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glennlab comments on Jan 30, 2020:

good ones

Hello everyone.

glennlab comments on Jan 30, 2020:

Welcome

Sounds like fun

glennlab comments on Jan 30, 2020:

We used to have a reporter on staff that was described as having a case of terminal perky.

WHAT TEXANS WANT A poll of Texas adults found that 3% say marijuana legalization is "the most ...

glennlab comments on Jan 30, 2020:

That just goes to show the number of issues that texans are concerned about. With a 22 way split, for most important, the real question should have been do you support legalization for recreational use, medical use? Are you in favor of decriminalization? These type of polls are done to establish a basis for push polls right before the primary and general.

There is scary inbreds down there 😳

glennlab comments on Jan 30, 2020:

From seeing Robert Frost, he may have been what you needed to look out for on that "less traveled" road.

Isn’t it ironic ?

glennlab comments on Jan 30, 2020:

Stopping before you do something right after you got thanked for doing it, how rude.

I think these are new ( to here) UUU memes

glennlab comments on Jan 30, 2020:

pretty good.

Why are ignorant rednecks in love with Trump?

glennlab comments on Jan 30, 2020:

It is best described as the Calvinist mentality. People that are rich are better and smarter, therefore they should lead. The true Calvinists believe that it is god that blessed the rich and if you're poor, you did something to deserve it.

Alien head hair trend.. how many cans of Aqua net did she use...

glennlab comments on Jan 30, 2020:

16

Hi! I am a newly declared agnostic and I was just wondering how you all decided to become agnostic ...

glennlab comments on Jan 30, 2020:

Welcome,

I'm toying with genetic identification programs like Ancestry and 23 and me.

glennlab comments on Jan 29, 2020:

It ended years of talking behind my back about my parentage, (I'm the only light skinned red head in my father's family or I was for over 20 years until my cousin was born). My half sister (same mother) was identified as a 1st cousin. It does allow you to see a lot of relatives you didn't know you had sometimes.

One day old man Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the Illinois State Fair.

glennlab comments on Jan 29, 2020:

oldie but a goodie

This time she is correct.

glennlab comments on Jan 29, 2020:

I think we need to repeal the 1906 law that limits the house to 435 members and require that no district be smaller than 110 % of the population of the smallest state. The only constitution requirement is that the house and senate must meet in the same city, not the same building. That would solve the electoral imbalance until an amendment could be passed. The problem is underrepresentation in the lower house of all but the smallest state, giving them more power than they deserve in all matters, not just the presidency.

“Velvet Beauty” Azurite, Malachite and Copper. Found in 1890 in Brisbee AZ

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2020:

Awesome

Hmm.......

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2020:

LMAO

I have this tree in my garden, a friend took the photo - [en.wikipedia.org]

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2020:

The closer to the equator you get, the meaner the plants become.

Needed social media buttons.

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2020:

Oh yes

Lip lickers??? 🤔 I have never seen these before, have you?

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2020:

They were great conversation/make out starters. IIf she asked if you wanted to taste her lipstick, you knew she was interested.

Please welcome new member @tuibguy to the group. Feel free to post whatever music turn you on.

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2020:

Welcome @tuibguy look forward to your contributions.

[youtu.

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2020:

loved it

Have a great day everyone

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2020:

Welcome, you also.

Cool site glad to finally be in a place that's accepting of my beliefs without censorship.

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2020:

Welcome

Spanking or time out. which one is the most effective?

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2020:

My son (36) is very respectful and has excellent manners, he was never spanked or hit by either his mother or me. He carried a 4.0 through HS, graduated Summa Cum Laude with his BS and had a 4.0 on his Masters. Violence was never an answer. We didn't use time outs either, simple reason, logic and being involved.

Soooooo true....

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2020:

and when you slow down to smell the roses, it's got a bee in it.

I've known people to do this to support their drug habits

glennlab comments on Jan 28, 2020:

I've had a couple of those. Never knew what to call them.

Reasons Not To Vote For Joe Biden: • He opposed Busing as a means to fight segregation.

glennlab comments on Jan 27, 2020:

I would vote for any of them over the waste of skin we currently have in the Whitehouse. I will not dignify your slander with anything more than a healthy fart.

Smudge returns again!

glennlab comments on Jan 27, 2020:

what it looked like

This just popped into my head.

glennlab comments on Jan 27, 2020:

I haven't heard this one in ages. Thanks.

The return of Smudge.

glennlab comments on Jan 27, 2020:

I'll have me a plate of that word salad.

weaponized pie

glennlab comments on Jan 27, 2020:

LMAO

Puuurrrrrrfect place for a nap.

glennlab comments on Jan 27, 2020:

dead cat, deader owner,

Second try! [latinosreadytovote.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 27, 2020:

good article

Who wore it better?

glennlab comments on Jan 27, 2020:

one on the right

This made me giggle. [cnn.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 27, 2020:

LMAO

just think about this for a few minutes

glennlab comments on Jan 27, 2020:

Way more than anyone else.

As I sit listening to the Impeachment, I was thumbing through my photos - some I may have shared ...

glennlab comments on Jan 27, 2020:

Thanks, it's been years and I still miss some of it.

Stolen from FB - Here is your warning - Please swallow whatever you are eating or drinking ...

glennlab comments on Jan 27, 2020:

and you have finished phase one of the colonoscopy prep.

Triple take .

glennlab comments on Jan 27, 2020:

Got #2 covered unless I die at the computer.

An American Hero who is a true right winger, has had enough.

glennlab comments on Jan 27, 2020:

It all has to do with the money. If he testifies under supeona , then the white house loses it's ability to censor his book and it can get published. $$$$

Todays triple

glennlab comments on Jan 27, 2020:

I can vouch for the towel rating.

I entered the room of a “ comfort measures only” pt last night , only bcz one of the nurses ...

glennlab comments on Jan 27, 2020:

Before each of my hospital stays, even if just overnight, I have made sure that the VA still had on file my living will, and that my advance directives were clear to the team that was working on me. I am sorry that you had to endure the charlatan and proud that you didn't show here the top floor exit.

Sorry if this is a repost.

glennlab comments on Jan 26, 2020:

No need to reinvent the wheel. Just go where some man has gone before.

I often resemble this meme.

glennlab comments on Jan 26, 2020:

same here.

Do young people wonder what 💾 originally refers to?

glennlab comments on Jan 26, 2020:

better than an 8 inch floppy disk. (had to correct auto-correct).

🍌 🍞

glennlab comments on Jan 26, 2020:

They are in my house. I keep a spare can of pumpkin in case there aren't enough bananas.

Man what a day.

glennlab comments on Jan 26, 2020:

I did something similar, I've got 5 chuck roasts smoked and in the big freezer. It was fresh and on sale so i jumped.

It does seem that way.

glennlab comments on Jan 26, 2020:

that's what I thought.

More UUU memes

glennlab comments on Jan 26, 2020:

actually pretty good.

Hate when that happens

glennlab comments on Jan 26, 2020:

something fishy about that.

It makes things hard right 🤔.

glennlab comments on Jan 26, 2020:

big ears.

Yup just imagine

glennlab comments on Jan 26, 2020:

pretty much what any mob boss has on their underlings.

Trump scaring republicans

glennlab comments on Jan 26, 2020:

Pretty well illustrates it accurately.

Do you understand why the national anthem is played before nearly every sporting event?

glennlab comments on Jan 26, 2020:

The practice gained a foothold during the cold war in line with the Olympic tradition of playing the anthem of the winning athletes. Part of the pompt and ceremony to make the contest seem more important than it is. More recently after 9-11. the Army paid the NFL and the networks to bring the teams out during the playing and to televise it to arouse patriotic feelings in the audience.

Trump Says He’ll Consider Cuts to Social Security and Medicare While much of the nation was ...

glennlab comments on Jan 26, 2020:

He's going after veterans pre-election for FY 2021 he wants to reduce benefits for 70,000+ disabled vets.

More mid-January roses from my garden this evening.

glennlab comments on Jan 26, 2020:

I'd be on the lookout for early mildew and black spot.

Has anyone else noticed that when anything happens or when someone does something no matter how good...

glennlab comments on Jan 26, 2020:

I think you are just being overly sensitive. Sometimes awareness leads you to be more aware when things are mentioned.

A duo .

glennlab comments on Jan 25, 2020:

neat kitties

Useless unsuccessful and/or Unpopular memes

glennlab comments on Jan 25, 2020:

not too bad, especially the horse.

Well. Maybe looks are deceiving

glennlab comments on Jan 25, 2020:

With a magnet, it it sticks, he's too dumb to use stainless, silver or gold.

Hit and run can be fun

glennlab comments on Jan 25, 2020:

That's not how it works, that's not how any of this works.

If anyone is familiar with rock identification perhaps you can help with this one?

glennlab comments on Jan 25, 2020:

Bob's right, it is most likely a geode, just not the way you are used to seeing them. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geode

How do people feel about pulling good guy (or good person) deeds as an atheist?

glennlab comments on Jan 25, 2020:

this

Newbie, come and say Hi! Looking for friendships with like minded people

glennlab comments on Jan 25, 2020:

Welcome.

The results are in...

glennlab comments on Jan 25, 2020:

That's a revenge child, someone had it in for him.

President Trump said he does not consider potential brain injuries to be as serious as physical ...

glennlab comments on Jan 25, 2020:

I hope he gets a head injury like Kennedy got in Dallas.

I’ve come across more info regarding the ultra rich and it sickens me.

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2020:

could you share the info?

Have you heard the good news?

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2020:

I've been listening to Bernie on the Thom Hartmann show since around 2006 until around 2016, I had a long introduction and have to say he hasn't changed much since he was Mayor, then congressman, then senator. Hillary missed her chance when she didn't take him as a VP on her ticket.

Well, if the American people have not seen enough of Trumps impeachment to realize what an utter ...

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2020:

I really like BBC's coverage so far.

This is hilarious! [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2020:

good one

Yup thats them

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2020:

I don't see the hearing protectors.

Futile argument.

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2020:

Circular logic.

Too bad....

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2020:

Question. Did he want to see one, make one, or eat one?

Yup no shit

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2020:

Never forget the chickens that supported Col. Sanders, not only were they slaughtered, but then they were stripped of all that made them chickens and they were sent to the four corners of the globe.

Very happy with what I chose to do with this one.

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2020:

nice, love the color

Not all it’s cracked up to be

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2020:

Adultery on the other hand 4.5 stars.

Gee, what a little make up can do, huh?

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2020:

This needs a drink your coffee before you read this notice, I've got a mess to clean up.

Happy Thursday! Today is bill pay day for me, and it's all done online.

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2020:

I use a twelve character password, I use a single credit card for all my on-line activity and monitor the shit out of it. I monitor my credit report weekly. I know that there is nothing completely safe, but I try not to be a soft target. I don't answer any of the quizes that use birthdays, or phone numbers to determine your "name" vigilance is the key, you need to jump in as soon as you see something and question everything.

Did you ever? I did and it was fun😊

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2020:

I couldn't paint inside the lines either, so back to the books.

Please welcome @sweetcharlotte who has joined the group.

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2020:

Welcome @sweetcharlotte.

[youtu.be] Smokie. - Lay Back In The Arms Of Someone.

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2020:

Never heard them that I remember, thanks for the intro.

This is a fable that my father told us once when I was around 11 .

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2020:

There is so much here from overindulgence to ingratitude. I love giving gifts that are well received, but hate giving them if they are expected. People that look the proverbial gift horse in the mouth, are lacking in something, and I normally don't like being around them. The fable gives a lot to think about, which is what they are supposed to do, thank you for sharing, it is a wonderful gift.

Maybe ☕☕👍😊😁

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2020:

I was going to say of those around me but KK beat me to it.

What is your happy color?🎃🖤

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2020:

Purple

Any of you Trekkies out there see this episode?

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2020:

Shouldn't that be Suloo behind Kirk?

Ah yes, that friendly reality check we all come to hate.

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2020:

Real wake up call.

Living in the rural midwest, most of our parents or grandparents shared these stories with us.

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2020:

I grew up on the gulf coast and heard those stories. It's like they didn't think we could figure out that the school was 3 blocks away and that it only snowed every 3-5 years.

So it turns out that Giant Clam Fucking could be an actual thing.

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2020:

Great satire.

Got a very bad case of cabin fever going on right now.

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2020:

I'm game

GETTING TOO EMOTIONAL: LINK TO FB: [a.msn.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2020:

Violence, the answer to right wingers every problem. A far right winger, murdered by an ultra right winger.

Sinning sounds fun!

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2020:

All fun things are either illegal, immoral, or fattening, or so say the religious.

My diet does suck

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2020:

some of my favorites.

🤪😊😂😳😃🤣😱☝️😆😀😎🧐

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2020:

so true

just moved to Little Rock, any suggestions on where to hang?

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2020:

Winter is yucky, but spring has moved back with your move. It will take a while to get used to the later spring and earlier winter. I'm sure that you will love the lack of nasty traffic and laid back attitude.

Is it faith or just natural selection asserting itself? [dailypost.ng]

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2020:

Stupidity is its own reward.

Could be a problem...

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2020:

I try, except for one thing.

The last Chick-fil-A in the UK is shutting down after months of nonstop protest / LGBTQ Nation

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2020:

I'm proud to say that it will do no good for me to boycott them since I have never been in one.

I love this little ditty. Is that wrong?

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2020:

Stealing

HI, Folks.

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2020:

Welcome, thanks for the volunteer work.

So true! I already raised you! Lol

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2020:

The struggles of adulthood.

Very happy to have discovered this site.

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2020:

Welcome.