Best joke I've seen in a while.

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2020:

except when they say lord, they mean rich people's yacht money

It's ok, you can pull my sleigh. Note to self: buy sleigh.

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Use a laser pointer to guide them

Sunday morning cuteness...My new service cat arrived!!!!

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2020:

So how many do you serve now?

Appropriate for this Christmas

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Your Santa is leaking lights!

How can evil atheists not let the nativity be displayed on public property?

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2020:

The war on Christmas is over, Walmart and Amazon won.

TRAITORS: Tweety's cult followers and Repug cohorts are causing a rift which will be very difficult...

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2020:

There need to be consequences, or this will continue.

A few more raptors from yesterday.

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Good shots.

Just hilarious to see these corrupt assholes get at it! [rawstory.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Donnie, conspiracy theories much? You always were a loser and always will be. You can't win unless you cheat, so anyone who wins must be a cheater.

Inspector Clouseau A little humor for your day [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Simple humor is sometimes the best humor

Do you remember Rudolph?

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2020:

It was a little cheezy for me, but I wasn't in it's demographic.

come one. cum all

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2020:

drive by shooting?

America’s Three Richest People Are Now Positioned To Pay Zero State Income Tax

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Low taxes = low services.

Finally!!!!

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Porky has gained weight, and gotten ugly

No thinking allowed...

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2020:

So true

Feedback on the new layout for the list of posts?

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2020:

On a PC it is much easier to read, I think that the ease of liking a post without seeing the other comments and responding to them. I think that it may run counter to interaction with other members.

Ye Cannae change the laws of physics captain -- Scottie

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Only in cartoons and science FICTION.

Pretty good representation of the facts.

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2020:

It's amazing how people whose latest brush with real science was HS biology suddenly have become experts on science.

It's probably for the best...

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Plenty of sheep, too.

At least he had a gf.

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Depending on what you got grandma, you might not have to worry about the girlfriend anymore.

Don't eat that yellow snow

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Similar to the statue that suddenly came to life. A reporter asked what he was going to do, his response, " shoot me a flock of damned pigeons."

Blizton's balloon knot up close and personal

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Even Santa has to put up with assholes

Yesterday was my 23rd birthday.

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Happy Birthday

Anyone doing any winter camping during these crazy times we are living in right now.

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Texas state parks are open, but they suggest reservations even for day trips. I'm not too much on winter camping, but I will go to the parks to fish.

@Admin I am beginning to enjoy the new layout! thanks! 🙂

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2020:

I wasn't too thrilled at first, but it is functional, which is the number one criteria for me.

Honestly, this is probably at least as good as all the other ideas.

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Even that won't help him. lol

Groaner alert!

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Girlllll

Soon to be homeless

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2020:

couldn't happen to a more deserving couple

A keeper. Perfectly medium.

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2020:

The reason there are so many varieties and roasts is our complex pallets, glad you found the one for you. I'm still mixing 3 different kinds.

Some important milestones in life happen only once and can never be repeated: birth, graduations, ...

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2020:

I attended my son's wedding along with about 30 friends and family from around the country. In normal times that would have meant plane tickets, sleeping arrangements, venue, and $$$. We all tuned in on zoom. Best wedding I've ever been to.

And a side of bacon, please.

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Heart attack city

Buckle up and batten down.

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2020:

The consensus is that it is an environmental neuro toxin one source among many https://www.reuters.com/article/india-infection/explainer-mystery-illness-that-hospitalized-hundreds-in-india-idUSL4N2IQ1MU

Why are the pictures sideways. Why. Make it stop.

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2020:

This happens when you load from a phone direct to the site, pics first downloaded to a computer post fine.

Truth in advertising...?

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2020:

What an asshole, (you knew someone would say it)

warm spot .

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Kitty see, kitty do.

A great question from Anakin, and a reminder that they are only pretending to be good.

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Just make some more

My wife has left me because she say I treat her like one of my pets She’ll be back when she’s...

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Sounds like my ex. Couldn't cook or grocery shop.

Take it to the bank!

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2020:

I say merry christmas, since it rolls off the tongue better than "fuck you, asshole."

Should you call that an innuendo?

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2020:

should be larger, and with spikes, dipped in hot sauce. After the last four years, I want it to hurt.

I can't help but laugh out loud! [mediaite.]

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2020:

I hope he fires little Billy, he may be corrupt, but he understands the system and that will hamstring DJT on his way out the door with his legal advice all coming from Rudy.

SCOTUS Says, in Essence, "Shove it, Shithole Person!" [thehill.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2020:

I really feel that the lawyers bringing these frivolous suits should be disbarred, that includes all 18 state AGs.

Posted by my lame-brained Trump-supporting niece in Pennsylvania.

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2020:

The failure of our education system is on full display.

Nice to see all you fucked up heathens out there again..

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2020:

It is really good to see you back and active, Post on.

And I thought I was so good at word scrambles.

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Your answer is correct, just not what the tester was looking for. I claim sexual bias, lol

Would sum up this year perfectly.

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2020:

And the problem?

And I still don't you sick fucker

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2020:

should have seen that one coming

Republicans Talk Secession After Supreme Court Rejects Texas Election Challenge After the ...

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Thankfully he was shuit sown, now we just have to worry about military action

An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared an office with several other ...

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Payback can be a bitch

Ah...that point in life when a good day means you remembered why you walked into that room....

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2020:

At this point, sometimes if I can remember which room I'm in is all it takes

I'll just go with this:

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2020:

I'll try.

Some good reminders as we enter the sensitive holiday season and dark winter.

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Thanks for the reminder

Does anyone believe the “war on drugs” has been a total failure? Why? Why not?

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Drugs won.

You have to sing it for it to make sense.

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2020:

show yourself out... lol

I remember similar playgrounds into the early 60's.

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2020:

I remember how they kept taking out playground equipment, then stopped letting us climb on the swingsets, then stopped us from playing tackle football, then prohibited us from bringing footballs to school. I think the merry go round was phased out by grade level, then finally removed.

BIDEN/Harris took Times person of the year! How pissed is the Orange one going to be?????

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2020:

Twitter storm forecast for tonight and into tomorrow.

To be determined

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2020:

Waste of gold, use molten lead instead

As others may be like me & have never encountered the savoury spice before:

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2020:

Savory as i have know it has been one of two plants known by that name, summer savory is the one most often sold. You use it in place of salt, but use it sparingly as it has a very pungent flavor. It is used in dry beans especially if you are doing the no soak cooking method. Cook as you normally would using savory to replace some of the salt. It can also be used in rubs for poultry and pork. As with any spice, figure out how much you like, the recipe measurements can vary wildly just like the strength of the spice. I just replenished my supply, I used as much as I had before and it was way over powering.

I had never used savory spice in cooking before so I had looked up dishes to cook using savory.

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2020:

I just recently replenished my supply of savory, it is a very intense spice and can be overpowering if overused. Since I don't use salt, it adds that flavor enhancement some foods need.

I really don't want to look stupid!

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2020:

I think that ship has already sailed.

No encore please.

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2020:

You might want to check out trump pinata https://agnostic.com/group/trumppinata and 50s Plus https://agnostic.com/group/babyboomersbaby

This whiney little......lol

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2020:

And just like every other suit filed by Rudy this year, he will lose.

It's amazing that a cartoon created in 1941 applies so well 80 years later.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2020:

Fascism and the repugs seem to go hand in hand

My first and last tattoo: eyebrows.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2020:

I used to really disdain tattoos, then when my ex had her mastectomy the doctor suggested a tattoo to replace the areola, I now realize that there are real cosmetic reasons that are easily justified and make perfect sense. Yours look good, nice choice.

It's Wild and Wacky Wednesday! Let's see yer funny stuff!

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2020:

2020 nuff said

...Like Ice Cream??? WTF?

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2020:

As far as i know, yes!

Starwars groaner

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2020:

Very punny

Don't think I want rhis pass

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2020:

Just when I thought people couldn't get any stupider.

A bit of word play...

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2020:

Not your best effort, but acceptably funny

... What??!!!

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2020:

I would have also accepted " I could eat you everyday"

Why do I not find this inspiring?

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2020:

Now if we can just get them to watch it.

Yeah, ok! Raise you $20.

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2020:

got any spares?

Mom, where does bacon come from?

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2020:

This

Not a bad idea.

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2020:

As long as it's not glitter.

A few aminal memes.

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2020:

good set

Yeah, it's all that.

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2020:

nice

That's awkward Charlie Brown

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2020:

Not the worst job I have seen, but right up there.

It certainly does

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2020:

Nailed it!

I think Lucy got it tight

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2020:

bunch of assholes are catching it now, tough luck preachers and trump lawyers (super spreader)

How To Swear According To Your Religious Beliefs - YouTube

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2020:

great

Time travelers or maybe just heavy indoctrination and mindless acceptance of church dogma?

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2020:

No one said that you had to be smart to be an artist

Always consider the source

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2020:

Been a while, you've been missed

I'm sorry it's a link, and I'm even more sorry if you click it. ...Click It!!! [l.facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2020:

I really should have paid attention to your warning lol

Pastor at COVID-Defying California Megachurch Dies From COVID Complications | Val Wilde | Friendly ...

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2020:

While I don't wish death on anyone, that doesn't mean that I don't enjoy reading the obituaries.

Weekend Update: Trump Loses Election Lawsuits [youtube.com] A lot of great lines

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2020:

objection!!! The fumeral has spoken, loved it.

Malachite and Shattuckite

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2020:

love the blue

Good answer!

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2020:

great comeback

Great quilt idea

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2020:

I wouldn't be able to sleep, I'd be too hungry

I was there, in the chilly rain, when Tim uttered these words. It was the highlight of the day.

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2020:

can you give a little background?

I'm new to this whole site. Thought I'd try it out.

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2020:

Welcome, if you have questions, please ask, you will get answers, some of them even correct

On bias in the news media.

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2020:

It's called knowing your market, non Hispanic whites still make up 60.1% of the US population. Not an excuse for ignoring minorities.

Interactive tree ornaments....

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2020:

say what?

The official cake of 2020.

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2020:

I am most impressed by the folded sheet, but really a work of art.

Facebook at work

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2020:

perfect illustration

Festive meme set.

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2020:

That book is getting ready to retaliate.

Good morning all!!!

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2020:

like it

Anybody Else Symptomatic Today?

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2020:

With your high risk, it would not be a bad idea to stock up on a few medical supplies. I was lucky I had them on hand, inhaler, baby aspirin, tylenol, pedialyte, thermometer, wet wipes. Hope you don't need them, but it never hurts to be prepared.

Group name/definition: "SapioSexuals - a person who finds intelligence sexually attractive or ...

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2020:

Who would better know how to please me?

I wonder if this is true?

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2020:

The FBI wiretapped Spiro Agnew, so it is not unprecedented, it is also very believable that he engaged in that activity, so I'm hoping it's true.

Heathen Gardener Kvetch time! Not to sound negative(though I will), but to share an observation, I ...

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2020:

I generally just ignore it. If someone has some information I need, I will take what I need and leave the rest. Same as going to the grocery store, I don't have to get all they have to offer, I just take what I need or want. The rest I leave behind.

What the font??? Note: it's a D!!! Also, you are Covid!

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2020:

LMAO

Physicists Nail Down the ‘Magic Number’ That Shapes the Universe: [quantamagazine.org]

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2020:

This is more impressive than pi to 3.14 trillion digits , or a super prime of over 24,862,048 digits since we have only know about it for a little over 100 years.