.

EMC2 comments on May 11, 2019:

We are not really loaning them money, they purchase our treasury bonds at a massive scale. Now if they cashed in these bonds it would hurt us but not take us over. It is China that benefited from the USA leaving the Trans Pacific Partnership. With the TPP the USA was guaranteed a position in ...

glennlab replies on May 11, 2019:

Basic lesson in Finance, the bonds that are held by the chinese sovern fund are not callable by the bond holder, they are callable by the treasury, so as such the only thing they can do is sell them on the secondary market. Tarriffs are NOT paid by the country that they are levied against, they are paid at the time of landing by the importer and passed on with mark up to the eventual buyer, so a 25% tarriff will cost the consumer 30 to 40% more when they buy the affected goods. third even if the bonds were callable by the Chinese, there is such a demand for US bonds that it would be a small feat to raise the funds to pay them off.

Mmmoooooooooowoooooooff

glennlab comments on May 11, 2019:

Looks like a healthy dog to me.

glennlab replies on May 11, 2019:

@MojoDave Vodka, and does anyone know how to cancel orders on amazon?

I used to have that problem

Naejidlopalev comments on May 11, 2019:

How do you fix this problem? Asking for a friend

glennlab replies on May 11, 2019:

deleted the need fot the alarm clock.

What is your favorite thing to shoot, the macro, the micro, somewhere in between, or all of the ...

glennlab comments on May 10, 2019:

Flowers are my favorite, but general nature shots, followed by animals, then people.

glennlab replies on May 10, 2019:

@Heidi68 I am very seldom satisfied with people pictures. Because I have good camera equipment, people will ask me to take pictures, and I will, but it is not my favorite.

Personally, I prefer a medium roast... Anyone here in KC?

thinktwice comments on May 10, 2019:

I like a dark roast or French roast...if the spoon does not stand up, it is not dark enough... ha

glennlab replies on May 10, 2019:

now there is a woman that knows how to have her coffee.

This was in Montana :)

Athena comments on May 10, 2019:

Or maybe it was just this guy. https://images.app.goo.gl/wugM6NgR4QyMfjEC9

glennlab replies on May 10, 2019:

or this guy

Brilliant!

Kynlei comments on May 10, 2019:

I don't have a penis, what do I do?

glennlab replies on May 10, 2019:

Just reverse it for vagina.

Define progressive: I ask 20 people, and get 20 answers.

glennlab comments on May 7, 2019:

I did not like it one bit when republicans made liberal a dirty word, anymore than the denegration that they now heap both socialist and progressive. I am a proud liberal in the vein of FDR, JFK, and LBJ.

glennlab replies on May 10, 2019:

@Jacar I am not sure I know what you are talking about. Calling someone out is not censoring them, askinging someone where they get their facts from is not censorship, not providing a forum is not censorship. So what do you mean by censorship.

something to keep in mind.

LucyLoohoo comments on May 9, 2019:

I always find a way to make sure every Planned Parenthood patient I see is reminded that the procedure was once illegal everywhere--and that it will be so again, unless we battle to keep it available! You'd be surprised (or at least, I THINK you'd be surprised) to know how many of them were unaware...

glennlab replies on May 9, 2019:

I screamed after Roe, that now was not the time to stop fighting, we needed federal laws passed codifiing a woman's rights. So many people in the movement just quit when the court decision was handed down, saying that once the door was opened no one could close it. Then the right wing religious nuts took it up under reagan as their new issue to motivate their base to vote.

Or so Ive heard

glennlab comments on May 8, 2019:

Try posting that in the feline group, no don't, it will not end well. That was a shitty thing to say.

glennlab replies on May 9, 2019:

@Livinlife I had nine and they damn near crucified me for my 9 lives meme.

Now let's send a mixed message.

scurry comments on May 9, 2019:

Does that mean that we shouldn't do stupid sh!t when we're old?? Because if it does, this warning has come too late for me.

glennlab replies on May 9, 2019:

Nah, you just add to the stories, as long as the stupid stuff is not continual repeats.

Ok I'm getting to be one of those old people.

Captnron59 comments on May 9, 2019:

I was called pop's at 37 when in prison.

glennlab replies on May 9, 2019:

@scurry Go for it, he's in heaven now, well southern Colorado, but it's closer than where he was.

Now let's send a mixed message.

Captnron59 comments on May 9, 2019:

Does that mean I'm supposed to stop now?

glennlab replies on May 9, 2019:

No

Still counting

KateP2019 comments on May 6, 2019:

For me, it’s 3. Every morning.

glennlab replies on May 9, 2019:

@thinktwice I can't do decaff, you have a better metabolism than I do.

Oops! I think Mommy's in deep trouble.

Lavergne comments on May 9, 2019:

ooops....

glennlab replies on May 9, 2019:

@ProudMerrie Hit the reply button, then you will have enough room,close when you are done. work around

I don't know about where you are, but summer is just around the corner here.

Kynlei comments on May 9, 2019:

Your blinker fluid is probably low too!

glennlab replies on May 9, 2019:

I just got the Texas fanchise for blinker fluid, I'm going to be a millionaire.

Karen, your cat.

TomMcGiverin comments on May 9, 2019:

That cat looks like it ate TWO bags of Cheetos!

glennlab replies on May 9, 2019:

As big as it is, it could have eaten Karen.

This is completely logical. I couldn't keep a straight face captioning this.

glennlab comments on May 8, 2019:

doing very good drugs to see that stuff.

glennlab replies on May 9, 2019:

@SiouxcitySue and tons of other useful and useless information

I think I may have found my soulmate, nothing distracts her from her mission.

Rudy1962 comments on May 8, 2019:

She seems nice

glennlab replies on May 8, 2019:

I know, I think we have a connection, and possibly a source for more organs.

Road trip...

mistymoon77 comments on May 8, 2019:

Omg yes, I had my face pressed up against the window all the time like a puppy on a sunny day with the breeze blowing.. loved it.

glennlab replies on May 8, 2019:

@mistymoon77 and crawling over the seeats back and forth until we got smacked and told to settle down.

I think I may have found my soulmate, nothing distracts her from her mission.

mistymoon77 comments on May 8, 2019:

She's got a one track mind... or should I say, no mind.

glennlab replies on May 8, 2019:

can't shake her script.

This is completely logical. I couldn't keep a straight face captioning this.

glennlab comments on May 8, 2019:

doing very good drugs to see that stuff.

glennlab replies on May 8, 2019:

@RobertMartin I was thinking shrooms mixed with ergot and belladonna.

Distractions...

glennlab comments on May 8, 2019:

Who wants to bet that it was an intentional flub to keep the buzz going to the final episode.

glennlab replies on May 8, 2019:

@tnorman1236 never underestimate the insecurity of a director.

Road trip...

mistymoon77 comments on May 8, 2019:

Omg yes, I had my face pressed up against the window all the time like a puppy on a sunny day with the breeze blowing.. loved it.

glennlab replies on May 8, 2019:

and who can forget hanging out the window, no matter how many times we were told not to.

Answers to questions never asked.

GwenBFree comments on May 7, 2019:

No hate needed, she is beautiful, what incredible courage to be herself in a world that is so quick to judge, and frankly those boobs must be amazing. :)

glennlab replies on May 8, 2019:

No hate intended

Baby steps

glennlab comments on May 8, 2019:

Really bad when you can't wait for Friday and it's 8:10, Monday morning.

glennlab replies on May 8, 2019:

@LisaL81 I haven't had a M-F, 8-5 job for years, so I feel your pain.

And Jerry is an "expert"

scurry comments on May 8, 2019:

So... Does that make it forbidden or encouraged?

glennlab replies on May 8, 2019:

Yes!

Most of the front is done! My new little darling shrub (closest to camera) is Pearly Twirly ...

glennlab comments on May 7, 2019:

looks really good, how i miss not having to fight weeds

glennlab replies on May 7, 2019:

@FrayedBear we got 10 inchesand more expected in the morning.

Excellent graphic design!

LisaL81 comments on May 7, 2019:

And how many people looked at that and said “yep that’s good”. Lol

glennlab replies on May 7, 2019:

All ad graphics should be run by a group of third graders, if they snicker, send it back for redesign.

Excellent graphic design!

EricTrommater comments on May 7, 2019:

Tits sell dance lessons....

glennlab replies on May 7, 2019:

@altschmerz same here.

Most of the front is done! My new little darling shrub (closest to camera) is Pearly Twirly ...

glennlab comments on May 7, 2019:

looks really good, how i miss not having to fight weeds

glennlab replies on May 7, 2019:

@tinkercreek this is after 2 weeks of rain

Cajun Spring.

KKGator comments on May 7, 2019:

Looks like the same one that shocks the wearer when they swear.

glennlab replies on May 7, 2019:

I can't win.

Do not take this personally, no donuts were harmed in the making of this meme. @pralina1 lol

LisaL81 comments on May 7, 2019:

Unless they really like mustard

glennlab replies on May 7, 2019:

That would be my luck if I actually tried that.

Opportunity knocks!

MojoDave comments on May 7, 2019:

Is that look for donuts... or sex? 😆

glennlab replies on May 7, 2019:

that's gotta be donuts in that uniform.

I've been a bad dog.

bookofmorons comments on May 7, 2019:

Stealin' that

glennlab replies on May 7, 2019:

You are more than welcome.

Opportunity knocks!

EricJones comments on May 7, 2019:

The jelly ones and the powered sugar ones can really stain a blue uniform.

glennlab replies on May 7, 2019:

personal experience or observation?

Why I'm still single.

EricTrommater comments on May 7, 2019:

So....married.

glennlab replies on May 7, 2019:

You know questions like, "Wouldn't it be great to live alone", Why haven't you left yet? Have you met my divorce attorney?

Why I'm still single.

EricTrommater comments on May 7, 2019:

So....married.

glennlab replies on May 7, 2019:

no hated being asked for an opinion when it was just to reinforce a decision that had already been made.

Most of the front is done! My new little darling shrub (closest to camera) is Pearly Twirly ...

glennlab comments on May 7, 2019:

looks really good, how i miss not having to fight weeds

glennlab replies on May 7, 2019:

@tinkercreek I remeber the weeds there, they are no where near aggressive as the ones down south.

Still counting

KateP2019 comments on May 6, 2019:

For me, it’s 3. Every morning.

glennlab replies on May 7, 2019:

I limit mine to no coffee after 3 pm, so it just depends on when I get up.

Today I had to go get cataract surgery in Dallas.

linxminx comments on May 6, 2019:

Yes I have. It was when I worked for a christian organization. "Holier than thou" is too nice a euphemism for how they acted. What I came in contact with was pure judgement. "We judge you beneath us so we will treat you accordingly." Pure meanness, pure evil, worst scum on the planet...and that...

glennlab replies on May 7, 2019:

When I worked for the church, I used to say nothing changed you into a cynic quite like working for the church.