I'm such a poet...

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2021:

Is that before or after?

Tinder for catholic priests

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2021:

If he wasn't before, at least he will know whether he likes it or not.

Those who forget their history...

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2021:

I don't like the sound of that,

Microbiologist Thomas Brock Dies at 94: [the-scientist.

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2021:

I've been to Yellowstone 15 times, beginning in 1967. His work was referenced many times over the years by rangers.

Cat-people heaven.

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2021:

That is a lot of......er cat.

Epic story of parenting...

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2021:

You really captured the essence. My favorite taunt to new parents, "I bet you never thought it would take 30 minutes to get ready to go to the corner store."

Let's not be wasteful.

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2021:

need to see the math. lol

The Grammar Police are everywhere...

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2021:

go get those fast typist. non spellers.

It's breakfast time!

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2021:

That cat is being way gentler than mine.

Late Saturday night dinner!

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2021:

things eaten over the sink or kitchen trash can have no calories, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Pixar Two

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2021:

no more stuff from the My Pillow guy.

An Oldie, but definitely a 'Goldie'...

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2021:

going to need to send that suit to the cleaners in Kandor.

What would a masochist go if they died

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2021:

None of the above, their body might make the cemetery or crematorium, but when you're dead you're dead no matter what you were in life.

What do your drinks tell you? (multiple images)

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2021:

lots of history there.

Makin' Bacon. Tenderising the meat. Pounding the pork.

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2021:

bacon porn

Survey says . . . . .

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2021:

Solitary is going to make life seem so very long.

Talkin' Booze. Part deux.

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2021:

They are all liars!

Even I groaned at this...then I laughed and laughed...I'm weird :P

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2021:

That will teach you to not be overprotective.

Should've done this long ago...

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2021:

No refunds, no returns.

The Young Turks Ted Cruz's Pathetic Attempt At Gaslighting [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2021:

Damn Ted is crazier than than DJT if he believes anything he said.

Pretty much...

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2021:

need more cars and a bigger fire, plus a cess pool.

SPECIAL HOME TOWN FEELING Brought to you by The Onion

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2021:

Would be so much funnier if there wasn't so much truth to it.

Been there...Done that!!!

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2021:

she littered on your floor.

The Ring of Fire Trump's $15 Billion Border Wall Defeated By $5 Ladders [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2021:

anyone with half a brain had that figured it out already. Main reason trump didn't see it.

Especially around here

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2021:

You are being assaulted by plant sperm, be sure to take your birth control.

No wonder prescriptions are all gobbledegook! :-D

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2021:

You need a group of pharmacists to decipher it.

Stephen nailed it

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2021:

then it would have a hint of ginger

Oops wrong answer Kermit

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2021:

Frog needs to learn to just ribbit before he says something stupid.

Luke your past caught up with you

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2021:

Luckily they found out before it went farther

The very cute, totally disturbing tale of the American “it” dog How the quest to own the ...

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2021:

the problems people create to have "cute"

Cute motherfucker!

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2021:

and you still can't sneak up behind him.

FEDERAL CANNABIS CHANGES 4/22/2021 A Drug Enforcement Administration agent claimed that New ...

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2021:

Somebody needs to update their rhetoric from the 1940s. I haven't seen that much bullshit since my trip to the manure pile.

Therapy...

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2021:

at least you remembered to leave a door open for air.

NASA’s Perseverance Rover Produces Oxygen on Mars – Key “First” for Human Exploration of the...

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2021:

Big step forward, making the possibility of a return trip much better.

Perhaps in a different reality......

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2021:

It was 4 years of an alternate reality, America has awoken from the long national nightmare

My kids are asking for an indoor dog. What are the best indoor dogs?

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2021:

I think the suggestions for a shelter dog are on the mark. They should already be near their full size and you should be able to evaluate their energy levels better.

I resemble that cartoon!

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2021:

good to know, I'm fast approaching geezerhood.

Happy Earth Day!

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2021:

More like infested with.

Not how I wanted to participate...

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2021:

would have been more fun to just get fixed.

Exciting new kids toy

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2021:

nope.

I didn't know that

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2021:

Does that mean we can expect more sequels?

Mommy...

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2021:

Child abuse to force them to go to church.

'bout time...

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2021:

I always wanted to here a sportscaster ask the loser how they felt about their god letting them down,

Breaking news...DONATE NOW!!!!

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2021:

Already had my morning dump, I'll make a really big one tomorrow.

I am wondering if and when I will ever reach level 8.

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2021:

Gave you a little help

I am wondering if and when I will ever reach level 8.

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2021:

You've only got a few thousand to go, post, comment, like.

That will make parents more careful

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2021:

why not a Jack Russel puppy, and energy drink and a candy bar?

Mmmmmm... Bacon... drool

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2021:

I normally reply to bacon memes with bacon memes, this says it all,

Typical kitty

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2021:

cats gotta cat

She must really care

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2021:

Is her first name Lorena?

I wonder what he is expecting - inside-...

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2021:

if it were me, I'd request he subtract 68.

Been there, done that, seen it all.

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2021:

I'd hate to have to put up with this shit again.

I probably should have started these a few months ago, under a grow light but maybe they will still ...

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2021:

grown both, a little easier than spaghetti, but well worth the effort.

Even though we're still mourning the loss of our best girl Squill, Moxie and I welcomed two puppies ...

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2021:

good looking pups.

Trout season opened April 3rd here in Pennsylvania and I've been spending all of my free time plying...

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2021:

I really miss trout fishing

First post here, and I wanted to get to know people better, so why did you guys join this site?

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2021:

Welcome, poke around, find some groups that you are interested in, ask questions.

Hot damn! Instant Karma wango tango asshole! [abc7.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2021:

Ole shitty diapers could keep him out of this one.

Yup an accurate observation

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2021:

He's acclimating before he is released back into the wilds of his native Canada.

Why has the block feature for the groups been disabled?

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2021:

It has been frustrating for a while.

💣🚬🐝👀👅👑💍🐶🐱🐙🦑🦐🦞🦀

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2021:

trump one was hilarious, rest were pretty good.

Time for a career change?

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2021:

@pralina1 here's your dog

Is McTurtle Holding the Bag? [dailykos.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2021:

KY can rest assured that they will remain in the bottom teir of states as long as Moscow Mitch represents them,

A reminder to all.......recognize these poisoned plants.

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2021:

I've got 2 of the three thanks to my neighbor. Very tough to control since it sprouts from tuber roots.

Circular argument.

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2021:

I see you have you endless power supply.

I can't imagine the incident that led to this warning.

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2021:

I can imagine it, but I don't want to imagine it.

The Ring of Fire Marjorie Taylor Greene Forced To Abandon Her Ridiculous "America First" Caucus...

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2021:

racist going to be racist, she could just call it what it is, the KKK caucus.

How's your garden growing?

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2021:

my beans are getting ready to bloom I have tomatoes on the plants, my squash is setting fruit , before the squash bugs get out, my pequine peppers are about a foot high and the ones from last year are up about 6 inches

So dang obvious...

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2021:

I just had another agnostic tell me that he didn't know right from wrong, it is so obvious.

Guys, can you decide?

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2021:

yes to both

Another "Homer"...

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2021:

Not sure that is probable even if it is possible

Dang, we lost Argyle...

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2021:

Put in six pair get out 3 pair and change.

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2021:

I couldn't think of a better answer.

I literally had to stash an extra under my pillow w/ my ex...

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2021:

Not going to happen in this lifetime.

Works for me...

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2021:

and cats, not to mentions walks in nature.

Necromancer for dessert?

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2021:

Whole new take on she's my cherry pie.

Yup we are old

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2021:

I remember seeing Keith when I was young and so was he

A dad joke alert! Is he feeling alright? He's looking a little green. 😆

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2021:

Saw him at the salad bar.

Cat Gun?? Yup!

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2021:

10 switchblades and a gun, that is one dangerous kitty.

Romance novel ad-libs??

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2021:

I got nothing.

It's Sunday again, time for more Atheist Pig!

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2021:

Really like the Capt. America one.

Throw the book at him! Or, maybe lots of tomatoes....

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2021:

under the jail

Love my job so much God bless my great nation

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2021:

India, Pakistan, or Nigeria?

Well, this is adorable.

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2021:

It's surprising how many cats cheat on their humans with other humans.

& likely more than that!

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2021:

and that's not the only thing

Photos of the week: [washingtonpost.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2021:

great collection for the week

That portrait is perfect

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2021:

captured his true nature. excellent!

It happens to me so often!

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2021:

That was not an accident,

I’m in the ER now. My foot seems to be infected. Will share more as available.

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2021:

I hope you get better soon.

This is for sure a lost ice cream flavor. [whereyat.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2021:

When I go to the local Asian market, I am surprised, dismayed and curious with all the to me strange flavors. But I learned long ago, not to knock it until I've tried it. I have to admit I would try it with trepidation.

Marjorie Taylor Greene to Form a New Anglo-Saxon Caucus Several House Republicans, led by Reps.

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2021:

As someone with some Anglo-Saxon heritage I am offended by these assholes claiming to represent the Anglo-Saxons.

Friday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Apr 16, 2021:

a cute little shorty

Who's a good dog?

glennlab comments on Apr 16, 2021:

Who's a good dog? Now if you can get him to return them to their owners.

Growers fret as Mexico moves to legalize marijuana

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2021:

It is way past time for this to happen worldwide. Farmers will benefit from lower production costs, so that even though it sells for less, their profit could increase.

Can't smile. Won't smile. Typical! 😂

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2021:

I have over 30,000 pictures, I am in less than 100 of them.

GOP Lawmaker Vetoes Suicide Education Bill Over Teaching of Evolution Wyoming has always had ...

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2021:

classic cut your nose off to spite your face logic

Used to be such a score!

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2021:

Or having to search for one not in use on campus.

As long as I avoid mirrors, all will be well...

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2021:

I do fine until I get into bright lights

I still got it!

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2021:

Take your victories where ever you can get them

They deserve it yuck

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2021:

this

No thanks I prefer female

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2021:

I don't know about you, but I'm not drinking any male milk