Now that it's officially elf on the shelf season, let the duel memes begin, I'm just going to open ...

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Me baby with the scabbies. Humping the door will make it sore. Once you go door you always want more. I'd be the wood if I could.

glennlab replies on Nov 23, 2018:

You are on a roll.

I used to end up like this

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Let the dog do it next time...

glennlab replies on Nov 23, 2018:

@Zoohome Yours might if size were equal to aggression, but no such luck.

My new exercise program

Boogey comments on Nov 23, 2018:

I laughed my ass off

glennlab replies on Nov 23, 2018:

second part of the program

Got to make that extra cash, and burn out some eyes.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 22, 2018:

I have a feeling that any strip club that would have you dance is not one I'd frequent!!!

glennlab replies on Nov 23, 2018:

@Pralina1 Thank you for your support.

Got to make that extra cash, and burn out some eyes.

Boogey comments on Nov 23, 2018:

I'd throw you a dollar

glennlab replies on Nov 23, 2018:

Thank you

Now that it's officially elf on the shelf season, let the duel memes begin, I'm just going to open ...

Boogey comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Bitch with an itch

glennlab replies on Nov 23, 2018:

Twat near the pot?

Just got Tickets to Pink in Las Vegas in April, I couldn't get them when she was coming to Dallas, ...

Minta79 comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Enjoy. Her live shows are amazing.

glennlab replies on Nov 22, 2018:

So I've heard, plus the Vegas shows are normally excellent. My hotel is just across the street from the T-Mobil Center, so it's walking distance on concert night.

I have a sinking feeling about this one.

KKGator comments on Nov 22, 2018:

That is SUCH a dad joke. LOL

glennlab replies on Nov 22, 2018:

What do you expect from an old dad?

They show so much good stuff on Food TV.

Science-guy comments on Nov 22, 2018:

I am surprised to see the crusts still on. Lol

glennlab replies on Nov 22, 2018:

That was covered later in the show, I can't sit through a whole segment.

One more hour and then just two more Holidays to resist telling people to fuck off ?

Zoohome comments on Nov 22, 2018:

that is about the American Jesus freak that went to the endangered tribe in India, right? dumbass https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-46286215

glennlab replies on Nov 22, 2018:

Since he was in India, I think the phrase "Karma is a Bitch" really serves the situation well. The missionaries claimed India had revoked the no visit law, Indian government said it hadn't and charged all the people responsible for getting him to the island with his killing.

I like dogs and I love women, cats are tolerated.

RavenCT comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Don't give me ideas. I have one of those. ;-)

glennlab replies on Nov 20, 2018:

a man or a dog?

This is a cold one.

Livinlife comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Yeah but is that thing behind him going in or out? If it's going out he's on a toilet, but if it's going in he's fucked.

glennlab replies on Nov 20, 2018:

Why 4 you want to make it about sex? I like the way you think!

If you're at my house and tell me it's too cold, I'll tell you to grow up and gain a few pounds.

Livinlife comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Well, my name isnt Brenda but I have the rest covered

glennlab replies on Nov 20, 2018:

You're welcome any time then.

I post this somewhere nearly every xmas. Time to come again.

Livinlife comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Oh the weather outside is frightful? haha

glennlab replies on Nov 20, 2018:

cum again?

I post this somewhere nearly every xmas. Time to come again.

RPardoe comments on Nov 19, 2018:

I hope that is snow on our clothing.......

glennlab replies on Nov 20, 2018:

With palm trees, you better hope it's sand.

Paying it forward for the next bad pun meme

Pralina1 comments on Nov 19, 2018:

This face on the right ????

glennlab replies on Nov 19, 2018:

But he has such pretty blue eyes to go with that expression. lol

Before anyone has a heart attack, no animals were harmed in making this meme

Livinlife comments on Nov 19, 2018:

I just hugged my kitty Delilah... Lol

glennlab replies on Nov 19, 2018:

@Livinlife My old cat that passed away in the spring, was an inside only cat in the winter and an outside cat as soon as the weather got nice. As he got older, nice weather had to be better and better. When he wanted out, you couldn't stop him and he would trip you if you didn't get out of his way when he wanted in.

The Nun...pencil

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Sister Mary Margaret, the bitch from hell.

glennlab replies on Nov 19, 2018:

@stevebrt I thought that was a drawing of the Sister Mary Margaret from the catholic school down the street.

Before anyone has a heart attack, no animals were harmed in making this meme

Livinlife comments on Nov 19, 2018:

I just hugged my kitty Delilah... Lol

glennlab replies on Nov 19, 2018:

@Livinlife All the ones at my house are outside (feral) cats and if they see a carrier or a trap kitty went from a size2 lap warmer to a size 16 not gonna put me in that thing.

Before anyone has a heart attack, no animals were harmed in making this meme

Livinlife comments on Nov 19, 2018:

I just hugged my kitty Delilah... Lol

glennlab replies on Nov 19, 2018:

Just don't leave them laying around in my yard. lol

It's a mystery

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Did you see the one where the woman "lost" her phone after inserting it in her vagina. https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/woman-sues-samsung-for-1-8m-after-cell-phone-gets-stuck-inside-her-vagina/, I know it's not true but it is still worth a laugh.

glennlab replies on Nov 19, 2018:

@Livinlife that was the bet.

Look who is here for a visit to St Louis! We met up in St Louis and went to see the famous arch.

azzow2 comments on Nov 19, 2018:

He had stopped out here in the land of nowhere sometime back on his adventures.

glennlab replies on Nov 19, 2018:

I haven't decided whether I'm flying or driving, but if I drive I will be going right past you again April 12. I've got tickets to Pink in Las Vegas. It's too far off to see what the weather will be, and that is my primary determining factor.

Ha ha ha ha ha

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

He's really stuck up.

glennlab replies on Nov 19, 2018:

@tnorman1236 Turnabout is fair play

Chump says, "There is no reason for these massive, deadly and costly forest fires in California ...

RobertNappi2 comments on Nov 19, 2018:

What do you expect an illiterate, incompetent,incapable, arrogant asshole to say?

glennlab replies on Nov 19, 2018:

I would hope he says "guilty, Your Honor"

Smart dog!!!

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Mine used to do that all the time, especially after a night out chasing the bitches

glennlab replies on Nov 19, 2018:

@phxbillcee He knew that before we rescued him, We knew he was our dog when he escaped over the front fence, then jumped the fence back in when the dog catcher came by.

Look who is here for a visit to St Louis! We met up in St Louis and went to see the famous arch.

IrishTxJudy comments on Nov 19, 2018:

That’s great you two could meet up

glennlab replies on Nov 19, 2018:

@Hathacat and the same can be said for you.

Look who is here for a visit to St Louis! We met up in St Louis and went to see the famous arch.

IrishTxJudy comments on Nov 19, 2018:

That’s great you two could meet up

glennlab replies on Nov 19, 2018:

@Hathacat You're making me blush.

Look who is here for a visit to St Louis! We met up in St Louis and went to see the famous arch.

Davekp comments on Nov 19, 2018:

Wicked!! So all you people just might be real!! Not just my personal Truman Show. ???

glennlab replies on Nov 19, 2018:

She's the fourth person that's on site that I've met, Everyone has been pretty much exactly what I saw in their profile and interactions with them. This is a good spot to begin community and make friends.

One thing, yeah, one thing, looks like another...

glennlab comments on Nov 16, 2018:

You're trying to make me think and all I want to do is veg,

glennlab replies on Nov 17, 2018:

@phxbillcee Where did you think I got the veg idea from?

Evolution: Here's the proof

phxbillcee comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Always use lube!

glennlab replies on Nov 16, 2018:

@MsDemeanour no farther up, the tip is fine.

Although I've been celebrating now for a week,ish.

slydr68 comments on Nov 16, 2018:

I have two comments...1.) yummy, and 2.) do any of you men give a fig about them being different sizes at all?

glennlab replies on Nov 16, 2018:

As long as it's an even number, I'm good.

Fuck the prudes.

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 16, 2018:

That is one firm breast

glennlab replies on Nov 16, 2018:

rock solid

One for all the moms out there, I drink because I still haven't lost my pregnancy weight (it's been ...

Tomfoolery33 comments on Nov 16, 2018:

When were you pregnant?

glennlab replies on Nov 16, 2018:

Sympathy pregnancy, that's my story and I'm sticking to it. lol

Fuck the prudes.

Pralina1 comments on Nov 15, 2018:

That face ? But I see y u couldn't notice it Mr Glenn ??????

glennlab replies on Nov 15, 2018:

In my defense, I did go back and look after it was pointed out lol

Cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good... .

RobertNappi2 comments on Nov 15, 2018:

I can hear the soundtrack for Jaws!!!!

glennlab replies on Nov 15, 2018:

@balou that one is about to get slippery

Fuck the prudes.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Masculine face, but well-formed breast!

glennlab replies on Nov 15, 2018:

didn't even notice the face, we're the same age, you feeling OK?

Wash my clothes out in the bathtub on a wash board.

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2018:

act as the TV remote control and antenna adjuster.

glennlab replies on Nov 15, 2018:

@HardBlues69 it was a real job, you always hoped for hour long shows, so you wouldn't have to stand by the TV and do the channel clunker to see what else was on. lol

Useful book

Snickers77 comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Who eats when they're high on coke?

glennlab replies on Nov 15, 2018:

makes cooking easy peasy

Please do this for me today ! Facts of the Day Today is World Kindness Day. Be nice to everyone.

Triphid comments on Nov 13, 2018:

Since every day should be World Kindness Day, I'd like to humbly suggest that the following be done.

glennlab replies on Nov 15, 2018:

mine are kind of flappy, and people tell me to put a shirt on

I'll start. My family is coming. GO!!!

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Get off the Turkey. Daddy passed out again. What's the special sauce? You never loved me. The police are here. Daddy's mistress is here. Hey, let's watch Fox. Trump is still President.

glennlab replies on Nov 15, 2018:

I don't think I can top that. well played.

Here's one to keep an eye on. Already making strange Pro-Christian comments. [agnostic.com]

Pralina1 comments on Nov 15, 2018:

How do u make it a link instead of posting name / picture ? I ve just run to one that claims to be 58 yr old , looks like less than 30 to me , and she claims to be at least batman / wonderwoman / plus Spider-Man for the activities and things she claims she is up for . Oh . Also " knows how to love ...

glennlab replies on Nov 15, 2018:

don't know how to do it on a phone, but on a computer, click on the address bar, control c, then in your text control v.

Normal is sooo boring

Livinlife comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Some of my favorite people are some kind of ass

glennlab replies on Nov 14, 2018:

same here

Normal is sooo boring

Sticks48 comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Unless you are serial killer crazy, I agree. If so , you might want to get a handle on that.

glennlab replies on Nov 14, 2018:

@Rudy1962 we meet on Tuesdays, behind the Burger King

Edited for your amusement! My favorite park where I come from.

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2018:

You can almost see the ocean and trees.

glennlab replies on Nov 14, 2018:

@Hathacat I figured the site had eaten it, as it has been know to do in the past.

Edited for your amusement! My favorite park where I come from.

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2018:

You can almost see the ocean and trees.

glennlab replies on Nov 14, 2018:

@Hathacat I knew where you were talking about, just wanted to rattle your chain since the pic didn't post originally.

When in times of trouble

Pralina1 comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Thank u Mr Glenn .

glennlab replies on Nov 14, 2018:

You're welcome.

Edited for your amusement! My favorite park where I come from.

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2018:

You can almost see the ocean and trees.

glennlab replies on Nov 14, 2018:

@Hathacat If I didn't know better, I'd swear that that is Northern California. lol

Name's seed.

Xanadutoo comments on Nov 14, 2018:

I am changing my name ?

glennlab replies on Nov 14, 2018:

Going to be a busy time at the magistrates office

He died in a plane crash in 1973 at age 30, but he gave us some great music, didn't he.

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2018:

I'm just going to throw this out there, names I can recognize sometime, pictures even less, but without a reference to his work, I have no idea who this is.

glennlab replies on Nov 14, 2018:

@Ray13 thanks for the edit in the post, it makes much more sense now.

He died in a plane crash in 1973 at age 30, but he gave us some great music, didn't he.

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2018:

I'm just going to throw this out there, names I can recognize sometime, pictures even less, but without a reference to his work, I have no idea who this is.

glennlab replies on Nov 14, 2018:

@Ray13 I have to agree, I'm familiar with his work, but I don't remember ever having seen his picture. I think all of us should remember that just because we know something, others may not be as familiar with our references.

I've converted.

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2018:

that one is getting old

glennlab replies on Nov 14, 2018:

@yanic about the fiftieth variation I've seen, but I see a lot of crap.

If I were a parent, this would be a teaching moment to talk about consent and responsibility.

MarkDM1 comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Would that be considered child abuse, and if so wouldn't the alternative be neglect.

glennlab replies on Nov 14, 2018:

Look to the animal kingdom for clues, violence is used only to the extent necessary to get the point across, coercion and positive learning is used most often.

I've converted.

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2018:

that one is getting old

glennlab replies on Nov 14, 2018:

@phxbillcee got to agree

last time I train for any sport without checking it out first

MichelleGar1 comments on Nov 13, 2018:

Now I want to know what kind of training did you do! Lol

glennlab replies on Nov 13, 2018:

I'm not telling, but you know it involved a heavy bag and a speed bag

It's War!!!

phxbillcee comments on Nov 12, 2018:

Grammar Nazi on my own post (tho I didn't create it) Jesus' not Jesus's!

glennlab replies on Nov 13, 2018:

it's a meme, BFD, it irritates the fuck out of me, but with so many being type and send, mistakes will be made.

@pralina1 Thor ready to go on a car ride - on my priusc. ??

Pralina1 comments on Nov 12, 2018:

This is amazing . I think your giant is also very gentle and happy , there is no other explanation how he fits into the car so nicely . U have definitely taken away any second thoughts of mine too . This is possible ! He is so sweet looking btw ♥️♥️♥️♥️Thank u for letting me see this...

glennlab replies on Nov 12, 2018:

@Zoohome you figure, "one time won't hurt" but 3000 times later you realize who trained who.

@pralina1 Thor ready to go on a car ride - on my priusc. ??

Pralina1 comments on Nov 12, 2018:

This is amazing . I think your giant is also very gentle and happy , there is no other explanation how he fits into the car so nicely . U have definitely taken away any second thoughts of mine too . This is possible ! He is so sweet looking btw ♥️♥️♥️♥️Thank u for letting me see this...

glennlab replies on Nov 12, 2018:

You've got to train them from the very beginning, or you'll pay for it for years after. (that is the voice of experience speaking).

In case you have that one relative that starts fights at holiday dinners.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 12, 2018:

My lick no one would go, and leave after dinner. I'd overeat, and be like I really gotta go! Forgot what I did and there is no tp. I'd go farther and shorten the plunger handle. IT WAS A ONE IN A MILLION SHOT DOC!

glennlab replies on Nov 12, 2018:

may as well grease it up too, then.

Can't do this anymore, can you?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 12, 2018:

Coffee??? I've been using bourbon!

glennlab replies on Nov 12, 2018:

more calories in bourbon, good catch.

from a friend of mine.

RavenCT comments on Nov 12, 2018:

I'm bringing this over to FB - and maybe a few other places. Thanks!

glennlab replies on Nov 12, 2018:

Always feel free unless i have stated not to share in the post.

How many times has this happened to you?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 12, 2018:

You have a friend???

glennlab replies on Nov 12, 2018:

2

As we get ready for Thanksgiving dinners remember.

Pralina1 comments on Nov 12, 2018:

I don't get it . What's the difference ?

glennlab replies on Nov 12, 2018:

@Pralina1 sorry

It seems so wrong, but who am I to judge young love.

MojoDave comments on Nov 11, 2018:

LMAO! One looks a bit horny!

glennlab replies on Nov 12, 2018:

Just hope he's not into butt sex

Happy Sunday!

glennlab comments on Nov 11, 2018:

Almost all of these sign fuck ups are intentional. The idea is to get people talking about it, then them. Churches are urged to push the limits to draw attention to themselves. It worked, we who are not even interested in what they are selling are talking about their ad.

glennlab replies on Nov 11, 2018:

@phxbillcee When i was in administration, I frequently had to explain that there was a theological side and a business side to the church, my job was to run the business side and not defend the theological side.

It seems so wrong, but who am I to judge young love.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 11, 2018:

Neither of them look all that young!

glennlab replies on Nov 11, 2018:

but their love is, don't you know.

Happy Sunday!

glennlab comments on Nov 11, 2018:

Almost all of these sign fuck ups are intentional. The idea is to get people talking about it, then them. Churches are urged to push the limits to draw attention to themselves. It worked, we who are not even interested in what they are selling are talking about their ad.

glennlab replies on Nov 11, 2018:

@phxbillcee oh hell yes. At the newspaper,(Christian) we had a batch that we would send to the local churches if they asked, about 200 different suggestions. We updated itr with new material about once a month.

Possums come with a lot of baggage. Our lives are however, mercifully short.

Zoohome comments on Nov 11, 2018:

Are there like 9 babies on her? I adore these little guys

glennlab replies on Nov 11, 2018:

My dog used to kill the newly separated babies, take them to his chewing spot, then go look for another, when he got back, the dead one would have gotten up and wandered off. Since he left, I have one that comes for the cat food if I don't bring it in.

Up a little early, so still groggy while I wait for my coffee to brew.

SukiSue comments on Nov 11, 2018:

Same to you!

glennlab replies on Nov 11, 2018:

@SukiSue did it rain after the hooligans down the street tp ed your yard? That white stuff whose name I shall not utter looks cold.

Trump on gun violence.

Our_existence comments on Nov 11, 2018:

This is a very sad truth. tRump was bought by the NRA

glennlab replies on Nov 11, 2018:

wouldn't you know Don the con would sell something several times, the Russians already owned him, and he sold himself to the NRA and white supremist.

I turned down a guy for a date late last night at the market.

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

I had a roommate that didn't drive, and was next to worthless if you took him along shopping. All he wanted was junk food. Prepackage crap, and not even the name brand crap, but the stuff that will be safe in a nuclear war shelter. I hated buying it, but I did and I cooked the good stuff for me. ...

glennlab replies on Nov 11, 2018:

@Hathacat That is the understatement of the year. For the last 3 years, he was just here to take care of my dog and cat when I traveled. The cat died last spring, and I really didn't expect my dog to make it through the summer. Thankfully he died before I had to tell him it was time to go.

the real Donald...

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

too funny, but his mushroom is too big.

glennlab replies on Nov 10, 2018:

@LucyLoohoo Got me on that one, still laughing.

Kinky Aviary Sex

Sheannutt comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Lol ???

glennlab replies on Nov 10, 2018:

what she said.

I think V-8 considers it a smoothie!

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Tomatoes a veggie by act of congress and the courts.

glennlab replies on Nov 10, 2018:

@Hathacat It was ruled that way for the purposes of tariffs, without regard for scientific evidence.and the EU has declared carrots a fruit and not a vegetable

Skeeter checking out the snow.

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

What is that white stuff? He appears to be on the right side of the barrier.

glennlab replies on Nov 10, 2018:

@Hathacat No more hiding in the leaves for them

I think V-8 considers it a smoothie!

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 10, 2018:

I love that! I also love tomato juice!

glennlab replies on Nov 10, 2018:

I buy it by the case for cooking, I like the taste better than straight tomato juice.

I think V-8 considers it a smoothie!

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Tomatoes a veggie by act of congress and the courts.

glennlab replies on Nov 10, 2018:

@Hathacat Supreme court decision https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nix_v._Hedden

Oh yes, the good old days, rockin on a Saturday night.

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Adjusted for inflation, fuel prices are the same in the US (or less} since the pope was a nazi. When I about 16 or so, fuel was less than a dollar.

glennlab replies on Nov 10, 2018:

When I was 16, gas was 18 cents a gallon

Good Morning Girls and Boys...

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 10, 2018:

1457 haha that's me..

glennlab replies on Nov 10, 2018:

@Cutiebeauty no commas in your reply, I read it as 1457 not 1,4,5,7

He Did It. He Colluded

KKGator comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Wouldn't put it past him. As long as it isn't Princess Invanka, I have no doubt that he wouldn't hesitate to throw any of his offspring under the bus.

glennlab replies on Nov 10, 2018:

@KKGator just noticed the nausea emoji, that really applies here

He Did It. He Colluded

KKGator comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Wouldn't put it past him. As long as it isn't Princess Invanka, I have no doubt that he wouldn't hesitate to throw any of his offspring under the bus.

glennlab replies on Nov 10, 2018:

Her he might throw under the bed.

Good Morning Girls and Boys...

CtoJustinC comments on Nov 10, 2018:

I can definitely appreciate some of these.

glennlab replies on Nov 10, 2018:

give yourself a few years, then you'll really understand

Good Morning Girls and Boys...

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 10, 2018:

1457 haha that's me..

glennlab replies on Nov 10, 2018:

commas, it took me a minute lol

& a few more just to get over Ron getting serious...

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 10, 2018:

I sure do wish I could have a drink but baby isn't old enough! Lol

glennlab replies on Nov 10, 2018:

@Cutiebeauty I was saying it will seem like 2 years until you have it, The longest month of my life was the last week of my ex-wife's pregnancy.

Good review

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 10, 2018:

The white house?

glennlab replies on Nov 10, 2018:

if it is, they need to do several courtesy flushes, the shit really stinks.

Just when you thought it was safe...

Sticks48 comments on Nov 10, 2018:

No surprise. The state is shaped like a dick!

glennlab replies on Nov 10, 2018:

remeber the rock band named after it, limp biscut.

& a few more just to get over Ron getting serious...

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 10, 2018:

I sure do wish I could have a drink but baby isn't old enough! Lol

glennlab replies on Nov 10, 2018:

Long as you don't breastfeed, only like 2 more years to go, at least it will seem that long.

Which one brings back your memories? Mine is 3 and 4 ?

SukiSue comments on Nov 10, 2018:

I remember how heavy number two was! You couldn't talk very long before your hand got tired of folding the handset.

glennlab replies on Nov 10, 2018:

but at least the cord didn't kink up.

Well... today..

Zoohome comments on Nov 9, 2018:

Wow! I just learned that too. By the way, I won a whole jar of candy corn today!!! Yay to me! (Argh) We were at a fall celebration at my kids school, and they had that game - guess how many candy corn in the jar. Too bad the prize is the jar full of candy itself. ??? We won! Lol

glennlab replies on Nov 9, 2018:

won and lost, way to double up. lol

Well... today..

Pralina1 comments on Nov 9, 2018:

Man , this is the worse candy ever if u ask me ! I never had one of these until I came to USA , and it look so pretty and colorful , and it's just a piece of tasteless sugar ?

glennlab replies on Nov 9, 2018:

that's the best description I've seen so far.

They don't know any better

Captnron59 comments on Nov 9, 2018:

That's why aliens probe!!

glennlab replies on Nov 9, 2018:

but I thought those were anal probes.

I never read the label

phxbillcee comments on Nov 9, 2018:

Never read the can, either, but I don't drink the stuff, or Jager. If I want caffeine with my booze I pour a shot in my coffee!

glennlab replies on Nov 9, 2018:

You've got that right

Found my parking spot

Livinlife comments on Nov 8, 2018:

Id like my steak med rare please

glennlab replies on Nov 9, 2018:

not a problem, run inside and pick one out.

Next time I see Sophie and Skeeter, I have goals!

MarvelAnn comments on Nov 8, 2018:

I wish my cats would dig car rides. Taking my dogs for rides was always fun. My cats have full on panic attacks in the car.

glennlab replies on Nov 9, 2018:

my cats run as soon as I open the door, much less go for a ride.

We all know that one stoner.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Nov 9, 2018:

I've had to look for myself before, I just didn't have help.

glennlab replies on Nov 9, 2018:

touching yourself in the dark doesn't count lol

And that is why I haven't put up a tree in 10 years.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Nov 9, 2018:

That's gonna take awhile.

glennlab replies on Nov 9, 2018:

3 years and counting lol

Communication is key.

Anniemae comments on Nov 8, 2018:

I overthink everything!

glennlab replies on Nov 8, 2018:

@germangirl90439 sorry, but I had to.

Communication is key.

Anniemae comments on Nov 8, 2018:

I overthink everything!

glennlab replies on Nov 8, 2018:

@germangirl90439, @Shouldbefishing you're both overthinking,

It could be worse....

Boogey comments on Nov 7, 2018:

How much worse could it get?

glennlab replies on Nov 8, 2018:

when he finds out they are not self cleaning and cum smells like urine when it gets old.

Usually only play with em and dont save them, kinda liked this one....

Heidi68 comments on Nov 8, 2018:

Really nice! Do you still have the original?

glennlab replies on Nov 8, 2018:

@Frankjd you did good work with it,

Ann Coulter says:

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2018:

Ann has been pissed ever since Kansas sent that house to kill her sister.

glennlab replies on Nov 8, 2018:

@phxbillcee There's a reason you can't copyright jokes, they come at you in different forms for multiple directions and you can't really say where it really came from.