Florida Man, at it again.

glennlab comments on May 19, 2020:

He's not going to be wearing shorts ever again, and he really won't have enough blood to run his brain.

Every spring.

glennlab comments on May 19, 2020:

fucking trees!

Is there evidence for God?

glennlab comments on May 19, 2020:

You need to define both god and evidence, otherwise the discussion is mute.

PULLING SUPPORT The U.

glennlab comments on May 19, 2020:

No o accused this administration of over thinking anything, so one more for the bad guys.

Mayor Leaves Mic On After Pardoning Himself From Coronavirus Meeting .

glennlab comments on May 19, 2020:

won't play

I whisper, good morning love you☕☕😋😊☕☕

glennlab comments on May 19, 2020:

I shout, are you fucking done yet?

This site has been a serious disappointment and at the same time confirmation of what i have learned...

glennlab comments on May 19, 2020:

DUDE!!! Get a grip. You need to reevaluate yourself if EVERYBODY is rejecting you. Have you entertained the thought that you might be a huge part of your problem. There are some really great women on here, but with your attitude, I don't see them giving you a second look.

I don't keep covid in my safe....it is entirely safe.

glennlab comments on May 19, 2020:

a little safe.

What does the sign say on a out of buisness brothel?

glennlab comments on May 19, 2020:

funny

Now this is cool! The only thing I could see as being a downside is that they might gouge you in ...

glennlab comments on May 19, 2020:

When you make the trip, don't forget the other tourist spots like the hot springs and mountain vistas. Always make it at least a two-fer when you can.

Now I'm having problems with the site.

glennlab comments on May 19, 2020:

Workaround...hit the reply button, ignore the reply box, go back to the edit menu, it should appear if full.

Cuteness overload!!!

glennlab comments on May 19, 2020:

cuties!

What was everyone's first car that actually belonged to them, not just what you drove?

glennlab comments on May 19, 2020:

A 65 chevy Biscayne,

I love these corny memes 😂

glennlab comments on May 19, 2020:

JPG easier to manipulate

Uhhmm... ...

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

she actually had two, and got pregnant

orgy [agnostic.com]

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

that lasted for 4 years the first time around 1347-1351 so sometime in 2024..

Couple of flowers I saw on my walk this morning.

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

Looks like you had a pretty walk , even heavenly blue( I think that is the morning glory's name)

[rawstory.com]

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

Can you say President Pence?

Spanish flu recollections Karen Riedel-Gallagher April 4 ❤️This is Timeless.

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

The poem is not fake, the attribution and explanation are incorrect. Poem was actually published on March 16, 2020, by writer Catherine O’Meara aka Kitty O'Meara. She posted her poem on a website called "The daily round." so the poem is the only thing that is real.

Does being an agnostic mean that you’re on the wall or you lack acceptance?

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

Agnostic means that while I'm 99.9% sure that there is no god, if he showed up, I would be willing to change my stance.

Another winning recipe....

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

please send a video of you hooking her up to a milking machine and copies of your ER visit.

Please welcome new member @Palmela to the group. Look forward to your choice of interesting music.

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

Welcome, @Palmela!

My mates are all into baking now. I feel the pressure. So...

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

Looks good to me, better than my efforts

Quarantine+camera+worlds cutest puppy=me becoming crazy doggy man.

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

All our dogs think we quit our jobs to be with them.

If it stops at 100K

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

we may hit that by June 1. almost 91,000 today 5/18

I don't know, but it looks more fun than what I did.

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

Just horsing around.

Who knows?...

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

I can eliminate c.

Good question.....

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

curtain rod is still there for sitting and waiting in ambush.

Questions about sexuality for older males: Do you sill feel the need as you get older?

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

If you have sexual problems don't be afraid to talk to your doctor, they are many times signs of underlying disease and both may be curable or at least treatable. You will find that foreplay is more important as you grow older, it helps your partner and it gives you something to do while the meds kick in.

Have any of you got a rebate or check from your auto insurance company yet? [usatoday.com]

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

Yes, I just renewed and it was 15% less than i had been quoted for renewal. Geico

Deep thought for a Monday morning! Lol

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

good point

Last night we lost Jack, he was the best kitty I have ever had.

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

sorry for your loss.

Speeling madders

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

Well that is a mucus membrane.

Somethings

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

really loved the last one. buit all good.

So I was looking for a shoe repair place I had used before but couldn't remember the phone ...

glennlab comments on May 17, 2020:

Who cares what he watches as long as he does good work.

Sounds about right for most of us.☕☕😉☕☕

glennlab comments on May 17, 2020:

reason I have a 3-cup cup

Priceless! LMAO. 💜💜💜 [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on May 17, 2020:

lmao

Picked up my new rescue dog 7am this morning! Almost late as i did not hear the alarm yammering ...

glennlab comments on May 17, 2020:

treat her well, I know you will.

Texas is heading for a big second wave

glennlab comments on May 16, 2020:

death cures stupid

Old ad... remember the old commercial?

glennlab comments on May 16, 2020:

comet, it makes your teeth turn green, comet it tastes like ...

Covid testing gone wrong.

glennlab comments on May 16, 2020:

buck up, buck-o

And the republican war on science continues.

glennlab comments on May 16, 2020:

When everyone else is smarter than you, don't you think you should at least listen to their opinions on the facts.

Hello, I’m a single man whose been self lsolated for over 2 months.

glennlab comments on May 16, 2020:

welcome

Happy Saturday everyone! What is something you're trying to talk yourself out of getting right now?

glennlab comments on May 16, 2020:

Hot tub. But if this goes on much longer, it's on it's way,

Just the right amount, good morning☕😁☕

glennlab comments on May 16, 2020:

TY

I have a tiny , little dilemma: Yesterday Lia, my student, and granddaughter came running int the ...

glennlab comments on May 16, 2020:

I have been leery of religious artifacts just found laying around, especially if they are inexpensive. My son and I were hiking up to a cave in a national forest in Utah, he found several medallions with bible and BOM verses along the trail. We founds out that they were being left on the trail by mormon zealots for non believers to find.

I doubt if $19 would cover the bill for Meal Team 6

glennlab comments on May 16, 2020:

I used to get a kick out of asking them when they served, then following up with why not?

Hi everyone.

glennlab comments on May 16, 2020:

I loved their music

I hear they are making a killing....

glennlab comments on May 16, 2020:

Daddy issetting them up, she's putting them down.

NOTHING would surprise us at this point, but - wait,

glennlab comments on May 16, 2020:

Whatever you do don't head east, there's millions of acres of wheat out there. NO WHEAT SURFING FOR YOU!

He will eat anything...

glennlab comments on May 15, 2020:

I don't know mikey, but I'll stay in anyhow.

Today's hike: flowers, snow and useless spears.

glennlab comments on May 15, 2020:

I get nostalgic every time I read about your exploits, keep it up.

perhaps I missed something.

glennlab comments on May 15, 2020:

You must be on the phone.

What do they do?

glennlab comments on May 15, 2020:

colonoscopy or hemorrhoidectomy?

[news.

glennlab comments on May 15, 2020:

Because their god, Ayn Rand was wrong, billionaires do not create wealth, the accumulate the fruits of others labor. There is a huge economics lesson that has played out, but I doubt that more than a few will realize what was being taught.

Hello everyone, I'm new to this group. Hope you have a great friday.

glennlab comments on May 15, 2020:

welcome

Its going to be a mistake

glennlab comments on May 15, 2020:

nailed it.

Please listen to the man!

glennlab comments on May 15, 2020:

great comback

Today's cheese ... 🧀🧀🧀 (LMAO...These are unusually funny...) 😂

glennlab comments on May 15, 2020:

ewe! lol

Picked up a little mulch for the yard...

glennlab comments on May 14, 2020:

Done that many times, that second bucket full is always much bigger than you remembered from last time.

Our dinner is 4 minutes late.

glennlab comments on May 14, 2020:

Well stop posting and feed the underfed panthers.

Shit my son says.

glennlab comments on May 14, 2020:

Since I retired, my clock has been all screwed up, unless I have plans or am traveling, I go to bed when I get tired and get up when I'm not anymore. I've always been a night owl and this allows me to just be me.

...say what?

glennlab comments on May 14, 2020:

I was thinking floss.

Just a little covid humour.....

glennlab comments on May 14, 2020:

all of them LMAO

Bought myself a trump steak. Any ideas best way to cook it.

glennlab comments on May 14, 2020:

Kill it before it multiplies.

Today's cheese COVID edition .... 🧀🧀🧀🧀

glennlab comments on May 14, 2020:

good ones

Ut oh.

glennlab comments on May 14, 2020:

That will teach him to not bad mouth Trump. If they were serious they would have seized Mitch the bitch and the other republican inside traders phones too.

The Biden camp has found the easy out for dismissing Warren as VP pick.

glennlab comments on May 14, 2020:

Joe needs to finish the vetting process and name someone soon.

Happy Thursday Friends! What’s the coldest you’ve ever been?

glennlab comments on May 14, 2020:

My first winter in Spokane. I had spent the previous winter months in Thailand, and before that had grown up on the Gulf coast. I lived in barracks that were built for WW II, no insulation, poorly built and outside temps below minus 20. I spent the entire winter cold except for when I was inside at work, underground most of the time.

Cats n Cats n Critters.

glennlab comments on May 14, 2020:

spot on

I recognize this mentality

glennlab comments on May 14, 2020:

I carry a gun when I go hunting, I need it to kill something, I don't carry one to the grocery store, the meat is already dead.

Anyone with this problem??

glennlab comments on May 14, 2020:

literally lmao

Fat Willie has not moved from this chair since 10 this morning and it is now 4.30.

glennlab comments on May 14, 2020:

You say that like cats don't do that on a regular basis

Here is something I never heard of before today.

glennlab comments on May 14, 2020:

I had that for a period while i was undergoing treatment for Hep C(1999). They really don't do justice to the amount of pain involved. It was quite possibly the most intense pain you could imagine and not die. This is coming from a guy who has been shot and had an explosive go off within inches of my hand. The pain is so intense that you can't move and need someone else to get the meds for you.

I prefer the figure 8 motion.

glennlab comments on May 13, 2020:

first saw the title and went somewhere else entirely

What's the worst that could happen?

glennlab comments on May 13, 2020:

best analogy yet

We need to take some measures!...

glennlab comments on May 13, 2020:

Too small a bottle. That's day planner size, with week planner markings.

When you are drunk...but not.

glennlab comments on May 13, 2020:

Not going to use that elevator after a few.

Pay back for most cats I know.

glennlab comments on May 13, 2020:

Turnabout is fair play.

Yup .

glennlab comments on May 13, 2020:

Well put

Wow, big 1960s hair!

glennlab comments on May 13, 2020:

Touch that and see how much of an arm you draw back.

Poor thing...

glennlab comments on May 13, 2020:

I just let it graze under my chair.

Clueless...

glennlab comments on May 13, 2020:

Her coming out party?

Good question

glennlab comments on May 13, 2020:

No matter how hard it is, he still won't be able to find it.

Happy Wacky Wednesday Everybody! Let's see your Bad/Dad/Silly jokes and stories!

glennlab comments on May 13, 2020:

These were recognized as bad when they were post years ago.

Remember bartenders? Ah, the nostalgia.

glennlab comments on May 13, 2020:

I would hate to be a bartender when the quarantine is over, everyone is going to be bitching about, "there's no alcohol in this drink"

Nurses need to be appreciated... Especially during this pandemic!

glennlab comments on May 12, 2020:

@pralina1 I see you in one of these,

Corona numbers

glennlab comments on May 12, 2020:

It's only 15 and it will be down to zero in no time, 81,000+ deaths later, "it's going down"

Saw this in Jimmy Kimmel. Hilarious! [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on May 12, 2020:

So life like, lol

Baltimore Black Church Kicks Ben Carson Off Their Property | National | BET

glennlab comments on May 12, 2020:

You can bad mouth a city, work for a guy that bad mouths the same city and expect to be welcomed by the very people you denigrated, Duh. He's lucky all they did was tell him to leave and GTFO.

Happy Tuesday! Friendships! Some of them happen quite suddenly, born of an instant connection and ...

glennlab comments on May 12, 2020:

I just be me and hope they will just be themselves.

Before now, I do not think I had ever given much thought about a "coffee" discussion group.

glennlab comments on May 12, 2020:

Mine is black, very dark roast, will come out of the cup and kick your ass if you let it get cold. I have two variations, strong and very strong.

Help Please! Having lost my wife to cancer a year and a half ago, after being together 55 years, ...

glennlab comments on May 12, 2020:

We all decide on our own deal breakers, you need to decide if those are yours or not.

I am so lucky to live here in Central Texas! There is so much wildlife and it sometimes has a ...

glennlab comments on May 11, 2020:

There are quite a few very nice state parks very close to you, the ladybird wildflower range just up from the ranch is one of my favorites.

Ten dog memes.

glennlab comments on May 11, 2020:

good ones

Ten cat memes.

glennlab comments on May 11, 2020:

I was rolling very good

2020 bag of chips.

glennlab comments on May 11, 2020:

You are too kind.

Well my dalliance with the milk thistle is over.

glennlab comments on May 11, 2020:

Flowers are just weeds we have decided belong, then we keep trying to make them prettier,

[politicalflare.

glennlab comments on May 11, 2020:

I happened to be watching that live, He is unhinged and I can see the beginnings of a complete breakdown.

Hi All, I am new to this group.

glennlab comments on May 11, 2020:

Dogs will not normally bother martins, their nests are many feet above what most dogs consider their territory. Bat houses work too. While it may sound counter intuitive, a small fishpond with mosquito fish will reduce their population. Having said all of that, You live in Florida, the state bird is a mosquito, so best of luck.