Happy Monday, y'all! Let's get to it!

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2020:

You fed it after midnight!

When we dump Trump they go too!!!!!!

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2020:

I see a whole new round of nepotism laws coming to prevent this from happening again.

TOTAL FRAUD!!!!!!

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2020:

Facts that repubs ignore.

Good Morning!!! Good News!!!!! Got through to Unemployment and I qualify!!!!!! Will be able to ...

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2020:

My excuse is because they are racist.

Yeah it sure does

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2020:

Just a few examples

Remember Clippy?

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2020:

So true

A simple rule...

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2020:

here, here!

Need I say ANYTHING?

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2020:

Now they know how to treat seniors, $4 lunch.

The article said it was not disclosed as to why the swabs were scrapped.

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2020:

They have to be made in a sterile environment, any person walking through much less all of the people in his group would be cause to scrap a run. I'm willing to bet that they only fired the line up while he was there the immediately shut down for decontamination.

Something you don't see every day.

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2020:

Her eye are bigger than her...

Clever product placement.

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2020:

So that;s what the chill meant.

I’m intrigued about something I’ve noticed recently.

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2020:

Some people get wrapped up in all kinds of things, some are a little OCD about points, some DGAF. I try not to let the little things irritate me, (they do, but I am learning to deal with it). What you describe has been going on since I joined the site and probably before then. It hurts no one, but can be a little irritating. I think people tend to notice as they become more aware of their own point situation. People nearing 8 often point beg, and most members are happy to help them out.

Oh good. You can save time trying it on.

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2020:

I decided to start shopping in the maternity section, but they had nothing in the 48th month department.

Hi Everyone ! Hope to get a chance to meet you. Don't be afraid to say hi ... Toby

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2020:

Welcome

Sad but true ...[agnostic.com]

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2020:

nothing that cold

Sometimes prejudice is misguided ...[agnostic.com]

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2020:

Neither of either

When I was a kid I thought the waiter was saying super salad instead of soup or salad.

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2020:

Nice circular comic

Going to need a shitload

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2020:

need more

Boob implants ...

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2020:

I always wondered how they got them so plump.

Trump's Crowd [twitter.com]

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2020:

I thought the same thing.

I am a fan of finding solutions to problems.

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2020:

Civilian review boards, that review everytime a cop draws a weapon, be it a gun, a tazer, pepper spray, mace or any other weapon. Body camera on every officer and vehicle, if you turn it off during an arrest, it is a felony and can be used as an affirmative in civil cases for police brutality. You'll lose a lot of cops, but they can be replaced.

Ewww gross!

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2020:

....

Trump Calls the New Jobs Report a Great Day for George Floyd After welcoming a surprisingly ...

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2020:

They forgot to include over 4 million "ready for work, still employed, but no work available" but even so he was celebrating over 13% unemployed. With the number of adults of working age at the lowest level since record keeping began.

Trump shares Candace Owens interview saying ‘George Floyd was not a good person’

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2020:

Keep fanning the flames Donnie, you're going to get burned.

GEORGE FLOYD DEATH Two Buffalo officers charged with assault over police shoving 75-year-old man to ...

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2020:

We are currently blessed with a multitude of people that are willing to record actions that were only he said/he said before. The police haven't realized that just because they turn their cameras off, that is not the only record left. There needs to be a sea change of attitude from militaristic policing t community policing.

Trump in Maine: Puritan will throw away coronavirus swabs

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2020:

I believe this factory is the one that found out about minuscule contamination right after the "new" super sensive DNA tests came out. Seems an employee couldn't handle the bundling of the swabs with gloves on so she didn't wear her gloves. Her DNA contaminated several police swabs, leaving them to look for a serial murder, burgler, rapist. The last one is when they knew it was contamination and not a suspect. Pretty sure they knew that jerky wad would contaminate anything that they ran, so they didn't plan on shipping anything during his visit and then had to decontaminate the entire factory floor again.

Spain really imposed a strict lockdown regime with massive fines, but it is paying off.

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2020:

"A couple of months ago, Spain was the worst affected nation in the world!" I believe that was before the Trump told you to hold his beer.

Well, after all this time of being quarantined, finally had a few friends over to the house for ...

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2020:

Love what you've done with the place.

Someone is missing the fucking point

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2020:

Since it wasn't CS gas, they thought they were technically correct, but the Geneva convention includes all classes of tear inducing, mucus membrane irritating gases as tear gas. Whoever issued that statement should be exposed to all three of the gases and see if they can tell the difference.

Yellowstone safe now. New info for the pool!

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2020:

Whew, almost blew my chances of winning at 2020 Bingo In case you want to read the article https://www.sciencealert.com/eruptions-in-yellowstone-s-past-suggest-its-most-violent-days-might-be-behind-it

Lets do that

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2020:

I want to make sure they do the 40 lashes and spear in the side thing, no good without them.

So this post is partially Hello from Florida and partially please tell me I’m sexy...

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2020:

Looking good!

Who had Yellowstone?

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2020:

I had murder hornets

Two for you

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2020:

damn, you're good

Well He wanted a wall ,but who would have thought it would be around the White House!

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2020:

That's the wall we asked for, and he couldn't even get that right

Hahaha.....

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2020:

Did they assume no one would be watching them...very closely.

Quick and easy...

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2020:

or move the computer into the bedroom.

Don't they mean dildough?

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2020:

I can see someone trying to slip that in the breadbasket

Saturday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2020:

Happy caturday.

A little more jeebus humour...

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2020:

third one was great

So - for those of you, like myself, who wouldn't mind finding a partner, it seems yet more ...

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2020:

I don't know that I have any real deal breakers that are set in stone. My biggest qualifier is that we can be friends. If that happens, then the possibilities are endless.

how many times a day do you say this?

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2020:

way too many.

I laughed out loud at this

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2020:

Way too funny, good job

Digging through some old memes: (yes, the mobile home “park” is an actual place)

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2020:

good ones

Rand Paul Says Secret to Social Distancing Is Making Everyone Despise You | The New Yorker

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2020:

Damn he's good at it. How do you support lynching?

Anyone else feel way overdue for a haircut?

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2020:

I feel shaggy, and I trust that my person is very careful, Texas has been allowing haircuts for about 2 weeks I think; however I am going to wait a few more weeks.

As Simon & Garfunkel used to sing...

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2020:

I've come to talk to you again, like everyday!

He knows some tricks!

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2020:

I've heard of brain farts, but not brain flags, not enough there to power a fart.

Meet the Sarcastic Fringehead.

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2020:

squatty body complex?

Yup, juuust like that.

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2020:

It's easier to understand civil rights violations than it is the virus, so logical shift.

Another vacation shot to hell.

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2020:

I feel your pain.

Gift from the wife.

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2020:

Kiss, Kick, Kill 2 out of 3 are not good.

DC Mayor/City Counsel has 'BLACK LIVES MATTER' painted on the road to the White House in HUGE Yellow...

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2020:

Why don't they throw it in tweety's face? Since they have closed all the streets you can see from the whitehouse, I guess this was as close as they could get.

Cotoneaster Any good advice on how to trim that painful bush.?

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2020:

Pretty much a common mistake that every gardener makes at one time or another. Planting a plant without taking into account its mature size. I've done it myself more times than I care to admit. The best advice is to move either it or the surrounding plants to where they can be happy. There is no easy cure. I had to do a little research on the proper pruning. Like many plants there are a multitude of varieties, so unless you have the right variety for your spot, it will be a constant battle to rein it in. It has a size it wants to grow to, remove all other plants inside that area. When you trim, go back to the last joint on the branch. Most cotoneasters only require minimal trimming if it takes more than that, it is the wrong plant for that space. So either change the plant or change the space.

I found this small ad. in Amateur international golfing monthly!

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2020:

wouldn't even open the cv.

Some Cartoons

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2020:

Captured his essence

[edition.

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2020:

Anytime a lawyer fires a client, particularly a high profile case. You can bet that there is a ton of stuff that the lawyers found out that they didn't want to get tarred with.

I had recently been experimenting with making small steamed omelets, in ramekins, inside my rice ...

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2020:

sounds like an experiment to try.

Sort of reminds me of an old friend.

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2020:

nice haircut

My one Iris has finally bloomed.

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2020:

It is not one I have seen before, but there are so many varieties. Nice flower though.

With everything else going on this seems too much but I have just lost a good friend.

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2020:

It always hurts to lose someone, my sympathies.

My daughter and I were having a conversation earlier.

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2020:

I say politics is a full contact sport, you've got to get down in the dirt with them and don't let them come up for air.

I took a drive with a friend over to the west side of Kauai yesterday, the farthest I've been away ...

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2020:

impressive

[refinery29.com] 23 and me DNA kit -biological father essay. Should we be using these kits??

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2020:

As the only red haired light skinned person in my father's extended family I had to listen to rumors for 20 years until my cousin was also born with red hair. Once I had the DNA test done, and it showed the rumors were false and it was kind of fun to rub it in. ( my dad died when I was 11 months old)

History meme.

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2020:

I wonder who commissioned it, the happy couple imortalized in stone?

I wonder...

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2020:

Must have been good to get its own monument,

You tell 'em Smudge!

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2020:

Something is fishy here.

When donald trump came out of hiding this week.

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2020:

Remember, you can't have both.

Who would imagine that there is an actual National Old Maids Day 06/04/2020

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2020:

If you look hard enough you can find a day that we celebrate almost every aspect of life. Years ago most groups decided to stop asking for permission and simply decided they would take a date. When the sky didn't fall, other groups followed suit.

Just How "Dumb" is a Post?: [dailykos.com]

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2020:

I read the Post article and the fraud on the voter registration is just one of the problems. The zoning for his residence states that no person may live there more than 21 days per year and no more than 7 consecutive days. The zoning board could pull his certificate of occupancy. He could have a worse fiasco than when he told the Nevada Gaming commission that he didn't have to follow there rules. He still doesn't have a gaming license in LV. Making it the only major hotel without one.

Please welcome another old friend to the group.

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2020:

Welcome @MissKathleen .

And now, a word from Santa Claus.

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2020:

I've been telling everyone that the COVID got him so it was canceled

Please welcome @bobwjr to the group. Feel free to post some interesting for us.

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2020:

Welcome, Bob

It's Thursday! What's a food you're craving right now?

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2020:

Since I have always done all the cooking and shopping, not really craving anything except human contact.

Think I could have predicted this: [thedailybeast.com]

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2020:

given a choice trump will always go for the low road, it is the way bullies think and act.

Ramen to that! (This is why aliens won't stop by...)

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2020:

@SlippingBeauty @Beowulfsfriend @BestWithoutGods The puns are strong with this one.

SMUDGE is at it again.

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2020:

That's one busy cat.

Isn't that romantic.

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2020:

Now that's using your head.

Ain't it the truth.

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2020:

Even he checked out early.

Shower thoughts...

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2020:

good pot

B. A. C. O. N.

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2020:

couple more

Has anyone dated a narcissist? Breaking up might be freeing but still hurts.

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2020:

Yes, but there wasn't enough room for 3 in the relationship, me, her and her ego.

[cnbc.com] Guess Who is Scared....

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2020:

tweety's all a twitter, when the going gets tough, he bugs out.

Must be an atheist park. Although, I though we were pro puppers...??

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2020:

So many questions, I don't know where to begin.

Behold! My latest A1c no longer indicates diabetes.

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2020:

congrats

It's Wednesday! That means we're funny today 😁

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2020:

going to stay with an animal group

Sceptre Amethyst

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2020:

love it

Pick your Chonk.

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2020:

Yes, all 4.

B. A. C. O. N.

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2020:

Ahhhh bacon.

Tales (tails?) of a dog named "Bullet".

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2020:

I have always felt sorry for people that didn't have dogs, they have to pick up their own food when it hits the floor

Nokia water test.

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2020:

getting a little punny.

Cheese and groan alert.

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2020:

Can't say you didn't warn me.

Ten Smudge vs Blonde

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2020:

I haven't laughed like that in a while, thanks

You know shit's up when the pornhub message boards talk about covid 19 in a serious manner...lol

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2020:

All I got was a message to come back later when they had new material.

I’m off to bed again.

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2020:

One of my favorites by her.

Some lovelies from the walk around my yard (pasture) yesterday.

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2020:

Is that poison ivy mixed in just to see if we were looking.

Alrighty then.

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2020:

Great reviewed, works as advertised, was it delivered on time?

A little dark humor.

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2020:

Shocking!

Agreed......

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2020:

Nothing beats pineapple, lobster and shrimp on a pizza, especially if eaten on a beach under a coconut palm. Going to miss that this year. Lobsterfest in Belize was canceled for this year.

The wannabe dictator

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2020:

throwing that word around rather loosely