This one might be offensive, to shorts.

KKGator comments on Dec 28, 2018:

What in the actual fuck?

glennlab replies on Dec 28, 2018:

Come on, I know you have seen worse at Wally World. lol (another reason I avoid the place like the plague)

As you look for New Years resolutions, here's a start.

KKGator comments on Dec 28, 2018:

No one wants to wear pants.

glennlab replies on Dec 28, 2018:

And I don't as often as I can get away with it.

I'm trying to be a role model, WTF

Captnron59 comments on Dec 28, 2018:

I don't eat beans... but... what's wrong with cool beans?

glennlab replies on Dec 28, 2018:

nothing as long as it's not an expression.

This is for all the drama queens out there!

Captnron59 comments on Dec 28, 2018:

You talkin to me?

glennlab replies on Dec 28, 2018:

@Captnron59 I've seen it here and other boards I'm on, it pisses me off that they are not open about being offended before doing any reporting, about the only thing I'll report is child porn.

This is for all the drama queens out there!

Captnron59 comments on Dec 28, 2018:

You talkin to me?

glennlab replies on Dec 28, 2018:

No but I bet they know who they are.

I invited some friends over for dinner, I don't think that they are going to like it.

MissKathleen comments on Dec 28, 2018:

I like your friends!

glennlab replies on Dec 28, 2018:

@MissKathleen about 12-15 hours driving(Dallas)

I invited some friends over for dinner, I don't think that they are going to like it.

MissKathleen comments on Dec 28, 2018:

I like your friends!

glennlab replies on Dec 28, 2018:

@MissKathleen It's become somewhat of a tradition, pig out on lobster and crab, then fix a hot seafood chowder for the bowl games.

I invited some friends over for dinner, I don't think that they are going to like it.

MissKathleen comments on Dec 28, 2018:

I like your friends!

glennlab replies on Dec 28, 2018:

They have great taste.

I invited some friends over for dinner, I don't think that they are going to like it.

Detritus comments on Dec 28, 2018:

Just do not let them name dinner before cooking it. A couple of nieces were on a trip where we bought fresh live lobster for dinner. They played with and named them. And were horrified (as only California liberal teenagers can be) at how their pets were going to become dinner. Both ran into ...

glennlab replies on Dec 28, 2018:

@creative51 it can, if I had to purchase your friendship.

I invited some friends over for dinner, I don't think that they are going to like it.

Detritus comments on Dec 28, 2018:

Just do not let them name dinner before cooking it. A couple of nieces were on a trip where we bought fresh live lobster for dinner. They played with and named them. And were horrified (as only California liberal teenagers can be) at how their pets were going to become dinner. Both ran into ...

glennlab replies on Dec 28, 2018:

the lobster and crabs were the friends I was having for dinner.

Intermission...

glennlab comments on Dec 27, 2018:

8 out of 16 is not intermission, it's the story.

glennlab replies on Dec 27, 2018:

@phxbillcee I've searched and can't find it.

Intermission...

glennlab comments on Dec 27, 2018:

8 out of 16 is not intermission, it's the story.

glennlab replies on Dec 27, 2018:

@phxbillcee no I had a long nap this afternoon and am trying frantically to catch up.

So talk to a real person

Pralina1 comments on Dec 27, 2018:

Don't talk to me on the phone ever ??? my accent is thick after 23 yrs here ? Ordering Chinese does not happend .? Btwen their accent and my accent , nobody gets it right . Thank gods Pizza Hut u can order on line , so it's still food coming into my place on these days . And like thick accent is ...

glennlab replies on Dec 27, 2018:

There are many people that if you tie their hands they can't talk. My grandfather had such a thick Cajun accent, that if you were away from him for any length of time, you had to relearn how to listen to him.

Hey everyoneone, I’m so lonely emotionally. I just feel bad.

Pralina1 comments on Dec 27, 2018:

Hi Julius , When I feel lonely and lost I listen to this simple funny song ? I hope u find your grapes or your lemonade . Don't quit asking and don't stop offering . https://youtu.be/MtN1YnoL46Q

glennlab replies on Dec 27, 2018:

got any grapes?

That hooker has got some big ass hoofs on her, my guess... it's a trans.

glennlab comments on Dec 27, 2018:

Grab a shovel, there's work to do.

glennlab replies on Dec 27, 2018:

got 2 for you

That hooker has got some big ass hoofs on her, my guess... it's a trans.

glennlab comments on Dec 27, 2018:

Grab a shovel, there's work to do.

glennlab replies on Dec 27, 2018:

@mistymoon77 They were always a little rough on the beaver.

POW! Right in the childhood!

phxbillcee comments on Dec 26, 2018:

It's still amazing the movies that can do that to me! But, I blame it all on allergies!

glennlab replies on Dec 27, 2018:

one of the advantages of living alone is that no one knows when you blubber at the tear jerkers

Single again.

Freethinkingxx comments on Dec 26, 2018:

LOLOLOL, love the Fuck the Steelers addendum, made my whole night!

glennlab replies on Dec 26, 2018:

steelers made me laugh too.

Got a new phone and I cannot find agnostic app in the Apple store.

KKGator comments on Dec 26, 2018:

I am not using the app. Just accessing via internet.

glennlab replies on Dec 26, 2018:

@MissKathleen I have one computer that I only use for for tax programs, at some time during an update, it turned on the wifi function to connect using the local wifi. I was unaware until I walked into my office and the computer was busy doing an update with the internet cable out.I was six kinds of pissed since the best security is not being connected. The explanation I got was that it made it easier to update but if I wanted to I could opt out. I thought I had when I disable the wifi function. Software engineers are inherently evil sales people that want inside your system.

I guess fastest ain't always fittest!

Zoohome comments on Dec 26, 2018:

I work with many of those. Amazes me

glennlab replies on Dec 26, 2018:

You know it's bad when you check with the parents to see if they had any children without childhood trauma

This pretty well sums up my attitude.

Detritus comments on Dec 26, 2018:

It does depend on what the disagreement is all about. Go in for genocide and no respect no liking. Racism, homophobia, misogyny, bigotry, etc also make respect VERY hard for me. OTOH you can root for Alabama while I am a Husker fan, like and respect all possible. (But not for the Packers, of ...

glennlab replies on Dec 26, 2018:

@phxbillcee Those bitches made the playoffs, not going to trust them until they bring the Lombardy trophy home though.

Certain humans as well 😂😂😂

Zoohome comments on Dec 26, 2018:

Soooooo true!!! ????? What about when they enter the car? You open everything possible, including sunroof, crank up the air to harass the dam fly and they still can't figure out how to get out.

glennlab replies on Dec 26, 2018:

@Pralina1 I gave him 500 miles to get out, and I must have rolled the windows down a dozen times or more, finally the window was down, and he decided to just sit next to the opening, I wasn't going to take a chance of having him bug me all the way to Dallas.

Certain humans as well 😂😂😂

Zoohome comments on Dec 26, 2018:

Soooooo true!!! ????? What about when they enter the car? You open everything possible, including sunroof, crank up the air to harass the dam fly and they still can't figure out how to get out.

glennlab replies on Dec 26, 2018:

I had one that refused to leave from Las Vegas to Albuquerque. He died a horrible death smashed against the door he wouldn't fly out of.

Peter Popoff is promising money if we will just let him send us a free sample of his Miracle Spring ...

glennlab comments on Dec 26, 2018:

He normally comes on late at night after the sober ones have gone to bed. But it is good comedy. I remember him seeking out bids for advertising when I was at the newspaper, I was really proud when they told me I didn't have to even prepared a bid, just tell them we weren't interested in their ...

glennlab replies on Dec 26, 2018:

@freeofgod It normally takes a few years of turnover before people forget about bill dodging, This is a time of the years when many of the ad people are off and they have fillers that are more interested in numbers than getting paid. Ads normally go down with lower viewership, so yeah they are cheaper.

This pretty well sums up my attitude.

Detritus comments on Dec 26, 2018:

It does depend on what the disagreement is all about. Go in for genocide and no respect no liking. Racism, homophobia, misogyny, bigotry, etc also make respect VERY hard for me. OTOH you can root for Alabama while I am a Husker fan, like and respect all possible. (But not for the Packers, of ...

glennlab replies on Dec 26, 2018:

I said I don't "have to agree with you" not if you are a despicable human being. Being a racist et al makes you despicable, being a husker fan just makes you a little harder to like than if they were still in the big 12.

This pretty well sums up my attitude.

Captnron59 comments on Dec 26, 2018:

I dislike the misuse of the nuclear disarmament symbol....

glennlab replies on Dec 26, 2018:

@Captnron59 we were always told it was the wave off symbol, for no landing, stop, not safe.

This pretty well sums up my attitude.

Captnron59 comments on Dec 26, 2018:

I dislike the misuse of the nuclear disarmament symbol....

glennlab replies on Dec 26, 2018:

flagman two arms down.

@Admin Any chance that all the likes would be possible on Profile photos?

MsAl comments on Dec 26, 2018:

Not true I have a "haha" on one of my pictures. Threw me off because without context I wasn't sure what they meant by it.

glennlab replies on Dec 26, 2018:

@Donotbelieve it has changed, much better than the blank stare I was getting.

One of the largest problems with religion.

MissKathleen comments on Dec 26, 2018:

Why I don’t believe in religion.

glennlab replies on Dec 26, 2018:

one of my favorite quotes attributed to Gandhi, was: I don't mind your Christ, it is your Christians I don't trust.

The apples and onions in store from the harvest, are now getting old.

glennlab comments on Dec 26, 2018:

It looks like you used an egg white wash on the crusts, I do that, but I add a little bit of brown sugar. It looks rough, but the taste more than makes up for it.

glennlab replies on Dec 26, 2018:

@Fernapple depending on the pie, I will also add a little of the spice to the egg

@Admin Any chance that all the likes would be possible on Profile photos?

MsAl comments on Dec 26, 2018:

Not true I have a "haha" on one of my pictures. Threw me off because without context I wasn't sure what they meant by it.

glennlab replies on Dec 26, 2018:

@Donotbelieve You've turned into a faceless avatar, you were so cute before.

@Admin Any chance that all the likes would be possible on Profile photos?

MsAl comments on Dec 26, 2018:

Not true I have a "haha" on one of my pictures. Threw me off because without context I wasn't sure what they meant by it.

glennlab replies on Dec 26, 2018:

I think it changed rather recently, because I know that i could chose other emojies before, but I can't now.

Sad but true.

EMC2 comments on Dec 26, 2018:

You know, every time I hear the word draft dodger I cringe . I too cannot stand orange cakes but I must admit I was willing to leave the country during Viet Nam. Fortunately, for me and not my friends, I was not called with Nixon's lottery. But I was willing to sacrifice much to avoid Viet Nam ...

glennlab replies on Dec 26, 2018:

He was not a draft dodger, he was a draft evader, from 1964-68 he had a legit student deferment, (draft dodging), from 68-72 he had an illegal temporary medical deferment (1Y), from 1972 until the end of the draft he had an illegal unfit for service under any circumstance status(4F)until the end of the requirement in June 1975. He never entered the pool of eligibles, instead took illegal means to evade the draft (fake illness). I served 6 years active, 2 active reserve, and I respect your decision to avoid the draft, and cheer your good luck at not having to. I was not quite so lucky, my number did come up, and i hated cold weather (Canada and Sweden) and did not speak Spanish (Mexico) so I was limited. I admired the courage of those willing to give up all that they knew for a decision of conscience, but to fake it, I had no respect for.

Thanks to Eric, from FB! (Yeah, he visits there & not us. It hurts me, too!)...

Livinlife comments on Dec 26, 2018:

Yeah, four is a crowd!

glennlab replies on Dec 26, 2018:

sausage fest.

Got a new phone and I cannot find agnostic app in the Apple store.

KKGator comments on Dec 26, 2018:

I am not using the app. Just accessing via internet.

glennlab replies on Dec 26, 2018:

I may be a dinosaur, but I put as little on my phone as I can get away with, I don't trust anything that transmits data that might get intercepted.

Don't know if this has been posted here yet, but the time is now.

Livinlife comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Still good! Lol

glennlab replies on Dec 25, 2018:

Thank you.

My son and I went out to dinner last night and we both have been a bit sick since then! Hope your ...

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

get well

glennlab replies on Dec 25, 2018:

@Hathacat Take care of yourself, and get plenty of rest.

Ok this one has to stay up no exceptions this time

HippieChick58 comments on Dec 25, 2018:

That may prevent me from ever sleeping again. Thanks for posting! Do I have enough wine in my house to forget I ever saw that???

glennlab replies on Dec 25, 2018:

Ladies, that is clearly in need of Everclear eraser. Wine and normal liquor are just not to to remove that sight from your mind. lol

Got a little theme going

LucyLoohoo comments on Dec 25, 2018:

YES! If I were a praying kinda' woman...I'd be lighting candles, playing with my beads and LOUDLY intoning prayer for NOTORIOUS RBG's continued good health!

glennlab replies on Dec 25, 2018:

@LucyLoohoo I haven't seen it, I have been a fan of her work.

Got a little theme going

LucyLoohoo comments on Dec 25, 2018:

YES! If I were a praying kinda' woman...I'd be lighting candles, playing with my beads and LOUDLY intoning prayer for NOTORIOUS RBG's continued good health!

glennlab replies on Dec 25, 2018:

She is one tough cookie.

If I could find nativities like this, I'd start collecting again!

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

I'm going to just say it, i recognize the creature as being from scifi, but can't place them.

glennlab replies on Dec 25, 2018:

@Kafir Thank you,

Government shut down.

Triphid comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Do you mean that the President can shut down the Government at will? What sort of Government is that?

glennlab replies on Dec 25, 2018:

@Triphid Trump is the culmination of over 40 years of Reaganism and revenge for catching Nixon. I don't blame only Trump, he is the distraction while the republicans plunder the national treasury.

Best read in Micheal Dorn's voice.

HippieChick58 comments on Dec 25, 2018:

No, he has no honor, no goodness, no intelligence, no morals, no dignity, no compassion, no decency. And that is just the tip of the iceberg.

glennlab replies on Dec 25, 2018:

You go girl.

Got a little theme going

steve148 comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Very funny

glennlab replies on Dec 25, 2018:

I try

Imagine no religion

mistymoon77 comments on Dec 25, 2018:

I have had this post for many years and periodically bring it out as a reminder to the xians that think they are above and beyond everyone else.

glennlab replies on Dec 25, 2018:

I've been posting it on FB for the last 5 years, it is a good one.

What a freak

phxbillcee comments on Dec 25, 2018:

It was me, & I had a book!

glennlab replies on Dec 25, 2018:

Bill, unplugged!

Not complaining, I'll try again

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

not going to touch that one.

glennlab replies on Dec 25, 2018:

@phxbillcee I was talking about the comment, the dishwasher appears to be in working order once it's unboxed.

Merry xmas from trump.

joe1334us comments on Dec 25, 2018:

The Words of a Traitor! The Words of a Nazi! The Words of a Hater!

glennlab replies on Dec 25, 2018:

You are being much too kind.

Government shut down.

Triphid comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Do you mean that the President can shut down the Government at will? What sort of Government is that?

glennlab replies on Dec 25, 2018:

@Triphid It's no more power than he has over any other law, both houses have to pass it, then he can sign it or veto, if 2/3 of each house voter to override , it can become law without his signature. The only real difference is that you can actually see the result of the failure to govern in real time. Just one more failure in a miserable run of failures.

Just what this country needs

Alvinsmama comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Sad that people can't forget that they also have a past. The most beautiful First Lady we have ever had. I don't care what she's done previously. She's doing a wonderful job as FIrst Lady. Haters gotta hate. Makes me angry and sick.

glennlab replies on Dec 25, 2018:

I don't care about her past, she is currently enabling the worst POS in this nation's history and she is just as guilty of the graft and corruption as he is.

Vintage Christmas Advertisement?

HippieChick58 comments on Dec 24, 2018:

For me, a Christmas gift from a SO should not have a cord attached to it. I'd be happier with someone to run the Hoover for me. Oh wait, I do, it is called a Roomba, which I bought for myself.

glennlab replies on Dec 24, 2018:

@HippieChick58 Thank you. We thought so, but it got old defending our choices. I have always been a little non traditional when it comes to gift giving. I prefer functional over sentimental, and consumable is always good.

Sometimes I do NOT just jump out of bed!

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

I went through all of those waking up this afternoon.

glennlab replies on Dec 24, 2018:

@Hathacat In reverse order, yes, new pic, I cropped my son's graduation pic. I finished the smoker, now I have to modify the wood for it . After I get it out of my office, I will get a pic. OI was never so relieved when I found out it had wheels on it. Its over 100 pounds so moving it was going to be a problem.

Vintage Christmas Advertisement?

HippieChick58 comments on Dec 24, 2018:

For me, a Christmas gift from a SO should not have a cord attached to it. I'd be happier with someone to run the Hoover for me. Oh wait, I do, it is called a Roomba, which I bought for myself.

glennlab replies on Dec 24, 2018:

@HippieChick58 I agree wholeheartedly, I have never given a household appliance for a holiday or birthday present. The most grief I ever took was my first married Xmas, I bought his and her rod and reels. Everyone thought I was being mean, but she and I went fishing almost every weekend during the summer, and she really wanted one of her own.

Vintage Christmas Advertisement?

HippieChick58 comments on Dec 24, 2018:

For me, a Christmas gift from a SO should not have a cord attached to it. I'd be happier with someone to run the Hoover for me. Oh wait, I do, it is called a Roomba, which I bought for myself.

glennlab replies on Dec 24, 2018:

some presents are better with a cord attached, they can eat batteries like a starving teenager.

Government shut down.

Triphid comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Do you mean that the President can shut down the Government at will? What sort of Government is that?

glennlab replies on Dec 24, 2018:

He can only shut it down when he refuses to sign budget bills. It is more smoke and mirrors than an actual shutdown. We used to have one budget bill, and if there was no agreement, the entire government shut down, except for essential services, so about 60 % of the government continued operating even during a full shut down. Now there are separate budget bills for varying departments, so no shut down has or ever will be complete.

3 Years In Prison, 2 Porn Star Pay Offs and A Putin in a Penthouse

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

I would hope that since we are at war, treason would be punishable by death.

glennlab replies on Dec 24, 2018:

@LucyLoohoo I'd love to see him convicted, then have to spend time in prison while it wandered through the court system, for a person like him to have all the trappings of wealth removed would prove to be hell.

3 Years In Prison, 2 Porn Star Pay Offs and A Putin in a Penthouse

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

I would hope that since we are at war, treason would be punishable by death.

glennlab replies on Dec 24, 2018:

@LucyLoohoo that has never been tested in the courts, the law states "during time of war" it doesn't specify declared.

It's been a very tough and confusing year for so many of us.

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

I'm going to enjoy it and if cupid comes, so be it, if he doesn't, I was looking for someone before he reared his head.

glennlab replies on Dec 24, 2018:

@SukiSue It's the only one I've got, so I'm going to stick to it.

The Best!!

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

That's new fangled tech, only a few hunnert years old, he means like fire, but he still struggles with the concept of grammar, spelling, reading, and being a decent human.

glennlab replies on Dec 24, 2018:

@LucyLoohoo I'm not even sure he graduated, he is not listed in any of commencement announcements from Wharton, and he has never held any job where they would have required him to prove that he actually had a degree. The college will neither confirm or deny that he did anything more than attend there for a year.

CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?

GipsyOfNewSpain comments on Dec 24, 2018:

You Got Me Good... I was about to Block You for Being a Devious Righteous. Good Work... Almost check my PM.

glennlab replies on Dec 24, 2018:

Glad I could be of service.

CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?

Mofo1953 comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Hmmm, how come I got a brand new and perfectly working iPhone10?

glennlab replies on Dec 24, 2018:

?? I guess you're older & wiser.

One of my new faves.

MichelleGar1 comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Hahahahaha!!!! The snowmen have hard ons!!! Hahahahaha!!!

glennlab replies on Dec 24, 2018:

I didn't even see that

CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?

HankSherman comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Do you feel royally screwed???

glennlab replies on Dec 24, 2018:

No just normal.

And upper back, and thighs and neck and glutes too

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Just wait, it gets worse, much worse.

glennlab replies on Dec 24, 2018:

@Agamic sorry to hear that.

I don't see anything, do you?

Pralina1 comments on Dec 23, 2018:

And this is just the cover Mr Glenn ! I am reading the whole book that it comes with it , I am at page 230 as we speak . Fml !! But thank u for the reminder ?

glennlab replies on Dec 24, 2018:

@Pralina1 I thought about you , I just had to go pick up a friend who had had way too much to drink. Everyone knows that on holidays I stay in and avoid my normal haunts, so if they need a ride, I'll most likely be available. He had just gotten between two other drunks that were trying to fight and one of them caught him. He's a pretty big guy, so he was ok, but it could have been a lot worse.

I don't see anything, do you?

Pralina1 comments on Dec 23, 2018:

And this is just the cover Mr Glenn ! I am reading the whole book that it comes with it , I am at page 230 as we speak . Fml !! But thank u for the reminder ?

glennlab replies on Dec 23, 2018:

I hope you are feeling better, but at least you are laughing without your ribs hurting i hope.

And upper back, and thighs and neck and glutes too

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Just wait, it gets worse, much worse.

glennlab replies on Dec 23, 2018:

@Agamic You're still a youngster

The people who live in the apartment below are hoping it's a guitar too. :D

SukiSue comments on Dec 23, 2018:

There's no quiet way to do it. I had my son in the basement, the Attic, the garage....

glennlab replies on Dec 23, 2018:

The only way to really silence them is to get them to practice at a bandmates house.

Whoa!! Don't stop

Zoohome comments on Dec 23, 2018:

I guess this is one of the primate species that engage in sexual acts for pleasure not just reproduction. ?

glennlab replies on Dec 23, 2018:

It's not just primates, don't go swimming with the dolphins in a skimpy suit.

And upper back, and thighs and neck and glutes too

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Just wait, it gets worse, much worse.

glennlab replies on Dec 23, 2018:

@mishypop facepalm/ I mean faceplant

Sometimes all you need is? ?

jrobertson comments on Dec 23, 2018:

I can't even remember having sex!

glennlab replies on Dec 23, 2018:

That's what you get for living in Baptist land. lol

I noticed Ron seemed a bit miffed earlier, here's a few for him...

Zoohome comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Don't get mad. Walk away from whatever you are getting mad with. Definitely not worth the high blood pressure and other complications.. Now, speaking of the memes; that second meme gives me anxiety.

glennlab replies on Dec 23, 2018:

high places can do that, me too.

How Ron thinks he looks on his big night out...

BohoHeathen comments on Dec 23, 2018:

He’s working it...I can’t even walk in heels haha

glennlab replies on Dec 23, 2018:

It helps if you have size 12 feet, not nearly as small platform.

I don't see anything, do you?

Zoohome comments on Dec 23, 2018:

See what? I think you forgot to attach a meme or something. ??

glennlab replies on Dec 23, 2018:

@Zoohome The secret is out.

I don't see anything, do you?

MojoDave comments on Dec 23, 2018:

What message? ;-)

glennlab replies on Dec 23, 2018:

First liar doesn't stand a chance , eh?

I don't see anything, do you?

RobertMartin comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Something must be wrong all I see is a black box with no text or graphics.

glennlab replies on Dec 23, 2018:

I'm going to rate that pants on fire.

dick pic or dick pick?

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

or if it's on the internet

glennlab replies on Dec 23, 2018:

@Carin This is as close as I will get

Haven't heard a lot about the war on Christmas this year, but I post this somewhere every year.

MissKathleen comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Saving that.

glennlab replies on Dec 23, 2018:

I've been using it for at least the last 5 years, so feel free.

dick pic or dick pick?

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

or if it's on the internet

glennlab replies on Dec 23, 2018:

@Nightshade1313 That's my new go to when someone complains about dic pics, It used to be Nixon, but this is way funnier.

$5 Billion or a Shutdown

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

We don't negotiate with terrorist, unlike RR, GHWB, and GWB.

glennlab replies on Dec 23, 2018:

@Looking4-Others Thanks, I had mentioned to someone that theirs looked good and they suggested I do the same.

Oh, my! There may be a couple or several "someone's" getting a surprise!

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

burning love!

glennlab replies on Dec 23, 2018:

@Charity That's the song that was running through my head when I wrote that! Good catch.

A good diet is important ...

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

You've got that right. I only eat things with legs, for dinner and a bedtime snack.

glennlab replies on Dec 23, 2018:

@Cutiebeauty and i count anal fins as legs. My mouth, my rules.

A good diet is important ...

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

You've got that right. I only eat things with legs, for dinner and a bedtime snack.

glennlab replies on Dec 23, 2018:

@Cutiebeauty I didn't say i ate everything with legs, but that everything I ate had legs

moon shots 12/22

K8TE comments on Dec 22, 2018:

I went out to get a moon shot but it was too cloudy.

glennlab replies on Dec 23, 2018:

@K8TE It would probably sit in my camera case with the tripods, filters and all the other things that I should use but don't, but thanks for the suggestion and it may just end up in the back of my car.

Really?

Sticks48 comments on Dec 22, 2018:

I can't explain this state. It is a mystery how Austin ever blossomed into this island of liberalism in the middle of the state, and l was living here as it happened. Once it started it moved fast. It is a weird place.

glennlab replies on Dec 23, 2018:

@Sticks48 I was at SWTSU in 72, right before I got my draft number.

How many white-trash indicators can you find???

KKGator comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Oh FFS!!!

glennlab replies on Dec 22, 2018:

@KKGator yepp

How many white-trash indicators can you find???

KKGator comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Oh FFS!!!

glennlab replies on Dec 22, 2018:

Your relatives? asking for a friend.

The Animals - Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood [youtube.

CaroleKay comments on Dec 22, 2018:

I love the Animals but I dig the cover as well.

glennlab replies on Dec 22, 2018:

@Sticks48 A station in Texas or elsewhere.

Really?

Sticks48 comments on Dec 22, 2018:

I can't explain this state. It is a mystery how Austin ever blossomed into this island of liberalism in the middle of the state, and l was living here as it happened. Once it started it moved fast. It is a weird place.

glennlab replies on Dec 22, 2018:

Keep austin weird, move the politicians out. During Vietnam, the University represented a very large segment of the population, the hippies came and stayed and college student from around the state came to lobby for the lower drinking and voting age and stayed.

The Animals - Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood [youtube.

CaroleKay comments on Dec 22, 2018:

I love the Animals but I dig the cover as well.

glennlab replies on Dec 22, 2018:

@Sticks48 I try to remember where I was when i first heard the song, for this one it was it would have been fourth or fifth grade. and summer at the lake.

The Animals - Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood [youtube.

CaroleKay comments on Dec 22, 2018:

I love the Animals but I dig the cover as well.

glennlab replies on Dec 22, 2018:

You animal lover! They've been one of my favs since House of the rising Sun. mid 60s I'm going to guess.

The Animals - Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood [youtube.

MojoDave comments on Dec 22, 2018:

I definitely like the Animals version better. Probably because I'm an old fart!

glennlab replies on Dec 22, 2018:

same here.

moon shots 12/22

K8TE comments on Dec 22, 2018:

I went out to get a moon shot but it was too cloudy.

glennlab replies on Dec 22, 2018:

My biggest problem aside from the weather is the weight of the camera. I can't tell you the number of shots I've messed up with shaky hands.

moon shots 12/22

MissKathleen comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Always appreciate a celestial shot.

glennlab replies on Dec 22, 2018:

It was so clear when I was out for a bit, that I had to take my camera out and get a shot or two.

moon shots 12/22

RavenCT comments on Dec 22, 2018:

The Moon looked full here tonight but I swear it's not full for a few days? Now I have to check.

glennlab replies on Dec 22, 2018:

according to space.com The moon becomes officially full on Dec. 22 at 12:49 p.m. EST (1749 GMT), according to NASA.

i want to return my uterus for christmas.

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

I have tried to exchange an organ before, but she always gave it back when she was finished.

glennlab replies on Dec 22, 2018:

@Wildflower Sounds like we have a winner

That would be fun

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

I scream when I burn them, if that counts.

glennlab replies on Dec 22, 2018:

@phxbillcee Getting old beats the alternative.

It's a wreck.

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Kind of like his administration.

glennlab replies on Dec 22, 2018:

@MissKathleen I was being generous to the trucker

On Christmas eve

Captnron59 comments on Dec 22, 2018:

My spirits are... lemon haze, Elmer's glue, and mango og

glennlab replies on Dec 22, 2018:

@Captnron59 i just picked some up in Co. I never tried to grow that one. with all the new grow operations, getting any seeds is a new problem. We used to bitch about seeds in the pot, now with the really good stuff we bitch because it never has any seeds.

Silence of the gingerbread man

MojoDave comments on Dec 22, 2018:

An existential conundrum! I can't believe I just said that!

glennlab replies on Dec 22, 2018:

@Cutiebeauty Don't you hate when that happens?