Why did they have to lie ?

KKGator comments on Dec 17, 2018:

For me, it's not a lie. Being single IS great.

glennlab replies on Dec 17, 2018:

@KKGator I've never had one that didn't, at least until I started putting the lid down, the lab would lift up the lid even though he had a full water bowl.

Why did they have to lie ?

KKGator comments on Dec 17, 2018:

For me, it's not a lie. Being single IS great.

glennlab replies on Dec 17, 2018:

@KKGator You close their water bowl?

New scientific study released...

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

not even going to get baited.

glennlab replies on Dec 17, 2018:

@Cutiebeauty but you're a master at it.

A moment of silence to prepare for the party now that Sarah has announce an end to her rein of ...

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Just an aside

glennlab replies on Dec 17, 2018:

@EMC2 for best effect, do it anonymously, the struggle to figure out who the asshole is hilarious.

The French can be such a pain.

IamNobody comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Je ne sais pas.... ?

glennlab replies on Dec 17, 2018:

@IamNobody meant limited to

For some last minute gift ideas.

Mokvon comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Great idea.

glennlab replies on Dec 17, 2018:

done it several times, works great.

For some last minute gift ideas.

Pralina1 comments on Dec 17, 2018:

I like that !!!???

glennlab replies on Dec 17, 2018:

I've done it for some of my relatives (they're Catholics) but anonymously, so they won't know who to be pissed at.

A moment of silence to prepare for the party now that Sarah has announce an end to her rein of ...

LucyLoohoo comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Silence? I hear CHEERING!

glennlab replies on Dec 17, 2018:

they were younger and didn't need to rest before partying

The French can be such a pain.

IamNobody comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Je ne sais pas.... ?

glennlab replies on Dec 17, 2018:

@IamNobody My French is limited in the ways to say i don't understand or know or care.

The French can be such a pain.

Cast1es comments on Dec 17, 2018:

And here I thought the name Frankenstein , was German .

glennlab replies on Dec 17, 2018:

I just steal most of the memes I don't fact check them.

Sometimes all it takes is one bar.

dartagnan6666 comments on Dec 17, 2018:

What key was that chirp in?

glennlab replies on Dec 17, 2018:

something sharp

That sounds more like it.

OldGoat43 comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Now I know why I've never suffered from anxiety, depression.

glennlab replies on Dec 17, 2018:

@TheGreatShadow hallucinate, yes, but you would have to tie me down to watch yellow submarine again.

The French can be such a pain.

IamNobody comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Je ne sais pas.... ?

glennlab replies on Dec 17, 2018:

don't want to explain it. lol

True! What's wrong with people!

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

I take a vodka, size 1.75.

glennlab replies on Dec 17, 2018:

@dartagnan6666 For the last 30 + years the official sizes of liquor have been 30, 250,500,750,1 1.5, and 1.75. We still called them shot bottles, half pints, pints, fifths, quarts because that was easier than explaining the metric system.

But baby it's cold outside.

Cast1es comments on Dec 17, 2018:

I hear they've decided the song is too suggestive , to be played on public stations . We used to have censorship in the sixties .

glennlab replies on Dec 17, 2018:

George Carlin anyone?

Sometimes all it takes is one bar.

mistymoon77 comments on Dec 17, 2018:

tweet tweet https://youtu.be/u2vzTKh-O5c

glennlab replies on Dec 17, 2018:

not you too. a pox on your house. My you find feathers in every corner.

Face swap technology at its best

RavenCT comments on Dec 16, 2018:

@glennlab You do realize I meant "Share in my Memes group...." stealing...

glennlab replies on Dec 17, 2018:

yes, it was just a little false indignation, which subs for sarcasm, I'm actually flattered when someone "steals" a meme.

Who's going to tell her?

Tomfoolery33 comments on Dec 16, 2018:

No, but that bike does.

glennlab replies on Dec 16, 2018:

feel sorry for the seat.

Talk about a win win [oregonlive.

Freedompath comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Giuliani is making his last hoorah! All, these people connected to trump, make strange bed fellows!

glennlab replies on Dec 16, 2018:

As a lawyer, he is probably afraid of being included in the obstruction charges and the only give up he has is his law license since he holds no position of trust.

I am most likely, the bottom one, but that reminds me of the time I was a ....

phxbillcee comments on Dec 16, 2018:

& a t-shirt to go with it!

glennlab replies on Dec 16, 2018:

see the first exchange to go with it.

Sometimes all it takes is one bar.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Just to prove I'm evil... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4aQiFaCod8

glennlab replies on Dec 16, 2018:

no no no, not in my tummy

For all you out there in the 9-5 world.

eStop comments on Dec 16, 2018:

...just had to remind me, guess I better cap this Jameson whiskey, turn off Netflix and act like an adult. Thanks a lot... :-)

glennlab replies on Dec 16, 2018:

Irish whiskey is acceptable until 1:00 am on a work night.

Has anyone else had this happen to them?

readyforfun2024 comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Recently, i had to give Pumpkin a coarse of antibiotics, let's just say he won a few rounds but in the end i survived and the vet said that he was fine....i tried doing the put it way back on his tongue method which was by far the worst way.....he took the medicine best crushed up in moist cat food ...

glennlab replies on Dec 16, 2018:

The worst med problem I had was with my puppy when he got parvo, I had to give him antibiotics every four hours and force water down his throat since he wouldn't drink. Until he died, all I had to do to make his tail look like he had a second dick was to take out the turkey baster.

Finally a use for face swap software

RavenCT comments on Dec 16, 2018:

OMG! You so need to put that in Memes! ;-)

glennlab replies on Dec 16, 2018:

@phxbillcee lol beat you to it

For all you "technically" people

phxbillcee comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Even then, it would only be a "Frankenstein's Monster", not actually Frankenstein himself! I mean, to be technical!!!

glennlab replies on Dec 16, 2018:

I knew someone was going to point that out, so now we know, YOU are one of them,

Need a hug? PM me.

Skeptic66 comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Hugs, chocolate, even Russian lessons!

glennlab replies on Dec 16, 2018:

Have our new overlords already taken IL.? lol

We all need goals

phxbillcee comments on Dec 16, 2018:

I'm, sensing a theme here!

glennlab replies on Dec 16, 2018:

We all have that one sick relative that we follow for their memes, this one is from mine. And I am his.

I am most likely, the bottom one, but that reminds me of the time I was a ....

Paracosm comments on Dec 16, 2018:

I feel so attacked right now lol

glennlab replies on Dec 16, 2018:

Why are you the top one?

I am most likely, the bottom one, but that reminds me of the time I was a ....

Livinlife comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Look, a kitten! Lol

glennlab replies on Dec 16, 2018:

@Livinlife now what were we talking about?

I am most likely, the bottom one, but that reminds me of the time I was a ....

Livinlife comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Look, a kitten! Lol

glennlab replies on Dec 16, 2018:

squirrel!!

Teddy Roosevelt National Park, 15 September 2006.

Coffeo comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Nice photos. I had to Google it to find out it was North Dakota.

glennlab replies on Dec 16, 2018:

@Coffeo That is the 1 if you ever get the chance, I've been 15 times and am planning another trip next Sept if everything works out.

“Little man in the boat”

Haemish1 comments on Dec 16, 2018:

I’m working on that physique:)

glennlab replies on Dec 16, 2018:

Already got the physique, working on the tan

Talk about a win win [oregonlive.

TheDoubter comments on Dec 16, 2018:

giuliani is a trump ass kisser

glennlab replies on Dec 16, 2018:

@Science-guy Trump's all ass.

Lest we forget, Mike Pence was a one term Governor of Indiana, and even the Republican Party there...

KKGator comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Unbelievable how so many people still have no idea how bad Pence is. In many ways, he's even worse than 45.

glennlab replies on Dec 16, 2018:

He's much worse if for no other reason than he knows how to keep his mouth shut while he rapes you, unlike Trump that brags the whole time.

Talk about a win win [oregonlive.

HippieChick58 comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Idjit, all of them idjits.

glennlab replies on Dec 16, 2018:

I love when they say it's a perjury trap, what they are saying is lil donnie in incapable of telling the truth.

Teddy Roosevelt National Park, 15 September 2006.

Coffeo comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Nice photos. I had to Google it to find out it was North Dakota.

glennlab replies on Dec 16, 2018:

@Coffeo I have a lifetime pass to all of the US's national parks, have used it quite a bit, and I still have to look up some of the parks I have been to just to put in reference where they are. So don't feel bad about having to look it up, Many people wrongly assume that you you know where they are talking about. I'm guilty, too.

That sounds more like it.

OldGoat43 comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Now I know why I've never suffered from anxiety, depression.

glennlab replies on Dec 16, 2018:

@OldGoat43 69 for me.

Uh oh. He's got me paying attention to a damned football game. I think I'm in trouble here.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Get some popcorn, nachoes and chill.

glennlab replies on Dec 16, 2018:

@ProudMary I normally go way overboard with stuffed mushrooms, crumbled sausage, rice, peppers, topped with the cheese of the day.

Finally a use for face swap software

RavenCT comments on Dec 16, 2018:

OMG! You so need to put that in Memes! ;-)

glennlab replies on Dec 16, 2018:

OK, I will.

That sounds more like it.

OldGoat43 comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Now I know why I've never suffered from anxiety, depression.

glennlab replies on Dec 16, 2018:

Hoffman was originally researching migraine meds (ergot derivatives) when he made LSD and we have known of the medicinal properties of ergot since the time of the pyramids.

Uh oh. He's got me paying attention to a damned football game. I think I'm in trouble here.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Get some popcorn, nachoes and chill.

glennlab replies on Dec 16, 2018:

@ProudMary You snack well.

Self portrait, Wildilfe Sanctuary,ok, really,just ducks and geese, Lake Michigan looking towards ...

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

A ritual for me before I go out, put all the batteries (8) on the charger, they will lose charge just sitting in the feraday bags (spoken for experience)

glennlab replies on Dec 16, 2018:

@Frankjd I carry 8 batteries, I get about 1-300 pics per battery, depending on focus, flash, etc. I was only going to get 4, but the charger came with 2, the camera 2, and the 4 pack. Most times it is more than enough, but several parties, I've gone through 3 or 4 with no problem.

Heres a thought

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Can we keep a few republicans as pets? I know you need to feed them, walk them, etc. I also know you'd need a permit and special training to own one...

glennlab replies on Dec 16, 2018:

No, they are the pit bull fighting ring ex's that can't be retrained, Calm down pit bull people, I tried to add as many qualifiers as would make it plain I was not talking about normal pits, only the ones that had serious mental damage.

Finally a use for face swap software

Count_Viceroy comments on Dec 16, 2018:

What's the difference?

glennlab replies on Dec 16, 2018:

none that a non cat person would see. lol

I'm in line...

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

that one has a big butt.

glennlab replies on Dec 16, 2018:

@germangirl90439 when i say my best years are behind me, I mean I'm still packing em with me.

I'm in line...

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2018:

that one has a big butt.

glennlab replies on Dec 16, 2018:

@BeeHappy So line forms in the rear, so there with both of you.

What is it?

Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Instead of talking with women in bad relationships, try talking to single women. You won't be able to save a woman from the relationship she's already in...

glennlab replies on Dec 16, 2018:

great advice.

Monkey see monkey do.

Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 16, 2018:

I don't get it...

glennlab replies on Dec 16, 2018:

@mistymoon77 interspecies marriage?

In Las Vegas New Mexico this is about as low as I have seen gas in some time.

glennlab comments on Dec 14, 2018:

$1.85 earlier today at Costco. You out at the VA? Have you had a chance to check out the hot springs there yet?

glennlab replies on Dec 16, 2018:

@Nightshade1313 https://www.visitlasvegasnm.com/montezuma-hot-springs I haven't been yet, but it is free. There are quite a few within a few hours of where you live. the last two I visited in your area were Pagosa Springs and Indian Hot Springs in Idaho Springs. They have both been developed for a long time and can be a little touristy.

Monkey see monkey do.

Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 16, 2018:

I don't get it...

glennlab replies on Dec 16, 2018:

me either.

Trust in the Lord.... [m.facebook.com]

kenriley comments on Dec 16, 2018:

Damn, That got me laughing for a while.

glennlab replies on Dec 16, 2018:

I know literally lol

I know it has been photoshopped although I’m saying this without evidence

TheGreatShadow comments on Dec 16, 2018:

The stable genius only got to "c"...

glennlab replies on Dec 16, 2018:

He had to have help, they are in order.

What's everyone's favorite brand of coffee.

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2018:

I used to have to wait until I was in the Houston area or La. before I could get community Dark Roast, now one of the local Sam's carries it. one of my favorites along with Cafe Bustelo. I like to mix them 2:1.

glennlab replies on Dec 15, 2018:

@Nightshade1313 they have a chicory coffee, but they also have roast that don't have it. Outside the commissary on base, i haven't seen a chicory coffee in north texas, In La, when I am there, it's easy to find.

How many of us remember this interesting TV show?

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2018:

I think I watched it a few times, but it wasn't very interesting for a kid.

glennlab replies on Dec 15, 2018:

@Ray13 I just checked and it went of the air in 61, so I would have been 7 and not into nostalgia

How many of us had the 1970 Betty Crocker recipe system?

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2018:

My go to since 1977 has been "The Joy of Cooking"

glennlab replies on Dec 15, 2018:

@creative51 I found that once i figured out where our tastes differentiated, I could adjust the recipes to my taste.

How many of us had the 1970 Betty Crocker recipe system?

Hathacat comments on Dec 15, 2018:

No, just tons of cookbooks I will never use, lol.

glennlab replies on Dec 15, 2018:

same here

In Las Vegas New Mexico this is about as low as I have seen gas in some time.

glennlab comments on Dec 14, 2018:

$1.85 earlier today at Costco. You out at the VA? Have you had a chance to check out the hot springs there yet?

glennlab replies on Dec 15, 2018:

@Nightshade1313 There are free hot springs just outside of town, I keep meaning to stop there when i pass through. Aaron and I had discussed them when I visited him earlier this year.

No Sex With Trump supporter pledge

Zoohome comments on Dec 13, 2018:

Cigarettes, trump and religion - all deal breaker for me

glennlab replies on Dec 13, 2018:

ditto for me

I'll be so relieved when this month is over.

DoctoralZombie comments on Dec 13, 2018:

Agree. This month is a constant reminder of how real lives are vastly different from the commercialized hallmark ones that are marketed to us. I am ready for February already.

glennlab replies on Dec 13, 2018:

@DoctoralZombie Feb brings the Hallmark holiday of Valentine.

I'll be so relieved when this month is over.

DoctoralZombie comments on Dec 13, 2018:

Agree. This month is a constant reminder of how real lives are vastly different from the commercialized hallmark ones that are marketed to us. I am ready for February already.

glennlab replies on Dec 13, 2018:

Fake love time?

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Krysia22 comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Thanks for the info...knew very little other than he resigned in disgrace.

glennlab replies on Dec 13, 2018:

I was on active duty when it was all going down, and I thought I remembered a lot of "new law" being decided during the whole Nixon/Agnew affair.

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Pralina1 comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Thank u for posting this .!

glennlab replies on Dec 13, 2018:

I just did a little research after a question popped up in my head.

One of my favorite reasons why I like watch our fair parade.

Heidi68 comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Similar to the way they 'move' the longhorns through Old Town Fort Worth! Where are the horses from?

glennlab replies on Dec 12, 2018:

@Heidi68 No, I don't go out locally very much. Back in the 80s and 90s I would have to take our board of directors to the stockyards/ Billy Bobs for at least one night when they were in town. This was the last time i was there for Kinky Friedman's birthday party. (2 years ago). I've been in dallas 35 years, and still haven't been to the 6th floor. Almost all of my partying now is out of town.

Boomers, do you recall having this on your porch?

thinktwice comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Yes!!! Ours was at the back door that led into the kitchen...

glennlab replies on Dec 12, 2018:

@thinktwice You got to remember in our part of the country the chicken tail was called the preacher's nose, because it was the last thing to cross the fence. We had an entry, hall/sitting room, then the living room, then the dining room. Pretty much only family and business relations ever made it to the dining room. I don't believe I ever saw anyone but the maid and her oldest daughter in the kitchen. She normally wanted everyone to visit her at our store. She had uncomfortable chairs for company too.

Boomers, do you recall having this on your porch?

thinktwice comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Yes!!! Ours was at the back door that led into the kitchen...

glennlab replies on Dec 12, 2018:

@thinktwice With my grandmother you could tell how much she liked someone by how far into the house she allowed them and which doors she closed when they got there.

Bah Humbugg!

Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 12, 2018:

That's terrible...

glennlab replies on Dec 12, 2018:

It's like vagazzaling only with tinsel (OK, yeah, it's still terrible)

Bah Humbugg!

Zoohome comments on Dec 12, 2018:

I guess I need more time to wake up

glennlab replies on Dec 12, 2018:

@phxbillcee Now I've got to figure out a way to work that into the conversation. lol

Boomers, do you recall having this on your porch?

thinktwice comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Yes!!! Ours was at the back door that led into the kitchen...

glennlab replies on Dec 12, 2018:

@thinktwice We lived in town, I remember my farm friends where no one ever used the front door, and you even forgot that it was there.

One of my favorite reasons why I like watch our fair parade.

Heidi68 comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Similar to the way they 'move' the longhorns through Old Town Fort Worth! Where are the horses from?

glennlab replies on Dec 12, 2018:

@Heidi68 I may have to go out and fire up the grill, you've got me going too. And I'm getting ready to go grocery shopping. Although, now that I am cooking for 1, I can splurge more often on stuff I like

Boomers, do you recall having this on your porch?

thinktwice comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Yes!!! Ours was at the back door that led into the kitchen...

glennlab replies on Dec 12, 2018:

Ours was on the front porch

Girl knows marketing!

Captnron59 comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Is it pointing at a bulge?

glennlab replies on Dec 12, 2018:

I had not seen that. lol

One of my favorite reasons why I like watch our fair parade.

Heidi68 comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Similar to the way they 'move' the longhorns through Old Town Fort Worth! Where are the horses from?

glennlab replies on Dec 12, 2018:

@Heidi68 My aunt used to meet me when she went to the NCHA,That's like 25 minutes from my house. I live in far west Dallas. I love going to Austin for the caves and Barton Springs.

Bah Humbugg!

Zoohome comments on Dec 12, 2018:

I guess I need more time to wake up

glennlab replies on Dec 12, 2018:

It wasn't my best effort

Context is everything.

mistymoon77 comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Or he would be on faux news & they would say he was a fake.

glennlab replies on Dec 12, 2018:

cute new avitar

Context is everything.

IamNobody comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Or if he would had been singing oh baby it's cold outside... ???? ( That would have been a SJW episode )

glennlab replies on Dec 12, 2018:

SJW?

One of my favorite reasons why I like watch our fair parade.

Heidi68 comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Similar to the way they 'move' the longhorns through Old Town Fort Worth! Where are the horses from?

glennlab replies on Dec 12, 2018:

Have you been the the Ft Worth stockyards, I was amazed the first time I saw it.

Bad taste encouraged lol

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2018:

or is this a better reply

glennlab replies on Dec 12, 2018:

@Livinlife that's going to be bad if they ever decide to try a different shape, I'm too much of a wosseie to get a tattoo in an area that doesn't hurt, I can't imagine doing one on my face.

Bad taste encouraged lol

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2018:

or is this a better reply

glennlab replies on Dec 12, 2018:

@Livinlife Lots of young women do that here, I never understood it.

I know there are people that can relate this.

Livinlife comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Aww, who's a good dog

glennlab replies on Dec 12, 2018:

I'm a good dog, lol

I know there are people that can relate this.

phxbillcee comments on Dec 12, 2018:

Yeah, but he likes getting fed!

glennlab replies on Dec 12, 2018:

he can only have one or the other

When I was a kid ?

HippieChick58 comments on Dec 11, 2018:

My dad had a section of a cinch strap from a horse's saddle. He used that on our behinds. And before that he'd take off his belt. Or use his hands. He was rough.

glennlab replies on Dec 11, 2018:

My grandmother used a hangman's strap. That's the strap they used on mules o get them to go.

Rubbers or diapers (nappies)?

Cutiebeauty comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Always huggies ?

glennlab replies on Dec 11, 2018:

@Cutiebeauty We did the cloth diaper thing with my son, it was not really as difficult as some people would have you believe. They are now made so you don't have to do all the crazy folding.

He killed him with an ax...?

GeorgeRocheleau comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Who did they set fire to? That's pretty cold guys.

glennlab replies on Dec 11, 2018:

There is always someone that points out the inconsistencies, like talking trees are not way out there.

2 more weeks until Fucking Xmas! I just can't wait so that all this shit will be over for another ...

tinebean comments on Dec 11, 2018:

I agree. Looking forward to January

glennlab replies on Dec 11, 2018:

I quite literally lol ed

just catching up for the last week leftovers.

Charlene comments on Dec 11, 2018:

Well he thought it Should have been all about him..and I couldn't agree more!

glennlab replies on Dec 11, 2018:

Best way not to be jealous of the corpse at a funeral, be the corpse at a funeral.

Nope, not gonna try it, especially with the new "Demon-Kitty"!!!

Captnron59 comments on Dec 11, 2018:

But if you had a nice lovable kitty?

glennlab replies on Dec 11, 2018:

@phxbillcee how about

So many possibilities!

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2018:

We are stardust, we are golden We are billion year old carbon And we got to get ourselves back to the garden

glennlab replies on Dec 11, 2018:

@ProudMary me too

Texas may be getting a new start with hemp

Redheadedgammy comments on Dec 8, 2018:

I don't trust Sid Miller about anything. He's a known liar, and like all repubs a selfish self centered asshole.

glennlab replies on Dec 11, 2018:

well said.

"Oh, ... ooops." God

MojoDave comments on Dec 10, 2018:

That's what he said about the Platypus too! He's been smoking that stuff again!

glennlab replies on Dec 10, 2018:

@phxbillcee Love that, and shooting rope out his ass.

The Turtles. Happy Together. [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

loved the turtles, I think the first time I remember them was on of the beach movies.

glennlab replies on Dec 10, 2018:

@Livinlife I believe it was "Out of Sight", I cheated and looked it up

The extraordinary nature of Trump's two tweets this morning has nothing to do with his smocking ...

Amzungu comments on Dec 10, 2018:

I'd say he's a fucking imbecile, again, but it started such a linguistic debate last time... ?

glennlab replies on Dec 10, 2018:

@EdEarl What comes out of the south end of a north bound horse

Man rules...

AprilFlowers comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Hahaha! Is this true ? Guys?

glennlab replies on Dec 10, 2018:

pretty much

The extraordinary nature of Trump's two tweets this morning has nothing to do with his smocking ...

Amzungu comments on Dec 10, 2018:

I'd say he's a fucking imbecile, again, but it started such a linguistic debate last time... ?

glennlab replies on Dec 10, 2018:

I would say that is too mild a description.

My sheets laundered and folded. Flat and fitted. And somehow... I still love myself! Lol

Pralina1 comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Lovely color ???

glennlab replies on Dec 10, 2018:

That was going to be my comment too

My sheets laundered and folded. Flat and fitted. And somehow... I still love myself! Lol

SukiSue comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Okay. I give up! I'm just going to have to tell my potential partner I can only be good in one room.... The bedroom or the room in which you fold a fitted sheet. Take your pic.

glennlab replies on Dec 10, 2018:

Bedroom it is.

Haven't seen a possum meme in awhile

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

playing with your possum again?

glennlab replies on Dec 10, 2018:

@Rudy1962 That's good, cause playing with your possum would make your fingers all wrinkly.

Mondays.....

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2018:

FUCK Mondays

glennlab replies on Dec 10, 2018:

@RavenCT I don't do Mondays anymore, everyday is Friday since I retired.

Tonight, my greyhound chewed up one of my gloves.

Pralina1 comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Is it a big greyhound or an Italian one ?? I have Italian greyhounds all my life . If u have an IG , yes , the answer is yes ? And the msg is : how dare u not holding / petting / kissing me for a whole 15 mnt .

glennlab replies on Dec 10, 2018:

@Pralina1 I couldn't remember what your pups were, and tonight was not a give me a few minutes and I can find it night. Rescues make the best companions, they take a lot of work in the beginning, but the love is so much more compensation.

Tonight, my greyhound chewed up one of my gloves.

Pralina1 comments on Dec 10, 2018:

Is it a big greyhound or an Italian one ?? I have Italian greyhounds all my life . If u have an IG , yes , the answer is yes ? And the msg is : how dare u not holding / petting / kissing me for a whole 15 mnt .

glennlab replies on Dec 10, 2018:

Do you still have IGs?

You can tell you have been on the dating sites too long when:

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Got a wide angle lens?

glennlab replies on Dec 9, 2018:

@EyesThatSmile VA is funny, as long as you reorder the meds, you don't have to go back to the dr. So I have a lot of I need this from time to time meds, that I don't have to have except when I really need them. It's easier to just reorder than to try to get another dr appointment.