A dad joke alert!

glennlab comments on May 25, 2021:

VERY rare

The nightmare that keeps on giving

glennlab comments on May 25, 2021:

or the people that look up to them and believe them.

George always had it right

glennlab comments on May 25, 2021:

pre borns can't speak for themselves, so it's easy to represent them. If you're already born, you can talk back, plus if mom can't afford to have you , your birth will ensure that she stays in poverty.

The new Devil

glennlab comments on May 25, 2021:

So true

This is very scary thought

glennlab comments on May 25, 2021:

We have been close since Reagan, each Rethug president moves us closer to accepting their power to do it.

Swipe left? 🧐

glennlab comments on May 25, 2021:

target for a con job, or a spit talking weirdo

Fired Rick Santorum Runs to Hannity’s Safe Space to Whine About ‘Cancel Culture’ ...

glennlab comments on May 25, 2021:

I thought the voters already canceled him, but he used to say people were responsible for the situation, but he was special. fuck both of them

An innocent mistake

glennlab comments on May 25, 2021:

Can he take the family out to dinner?

♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

glennlab comments on May 25, 2021:

And so it begins....

I am done w humans

glennlab comments on May 25, 2021:

not sure what the half a gun is for.

Five ? I ll do it for free !!!😂😂😂

glennlab comments on May 25, 2021:

I bet you would/ lol

Absolutely true

glennlab comments on May 25, 2021:

You'd look cute in that lol

But, but, ..........I don't see a chair!

glennlab comments on May 25, 2021:

there's a chair? all I see is a sculpture

How do they know , shopping for a new car this month .

glennlab comments on May 25, 2021:

lol no where is safe

The Goal Posts Just Moved Again, Forget Independence Day Now We're On For August 15 For Trump's ...

glennlab comments on May 24, 2021:

Hey. they've been wrong about JC's return for 2000 years and they still believe, so until he's cold and in the ground, they won't give up hope

20.. oh ya, I'm a risk taker

glennlab comments on May 24, 2021:

20, try some tough ones

Kumbaya....

glennlab comments on May 24, 2021:

For god so loved the world that he drowned nearly the entire population of the world.

Curious how many of those 92 actually liked and agreed with it. SMFH

glennlab comments on May 24, 2021:

I don't even know where to start, the stupid, It Hurts!

When people tell me they have a relationship with their god, this is what comes to mind.

glennlab comments on May 24, 2021:

That's one toxic relationship.

Yup no comment

glennlab comments on May 24, 2021:

Well he never claimed to be anything but the boss's bastard son

Not quite there yet

glennlab comments on May 24, 2021:

Looks like she sat on someone.

Fair question, not?

glennlab comments on May 24, 2021:

Party hearty!

Yup really happens

glennlab comments on May 24, 2021:

pretty much.

Newsmax and Dominion Settle: [dailykos.com]

glennlab comments on May 24, 2021:

I wonder what the cash portion of the settlement was.

Too Bad Her Mom Didn't Abort This Skank Ho!

glennlab comments on May 23, 2021:

Is it too late? I'll pay.

Now that's mans best friend

glennlab comments on May 23, 2021:

As long as he picked up part of the tab

PROOF OF CONTAGIOUS BRAIN LOSS IN REPUBLICAN PARTY Former Repug Senator Rick Santorum is now ...

glennlab comments on May 23, 2021:

The racism is strong with this one. May he find his gated community overrun by newly wealthy foreigners, or better yet rental property that only rents to minorities.

Sunday groaner

glennlab comments on May 23, 2021:

Def a groaner, or maybe she's a moaner

Somehow I suspect he knew...

glennlab comments on May 23, 2021:

Does that make the anal probe incest?

Words of wisdom....

glennlab comments on May 23, 2021:

I'll drink to that!

Imma just leave this here...

glennlab comments on May 23, 2021:

What Bill said.

Yes, it's a groaner. No, I don't care.

glennlab comments on May 23, 2021:

lol

How to enforce social distancing the right way....

glennlab comments on May 22, 2021:

I know I've felt like that

Something is wrong. He can feel it.

glennlab comments on May 22, 2021:

If he could make Adam from mud, and Eve from a rib, why did he have to fuck Mary?

Unfortunate name

glennlab comments on May 22, 2021:

Don't google it!!!!!

Beautiful day for a walk through the forest, conveniently attached to a dog park!

glennlab comments on May 22, 2021:

looks wonderful

LOL so I wonder just how many members they lose like this?...

glennlab comments on May 22, 2021:

Shaming might work, when they don't really buy your message

How dare you... LOL 😜

glennlab comments on May 22, 2021:

I don't have to call you anything, that warm moist gift in your shoes will say it all.

Dogs....and a cat...

glennlab comments on May 22, 2021:

Cat's a pessimist, dogs are just happy to be alive,

Random stuff...

glennlab comments on May 22, 2021:

How did you get a pic of me getting out of the shower?

Before and after COVID...

glennlab comments on May 22, 2021:

needs to add a little around the middle. lol

I really want to know... LOL

glennlab comments on May 22, 2021:

the birds are at the squirrel feeder again. The nerve!

I shall name him.... 💜💜💜

glennlab comments on May 22, 2021:

Everytime I see the I'll name him, I come up with George from Bugs and Daffy.

Savor nature. Something is always unfolding.

glennlab comments on May 22, 2021:

I am always amazed when I travel with someone, their insistence on looking at their phone instead of what we are traveling through or to. I love soaking up nature, and love side trips with short hikes.

My granddaughter brought me a bouquet of mums last month.

glennlab comments on May 22, 2021:

I would prune the dead top. just like heading a plant to get more blooms, the food production either goes to green or seed production.

They are trying to and must be stopped

glennlab comments on May 22, 2021:

I'm not going to let it happen

Semantics

glennlab comments on May 22, 2021:

All in who is making the descriptor

QWAZY SOLIDARITY Maricopa County, the place that has become ground zero in the Republican ...

glennlab comments on May 22, 2021:

When the face of your party is a treasonous dingbat and a child rapist, you really need to rethink things.

For that classic sound...

glennlab comments on May 22, 2021:

challenge: try CSN&Y

I don't think that Speedos could prevent the inevitable here! :-D

glennlab comments on May 22, 2021:

talk about a pain in the ass.

ahhh young love.

glennlab comments on May 22, 2021:

proposing rates?

I'm thinking of a number from one to a million.

glennlab comments on May 22, 2021:

You keep trying them until one works.

What do you think?

glennlab comments on May 22, 2021:

No maximum and no minimum. I wasn't looking to get married when I met my wife, married 32 years. I'm not looking now, but I'm always on the lookout for friends that can become lovers. If marriage is in the cards we will make that decision together.

Blasphemy!!! You're going to party and you're going to like it! Lol

glennlab comments on May 21, 2021:

Wasn't that Uncle Charley?

What more needs to be said

glennlab comments on May 21, 2021:

Come on, tell us how you really feel.

Now thats a good question

glennlab comments on May 21, 2021:

taste like something that came out of a chicken's ass. (really)

So that's where they find them

glennlab comments on May 21, 2021:

deeper!

This is probably true

glennlab comments on May 21, 2021:

just increase the fat in his fat burgers, then you'll find out what he is really worth.

Good neighbor policy 🤭 For rent: except to bar, church & whorehouse.

glennlab comments on May 21, 2021:

2 out of three would probably be good tenants and do some good for the neighborhood

Yeah needs to be thoroughly investigated

glennlab comments on May 21, 2021:

Never truer words.

My go-to for excellent international news is Aljazeera.

glennlab comments on May 21, 2021:

Aljazeera is a good source, RT is Russian owned and controlled. BBC is the UK's NPR. NPR is the US's non corporate owned news service I find myself reading the same story from 4 or 5 standpoints. Each of the news services have their own bias and you need a lot of different filters to get as close to the truth as possible.

Origins? [nature.com]

glennlab comments on May 21, 2021:

wow

I sorta hope, that if there is a god, I'm making him madder & madder by mocking him!

glennlab comments on May 21, 2021:

What if there is no god and I passed on all the fun things to not displease him?

From 1967 a little Buffalo Springfield

glennlab comments on May 20, 2021:

In case you forgot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp5JCrSXkJY

Metroplex Atheist -No Strings Attached Dallas-Ft.

glennlab comments on May 20, 2021:

time and date please. is it every wednesday?

I have suspected this for years.

glennlab comments on May 20, 2021:

when your client is batshit crazy, claimed they did what they are charged with, posed for cameras during the commission of their crimes and confessed on TV, you have got to swing for the fences and go for broke.

There is a cat hiding in here.

glennlab comments on May 20, 2021:

cat 9 secs.

Do it, I dare you! Lol

glennlab comments on May 20, 2021:

Did that once, got broken ribs to prove it

What, me worry?

glennlab comments on May 19, 2021:

Following in Durst footsteps if you're interested in the drag saga I referenced https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Durst

Trump Organization under criminal investigation ; no longer just a civil investigation; New York DA...

glennlab comments on May 19, 2021:

Time to sweat Trumpy boy!

This Could Be a Game Changer: [alternet.org]

glennlab comments on May 19, 2021:

They saw something to convince them that they can meet the much higher level of proof (51% to beyond doubt). Hope they all get convicted

The old school way!!

glennlab comments on May 19, 2021:

Just get a referee's whistle, hand it around your neck like they used to do for easy access.

A dad joke alert!

glennlab comments on May 19, 2021:

I agree with Bob, Groan

I'll drink to that...

glennlab comments on May 19, 2021:

at this point, I'll drink to most anything

It is funny and believeable

glennlab comments on May 19, 2021:

Hell she married one.

The wisdom of children

glennlab comments on May 19, 2021:

It might insure that you don't forget,

The Real Reason Workers Aren’t Running Back to Restaurant Jobs | The Daily Show [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on May 18, 2021:

It's not that they can't find workers, or that workers don't want to work, it's they don't want to work for starvation wages.

My top ten

glennlab comments on May 18, 2021:

You've still got it

Life is too good to give up for stupidity.

glennlab comments on May 18, 2021:

I prefer to follow the science and those that are experts in their field.

Mmm so we’re coming out of Covid and I’m living with my partner.

glennlab comments on May 18, 2021:

Tell him it bothers you, he might see it as just good natured ribbing, but you see it as unfair criticism. No one can read your mind and this can lead to larger problems later. He may be oblivious to your feelings.

My inner Lion.

glennlab comments on May 18, 2021:

and the problem is?

Golden opportunity, check!

glennlab comments on May 18, 2021:

Can you imagine if they were reversed?

Oh, no, they won't trip me up with this one!

glennlab comments on May 18, 2021:

No bras or makeup for me.

Subliminal message?

glennlab comments on May 15, 2021:

want ad?

Cheeky

glennlab comments on May 15, 2021:

Got me

So, Jesus is a Dick?

glennlab comments on May 15, 2021:

I wonder if he even read it all the way

Did I swipe this from here??

glennlab comments on May 11, 2021:

Yep

No shit, Sherlock! [huffpost.com]

glennlab comments on May 11, 2021:

Since there is no mechanism to decertify the election, and federal law requires that the ballot remain under state control (not being done) about all the AZ senate has done is make fools of themselves and leave the body open to federal sanctions.

But, you didn't hear it from me...

glennlab comments on May 11, 2021:

message received!

Well earned I'd say...

glennlab comments on May 11, 2021:

It is a shame that the Obama's has passed and trump's is still shitting in the Senate.

Day five. Starting to look like real birds!

glennlab comments on May 11, 2021:

Birds a a whole are the fastest maturing animals egg to full flight in less than 6 weeks

Covid restrictions are about to be eased but we still have to be careful

glennlab comments on May 11, 2021:

I can support this

In the next village, the houses have a stream running past their front door, so not much front ...

glennlab comments on May 11, 2021:

You work with what you've got, they did well.

It's a bit punny...

glennlab comments on May 11, 2021:

groan

Praise the Lord for that!

glennlab comments on May 11, 2021:

Ruth.

The wrong word

glennlab comments on May 11, 2021:

Right arm!

Probably can’t even write.

glennlab comments on May 11, 2021:

Nah, he will probably do a Ken Lay and commit suicide after he's found guilty.

I've honestly been happy not to have anything to post to this group for a long time, but the fucker ...

glennlab comments on May 11, 2021:

If only it were that easy

Cremation it is!

glennlab comments on May 11, 2021:

Wouldn't just burn you up?

Why is there a gun?!

glennlab comments on May 10, 2021:

Sometimes they don;t want the meds. lol