Sometimes I have trust issues, especially if you give me a reason.

MissKathleen comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Poor @glennlab

glennlab replies on Jan 23, 2019:

I had no use for them anyway, my ex kept them in her purse and only let me use them on occasion.

Teach you children well, or you're in hell

k80b619 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

can someone explain this to me please

glennlab replies on Jan 23, 2019:

@k80b619 K cup was when they pulled their ads from Hanity.

Obstruction of justice? What is your opinion. [washingtonpost.com]

HippieChick58 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

I can't read WA PO now, I'm not paying for it. You can copy and paste the article for those of us who can't get WA PO.

glennlab replies on Jan 23, 2019:

@HippieChick58 You're very welcome and if no one has responded in a while, PM me and I'll get it for you.

Obstruction of justice? What is your opinion. [washingtonpost.com]

HippieChick58 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

I can't read WA PO now, I'm not paying for it. You can copy and paste the article for those of us who can't get WA PO.

glennlab replies on Jan 23, 2019:

Anytime you need a copy of a WaPo or NYT article just put it out there and one of us with a sub will cut and paste when we see your request, i know I will and I've seen 2 others do it too.

Teach you children well, or you're in hell

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

I am at a blank on Keurig K-Kups

glennlab replies on Jan 23, 2019:

@Robecology Thanks, I was too tired to do the research.

Got to hand it to the meme creator on this one. (took me a second)

GreatNani comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Took me a second as well. LOL

glennlab replies on Jan 23, 2019:

It's really kind of subtle until you see it the first time, then you can't unsee it. I laughed my ass off when I saw it finally.

I see a monkey, an owl, and shiny white teeth. Or aliens

BufftonBeotch comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Take us to your Bacon!

glennlab replies on Jan 23, 2019:

@CS60 or both if they're a lab

Teach you children well, or you're in hell

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

I am at a blank on Keurig K-Kups

glennlab replies on Jan 23, 2019:

@Rudy1962 It's easy to miss one, all you have to do is doze off for a minute.

Teach you children well, or you're in hell

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

I am at a blank on Keurig K-Kups

glennlab replies on Jan 23, 2019:

that was one of the early trumpets hissy fits when the owners said something they didn't like.

Most of you will remember when this story broke, it is getting closer to a conclusion [alternet.org]

Gwendolyn2018 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Thanks for the update. I hope that he is prosecuted to the full extent of the law--and beyond.

glennlab replies on Jan 23, 2019:

@Gwendolyn2018 I worked for a national newspaper, so my local news was woeful, I can understand your lack of info. I had a lot better idea of national/international news and issues and probably still do.

What is it? Can you tell? Filtered 3x, UPDATED with original photo.

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

grapefruit?

glennlab replies on Jan 23, 2019:

@BeeHappy I was just going off the breakfast theme, I thought baskets first, but figure there was a hidden message.

Most of you will remember when this story broke, it is getting closer to a conclusion [alternet.org]

Gwendolyn2018 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Thanks for the update. I hope that he is prosecuted to the full extent of the law--and beyond.

glennlab replies on Jan 23, 2019:

@Gwendolyn2018 I'm somewhat of a news junkie and was even before I worked for a newspaper.

Most of you will remember when this story broke, it is getting closer to a conclusion [alternet.org]

Gwendolyn2018 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Thanks for the update. I hope that he is prosecuted to the full extent of the law--and beyond.

glennlab replies on Jan 23, 2019:

@Gwendolyn2018 I get alternet, NYT,Wa Po, Dallas MN, Daily Beast as email alerts and subs.

When he says he doesn't want to go, LISTEN!

AlexRam comments on Jan 23, 2019:

He probably actually uses his turn signals

glennlab replies on Jan 23, 2019:

Of course he does, he's not an animal.

For all those that are screaming about the video, we have a kit for them

MojoDave comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Wow! You thought of everything!

glennlab replies on Jan 23, 2019:

@of-the-mountain Don't want them procreating.

Most of you will remember when this story broke, it is getting closer to a conclusion [alternet.org]

Gwendolyn2018 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Thanks for the update. I hope that he is prosecuted to the full extent of the law--and beyond.

glennlab replies on Jan 23, 2019:

It was in one of my news feeds and thought I would update the group.

When he says he doesn't want to go, LISTEN!

Cabsmom comments on Jan 23, 2019:

On the plus side...a driving dog could make you rich...lol.

glennlab replies on Jan 23, 2019:

if you can catch him.

For all those that are screaming about the video, we have a kit for them

MojoDave comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Wow! You thought of everything!

glennlab replies on Jan 23, 2019:

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

Get all the facts, and don't eliminate the ones you don't like. White washing is real.

MojoDave comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Good luck achieving that!

glennlab replies on Jan 23, 2019:

see my Trump pinata post. https://agnostic.com/group/trumppinata/post/272184/for-all-those-that-are-screaming-about-the-video-we-have-a-kit-for-them

MSNBC : have they become the Democrat's Faux News ???

KKGator comments on Jan 23, 2019:

I don't watch that network. Just like I don't watch Fox.

glennlab replies on Jan 23, 2019:

Same here

He's not that muscular

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

He's too lazy to do the workouts to get that much in shape.

glennlab replies on Jan 23, 2019:

@Cutiebeauty 1/4 pound curls?

Another Challenge..Fail

SleeplessInTexas comments on Jan 23, 2019:

The real 10 year challenge winner is...??

glennlab replies on Jan 23, 2019:

@thinktwice He and I competed on the same track tours in the mid 70s, He had more girls swooning over him than you can imagine. He and his first wife had an open relationship, and Christie was a knock out, she did a lot more for me than he did. Some other time I'll tell the story of the first time I met him and Christie.

Makes total sense.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Yeah, makes total sense! Blood sacrifice infuses the Old Testament & "bleeds over" (pun intended) into the New. Human sacrifice was probably the norm with the precursors of the eventual Hebrews that wrote the bibble, (note many references to offerings of the "firstborn"), & then either changed into,...

glennlab replies on Jan 23, 2019:

@phxbillcee recognizing the wrongness of slavery and slaughter is a relatively modern concept

enough little johnny jokes,

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

I believe "The Talk" is overdue!

glennlab replies on Jan 23, 2019:

This was the same girl that when her mother told her not to do that because the boys just wanted to see her panties, replied that's not a problem, I took them off.

Makes total sense.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Yeah, makes total sense! Blood sacrifice infuses the Old Testament & "bleeds over" (pun intended) into the New. Human sacrifice was probably the norm with the precursors of the eventual Hebrews that wrote the bibble, (note many references to offerings of the "firstborn"), & then either changed into,...

glennlab replies on Jan 23, 2019:

The way the Hebrews differentiated themselves from other religions of the day was that they no longer participated in infant sacrifice (Abraham & Isaac fable) so the idea of sacrificing his son to himself makes even less sense when taken in the historical context.

Another Challenge..Fail

SleeplessInTexas comments on Jan 23, 2019:

The real 10 year challenge winner is...??

glennlab replies on Jan 23, 2019:

That's a 30 year challenge, Bruce was actually very good looking before his failed plastic surgery, but went from that to butt ugly after.

Remember them?

242Foxtrot comments on Jan 23, 2019:

They were 12 cents when I was buying them.....

glennlab replies on Jan 23, 2019:

That was the giant size, the 12 cent ones were 10 for years before that, still got some of those.

Grabbing America

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

I believe that one belongs to Russia.

glennlab replies on Jan 23, 2019:

@FrayedBear It doesn't matter, you don't point them at your friends, and they got ICBMs first. There is more than enough blame to go around and when you are up to your ass in alligators, it's kind of difficult to remember that your primary objective was to drain the swamp. The Russians have only been friends of the west when it has suited them for their expansion or defense.

Home made parking sensors.

MrChange comments on Jan 23, 2019:

May prevent fender benders as well. Lol

glennlab replies on Jan 23, 2019:

May cause them by causing uncontrollable laughter in other drivers.

I think we all knew this already

Masondixonline comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Did Hitlet start this way?

glennlab replies on Jan 23, 2019:

@Diogenes Part of me hopes that the democratic candidate throws civility to the wind and calls him a liar and proceeds to tell him why. it would go over like a lead balloon, so it probably won't happen./

I think we all knew this already

Masondixonline comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Did Hitlet start this way?

glennlab replies on Jan 23, 2019:

No, he was a decorated war veteran that could at least relate to the trials of the common man. this asshole is just an exploiter of the weak minded and the greedy.

Grabbing America

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

I believe that one belongs to Russia.

glennlab replies on Jan 23, 2019:

@FrayedBear To your first comment, Bullshit, I never believed any of that, you have a fucked up view of how many people think, just because those in power are able to get away with shit, doesn't mean that the enlightened among us went along with it. Stop false attributions and assuming things that are not true.

You know this is true, yoga is the playground for the (dirty) mind

bobwjr comments on Jan 23, 2019:

How did you know!

glennlab replies on Jan 23, 2019:

reaso don't go to Yoga classes , those damn outfits don't hide shit.

Grabbing America

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

I believe that one belongs to Russia.

glennlab replies on Jan 23, 2019:

@FrayedBear For me it was working war planning and seeing how many nuclear warheads were targeted to US facilities. You don't point those things at your friends and they are still pointed toward the US.

You know this is true, yoga is the playground for the (dirty) mind

Paracosm comments on Jan 23, 2019:

This is why I don't do yoga around men... with a few exceptions.

glennlab replies on Jan 23, 2019:

Don't blame you

My last night in Punta Arenas, Chile, is spent doing homework in a window-less rented room in a ...

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Is that a replica or the actual Beagle?

glennlab replies on Jan 23, 2019:

nevermind, I reread the post.

Grabbing America

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

I believe that one belongs to Russia.

glennlab replies on Jan 23, 2019:

@FrayedBear We have been enemies of the Russian Federation and the former USSR since 1946, that would take more time than either you or i have left. just know that it would not be good.

What gets me out of bed

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

but right back in it afterward

glennlab replies on Jan 22, 2019:

@Zoohome The advantages of not HAVING to get up.

Nothing is as it seems

Looking4-Others comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Oh shit! Sorry I just liked it.

glennlab replies on Jan 22, 2019:

shit happens.

Lovely sounds we all love

Anonbene comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Ah, the good old days. Sometimes I miss being in the Army.

glennlab replies on Jan 22, 2019:

@dartagnan6666 We didn't get that option, plus being at 2500 ft it would have been a push.

Lovely sounds we all love

Anonbene comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Ah, the good old days. Sometimes I miss being in the Army.

glennlab replies on Jan 22, 2019:

I kind of miss the old burning women and children and raping villages myself. AC130.

Keeping it fresh

KKGator comments on Jan 22, 2019:

That is a stellar idea! Thank you!

glennlab replies on Jan 22, 2019:

@KKGator Oh twatshit

Keeping it fresh

KKGator comments on Jan 22, 2019:

That is a stellar idea! Thank you!

glennlab replies on Jan 22, 2019:

my problem is that I don't have enough in my vocabulary to make it really interesting.

Flashback to the past

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 22, 2019:

If only they had known of birth control

glennlab replies on Jan 22, 2019:

They had it, they just weren't told about how to use it or that it even existed.

"Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his ...

Cast1es comments on Jan 22, 2019:

I remember singing Jesus loves me , - " We are weak , but he is strong . "My Dad's nickname was Bud . So I was singing , " We are weak , Bud , he is strong ."

glennlab replies on Jan 22, 2019:

In "America the Beautiful" the church had a member everyone referred to as "Brother Hood" so that is what i thought was being reference in the song.

Everything I learned, I learned from Rock & Roll!

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Momma Mia

glennlab replies on Jan 22, 2019:

@phxbillcee Unlike you, I'm not a rock and roll god. My bad.

And most folks just ignore them.

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I want that mirror

glennlab replies on Jan 22, 2019:

@phxbillcee If I'm paying them by the hour, I don't need the mirror.

I caught the following part of a television ad: "He's the son of a New York real estate mogul.

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

At least Durst only had a few victims and he had the decency to hide.

glennlab replies on Jan 22, 2019:

@Freedompath Both are dealing with a parental lack of affection that they seek to compensate for. Durst and trump both experienced a lack of negative consequences for their antisocial actions and got rewarded by their families for them. Durst chose to act out in private with his family shielding him, trump chose to act out in public with his family shielding him, neither was the families choice to lead the family. Trump seized control, Durst retreated into hiding. They are both sociopaths that feel as if they should not bear the burden of paying for their transgressions and that society at large oues them something because of who they are. just my opinion and my memories, so i could be wrong.

This is interesting reading.

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I hope it doesn't take much more of a train wreck before people are ready for a change.

glennlab replies on Jan 21, 2019:

@patchoullijulie I believe you are right

Nothing is as it seems

Mermaidfantasy comments on Jan 21, 2019:

HAHA. This is what I tell women who come into my shop to ask about anal and who really do not want to try it but their man does. I tell them get a strap on with a dong the size of their man. Make a deal, they do it first and see how it feels than you will do it.

glennlab replies on Jan 21, 2019:

You are devious, I like that in a woman.

And most folks just ignore them.

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I want that mirror

glennlab replies on Jan 21, 2019:

@phxbillcee No but I've got some friends that might

Needed in Hollywood

Livinlife comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Finally, my calling!

glennlab replies on Jan 21, 2019:

There's probably going to be a line from here to Italy for the job. lol

I caught the following part of a television ad: "He's the son of a New York real estate mogul.

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

At least Durst only had a few victims and he had the decency to hide.

glennlab replies on Jan 21, 2019:

@Freedompath It's hard to find a compartive that will make sense when comparing Durst and Trump

And just like that, it happened....

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Another reason not to live up north.

glennlab replies on Jan 21, 2019:

@mistymoon77 Texas has only one natural lake, all the rest are water projects, so I do appreciate your natural bounty. i grew up on a natural lake in La. and had no idea about Texas' lack of real water until long after I moved here. 5 years in Spokane Wa with -30 winters and snow from Dec to Mar broke me of wanting to experience winter again. I could change my mind under the right conditions.

Don't give them a reason

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

yeah that one was funny, I wished I had thought of that when my mother told me that.

glennlab replies on Jan 21, 2019:

@Captnron59 yeah, it didn't have those damn boxes though

We have another prude here people!! Two memes of mine this morning have been denied.

Cabsmom comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I'm very curious. I want to see the memes!!!

glennlab replies on Jan 21, 2019:

@Captnron59 I didn't see anything to get butt hurt over, or I would have remembered it, if it's just funny, I laugh and go on, if it's not, I just go on.

We have another prude here people!! Two memes of mine this morning have been denied.

Cabsmom comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I'm very curious. I want to see the memes!!!

glennlab replies on Jan 21, 2019:

@Captnron59 I guess I'm going to have to stay on the late shift if I want to see all your humor.

Nothing is as it seems

jenandjuice1111 comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Someone is on track to be butt hurt.

glennlab replies on Jan 21, 2019:

with friends like this I see a breakup coming.

And just like that, it happened....

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Another reason not to live up north.

glennlab replies on Jan 21, 2019:

@mistymoon77 2 questions. One, What is a natural lake, I have heard tale of them, but I thought all lakes started at the dam and kind of pooled behind it? What is this autumn you speak of, there is an old tale here of trees that actually turn colors before their leaves fall off, but I have attributed that to old wives from the frozen frontier? all in good fun, I know that Minn has a lot to offer, the last time I flew into Minn/St Paul, it was warmer there than in Dallas in Feb. but the frozen lakes gave away that it was not always so.

Nothing is as it seems

resserts comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I'm creating 99 extra accounts so I can like this over and over and over…

glennlab replies on Jan 21, 2019:

Damn, everyone is brutal

You know this is true, yoga is the playground for the (dirty) mind

resserts comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I have no idea what you're talking about… ?

glennlab replies on Jan 21, 2019:

Sure, that's it.

Self Introspection

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Naw, that's not yours. You need to find one that posts memes & then dies!

glennlab replies on Jan 21, 2019:

But I have the body of a god

Another reason I shouldn't have more children, can't anyway, but at least you know why I shouldn't.

phxbillcee comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Recognition is the first step!

glennlab replies on Jan 21, 2019:

@phxbillcee Oh, the ex had me fixed many, many moons ago. We had 3 male dogs, 1 male cat, me all fixed, one of my friends asked if my son was nervous since my wife seemed to have a fixation on fixing males, he just crossed his legs and said no.

While vengeance might be more satisfying, doing the right thing leads us down a better path

KKGator comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Oh, I don't know. A little vengeance seems appropriate. At least if it's directed at the very top.

glennlab replies on Jan 21, 2019:

@KKGator I was thinking that when I wrote it, good catch.

While vengeance might be more satisfying, doing the right thing leads us down a better path

KKGator comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Oh, I don't know. A little vengeance seems appropriate. At least if it's directed at the very top.

glennlab replies on Jan 21, 2019:

That's not vengeance, that's justice. Now if we demanded that he be bent over in the middle of the exercise yard, with a bottle of lube next to his bare ass, that would qualify as vengeance.

10 year challenge

mistymoon77 comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Either one, they both are scary.

glennlab replies on Jan 21, 2019:

It's really hard to imagine how good he looked like in the 70s before he went nuts with the plastic surgery. My first thought when I saw him channel surfing one night was damn that looks like Bruce, then when I realized it was him, it was "WTF happened to him?"

You never know what you are going to see when you live in Texas

Tomfoolery33 comments on Jan 21, 2019:

That took some work.

glennlab replies on Jan 21, 2019:

Looks like they took a girder off a building for the frame.

10 year challenge

MerlinZap comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Don't really know what to say about that one, it seemed a bit late coming.

glennlab replies on Jan 21, 2019:

It takes longer when you change positions.

We have another prude here people!! Two memes of mine this morning have been denied.

Cabsmom comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I'm very curious. I want to see the memes!!!

glennlab replies on Jan 21, 2019:

same here

A better Bird Box meme

Cast1es comments on Jan 21, 2019:

LOL , except cats can do that without the blindfolds .

glennlab replies on Jan 21, 2019:

mine would squat in the box with just enough ass overhang to always drop the load on the floor.

O.K. not a meme but the caption said. ''Anyone seen my kid''

dartagnan6666 comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Well obviously the cub is hiding, but to what end?

glennlab replies on Jan 21, 2019:

mama's end!

Apparently lions and tigers have the green light.

Babyoda comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Bears lol

glennlab replies on Jan 21, 2019:

Where's mah cub?

Not elected legally

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 19, 2019:

It's time to abolish the ridiculous electoral college.

glennlab replies on Jan 20, 2019:

@Mofo1953 Amending the constitution is the only permanent fix, that is the reason it should be fixed at the national level. First by realigning the house to represent the people, which is more of a problem than the electoral college which just shows the imbalance every 4 years. Your solution would still allow the voters of no population states to have an outsized influence in both the presidential election and our laws.

Not elected legally

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 19, 2019:

It's time to abolish the ridiculous electoral college.

glennlab replies on Jan 20, 2019:

@Mofo1953 Abolishing the elctoral college takes a constitutional amendment, a drawn out process requiring a 2/3 majority of both houses and approval of 3/4 of the states, changing the composition of the house requires a simple majority of both houses and a presidential signature or 2/3 of both houses without it. A far simpler process and the law that does it must be updated at least every 10 years constitutionally.

A friend recently shared with me her horror story of accidentally getting locked out of her home.

azzow2 comments on Jan 20, 2019:

I have come close walking out in a rush with the bow. I have a back up plan after one very close call.

glennlab replies on Jan 20, 2019:

I thought I had one too, thanks to her story to make me check to be sure.

Not elected legally

Mofo1953 comments on Jan 19, 2019:

It's time to abolish the ridiculous electoral college.

glennlab replies on Jan 20, 2019:

No need to abolish, fix it and the house to actually reflect the population where one person = one vote. Right now a vote in Wyoming counts more than a vote in any other state. That needs to be fixed and it can be done by congressional action, then we need to abolish the electoral college. The imbalance in the house effects EVERY piece of legislation, not just the presidency. Be pissed at the right thing and fix it first.

My new coffee mug, courtesy of @Pralina1, I'm not sure. but I think there may be a message there.

GreatNani comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Love it!!! Laughed out loud.

glennlab replies on Jan 20, 2019:

I was going to get it for her, and she ended up getting it for me and several other friends, She has a great sense of humor.

παντων χρηματων ανθρωπος μετρον εστιν.

Pralina1 comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Σωστός !

glennlab replies on Jan 20, 2019:

Not only are you tri lingual, 2 totally different alphabets. You are one amazing woman.

Communication is key!

phoenixone1 comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Sure. .its all fun and games ... Till somebody gets pregnant???

glennlab replies on Jan 19, 2019:

he was just poking fun, then she started kidding.

Kplus1 [agnostic.

AmiSue comments on Jan 19, 2019:

New feminists are found to be too combative and unrelatable to men in their twenties. I know this because it's an ongoing and spirited conversation I have with my son.

glennlab replies on Jan 19, 2019:

@AmiSue I think we all have someone that can be somewhat like this in our lives, but this guy wants to push the blame for his unsocial behavior ALL onto others.

Happy Saturday, lets start the party now! Gretchen Wilson & Alice in Chains - Barracuda [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

I'm at the airport with no earphones, but I will listen in a few hours when I get home.

glennlab replies on Jan 19, 2019:

@CaroleKay how's the knee?

Kplus1 [agnostic.

AmiSue comments on Jan 19, 2019:

New feminists are found to be too combative and unrelatable to men in their twenties. I know this because it's an ongoing and spirited conversation I have with my son.

glennlab replies on Jan 19, 2019:

I would not make any excuses for him, he chose to come here, he chose to be a jerk and he admits he is a jerk and wants our permission to be a jerk.

something is wrong with my dads dog. his favorite winter activity?

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

snow is always whiter on the other side of the street, as opposed to grass that only takes a fence to be greener.

glennlab replies on Jan 19, 2019:

@mikecagain no harm, no foul, my computer hides a lot of the earlier comments too.

Potential scammer. Level 3. Has an attitude [agnostic.com]

Pralina1 comments on Jan 19, 2019:

I don't understand . That's Mary's pic . Mary is back , right ??

glennlab replies on Jan 19, 2019:

I believe that this was put up as a joke, at least that is how I read it, @guykeith put @pralina1 at ease please.

Why doesn't 45's Relationship with Putin worry his supporters [theintercept.com]

KKGator comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Because they're fucking stupid, that's why.

glennlab replies on Jan 19, 2019:

@KKGator thank you, keep it fresh.

Why doesn't 45's Relationship with Putin worry his supporters [theintercept.com]

KKGator comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Because they're fucking stupid, that's why.

glennlab replies on Jan 19, 2019:

damned girl, you have got to stop sugar coating it and call a dumb ass a dumb ass

This is for @Pralina1...

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

@Pralina1 is one of the most compassionate people I know, and you can tell that her nursing is important and her compassion and caring are real.

glennlab replies on Jan 19, 2019:

@phxbillcee nah let people try and figure out what I messed up on.

This is for @Pralina1...

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

@Pralina1 is one of the most compassionate people I know, and you can tell that her nursing is important and her compassion and caring are real.

glennlab replies on Jan 19, 2019:

@phxbillcee I will, she is too nice a person to accept too many accolades, even when they are well deserved..

@Admin If I were a believer, wondering if I might be missing something, and decided to take a look ...

Pralina1 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

First of all , I am not here to make any religious people welcomed or debate w them or to promote my abcense of beliefs in gods and devils via my " good behavior ". If any religious people join this site to " learn about atheism or agnostics ", man , wrong avenue to my opinion and taste . This is ...

glennlab replies on Jan 17, 2019:

@skado Why if you have responded to everyone else without belittling them, do you find it necessary to suddenly get butt hurt and say that someone is not welcome in the conversation?

@Admin If I were a believer, wondering if I might be missing something, and decided to take a look ...

Pralina1 comments on Jan 17, 2019:

First of all , I am not here to make any religious people welcomed or debate w them or to promote my abcense of beliefs in gods and devils via my " good behavior ". If any religious people join this site to " learn about atheism or agnostics ", man , wrong avenue to my opinion and taste . This is ...

glennlab replies on Jan 17, 2019:

@skado The Senate is a place for discussion, not personal mail, if you don't want comments and can't refrain from snarky you may be the problem you seek to address.

Isnt this the truth?

BeeHappy comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Neither are a laughing matter until put into a meme! ???

glennlab replies on Jan 16, 2019:

You got that right

America, fk yeah! Although this could be Canada too.I can't make out a State.

glennlab comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Someone left the truck out in the rain, I don't think that I can take it, it took so long to make it and I'll never have that shot again.

glennlab replies on Jan 16, 2019:

@actofdog I could imagine finding this truck in east Texas, but I would not drive it with some of the "hunters" we have here.

Live and learn

mistymoon77 comments on Jan 16, 2019:

One more brick should have done it.

glennlab replies on Jan 16, 2019:

Voice of experience?

Careful eating those feelings

phxbillcee comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Gee, thanks Denny's, now if only you sold booze in your restaurants, too!

glennlab replies on Jan 16, 2019:

problem is most of their business comes from people that already drank somewhere else and they don't get there until after drinking hours are up.

A fumble in the forest?

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2019:

We have got to get that pun specific groan emogie

glennlab replies on Jan 15, 2019:

@BeeHappy number 3 would be best, I'm on my computer, so unless it's on a drop down menu, I don't know how to do it. I have spent the last 50 years working on the computer, so I never had the will to learn the cutesy stuff. I fought getting a cell phone until I retired, because I didn't want the intrusion and quite frankly, there are no emergencies in accounting. There are emergencies in retirement.

Win a national championship, get McDonalds

SleeplessInTexas comments on Jan 15, 2019:

I want a chocolate fudge dipped ice cream from McDonald's! Grab me one please!

glennlab replies on Jan 15, 2019:

@AntaresRose I thought it was just there to take up space, I've never seen anyone get an ice cream at McDonalds

We got this

Captnron59 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

It's not?

glennlab replies on Jan 15, 2019:

Not supposed to be.

Win a national championship, get McDonalds

SleeplessInTexas comments on Jan 15, 2019:

I want a chocolate fudge dipped ice cream from McDonald's! Grab me one please!

glennlab replies on Jan 15, 2019:

I'm sorry, but the ice cream machine is currently out of order

We got this

Rudy1962 comments on Jan 15, 2019:

But I want to be the craziest mofo

glennlab replies on Jan 15, 2019:

You're on your way!

Artistica Amazonia

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2019:

I was an athlete, I dated athletes, this is not what I find attractive.

glennlab replies on Jan 15, 2019:

@Rossy92 Good night and peace to you and yours.