Come on men. I know this turns you on!

Jaydee123 comments on Dec 1, 2018:

How in hell did she get her pink thong on....?

glennlab replies on Dec 1, 2018:

Worse, who's going to take it off?

I look good half naked.

Pralina1 comments on Dec 1, 2018:

How obcessed w self one must be , to have to go through all that troubles . Bliach ?

glennlab replies on Dec 1, 2018:

I get my hair cut so that I can just run my fingers through it and it looks ok, not great, but passable. I dress for comfort and really don't care whether people like it or not.

Even though it is a slightly biased website they do present a valid ...

zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Someone's gonna wish he passed some prison reform legislation. Maybe Bill Cosby can sneak him some jello pudding. Har Har. ?

glennlab replies on Dec 1, 2018:

@Freedompath With no stylist, spray tanner, or makeup artist, he's just going to be another old bald fat man.

Seems like the logical and prudent approach. But then, I'm pretty conservative. ;-)

powder comments on Nov 30, 2018:

If you want to be a sovereign nation state you will have borders. If you lose control of your borders, you also lose sovereignty; you no longer control who enters your nation. It's not hard; managed people movement is essential for sovereignty. Open borders and free movement and you have lost ...

glennlab replies on Dec 1, 2018:

@powder We have a management program, the problem is it is so underfunded as to be ineffective. We do not have open borders and no one is asking for open borders. To say that you lose sovereignty when you allow free movement is to say that every nation in the EU has lost its sovereignty.

Sorry, I just had to......

glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2018:

groan

glennlab replies on Dec 1, 2018:

@jasen I have done as bad, if not worse.

Even though it is a slightly biased website they do present a valid ...

zeuser comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Someone's gonna wish he passed some prison reform legislation. Maybe Bill Cosby can sneak him some jello pudding. Har Har. ?

glennlab replies on Dec 1, 2018:

Old Bill may be willing to help him pack once he gets there. But lil donnie will just have to take his medicine.

Even though it is a slightly biased website they do present a valid ...

OldGoat43 comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Are they allowed to communicate to each other between prisons? Tweeting?

glennlab replies on Dec 1, 2018:

only by special permission of the bureau of prisons. Cell phones are not allowed. Prison for lil donnie will surely be hell on earth.

Does anybody else catch their dog dreaming?

david75090 comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Dogs do that frequently. Had an old terrier dog that passed gas in his sleep, which was OK as long as he wasn't sleeping with me. One day we were on the sofa, I was watching TV, he was curled up behind my leg, sound asleep. He farted out loud, loud enough to startle himself. He acted like someone ...

glennlab replies on Dec 1, 2018:

i laughed just reading it

Since he is so into branding.

OldGoat43 comments on Dec 1, 2018:

They'll be playing Jimmi Hendrix's All Along The Watchtower while they take a knee

glennlab replies on Dec 1, 2018:

Fitting.

For those who remember 1973, or have heard about it...

silverotter11 comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Yes, trump knows. I was in the HUB at the University of Washington - the place was packed to overflowing - watching the night Dicky stepped down. All those 18 to 23 year olds had no clue their apathy would bring us to trump.

glennlab replies on Dec 1, 2018:

I was across the state in Spokane, from the time he announced his resignation until noon the next day when he actually left office, SAC was on full alert in case of a Soviet attack during our leaderless period. We stayed on full alert for several days after before standing back to normal alert status. It was a very scary time if you knew what was/could happen.

For those who remember 1973, or have heard about it...

camne comments on Nov 30, 2018:

I've heard stories about 1973, but I personally wasn't around for it... ?

glennlab replies on Dec 1, 2018:

@phoenixone1 Back then the networks didn't dare fuck with the soap operas.

If you could only have more of one of the following which would it be?

CaroleKay comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Life is fleeting. I want more time, more time to love.

glennlab replies on Dec 1, 2018:

and another new profile pic

Who has the scar on their arm from the small pox shot?

glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Got the small pox scar, but polio was a small needle, then sugar cubes.

glennlab replies on Dec 1, 2018:

@HardBlues69 I lived in an area with a very high incidence of polio, so I was very aware of the polio shots/sugar cubes. After 50 years, it's easy to make a mistake.

While not really a meme, most of the people that have been asking about this check this spot often.

Anonbene comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Anyone find out why she shot him?

glennlab replies on Nov 30, 2018:

It is all still very much a mystery, there are way too many unanswered questions. She does have other shootings, but until or if it actually comes to trial, we may never know . Unlike other criminal investigations, there have been no officials leaking or making public statements except to say that justice must be done. That is cop speak for "as soon as all this dies down, she'll walk"

These new security protocols are a bitch!

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Still say if they forced us to fly nude, it would save a ton of time in security and reduce the need for inflight meals.

glennlab replies on Nov 30, 2018:

@tnorman1236 I debated whether it was need or desire, but settled on need from the airline's point of view.

Poor pumpkins ???

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Doesn't anyone else cook them?

glennlab replies on Nov 30, 2018:

@Sheannutt The first time I cooked one, I didn't realize how much pumpkin was in a pumpkin, lol

Who wore it better?

Boogey comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Aren't they both the same person?

glennlab replies on Nov 30, 2018:

No, one is a friend's girlfriend, the other is some lady.

As a child? I remember seeing 23 cents. But remember going up to 75cents. I was like wtf?

kozmic comments on Nov 30, 2018:

19 cents (Yeah, I'm really old) Plus the attendant pumped the gas, checked the oil & washed the windshield,

glennlab replies on Nov 30, 2018:

Don't forget the free glasses with a fill up

I have eaten some exotic cuisine the first time I had eaten this I was in the Philipines needless to...

Aushra comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Oh hell no! I will try most foods once but, this is not one of them! Another one I will never try is Durian Fruit. If even Andrew Zimmern won't eat it, it has to be bad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V5mWjOzkgk

glennlab replies on Nov 30, 2018:

It was OK when I had it, it does leave something to be desired when it comes to smell. plus it has a seed that makes up over half of each segment.

'Tis the season!!!

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Just made about 4 lbs of chocolate fudge with some of the cocoa beans I brought back from Belize. Talk about dark chocolate and really good.

glennlab replies on Nov 29, 2018:

@KKGator Going to use some as presents, some for parties. I was going to make it magic, but I decided I didn't like anyone enough to give up my stuff.

From another dating site...so very Christian

HippieChick58 comments on Nov 29, 2018:

I'd have responded with a critique of his spelling, and a few other terms he might have used. It's like he took what you told him very personally, consider that bullet dodged.

glennlab replies on Nov 29, 2018:

@Cabsmom Better to not poke the hornets nest, you never know what could transpire. I've had a few people I've known that overreacted that way when it wasn't warranted, one turned out to be a serial killer and several others were violent, but none were people you ever let your guard down again near them. Consider a bullet dodged.

[facebook.com] Really funny.

Hathacat comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Did yours have sound? I loved it. So very cute!

glennlab replies on Nov 29, 2018:

no, I think it was just the video spliced together

Three different angles of Whaleshead Beach North of Brookings Oregon.

creative51 comments on Nov 28, 2018:

I have had enough of this. Ok, here is the deal. Next summer you are having a house party and inviting all of us, so we can see these amazing views you have virtually in your front yard. We will bring a bottle, a dish and a joint to pass.

glennlab replies on Nov 29, 2018:

@creative51 I'll be sure to do that.

Anyone need to escape from their life for 22 days and house-sit/baby-sit my Rattie Roommate?

Zoohome comments on Nov 28, 2018:

@glennlab is not far from you. No?

glennlab replies on Nov 29, 2018:

@Zoohome The hotels I stay at normally only allow service animals and she needs a house sitter too, so that's a little heavy to take.

Red light green light.... go

phxbillcee comments on Nov 29, 2018:

The reindeer seems way too calm!

glennlab replies on Nov 29, 2018:

Seems like it has happened before.

Three different angles of Whaleshead Beach North of Brookings Oregon.

creative51 comments on Nov 28, 2018:

I have had enough of this. Ok, here is the deal. Next summer you are having a house party and inviting all of us, so we can see these amazing views you have virtually in your front yard. We will bring a bottle, a dish and a joint to pass.

glennlab replies on Nov 29, 2018:

I'll bring the goat to sacrifice and roast.

Got to keep sending them until we run out

Xanadutoo comments on Nov 29, 2018:

With this amount of publicity someone is going to try.lol

glennlab replies on Nov 29, 2018:

Maybe we need a go fund me for arrows, just air drop them in, no contact necessary

Gotta go now.

mistymoon77 comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Shocked they are not all holding hands.

glennlab replies on Nov 29, 2018:

talk about "sweaty" palms.

New shirts for our little group here

KKGator comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Our memes are the shit?

glennlab replies on Nov 28, 2018:

nah, but we stir some shitt

Gotta go now.

ATDayHiker comments on Nov 28, 2018:

So what is the guy on the left in the back doing with his hands?

glennlab replies on Nov 28, 2018:

he's going

Been saving these, like for 2 hours.

silverotter11 comments on Nov 28, 2018:

You have again aced the meme catagory for offensive things trump does. The last two are the best - IMO. TY for posting.

glennlab replies on Nov 28, 2018:

You are way too kind.

Level 10 here I come!! Slow pokes lol

KKGator comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Cool. Congratulations. 10's gonna take a minute.

glennlab replies on Nov 28, 2018:

@KKGator How many times have we had to tell you verify before you rant, OK, this is one.

Been saving these, like for 2 hours.

HippieChick58 comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Allllll of them are great, thanks for posting!

glennlab replies on Nov 28, 2018:

It is just so disheartening that there is this level of comedy in this administration and this level of tragedy that we have to make comedy to deal with it,

Anyone need to escape from their life for 22 days and house-sit/baby-sit my Rattie Roommate?

Zoohome comments on Nov 28, 2018:

@glennlab is not far from you. No?

glennlab replies on Nov 28, 2018:

about 2 hours, plus my own travel schedule during that same time frame going in the opposite direction.

Been saving these, like for 2 hours.

AntaresRose comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Thank you.

glennlab replies on Nov 28, 2018:

you're welcome.

Perfect example of ignorance

OldGoat43 comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Why are they 50th in Infant Mortality?

glennlab replies on Nov 28, 2018:

I would say lack of accessible medical care and wanting black babies to die.

We've probably all done this.

KKGator comments on Nov 28, 2018:

I always tell the truth. It's the surest way to get them to stop sending me videos that I'm not going to watch.

glennlab replies on Nov 28, 2018:

sometimes even that doesn't work.

Peek-a-boo...

Captnron59 comments on Nov 28, 2018:

And what was his sin?

glennlab replies on Nov 28, 2018:

Onanism? or wanting Onanism?

Archaeologists pose in front of the statue of Antinous rediscovered near the Temple of Apollo, ...

Hathacat comments on Nov 28, 2018:

I would be so stoked to find something like that.

glennlab replies on Nov 28, 2018:

Don't you know it.

Clueless ??

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Gotta be a joke. I've never met anyone anywhere close to as stupid as that.

glennlab replies on Nov 28, 2018:

@TheGreatShadow I never worry about whether the meme's are true are not, but as for as animal services, HHS, depends on the state

Clueless ??

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Gotta be a joke. I've never met anyone anywhere close to as stupid as that.

glennlab replies on Nov 28, 2018:

@TheGreatShadow I don't think all humans are dumb, but the shallow end of the intelligence pool can give you great pause. I had to deal with lots of them in my old profession. My favorite expression at work was if they figure out if they are married or not, I never have to worry about them being able to do their own taxes.

Clueless ??

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Gotta be a joke. I've never met anyone anywhere close to as stupid as that.

glennlab replies on Nov 28, 2018:

You are indeed fortunate.

You make me very angry.

Livinlife comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Marvin!

glennlab replies on Nov 28, 2018:

Thank you, I could not remember his name.

[agnostic.

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

there should be three with identical bios.

glennlab replies on Nov 28, 2018:

@Shouldbefishing similar it was TaylorBoyd5017 who had the same bio and details until the other two got updated.

[agnostic.

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

there should be three with identical bios.

glennlab replies on Nov 28, 2018:

@Shouldbefishing I was trying to remember where I saw it, and was searching, it had 3 or 4 numbers on the account, i will see if I can find it and tag it here,

[agnostic.

Amzungu comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Damn. I do love this group, but because of it, I'm sure I've blocked way more people than I follow.

glennlab replies on Nov 28, 2018:

I don't block, I just ignore

It has arrived! Not that I can wear this in the flyspeck town where I live, but here I am in the ...

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Wear it with pride. I wore mine out bar hopping the first night I got it. I live in a major metro area.

glennlab replies on Nov 27, 2018:

@Pralina1 You don't have far to go, they run a little small, so go up one size.

Ladies night... with Jake, from state farm.

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

You would, wouldn't you?

glennlab replies on Nov 27, 2018:

@mistymoon77 Don't really know, if he's in a lake in Minnesota right now, you can call him shorty.

Who needs a wall? These guys will do it for free

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Donny won't hire immigrants!

glennlab replies on Nov 27, 2018:

That's all he hires,he just wants to be able to pay them slave wages

Elvis Costello: Everyday I Write The Bookhttps://youtu.be/V1d4r9awjKE

Pralina1 comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Never heard b4. I like it ! The video clip too . Y is she reminds me so much of lady D ?

glennlab replies on Nov 27, 2018:

@Pralina1 The legend is always so much better than the truth.

Having Jalapeño Popper dip and Fritos right before bed last night wasn’t my best life choice ...

dkp93 comments on Nov 27, 2018:

That sounds delicious! I'm heading to Pinterest to find a recipe. Hope you feel better soon!

glennlab replies on Nov 27, 2018:

@dkp93 I had the same reaction, but was really pleasantly surprised when i tried them.

Elvis Costello: Everyday I Write The Bookhttps://youtu.be/V1d4r9awjKE

Pralina1 comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Never heard b4. I like it ! The video clip too . Y is she reminds me so much of lady D ?

glennlab replies on Nov 27, 2018:

I think it was intentional, the man looks like a young prince charles

Having Jalapeño Popper dip and Fritos right before bed last night wasn’t my best life choice ...

dkp93 comments on Nov 27, 2018:

That sounds delicious! I'm heading to Pinterest to find a recipe. Hope you feel better soon!

glennlab replies on Nov 27, 2018:

I like to stuff them with rice, bacon and sausage(breakfast), then bake them. The advantage is no breading or oil, the downside is lots of work. My favorite Jalapeño recipe is red Jalapeños dipped in dark chocolate. If you'd like I'll share the recipe.

Ok fellow cat parents can anyone help me.

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

I have had good luck with diatomaceous earth, use food grade, it will not harm the cat, but it will get rid of the fleas. It will take several treatments because the eggs continue to hatch, so treat the cat once a week. Any feed store should have it, or you can order off amazon for significantly ...

glennlab replies on Nov 27, 2018:

@HeathenWoman Walmart has a 10 lb bag for $24 with free shipping. I still think the local feed store will be your best bet.

Ok fellow cat parents can anyone help me.

Paracosm comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Catnip spray before grooming might help. We haven't found a medication that has been successful at getting rid of fleas on our cats. We're trying brewers yeast.

glennlab replies on Nov 27, 2018:

@Paracosm I would try the feed store, their sacks are much, much larger for about the same price as the stuff on amazon 2 lb sacks.

Ok fellow cat parents can anyone help me.

Paracosm comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Catnip spray before grooming might help. We haven't found a medication that has been successful at getting rid of fleas on our cats. We're trying brewers yeast.

glennlab replies on Nov 27, 2018:

@HeathenWoman My old roommate was a cat lady before he died, it was a process, but we finally got them to understand that they only got food if we got to pet them.

Ok fellow cat parents can anyone help me.

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

I have had good luck with diatomaceous earth, use food grade, it will not harm the cat, but it will get rid of the fleas. It will take several treatments because the eggs continue to hatch, so treat the cat once a week. Any feed store should have it, or you can order off amazon for significantly ...

glennlab replies on Nov 27, 2018:

@HeathenWoman I buy a 25 lb bag about every 2 years, it costs about the same as a 3 lb bag. The last time I paid $12 for 25 lbs, I think amazon is showing it at around $16 for 2 lbs. So shop. You can use it in the yard, on the cats, on their bedding, I've even used it on the floors of the house, but it is a bitch to get up.

Ok fellow cat parents can anyone help me.

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

I have had good luck with diatomaceous earth, use food grade, it will not harm the cat, but it will get rid of the fleas. It will take several treatments because the eggs continue to hatch, so treat the cat once a week. Any feed store should have it, or you can order off amazon for significantly ...

glennlab replies on Nov 27, 2018:

@HeathenWoman dust her, I just put about a teaspoon in my hand at a time and rub it into her fur. At first they didn't like it but they seem to tolerate it now. It works by cutting the exoskeleton of the flea and they get infections and spread disease to each other, the edges are too small to hurt animals much larger than a flea.

Ok fellow cat parents can anyone help me.

Paracosm comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Catnip spray before grooming might help. We haven't found a medication that has been successful at getting rid of fleas on our cats. We're trying brewers yeast.

glennlab replies on Nov 27, 2018:

try diatomaceous earth, see my comment. it worked on my feral cats. about a tablespoon per cat.

Intermission...(only her painter knows for sure)

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Paint or photo shop, can't tell.

glennlab replies on Nov 27, 2018:

@phxbillcee want to be the artist.

Knew kids were good for something

Bakunin comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Dog farts smell worse.

glennlab replies on Nov 27, 2018:

I've known some people that could drive the dog out.

I'll just leave this here...

azzow2 comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Now they have discovered 900,000-year-old human remains would have to speculate the was a true event. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/10623660/900000-year-old-footprints-of-earliest-northern-Europeans-discovered.html

glennlab replies on Nov 27, 2018:

still 64 million years too late

Many will appreciate this logic,...you're welcome!

Pralina1 comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Oh I don't even need an excuse , who cares if healthy food ? I smoked cigrts for 30 yrs , I am pretty sure I know what I ll die from , and chocolate ain't that ??? And who ever says chocolate will get u fat , they are crazy ? I weight 120-125 lbs at 5.7 , and I eat a jar of Nutella in two days max ...

glennlab replies on Nov 27, 2018:

I'm chopping up cocoa seeds for chocolate for candy tonight, I'll let you know what the raw stuff tastes like. I know it's bitter from eating the seeds, but not sure what they'll be like once it's in fudge.

Some Trump memes to share. Enjoy!

dkp93 comments on Nov 26, 2018:

The red hood looks a lot like the Christmas trees that Melania decorated the WH with. Link courtesy of a previous post from @glennlab. https://io9.gizmodo.com/the-white-house-continues-its-tradition-of-turning-chri-1830653485

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

thanks for the attibution

Something to brighten up your dreary day.

Paracosm comments on Nov 26, 2018:

That just brings back bad memories.

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

sorry

Got to run with this while it's still fresh.

Pralina1 comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Self important asshole who dreamed gain and regonition / power by teaching the ones below the third world . Bcz u know , standing down town manhattan trying to preach won't be meaningful or glorious enough , plus won't last 5 mnt . Failed dreams of "a wannabe your king ? " . F him . No tears here ...

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

I was always amazed at the amount of time and money spent to learn a new language, transport people and supplies versus training and returning natives who already know the customs and history. Same problem with the Peace Corp. Not going to point out the waste to the missionaries though.

Pretty nuts is right!

Pralina1 comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Add a big horn and we got a unicorn ?

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

That reminded me of this one.

Something to brighten up your dreary day.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

I know you mean well, but that doesn't make me feel any better.

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

@phxbillcee That'll teach you to turn your back on me. lol

Something to brighten up your dreary day.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

I know you mean well, but that doesn't make me feel any better.

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

@phxbillcee If I was going out with you, I'd have to cheat

My back yard this morning- My back yard abuts a woods, which is why I get all the deer in my yard.

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

I looked, after shivering and admiring it, my first thought was wet heavy snow. Don't miss it at all, but very pretty from afar.

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

@creative51 Because of the wet cold in the south, when I was in Washington, I would buy my winter stuff in Houston for hiking, stayed warm on those late fall hikes.

Look what I have found!!!! I also got a Field Guide to Mushrooms couple days ago.

Zoohome comments on Nov 26, 2018:

My kid getting used to the feeling. Almost 3lbs. @flower_nut @shouldbefishing @Glennlab @leafhead

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

IT is really big.

Something to brighten up your dreary day.

JimG comments on Nov 26, 2018:

That doesn't do anything to make me feel better. I've been that guy too.

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

Been there too, i would rather be single and alone than with someone that is stepping out.

Something to brighten up your dreary day.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 26, 2018:

I know you mean well, but that doesn't make me feel any better.

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

Sorry

Something to brighten up your dreary day.

UUNJ comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Aw, that’s ?

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

It's for those people that are feeling so low that they can reach up and touch bottom.

I suppose it's a matter of perspective.

Zoohome comments on Nov 26, 2018:

That's how I see cut flowers. I prefer potted. ?

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

Reason I send plants to funerals, enough death there already.

Look what I have found!!!! I also got a Field Guide to Mushrooms couple days ago.

Alvinsmama comments on Nov 26, 2018:

That is a very unusual looking mushroom. Is it edible?

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

@Zoohome The good news is that most mushrooms bloom at their full size, old is more to do with time since it bloomed.

Something to brighten up your dreary day.

IamNobody comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Someone else tragedy doesn't make things any better for me.....

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

It's more that you are not in the worst possible place, better to be alone than with someone that cheats.

How can you express your feeling to a woman you love ?

Pralina1 comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Send her a picture of your penis . She will be thrilled to receive . I have a question for u too ! Is this your first x in this site ? I ll wait ?

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

He's gone already it looks like.

context is important

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Haven't read it or seen the movie... Was there a movie... ?

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

There was a movie, I haven't read the book or seen the movie either.

Don't sell yourself short.

Pralina1 comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Simple

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

Got to love it.

Annual Christmas horror shit show is on at the white house [io9.gizmodo.com]

Pralina1 comments on Nov 26, 2018:

When money meets glorious abcence of class and sophistication .

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

After her lambasting last year, you think she would have gotten professional help, aside from her facelift.

If only it would work.

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

You mean you have to work?

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

@tnorman1236 Same here on both counts.

A little sarcasm goes a long way

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Two babies for the price of one! Good deal!

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

@Cutiebeauty can't wait for your package to arrive.

You will not believe what just happened! I pulled in I noticed the police watching a woman who was ...

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Double ugh and groan lol I thought it was gonna be a coffee joke!

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

sorry

A little sarcasm goes a long way

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Two babies for the price of one! Good deal!

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

@Cutiebeauty installation was always so much more fun than delivery

So it's an actual blizzard. I live 40 miles from my work. And guess who still has to go in?

sewchick57 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

The blizzard lasted about 45 minutes or so here. We've had sun off and on most of the day. The wind is still howling though.

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

@LadyAlyxandrea crap that's bad

Does anyone else have Japanese Iris? I was reminded today and want to share. :)

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

I had some, then when i thinned my Dutch and Japanese Irises, I ended up mixing the tubers and ended up giving most of them away.

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

@flower_nut I do succulents in pots, that way I can bring them in when it gets cold.

Does anyone else have Japanese Iris? I was reminded today and want to share. :)

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

I had some, then when i thinned my Dutch and Japanese Irises, I ended up mixing the tubers and ended up giving most of them away.

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

@flower_nut they do well here, turks cap are the red flowers

A little sarcasm goes a long way

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Two babies for the price of one! Good deal!

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

Had a friend that had twins and was so dumb he thought that they would only get to screw half as often since they came in two's

This is my mini Stone Henge created in 2010.

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Nice.

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

@flower_nut I put 25 tons of mulch into my front yard. It was green, it took 3 years to break down, then all the weeds started.

Starting next week, this is a plan.

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Or drink a bunch of alcohol and forget your business

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

add Baileys to the coffee, it's a good start.

Thankfully those days have passed

MojoDave comments on Nov 26, 2018:

I don't wanna get up!

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

I don't if I don't have too until I'm ready.

Bad marketing?

Pralina1 comments on Nov 26, 2018:

This time I googled it . The things I learn at 0230 ?‍♀️?

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

I'm glad, I don't think I wanted to explain the double meaning. It does illustrate the problems with people whose first language is not American English in understanding the nuances of words and abbreviations.

A little sarcasm goes a long way

Pralina1 comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Mr Glenn , I needed that tonight ? Thank u !!???

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

You're welcome, anything to brighten up your day.

A little sarcasm goes a long way

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 26, 2018:

"Fuck if I know. I stole this car and these were in it". :D

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

Much better.

Winter is coming!!!!

Pralina1 comments on Nov 26, 2018:

No worries . Got the word , they are hanging w some of my friends ?

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

Thank goodness, I was afraid we wouldn't be able to have our annual drunk fight after dinner. lol

The advantages of not having 1. Indoor cats anymore 2. Nativity scenes.

Wurlitzer comments on Nov 26, 2018:

God help them if that's set up on the edge of a table.

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

Don't think he can help.

Nappy nap time

Pralina1 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

YES !! And have to hide and pretend that I was doing something fun / important / interesting ! Hahahahahah ! I JUST WANT TO SLEEP ????

glennlab replies on Nov 25, 2018:

@Pralina1 As long as you have nothing else to do, not a problem, You might feel guilty, but if it's good for you, do it.

My pet peeve about going to the movies.

Pralina1 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

But I don't deal drugs !!! When I go , easily 40 bucks , I want everything AND I bring Nutella in my purse too !!!

glennlab replies on Nov 25, 2018:

You've got it going on.

Nappy nap time

Pralina1 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

YES !! And have to hide and pretend that I was doing something fun / important / interesting ! Hahahahahah ! I JUST WANT TO SLEEP ????

glennlab replies on Nov 25, 2018:

I have way more pillows and blankets than I need, sometimes it looks like several bodies and it's empty. King size bed, so all the unused blankets and pillows end up on the other side.